Ebermannstadt, Upper Franconia, it is twenty nine years since Hector set foot in this town. The desire to return was triggered last year when the existence of Everybody’s Darling – Mamas Punjab (Schulstraße 2, 91320 Ebermannstadt, Deutschland) was realised. A Punjabi restaurant in this part of Deutschland, it had to be explored. That Kofte Anda mit Reis (€16.90) is on the menu, a major attraction and surely proof that they know what Curry is about.
Ebermannstadt is at the end of a branch line, 10km north-east of the oft visited Forchheim. Getting there has never been an issue, however, on my last two stays in Bamberg. Mamas Punjab was closed, and thankfully, this was made clear on Google Maps. I phoned last night to confirm today’s opening. 10.39, a rather early departure from Bamberg, Lord Clive and Lady Maggie of Crawley were in tow.
It was 11.40 when we entered Mamas Punjab, hours before Hector’s preferred eating time, but one has to accommodate the other reason for our trips to this part of the World. A mature couple greeted: Mohammed and his lady, Zeba, the Chef. I confirmed that it was I who had phoned last night and that we were here for Echtes Punjabi Essen. Mohammed’s English was limited, but still better than my Deutsch which evaporates every year, especially after visits to Berlin.
Drinks were sorted. 0.4l Glasses of Sparkling Water (€3.60) and Still (€3.60). I’ll point out that a 0.5l bottle of Bier costs the same. Bier is therefore cheaper than water. In the north end of Bayern, this is a common occurrence.
The menu was studied in detail. The Lamm and Fisch sections were the focal point. I had already decided to leave Kofta Anda for another day, let’s establish what their regular Curry is like.


Mutton Karai mit Naan (€18.20) was a consideration. Grünem Chilli – had to be addressed. Was this finger Chillies, or Capsicum. By showing a photo of the latter, the undesirable answer was confirmed. No Karahi Gosht for Hector today, but who knows what my fellow diners might order??
Between us, we never did achieve a satisfactory explanation as to the price difference between Mutton Curry mit Reis (€17.50) and Mutton Mattar mit Reis (€16.90). Does adding Peas mean less Meat leading to a lower price?
Achar Gosht mit Reis (€17.50) was now calling the Hector. It has been a few weeks. From out of nowhere, Maggie declared Palek Gosht mit Reis (€16.90). I do not recall Maggie ever Curry with Spinach. I did warn her that in Europe, it tends to be Creamy compared to that served in the UK. Clive stayed safe: Mutton Curry mit Reis (€17.50). To this he added a Garlic Naan (€4.30).
Spice Level was then discussed. Scharf – for the chaps, medium for the lady.

We settled down for the wait, an opperchancity to survey all aspects of the venue. A new build, still it retained the classic Deutsche Bier Cafe, a bar, Bier vom Faß, nothing to become excited about, when so many tremendous breweries are a stone throw away. But Bier was cheaper than water.
Mohammed did his best to engage. Maggie became concerned that not even another single customer entered during our visit. Mohammed related the story of his offspring. Doing very well in the UK, and beyond. Meanwhile, Zeba was doing the bulk of the work in the kitchen, a full forty five minutes of preparation time.
Three portions of inclusive Rice, Maggie hardly touched hers, the Naan being her preference. Sensible Rice portions, manageable.


The somewhat strange looking Garlic Naan was well received. Served whole, light on the periphery, big burnt blisters in the centre. Abundant Flakes of Garlic topped the Bread. Hector declined a sample, at times the Garlic dominates, detracting from the enjoyment of the Curry.
Achar Gosht

