A Half-Kilo Lamb Karahi at The New Karahi Palace

Karahi Palace Sept6 Curry-Heute (2)The monthly visit to The Staggs in Musselburgh tends to conclude with a Curry at the New Karahi Palace (51-53 Nelson Street, Glasgow, G5 8DZ). This evening Hector would dine alone. Three Chaps were finishing Portions of Pizza as I took my seat. Ayaz was behind the Counter, Chef Rasheed was in his Spot, and Shan was waiting to deliver an order.

The Curry would have come, however, today I fancied upping the order to the Half-Kilo. This may well be my Standard from now on. What is better than eating Quality Curry? More.

Karahi Palace Sept6 Curry-Heute (8)A New Young Chap brought the Modest Salad and a Jug of Water.

The Lamb Karahi was presented in a Huge Karahi which was too hot to touch. The Oil at the base was sizzling. Topped with Fresh Green Chillies, Coriander and Ginger Strips, this remains one of the Best Curry Dishes served in the City of Glasgow. The Bone content means that the Half Kilo is not excessive. A Single Chapatti accompanied the Curry, a second was brought a few minutes later, both Piping Hot.

On the last visit the Quality was off the scale, no way could that be matched. Whilst tonight’s Curry was Wonderful it did not have the Intensity of last time. One knows what Rasheed is capable of producing.

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Another Solo Diner took the table beside me. I had to ask Ayaz what he was having. Mince. The Keema presented here looked decidedly different from the Norm. Conversation was inevitable. I recommended he try Cafe Reeshah whose Keema Mutter I hold in the highest regard.

The Bill

£14.40. As I paid, a Chap was also paying for a Sixteen Inch Pizza.

The Aftermath

Ayaz asked if I liked Pizza. He insists that I try it next time. I hope he forgets.

Image result for yes logoThe Vote for Scottish Independence is looming. All the Staff at The New Karahi Palace will be voting – Yes. On reaching home, Sky News revealed a Poll with – Yes – ahead for the First Time.

Squeaky Bum Time approaches.

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Shenaz – Wet Wet Wet

Shenaz Glasgow Curry-Heute (1)It is two months shy of two years since the last visit to The Shenaz (17 Granville Street, Glasgow, G3 7EE). I bet the next two years pass more slowly.

A quote from the last visit: I asked if the Lahori Gosht would still be as good as it was eighteen months ago.

The Shenaz hasn’t changed in forty five years.

With this in mind, Dr. Stan, Kenny and Hector ordered the Special Beef. Dr. Stan had this Dish last time and it was the stand-out compared to the Lahori Lamb in the Desi section. With Methi, expectations were high, yet The Shenaz is what Hector would consider a Mainstream Curry House. As has been written before, a Curry House this well established and busy must know what they are doing.

We were asked on entry if we had booked. The place was empty just after 17.00. Shown to the same table as November 2012, we watched the place fill up. The Pre-theatre Menu must be a hit, we were a la Carte.

Shenaz Glasgow Curry-Heute (4)Parathas would accompany. For a moment I considered the Keema Paratha but spotted the Garlic, never had this. Kenny followed the lead, Dr. Stan stayed Plain. Dr. Stan suggested a share of Rice. The Special Rice contained …. which Kenny announced he detests. What Curry Blog has he been reading? Hector had to announce the order to the Waiter who I recognised from last time. The Staff were plentiful, no problems with Service here.

Three Special Beef, Two Garlic Paratha, One Plain. One Mushroom and Jeera Rice.

As The Waiter noted the order, he was heard to mutter – Perfect. This was followed with – You’ve ordered very well.

Simples – was Hector’s reply.

Shenaz Glasgow Curry-Heute (5)No Poppadoms or Dips came. Of course we hadn’t ordered them, what difference would that make?  The Shenaz Custom of serving Onion, Tomato, Coconut and Pineapple with the Mains continues.

Wet Wet Wet

The Curry arrived, a Good Portion of Beef, unfortunately it was swimming in the Masala. This is not what was hoped for, however, had I looked at the Photo of this Dish in my own Blog then I would have known. It was just as well we had ordered the Rice to share.

