The Man From Bradford is in Ayr. Residing here for a few days is better value than a hotel in Glasgow, he insists. Bradford is in Yorkshire.
This meant that Marg, Hector and Dr. Stan could once again visit Priya – Authentic Indian Kitchen (58 Sandgate, Ayr KA7 1BX) even though today is not January 1st. Four of us entered Priya just after 17.00, we had the choice of any table in the otherwise empty restaurant. Any table that is, except the one with the pad showing the cricket. A Tuesday evening, more diners would arrive.
Having sampled the Chef’s Authentic Dishes on my first two visits, time to move down the Curry page. Here, too many options included Peppers in their description. Tender Lamb Achari (£12.95) stood out, by omission, this should be safe from the Dreaded Ballast. The Coriander Naan (£4.45) impressed last time, let’s have another. Marg too sought something markedly different from her Keema Aloo Mutter yesterday at Yadgar (Glasgow). Vegetable Patiya (£9.95) fitted the bill, accompanied by a Tandoori Roti (£1.95).
Dr. Stan and The Rickmeister both opted for Rara Gosht (£13.95), a Curry neither had experienced, and Marg’s choice on previous visits here. Featuring both Lamb and Lamb Mince, a Curry that was first seen in the very south of England and has worked its way north. For Ricky a Naan (£3.95) and for once, no tantrum about having to pay for Bread in a Curry House. Instead, Dr. Stan was on the receiving end for ordering Rice with his Curry. Dr. Stan has caught the Mushroom Rice (£3.95) bug, evidently.


Tap Water for the chaps, Marg and Hector would share a large bottle of Sparkling Water (£3.95).
With my back to the kitchen, I could not observe the activity through the large window which divides the room. Instead, I wondered who the solo chap was at the farthest away table, and what was he having?
There was an appropriate wait. The waitress duly assembled the Order at the table.


Whilst the Plain Naan was served whole, had risen and was decidedly puffy, the Coriander Naan had everything: the perfect teardrop, pointy tip, and a mass of foliage. I had suggested to Dr. Stan that we could share a Naan, this offer was eventually withdrawn. Marg had a strip, the Hector managed the rest. Eating almost a whole Naan? A combination of starving oneself all day and the Bread being a manageable size. That Marg came in search of more Bread was due to having finished her Roti. Again served whole, round and well-fired, not the smallest Roti ever seen. And Marg had breakfast already.


The Mushroom Rice looked minuscule on arrival. Once decanted, the quantity looked reasonable, just enough. Fresh Mushrooms, the Hector would have enjoyed this.
Tender Lamb Achari
The large piece of Green Pepper stared at the Hector in the most menacing manner possible. Coupled with that, the big blobs of Onion. These ingredients are why Karahi is passed over in so many restaurants. At Priya, these are not mentioned in the description of their Karahi, now I wonder.
A small karahi, footery, but still it was deemed there was little point decanting to the plate. The Meat count of six decent sized pieces may not be accurate. Achari is all about the Pickle, and this Curry had the required distinctive Flavour. Well Seasoned, with an above average Spice Level, in terms of Flavour, there was nothing here not to like. However, the offending piece of Capsicum was not alone. Many pieces, multiple colours, cast aside, a debris pile accumulated. What was this doing in my Curry? Tender Meat, not dry, the Hector was not regretting ordering Lamb, again. Still, I need a break from this Meat.
The Lamb gone, the proportion of Onion to Masala was unfavourable. In Curry-Heute, large pieces of Onion are not classed as an – Interesting Vegetable. The Naan may have saved the day, Coriander to the fore.
In the end, one karahi, wiped clean, an empty breadbasket, a rarity.
Vegetable Patiya
The Curry-Heute Campaign – dismisses unnecessary – Red – almost as much as needless – Ballast. On the famed Curry Course from which – Hector’s Curry Recipes – were derived, the red food dye was quickly dropped. It was soon realised that Lamb Patia does not work, em, Chicken Patia works much better, and so the verdict on today/’s Vegetable Patiya was keenly awaited. Marg:
I chose Vegetable Patiya for the first time. Very red in colour and could see cauliflower, peas, carrots & potatoes in the sauce. Very sweet in flavour and although I enjoyed the vegetables I found it thin and not very filling. Finished my Tandoori Roti and ended up having some of the Coriander Naan and the plain naan on the table.
Rara Gosht
This is the third review of Rara Gosht in these pages, fourth technically. A Thick Masala in appearance due to the Keema, little attention was paid as to what the protruding green bits may have been. Ricky was first to comment.
Looks like a Bradford Curry – said The Man from Bradford – not soupy.
Avoiding a Soupy Curry is paramount, unless one is in a South Indian restaurant and then one has to expect the inevitable. To the above, he added:
‘Twas indeed OK, and the Naan was almost worth £4.00.


