Manchester – Kabana – For the 22

For reasons that will become apparent later in the week, Hector is en route to Wroclaw. It was well cheaper to take a train to Manchester and fly from here than fly directly from Glasgow this afternoon. Such are the joys of time and a Senior Rail Card. Pensioners Discounts on flights?

The 09.06 arrived punctually at Picadilly at 12.30, at 12.42 I entered Kabana (22 Back Turner St., Northern Quarter, Manchester M4 1LQ England). I calculated I could get here and back to Picadilly by 13.30, my flight was at 15.25.  Walking is faster than the Tram.

Rizwan was seeing to a Delivery/Takeaway being boxed and going out the back door. As soon as he was free he greeted me with his usual Warm Welcome. This Monday Lunchtime there was only around a half dozen Diners already in situ, more would come.

The Board had – Lamb Karahi – top of the list, this was good enough for The Hector. Rice would accompany, best to take on as much Bulk as possible given the madness which may follow later.

The Bill

£6.30. Paid in advance, it’s a Curry Cafe.

The Lamb Karahi was photographed – naked – and then – as it should be. To be able to sprinkle as much Chopped Green Chillies and Fresh Coriander as one one wishes is always a treat. To the table….

My luggage was parked under the shelf from where one collects cutlery et al. I had to move the first central table to accommodate my modest frame, how do others cope? Just as well the place was not wedged, else we would all have been. This is all part of the flexible seating that Hector witnessed the unveiling of, back in January.

The Tall Stainless Water Jugs which were also introduced in January have survived. One has to take care, else catastrophe awaits, or a shower, whichever is the lesser. I had starved myself on the train down, time to get stuck in.

The Lamb was on-the-bone, I counted Double Figures below my Floral Canopy, enough, more than. The Masala by now appeared – Minimal – any excess having soaked into the Basmati. A Mountain of Rice, I would eat every grain. Even before I took in a Chilli, the Spice Level was – adequate -, with the Chillies, a suitable – Kick – was achieved. Ah, the Seasoning, absolutely – Spot on. The Tender Lamb having sat in the Masala had Flavour to give back, this was – Simple Curry – Superbly cooked. The Seasoning was all, through this the Distinctive Flavour that makes a Curry – Kabana – came through.

Rizwan sat with me through most of my visit, any other day he would have been far too busy. I had to compliment him on the Fayre. He asked about other discoveries. Ambala Deli Bar (Glasgow) was foremost in my mind being my last write-up. Their – Desi Handi – had to be mentioned as the most Distinctive Flavour I have discovered in the past year. Rizwan told me about a visit to a Curry House, he had to wait for the Food to be served, he could not cope with this, not the way of the Northern Quarter.

I had to mention the number of hits my photos of the Grand Re-opening of Kabana are getting on Google Maps. Rizwan says he sent a link of my Blog to all his friends and connections, I had the photographic coverage of the new layout.

The accommodation upstairs is now available I was informed. I think – The Company – will continue to stay at t’Travelodge. The – Saturday Opening – which was mentioned in January is still planned, as are later opening hours. Rizwan cannot be there all the time, so the atmosphere may change.

The last grains of Rice were scraped from under the – Bone Debris – it was time to depart. Hands were shaken. I do not foresee The Hector dining in Manchester again before the autumn.

The Aftermath

The 13.14 train to Manchester Airport was caught, Hector was ahead of schedule, just as well.

Security at Manchester Airport today was as tight as can be, and this is not the holiday season. Those who had not presented their – Large Electrical Items – on a separate tray, or displayed their – Liquids – in a self sealing, clear plastic bag, were being isolated. The number of bags to be inspected was somewhat OTT, could people not follow instructions, were they all first time flyers?  Or did Security know something? Hector missed Lockerbie and Milano Centrale by hours.

What are the chances of Curry in Wroclaw this week? There is at least one venue I have not been to.

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Glasgow – Ambala Deli Bar + The Return of Damo Suzuki (CAN)

First things first, Damo’s never ending World Tour was interrupted last year due to ill health, it is great to have him back, especially having lost fellow CAN member – Jaki Liebezeit earlier this year. One month after seeing Malcolm Mooney and Irmin Schmidt (CAN) at The Barbican in London, Damo Suzuki is in Glasgow. What’s more, Thurston Moore who performed with Malcolm Mooney is in Glasgow next month.

As is the custom in a Curry Blog, there was a visit to a Curry House pre-gig. Somehow two months have passed since I was last at Ambala Deli Bar (11 Forth St., Glasgow, Scotland, G41 2SP), I don’t get out much. The plan today was to sample the Fish Karahi (£9.99) and hopefully negotiate a  – Layered and Flaky – Paratha – (£2.70), not the – Crispy Biscuit – served in earlier visits.

Entering at 15.45, the table next to my preferred locus was occupied, it would have looked odd had I sat hard up against those who had clocked in earlier. Instead I chose – Table 13 – the smallest table in the room.

Having been recognised and acknowledged by two staff members as I entered, one brought the Menu. From the window booth behind me appeared Ahmed, Mein Host. A formal greeting ensued, he returned moments later to take my order.

We don’t put Capsicum in – Ahmed assured me when I raised the possibility of the Dreaded Ballast appearing in my Fish Karahi. I then described the two versions of Paratha I have been served at Ambala, the Chef would be instructed to serve a – Soft Paratha. It was after this exchange I noted that the Menu describes the Paratha as – Nice ‘n’ crispy. It must have been good fortune when I was first served – Layered and Flaky – as I like it.

Ahmed brought the Curry himself, still no sign of Naveed, I have not seen my original Waiter for months. I must ask, later. Realising how small Table 13 is, Ahmed suggested I move to a window booth, two of three were free.

The Fish Karahi was presented in a Bowl, not a Karahi. With Minimal Masala under the Ginger Strips and Fresh Coriander Toppings, this was a Mass of Fish, Masala Fish.

