Glasgow – Karahi Palace – There’s Only One Karahi Palace

Karahi Palace (51 – 53 Nelson Street, Glasgow, G5 8DZ), we’ve been here before, The Lone Diner, – The Usual. It is good to be back in the erstwhile Curry Capital of the UK after varying Curry Quality in the past two weeks. One Wroclaw Curry and one Berlin Curry were at the level of – could have come out of a Jar, one Berlin Curry did not sit well on – The Hector Palate. Still, it’s what this Curry Blog is about, trying new venues, one never knows. Swera in Berlin is a venue I have now added to the Recommended Curry Houses, so some success. With the exception of Indian Mango in München, deutsche Curry is very much in League Division 3. Many German Restaurateurs tell me they have to serve up what The Locals will tolerate, not the Authentic – Desi Style – Cuisine that is available in Glasgow, Bradford, Manchester et al. Polska typically does better. I would like to think that the venues I recommend are well above – The Mainstream in whatever part of the planet I find myself.

Qaiser greeted me from across the road as I approached the Karahi Palace, he was off on a delivery. Ayaz and Rashid were behind the counter with Chef #3. It is Ramadan, business will be slow until sunset which in Glasgow is currently @22.00.

The Spanish Lady brought a Jug of Tap Water which made me realise that this was a first for this week.

The most Modest of Salads followed, without Raita it did not tempt. I was joined by a Chap who ordered Chana Curry and two Chapattis, he asked for Raita and ate his Salad. Also.

Ayaz brought the Karahi Gosht (£8.70) and solitary Chapatti (£0.70). Look at this and compare it with what has been served to The Hector in the past two weeks. This is – Desi Style – a Tomato-rich Masala an no sign of – The Dreaded Ballast.

Far too – Hot – to touch, it is just as well the photographic ritual takes a minute or so. Dangerously Hot, yet the Palate copes. The first dip of a piece of Chapatti into the Hot Oil, the Flavours are there. Scooping the Masala Mash on to the Chapatti, – Wow! Welcome home, Hector!

The Spice, the Seasoning, the Herbs, the Ginger Strips, the Fresh Coriander Topping, were all marvelled at. Then there was the Tender Lamb. It felt like an age before I could tackle the Lamb on-the-bone. Marrow Bone makes such a difference to the Overall Flavour of any Curry. Hector had Bones to lift with more Chapatti. If the Bones were Large, the Meat surrounding them was even More. I had one regret, I could have ordered the Half Kilo, but in daylight during Ramadan? I should not do that.

The Bill

£8.70. My kind of price.

The Aftermath

A Curryspondent has asked for clarification about Ramadan at Karahi Palace. As reported last month, Ayaz led me to believe they would be putting out Food upstairs. Today the answer was:

Just normals.

A block further west lies – The Village Curry House, here is The Buffet to end all Buffets.

Marg tells me Thursday suits, here we go…

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Berlin – Swera Indisches Restaurant – Das ist immer noch das beste Curry House, das ich in Berlin gefunden habe

Curry Houses in Berlin are aplenty, Curry-Heute has only managed five to date. It will be a lengthy process covering a decent percentage, this may require many more Trips, oh well. After two Berlin Curry Experiences this week which were decidedly – Below Par – it had to be back to the tried and tested for my final Curry, of The Trip, most certainly not the final Curry of this week. On Saturday I shall be in Glasgow, (what?) my more usual haunts where – Punjabi Cuisine – prevails, and – Desi – is understood.

Swera (Bergmannstr. 103, 10961, Kreuzberg, Berlin, Deutschland) impressed both Marg and Hector last November. There would always be a return visit. Being the final afternoon, both Neil’s and my own luggage were left at a locker in Alexanderplatz. Neil was not up for Curry-Heute, very strange.

Walking along Bergmannstrasse in what is now – Summer – was an entirely different experience. The colourful Street-market alternated with many sitting outside the various Bars and Restaurants, far different from a November evening. Many were sat under the awning at Swera meaning the inside was virtually empty. For Hector, Drausen = Rauchen, I was invited by the first Waiter I encountered to choose any table. I walked past the Bar:

I’ll sit here, I sat there last time. I was addressed in English as I have been everywhere this Trip, my Deutsch is going to evaporate.

The Lunchtime Menu was brought wrapped inside the Main. Having consulted Europe’s most detailed and reliable, dedicated Curry Blog, I already knew what I was having. Duck on Tuesday, Lamb on Wednesday, it was time for Fisch. Machli Sabzi (€11.70) was Good Value, many venues charge more for Fish these days. As this would come with Rice, even better. Marg had the Gosht Subzi last time, I knew this would provide the array of – Interesting Vegetables – that makes a Curry much more than Meat with Masala. Sparkling Water (€3.30) was offered in two sizes, I chose the larger 0.4l.

A Glass of Sparkling Water was presented with three small Complimentary Poppadoms. I ate only one given that I feel they have become a filling distraction, of late. These Poppadoms, however, were Special. Originally I thought the embedded Bits were Cumin Seeds as is the European Norm. No, these had Pepper, the Kick was Intense, the Seasoning also. One was quite enough.

The Waiter brought the Order. A Side Salad presented in a karahi, this caught me out yesterday when it arrived first. This Salad was less impressive than that served at Delhi 6 yesterday. This had no Salad Dressing that I could see from my brief glance. Anyway, I now had Curry, a Fish Curry, or did I?

The Machli Sabzi was very – Cheeky. What I had in effect was Fish Pakora sitting on top of a Vegetable Curry. How would this work? I decanted enough of the Generous Portion of Basmati, always too much Rice in Europe. I initially arranged the Fish Pakora around the edge of the Rice and then spooned out the Vegetables and Masala. By then mixing in the Fish Pakora, I had a Vegetable Sabzi, is this what Chef intended?

