As established two days ago, despite their online menu suggesting otherwise, Pakistani Street Food (105 Albert Drive, Pollokshields, Glasgow G41 2 SU) does serve Curry! Hidden in plain sight – was going to be the headline banner for today’s review, how often has Hector passed this venue and not gone in to investigate? As the afternoon took an unfortunate turn, the headline banner above had to change.
Despite the continuous drizzle, all was well when Marg and Hector parked near Pakistani Street Food just on 14.15. We were greeted by one of the two men in black, who insisted on coming around the counter to show us to a table in the otherwise empty premises. Both chaps sported headset microphones, as did a differently dressed chap who sat in the far corner throughout our stay, the manager no doubt. With what mother ship they were in communication, who knows, a bit excessive in a corner cafe which once housed Banana Leaf (Southside).
How the décor has changed since then, Pakistani Street Food, an offshoot of the Victoria Road Takeaway, is bright, ice-cream shop bright, with the same garish colour scheme formerly employed by nearby Ambala and the much missed Karahi Palace. And – the facility – here is spacious, spotless, and everything works as it should.
Assuming the two chaps were the same ones I spoke to on Saturday, I reiterated my observation that they do not advertise that Curry is sold on these premises. The same list was recited: Lamb Curry, Chicken Curry, Paya, Nihari. Only later did I notice that – Staff Curry With 2 Roti (£10.00) is on the in-house menu (below).
For Hector, Lamb Curry, but not with the two offered Chapattis. Instead, full investigation mode was adopted, Vegetable Pilau With Raita (£7.00) would accompany. But only after I established that I was not going to be given an excess of Rice. I was assured I should manage it.

Marg was attracted to the Chatt Corner section of the menu. Lamb Samosa Chatt (£7.00) was mooted, but then the waiter and Hector simultaneously advised Marg that this would feature a smothering a Yoghurt. That makes everything soggy, Chickpeas usually feature, a better option was selected: Samos (2 Samosa + Sauce & Salad) (£5.00), much more to her liking. Kashmiri Chai (£3.50) was not to be missed.
A giraffe (sic) of tap water was secured, completing the Order.
During the wait, I became captivated by the big screen showing the creation of a massive Curry, presumably somewhere in Pakistan, big enough to feed a village. If this is being shown continuously on a loop, then why is Curry not further highlighted at Pakistani Street Food. I mentioned the Masala Fish poster on the window.
Served with Chips or a Naan – I was informed.
No: Salad, Rice, and a bowl of Masala – is how I would like it. The waiter was not for taking me on. The Hector may work on this.
Naan with Fish? Too dry. Chips? As if they would be. Fries, frozen, these are considered to be an abomination. The Hector only ever orders – Chips – when it is clear they are made from Potato, and have hopefully been peeled on the premises. Can nobody peel a Potato any more?
Sitting here, at the corner of Albert Drive, there was also time to ponder over the seemingly lack of Curry Houses on this stretch. Lahori Tawa, visited on Saturday, complementing Halal Kebab House, means there are now three. With Ambala and Desi Dhaba Chaiwala a block away on Forth Street, then the sadly underwhelming Cafe Serena and the stupendously wonderful New Cafe Reeshah, a few minutes walk to the north west, this area of Pollokshields can be seen once again as being a focal point of Desi Curry in this part of the Southside.