Dr. Stan offered his observation:
Tender lamb and keema making a rich meaty and spicy masala. The portion of tasty mushroom rice was a touch small, maybe a roti as well next time.
One can conclude that portions at Priya are not huge. Maybe even a share of Starter could be considered.
Mein Host had entered the restaurant mid meal. We have only met twice and so I gave him a clue.
With reference to the blue sky and sunshine – This makes a change from being here at New Year.
That we were all enjoying our meals was confirmed, however I had to draw his attention to the growing pile of debris beside my karahi.
I shook my head – I like Capsicum, but never in Curry.
The reply explained the menu:
I love peppers in my curry!
So it goes.
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£64.60, reduced to £49.62 – 50% off main courses!
Priya do have special offers, however their website gives no clue as to what they are or when they are available. Tuesday, 17.00 in April, looks like a good time to be here. Today, we had won a watch.
The Aftermath
A quiet departure, then it was time to go next door and renew –
The Declaration of Ayr.
… but that belongs in the sister Blog.

Hector has a Big Birthday this week, there may well be a series of Blog posts, even another new venue. Everyone I meet this week will assume that
The shutters were still down as Marg drove past Yadgar just before 14.00, in search of a parking place. Chef too was arriving and greeted us accordingly. Shafiq informed us that he had been here since 13.00. 
The ready-cooked food on display had surely something for everyone. 

Marg, afraid of filling herself up to soon, received four of the ten pieces of Pakora.
No sooner had I started than I had to stop. The curse of over enthusiasm. The Fish Pakora could have been hotter on its arrival, my enforced hiatus did not help matters.

Beneath the Ginger Strips and Coriander, the Cauliflower seemed to be on one side of the plate, the Potatoes on the other. New Potatoes was the conclusion, small, skins on. Usually, I celebrate the extent to which the Potatoes have absorbed the Flavours of all that surrounds, today, a different revelation. I started with the Cauliflower.
Gosh! Wow! The full – 
Chicken Mince, Potato and Peas, topped with Coriander and Ginger Strips, note the absence of peripheral Oil, actually, unnecessary liquid of any sort. This was the very definition of a – Dry Curry. I watched Marg isolate the sliced Green Chillies, no chances being taken.
Arrived at the opening time of 2pm and chose our table. The Chicken Keema Aloo Mutter looked very appetising and we were served a fresh salad as a starter.
One may think the end of the meal was approaching, this, however, is
Caramelised Carrot in Rice Pudding plus home-made Yoghurt, it was suggested that we combine them. A mixture of – sweet & sour. This suited the Hector palate, Marg stuck to the – sweet.


This evening, Howard and Hector went to see Alabama Shoegaze band – Sister Ray Davies – at Glasgow’s Classic Grand, a venue more infamous for the movies shown there back in the day. Of course there was
Last year, on
Mariusz Dud

With essentially the same addess, I had assumed that
Three ladies were the only other customers during my visit. They departed permitting a better range of photos of the interior. An informal setting has been retained. Even with the 
After last weeks Soupy Chettinad at nearby
The young waitress took the Order, no sign of Sijin, Mein Host, whom I have now not seen for many a year.
Flaky layered flatbread made from Indian white flour – was the description given on a previous
One whole Green Chilli, just in case, and a mass of possibly the Thickest Masala served in this city. Don’t let the Coconut Topping be off-putting, this is no Kiddies Korma. Curry Leaves protruded from the Masala, whole Black Peppercorns would reveal themselves.
The replacement Parotta was decidedly softer, but still not the correct Flour, and this one was far too greasy. Buttery is expected, this was beyond that, comparable to my own feeble efforts in making Parotta from scratch.