We were both impressed last time about the Masala being so Minimal, it’s Curry we want, not – Soup. The Masala soaked into the Rice leaving a Perfect Dry Curry. Peas, Courgette, Cauliflower, and what was this Orange Vegetable, Pumpkin? Ah, Bizarrely-cut Carrots! Four pieces of the – Dreaded Green Ballast – were present also, and so set aside. I recalled that Capsicum was not an issue when Marg had her Lamb equivalent last time. Ginger Strips were in there too, with all of the Components identified, it was time to enjoy.

I often question how long before arriving on the table, the Meat and Masala in a Curry have been in contact. There was no mystery here, no denying that the Fish and Vegetable Curry were complete strangers until moments before serving. However, the Spice, coating the Fish, had enough time to work its Magic. Seven Large Pieces of Fish Pakora were present, each had to be halved, or more. The Fish when revealed was also Skinless, this pleased. Mixing the Fish with the Vegetable Curry proved to be a source of Joy. The Spice Level of the Melange was Moderate, the Seasoning was Perfect, as it should be in a Fish Dish. There was a lot of Food on the table, who needed a Side Salad?

Each Vegetable had been cooked exactly as I like it. Cooked sufficiently, but leaving just enough for a slight – Crunch. I congratulate the Chef for serving Vegetables of this Quality, it’s too easy to serve – Mush. I had lost track of any Masala and so went back to the serving spoon to try and evaluate it. The little that was left was a Simple, Blended Masala, a bit Yellow, better than Red.

The Spice coating the Fish gave off Flavour, the Fish had Flavour, each Vegetable had retained its own distinctive Flavour, yet Overall, this was Curry!

The Bill

€15.00. The Waiter had to ask me what I had had. Trusting.

The Aftermath

Normally, Hector does not issue a second Calling Card, however, I was so pleased with what I had just eaten I wished to draw attention to the Management. I showed my Waiter the photo of Mein Host on Curry-Heute and asked him to relay:

This is still the Best Curry House I have found in Berlin.

And so to Augustiner at Stadtmitte to meet Neil.

Two weeks in Glasgow? How will The Hector cope? Maybe I shall have some more Curry before Hellas.

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Berlin – Delhi 6 – Ich fragte nach Desi, leider Er war nicht Zu Hause

There are many images posted by the many Curry Outlets in Berlin of their Fayre, the vast majority show the Soupy Curry which Hector tries to avoid. One seeks Meat with Masala, not Masala with Meat. One venue which appeared to match this set criterion is Delhi 6 (Friedrichstraße 237, 10969 Berlin, Deutschland). Located south of Checkpoint Charlie and on the U6 Line, very easy to locate.

In 1982, Hector walked up Friedrichstrasse and crossed over to – East Berlin – for the afternoon. This street is unrecognisable from those historic days, especially the further south one goes. Long gone are the brooding tenements which were rebuilt after 1945, walking on towards towards Hallesches Tor, the atmosphere is so different, a vibrancy which did not exist in bygone days. Delhi 6 is located at the north east corner of Theodor-Wolf Park.

The majority of the Diners were outside. The Waiter gestured towards this seated area as I walked in just after 13.00. I said I would rather sit inside, only one other Diner has chosen this option. The Menu was brought, the Business Lunch was recorded but not read. Today was a Lamb Day, the options were studied. Too much Cream, too much Coconut was my initial thought. The Lamb Saag (€12.90) was considered, however, in Deutschland the tendency is to serve a mass of Creamy Spinach and omit – Masala – as such. Roghan Josh (€12.90) claimed the Lamb would be – slow infused – which was encouraging. Kewra Water, this should add something – Aromatic.

At Delhi 6, Mains come with Basmati Rice and a Salad, this justifies the €12.90. The Menu also says one can ask for meals to be served in the – Desi – style, this was most encouraging, so I did. A Sparkling Water (€1.90) completed the Order.

The Water came quickly, which in the rising Temperature was welcomed. Ah, only a 0.2l Bottle, disappointing, this would have to be eked out. Moments after the Sparkling Water was presented, a Karahi was placed on the table. My reaction to myself was – how can a Curry come this quick? – however, this was the Salad. Fooled me.

The Salad, with Dressing, was a good Palate Cleanser. The Roghan Josh came not that long afterwards.

The Rice was served in a Metal Pot, the size from which I have eaten many a Curry. The Quantity was Generous, without being to Excess. The Curry Pot seemed Massive. The contents were decanted, the Meat was into double figures, the Excess Masala was left in the Pot. As ever there was Capsicum, fortunately only a few pieces both Red and Green. Large pieces of Onion also dominated.

The Blended and Oily Masala was – Red – unnaturally so. If Cream has been added, this was no longer visible, here was another Red Rogan Josh, not the Creamy version served in so many venues currently across Europe. Once it had soaked into the Rice, the Lamb stood out. The Texture of the Meat was such that it was apparent that this had been cooked in a Masala for some time.

I asked for Desi, unfortunately he was not at home

From the start I sensed that something was not right. The Spice Level was approaching the non-existent, ironically, the Seasoning was OK. It was the Flavour, as – One Dimensional – as I have encountered. The Ginger Strips gave the only Diversity. I quickly realised that this – Solitary Flavour – in the Masala was not – Pleasant. The Source? I may never know. There was a slight familiarity, thankfully I have not encountered this often. It is possible the Onions were past their best. An over infusion of Kewra? The taste of Red Food Dye can destroy any Dish.

In what way could this Rogan Josh be considered to be – Desi? In whose – House – would this be served? This was far too – Soupy.  I was considering what was – not – in this Curry when the Waiter stopped by to ask the customary question.

It’s OK – I replied.

This he was not expecting. He came closer.

More spice? He offered.

It’s not just a case of – Spice – I told him, – the Curry has one Flavour, no Herbs…

He offered to change it, more than once. I could not eat another Curry, I was already halfway through this one, I had to persevere. I appreciate the sincerity of the offer.

