Brescia – Bombay Tandoory – PFM – Premiata Forneria Marconi – Predictably Fantastic Meal

Today is a special day, a very special day. Having a tea break in a portacabin at Dalmarnock Gas Board (Glasgow) back in 1977 the Friday Night Rock Show was on Radio Clyde. Radio?  I knew of Premiata Forneria Marconi (PFM) but had never heard their music. They were on the – Manticore – label established by Emerson Lake & Palmer (ELP). All these triple barrelled names and initials. This was the same year I saw the Italian Jazz-Rock Band – Nova – twice at the Glasgow Apollo.

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Four Holes in the Ground was played from the album – Cook – or – Live in the USA – (1974) as it now generally recognised. I bought the record next day,  and their entire back catalogue thereafter. CDs were six years in the future.  Jet Lag was that year’s release featuring Bernardo Lanzetti on vocals who featured on only three albums – Chocolate Kings – (1975) and latterly – Passpartu – (1978). Thereafter PFM effectively disappeared from UK suppliers though some live albums and two more studio albums – Suonare Suonare – (1980) and – Ulisse – (1997) were purchased on subsequent trips to Italia. Ulisse was their first new album release in ten years. In the mid-1980s, Curryspondent Neil returned from Italia with a batch of CDs including – Storia Di Un Minuto – and – Per un Amico – both from 1972, the first PFM albums, plus – L’Isola Di Niente – which was on general release as – The World Became The World (1974). In 2013, – PFM In Classic – was released. This double CD has the three main surviving protagonists Franz di Cioccio (Drums and Percussion), Franco Mussida (Guitar) who retired in 2015, and Patrick Djivas (Bass) accompanied by a full orchestra. The first disc has PFM playing – Classics – by Mozart, Saint-Saens, Dvorak, Mahler, Prokofiev, Rimskij Korsakov, and Verdi. The second disc has the Orchestra accompanying PFM playing their – Classics. In 2017 a new release – Emotional Tattoos – two CDs, the first album without Franco Mussida. One disk has English lyrics, the other Italian. In preparation for this evening I have listened to the English version sparingly.

Last year Marg and Hector spent a few days at Lago del Garda. On the journey home I spotted the PFM 2017-2018 Tour Dates suspended from the roof of Milano Centrale. Having enjoyed an afternoon and evening in Brescia and Curry at the Bombay Tandoory (Via Solferino, 1, 25122 Brescia BS Lombardia, Italia) I was determined to return to Brescia. Curry and PFM, Steve was up for this also, though he did not purchase his ticket until two days ago after we had visited the Bombay Tandoory.

Precatory Foreordained Mutton

Quando Mutton? – I asked two days ago.

In two days – was the answer.

Last night, late on, we passed Bombay Tandoory; I approached Mein Host who was out in the street having a break. He confirmed – Lamb Curry – would be available at 13.00 today. Steve and Hector entered at 13.10. Our faces are now well known at Bombay Tandoory Ristorante Indiano. The Agnello Curry would not be ready for another twenty minutes. Fresh – was quoted for the first of many times. This gave us the Opperchancity to buy our Bus tickets for today around Brescia and tomorrow back to Bergamo Airport – Orio al Serio – Il Caravaggio International Airport. One must have three names.

A mature Chap was sat with his elderly Mother having serious Kebaps in Pitta. Had it been Curry I would have understood. I squeezed in beside the Chap, the larger table we had previously sat at needed clearing. Two large portions of Agnello Curry (€7.50) were confirmed with Naan (€1.00). Bottles of Aqua Frizzante (€1.00) accompanied.

Mein Host brought a plate with four pieces of Vegetable Pakora, there was a Soupçon of Raita and a Red Spicy Sauce too.

Just (to) taste – he said. This would give Chef a few more minutes and us the chance of tasting more of the Fayre at Bombay Tandoory. The Pakora was – Fresh – and single cooked, not the double cooking that prevails. The gesture was much appreciated, Tasty, Complimentary.

Agnello / Lamb Curry

Two platefuls, large portions understood. The Naans were once more a decent size, soft, fluffy, and as I wrote two days ago, resembling the quality of the Pitta served at the eastern end of the Mediterranean.

Twelve of the most Tender pieces of Lamb featuring a sufficient bone count to know there was enough to eat, and still have the benefit of Lamb cooked on-the-bone. Ribs were the dominant bone. The Thick Masala had the tell tale signs of being Tomato-based. The Spice was sufficient, no need to go overboard, it’s the Flavour we seek. The Seasoning was very well judged, perfect, and so the Flavours would reveal themselves.

For reasons unknown, I am able to recall Flavours. It is over ten years since I last ate a Tunnock’s Caramel Wafer, no need, just close the eyes…the memory is there, zero calories. Today’s Curry was not the same as last October, not as intense. Different Chef, different Lamb Curry? The end of the negative.  The October Curry was off the scale.

The Tomato in the Masala came across strongly, the blend of Spices impressed, one assumes all are available in Italia. There was a distinct presence of Herbs, one would like to think – Methi – but Steve said he was not getting any. Cumin Seeds were present, as I would establish three hours later, tooth-pick required.

It’s going to end – I said to Steve who was well ahead of me. Hector eating slowly?

I watched Steve use the last pieces of Naan to wipe his plate clean. There was no need to wash it.

Very tasty, that I didn’t want it to end is quite good, I could eat the same again.

Why do all Restaurants not offer Curry by the Kilo?

Steve’s final comment:

Too many small bones for my preference.

Indeed, one had to be careful else emergency dentistry may have been called for.

Mein Host had of course paid us visits whilst we ate to confirm our enjoyment. This was Excellent Curry, in a different league from that served in the typical Euro-Curry House, and easily the best venue I have visited in Italia. Having established the presence of decent Bier Houses here in Brescia also, Hector is available for return trips. Will PFM tour again?