He tried to make it flaky – said Ahmed as he placed the flat board beside the Curry. Here indeed was a Layered and Flaky Paratha. Served in eight pieces, rather than the Whole which I prefer, this was indeed a Worthy Paratha. Butter-rich with a Balanced Level of Seasoning, this complemented the Fish Karahi. A Chap appeared beside me, a Chef, enquiring as to the efficacy of my Paratha. He informed me that most people prefer their Parathas to be – Crispy – but now that they know how I like mine, this can be accommodated. It pays to be known.

The Fish was served in Batter, something that always puzzles given that whenever I see Masala Fish on sale, it is never thus. Tomato was visible in the Masala Mash, was this another non-Onion-based Masala? It was difficult to tell. The Spice Level was – Fine -, the Seasoning not apparent. After my Salt Overdose in Bradford last week, the taste-buds have become somewhat diffident, a fear of the Salt Blast. Sadly, without – Seasoning – the other Flavours remain subdued. There was nothing – Distinctive – about this Fish Karahi.

Ahmed was back. Regular Readers will know that all Fish Curry in Curry-Heute has to be compared to the Indian Mango (München). I described the Fisch Chettinad served there, the most Minimal of Masala, the fact that it has evolved towards a Stir Fry. Ahmed was clear that without – Masala – there is no Karahi. Indeed, and Meat without Masala is a Kebap.

So, what did Hector have here today at Ambala? A Competent Fish Curry. It needed an infusion of – Flavour – from somewhere. The Ginger and Coriander provided some Diversity, this Karahi needed more. To suggest – Methi – is somewhat obvious. Smoked Chillies, however, in a Fish Curry does add a Distinctive Dimension. This is what I have been trying to encounter in Glasgow. Where Smoked Chillies are served, the Masala is Shorva. One day a Chef will indulge me.

In no way was this a – Bad Curry – it simply did not have that Something Special that would make me order it again. To do so would mean missing out on Ambala’s Lamb Karahi, or more significantly, their Handi Gosht. The Handi Gosht is among the most Distinctive Curry Dishes served in Glasgow, and beyond.

The Bill

£11.69. Is a Plain Paratha cheaper?

The Aftermath

I had to ask Ahmed if Naveed was still working here. Apparently he is still on vacation. Indeed.

Damo Suzuki

Howard had to collect his ticket, Hector was busy presenting his as Marg spotted Damo squeezing round to the other side of the desk. A one man band – was how Damo accounted for the fact that he himself was selling his merchandise before the gig, and after. We bought a random CD each, does it matter which one? They will all be similar, they will all be totally different, such is the nature of a Damo performance. Marg became the photographer, Howard secured a signed CD and his photo taken with the – CAN legend – on his first encounter. Now for some music.

There was a Support. Matthew Black and Raydale Dower (Tut Vu Vu). Three chaps took to the stage, punctually. The Saxophonist was later introduced as Joe Howe. Dower had an ARP keyboard which was used sparingly, he concentrated instead on his sound generators. Black started on Guitar then thankfully switched to Drums. Experimental Musik: it started as a Racket, Marg looked at me, our first Damo gig in Glasgow had a similar support. Unstructured to my ear, without harmony or rhythm; the first offering only developed when Black abandoned his Guitar and added some much needed rhythm, something for the audience to get a grip on.

That was called – The Decline of Magic – nobody knows that – announced Raydale Dower when the aural onslaught reached some sort of conclusion. There was more, it was bearable, a fourth band member would have permitted Guitar and Percussion simultaneously, then Matthew Black may have been appreciated more. Joe Howe sounded as if he had much more to offer, I shall retain his name in the memory banks.

At some time earlier today, Damo met up with a group of local musicians, had a jam, enough rehearsal. Let’s play.

The Drum kit was altered slightly, new cymbals. A second smaller kit was set up beside it. Another Electronic Box with an integrated Keyboard was behind the speaker stack in front of us. This confirmed that the Musicians playing behind Damo would not be the Support. Indeed, the poster gave clues to who would be his – Sound Carriers – this evening. This was quite a list:

Happy Meals, Gummy Stumps, Breakfast Muff, Sean Armstrong Trio, The Cosmic Dead, First Temple of the Atom – all household names, not. Six bands, six musicians would take to the stage along with Damo. Guitar, Bass and Drums were a comforting sight after what had come before. A Clarinet too. And so it began.

It’s all about the Drummer listening to Damo, taking the pace and rhythm from the Vocals and setting the Band in motion. Damo, a mere 67 years old, hugs the microphone centre stage, and basically starts a Vocal Rant, he has being doing this all his life. In 1970 he was found in München busking on the streets by Holger Czukay. The very same night he performed with – CAN – so it goes.

The Vocals are repetitive, at times intelligible, there are no songs, though CDs do exist of re-imaginations of – CAN – tracks. The Drummer was excellent and did his job. The Girl on Bass held the rhythm also, at times going on runs which Holger Czuakay would be proud of. Sonically, there was the Clarinet, at times indistinguishable from the Keyboards/Electronics. Between them they added some – Colour – to the driving rhythms. The second Drummer/Percussionist looked to be Japanese, was he on tour with Damo? Then there was the Guitarist.

Barefoot on stage, a la Steven Wilson, I suppose he did his best. He appeared to be competent, but offered little. With his back to the audience for much of the gig, he may have been searching for controlled feedback. One anticipated that when a – groove – was well developed, he would go for it, alas not. The safe option was maintained throughout the set, the Guitar may as well have been missing.

There was no point stopping just to start again, the Drummer followed Damo’s lead and kicked off on new ventures. After nearly an hour, Damo looked up – Goodnight. That was it. Bier o’clock.  Howard expected a three hour Set, our bodies could not have stood that long.

(There was no light show to speak of, hence the new Sony was incapable of capturing the Band during their performance at a level which would do them justice.)