No sooner had he departed when I spotted – Micro Pieces – of a Herb, obviously not enough to tilt the balance of Flavour. I finished the Meat and as much Rice as I could manage. A fair quantity of Masala was left, for The Hector, this was an Unpleasant Curry.

Another Waiter came to clear the table. He offered me a Drink, Coffee, on the house. I had to decline. Hector cannot drink Coffee except when there is a desire to enforce insomnia. Again, I appreciated the offer.

The Bill

€14.80 (£13.00). On any other day, this would have been a Fair Price.

The Aftermath

The Calling Card was given, the Curry-Heute Website shown, my – Curry Expertise – given Credence.

I told this second Waiter that I had not enjoyed their Roghan Josh. My problem with the Curry was outlined. You should ask your Chef what he is – Not – putting in. I listed – Coriander, Cumin, Cardamom, Cinnamon, Fenugreek.

That was not a Good Curry! – was my closing remark.

If any, or all of my listed Ingredients were present in this Roghan Josh, then their Flavours were being masked by whatever did not sit well on the Hector Palate.

I departed, acknowledging the Waiters, it was not their fault.

It is rare for The Hector to find a Curry to be such, the last time was in Glasgow, my home town. I wonder how Obsession of India are doing? Tomorrow is my last Lunchtime in Berlin. It will be back to Swera which impressed last year.

Later this afternoon at the Stone Brewery, Craig ordered – Jindia Pale Ale. We agreed it was horrible, and guess what? It tasted exactly the same as my Roghan Josh at Delhi 6!

Having registered my thoughts on a certain Social Medium, this reply was received from the management:

With all due respect, we apologize that you didn’t like the food and we would live to serve you again and would feel proud to change your mind. However, just because you are challenging the chef about ingredients, i would like to inform you as a chef (which I am sure you would be knowing being an expert) that talking about Indian kitchen and challenging ingredients in a dish could not be justified by any chef or an expert since being a chef we believe cook is an art and we just follow the principles and play with the spices on public demand, which I believe didn’t match your taste.
In any case we find it a failure at our side and that’s why the manager was asked to ask you the same day if we could change the dish upto your taste, however after customers  denial we couldnt do anything.
In anycase, we are open to your challenge and would love to challenge you too on your knowledge and expertise publicly on a public platform.
Thanks and regards

Saurabh Arya

Hector will be glad to make contact in advance of the next visit to Berlin. Appetite permitting, I could have accepted another Curry, but not this early in the day.

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Berlin – Shiwa – The Twelve Chairs

Hector is in Berlin, it would have been easier to come directly from Polska, however, that was not to be. The flight yesterday from Glasgow had to divert to Leipzig for fuel when both Berlin Airports were forced to close, a wee bit of rain. By the time I arrived in Berlin, meeting – The Company – became the priority, one Curry Opperchancity missed.

Today, it was a matter of finding somewhere along the line of the U6. Swera in Kreuzberg impressed last year. Nearby lies Shiwa (Großbeerenstraße 68, 10963 Berlin), today’s venue, well off the high street where Curry 36 was spilling on to the pavement..

Shiwa appeared to be closed given the shutters and graffiti, but a modest sign saying – Open – was enough to confirm otherwise. Shiwa is the most modest of venues, four tables, twelve chairs. Mein Host was at the counter, Hector would be The Lone Diner at 14.00.

The Menu was brought, as ever Chicken was dismissed, the Lamb Curry variations were studied, then I spotted – Ente – on the next page. Duck Curry, one does not have this often, it had to be. Ente Chili (€8.50) was ordered, this comes with Rice (or Bread) as is the European Way. Mein Host disappeared into the kitchen leaving me to record the scene. I did spot another Chap in the kitchen later, a two man operation.

I had not asked for – ohne Paprika – as I have learned to do in Deutschland, what a mistake to make. I studied the Menu again once my Ente Chili had arrived. Paprika was mentioned in very few of the Dishes, the descriptions typically included Tomato and Ginger. Here I had a plate of Duck in a Red Chilli Sauce with copious strips of Onion and Green Peppers. Ballast in the extreme.

For once, the Quantity of Rice was manageable, to mix or not to mix. By mixing the Masala into the Rice, a suitably – Dry Curry – was achieved. The Capsicum was easily rounded up and cast aside. The Masala was too Red and could easily have come from a jar. Surely not? One suspects that a Chilli Sauce was simply added to whatever Masala had been prepared. There was a Sweetness, a sense of Spice, the Seasoning was Fine. The Duck was Soft and required just the right amount of Chewing. The Duck was not Spiced and had no doubt just been introduced to the Masala.

Technically, this was a Poor Curry, in terms of the eating it was Quite Enjoyable. I managed to clear the plate, with the exception of that which should never have been there.

The Bill

€8.50. (£7.45) I was never offered a Drink.

The Aftermath

In my best Deutsch, I told Mein Host that I did not eat Capsicum and that none were mentioned in his Menu descriptions. The Calling Card was given, the Website shown. For The Lone Diner seeking a Quick Lunch, Shiwa is ideal.

And so back on to the U6, Alt Mariendorf is the end of the line. Here lies the site of an old gasworks. Today, it is the home of Stone Brewing.

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Oxford – Shezan – Indian and Balti Cuisine – Classic Curry

Hector and Marg are in Oxford for – The Holiday Weekend – with Lord Clive and Lady Maggie of Crawley. This Trip was conceived after WizzAir took bookings for Glasgow-Poznan, then cancelled the entire route. By this time, Flights to/from Europe were beyond what The Hector will pay. It is also why I why I flew back from Wroclaw yesterday. Just wait and see what happens on Tuesday, that is, if we get back to Glasgow tomorrow. British Airways are not having a good time. A forty minute delay at Glasgow yesterday before take-off, to be greeted with a forty five minute sit on the tarmac at Heathrow waiting for a Gate. Their IT Systems are down, Lord Clive is an – IT Expert – he tells me. I’m sure BA can afford him?

I have met many a person over the years who has been to Oxford.

