Today, Howard and Hector finally enjoyed a day of indulgence featuring the odd Bier or two, and many a cult movie: Hell Drivers, This Island Earth, The Day The Earth Caught Fire, The Satan Bug, Zero Hour, The Black Shield of Falworth, Deep End. A home-cooked Curry would feature, Marg even promised to return in time to partake.
One of the main criticisms, in these pages, of Curry as served in restaurants is when the Meat and the Masala are clearly strangers until the point of serving. Yet I was advised many years ago by a Chef that cooking the Lamb in the Masala can lead to the latter being burned. Pre-cooking the Lamb in a pressure cooker can therefore reduce the actual time of cooking the Meat in the Masala. Subsequently, leaving the combination overnight solves everything.
To seal the Meat or not, the debate continues. This is how the Hector got around this.


Whole Spices, typical of what is usually ground to create a Garam Masala, were dry roasted on the base of the pressure cooker: Cinnamon Bark, Black Cardamom, Dried Red Chillies, Coriander Seeds, Methi Seeds, Mustard Seeds and Black Peppercorns. Care was taken not to overdo the roasting, too much and all turns to Carbon very quickly, also the fumes become noxious.
Today’s Meat was Scottish Spring Lamb, on-the-bone, purchased at House of Sher, Kingston, Glasgow’s foremost Asian supermarket. Already cut into manageable pieces, the 1.3kg of Meat would certainly be enough for three even allowing for the bone content. This is the only precise quantity I intend posting today, the photos should tell all. The bulk of the preparation was conducted last night.


The Meat was stirred into the Roasted Whole Spices, the browning process inevitably now underway. Enough Oil to create the sense of sealing the Meat was then added and the juices correspondingly started to be released.


With the Meat browned and sealed, enough Water to cover the solids was added and brought to the boil. Thirty minutes of cooking under pressure. The result, the Lamb cooked through but still firm enough to take some more.


Not wanting boiled Spices in my Curry, the larger Spices were separated, the liquid discarded.


As Curry was the intended outcome, not Karahi, Onions would feature. Having watched many a Curry being cooked on social media, today I would cook the Onions, Garlic Paste and chopped Ginger without Spice, then blend.


Some dry Brown Onions were fried in minimal Oil and half a large bag of frozen Onions then added. Frozen Onions, I find, will never turn brown.






A handful of Cashew Nuts and a dollop of Indian Yoghurt were placed in the blender, once the Onion combo had been cooked, in it went.


The result, a smooth Paste, and more than I intended using today. Having deliberately added no Spice, this Paste can be used in non-Curry creations as and when.


The Masala was therefore going to be Tomato-based.


To satisfy my own Curry-Heute criteria, Whole Spices would have to be visible. Cinnamon Bark, Cloves and Black Cardamom were fried in way less Oil than I would customarily use in the preparation of a Curry.


Three fresh, chopped Tomatoes were cooked for ten minutes, Coriander Seeds (forgotten at the start) were stirred in.


To this, a tin of chopped Tomatoes, Green Chillies, Tomato Puree and Garlic Paste were added in turn, then Turmeric, Kashmiri Chilli and Salt.


With the Oil separating, I knew this was – the brew that is true.
Time to add the cooked Meat. Having stirred this through, it could have passed for Curry already. Ten minutes cooking with the lid on the karahi and the desired – Dry-Thick Curry was manifesting itself.




Around a third of the Onion-Nut-Yoghurt Paste was added and stirred in.


No Hector Curry would be complete without Methi.


With the Dry Methi mixed through, I knew the Curry would need more liquid for today’s additions to work. The Water, although looking excessive to start, soon reduced. The creation was left overnight to infuse.


This morning, the final preparations.


Potatoes were par-boiled, fresh Coriander Leaves and Stems finely chopped, Garam Masala, and finally Tamarind were introduced, no further cooking required at this point.