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Glasgow – Lasani Grill – Lunch with Mother, Steve Hackett with Marg

After the fortnightly shop with The Mother of Hector, it was time for Curry-Heute. Lasani Grill (223-225 Allison street, Glasgow, G42 8RU) was the chosen Curry House. I must keep my face known at the various Southside Venues.

Chef Habib was out front, not dressed in his usual Black Chef’s Costume, his appearance was quite different. The Display included Aloo Gosht, just what was required. I asked the Young Chap serving for two portions, a Chapatti and one portion of Vegetable Rice. Biryani was on display, but he looked puzzled by my request. Chef Habib nodded, all was well.

No Capsicum – was my caveat.

We were warned that the floor in the seating area was wet, the smell from the cleaning liquid was quite pungent. I feared this may affect the taste-buds.

As is the custom at Lasani Grill, an Impressive Salad was issued before the Main Event. Mother took the Greens, I concentrated on the Pickled Chillies and the Black Olives. The accompanying Raita stayed on my side of the table.

Are you still The Chef? I asked Chef Habib as he brought the Curry. There was no sign of Khalid or Saeed, one was on holiday. Today was very much Chef Habib’s show.

The Aloo Gosht was presented in a single Large Karahi, perfect for sharing, it meant a Mother Portion and a Hector Portion could be served with ease. The Vegetable Rice was more than enough for two, Mother can only eat a small amount of Rice. With Carrots, Peas, Onion, Potatoes and Capsicum (!), the Vegetable Rice was a meal in itself. Indeed, Mother was getting stuck into the Rice whilst I completed the photos. The Capsicum was easily removed, thankfully.

The Chapatti was ordered as insurance, it was hardly needed, but as ever proved useful to dip into the blended Shorva-Masala. The Spice level and Seasoning seemed to be Moderate at the start, however, the Spice hit home as we ate. We had Curry.

Ten Large Pieces of Tender Lamb, the majority on-the-bone, were accompanied by a similar count of Potato, we had a lot of Curry before us.

The Dining Area started to fill up. Such is the cosmopolitan nature of Govanhill, we were joined by Chaps of varying nationalities. We had a veritable League of Nations present today. I have never seen Lasani Grill so busy, the Takeaway business was in full swing also.

Mother tackled the Lamb with her knife and fork. I told her this was why we had the Chapatti as I lifted a Mass of Meat to my my mouth. This may well be the first Curry that Mother has experienced with such a pronounced bone content. I wondered if she would cope, it was not a problem she assured me. Karahi Palace here we come!

The Flavour was familiar, Chef Habib was once of Yadgar on the parallel street. Cinnamon-rich Yadgar – was the overall Taste Experience, one cannot praise higher than that.

I’ve had better – was Mother’s critical comment. It’s alright.

Mother is becoming fussy, today was her treat, she can be as critical as she likes.

Perhaps it is time to take her back to Yadgar?

The Bill

£18.45. No itemisation was possible today.

The Aftermath

Khalid was now on the premises, we shook hands. Lasani Grill is still worth the visit, though the Karahi Dishes are best ordered in advance..

Steve Hackett – Genesis Revisited with Classic Hackett

The line up this evening at the – Glasgow Royal Concert Hall – was Steve Hackett of course on guitars, accompanied by Roger King (vocals, keyboards), Gary O’Toole (vocals, drums/percussion), Rob Townsend (vocals, saxes, flutes, percussion), Nick Beggs (vocals, bass, twelve string). Nick Beggs, whom I have seen playing with Steven Wilson in the past year, was resplendent in his – kilt. It is Nick who we have to thank for the revitalisation of Steve Hackett according to his own website. For years Steve Hackett would come to Glasgow and play the smaller venues such as – The Ferry. It was Nick who put the idea for Genesis Revisited II and touring with a guest vocalist to perform the classic Genesis songs. Steve may able to sing his own material, he could never handle the Gabriel/Collins vocal parts.

The Genesis material aside, my music collection has three Steve Hackett albums out of a possible thirty something. Last time, Wolflight was the featured album, this evening it was the recently released – The Night Siren – which features strong Middle Eastern sounds a la Kashmir: – In the Skeleton Gallery – and – Behind the Smoke – were both played and strangely, nothing from Wolflight. A friend saw this Tour in Manchester recently, I asked if Shadow of The Hierophant was performed, apparently not. Tonight the first act ended with the instrumental sequence, of this should have been a Genesis song, building to its crescendo; an excellent link to what would follow in Act II. As ever, Steve sat down to play acoustic guitar, Nick sat on the floor to play the Bass Pedals for Shadow of The Hierophant. Yes, I love this track and also have a continuing fascination with Bass. The Set-list as posted elsewhere:

Act I – Steve Hackett solo material

Every Day (Spectral Mornings)

El Nino (The Night Siren)

The Steppes (Defector)

In the Skeleton Gallery (The Night Siren)

Behind The Smoke (The Night Siren)

Serpentine Song (To Watch The Storms)

Rise again (Darktown)

Shadow of the Hierophant (Voyage of The Acolyte)

Nad Sylvan came on stage in Act II to provide the Gabriel/Collins vocals, though Gary O’Toole handled the vocals for – Blood on the Rooftops – on his own from behind the drum-kit, very Phil Collins. How can a man play an entire set in a suit, collar and tie?  Firth of Fifth gave the spotlight to Roger King until the latter part where Steve’s guitar soared. Rob Townsend is a man of many instruments. A key feature of the Genesis material is that his Soprano Sax played the parts which would have been Moog back in the day.

Being in possession of most of the Genesis albums, it was surprising to hear – Inside and Out -, a track from – Spot The Pigeon – an EP I had never heard of. We were spared Match of the Day, it isn’t, is it? No – Supper’s Ready – this evening, this made way for five tracks from – Wind & Wuthering – which is forty years old this year; the last Genesis studio album to feature Steve Hackett.