The Aftermath
The lack of footfall in Union Street could finish them. W
On the next block south of Union Street lies the Classic Grand. Only eight in the queue at 18.45 for the 19.00 door opening. So few queuing, but who ever wanted to be seen queueing outside the Classic Grand?

Hector took a spot at the front, Howard was on his way. As for Chapterhouse, I have listened to some of their material, not as – Spacy – as Sister Ray Davies. 



A five piece, so three guitars plus bass. Howard had advised that Chapterhouse would play all of
As the number of Afghan restaurants in Glasgow grows,
Khyber Sheenwari (61 Bridge Street Glasgow G5 9JB) opened towards the end of 2025, in the premises previously occupied by 
Being a Monday, Marg was accompanying once more, Keema Aloo (£7.99) surely had her name on it. Alas, whilst the Hector recorded the menu, Marg declared it to be a Salad Day: Greek Salad (£4.99) plus Lamb Samosa (£3.99) – 4pcs.


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The waitress brought a Salad and two Dips. Marg asked if this was her Greek Salad. With no Feta, clearly not, this was the inclusive accompaniment, for the Samosa, one assumes.
When the Greek Salad arrived, the presence of Lime wedges puzzled. Somehow, the greenery in the complimentary Salad ended up being mixed in with the Greek. Marg cannot have too much Salad.
Four, as promised, tiny. Great for sharing I suppose, not going to spoil the appetite here. The shot of the interior did not reveal much Meat, however, Marg was satisfied:

Indeed, we had amassed quite a feast on the table. And as Monday lunch is always on me, the prices were making the Hector feel good.
The Plain Naan was served whole. Despite the central perforations, the Bread had suitably risen, particularly towards the perimeter. A bit peely-wally in appearance there was the beginning of burnt blisters. The darker hue brought Wholemeal Flour to mind, fortunately if present, not intrusive. A decent Naan, I managed about half.
The size of the bone had me gobsmacked. At this price I expected the small Lamb Shank one sees in Farmfoods, this was the real deal.
The Spice Level would never grow above moderate, except when the Bullet Chillies were introduced. The Seasoning had me won, Earthy Flavours as opposed to the Cinnamon dominant versions I have come to expect, I could have just stayed here with – ma broth. 
A wander to the rear of the premises revealed 













At 14.30, the
I took my usual spot, the largest of the three tables in this essentially, – Takeaway – venue. A chap came in soon after and ordered Chips & Cheese. He sat at the small table nearest the counter. No interaction, the Hector was watching extra time being played at Hampden. Not a favourable result as it happens. Falkirk will now not be holding back on the final league match of the season against The Famous.
Biryani – advertised on the wall, but not in the menu, had been a consideration before the Fish Curry was spotted. It remains to be established just how much more Flavoursome the Biryani could be here. The Mushroom Rice, always impresses. 


I have not seen this Masala at
Tangy, the Masala almost took me to Europe, approaching Sweet & Sour. Slivers of Caramelised Onion were encountered. What I took to be a flattened Black Cardamom was set aside along with a whole Clove. Whole Spice, in 

The Southside, the home of Desi Curry in Glasgow.
Howard was in situ at my favourite table.
We studied the Fayre on offer, only three prepared Dishes at the that time. On another day the Vegetable Curry would have been a must, maybe with a Chapli Kebab to add further protein. 