Two Dips were provided before the food was brought to the table on a large tray. Warm, pukka cutlery, cold plates. Marg purloined the Raita that accompanied the Rice. Enough to amuse.
Samosa
Modest – might be too generous a description for this meagre – Salad. The Pickled Chilli would cross the table. The two Samosa were large, well filled from my perspective. Marg mentioned the pastry type, Puff Pastry, the Hector knows, once there was an attempt, total disaster.
Marg: I decided to have two Lamb Samosa with sauce and salad. They arrived hot with a sprinkle of salad and two dishes of sauces. I enjoyed the filo pastry surrounding the hot mash with tiny pieces of lamb and vegetables. I used the mint, coriander sauce (Raita) with pieces of cucumber to go with the Samosas. A very tasty dish, but I was disappointed with the lack of salad.
Vegetable Pilau
Cucumber slices, plural, Onion and a threat of Lettuce decorated the impressive looking Pilau. I now had two Pickled Chillies! The rest crossed the table to complement Marg’s allotted Salad quota.
A Euro Rice portion, however, the quantity was a fair reflection of the price. I advised the waiter at the start that some of this would become Takeaway.
Potatoes, Peas and unusually large pieces of Carrot were in the mix. The Rice had been suitably spiced, as good as a Vegetable Biryani in Hector’s book. Enough Interesting Vegetables here to overcome the relative plainness of Meat & Masala. In future I would be looking for a sharing partner if ordering this again.
Lamb Curry

A large soup plate, full of a Shorva-esque Masala. Initially I wondered if this was the dreaded Soupy Curry, however, the photo shows twelve pieces of Meat protruding. Double figures was a given as I arranged the Meat on the Pilau. I counted to twenty, I still had no idea what the price of this Dish would be, £10.00 was the only clue given on the menu. If so, this was exceptionally good value. Lamb on-the-bone, as was revealed by the presence of a singular Sucky Bone. The Hector was in a good place.
I now had a mountain of food set before me. No way would I be eating all this here. Better get started.
The Rice and Vegetables immediately impressed. Hector loves his Potato, especially when it has absorbed the Spice from its surroundings. Carrot always provides an alternative sweetness. Peas, well, we know how they taste. I could see this being a worthwhile Dish to have in its own right, maybe the Raita would provide further Diversity, never been a fan of adding cold to hot food.
A quick spoonful of some of the retained Masala had me won.
This is good – I had to tell Marg, who is always happy to at least share the enjoyment of my Curry.
The Spice hit the palate hard, not in a ridiculous way, enough to know Chef meant business. The oh-so-important Seasoning was right up there. Brown, and as Shorva-looking as this Masala was, it had everything one might look for, despite there being no Whole Spices.
As The Masala smothered the Meat, much of it was absorbed by the abundant Rice. I realised that I would surely run out. The waiter came to ask the customary question, I planted the seed that I might ask for more Masala, later. That was the second time I mentioned additional Masala, I don’t know if he was ready for this way of thinking.
Super-soft Lamb, minimal chewing required. Maybe a bit dry, as long as there was Masala, all should be well.
I had eaten mouthfuls of the Vegetable Pilau, about four pieces of Meat, then I had to stop. Calm, patience, alas, food impaction, Esophageal Dysphagia had struck again. The curse of over enthusiastic eating. Drinking water does not help, gravity either does its job, or it doesn’t.
Today it didn’t. I have spared the reader the intervening twenty minutes of Hector’s pain, and all those present wondering why I was not eating.
With recovery imminent, Marg suggested I ask for my food to be reheated. Had it arrived just warm, I would have had no hesitation. The food had been served wonderfully hot, it was now cold, my fault. I was not about to take any risks, I had also lost all interest in eating, anything. The food was removed from the table and suitably packed. 90%+ of what I had started with.
I’ll have it tonight.
Marg’s Tea arrived at the end.
The Kashmir Tea arrived piping hot with the nuts sprinkled on top. I felt it was a perfect finish to my meal. Sweet, nutty, and warm.
The Bill
£25.50
The till showed my Curry as – Lamb Karahi – £10.00.
The Aftermath
As with Kabana (Manchester), one of my favourite Karahi outlets, I would ask – in what way was today’s offering a Karahi. Excellent Curry, certainly.
Apologies were given as I presented the Calling Card. I promised to return and actually eat my food on the premises. Nihari next time, but then, what might the Staff Curry be?
Pakistani Street Food has only been here about a year, I had thought longer. A piece of advice – add Curry to the online menu and put up a board in house displaying what is available.
Update
Tonight came and went, no way was I eating Curry. Maybe tomorrow.
2026 Menu



Always on the look out for new venues, Curry Cafes in particular, this week, Hector became aware of Lahori Tawa (181 Albert Drive, Pollokshields, Glasgow G41 2ND). Online reviews, clearly composed by friends and family, were only days old. Lahori Tawa must have opened at some time in the past week.
Chicken Pakora would make an appearance later, added to the display of ready Dishes. Pakora is not on the menu, so no prices can be quoted.