There was a change of Gibson Les Paul early in the set, the guitar which we were told once belonged to – Gary Moore – went out of tune. Unlike three years ago when the set was all Genesis songs, the Concert Hall was not a sell-out tonight, the rear-upper seats were empty. Maybe Nick Beggs knows how to fill a venue?

Act II Genesis

Eleventh Earl of Mar (Wind & Wuthering)

One for the Vine (Wind & Wuthering)

Blood on the Rooftops (Wind & Wuthering)

In That Quiet Earth (Wind & Wuthering)

Afterglow (Wind & Wuthering)

Dance on a Volcano (Trick of the Tail)

Inside and Out (Spot The Pigeon)

Firth of Fifth (Selling England by the Pound)

The Musical Box (Nursery Crime)

Slogans (Defector)

Los Endos (Trick of the Tail)

 

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Glasgow – Karahi Palace – The Usual

After the intensity of Curry consumed in Bradford this week, Hector was hoping to slip home after the monthly trip to the Staggs (Musselburgh). However, The Rule of Curry kicked in. Mags suggested a visit to the Karahi Palace (51 – 53 Nelson Street, Glasgow, G5 8DZ) as is our norm. It had to be.

As I took my customary exterior photo @20.30, Ayaz, Mein Host, waved from his spot behind the counter. We entered the empty premises and took the preferred table. No Menu, No Discussion, Ayaz recited what we would have. Two Chapattis (70p) was my only contribution to the Order: Lamb Karahi (£7.90) and Aloo Gosht (£6.50).

A Jug of Water was provided along with the Modest Salad. Mags was willing to use the Downstairs Facility, Ayaz sent her upstairs. An Opperchancity to discuss Ramadan which will be upon us soon. I have never come to Karahi Palace during this time, I was told they will be busy and a Buffet will be set out upstairs. Tempting.

Whilst we waited, the TV was showing an annual ritual involving dubious music from around Europe. Qaiser, who had just returned from a delivery, brought the Curry.

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Lamb Karahi

There was an attempt to make a video on the new Sony in addition to the normal stills, not tonight. Hot and Sizzling, the way it comes at Karahi Palace, here we go again.

The Masala was so different from that seen in Bradford, no blending here, this was the Real Deal. With the Heat and the Spice totally – in your face – care was taken not to overdose on the Chubby Fresh Green Chillies. The Toppings are Magnificent, the now common Ginger Strips present too.

After the Shahi Kofta at the International (Bradford) which made me take stock of – Seasoning Levels -, this was how it should be, no Erlangen influence here.

Lamb Chops and more were present in the Karahi, Tender as ever. The Flavour from the Meat and the Masala was everything I have come to expect at this venue. The Masala, rich in Tomato and Herbs, so different from The Bradford Curry, yet the origins must be similar. The Oily residue collecting at the base of the Karahi was dipped with the Chapatti – Wow! To think I nearly passed on this.

Aloo Gosht

The Potato content looked to be quite Substantial this evening.

It’s on the bone – remarked Mags.

I reminded her that all Lamb Dishes have been served this way since the New Menu was published.

Too good to talk, it’s lovely actually. Cue a song.

Sometimes, Mags eats half and takes the rest home, not tonight. We both finished all that had been set before us. Ah yes, the Baker in Musselburgh was closed this afternoon.

The Bill

£16.00. Ayaz rounded up by 20p.

The Aftermath

Rashid was summoned to the counter. He had to be congratulated, this was Wonderful Curry.

It was still partially light as we departed, not a good time of year to fast.

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Queensbury (Bradford) – Sarina’s – More Mutton Handi

The final day of The Bradford Trip is essentially a day out in Halifax, a town which is now considered to be a must-visit. On the boundary between Bradford and Halifax is Queensbury, home of Sarina’s (25 High St., Queensbury, Bradford BD13 2PE). Since Sarina herself introduced Hector to her astonishing Mutton Handi on-the-bone, back in January, this venue has also be added to the must-do list.

The Mutton Handi was ordered in advance, a requirement as this Superb Dish is not available every day. Ricky, Dr. Stan, Mick and Hector met at Bradford Interchange for 11.30. The regular Bus 576 took us to Queensbury, passing many Curry Houses on the Great Horton Rd. which Hector has yet to explore.

At 11.50, Sarina was mid room, Hector received the customary hug. Each of my Fellow Diners was similarly greeted, Mick was somewhat taken aback, his first visit. Lorraine was on duty today, Marg and Hector missed her last time, she does not work on Saturdays, it was also on that visit that we verified that Sarina’s is open on Saturdays.

Where’s your good Lady? – asked Lorraine.

She has this thing called work – was my reply.

It was agreed that we would all have Shami Kebab (£2.85) served with Raita and a Desi Sauce. Eleven Chapattis (£0.50) would accompany the Mutton Handi (£7.50). Hector knows that two Bradford-style Chapattis are his limit, three for everyone else.

Shami Kebab can be served with the Texture of a Burger or Pâté, I have a preference for the former as is served at Sarina’s. Four Hungry Chaps demolished each pair of Kebabs in no time at all.

Crispy, Spicy, Tasty, Perfect – were words uttered around the table.

Four plates preceded the arrival of the Mutton Handi. Lorraine then brought the Main Event. My intention was to eat from the bowl, however, when Sarina came out with a fifth bowl containing a Dark Daal, it was necessary to decant. It was then I realised just how Large the Portion of Handi actually is. I had previously considered the Portions here to be a bit on the Small side, no more. With a share of the Mysterious Daal placed beside the mass of Meat, this was a Decent Portion.

Sarina was keen to establish what we thought of her Daal.

I haven’t got there yet – was Hector’s reply. I said this on my last visit also.

The Daal was made from Black Lentils. The Dish was reminiscent of Daal Makhani, but without the Creaminess. A very Earthy Flavour emanated from this momentary distraction.