When Marg returned and declared she couldn’t wait any longer to eat, so the Curry was reheated as the Basmati also cooked.
Visually, this Desi Lamb Curry is what I had imagined: a Thick, Tomato-based Masala with minimal Onion, the hint of Creaminess partly from the Cashew Nuts. The Potatoes, having sat all day in the Masala would have taken in the Flavours.
Some of the Meat had already detached itself leaving Sucky Bones. The Tenderness was a given, the pre-cooking guaranteeing this. Having been cooked firstly in the Garam Masala, then the main Masala, the desired – something extra – was achieved.
This Lamb was very much in the – giving – category. Short of ordering Tikka Lamb, Mainstream Restaurants do not manage this, and how is pouring a Masala over Tikka Lamb a Curry?
Technically, this Curry was as I would seek it. However in terms of Flavour, it was very much a la Hector. Short of adding Lime Pickle to create an Achari, I do not know how to overcome this. All Hector’s Curry creations taste like Hector’s Curry.
Marg was first to comment:
My first fork happened to have a black cardamom. That woke up my senses. The texture of the sauce and lamb looked perfect. I thoroughly enjoyed the very tender meat with flavoured potato.
The spice level was fairly high, but I soon got used to it. The meat on the bone was excellent and I enjoyed the plain rice. A good taste of coriander and plenty of bursts from the black peppercorns. An enjoyable meal in good company.
FYI – Upside Down (Night) by Gazpacho – was the musical accompaniment.
Howard had the final say:
A Rare Treat
There’s been a plan in place to have a day and overnight watching favourite films and drinking good Bier with Hector Curry-Heute. Of course it was hoped that curry would be involved somewhere in the mix. In this case it was a special treat of a home-made curry.
The curry naturally was lamb which came in a rich, deep sauce. Dark and intense, both the sauce and meat had oodles of flavour, with the lamb being melt in the mouth. Given that some, too many restaurants et al only get one element of this right, it was a bonus to get both.
Served with boiled rice, it topped an excellent occasion that, we hope will be repeated.
With some movies still to watch, this may well happen. If only Howard would show me his diary for the next five years…
Hector and Marg are back at
Craig and Lesley used to appear regularly in these pages, 





An Interesting Starter: four pieces of Chicken, just as well, one each. With cremated nodes, suggesting the Tandoor had been employed, still remarkably White Chicken. Soft, succulent, the Cheese was noted by all but was not intrusive. A new experience. 

The Special Dham Pilau was experienced by Hector
Topped with Ginger Strips, a threat of Coriander, sliced Bullet Chillies and a slice of Lemon, plenty garnish. Crunchy bits, Spicy bits, Tasty bits, for later.
Served Whole? Nope. The way the Naan is cut at
The same Toppings as the Nihari, I wonder how similar was the Shorva/Masala. Marg would go on to describe the Masala as – Thick, so maybe a significant departure from what I had been served? No doubt, the Lamb was from a different cut of the beast. Marg’s summary of the evening:
As seen on Tuesday, no Herb Toppings, Cashew Nuts featuring instead. This Masala was Classic Curry and with this I would have favoured Rice. On advising Craig, Marg was mindful that he does not normally tolerate Cream in any form, yet he accepted a hint of it here. Sqd Ldr Craig:
Punjabi Chilli Chicken
This 
Inevitably, the Bread formed much of the leftovers.
Our last Curry with Mark and Jude was in
The complex 

A glass of red wine and the first of two large bottles of Sparkling Water were ordered. Drinks – £18.40. Hector the Miserable? OK, it was a special night and we were out – to dine.
Having left for but a moment, I returned to find the Starters on the table accompanied by a further four Dips.
Seven decent sized pieces of what I took to be Haddock. That they were freshly cooked was not in doubt, the pieces were so pliable. The Dips were hardly required such was the Flavour from the Fish, but when in
Helensburgh’s long lost
Mark said – the Pakora was great. Jude also praised the Condiments. We had amassed seven. 

Both Rice portions proved to be enough to share, especially with Bread accompanying. Having celebrated the Mushroom Rice this past year at 


What lay beneath the toppings of Coriander, Ginger Strips and sliced Bullet Chillies, was exactly what the Hector helped develop in Helensburgh after Methi was first identified in
The Seasoning was a la Hector. The Herb-rich Masala was approaching the great Bradford Curry Taste. The Bullet Chillies, taken as and when, gave the extra – kick.
Wonderful! – was an early exclamation by Marg, and why not? The Masala was – Classic Curry, and the Lamb was served – on the-bone.
A Boneless Nihari, but as we now know, cooked with Bone in the pot. Traditionally served in a Shorva, this Masala was heading in that direction, but was far from watery. A Dark, mysterious Masala, and once again topped with Coriander, Ginger Strips and sliced Bullet Chillies. 
This was the only Curry this evening from the
Rocky was back. More Curry recipes being described. I had to ask The Big Question!
Rocky presented a portion of Chai-mix, reminiscent of Turkish Apple Tea. 