The Bill

€19.00 (£16.96) … and we both could have eaten, and paid for, more.

The Aftermath

PFM – Gran Teatro Morati – Brescia

The venue we had already visited, a somewhat makeshift construction, a Big Tent in effect. The concert was scheduled to start at 21.30 giving people time to get there but no chance of public transport home. Steve and Hector had arranged with Mein Host at the nearby – Devil’s Kiss – that we would return after midnight for Birra and a Taxi.

The Merchandise stall had no t-shirts that would fit a Hector. What size do they think people are? Mama mia.

We went our separate ways, Hector’s seat was at the front of the second block on the left side of the hall, plenty of legroom except when Doris pushed her drinks trolley through the gap. The ends of the rows were not occupied, I texted Steve to inform him about the space. He had been relocated to the main part of the auditorium, the upper part where he was ticketed would not be used. Somebody had the task of putting stickers, handwritten, on every seat before the concert.

The Musik played by DJs before a Gig is traditionally obscure, tonight I recognised all of it. Michael Rother I recognise anywhere and last saw him in Düsseldorf in 2016. Tonight we were treated to the – Harmonia – era.

The lights went down at 21.30, a few minutes later the music changed to an – Intro – the curtain was pulled back, there was Premiata Forneria Marconi – assembled onstage, excellent. Another one on the – Bucket List – ticked.

A usually reliable Website gives Set-lists for Gigs across the planet, whoever posted tonight’s has it wrong, as I write. As anticipated, the opening song from the latest album – Emotional Tattooos – started things off. Il Regno – has all the hallmarks of Classic PFM, gentle beginning leading to imposing themes which build on each other, Symphonic Rock. By the end, anyone who did not know the Music of PFM would certainly recognise this next time.

La Luna Nuova (aka – Four Holes in The Ground) (L’Isola Solente / The World Became The World) took us back to 1974. Probably PFM’s most famous riff and song, I was surprised how the – Jazz – element came through in this and following tracks. I have been listening to – PFM Live – albums for years, and more recently watched various performances on YouTube, and this had never come across. Lucio Fabbri – Violin, Keyboards and Guitar – has been in and out of PFM since Mauro Pagani departed. He was certainly at home playing the Violin parts in particular.

La lezione (Emotional Tattoos) followed on, inevitably, much of the new album would feature this evening. The line up for the tour is the same as the current album. Long term extra Drummer – Roberto Gualdi – filled in a la Chester Thompson for Phil Collins (Genesis) whilst Franz di Cioccio was stage front doing the Lead Vocals. Franz has been wearing the same t-shirt onstage for how many years? Two Chaps who were not born when PFM began took care of the Keyboards. Alessandro Scaglione took on the – Flavio Premoli – role, he had the Moog. Alberto Bravin took care of the rest. He sang Lead Vocals on the next song – Photos of Ghosts (Photos of Ghosts), played Acoustic Guitar on – Il Banchetto ( Per Un Amico / Photos of Ghosts) and as part of his Keyboards duties, took care of the Flute sounds.

The following sequence of songs continued selections from the first four albums, the PFM Classics, though no – Appena un Po (aka – River of Life) (Per Un Amico / Photos of Ghosts).

Dove… quando… (parte I) (Storia Di Un Minuto) featured on the 1974 Live albums. A very quiet and gentle song leading to Dove… quando… (parte II) (Storia Di Un Minuto) which is an extended Jazz break. I have come to know the structure of this well in later Live albums. Tonight’s line up kept to the core with flexibility permitted.

La carrozza di Hans (Storia Di Un Minuto) as ever, formed the conclusion to this extended instrumental period. Impressioni di Settembre (aka – The World Became The World) (Storia Di Un Minuto / The World Became The World) was a worthy climax to the first hour, the keyboard sequence being amongst the very best of PFM.

At this point I was expecting an interval. The band played on, well almost. Franco took a while between songs to talk about his philosophy of Music, – Music is Music Prog, Jazz. The audience gave him nothing back, no banter. There was too much respect, or was everyone feeling a sense of awe?

We are watchingPFM!

The second hour featured three more consecutive songs from Emotional TattoosLa danza degli specchi, Quartiere generale and the instrumental – Freedom Square, a homage to the lyrics of Harlequin (Chocolate Kings).  No – Mayday – which is particular favourite of mine.

Marco Sfogli, another youngster has stepped into Franco Mussida’s shoes on Lead Guitar. With much of the music dominated by Violin and Keyboards, he blended in as required then took the lead to great effect. It’s all about capturing the – PFM – sound which I know can be done with the press of a button these days.

Patrick Djivas was given his Opperchancity to speak at length to the audience. Absent on the very first albums, he soon made his mark on Bass. Maestro della voce (Suonare Suonare) was the only song played which was written after 1974. Nothing from Chocolate Kings or Jetlag. With Bernardo Lanzetti singing in a band called Chocolate Kings, perhaps they have passed on the mantle. Maestro della voce has one of the best Bass riffs ever, PFM play – Swing, a show-stopper.

The relatively recent – PFM Classics – album was given a very long spoken introduction before the band tore into Dance Macabre by Saint-Saens, something else was buried in there too. As every PFM performance has concluded since their conception, the rest of the setlist took care of itself: Mr. 9 Till 5 (Photos of Ghosts) leading into Alta Loma 5 Till 9 which incorporates Guillaume Tell Ouverture (William Tell Overture) – Rossini.

Encore

Il pescatore, always listed as a cover, a composition by one time band member Fabrizio De André, turned out to be a sing-along. The Italians will know why.

E’ festa (aka – Celebration) (Storia Di Un Minuto / Photos of Ghosts) and the follow-up Se Le Brescion brought the evening to a close around midnight.

I could have done without this Encore, but that is how PFM finish all their performances. Note to all musicians: Sing-alongs, covers? Let’s play more proper songs.