Were you a cleaner? – has been my stock reply.

Lord Clive was once offered a place at – The Other – educational institution in Oxford, life took another course. We were here to see Oxford, and the best way to achieve this in the allotted time was to do – The Morse & Lewis Tour, so we did. Excellent it was too.

Once the effects of – Cream Tea – at The Grand Cafe – had worn off, it was time for Curry-Heute. Nowhere stood out in – Other Sources – as being – The Must Visit – venue, so Hector applied some – Empirical – Curry Geography.

Shezan (135 High St, Oxford OX1 4DN, England, UK) is a first floor venue which was spotted from the top floor of the Bus last night going back to the Travelodge. Curry Houses which are not at street level do not survive for long, I have observed over my many years, unless they are – Worthy. Given how difficult it was to get fed last night, I phoned ahead to ensure we could be taken at 21.15. This was confirmed.

Entering Shezan at 21.15, we were greeted by Mein Host who recognised the – Scottish Accent – from the telephone call, a – Friendly Welcome. Two tables were occupied, the place was quiet. Mein Host brought the Menu, he admitted to be being the – Author – so hoped we would enjoy what we would order. That Mein Host is Punjabi was also a bonus, the Source of Hector’s – Favoured Cuisine.

Maggie remarked:

I hope his food is as good as his manner.

The Menu highlighted – Mughlai Cuisine – therefore acknowledging influences from west of what is now India. What was most apparent was the brevity of the Menu. After the list of – House Specialities – one tends to find the normal – Household Favourites. All of the Mains at Shezan are concluded therefore to be – Special – and would be prepared – to order. Compare this to venues where the Curry arrives within moments of ordering, Ugh.

With no Lamb on-the-bone on offer, Kashmiri Keema Mutter (£9.95) would be Hector’s choice. With – Fenugreek – mentioned in the description, it had to be. Hector is in – Methi Withdrawal – presently. This was Clive’s choice also. With Keema it had to be Paratha (£3.95). Clive would negotiate a Keema Paratha despite not being on the Menu. A Stuffed Paratha (£4.25) or Keema Naan (£4.25) would be his fallbacks.

Marg stuck to the familiar Rogan Josh (£10.95) with Lemon Rice (£3.95). Cashew Nuts would be part of the Lemon Rice. Maggie, who tends to – over order – would limit herself this evening. The consequences of the Cream Tea? Shahjahani Korma (£9.75), that was it, no Rice, no Naan.

When Mein Host took the order, he said he would ask the Chef regarding the request for a Keema Naan, and took the Opperchancity to state that everything is cooked – Fresh – here. One would hope that the Breads have not come from the Supermarket down the road, which The Hector has experienced elsewhere. A large bottle of Sparkling Water (£4.25) and Tap Water completed the order.

We had time to take in the surroundings. The décor gave off the feeling of the Orient coupled with a fine English Dining Room, fitting for Oxford. New arrivals were served, their Drinks supplied, where was ours? Maggie eventually asked a Young Chap serving. A Warm Sparkling Water and a Jug of Water were brought, Ice required.

At 22.00 we were well ready for our Curry. Warm plates were set before us at 22.10 heralding the arrival of the Food.

The Parathas

Sometimes too large, sometimes too small, especially in England, these were ideal. The Plain Paratha was served – Whole – as I prefer. It was too Greasy to be Flaky, Layering was not evident either.

I don’t like this Paratha – remarked Marg when she took a piece – too doughy.

Clive received his Keema Paratha quartered, and was very happy with it. I never saw the interior and so cannot verify if it had Grains of Mince inside, or the dreaded pink – Donner-like – Meat. I hope it was the former, there was no Pinkness visible.

Kashmiri Keema Mutter

The Keema Mutter was presented in the standard Metal Pot. Oil was collecting, quite a lot of Oil, around the periphery of the Mince. The Pea content looked to be Sufficient. The contents were decidedly – Hot – in Temperature, a feature which always impresses. The Spice and Seasoning Levels were exactly what I seek. The Methi Blast hit immediately, this was a – Very Fine – Keema Mutter.

Across the table, Clive was first to unearth a piece of Potato, eventually I found two. Keema Mutter Aloo, Perfect!

Clive was initially restrained in his comments with a – Satisfactory. By the end, he was in a happier place.

Mince and Tatties, it’ll never catch on.

Taking the remnants of Marg’s Lemon Rice and mixing it in to the more Oily Base of my Keema Pot provided a markedly different Taste Experience. One should never order Rice with Keema, perhaps at Shezan, this could be the better option.

Rogan Josh

This was a Classic Indian Curry with copious Blended Masala. Crushed Garlic Cream Sauce – said the Menu. There was little evidence of – Cream. For most of my life, Rogan Josh has been a Tomato-laden Dish. In the last decade or so, Cream has become the dominant add in. This Rogan Josh was more – Traditional. Marg counted seven pieces of tender Lamb, each of which she had to halve, so a Decent Portion. I took a Soupçon of the Masala, oh yes!

Marg’s words:

The Masala was oily, not creamy. Very rich in Flavour.

Marg’s concern throughout her selection was finding the Cashew Nuts in her Lemon Rice.

It’s lemon Rice, not Cashew Nut Rice – I reminded her. Marg would have appreciated more Nuts.

Shahjahani Korma

Somebody had to order Chicken Korma. It is rare to see Maggie finish a Curry, by avoiding Ballast, she had no problem. As one who eschews Chicken Curry, this Korma appeared to have a Classic Korma Masala, though Maggie never mentioned – Coconut. Six pieces of Chicken were present – some large – remarked Maggie.

Not too sweet, lots of almonds – was Maggie’s verdict.

Overall, we had experienced Dishes which are familiar to us. The Flavours may well have been the feature which marks Shezan above – The Mainstream. Too often, Flavour is lost, one feels that the Curry here is served with thought.

Maggie: The food was as well mannered as the man.

The Bill

£62.70. This included a 10% Service Charge, so no Tip then.