What a plateful! Nine pieces of Meat sat in the Masala, many of these would be halved to facilitate the eating. The Oil was separating in the dark, rich, blended Masala. I could not spot any slope on the table, yet the Oil was steadily advancing towards me. Has Hector become an Oil Magnet? (throw me a bone…)
With the Curry on a plate and the Rice in a bowl, the Rice had to be brought to the Curry. Not my preferred scenario, however, it did accentuate the relative proportions.
The Spice Level was indeed – Scharf – but not at a ridiculous level. The Pickle element was powerful, a huge blast of Flavour. The Seasoning was decidedly a la Hector. This was a stunning Curry, a definite – wow! – moment. And as my fellow diners tucked in to their respective Dishes, there was much concurrence. All was well, a consensus, coming to Ebermannstadt was a good idea.
Tender Meat, but firm, chewing required, and umami moments, definitely Lamb. However, I cannot say that the Meat was giving back the Spices, and so was withholding confirming Desi/Apna style. Then I pulled out a piece of Cinnamon Bark, and moments later tasted a blast of Anise. Things were getting decidedly – Desi.
Small green flecks, I feared they might be Capsicum, but concluded they were stray bits from the larger Pickled Chillies that were present. The intensity of Flavour must have come from other Spices, not just the sour Pickle, this was very much a first class Achari.
A few grains of Rice were abandoned. Satisfaction had been attained, let’s not spoil the moment.
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Mutton Curry
No Soupçon for Hector, this Masala strongly resembled the Achari. If anything, the size of the pieces of Meat stands out more in the Mutton Curry. Curry, Rice and half of the Naan, Clive managed the lot.
Clive – The Rice was boiled, done to perfection. The meat was on the right side between firm and tender. It tasted like lamb.
Spice level was excellent, hot enough to make you sit up and take notice, but not drown the lamb. The Garlic Naan tasted like garlic, don’t know why that is remarkable, but it is.
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Palek Gosht
The dark brown, thick Masala did not look Creamy as prevails across this Land. Again no Soupçon for Hector, so the extent to which this was the preferred Masala with Herb cannot be established. It did look the job. On asking why Maggie had opted for a Saag/Palak, it appears that she has been adding Spinach Leaves to much of her cooking, as is also the case in Hector’s House.
More Rice? – asked Mohammed.
In Europe, one is always offered more Rice. He then spotted that Maggie had a bowl, which at that moment, could well have been untouched.
Maggie – The mutton was firm, but was still nice to eat, didn’t fall apart. Taste was excellent. The spinach was sloppier than I would prefer. The Garlic Naan was amazing.
All in all, I don’t understand why they are not crazy busy.
As we ate, so Mohammed came to further check on our progress and ask the customary question.
Wonderful!
Echtes!
Three happy diners.
The Bill
€67.00 (£55.90) Cash only.
The Aftermath
Whilst Maggie went off to find a cash machine, Hector introduced Curry-Heute. I also established that Kofta Anda is always available, presumably made from scratch. Our intent to return on Sunday was declared, let’s see if anyone else joins us.
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2026 Menu






I did give enough hints. On this, the final trip by ‘plane of 2026, there will be a lot more Bier consumed than Curry. Though with luck, a totally off the wall locus for a Curry Haus shall appear after this entry.
The external signage and multitude of posters inside, made it impossible not to note the additional rebranding – Punjabi Schwarma. Who wants a German Donner Kebap when one can have Punjabi?
I went up to the counter:
Taking in my surroundings, 



The Toppings were not
Four large pieces of Meat, one on-the-bone, plus tiddlers. One of these I took to be a Sucky Bone and was therefore surprised when it turned out to be a comparably sized piece of Lamb. The cylindrical cut, from where, who knows.
The Masala, so much Masala, and no Rice. This was a Soupy Curry, but with a sauce of this quality, bring it on. The Oily sheen, the flecks of Yoghurt, but no Citrus aroma. Some Coriander had been cooked in, such was the temperature of the food in the karahi, I’m sure the Toppings must have started to cook in there too. Hot food.

G1 last Saturday, today Hector was slumming it in G2. In the seemingly never ending task of visiting
Sources suggest differing meanings for Kalinga: conqueror/victory, or an area in Andra Pradesh. 

I take it there is Spice? – I asked Farooq.
The layout of the room is dominated by the bar which runs the length of the left side as one enters. There is a line of bar stools, an overflow/waiting device, or is Kalinga operating the very European system of trying to be a bar too? The Hector has been warned off such places, especially in 

From the handi – the menu claimed, this container resembled a karahi. Not the largest of portions for a Curry at this price – you’re in G2, Hector!
On arranging the Pork over the Rice, it had been cut almost
The Masala had pedigree, with a hint of an Oily Sheen, just enough Yoghurt had been added to create a sense of Creaminess. Whole Peppercorns, a Clove and a piece of Cinnamon, ticked the – Desi – boxes.