It took a while to exit, more DJ music, Zukunft by Julie’s Haircut, a new Italian band to me. This I shall investigate further.

I have taken some decent photos at gigs over the years, recently not the case.  Here is a 90 second clip of – The World Became The World – I was there, I took it.

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Brescia – Bombay Tandoory Ristorante Indiano – Hey, Traveller

Introduzione

Hector has contrived to be back in Brescia, Italia. Unfinished business at the Bombay Tandoory Ristorante Indiano (Via Solferino, 1, 25122 Brescia BS Lombardia, Italia) is decidedly part of this. Could they repeat the superb Lamb Karahi I had here last October?

Leaving Milano Centrale (also the name of a Jazz outfit I saw in Roma way back in 1976) last year I spotted the tour dates for my long time favourite Italian Prog Rock Band – Premiata Forneria Marconi. Within days I had secured a ticket for this Friday’s performance here in Brescia, all this for Curry-Heute? Actually, I had only scratched the surface of the Bier-scene in Brescia, another reason to return. What’s more, Steve has travelled with me, albeit he had no ticket, yet. We should have acquired – Emotional Tattoos – by the end of the week.

We managed to check in to our B&B, Corosomatteotti62, before noon which was most pleasing. The Landlord here likes his Prog, Genesis and Marillion on his sound system. Bombay Tandoory was minutes away.

Mein Host was manning the counter, no Lamb Karahi was visible, though something out of the norm was… Liver?  Heart. This can be a bit rubbery, on another day I might have been tempted, however, Kofta was there. Where else in Italia can one purchase genuine Kofta?

Chicken Kofta – he informed me. Once more Hector had Chicken Curry, caught again. Knowing the standard portion here is not huge, I asked for some of the Vegetable Curry too, Kofta & Sabgi (€6.50) it was. The Rice was dodgy last visit, so a Naan (€1.00) would accompany. A 500ml Bottle of Aqua Frizzante (€1.00) was presented later.

That I mentioned – Kofta – by name brought an air of recognition as in – you know your Curry. I took the opperchancity to show Mein Host the photos from my last visit on a well known and reliable Curry Website:

Oh, it’s me – he said with the same sense of surprise expressed by Captain Picard in – The Inner Light.

Steve took a few moments to survey the available Dishes. He followed my lead and ordered Kofta, this time adding – Bhindi – and – Aloo Mutter – too. A choice of Bread and Three, where does he think he is, Manchester? The two now substantial plates were put in the – Ding Machine.

Both plates arrived not long afterwards, mine had gone in the Microwave first.  Steve’s had not been heated thoroughly and was sent back. Soon – Steaming Hot – much better.

Bombay Tandoory is not a Five Star venue, this is very much at the Cafe-end of the spectrum, though there is a large dining room through the back.

Kofta & Sabgi

Five Kofta were shrouded in just enough Masala. The Seasoning was full on, the Flavours immense. The Kofta were pale when opened, Chicken indeed, and whatever Herbs had been added to give the Flavour here. This was not a Chicken Curry but Kofta, quite different.

Peas, Potato, Cauliflower and three pieces of Capsicum (set aside) were present in the Sabji which most certainly was not Fresh-Heute. It was fine, here the Masala was so Minimal it was hard to spot. This Curry was far from Shorva.

The Naan was round and pale reminding me more of the Pitta served in Tel Aviv / Tiberias / Jerusalem than a Regular Naan. Light and Fresh, it was a worthy accompaniment.

The Kofta & Sabgi were thoroughly enjoyed, but where was my Lamb Karahi?

Kofta, Aloo Mutter, Bhindi

Steve most certainly had quite a plateful.

That hit the spot – he said having cleared the lot.

He was impressed by the Herb content of the Kofta. Methi? – I proffered, he thought not. Whatever, they were Tasty.

The Bill

€8.50. (£7.59) My share, we paid separately.

The Aftermath

Quando, Lamb? – I asked in my fluent Italian.

In two days – was the reply. We are here on Friday, I’ll be back. If it isn’t it could be Heart or Chicken…

Tomorrow no Curry, one we have recovered from our – Jet Lag – the Sirmione – Peninsula – awaits instead, if we manage to – Cerco la Lingua – and get an efficient Bus, – Dove … Quando? Today, – E’ Festa -, Birra.

We walked miles today, eventually securing a PFM ticket for Steve. The Chap at the ticket office at Gran Teatro Morati was remarkably helpful, even phoning me back. So, how many PFM songs feature in this Blog post?

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Helensburgh – Annaya’s Grill House – Capsicum, Get in the Sea!

Alan had booked us in to Dining Room @ No 10 in Dumbarton for this evening at 20.00. With the trains off for the fourth day, nobody was leaving Helensburgh by that means of transport. The A814 was reportedly – open – having been blocked by abandoned vehicles for days, a wee bit of snow. England is still cut off, we are told. Marg declared herself fit to drive  to Helensburgh; Annaya’s Grill House (80-82 West Princes St., Helensburgh, G84 8XD Scotland) it would be.

This was Hector’s first visit to Annaya’s in three years, and the first Helensburgh Curry in two years. Hector is retired, why keep going back? When Annaya’s opened as the fourth Helensburgh sit-in Curry venue, I wrote that this was a Curry House too many, now there are two. The Akash went on fire in 2016 and never re-opened. No. 28 has gone too, leaving the West of Scotland chain Masala Twist as Annaya’s only competitor. Even Annaya’s managed to have a fire in the interim and was closed for some time.  Fire in Helensburgh – a significant feature of my life.

We arrived punctually for our 20.00 booking. Two tables were finishing off, we had a choice, I suggested the booth on the far wall would be more comfortable for the four of us. The Menu was brought and the Drinks order taken, Hector would join Alan in consuming Cans of Strongbow, Tracy had Bottles of that ubiquitous Italian Birra, there’s no hope, for any of us.