The Aftermath

Mein Host was in discussion with other Diners and so we waited patiently for our turn. The Calling Card was presented,  conversation followed.

Mein Host apologised for the late arrival of the Water, his fault.

I expressed my pleasure, and the enjoyment of the Methi in particualr.

We use Dry Methi here – he informed me. 

What is Curry? – he asked.

Whatever you serve us – was my reply.

I described my favourite Karahi Gosht and acknowledged that this has its origins west of India. He expressed his displeasure at Menus which claim to be from one region and serve up Curry from far and wide, also challenging Curry Houses who have Menus which go on for page after page, even in India.

Don’t ask for Haggis one hundred miles south of Scotland.

Indeed, but Haggis is not all we have on Scottish Menus, thankfully.

If he could, Mein Host would minimise his Menu further.

A photograph of Mein Host with Hector was not forthcoming. Instead, Dear Reader, settle for Hector in front of a painting with a story. The story? Visit Shezan and Mein Host will tell you.

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Wroclaw – Buddha Lounge – Curry, Strangeness and Charm

As has been my custom over the last three days in Wroclaw, I announced my venue for Curry-Heute. It was only as I reached Buddha Lounge (ul. Rzeznicza 28/31, 50-130 Wroclaw, Polska) at 12.15 that I picked up Steve’s declaration to join The Hector. That I have now visited all of the current Curry Houses in Wroclaw and have chosen Buddha Lounge as the first venue to spend my Zloty in, twice, should say it all.

Steve had chosen a table mid-room, in what is quite an elaborate set-up, as much Bar-Lounge they would have you believe. I would have to see it to believe it. The Menus were provided, The Hector already knew what he was having, Europe’s most reliable, dedicated Curry Blog having provided the information.

Lamb Kadai (35 Zl) with Jeera Pulao (14 Zl) would once upon a time been a very cheap meal, no longer for those of us who are paid in Sterling. Steve spent a few moments studying his options, then out of the blue came Lamb Madras (38 Zl) and a Keema Naan ( 22 Zl). I suppose if he orders the same thing every time, then his comparisons are most valid. Sparkling Water (15 Zl) completed the order. Despite asking for two Bottles, our Waitress suggested one at a time. We humoured her.

It was only after this that Hector realised his omission. The Lamb Kadai clearly listed the – Dreaded Ballast – I would have to take what comes.

The Waitress brought the Sparkling Water:

Would you like me to pour your water?

We’re Big Boys, we can manage.

From this point, I knew we were going to have fun at Buddha Lounge.

Send in The Clowns

The Waitress brought the plates. After a few minutes we still had no Curry and the plates, cold, as provided. The Waitress was summoned, time for Steve to engage:

Could we have warm plates please?

It is not possible – was the unexpected reply.

We explained that putting Hot Food on a Cold Plate lessens the enjoyment, the last part of the Meal will be inedible by the time we get there. She understood, the plates were taken away. Who knows what was said through the hatch to the kitchen?

When Warm Plates eventually appeared, – Yay!

Lamb Kadai

This is when photos mislead. I had chosen Lamb Kadai based on my previous visit. Although I did not actually have this Dish, it was served with the Thickest and most Minimal of Masala of the various Dishes – The Company – had chosen. What is shown today may be commensurate, however, what was  in front of me today was difficult to see. The central part of Buddha Lounge was in virtual darkness, I could not see the detail.

The Lamb Kadai was arranged on top of the decanted Jeera Rice. There was enough Rice for two, another example of Euro-Waste. By this time I had realised the Capsicum was a Significant part of this Dish, both Red and Green. The Masala was Onion-rich also, Strips which were indistinguishable from the Peppers were part of the Vegetable Melange. In this light I had to go for it. I would pay the penalty for eating Capsicum later, they repeat, and dominate the usually Pleasant After-taste. At least the Capsicum was cooked to a Pulp which did help. Those I found, were discarded.

The Ginger Strips gave off most Flavour initially, there did not appear to be much in the way of Flavour in this Curry. The Spice Level was – Fine – however, the Seasoning was definitely – Under – which was restricting the full flow of Flavour. The occasional Cumin Seed from the Rice confirmed that The Hector Palate was not at fault. There was a lot of Lamb, this was a huge meal. The Tender Lamb tasted of – Lamb – a first this week. Things were looking up. Slowly, slowly, the Spice and Seasoning were more noticeable, this Lamb Kadai improved the more one ate, and a fair number of Capsicum Strips had been removed.

In the end I was left with half a portion of Rice and a pile of Capsicum. How many had I eaten?

*

*

Lamb Madras

Steve was positive from the start. He had what he wanted, no Capsicum here.

I had to inspect the Keema Naan. For me, it failed, looking too much like Donner Kebap than grains of Keema. Steve, however, was not put off:

Lovely – was his verdict.

As he ate more of the Lamb Madras he confirmed that his Curry needed more Seasoning. Note, Steve’s – Salt Tolerance – is well below mine.

Where the whole Naan and the contents of the metal bowl containing the Lamb Madras went to with such speed, puzzles. It was still two hours before my preferred eating time, however, such is the nature of this Trip, Brunch was required.

That was rare! – was Steve’s remark as he scraped the last traces of Masala from his plate with the final piece of Naan. He’ll be having this again, next time in Wroclaw.

The Bill

124.00 Zl. (£25.83) Another Waitress was given the task of securing payment.

Cash or card? The Poles appear surprised when one produces – Real Money – these days.

This Lady was also – Charming.

The Aftermath

I would leave you sixty roses, but I haven’t got the money to buy, so, so long.

It was not a long walk from Buddha Lounge to Doctor’s Bar, around the corner.

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Wroclaw – Thali Restauracja Indyjska – Euro Curry

Located across the Oder from Stare Miasto, the Old Town, lies another Wroclaw Curry House – Thali Restauracja Indyjska (Curie-Sklodowskiej 5, 50-381 Wroclaw). Given the distance from Hotel Sofia at Glowny, a taxi was taken across town. Hector was well ripped off.