Mutton Handi

The Seasoning hit first, this was a properly Seasoned Curry, unlike the excess of the Shahi Kofta served at the International yesterday. The most Tender of Mutton came off the bone with ease, so much Flavour from this. The Masala was Unbelievable, more Plentiful than I have been served in other Bradford venues this week, there was loads to mop up with the Chapattis. How much Flavour was there? Enough to confirm on the third encounter of this Dish, it must be one of the Best Curry Dishes served anywhere.

Mmmmm – said Dr. Stan. Excellent, as usual. Very tasty.

Very … – said Mick. Reminiscent of the old tradition of Curry when I first moved to Bradford.

It were alright, not as good as the other night – was Ricky’s contribution. Every Curry he has will now be compared to his not-so-salty Shahi Kofta served at the International.

It was a bit Achari I thought – he added.

We know Sarina makes her own Pickle, perhaps some was added?

Lorraine asked – Is it OK?

If was only OK, we would not be here – was Hector’s reply.

There is a range of Curry Dishes served here, given that my visits will always be limited, it will have to be the Mutton Handi, until Sarina advises me otherwise.  Marg and Hector will be driving along the M62 in July, there could be another Lunchtime visit.

The Bill

£46.90. That’s what I made it too.

The Aftermath

An hour or so later at The Victoria Bar in Halifax, Ricky came to terms with his Curry-Heute:

That Curry were good.

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Bradford – International – The Hector and Shahi Kofta

Two hours were spent this morning trying to secure tickets for Steven Wilson in Poznan next February. Time will tell if I have been successful. Pre-sales, ticket agents, at least in Europe one only pays face value plus delivery.

The result was Hector was not out for Brunch until well after Noon. Arriving at the International (40-42 Morley Street, Bradford, BD7 1BA), I was not surprised to see so many tables occupied. Mein Host greeted me from his spot behind the counter, as he does everyone. A staff member having lunch also raised his head in acknowledgement. It is some forty hours since Hector was last here.

No Poppadoms – I said to the Waiter as he showed me to a small table at the foot of the stairs. He brought the Menu, my choice was already made – Shahi Kofta (£8.00), the Dish which The Man from Bradford has declared as his Favourite Curry, presently.

Spicy Medium was the agreed Level. The Inclusive Three Chapattis would accompany. The Bottle of Tap Water was devoured, the temperature has risen markedly since yesterday.

The Waiter returned to verify I wished the Egg to be added, this was confirmed.

Hamburger Curry

The same Pyrex Dish that I saw on Monday evening was presented. Five Flat Patties, the Kofta, were accompanied by Bradford-small cut Lamb. Ricky had remarked on Monday that he did not have much Lamb in his Shahi Kofta, today the Meat count was well into double figures. Atop all this was Egg which was somewhere between Scrambled and Fried. Presumably this had been stirred in at the point of serving. Where the Egg had met the Oil it had started to – Fry – else it – Scrambled.

Tomato was very much a feature of the Masala. Egg and Masala proved to be a worthy combination, Oily Egg was a new dimension. The Lamb, which may have been Tikka as described on the Menu, gave The Bradford Curry Blast. The more Lamb I ate, the more Lamb I found. The Kofta had to be cut into four in order to accommodate the bits of Chapatti. I realised that this was a huge amount of Curry to be eating at Lunchtime.

Is Bradford twinned with Erlangen?

The Herb-rich Kofta were very well Seasoned and well cooked, to the edge of being burnt. The Flavour from these was Immense, initially. As I ate on so the Seasoning proved to be too much. This is the man who always wishes his Food to be Well Seasoned, this Curry was a spoonful of Salt too far. Not since The Curry House in Erlangen have I tasted a Curry this Salty. The Chef there has toned it down a little since I pointed this out.

The Lamb, the Egg and the Masala gave relief, the Oily residue collecting on the base of the dish was another source of Flavour. There was still much to enjoy, too much. When the final Kofta stared up at me, I wondered if I was staring back at defeat. Somehow I found the determination to finish the lot. A truly Immense Curry, one I should recreate. This means I will now have to post my Recipe for Kofta.

The Bill

£8.90. Why?

The Aftermath

The Man from Bradford insisted that an evening Chef would have prepared the Shahi Kofta differently, no doubt.

The Salty Chef – remarked The Bradford Curry Blogger on a certain Social Medium.

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Greengates (Bradford) – bhajis n beer – A Place To Dine

After the Saltiest Curry consumed in recent years, there was the quaffing of some Ale in Shipley, Idle and latterly Greengates where The Cracker Barrel has recently opened. The Rickmeister’s Grand Plan for today was to end up at – bhajis n beer (Unit 7&8 New Line Retail Park, Greengates, Bradford BD10 9AP), perhaps the first Bradford Curry House I have been in for twenty years which sells alcohol.

Having studied the – bhajis n beer – website before travelling, I had a mental picture of what to expect. How wrong could one be? Located on a Verandah, upstairs in a Shopping Unit, we entered a room with all the places set formally. This is very much a place – To Dine – not the Beer n Snacks I had been led to believe.

The two Staff members greeted us from behind the Bar as we entered. The Chap would take care of Drinks, the Lady the Food Order, all very Pukkah. The table setting had the Menu printed as I had previously seen. The Chap brought the Bier List, I let Dr. Stan and Ricky study this whilst I took care of securing my photographic record.

Poppadoms (75p) and a Pickle Tray (£2.50) which the Menu said had eight varieties and would served two to four people, were declined. We were not falling for that. £7.00 on The Bill before we start?

Brooklyn East IPA (Brooklyn Brewery, New York, USA) at 6.7% appeared to be the Optimal Bier choice. At £4.50 for a 330ml Bottle, we would only be having one. Two Lagers were available on Tap. A large open fridge had a display of the available Bier, an Eclectic Array.