I had picked up the name of our main Waiter for this evening when the tables were cleared – Yousaf. I asked about Mein Host, Zak. He was in the kitchen ensuring all was well. Yousaf was keen to take us through the Specials on the Board. No prices were posted here, but I was able to work backwards later. Having photographed (badly, see below) the Menu, and read the reviews of my previous visits, I was keen to have something new.

When Yousaf mentioned the Raj Rezala (£12.95) was on-the-bone, this had me won. If I recall correctly, Cashew Nut Powder was a key ingredient in the Masala, no problem. I asked about the Offending Vegetable, Capsicum was blended in the Masala and also use as a Garnish. Cooked in, OK, Garnish, no thanks.

You call it – Garnish – I call it – Ballast.

I like that – replied Yousaf, who was now playing the game.

The description of the Special Karahi (£9.50) amused:

Your Special Karahi is hell for me, it has Green Peppers AND Capsicum.

Tracy, who eschews Lamb, suggested she and Alan share Lamb Tandoori Chops (£6.50). How many Chops? – I asked. Three. Marg and I joined in. One is used to Six Chops for £8.95 at The Downsman (Crawley) or Four Chops for £6.00 at the Karahi Palace (Glasgow). £6.50 for three Chops feels a bit excessive, as does £12.95 for a Main Course. We’re in Helensburgh, in the sticks, not The Merchant City. The Lamb Chops Order was placed, Alan knew what he was doing in terms of having something on the table to eat, early. VDT.

After my days in Bradford, I did not feel like paying for Bread or Rice, a Vegetable Side (£5.50) was available, £7.95 for a Full Portion. I asked for Aubergine Aloo but they had run out of Eggplant. Yousaf suggested Okra, Bhindi Bhaji it would be. I had previously considered this as – Bhuna – featured in the description.

Marg declared early that she would have Salmon Curry (£12.95) with her customary Chapatti (£0.90). 90p for a Chapatti, three free in Bradford with every Main Dish.

Alan chose from the Chicken section of the Board: 67 Village Curry (£11.95). Tracy also went for Chicken: Chicken Tikka Sim Sim Chandana (£12.95) – Hot. I was surprised when Alan and Tracy added two more Chapattis to the Order, no Naan?

Waiter #2 brought a pile of Poppadoms and a Bowl of Spiced Onions. Alan has a theory that Tracy gets full on Poppadoms and so does not finish her Main Course. Usually they share one Main Course.

Complimentary – said Waiter #2 as he placed them on the table.

That’s Hector’s favourite word – said Alan.

Poppadoms were left, not even all of the decent Spiced Onions were finished which may have surprised Alan who thought I was having all of them at the start.

The Chops arrived, there are Three? On both plates, Chop #3 was a – Tiddler. I knew I was having two, Marg had the Salad, Tracy also had two. Tracy does not like Lamb.

The Chops were well fired, Spicy, well Seasoned, Tasty. Another four, each, would have been Perfect.

More Drinks

Four Hot Plates

Yousaf brought the plates, the heat radiated into the room, no need to touch to establish – how hot. The Mains arrived on a trolley, Alan lifted the lid on the covered dish and invited me to photograph it before it was sent back – Capsicum, in three colours – loadsa Ballast! Somehow – No Garnish – had been lost in the kitchen. Waiter #3 verified that I was not allergic.

Put them in the bin, where they belong!

Three Substantial Chapattis sat mid-table, the asymmetric bowls contained the remaining Curry.

Salmon Curry

Chunks of Salmon protruded from the Shorva-like Masala. The Coriander Topping was Minimal, Onion/Nigella Seeds were mixed through the Masala. Hector’s Machi Masala Recipe is what Marg is used to, how would this compare?

Mine needs more Salt – was Marg’s first reaction. She ate more than half before calling it a day. Hector was on hand to finish the Salmon which can be very filling. I have to concur with Marg’s overall verdict:

Plenty Fish, needed more Seasoning. It looked perfect, not enough taste in the sauce to make it memorable, needed more of an – Oomph.

67 Village Curry

This Curry had an even Thinner Masala, more Shorva but not excessive; nothing Hector would deliberately order – Chicken in Soup! The more liberal Fresh Coriander Topping complemented the Herb rich Shorva. Alan stated at the start that he thought he was getting Chicken on-the-bone which I presume he would have preferred.

A Soupçon came Hector’s way, it was possibly better than I anticipated. I liked the Herb content, but having dined here before, assume it was from the Spinach family and not Methi.

Alan’s comments:

Very tasty, could have been spicier, but they are reticent to do so here. Could have had more Seasoning, very tasty.

Chicken Tikka Sim Sim Chandana

A complicated name for which I can find no explanation. The Masala looked slightly Thicker than the above Dishes, but had a redder tinge.

Tracy gave no tasting notes but did comment on the temperature of her Curry:

Sitting under the lights for long, I like it more than warm.

Tracy went on to say:

Chapattis were warm, Poppadoms were yummy, Chops were awesome.

His (Alan’s) Curry was better than mine.

Bhindi Bhaji

Given that I had to wait for my Curry without Capsicum, I had plenty of time to consider the Bhindi Bhaji. This was a well presented array of Vegetables: Okra, Tomato, Onion and Cybies were present in a Minimal Masala. The Spice was noticeable without being demanding, I had hoped for more Intense Flavours. Still, an excellent variety of Textures.

Raj Rezala

Meat and Masala only, how glad I was I had ordered the Bhindi Bhaji. With Rice, the Blended Yoghurt-rich Masala would have been soaked up, disappeared. Bread may have worked for dipping, tackling the Meat required fingers. I counted ten pieces of Meat, nine of which were on-the-bone. The Bones were Large, the Lamb was beautifully Tender, however, the actual Meat content not as much as it could have been. There was not a lot of eating here.