Entering the Cafe-style premises just after 14.00 I was shown to a small table mid-room. The front of house was full, by the time I departed, each of the ten tables had been occupied at some point. Business was good.

There was a variety of Fish Dishes which almost tempted, however, as I appear to be eating only once per day on this trip, I thought Lamb would be the option to provide greater stability. Achari Mutton Curry (Zl 34) would hopefully have more flavour than the bland offering at Mango Mama yesterday. The Menu clearly stated that all main Courses would be accompanied by a choice of Rice, Naan or Roti. This is how it should be.

My first Small Bottle of Sparkling Water (Zl 5) did not last long, it’s amazing how Bier of an evening can make one so thirsty. The Young Waiter brought the Mutton Achari and a Generous portion of Rice. The Aroma from the Pickle was quite Powerful, hopes were raised. The Mutton was in double figures, the Masala appeared to be Excessive initially, but given the Quantity of the Meat this was not so. This was decidedly – Mutton – given the required chewing. The Meat gave off no Spice or Flavour, once again a scenario where Meat and Masala were strangers until very recently.

The Pickle content was not as strong as the Aroma suggested. There was something in this dish I could not identify. I encountered Green Cardamom and could clearly taste the Ginger Strips. The Blended Masala had a slight Creaminess.

Mein Host approached my table as I had seen him do to all. I was asked the customary question.  My reply:

Do you use Paste?

I had to ask, what I was eating could easily have come from a jar. I have sampled such Curry Sauces over the years, I could never tolerate them now, but this Curry was evocative.

Mein Host insisted that they make all their Dishes from scratch:

We make everything fresh, Onion, Cashew Nuts….

Ah, that’s what I’m tasting.

I ate on, as ever in Europe, there would be Rice wasted. How much Rice do they think people need?

This was very much a Mainstream European Curry, many Polish venues can do better than this. I should have had the – Fish.

The Bill

Zl 44.  (£9.15)  Decent Value for the quantity given.

The Aftermath

The Calling Card was given to the Young Waiter, Mein Host was on the phone. The website was shown.

So that completes the coverage of Curry Venues in Wroclaw, tomorrow I can return to what is clearly the Best Curry House in this City.

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Wroclaw – Mango Mama – We Have a Winner!

Three days in Wroclaw helping The Man from Bradford celebrate a significant birthday, an Opperchancity to visit the remaining Curry Houses. Mango Mama (Swietego Mikolaja 78, 50-126 Wroclaw, Polska) is one block away from Buddha Lounge which was visited last year, both venues are just off Rynek, the Main Square.

Arriving at 12.15, I took a small table as I expected to be dining alone. The Staff in front of house were all young girls which is rarely a good sign, what do they know about Indian Cuisine? Still, those encountered were all pleasant and helpful.

The Menu featured Standard Dishes and one standout – Punjabi Chole – (25.00 Zl). The Hector was not going to refuse a Punjabi Curry.

With Chicken or Lamb?

Lamb, please.

As is the custom in Europe, the Curry would come with Basmati which makes it very affordable. The first of two Bottles of Sparling Water (7.00 Zl) was ordered, Hector needed rehydrating.

A Lady sat at an adjacent table and ordered from the Lunchtime Menu. Her meal came in minutes, Chicken in the most Soupy of Masalas. I was hoping for better. With an equal portion of Curry and Rice but no plate, she had a bit of a struggle mixing the two.

Punjabi Chole

The Punjabi Chole looked – Superb – a Thick Masala, in no way Excessive and rich in Chickpeas (Chana/Chole). There was more Rice than I could ever eat. A Side of Grated Onion and Carrots accompanied. With Chunks of Tomato and Toppings of Ginger Strips and Fresh Coriander, I was set for a memorable meal. I had been given what was no more than a Side Plate from which to eat my Curry.

The Spice level was Moderate, the Seasoning lacking, this was the very definition of – Bland. That I could taste the Ginger, Carrots and not much else means that it was not The Hector Palate that was at fault. The Lamb, some of which was decidedly – Chewy – also offered no Flavour. This Curry was simply lacking. How could something that looked so good offer so little?

Howard arrived and sat opposite, start again.

I suggested the Kofta Dehradun (45.00 Zl) might be worth trying. As ever, Howard was happy to oblige, He ordered Still Water.

With bubbles?

No.

Howard had the pleasure of watching me eat whilst he waited for his meal, then the roles were reversed.

Kofta Dehradun

The Kofta Dehradun arrived in a Large Karahi. It was accompanied by Rice, what appeared to be a Puri, and a Side of chopped Tomato and Cucumber. This was a lot of food, the significantly higher charge may have been justified.

The appearance was decidedly – Meatballs in Soup.

The Meatball is excellent – remarked Howard as soon as he started. A piece of one of five Koftas came in my direction plus a Soupçon of Masala. Although thinner than the Punjabi Chole, the Masala still had a Decent Consistency, and decidedly more Flavour. The Kofta had an Earthy Flavour, Herb-rich. Howard has helped Curry-Heute over the years by having the Lesser Curry, today he was on a winner.

Potato and Egg were uncovered in the Masala, this was a Worthy Curry. The Bread was surplus to requirements, it turned out to be a very pale Naan. As ever, Howard had a few, well chosen words:

That was good mainstream Curry. The sauce had the right level of spice and seasoning. The standout was the meatballs which had excellent flavour. All it needed was a change in the proportions between the sauce, meatballs and potato. The cucumber and tomato added little, the Naan was bland.

The Bill

46.00 Zl  (£9.58) and 52.00 Zl  (£10.83) Having ordered separately, we were presented with two Bills. There was a strange system employed itemising all the component parts of our meals. Somehow the Punjabi Chole was 32.00 Zl, so maybe the Rice was not inclusive.