thicker Masala, Shorva is evidently not destroyed by this method of reheating.
Four Meatballs, one hard-boiled Egg. As Howard is always keen to remind us:
The first dip of Naan in the Shorva took me back half a century, authentic, traditional fayre. The sharpness caught
By coincidence, 
It’s about time Howard tried
Our Caf
Dishoom
I accepted a table between a mature couple, who were almost finished their meal, 
Bombay comfort food, street food – call it what you like, the Hector was here for Curry, and the choice was actually minimal.
With no small bottles of Sparkling Water on offer, Tap Water sufficed. My goblet was filled with pleasantly chilled water from a jug. The jug was duly withdrawn.
Given the number of people in the restaurant, the wait was appropriate. Some seemed to linger after their meal. With the second side of the A3 menu devoted to – Drinks – plenty to choose from. Do people use Dishoom as a bar?
The metal tray, the Banana Leaf,
The whole, Dry Red Chilli on top was a welcome sight. This usually means business. Curry Leaves, a threat of Coriander and but a single Ginger Strip enhanced the garnish.
Malabar Parotta, not to be missed, and usually charged at an outrageous rate, beware. The standard size for this King of Breads, today’s was decidedly
The Spice built steadily, the Seasoning pleased, the taste of South Indian Curry was well represented here.
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Marg joining Hector for a Saturday afternoon, ritual Curry? The Hockey season must be over, which ironically means even more Hockey. And so Hector was driven to The Southside, passing the home of The Famous. Somehow, they only have two more home matches out of six left this season.
Arriving at
A wedding party was imminent, still, the Hector was invited to record the set-up.
In the main dining room, not a soul, though two tables would be filled by the ti
Dr. Hanane may be no more, instead, another familiar, young waitress greeted. A Saturday afternoon, no lunch menu,
For Hector, it could only be Lamb Desi Qorma (€14.95), well it has been ten days since my wonderful Kalb Qorma at
Mr. Baig, Mein Host, came over to chat. I still cannot bring myself to call him – Archie. Our recent travels were outlined. Once again, he related how much of a struggle it is to honour the prices on the
House Salad
Presumably once coated in Masala, this has dried in whilst cooking. Marg:
A different choice for me me, when it arrived I knew it was the right option. A large piece of grilled salmon with crispy skin and juices to give it flavour. I added my large salad of lettuce, cucumber, tomatoes, red onion, gherkins and the red cabbage which accompanied the fish dish.


The heated stand was new. As one who always retains Masala for the second half, a welcome addition to the infrastructure. The photo on the
The Masala looked divine. Thick, with an oily sheen, the aroma of Citrus confirmed this was what the Hector sought. Green Cardamom would be extracted and set aside as and when encountered. Whole Spice, Desi Curry.
On taking the remaining Masala, the Oil had separated, a quick stir required. 

With Marg having dined out earlier, Hector was left to his own devices. An opperchancity to experiment, see what happens. Inspired by Monday’s visit to 

In order to create the South Indian Smokiness, whole Dry Red Chillies and Dried Prawns were dry fried along with Cloves, Cumin Seeds, Black Onion Seeds and Green Cardamom. 













I had fried some Mushrooms in parallel with the aim of having Mushroom Rice as the accompaniment. A change of mind, in went the cooked Mushrooms.
Marg was on hand to record the big moment.
Edible, no doubting this. Flavour-wise, pleasant, no more, just as well there is no scoring system in
1976, Hector’s first trip to 
Marg and Hector rolled up at
I asked the young waitress if Chef Pintu was on the premises. He wasn’t, but she deferred to the manager who then remembered me.
Not for much longer, duly summoned, both he and his colleague met here on 

Somehow, both arrived way to soon. The modest Naan, halved, with multiple blisters, was a bit on the thin side. Eaten fresh, wonderful. What was left of it when the food arrived, had turned crispy. So, yes, we had got stuck in to the Dip. The Raita tasted somewhere between what was expected and Humus. Interesting.
A succession of Delivery chaps paraded at the counter. Business appears to be solid at 

In the halcyon days
The Spice Level was such that no prisoners were being taken. I knew immediately that Marg would protest, well to me at least. 

I made a bed of boiled rice and added the dry, rich, Fish Chettinad on top. The glorious smells from the roasted spices had my mouth watering. I knew the spices might be a little too strong for my palate, but I persevered. The pieces of fish made the dish and I enjoyed the finely chopped tomato with the smokey, roasted chillies. The Raita sauce helped to cool down my and the now crispy Naan bread was also able to calm some of the general heat.

I enjoyed the Indian Chai afterwards to reduce the heat of the spices.
A token Dessert was presented, Mango Lassi, always appreciated, and this did cool the palate. There may have been only two Pomegranate Seeds, they delivered well above their weight.
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