Another 

For decades, Battlefield has been all about
Greeted by Anu, I was invited to choose a table. The corner at the window was the optimum for my purposes. The menu recorded, time to order. Kerala Fish Curry (£10.99) accompanied by the small Vegetable Pilao Rice (£3.99 / £5.99) and a Kerala Parotta (£2.29). Fish Curry at a price significantly below
Anu brought a bottle of chilled Tap Water, Hector settled down for the wait. Delivery cyclists arrived to collect Takeaway. Who are these people who suddenly need a Curry brought to their home, place of work, of an afternoon? The group of six departed, Hector became – the lone diner.



The Kerala Parotta was all that was hoped for: light, layered, stringy, absorbent, always a treat. If only the standard size was larger.
I was warned about the heat of the vessel and
One has to accept that
Expecting pieces of Fish, I was surprised to catch a single Fish Steak. Inevitably, this led to the removal of the spine, and one or two other bones. No problem.
Dipping the Parotta in the Shorva, fun, in time, I tilted the lot on to the plate. 

The Bill










The Monday lunchtime Curry, the opperchancity to introduce Marg to Dawat (253-255 Maxwell Rd., Pollokshields, Glasgow G41 1TE). Hector is not hiding the fact that Dawat is being accelerated towards the significant fifth visit such that it can take its worthy place in
Arriving at 14.00, Waqas was first to greet, can three times establish a pattern? Marg took the corner table in the otherwise empty premises. Our Order today had been agreed in advance: Namkeen Gosht (£18.00), the half kilo, a portion of Aloo Gobi (£5.00 / £7.00) one Naan, (£1.50) one Chapatti (£1.20).
I had anticipated a repeat of last week’s offer, the 

The fan heater was at Marg’s feet, there was no need to point it in our direction. When visiting a Southside Curry Cafe, dress accordingly. Once again, no Chef Arshad on a Monday, and today, no staff having their lunch mid-room. Instead, three chaps would follow a solo diner, and take the centre spot. They ordered a mass of Bread and minimal Curry – Nihari (£10.00).



Potato, Cauliflower, Carrot in a Masala Mash, of which pulped Cauliflower may well have been dominant. Marg appeared not to notice the – Gobi, she missed out. The firmness retained in the comparatively few pieces present, somehow, Cauliflower has even more Flavour when presented in this style than it ever would, in say Cauliflower-Cheese. Then there’s a Cauliflower Steak, which nutters fall for that?
Chef Arshad’s hand was clearly involved.
The 
Marg – 



Hector having Mainstream,
Lamb Curr
A group of six, centre room, plus a solo chap near the corner, were
A 750ml bottle of Sparkling Water (£5.00) completed the Order.
A Poppadom and a decent portion of Spiced Onions were presented. 




Having sampled the Matar Pulao first, this Sweetness had taken the palate in one direction, the Masala had to overcome this. There was a
Mainstream Curry.
Five wedges of Potato, each of which had absorbed the Flavours 

A worthy choice


After 


The Chicken Curry, bottom left, looked mean, almost tempting, but then I spotted it … Kofta Anda! 
I took the corner table at the window, from which all could be surveyed. 
Having seen the Chapattis on Saturday, I was hoping to be served one without Wholemeal Flour, alas, not to be. However, this Chapatti was lighter in colour, a mix of Flours? For once, the Wholemeal element was not overwhelming, this Chapatti I quite enjoyed.
Three Meatballs, one hard-boiled Egg. No spoiling the Hector with a second Egg as at
Clove – provided the first big blast of Flavour as I made my first dip into the Shorva.
Having cut each Kofta into two, and more, plenty to eat. Well bound, dark in colour, and giving off their own – kick – I assumed Lamb Meatballs. The price at the end would confirm.