The Aftermath

There was a short walk along the banks of the Oder towards Hala Targowa – Craft Beer and Food. The Rickmeister and Company were ensconced, the food here was rated too.

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Manchester – Kabana – For the 22

For reasons that will become apparent later in the week, Hector is en route to Wroclaw. It was well cheaper to take a train to Manchester and fly from here than fly directly from Glasgow this afternoon. Such are the joys of time and a Senior Rail Card. Pensioners Discounts on flights?

The 09.06 arrived punctually at Picadilly at 12.30, at 12.42 I entered Kabana (22 Back Turner St., Northern Quarter, Manchester M4 1LQ England). I calculated I could get here and back to Picadilly by 13.30, my flight was at 15.25.  Walking is faster than the Tram.

Rizwan was seeing to a Delivery/Takeaway being boxed and going out the back door. As soon as he was free he greeted me with his usual Warm Welcome. This Monday Lunchtime there was only around a half dozen Diners already in situ, more would come.

The Board had – Lamb Karahi – top of the list, this was good enough for The Hector. Rice would accompany, best to take on as much Bulk as possible given the madness which may follow later.

The Bill

£6.30. Paid in advance, it’s a Curry Cafe.

The Lamb Karahi was photographed – naked – and then – as it should be. To be able to sprinkle as much Chopped Green Chillies and Fresh Coriander as one one wishes is always a treat. To the table….

My luggage was parked under the shelf from where one collects cutlery et al. I had to move the first central table to accommodate my modest frame, how do others cope? Just as well the place was not wedged, else we would all have been. This is all part of the flexible seating that Hector witnessed the unveiling of, back in January.

The Tall Stainless Water Jugs which were also introduced in January have survived. One has to take care, else catastrophe awaits, or a shower, whichever is the lesser. I had starved myself on the train down, time to get stuck in.

The Lamb was on-the-bone, I counted Double Figures below my Floral Canopy, enough, more than. The Masala by now appeared – Minimal – any excess having soaked into the Basmati. A Mountain of Rice, I would eat every grain. Even before I took in a Chilli, the Spice Level was – adequate -, with the Chillies, a suitable – Kick – was achieved. Ah, the Seasoning, absolutely – Spot on. The Tender Lamb having sat in the Masala had Flavour to give back, this was – Simple Curry – Superbly cooked. The Seasoning was all, through this the Distinctive Flavour that makes a Curry – Kabana – came through.

Rizwan sat with me through most of my visit, any other day he would have been far too busy. I had to compliment him on the Fayre. He asked about other discoveries. Ambala Deli Bar (Glasgow) was foremost in my mind being my last write-up. Their – Desi Handi – had to be mentioned as the most Distinctive Flavour I have discovered in the past year. Rizwan told me about a visit to a Curry House, he had to wait for the Food to be served, he could not cope with this, not the way of the Northern Quarter.

I had to mention the number of hits my photos of the Grand Re-opening of Kabana are getting on Google Maps. Rizwan says he sent a link of my Blog to all his friends and connections, I had the photographic coverage of the new layout.

The accommodation upstairs is now available I was informed. I think – The Company – will continue to stay at t’Travelodge. The – Saturday Opening – which was mentioned in January is still planned, as are later opening hours. Rizwan cannot be there all the time, so the atmosphere may change.

The last grains of Rice were scraped from under the – Bone Debris – it was time to depart. Hands were shaken. I do not foresee The Hector dining in Manchester again before the autumn.

The Aftermath

The 13.14 train to Manchester Airport was caught, Hector was ahead of schedule, just as well.

Security at Manchester Airport today was as tight as can be, and this is not the holiday season. Those who had not presented their – Large Electrical Items – on a separate tray, or displayed their – Liquids – in a self sealing, clear plastic bag, were being isolated. The number of bags to be inspected was somewhat OTT, could people not follow instructions, were they all first time flyers?  Or did Security know something? Hector missed Lockerbie and Milano Centrale by hours.

What are the chances of Curry in Wroclaw this week? There is at least one venue I have not been to.

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Glasgow – Ambala Deli Bar + The Return of Damo Suzuki (CAN)

First things first, Damo’s never ending World Tour was interrupted last year due to ill health, it is great to have him back, especially having lost fellow CAN member – Jaki Liebezeit earlier this year. One month after seeing Malcolm Mooney and Irmin Schmidt (CAN) at The Barbican in London, Damo Suzuki is in Glasgow. What’s more, Thurston Moore who performed with Malcolm Mooney is in Glasgow next month.

As is the custom in a Curry Blog, there was a visit to a Curry House pre-gig. Somehow two months have passed since I was last at Ambala Deli Bar (11 Forth St., Glasgow, Scotland, G41 2SP), I don’t get out much. The plan today was to sample the Fish Karahi (£9.99) and hopefully negotiate a  – Layered and Flaky – Paratha – (£2.70), not the – Crispy Biscuit – served in earlier visits.

Entering at 15.45, the table next to my preferred locus was occupied, it would have looked odd had I sat hard up against those who had clocked in earlier. Instead I chose – Table 13 – the smallest table in the room.

Having been recognised and acknowledged by two staff members as I entered, one brought the Menu. From the window booth behind me appeared Ahmed, Mein Host. A formal greeting ensued, he returned moments later to take my order.

We don’t put Capsicum in – Ahmed assured me when I raised the possibility of the Dreaded Ballast appearing in my Fish Karahi. I then described the two versions of Paratha I have been served at Ambala, the Chef would be instructed to serve a – Soft Paratha. It was after this exchange I noted that the Menu describes the Paratha as – Nice ‘n’ crispy. It must have been good fortune when I was first served – Layered and Flaky – as I like it.

Ahmed brought the Curry himself, still no sign of Naveed, I have not seen my original Waiter for months. I must ask, later. Realising how small Table 13 is, Ahmed suggested I move to a window booth, two of three were free.

The Fish Karahi was presented in a Bowl, not a Karahi. With Minimal Masala under the Ginger Strips and Fresh Coriander Toppings, this was a Mass of Fish, Masala Fish.