I took the table adjacent to the ladies. A fan heater was on the table top, no way could I tolerate this. As I switched it off and placed at my feet out of the way, so one of the ladies informed me that there was no power socket on their side. The small eating area was not cold, the heater had already done its job.
A young waitress brought the menu, one side with illustrations of the Fayre on offer, the other with the detail. 

Just the one Naan? – asked the waitress, highlighting that Hector was having Bread with his Curry, not Curry with his Bread.
Time to relay the events of last evening. Marg and Hector went to see Moving Pictures, a Scottish – Rush – (

The Naan, needlessly halved, was a decent size. Despite the blisters, the Bread had not risen, so not the puffy, fluffy Naan one seeks. As the Bread cooled, becoming crispy in parts was unavoidable.
Served in a handi, the Karahi contents were briefly obscured by the Toppings: Coriander, Ginger Strips and sliced Bullet Chillies. No plate was provided, I was going to eat directly from the handi anyway, but without a plate, one does not get to see the full glory of the Meat and Masala.
Spooning some Masala on to a piece of Naan, here we go. Seasoning! Definitely on the – brave – end of the spectrum. Despite what is written in the previous paragraph, way more Flavour than anticipated. Whoever had created this had not do
Too stuffed to wipe the base of the handi, anyway, that would have meant eating more Bread, the half kilo was eventually consumed. Prior to my arrival I had considered ordering the Chicken (£12.00) equivalent, that would have contradicted everything that has come before in
The
Albert Drive has intrigued for years. At the commencement of 



Having reviewed three new Glasgow Curry Houses in recent weeks, today it was back to
Shkoor talked us through the ready Dishes on display. Aloo Gosht (£7.50) was the only tempting Meat Curry, but still the Hector is postponing his next intake of Lamb. I pointed to the Chapli Kebab and told Michael these were a – must have. 
The Aloo Gobi (£6.00) was the most exciting of the Vegetable options. Michael followed my lead, two portions were duly ordered. Despite the Fish Pakora (£7.00) on display being yesterday’s, I suggested we share a portion. Marg was not missing out here either. Shkoor suggested – a large portion. Salad was a given, three cans of Mango Rubicon (£1.80) completed the order. No Bread.
With the tables restored and the young chaps
Zaytoun, a Salad with abundant Olives, always appreciated. Shkoor asked if I preferred Black or Green. Both feature in Hector’s diet. A Pizza without Black Olives ain’t a Pizza. Kalamata, beefy Green Olives, stuffed with Anchovies, could well be the ultimate. 
With the heated red Chilli Sauce accompanying, always a delight. The moderately Spiced batter, tasty Haddock, an extension of standard British Fayre. Enough for three, 

Presented on foil, had they been baked for the reheat? Essentially a Burger, ground Chicken and Spices, way better than anything actually served as a Chicken Burger at KFC, et al, 
Potato, Cauliflower and a Masala Mash topped with Coriander, quite a plateful. 
The Potatoes were also firm, again, these had absorbed Flavour from the Masala Mash. I retained
One of the best Aloo Gobi I’ve tasted and I loved the Fish Pakora.
Potatoes, Carrots and Peas,
Aakash asked for the second time if we required anything else. This time he listed Kashmiri Tea, Marg was not passing up on this. 