A block to the south, Albert Drive, in the heart of Pollokshields,
With Storm Boelo raging, Hector headed to the Southside. Martin had made me aware of the existence of
Arriving at Dawat, slightly damp, I was happy to discover a large enough room to seat twenty diners, simple décor. As with the style of Glasgow Curry Cafes, the fayre was on display in the long counter down the right. Chapli Kebab (£3.50), I wonder for how many?


Turka Daal (£5.00 / £7.00), Palak, Chana, Haleem (£7.00 / £9.00), not what I had planned for today. My issue with Lamb appears to have subsided, bring it on.
I was happy to have Aloo Gosht (Daily Lamb Special – £8.00), when Amran, knowing my propensity for Karahi Gosht informed me that this could be freshly prepared.
Two chaps, possibly father and son, were finishing their lunch. The elder chap smiled as I took my seat at the far wall. Amran came across with a bottle of chilled Tap Water to discuss Spice Level.

Meanwhile, the first chap to greet sat at the middle table, and was soon accompanied by Amran. Staff lunch, Haleem, and lots of Bread. The Chapatti (£1.20) did not necessarily have Wholemeal Flour, there’s hope.
The Naan, served whole, was round. A round Naan always make me ponder: Tandoori or Tawa? However, such was the puffiness, the size of the blisters, this surely was from a Tandoor.
Occasionally, one sees the half kilo and wonders how the weight was measured, with a finger pressing on the scales? No such issue today, this was a mass of Meat. Lamb Chops stood out, the long Sucky Bone confirmed other cuts. Was the appetite actually up for all this?
Chef Arshad, who has cooked one hundred times, plus, for me at
The end game, the second Lamb Chop, and spot 

By this time, Arshad was sitting in the centre table having his meal. I took the near empty karahi up to Amran. There was just enough Masala to fill a small pot. Someone else has to witness the pleasure experienced today.

Back out into the elements, the rain was horizontal, the wind from the east. The eye of the storm must be imminent.




The counter has been moved to the rear thus providing seating for up to t
On the menu, t
14.00, a Monday, and no Marg today. The same mature couple I saw last week were manning the shop. The lady, clearly from these parts, informed me that they took over in March. I held up a photo of Waris, whom they recognised immediately.
Rather than go to the menu I decided to sample the pret a manger. In Lamb, there was a Lamb Curry, also Lamb and Potato.
I took a small table in front of what I hoped was a heater, but must have been an insect assassinator.
From here, Spice Level was discussed. My – above medium, not crazy – was relayed to the kitchen as – Spicy.
The White Rice had a few Seeds embedded, Cumin I hoped, but this was never verified. 
Aloo Gosht – this was not. With a blended Masala, not dissimilar in appearance to that marvelled at two days ago at
No sense of Cumin from the Rice, and so the first intake of Flavour was from the Masala.
Cutting into the Potato, the unexpected white was almost brilliant. Ah, freshly made, this Potato has not been sat in the Masala for very long. Consequently, there had been little absorption of Flavour. Slightly firm, the Potatoes could have done with an extra couple of minutes.
Real Punjabi Taste – is posted proudly on the wall. Having visited and reviewed every Punjabi Curry House in the city, I had not tasted this before. Or had I?

The Bill





Hector having a Curry in Glasgow on a Saturday afternoon, dining alone, nothing new there, but it has been a while. After
RaJiv took the Order, but not before I had asked him the difference between Lamb Ginger on the
I took a seat at the larger table, nobody else was expected. The door was closed, there was an offer to switch on the wall fan-heater, declined. Not the warmest of seating areas, I was dressed accordingly.
Hot food, and a warm plate, that is 

Five large pieces of Meat in a blended Masala, a seemingly simple Curry. There was enough Masala to match the quantity of Rice. Topped with a threat of Coriander and three Ginger Strips, not a visible abundance of the latter.
The quality of the Lamb stood out. One can tell, and having had Mutton at the opposite end of the price spectrum in
The blend of Spices was hitting the spot. 



RaJiv enquired about becoming friends on a certain social medium. The price of this was a tutored tour through the layout of 