He tried to make it flaky – said Ahmed as he placed the flat board beside the Curry. Here indeed was a Layered and Flaky Paratha. Served in eight pieces, rather than the Whole which I prefer, this was indeed a Worthy Paratha. Butter-rich with a Balanced Level of Seasoning, this complemented the Fish Karahi. A Chap appeared beside me, a Chef, enquiring as to the efficacy of my Paratha. He informed me that most people prefer their Parathas to be – Crispy – but now that they know how I like mine, this can be accommodated. It pays to be known.

The Fish was served in Batter, something that always puzzles given that whenever I see Masala Fish on sale, it is never thus. Tomato was visible in the Masala Mash, was this another non-Onion-based Masala? It was difficult to tell. The Spice Level was – Fine -, the Seasoning not apparent. After my Salt Overdose in Bradford last week, the taste-buds have become somewhat diffident, a fear of the Salt Blast. Sadly, without – Seasoning – the other Flavours remain subdued. There was nothing – Distinctive – about this Fish Karahi.

Ahmed was back. Regular Readers will know that all Fish Curry in Curry-Heute has to be compared to the Indian Mango (München). I described the Fisch Chettinad served there, the most Minimal of Masala, the fact that it has evolved towards a Stir Fry. Ahmed was clear that without – Masala – there is no Karahi. Indeed, and Meat without Masala is a Kebap.

So, what did Hector have here today at Ambala? A Competent Fish Curry. It needed an infusion of – Flavour – from somewhere. The Ginger and Coriander provided some Diversity, this Karahi needed more. To suggest – Methi – is somewhat obvious. Smoked Chillies, however, in a Fish Curry does add a Distinctive Dimension. This is what I have been trying to encounter in Glasgow. Where Smoked Chillies are served, the Masala is Shorva. One day a Chef will indulge me.

In no way was this a – Bad Curry – it simply did not have that Something Special that would make me order it again. To do so would mean missing out on Ambala’s Lamb Karahi, or more significantly, their Handi Gosht. The Handi Gosht is among the most Distinctive Curry Dishes served in Glasgow, and beyond.

The Bill

£11.69. Is a Plain Paratha cheaper?

The Aftermath

I had to ask Ahmed if Naveed was still working here. Apparently he is still on vacation. Indeed.

Damo Suzuki

Howard had to collect his ticket, Hector was busy presenting his as Marg spotted Damo squeezing round to the other side of the desk. A one man band – was how Damo accounted for the fact that he himself was selling his merchandise before the gig, and after. We bought a random CD each, does it matter which one? They will all be similar, they will all be totally different, such is the nature of a Damo performance. Marg became the photographer, Howard secured a signed CD and his photo taken with the – CAN legend – on his first encounter. Now for some music.

There was a Support. Matthew Black and Raydale Dower (Tut Vu Vu). Three chaps took to the stage, punctually. The Saxophonist was later introduced as Joe Howe. Dower had an ARP keyboard which was used sparingly, he concentrated instead on his sound generators. Black started on Guitar then thankfully switched to Drums. Experimental Musik: it started as a Racket, Marg looked at me, our first Damo gig in Glasgow had a similar support. Unstructured to my ear, without harmony or rhythm; the first offering only developed when Black abandoned his Guitar and added some much needed rhythm, something for the audience to get a grip on.

That was called – The Decline of Magic – nobody knows that – announced Raydale Dower when the aural onslaught reached some sort of conclusion. There was more, it was bearable, a fourth band member would have permitted Guitar and Percussion simultaneously, then Matthew Black may have been appreciated more. Joe Howe sounded as if he had much more to offer, I shall retain his name in the memory banks.

At some time earlier today, Damo met up with a group of local musicians, had a jam, enough rehearsal. Let’s play.

The Drum kit was altered slightly, new cymbals. A second smaller kit was set up beside it. Another Electronic Box with an integrated Keyboard was behind the speaker stack in front of us. This confirmed that the Musicians playing behind Damo would not be the Support. Indeed, the poster gave clues to who would be his – Sound Carriers – this evening. This was quite a list:

Happy Meals, Gummy Stumps, Breakfast Muff, Sean Armstrong Trio, The Cosmic Dead, First Temple of the Atom – all household names, not. Six bands, six musicians would take to the stage along with Damo. Guitar, Bass and Drums were a comforting sight after what had come before. A Clarinet too. And so it began.

It’s all about the Drummer listening to Damo, taking the pace and rhythm from the Vocals and setting the Band in motion. Damo, a mere 67 years old, hugs the microphone centre stage, and basically starts a Vocal Rant, he has being doing this all his life. In 1970 he was found in München busking on the streets by Holger Czukay. The very same night he performed with – CAN – so it goes.

The Vocals are repetitive, at times intelligible, there are no songs, though CDs do exist of re-imaginations of – CAN – tracks. The Drummer was excellent and did his job. The Girl on Bass held the rhythm also, at times going on runs which Holger Czuakay would be proud of. Sonically, there was the Clarinet, at times indistinguishable from the Keyboards/Electronics. Between them they added some – Colour – to the driving rhythms. The second Drummer/Percussionist looked to be Japanese, was he on tour with Damo? Then there was the Guitarist.

Barefoot on stage, a la Steven Wilson, I suppose he did his best. He appeared to be competent, but offered little. With his back to the audience for much of the gig, he may have been searching for controlled feedback. One anticipated that when a – groove – was well developed, he would go for it, alas not. The safe option was maintained throughout the set, the Guitar may as well have been missing.

There was no point stopping just to start again, the Drummer followed Damo’s lead and kicked off on new ventures. After nearly an hour, Damo looked up – Goodnight. That was it. Bier o’clock.  Howard expected a three hour Set, our bodies could not have stood that long.

(There was no light show to speak of, hence the new Sony was incapable of capturing the Band during their performance at a level which would do them justice.)

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