Marg had time to compose her comments:
Biryani House (
Entering
Ahmed suggested this could take some ten minutes, I assured him there was no rush. I took the optimum seat at one of the three tables. Biryani House seats twelve. Ahmed disappeared to the rear, yet a grill/oven, microwave and some other sort of table top cooker was in the preparation area front of house.
With somewhat garish plastic table coverings and bare walls, the décor might be described as either rustic, or unfinished. Having returned to the front of house, Ahmed got busy chopping some Coriander.
The garnish, a slice of Lime, was the only notable stand out feature to what superficially appeared to be a simple Salad of Tomato and Cucumber. OK the Coriander, stirred through was copious. I was not prepared for the next moment – Wow!
Ahmed brought out the grill pan to show
As I adjusted from expectation to reality, my gob had never been so smacked, when I saw the remaining three pieces of Rohu become – Curry. Hector was about to be served – The Works. The Salad
Three substantial Rohu Steaks, with Spice clearly absorbed, sat in what looked like an Oily Shorva in parts, not quite a Masala in others. Finely chopped
A mixture of the Oily Shorva and Rice created the second – Wow! – moment of the day. Those who would have shunned this know not what they miss.
Breaking the firm Fish with a fork, the interior was white. So, minor penetration then. 

I’ll be back. Ahmed is keen to show off other delights, and has invited me to contact him in advance. However, remaining true to this Blog, I must establish the efficacy of his Curry menu, that means Lamb.

Back in Glasgow, for a very, very, long time, relatively speaking, time to restore the tour of the Southside Curry Cafes, 2026. After last week’s near excessive Lamb intake in Manchester, there had to be something completely different. Monday is Bateera Day at 


The portion size seemed miserable. More of a snack than a main meal. If one is particularly hungry, order two! It won’t break the bank. The Potato clearly had time to absorb the Oily Shorva, the Aubergine, presumably mushy. If this is your cup of tea, enjoy. The Hector would willingly have this as a Side and maybe have no Rice/Bread.

Marg and Hector had some Middle Eastern Bread
The exterior 

I asked Zahir if we could pay by card. The wish was granted. 

Today, the Hector had his own
We
As I stood at the serving bar, so Rizwan piled on a huge portion of Rice to the plate. 

Having described the wonder that is this Curry as recently as 

With Clove to the fore, the well Seasoned Masala was complemented by the Ginger Cubes, sliced Green Chillies, and the forest of Coriander. The Spice Level was therefore – as you like it. A piece of Cinnamon Bark confirmed the – Desi – credentials. 



Today, I gave everyone the day off. But who knows, comments may arrive later.
Earlier this week, I mentioned the Spiced Onions in the bucket at the display counter. These are they, do try them. 
Once, in any Manchester trip, there is usually an opperchancity to have some serious Curry. 
The red chairs have gone, replaced with white ones, new tables, and more versatile too. Otherwise, nothing much has changed at these humble premises. A massive vat of Oil had something uncertain being cooked, whole Chickens possibly. Worryingly, I spotted the – cash only – sign. Whilst some of us certainly carry real money, what were the chances of all six? I went up to the counter, the young chap assured me that card payment would be accepted. With their pukka digital till, why even pretend?
The timeous four had time to peruse the 





Fish.
At the point of ordering, I was advised that the Karahi would take twenty minutes to prepare. There was little surprise then when the chaps brought the Karahi just us my fellow diners were licking their lips in appreciation of their Starters. There was a quick rearrangement of the plates on the table to accommodate the two large, flat, karahi.
Bullet Chillies sliced lengthwise, a threat of Coriander, strips of Ginger and Tomato, plus slices of Lemon topped the Karahi. The Thick Masala was everything one could hope for, there was but a glint of Oil on the periphery. Full marks for presentation.
Minimal bones, indeed, Johnnie had assumed this was all Boneless Lamb until he found one bone. For the Hector, a similar experience.
I had taken what I knew I could manage, a serving from each karahi. If eight pieces of Meat is a standard portion, then in effect, I had two portions on my plate. Well judged, there would certainly be enough, and given how quickly some stopped eating, nobody was leaving hungry.
The Naan were served whole in two baskets. This enabled access for all regardless of seating position. With multiple perforations, as is the Manchester way, they had not risen to their full extent. The edges were also more firm than they could have been otherwise. The offer of more was declined, we had enough Bread on the table.
A simpler presentation, Ginger Strips, sliced Bullet Chillies but probably more Coriander, here there was more of an oily, Buttery sheen. 