The pricing system for the Food was simple. All Main Courses are £8.00, all Sides are £2.00. We knew before we started therefore that we would be paying £14.50 each, a third of this being for the Bier; this is not our Norm. A Takeaway Menu was on display at the adjacent table. This informed us that – bhajis n beer – opened on July 11, 2016. As one would expect, Takeaway Prices are appreciably lower than Dining In.

Karhai Mutton with a Garlic Buttered Naan would be Hector’s selection. The description excluded Capsicum. Somewhat amusingly, one could add – Sautéed Peppers – for an extra £1.00. On the assumption that I would avoid the Dreaded Green Ballast, I had to have the Karhai.

Dr. Stan opted for Mutton Achari with Pilau Rice. Ricky’s attention was focused on the Nach Gana. As with the Karhai, this was admitted to being a Stir Fry, the Plum Paste should hopefully make this memorable. We all knew before we started that this Curry would never be as Wonderful as the Shahi Kofta served to Ricky at the International two days ago. With the guarantee that I would not mention this to Mr. Boyd, Ricky also ordered Pilau Rice. The logic was simple – bhajis n beer – is clearly an Indian Restaurant, not the Punjabi that prevail in Bradford. With the possibility of a Masala/Shorva which we would describe as – Soup – it had to be Rice.

We consumed as much Tap Water as we did Bier. This necessitated a trip to inspect the Facilities. Beware of the Hand Drier, it is – Hot – Fiercely Hot!

The Pilau Rice was presented, topped with Caramelised Onions. It seemed sensible to eat the Curry from the Soup Plate in which it was presented rather than decant. This meant the Rice went on top of the Curry. Ricky soon announced that he did not have enough Rice, his eyes gazed upon the, by then, remnants of the Naan.

The Garlic Buttered Naan was Poor. Resembling a Pizza around the edges, it was decidedly Thin in the middle; here was the concentration of Garlic Paste. As much as one loves Garlic, to get a mouthful of Paste is never pleasant. When Ricky sampled a piece he insisted he could taste – Fish. He knows of a Bradford Curry House where Bread and Fish are cooked in the same Tandoor. Speculation perhaps, Dr. Stan was called upon, he could not taste – Fish – nor could The Hector. But then, I claimed our last Stout had an after-taste of – Iodine – which nobody else got. Each to his own.

Mutton Karhai

The appearance brought a smile, my worst fears and my best hopes, simultaneously. In Europe in particular, Karahi can be presented as a Stir Fry with Large Pieces of Onion and Capsicum atop the Meat. Here it was, how did both Red and Yellow Capsicum get into my Curry, again? Beneath this lay the Bradford Curry, Excellent.

The Bradford-small cut Mutton varied from Very Tender to Firm. This was cloaked in a most Minimal Blended Masala. This was the saving feature of this interpretation of Karahi. The Spice Level was most acceptable, the Seasoning was a relief after the – A-salting – at the International at Lunchtime. The Ballast was picked out, the Onions were not Excessive and so were eaten. The Green Chilli remained untouched, Hector’s digestive system deserved a break. This was my Fifth Curry in forty eight hours!

Mutton Achari

The Mutton Achari had the Ballast also. Indeed in studying all three Dishes, it is difficult to tell them apart. The Oily looking Shorva did not appear to be as Rich as the Masala in the Karhai, however, Dr. Stan found his Curry to be most favourable.

Lots of Pickle in this – was an early statement.

I’m sure there must have been the customary – Mmmm – also.

Good spicy flavour – was the verdict of The Man of Few Words.

Lots of different flavours – he’s getting carried away.

Nach Gana

The converting of the name of this Dish from Hindi to English is very much – lost in translation. I shall read it in Deutsch as is my prerogative. The Nach Gana was almost indistinguishable in appearance from that presented above. A Stir Fry, a comparable Masala, it would all be about the Plum Paste.

This is Spicy – was an early remark from The Man from Bradford.

The Green Chilli is not cooked, but I’m still eating it.

This is Indian Cooking, not a bad thing.

You can taste the Plums.

I could definitely have eaten more Rice.

I’m not going to rush back, but it weren’t bad.

Normally this would mark the end of a Curry-Heute Blog, however, something happened.

Three Suits came in and sat at the adjacent table, we could not help but hear all. They were here for an entirely different experience.

One Chap enthused immediately about ordering Poppadoms and Bhajis. That he was a – Vegetarian – was announced also. Why do Vegetarians always have to tell you within moments of meeting? This suggested that the Three Suits were acquaintances – on expenses – theorised The Rickmeister. Two pints of Lager and a Coke were brought. A Pile of Poppadoms accompanied a tall rack which one might use for High Tea, to serve Sandwiches and Scones. Our gracious Lady Host talked them through the eight Dips.

Seeing us finish our meals, one Chap engaged Ricky and asked what we had had. Our reports were favourable, a précis of the above. Each ordered a Main Course and a Side on top of accompanying Bread or Rice. Three Naans would not be enough – suggested the Serving Chap. A Mountain of Food was ordered.

I’m full now – remarked The Vegetarian as he finished his second Poppadom.

So it goes.

The Bill

£43.50. Exactly as predicted.

The Aftermath

Ricky went up to the counter to pay by card. Our Hostess was seeing to this, I joined them.

The Calling Card was given and the Curry-Heute Website quickly shown on the Economical LG.

I promised to have a review printed in a couple of days.

Super – was the favourable response.

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Bradford – Karachi Restaurant – Tuesday Brunch

Four days in Bradford, Hector will be as busy Blogging as he will be eating. For Brunch the Karachi Restaurant (15 Neal St., Bradford BD5 0BX) was the chosen venue. Arriving at 11.50 this Tuesday morning, unsurprisingly, Hector was the first customer of the day.

A Chap, I believe is Mein Host, greeted me as I entered with a welcoming smile. I carefully chose my table, away from the heaters which were on full; it is chilly outside, far from it, in. I was asked if I wished a Menu, I have not been here that often to know the Menu by heart, however, I could have consulted a well known and reliable Curry Website.