Marg and Hector took the U8 up to Osloer Straße. Alighting from the front of the train makes finding the correct exit so much simpler. 
Entering
Aniq raised an eyebrow as I confirmed – mit Knochen. As if the Hector would choose anything but Lamb on-the-bone. No Rice, just Bread. That would hopefully prevent the usual cascade of food that cannot be eaten.
I took a litre bottle of Fanta (€3.50) from the fridge whilst Marg considered her options. Still in Salad mode, Paneer Salad (€6.90) completed the Order.
The wait for the Karahi felt appropriate, in time it arrived, but strangely, Marg’s Salad took another few minutes. Aniq brought the Bread and Curry on a tray. 

I could have asked for Naan, I should have asked for Naan, but would the Roti have come as well? Served whole, risen, puffy, blistered, the Hector should be happy. Alas, the now dreaded Wholemeal Flour, I should cope.
Ginger Strips, Coriander and a decent wedge of Lemon topped the Karahi. The Lemon was duly squeezed, a much better start than
The first dip of Bread in the Masala revealed a major problem. One that anyone else could have rectified, but not the Hector. Having not used a salt cellar at the table this century, I wasn’t going to let the standard drop today, how I wished I could. The Seasoning was well down from its norm at
Marg was dipping pieces into the Masala. However, the Flavour of the Wholemeal Roti was dominating that from the Masala, it was becoming off-putting. The Bread would have been abandoned soon enough, today, sooner. Does this mean that from now on I am going to have to ask what type of Flour the Bread is made from? A definite spoiler, resulting in the abandoning of some Masala.
Six strips of Paneer sat atop a fairly standard Salad. What I took to be Tamarind had been sprinkled over the Cheese, not a beautiful sight. Having had Coffee and presumably Cake or similar, this morning with The Ladies, this would prove to be a sufficient meal. Marg:
My Paneer Salad arrived little later than the Karahi. Beautifully (?) presented, six pieces of Paneer were laid out on top of the fresh lettuce, cucumber, tomato and onion surrounding the oval plate. There was sauce and a little paprika sprinkled over the Salad. I loved the fresh vegetables with the fried Paneer and managed to steal some of the sauce from the Karahi with the abundance of Bread. A very enjoyable lunch. 

14.30 on a wet Thursday afternoon, you’ll have had yer summer, and Hector finds himself on the Southside. Fortunately Marg has done the driving, so integrity and well-being had been maintained. 

With a Lamb Feast scheduled for Saturday, I was not in the mindset for a heavy duty Curry, Vegetables were foremost in the mind. Still, the Aloo Gosht (£7.50) on display did look inviting. I resisted. The Mix Vegetable (£5.00) is what I had in mind already, with Rice. Containers of Rice were piled high behind the counter, however, it was the Chicken Biryani (£4.50) on display which caught the eye. All this was reminiscent of
Marg saw the Samosas on display and ordered a Vegetable and a Lamb Mince.
Three other tables were occupied at various times, by individuals, one chap I recognised. There must be a happy band of, mostly Asian, chaps who tour the Southside Curry Cafes, where the real Curry in Glasgow is served. 

I am intrigued, how does one reheat a Samosa? Samosa-ding would kill the pastry. Deep frying would leave an oily residue. An air fryer should be ideal. They looked dry and crispy on the outside, so perhaps Hector’s theory holds?
As can be seen, Marg created quite a plateful, sadly no interior photos of the Samosas. They didn’t last long. But compared to the mountain of food across the table, Marg’s task was less daunting.
Two pieces of Chicken served on-the-bone were buried in the mass of Pilau. I assumed that some of the Raita was as an accompaniment. No need, the Rice had a sufficient level of moisture and the Hector had another source to turn this into something even better. There was enough here for two. 
What an array of Vegetables! I’ll even forgive the stray pieces of
Starting with the Rice, tasty enough but not as outstanding enjoyed at 



I wonder if they have fixed the hand drier! – texted Alan earlier in the day. 