The Masala was woefully under-seasoned, the Spice Level at the bottom end of the scale. As a result, the full onslaught of Flavours one hopes for never appeared.

This is where the Bhindi Bhaji was further appreciated, this made the meal by providing alternate Flavour and Texture.

More Drinks, three had Coffee, Espresso and Latte. Hector abstained, far too late for Coffee.

The Bill

£115.15. Coffee and Bar – £43.15. It happens, once in a while.

The Aftermath

This became the most memorable part of the evening. Yousaf was back, the Calling Card was finally presented, the existence of the Curry-Heute Website had been revealed previously. I showed Yousaf the photo of my own Fish Curry cooked yesterday.

I like the colours – was his take.

The Minimal Masala was my point. This set us on a conversation about – Curry – and from where his family originate. That Curry/Karahi becomes closer to the preferred Hector style – Near Afghanistan – came into the conversation which meant The Khyber and the now  Khyber Pass Restaurant came up. Yousaf recommended Namak Mandi (21-23 Bridge St, Glasgow G5 9JB Scotland) – Salt, Slow cooked – is the translation. He described the Meat as being cooked in its own juices as is the Afghan/Punjabi way. I had to mention Namkeen, a matter of dialect it appears. The term – Karrha – which Chef P.J. introduced me to years ago was mooted, few seem to know this term. Karrhi – was Yousaf’s reply.

The – Language of Curry – Hector was in his element.

Salt – was very much part of the conversation, I had to bring the conversation back to tonight’s food. All the Dishes were under-seasoned. Yousaf said this is why they have Salt on the table. Alan recalled how some twenty years ago, Hector used to – paint his meal white with Salt. Not since the Millennium has Hector used a Salt Cellar. I eat what is set before me else I am not tasting what Chef presents.

Yousaf, thank you, we will meet again.

Namak Mandi

This new Restaurant on Bridge St, opposite The Laurieston, cannot have been open for long. Their Special Namak Mandi Lamb Karahi (½kg) £11.99 or £19.99 for the full Kilo will have Hector there soonest.

Halfway down the Google page I saw a link to a well known and reliable Curry Website. In 2014, Hector had a Namak Handi Lamb Karahi (½kg) at the former Afghan Village. The Chap there now has the Khyber Pass Restaurant.

Afghan Cuisine, Namkeen Karahi, Yadgar, Karahi Palace, Ambala Deli Bar … Glasgow has a greater Diversity than Bradford, it is time we regained – The Curry Capital – status.  Alas, it is – The Mainstream/Famous – venues which are selected, never – The Best.

Extracts from Annaya’s Menu

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A Fish Curry – The Housebound Hector

It’s Friday night and Hector is going nowhere, housebound for forty eight hours already, and all because of – a wee bit of snow. Fish Curry came to mind, but not my usual Machi Masala with Cream etc, perhaps something more basic? Some leftover Fish was defrosted at Lunchtime, all of it was in Breadcrumbs, not my ideal, but read on, this may be reconsidered. The majority of the Fish was already cooked, so who knows what I had in mind when it went in the freezer x months ago. I also decided to use Dry Methi today instead of the usual frozen stuff and so soaked some all afternoon.

The Standard Recipe for making a Masala was followed with one half a Dessert Spoon for the Spices, one and a half for the Salt. The Onions could have been chopped more finely, but time would take care of this, some twenty minutes, more. When I finally added some Water to the browning Onions so the required – Mash – was attained. In went the Cumin Seeds, Cinnamon Bark and Green Cardamom. When I found some Dried Curry Leaves the Mash started to look decent, and the tin of Chopped Tomatoes was not in yet. The Spices were also added later than I normally would  with the Green Chillies, and eventually the Methi. This was looking good, in the way that the defrosted Fish did not.

I have always queried the use of Fish in Breadcrumbs by Indian Mango (München) who make the Best Fisch Curry ever experienced. I gently stirred in the Fish, enough to cover it in Masala then covered the Karahi. Ten minutes later I had a Fish Curry which in appearance matched my favourite Fisch Chettinad, probably down to the Breadcrumbs. Had I known it would turn out like this, dried Red Chillies would have been added to add the much loved Smokey Flavour.

Marg had escaped, and so only Hector was eating this fine creation.

Note what Hector considers to be a Sensible Portion of Rice.

When Marg saw the Leftover Curry later she was impressed, but didn’t sample any, so the Reader only has my word for it – This is the Best Fish Curry I have ever cooked. Moderately Spiced, well Seasoned, and I did not overdo the Methi. The Masala had the Gritty Texture I like (Indian Mango) due to the Curry Leaves. A Curry without Coriander! The Fish had stood up well to being reheated, the Fish Finger had been uncooked previously. Rubbery Fish was somehow avoided.

Flavour-wise, I have to boast that I was impressed. It is rare that I cook Curry without Pickle or Tamarind. Cooking Curry has become a bit of a rarity. I shall do this again, with Breaded Fish, uncooked. There’s plenty of this batch left, so it will be a while.

What’s it like out there?

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Glasgow – The Village Curry House – The Beast from The East

It is the day to take Mother for her Lidl Shopping. That there is Snow on the ground should not be a hindrance. An air mass from Siberia reached the UK yesterday, Glasgow escaped the brunt. En route to – The Southside – the weather warning was upgraded to – Red – a first for Snow in Scotland. A wee bit of snow.

Arriving at The Village Curry House (119 West St., Tradeston, Glasgow G5 8BA) at 13.50, the New Waitress showed us to a table far away from the few occupied. Realising we were being left out in the cold on two levels, she offered to let us sit with the other Lunchtime Diners.

Mother disappeared to use the Facilities. I asked for the Menu. The New Waitress pointed to the stand holding the cutlery, I felt like a Schmuck. How many times have I been here? Then I realised this was the Lunchtime Menu, not for Hector. The Lahori Lunch (£5.95) suits Mother.