Fish Karahi (£8.00) was the choice. The Menu clearly states: All main dishes served with only 3 Chapatties. Chapattis it would be. A Most Modest Salad with Raita accompanied a Jug of Water.

Was the Restaurant a one man operation? I heard a microwave – Ding – then the tell tale scraping sounds from a Wok. Ah, there’s two people in the kitchen presently. At 12.02, two more Chaps came in and acknowledged me as they headed to the kitchen. A blender was soon heard in operation, Masala being readied I guessed.

Mein Host brought the Fish Karahi and Chapattis. The Chapattis were decidedly Thin compared to what is served in Glasgow, however, they had sufficient girth to fulfil their purpose. I managed two of three.

Fish Karahi

The Fish Karahi was – Piping Hot – exactly how I seek my food. The White Fish was cut relatively Small and sat in a Tomato-rich Blended, Thin Masala. The eating was tentative initially, until the Masala had cooled sufficiently. There was a slight Sweetness, the Fish most likely being the source of this. The Coriander Topping was mixed through the Masala. The Onions from the Salad were then mixed in to give a variety of Texture.

The Fish maintained its integrity throughout which made me wonder why Glasgow Restaurateurs have told me it is difficult to achieve this. The Spice Level was Moderate, Seasoning should never be an issue with a Fish Curry, here it was Fine. Tasty as this Karahi was, I was still not getting the Bradford Curry Blast. Has familiarity made me immune?

The Bill

£8.00. Simples.

The Aftermath

The walk to North Parade meant walking downhill and back up again. Dr. Stan, The Rickmeister et al were waiting at The Record Bar. Ricky promised there would be further Curry-Heute at the Sheesh Mahal.

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Bradford – Sheesh Mahal – It Is Written

Somehow we managed to spend an entire afternoon on North Parade, such is the virtual explosion of new venues. The Peacock sells Real Ale and Indian Snacks, the latter are free to Bradford City Fans on Match Days, I’m told. The Rickmeister’s Itinerary had the Sheesh Mahal (6 St. Thomas’ Rd, Bradford, BD1 2RW) written, and so it would be.

Arriving @20.00, Hector was aware that this was a first evening visit in daylight. For years I stood at Malham Cove at this time of year looking towards Bradford, now I’m here; maximising Curry intake is the name of the game.

Poppadoms, Dips and a Tired Salad were on the table in an instant. The Poppadoms were Crisp, the Dips – Spicy. It was agreed that Starters were happening. Dr. Stan and Ricky would share Seekh Kebab (£2.70) and Shami Kebab (£2.20). Stewart chose the more mundane Onion Bhaji (£1.50). This was not for The Hector. Having had Fish Karahi for Brunch at Karachi, it was time for Meat. Lamb Chops (£4.90) would suffice.

Our Waiter told me what I was having – Lamb on-the-bone with Methi (£9.50). Hector is known by more staff members than was realised. For Dr. Stan, a Keema Balti (£8.95), for Ricky, a Nawabe Balti (£8.95) whatever that is. The Menu described Ricky’s choice as – Chicken Mushroom Balti. Stewart asked for Chicken Daal (£9.45). From the choice of InclusiveRice, Naan or Chapattis, Stewart and Hector would have Chapattis, the Residents of Holden Towers opted for Naan.

Sadaqat passed us by, he was busy taking care of a large group at the window seats. Omar, the Son of Taj, appeared for his ritual photo.

I want to see Taj – said Ricky who was keen to relate the tale of his Shahi Kofta at the International last night. The Best Curry he has had, and this was not at the Sheesh Mahal!

I have never wanted to see Taj on this topic before.

Taj, Mein Host, was not here this evening.

The dog’s bollocks – was how Stewart described his Onion Bhaji.

The Shami Kebab and Seekh Kebab were separated, the Shami disappeared as soon as the photos were taken.

I enjoyed them both – said Dr. Stan.

The Seekh was too dry, the Shami was excellent – said Ricky.

Five Thin Lamb Chops were presented to Hector on an Metal Platter. Onions lay beneath the Chops. The Spice Marinade was Wonderful. A Baby screaming at the adjacent table was the only thing to spoil the moment.

A Basket with Naans was placed on the table. No Chapattis? Ah, these were buried under the Naans. A Mass of Bread, all inclusive, this is how it should be.

Lamb on-the-bone with Methi

My third Curry of this Trip, I was still waiting to taste that which defines The Bradford Curry. What arrived did not look much, it’s astonishing how much there is in such a Modest looking Dish. The Lamb was both Ribs and a cut with knob-like bones. The Lamb was Soft with some pieces approaching Pulp. The Masala was so Minimal it was almost not there. This sets the Standard, how I seek my Curry, the antithesis of – Soup. Sadly, I was about to pull out pieces of Red Capsicum. I should have asked for these to be withheld.

From the first scoop of Meat with a Chapatti, The Bradford Blast came across; so Rich, the Methi providing the Herb Flavour that makes Bradford Curry so identifiable. The Spice Level was spot-on, the Seasoning – Perfect. Stunning Curry!

Nawabe Balti

Ricky’s verdict on the Nawabe Balti was one of evolution.

It were alright – which is Ricky speak for there was nothing to criticise.

I enjoyed it; everything is blown into perspective by yesterday.

Once we were all finished:

I enjoyed it almost as much as last night.

Keema Balti

Dr. Stan was not playing tonight. There was no comment forthcoming on his Keema Balti. If the customary Dr. Stan – Mmmmm – was uttered, Hector was too busy to hear or note the moment.

In a scene reminiscent from Father Ted, Ricky goaded the Good Doctor who appeared to be struggling. Ricky finished off the Keema Balti.

Nothing special – was his observation. So it goes.

Chicken Daal

Stewart, sitting opposite, was most enthusiastic about his Chicken Daal.