Hector was here for the food, Bradford Curry in Glasgow. A repeat of my choices on
Maria took the Order. She admitted to remembering Marg & I from
Tonight, the sun was still high enough in the sky to cause problems for those of us sitting at the window and facing west. Despite the presence of blinds, these were purely decorative. Alan was but a silhouette from my side of the table. It’s an ill wind…
Maria brought two Dips, then the bottle of Chilli Sauce, which staff here were previously programmed to describe as – Special. Has it lost its edge?
Four Lamb Chops, and after my
There was only a hint of Charcoal on some of the eight Chops presented. Is the kitchen simply not willing to serve them as asked for? One of my two had two pink spots, so not even cooked through never mind – well done. 

The pathetic piece of Lemon was insulting, neither use or ornament. If adding Lemon Juice is a key part of this Dish, then give a decent slice, not the skin. The Coriander as a Topping was incidental given the Herb content of the Curry.
A Masala with Herbs, the Oil collecting on the periphery, Hector’s ideal Methi/Palak Gosht. The plentiful Meat was cut small but not as extreme as – Bradford small. The overall volume did not appear to be challenging, the eyes can mislead. In time I would have to abandon the Bread, as is my norm, to concentrate on the Karahi.
Loads of promises – remarked Alan who sought even more ice to try and cool the wine. – the chops were tasty but very under fired, despite the well fired order. Some were better than others.
Who doesn’t like Chicken Tikka? If one is going to have a Chicken Curry, then maybe this is the better option? However, pouring Sauce over Meat does not a Curry make.
Unfortunately for me the starter was fatty and well under fired despite asking to be well fired. My (Curry) was supposedly Chicken Tikka, tasted like boiled chicken to me.
Topped with Coriander and a decent slice of Lemon, this was a classic Keema. Below the Mince, just a hint of Masala collecting on the base of the karahi. The Peas, and Potato when offered, always add a new dimension to – just Spicy Mince.
When my Keema Matter arrived it was a big portion. The mince and peas were full of spice and there was an enjoyable kick of coriander as well. We shared a Coriander & Chilli Nan which was hung on the metal tree stand. Unfortunately for me, I would have preferred a Roti. The Chilli Nan made my dish too spicy for me. I enjoyed the rich flavours from the Keema. Did not eat too much of the Nan.

By the end of the meal enough displeasure had been tallied: warm wine, insufficiently chilled Bier, fatty Chops, not cooked as asked, the blinding sun not able to be dealt with, warm-not-hot main course.
The saga of the hand drier may be an indication of this. I found it to be operating, but the direction nozzle missing. Alan regarded this as still broken.
The number of
It was therefore with great anticipation when Marg and Hector headed west on S-Bahn 28 from
Arriving at Rice & Spice at 12.40, a young chap greeted in what we soon realised was quite an extensive venue. He led us towards the dining area in the garden at the rear.
Drau
Drinks were sorted before we waded through the extensive menu. A bottle of Fanta (€3.00) and a 0.75l bottle of Sparkling Water (€6.00) were secured.
The extensive menu was recorded, having seen part of it online already, I knew that the Lamm Karahi is why I was here. The description of the ingredients: Ginger, Garlic, Tomato – is true to a Desi Masala. Not the Onion &
Paye and Haleem were tucked away at the end. No price quoted, I wonder what the demand is for these Punjabi delicacies in Kaarst? Of greater attraction to Hector, Kofta (various), Shami and Seekk Kebab were also available, served with the same accompaniments as our choices. The good people of Kaarst may have won a watch.
An Interesting Salad was brought to the table. Beneath the dressing lay Grapes, Sweetcorn, Tomato, Apple, Kidney Beans, shredded Carrot & Cabbage, plus some green stuff. Rather than tear in, we both maintained the integrity of the Salad, what else might come?
It was during the efficacious thirty minute wait for the food to be prepared, that Mein Host arrived. Ahmed appreciated that we had not just happened to be in Kaarst. I decided not to reveal –

Three sets of tea-lights were lit.
In time, Ahmed brought all the food to the table. 