For what felt like ages, I had no Mother and no Waitress. Eventually I asked again for – The Menu.

You want the black menu?

The Main Menu.

Basically at lunchtime this is the menu. (pointing to what was already on the table)

I beg to differ.

Hector will have his Curry.

At 14.10 the Order was taken. From the Lahori Lunch: Vegetable Pakora, Lamb Curry with Boiled Rice, and a small Portion of Mango Chutney please. From the – Menu – Lamb Desi Kourma (£7.95) Spicy with Special Rice (£2.75), and no Capsicum.

Desi means – Spicy – , sometimes it means – Local – I was informed.

Really?

As long as the Order is right, all shall be forgiven.

The – Red Alert – was scheduled for 15.00, by now the Snow was the proverbial Blizzard. I was already concerned about my drive home. The trains were all cancelled, buses would disappear at 16.00. It’s Wednesday, Pub Night.  What? The State Bar is closed today?  This is – The Beast from The East.

Mother was hungry, and so ate all three Large Pieces of Pakora that were presented. The Pakora was well fired and clearly hard. There was a struggle to eat it. Mother could not work out why the Mains were taking so long.

You are still eating your Starter – such is where we now are.

They’re awfully hard – observed Mother. Glasgow Pakora.

Mr. Baig, Mein Host, came over to exchange a few words. The conditions outside were the focus. As a teacher of thirty four years I accept that there are three distractions that one cannot call order to: Window Cleaner, Wasp/Bee, Snow. So it goes.

At 14.32 the usual Lunchtime Waitress came over to verify my Order. Had someone in the kitchen recognised it? Fortunately the wait was not much longer, meanwhile the Snow was getting deeper.

Lamb Curry

We have seen this often in the last year or so. For what one pays, quite sufficient. It suits Mother’s appetite. A few pieces of Lamb in a Standard Blended Masala, but this is The Village, one should expect their Signature Flavours.

That’s lovely – remarked Mother early on.

I haven’t had anything as Spicy as this for a while.

True, Hector has spent most of February away. Roll on March.

That Lamb is beautiful – was her final mid-meal comment.

Meanwhile…

Lamb Desi Kourma

The Curry on which Hector was basically – hooked – for ages.

As I began decanting the Curry, the Aroma had me won, oh so familiar, the Citrus. Topped with Sliced Almonds – wot no Ginger and Coriander? – eight Large pieces of Tender Lamb were present, I could have halved them, not today. The Flavoured Rice had Peas and Mushrooms, one could ask for Potatoes too and see what happens? There was nothing – offensive – in the Rice, mission accomplished.

In my review of the recent visit to Sarina’s (Queensbury – Bradford) I listed some of the top Glasgow Curry Houses who serve a Curry one could distinguish from all others. Add this to – The List. The Seasoning is usually all, the Citrus here adds so much. The Meat to Masala Ratio was more than acceptable even allowing for my Bradford Indulgences last week. This Blended Masala remains a Favourite, what’s more, the Lamb was giving too. The Colour today was – Light Brown.

I can’t move – said Mother as she stood to put on her outdoor clothing.  She had been fed.

The Bill

£16.65 Almost as good as – Bradford prices.

The Aftermath

I suggested to Mr. Baig that he rename his business for today:

The Village Ski Resort.

This is how much snow covered the car during our meal.

Hector is now a – Housebound Husband – a great Opperchancity to keep this Blog up to date.

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Bradford – Kashmir Restaurant – Who knows about Sabri’s?

Hector is the Last Man in Bradford, with a train at 13.28 there was time for Curry-Heute. The Kashmir Restaurant (27 Morley St, Bradford BD7 1AG England) is the ever-reliable venue in Bradford, open when you want it.

At 11.40 I approached my usual stairs on Wilton St.  A venue opposite the car park which has lain derelict for years, sparkled in the sunlight, time to investigate. I crossed the road to Sabri’s Restaurant (3 Wilton St, Bradford BD5 0AX England).

I visited these premises in 1996, this was the cheapest of cheap Bradford Curry Houses. Sabri’s unsurprisingly was not open, the sign on the door was misleading. I believe they open daily at 17.00 and are not open late. If Sabri’s wish to attract customers, then maybe they might open earlier? Needless to say the usual Bradford Fayre appears to be on offer, one for another time.

Mein Host at Kashmir acknowledged my return, I said three days ago that  I would be back. A different Waiter took my Order, same as before: Fish Karahi (£7.20) with Chapattis, three included. I decided to push the boat out and order a can of Mango Rubicon (80p).

One occasionally spots something new: I have referred to this Curry House as – Kashmir – for long enough. Today I actually read the signage – The Kashmir Restaurantestablished 1958. This makes Kashmir the second oldest Curry House in Bradford after Karachi.

Mein Host brought the food, I even merited a smile.

I always enjoy this Curry, a Light and not too filling start to the day. With Tomato cooked into this much Thinner Masala than the Bradford norm, it packed a punch. The Fish flaked into smaller and smaller pieces, this Portion was Substantial.

Having barely touched the Modest Salad, I had an idea, they happen occasionally. I spread the Onions over the Fish Karahi, the – Interesting Vegetable – status was attained – Crunch.

Somehow I found myself starting the third Chapatti, this is unheard of. One should never have this Fish Karahi with Rice, Chapattis it is.

The Bill

£8.00. My type of Bill.

The Aftermath

By Noon others had arrived.

Hector might not have Curry tomorrow.

This was Hector’s 99th Curry-Heute Review in Bradford.

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Queensbury (Bradford) – Sarina’s Diner – We want to eat more AND pay more!

February 24th, 2017, Dr. Stan, Howard and Hector visited Sarina’s (25 High St., Queensbury, Bradford BD13 2PE) en route to a day in the hostelries of Halifax. One year later, a repeat. The Mutton Handi at Sarina’s is an ideal prelude to any day, and being on the bus route between Bradford and Halifax simplifies the logistics. Well it would if the Bus Driver issued the ticket asked for.