That was absolutely excellent.

Compared to the Ilkley sauce and cream which he is used to:

That was one of the most enjoyable curries I’ve ever had.

He should get out more, oh, we’re not finished.

Thick and dry, Lentil rich. It was superb, a flavour far more complex than Chicken and Lentil. I would sit here now and have another one.

I think he enjoyed it.

This left the matter of The Bill and Ricky’s continuing claim that the Sheesh Mahal gives CAMRA discount.

The Bill

£48.15. Complete Bollocks – said The Man from Bradford.  Note the names of the Dishes do not necessarily match what we ordered.

The Aftermath

Ricky took our cash and went up to the counter. He wouldn’t claim a CAMRA discount then use this to subsidise his own meal, would he?

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Bradford – International – The Rickmeister and Shahi Kofta

Dr. Stan announced a few weeks back that we needed a Trip to Bradford. This was discussed at Sarina’s over Curry with Marg and The Man from Bradford some two weeks ago. It was written.

Arriving only thirty minutes late due to our train terminating at Skipton, there was a tour of new Bradford Bars before it was deemed to be time for Curry-Heute. Bradford’s Pub Scene is recovering, slowly, years after the City Centre became a virtual Ghost Town.

Entering The International (40-42 Morley Street, Bradford, BD7 1BA) @20.00, Ali greeted Ricky then spotted The Hector. Much to Ricky’s chagrin, Hector deserved – a welcome hug – , Dr. Stan followed on. Khalid was more restrained with his welcome.

Poppadoms and Dips were on the table before Hector returned from inspecting the Facilities. Poppadoms, again, I could care less. Actually I was ravenous and devoured an entire half-Poppadom with Spiced Onion and Mango Sauce.

Ali was ready to take the Order, Ricky advised that we had yet to receive the Menu, sorted.

A few weeks ago, Ricky sent Hector a photo of the Shahi Kofta (£8.00), a Dish apparently so Wonderful it was worthy of such promotion. With Kofta, Lamb Tikka and Capsicum mentioned, a description that might put The Hector off. It was topped with Scrambled Egg – was the denouement, Ricky was having this again, and so was Dr. Stan.

Lamb Desi Regular (£10.00) would be the Hector Curry, served on-the-bone. Instead of the usual three Chapattis, tonight I felt like a Pratha (£2.00). Dr. Stan was inspired by my choice of Bread, Ricky would have a Naan.

No Paratha for you – said Ali, pointing to Hector’s midriff. It’s just as well we are known here. One nil to Ali.

During the wait, Hector took his new camera upstairs. It is years since I stuck my nose up there. A Large Group of Chaps occupied a long table, the rest of the seating area was empty. We watched their Order go up, accompanied by the biggest wad of Chapattis I have ever seen. Meanwhile downstairs, another large group took up the alcove tables. It took them an age to get themselves sorted.

Ali engaged with us once more.

I worked in Glasgow for fifteen years – he reminded us – as a driver at House of Cher.

Was it you who burned it down? – I asked. One each.

Ricky had described how his Shahi Kofta was served last time in a Pyrex Dish. An oval Pyrex Dish was placed before The Rickmeister, a square equivalent before Dr. Stan. Fried Egg! – remarked The Man from Bradford, presumably a different Chef this evening. Anything but Poached. A Large Karahi was set before the Hector, this was quite a Portion.

The Naan looked Thin and Crispy. Ricky assured me that it did not turn to Crisp, but advised that he has stopped ordering Roti as they go Crispy in the middle. Exactly. The Parathas were Thin and Oily. Not quite Layered and Flaky, they still appeared to work. That the three of us ate all the Bread confirms the Size has decreased. It is rare for Hector to finish an entire Paratha.

Lamb Desi Regular

The Lamb Desi had a Meat count well into double figures. With the Lamb on-the-bone, the Meat was not cut Bradford Small, this was a mass to get through. The Lamb was truly Succulent, the taste of Lamb coming though. The blended Masala was Tomato-rich, a Lighter Colour than the Methi-rich Curry I would normally go for. The Oil collected around the edges of the Karahi, loads of Flavour, but without the Methi, I did not get the usual Bradford Curry Blast.

The Pratha, as they listed it, worked well with this Dish.

Dr. Stan ate with a knife and fork, Ricky ate properly.

Shahi Kofta

An array of Flat Patties were shrouded in Masala. Flat Kofta? I remarked to Ricky. But then, in Glasgow, Seekh Kebab is served as Kofta at some venues. Ricky has been eating Kofta with Spinach for much of his life, tonight he found something to better this.

The Best yet. Bordering on perfection.

The lack of Lamb Tikka was not a hindrance. This is my new favourite dish.

Ricky asked Khalid who made the Kofta, having described visiting the homes of his former clients and finding groups of Ladies making mountains of Samosas et al. Khalid assured Ricky that the Chef made the Kofta on the premises.

Ali came over and directed his questioning at me.

I’m in Bradford, eating Curry.

Most impressive – was Dr. Stan’s minimalist contribution to this Blog.

I’m almost speechless – cried Ricky. Hector needs people to wax lyrical.

What is the name of the man I have known for forty years? Ricky asked me.

Khalid.

He worked at Karachi thirty years ago, the Kofta here are almost as good.

The Bill

£32.50. £11.00 each – said Ali as he presented The Bill. This included a £1.50 charge for the Poppadoms and Dips which we could definitely have had waived. There was also a £4.00 charge for the Parathas. So, despite not having had the inclusive Chapattis, one is charged for Bread? Had we not been in a rush, The Bill would have been challenged.

There was another hug from Ali, Khalid shook hands.

I promised to return this week, the Shahi Kofta will have to be experienced.

The Aftermath

Jacob’s House closed at 22.00, the Bus to The Rickmeister’s Palace was twenty minutes afore. There was time for a nightcap, just.

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