Johnnie: It was – expletive deleted – magnificent!
About twenty a head?– asked Johnnie as we prepared to leave.
The Aftermath
Four nights in Manchester this week, and three closing time visits to 
Another important piece of information was gleaned. Chef Rashid has long gone, no obvious Maestro has replaced him. There was a kid in the kitchen, working alone. 






The number of Wraps purchased by Hector could well be counted on one hand, never taken to them. Compared to the
Usually, there are two visits to Manchester at the start of the year, but I missed out on tickets for
A 14.00 rendezvous with Dr. Stan at
Rice and Three (£9.00) is what Hector had in mind for today, however on seeing Kofta (£7.00) on the Board, that was postponed. I did check with Rizwan, Mein Host, that the Kofta was actually – Kofta Anda. The presence of the hard-boiled Egg makes all the difference. This would also allow a Nan (£1.00) for a change, no Rice. Marg, whose bowl of Porridge earlier was even larger than yesterday’s, limited her Order to being another snack. A Vegetable Samosa (£1.50) and Indian Tea (£3.00).
Three Meatballs, and half a hard-boiled Egg were smothered in a blended Masala. The Spices in the Masala brought out the root 




Dissecting the Kofta, the interior was pale, so Chicken Mince was deduced.
A substantial Samosa served with Salad, Raita and Onions. Rizwan’s bucket of Onions is something to behold. Stored at the counter front of house, visually unappealing perhaps, but oh the taste!

The Keema (£7.00) had more peripheral Oil than one might hope for. A moist interpretation of this fine Dish. The Keema Naan (£5.00), served whole was a meal in itself. 

An interior photo was secured, this is how such a Naan should be, discrete grains of Mince. Clive’s Keema with more Keema is one of his all time favourites. 
Served in a bowl, the Masala in the Karahi Lamb (£7.00) dominates, served with Rice, much of the liquid is immediately absorbed. Two entirely different ways of having this Curry. 


Prof G: Friendly service, great value , combo of Lamb Karahi & Kofta hit the spot, great flavour.
Kofta, Karahi Lamb, Spinach and Potatoes
Smorgasbord or Buffet, perhaps this was the ultimate creation?
Rizwan was advised that tomorrow the plan is that some will be partaking in another style of Curry on Cheetham Hill Road. The likelihood is, some will be back on Thursday. 
The second half of January means the annual trip by The Company to Manchester. The arrival in Manchester corresponds with a visit to 
For Hector, Karahi 
Martin,
Rizwan had added the Foliage before bringing it over. Copious sliced Green Chillies, cubes of Ginger and fresh Coriander topped the mass of Meat and Masala. Beneath, as much Rice as a Hector could manage. On Day #1 in Manchester, confidence levels are high, whatever is set before me is manageable, the appetite tends to wain as the week progresses and the eating time becomes earlier. 15.30, the ideal time of day to have Curry.
Gosh! – my immediate reaction.
The Desi credentials were in place: Cinnamon Bark and whole Black Peppercorns
Across the table, Martin was having a different experience. Chapattis with Karahi, as the Hector would have anywhere else, but is the Karahi served here not simply Curry? Wholemeal Chapattis, large, served whole, has Martin tried the Naan at 
Served in a bowl, with even more Foliage added, obscuring any Chillies or Ginger. The peripheral Oil stands out, with Rice, this is absorbed. A different eating experience,
Four Chops, the best value in the country, and by that I mean the UK! Truly cremated, the Carbon adds so much Flavour. Too few places will serve Lamb Chops this well fired, even when specifically asked for. Who knows, Hector may be tempted to savour these later in the week. Marg:
I thoroughly enjoyed the very tender Lamb Chops, with plenty of soft meat and carbon-rich pieces near the bone. It was a meal eaten from the hands, and was exactly how I wanted to eat my Lamb Chops. Perfect.
The Aftermath