Two Roti, quartered, were presented. Wholemeal, not my preferred Flour, though this suited Marg. The Bread would turn crispy, I was now glad we had Rice. Between us, we would take care of six of the eight quarters.
The large Lamb Chop came as a surprise. On-the-bone, the Meat had not been discussed, this was a veritable bonus. Decanting the Boneless pieces to the plate confirmed there was plenty of eating here. 
The Spice hit the palate first, I had to wait a few moments for the Flavours to reveal themselves. There was nothing pronounced e.g. Clove, Cumin. This Masala was well balanced, truly enjoyable. One thing was immediately apparent, this was not 
The final pieces of Meat were taken from the karahi and smothered with the retained Masala. My last mouthfuls were Curry & Rice, most unusual having ordered – Karahi. I just about managed to clear my plate.
With the Masala at an absolute minimum, this Curry was far from anything served in the Mainstream
Marg kept offering me a Soupçon. I declined these offers oft, concentrating on maintaining the Flavours on my own palate. In time I relented, a piece of Cauliflower crossed the table.
A large portion of Salad arrived at the table and we wiated until the main course arrived before devouring it. 
The young chap cleared the table then brought the promised – Beilagen. Two micro-Desserts. One was Sweet Rice with an Almond, the other Rice Noodles in what Marg interpreted as condensed milk. .

Whenever I eat Desi Karahi Gosht, it is generally in less salubrious surroundings. A meal for the eating, a quick in and out. Today was an event, we had – dined.
Time for 























It was bang on 15.00 when I arrived at
After what felt like an appropriate wait, Rajiv brought out the food, the aroma already had me won. The presentation was commensurate with dining at any Curry Restaurant, that I was sitting in such a small area did not matter at all.
This accompaniment deserves its own banner, a first in 
Three Ginger Strips topped the Chettinad served in a handi. The seven pieces of Meat were arranged over the Rice, six of these would be halved, so absolutely no issue with the portion size. The viscous Masala was pleasingly not – Shorva – as is too often the case when ordering Chettinad. As ever, some Masala was kept back for the end game.
The aroma had already confirmed the efficacy of this South Indian Curry. The Coconut smokiness complemented the contrasting blend of Spices from the Rice. This was the perfect marriage of Curry and Rice. The Spice Level and Seasoning seemed incidental. With this intensity of Flavour on the palate, each mouthful was a joy.
Those of us who have enjoyed these magic moments when everything comes together, the synergy, should appreciate what is being described here: that which makes – Curry – a unique food. It’s way more than meat in a Spicy Sauce. 

Unlike
Indieflavours (Odranska 18/19 50-113 Wroclaw, Polska) is found to the north-west of the Old Town, metres from an imposing university building which will have to be investigated at another date.
A few steps down from street level, Indieflavours has a contemporary décor. The brick walls are a long way from the flock wallpaper we grew up with. Indieflavours seats around twenty.
The menu proved to be difficult to capture on camera, the varied results are as ever, posted at the foot of this post. With only three Lamb Dishes to choose from and one of them Korma (Zl47), Hector options were then two. Whilst Fish appears in the Starters section, there was no Fish Curry.
To accompany, a Butter Naan (Zl11) for Hector, a Garlic & Coriander Naan (Zl13) for James. I was pleased to see a 0.75 bottle of Sparkling Water (Zl15) on offer, rehydration is always a feature of these trips. James ordered a Lemonade (Zl9).
James’ Starter duly arrived.
Given the price, I had warned James that this could be close to the volume of a main course. There was no surprise when a dozen-plus pieces of Chicken were presented incorporating the Big Onion Blobs and
I was invited to sample a piece of Chicken, it was as expected. Shrouded in the universally available red Chilli Sauce, the Flavour outcome belonged to that populous land to the east of the Indian Subcontinent. Maybe out of place in a venue which calls itself Indieflavours? 

After the Breads and Mains were brought, so two bowls of Basmati appeared. I had previously studied the menu for any refreeze of inclusive Rice, the European way. If it was there, it was lost in non-translation. My Rice bowl remained untouched. James managed both Rice and Bread. Oh to be thirty again. Question: if I eat half as much, why am I twice as large?
Behold an orange, Soupy Masala featuring a swirl of Cream, then topped with flaked Almonds. With Cashews mentioned in the description, not a Curry for anyone with a Nut allergy. The given description also mentioned – Fenugreek.
James, who one day might graduate towards a more demanding Curry, ate the lot then offered these words:
Having seen photos online of the Lamb Shank encrusted with Spice, I had high hopes. My photo shows but a Lamb Shank smothered in the accompanying Masala. This was what it was, Nihari it wasn’t.
The Masala was the standard Euro Masala encountered throughout the Continent. Creamy, viscous, a step up from the above Dish perhaps.
The Bill






As before, the menu was an A3 laminated sheet. 

We left. 