As is required with the Mutton Handi, forty eight hours notice was given for its preparation. In reality Sarina knew weeks ago that Hector was due, it was a matter of how many more. Three Large Portions of Mutton Handi (£7.95) was communicated.

We arrived off Bus 576 moments after Noon, Lorraine was out front to greet us – Hugs! Sarina became aware of our presence, more – Hugs!

This is not yer normal Curry House.

We had the place to ourselves until the ever-present customer turned up on child minding duties. The Order was given, Shami Kebab (£2.20) all round and three Large Portions please and six Chapattis (50p). Lorraine had been expecting Marg to be present today:

She is working – I said to Lorraine – do you know what that is? Howard had to point out that of the three Diners, he is the only one of us not retired, his day will come, surely?

The Shami Kebab arrived, two each with a small jug of Raita. We were immediately offered the – Desi – Sauce, a bowl of this was more practical.

Fresh, Spicy, Refreshing – was noted. Howard is immortalised thus:

That wasn’t too shabby.

Samantha was also present today, she and Lorraine assembled the Main Event. A Large Bowl to share was set before us. As with my last visit in October I knew that two of us could have devoured this. Sarina really needs to look at the Yadgar (Glasgow) pages on this humble Blog to appreciate the Quantity we seek. Do I ask for six separate portions next time?

Glasgow has Yadgar, Karahi Palace and Ambala Deli Bar, the three establishments serving Curry one could identify in a blind tasting. Athena (Hellas/Greece) has Pak Taka Tak and Manchester has Dera. Bradford Curry tends to taste like – Bradford Curry, the main reason for coming. Here in the Hinterland we have something Truly Outstanding. Sarina’s Mutton Handi could be picked out from any of the aforementioned and leaves the Curry Houses of the City of Bradford behind. This is quite simply one of the Best Curry Experiences one will encounter.

The Mutton was Soft, Tender and having been prepared in advance had absorbed the Spices and Herbs, no Big Pot here. The Marrow in the Bones adds so much more to the Overall Flavour, today we had Sucky Bones, Ribs, even Chops. The Masala was decidedly Thinner than the Bradford norm, not a criticism. Anything that tastes this good…

The Spice Level was Medium as asked for, in no way should the Flavour be compromised by over-Spicing this Wondrous Curry. Seasoning is all, this was at the – Brave – end of the Scale. I could see – micro-pieces – of Herb in the Masala, there was Methi here, plus, … Sarina has told us what she puts in her Curry, knowing does not mean one can replicate. Why would one wish to? A visit to Queensbury is the highlight of any trip to Bradford.

We had each taken a Modest Portion to start us off, then shared out the ever diminishing remnants. We could have eaten twice as much, even more.

I’d forgotten how good this is – remarked Howard early on. At the end I extracted quotes from Howard and the Good Doctor:

Howard:

Superb flavour from the Lamb and the sauce, subtle, but with great depth.

Superb.

Dr. Stan:

I wouldn’t want it any hotter, just enjoy the spice.

The Bill

£23.55. The Chapattis and Kebabs came to £9.60 and so I do not know where this total came from. Lorraine said something like – £12.00 for the Curry. We should have been charged more. We want to be charged more! Supply us with double and charge us accordingly – Please!

The Aftermath

More Hugs! October is the next scheduled visit to Bradford. Of course, if there are any trips by car taking us near the M62 before then…

Back on the 576, a longer than expected wait, then two came together.

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Bradford – Sultan Restaurant – Visit #1

Two nights ago a Bradford taxi driver recommended the Sultan Restaurant (219 Manningham Lane, Bradford, BD8 7HH England) as being a Curry House worthy of investigation. Hector has drive along Manningham Lane many times and has wondered about the venues near Valley Parade. I phoned yesterday to establish the opening time, Noon suited perfectly. Continue reading

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Bradford – The Kashmir Restaurant – Five go for Curry

Yvonne declared last night that she would join me for Curry this Lunchtime. Perhaps she and Craig are realising that this is a good way to start the day after all. I arrived at The Kashmir Restaurant (27 Morley St, Bradford BD7 1AG England) bang on the noon rendezvous to find Howard outside. I led him downstairs. The Waiter I have come to regard as Mein Host was sitting with the other Staff watching TV. He smiled in recognition, I have not seen him for quite a while, we shook hands. He never says much but knows I have been coming to Kashmir for years, twenty two, if anyone is interested.

Other Diners arrived from another direction, there are two sets of stairs? Craig, Yvonne and Mags arrived some ten minutes after noon, also from the other side of the room. I had to ask where this door was, – beside the main door. How have I missed it all these years? Initially I  parked in the adjacent Wilton St. car park so always approached from there, therefore those are the stairs I know. I have only ever dined in the main Restaurant above once back in 1997.

To aid their selections, I showed my Fellow Diners the dedicated page for Kashmir which covers quite a few of their Dishes. Hector was here for his favoured Fish Karahi (£7.20), Howard and Yvonne would have the same. Mags selected Keema Potato (£6.50), this being close to her normal Aloo Gosht. Craig announced he was having a Starter, Seekh Kebab (£2.40) and Meat Jalfrezi (£6.50) – not too hot. This means two more Dishes to add to the array. A Curryspondent once suggested I should try the straightforward Meat Curry (£5.80), but then I would be giving up Fish and possible Methi too.

Seekh Kebab

The Kebabs were very long and moist and reminded me of – something I prepared earlier, sorry. Craig was enjoying these and insisted we all try a Soupçon. The Seekh Kebab was Spicy, very Tasty and Fresh, much appreciated.

Very good indeed – was Craig’s verdict.

Keema Potato

This was served delightfully – Dry – as Keema should be.

It is Mags’ birthday, she was being quiet initially – Alright – is all I could get from her. The Curry perked her up:

I enjoyed it, it’s dry, I know it’s meant to be, … couldn’t mash my tatties in it …. full of flavour.

Fish Karahi

In many ways this Curry is the antithesis of why I come to Bradford. The Masala stands out and is decidedly – Thin – approaching Shorva. However, the Masala is so full of Flavour and combines especially well with this Fish, Masala Fish. The Spice and Seasoning were well balanced allowing all the Flavours to emerge. I find this a joy to eat, and it has to be with Chapattis.

Craig finished off Yvonne’s, and was not overcome by the Spice. Howard took his Opperchancity to have his words recorded forever:

A light dish, perfect for a lunchtime meal. Superb flavour from both the Fish and Masala …. seasoning and spice level both very, very good … an excellent Fish Curry.

Yvonne was waxing lyrical, whatever that means:

Just about the right heat, any hotter…

Better than yesterday’s at the Sheesh (Mahal).

What did you have? – as if I didn’t know.

Chicken with Capsicum.

Well if your order….

That was lovely, the best Fish Curry I’ve had, bursting with flavour … yum yum.

I pronounce the Fish Karahi to be a success.

Chicken Jalfrezi

Craig made no comment that he had ordered – Meat – and had been given Chicken. He eats Chicken Curry mostly anyway. This Jalfrezi was the Driest I have ever seen, one to note for the future.

Very tasty, very good, but I think the best dish is the one you guys had.

The Chapattis

Fifteen Chapattis were served up, and simultaneously. They retained their heat, four were left. I realised that in Aberdeen this pile of Chapattis would have cost up to £45.00, in Bradford they are inclusive.

Why the profiteering in the North of Scotland?

The Bill

£36.70. We were charged the lesser price of £6.20 for having Chicken Jalfrezi.

The Aftermath

I informed Mein Host that I was here until Sunday and that he should not be surprised to see me back for more of the same.

And so to Saltaire for The Bradford Beer Festival, Sir Titus Salt would turn in his grave if he knew that his – Temperance Village – was being used this way.

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Bradford – International – More Shahi Kofta

… or Hector orders Chicken Curry!

The Rickmeister gave up on getting me to go to Curryosity (Saltaire) earlier this evening, one day. He settled for a late night Curry at the International (40-42 Morley Street, Bradford, BD7 1BA), well not as late as we have sometimes been. Howard came too, is he becoming a – Two Curry a Day Man?

Khalid was there to greet us, no Ali. Ali has gone, if anyone knew why, they were not for telling. His banter will be missed. Hopefully Ali will turn up somewhere else soon.

I appear to have more photos of the staff than normal, everyone wanted in on the act, or to appear on Curry-Heute. Fame at Last! The Poppadoms and Dips were brought in an instant, we tore in.

Ricky has been enthusing about the Shahi Kofta (£8.00) since May last year. Tonight would be my third exposure to this Bizarre Curry which I consider to be – The Curry of Leftovers. In May I found it to be – Too SaltyErlangen Salty. If Hector finds his Curry that way then there is something wrong. My last Curry here was in October, a much better experience. Tonight would be the decider, else it’s back to my usual Lamb Karahi on future visits. Howard and Hector kept to the inclusive Chapattis option, Ricky went for Naan.

We waited for our Curry, at this point Ali would have kept us amused, the photo suggests we were not particularly so.

Shahi Kofta

Why this Curry is served in a Glass Dish remains a mystery. Only this and Lamb Chops Karahi/Achari have been served thus on previous visits. The Egg, is it cooked on top of the – Hot Masala? Part of me hopes this is the case and it’s not just a Fried Egg thrown on at the point of serving. The Lemon Wedge offered some Citrus, another source of Flavour. A sprinkling of Fresh Coriander Leaves and Stems was present too, no Ginger Strips!

Five Kofta were buried under the Egg, more than enough Meat. Halving the first, quartering the second and so on felt as if a Geometric Multiplier was in force, the more I ate, the more I appeared to have. The Masala was closer to the – Standard Blended – Masala that would feature in any Mainstream Curry House, the International is not Mainstream. From here came a remarkable Level of Flavour. The Spice was right, the Seasoning was under control, the Egg complemented the Meatballs and Masala perfectly. One should consider adding Egg to Curry on a regular basis.

On the previous times I have had Shahi Kofta I felt the presence of stray pieces of Lamb, perhaps from – The Big Pot. No such evidence tonight. If I was making this I would probably start with leftover Lamb Curry.

The camera never lies – they say. I was not aware at the time of eating how – Pale – the interior of the Meatballs were. These could only have been Chicken Kofta. For the second time in a month, Hector has been caught this way. Can one ask for Lamb Kofta instead?

Very, very good – said Howard who was eventually defeated. He would take his remnants away with him.

Ricky raves about this Curry at every Opperchancity, he considers it it to be the – Best Curry – served in Bradford. Hector does not even think it’s the – Best Curry – served at the International, I have had some highly memorable meals here over many years. Shahi Kofta is different, it is Light Years away from Kofta Palak and an excellent alternative to that served in other establishments. I can see my Lamb on-the-bone Curry being ordered at other venues thus keeping this treat for nights here.

Howard had his Takeaway, no doubt the – Inflatable Microwave – in his hand luggage would be put to good use in the morning. Ricky disappeared into a taxi. Hector was left to deal with the formalities.

The Bill

£25.50. There was a £1.50 charge for the Poppadoms etc. I have had this removed in the past. Ricky would have had no hesitation. Bad form.

The Aftermath

Howard was not getting away with a three word comment – he was tracked down:

A second Curry was desired. The Curry presented was interesting and turned out to be rather good. The melange of flavours and textures was superb … a distinctive Curry that hit the spot, and I would happily have it again and again, even the Egg and sauce on its own.

That’s more like it.

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