The Special Beef was Under-seasoned and would have benefited from a Bigger Kick too.

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Shenaz Glasgow Curry-Heute (10)Some of the Meat was so Soft it had evidently been in the Curry Pot for some time, fortunately there was some that did require a chew.  Studying the Columnar Structure of the Beef, here is evidence that only Beef has this.  How many times have I questioned the veracity of Lamb?

The Methi was visible in the Masala however after last night’s Methi Blast this was lightweight. The Strong Flavours that were experienced last time did not reveal themselves this evening.

The Waiter cam over to ask – How Special is the Beef?

I had to tell him the Dish was – too watery. Indeed, never have I seen a plate with such a watery film, not even when ordering Shorba. This Curry Disappointed.

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The Garlic Paratha saved the day. This was exactly how I like my Parathas. There was Sufficient Flakiness and the Garlic did add Significant Flavour to the Dish overall.

Pet Shop Boys ‘r Us

Kenny was scheduled to see a Band later on.

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Friday Night Face-Food. Not Bad, but not Good either.

What have I done to deserve this? may mean something to The Reader, it means nothing to me…

Dr. Stan was quiet, no – Mmmms from him this evening.

An East-end Curry from a West-end House.

The Bill

£42.50. This included Three Soft Drinks.

The Aftermath

The departure was without comment, no Calling Card. The door was held open, courteous service. The Shenaz was Full. I know they serve Better Curry than was experienced today. I shall only return when invited to sample Something Special.

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Akash, by Appointment – Mushrooms, by Invasion

Akash Helensburgh Sep4 Curry-Heute (1)She brings the rain, it feels like spring

Magic mushrooms out of things

She brings the rain, it feels like spring

She brings the rain

Hector’s Space is being invaded by Mushrooms. Malcolm Mooney’s lyrics speak of Spring and Rain. It is a Glorious Autumn here in the West of Scotland, the final days of sunshine and daylight before the Equinox and the headlong plunge to Winter Darkness.

Akash Helensburgh Sep4 Curry-Heute (20)This evening’s Curry at the Akash (45 Sinclair St, Helensburgh, G84 8TG) was conceived during the last visit, six days ago.  Lamb on-the-bone was ordered though by the update on Tuesday, this was for Hector only.  The Lamb Chops Madras Achari Methi, aka, The Hector Special #2 was considered by Steve to be better without the Bones. Really? Jamie would order from the Menu, Dr. Alan was a late addition, the Menu for him too.

Arriving moments after the early kick-off timed for 17.00, Hector was Fourth of Four to arrive.

The Poppadoms and Dips were already on the table, Akash Helensburgh Sep4 Curry-Heute (2)though the Photographic Integrity was maintained. The Curry Camera was restored two days ago, alas, it has acquired a new problem (in transit?) and will have to be sent back to the camera hospital. Photographs are possible, just…

The Chaps chose something Yellow and Fizzy, Hector is not a Helensburgh Resident and so Irfan brought the Sparkling Water without a word. He knows.

On a Wednesday and Thursday, One can order a la Carte for a Flat Fee of £15.00. Did this inspire Hector to order a Shami Kebab and Jamie the Lamb Tikka? At least we stopped short of the Tandoori Platter.

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Hector and Steve’s Main were pre-ordered, or so Steve thought. Jamie was on for another Mint Coriander Masala in Lamb, Dr. Alan the Lamb Bhuna. The Accompaniments were Mince Rice, Chapattis, a Naan, and the much anticipated Keema Paratha. The latter looked just the job as served on Friday.

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The Lamb Tikka was, em, Red, and so Hector did not accept a Taste. The Shami Kebab was Dry, Well seasoned and had an Earthy-Herby Flavour.

During the short wait for The Mains, Jamie announced he has plans how to make the Curry-Heute Website more Flashy. He is determined that this Website should pay for itself, and Hector’s Curry. I believe Jamie wishes to be a Co-Diner, regularly.

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The Hector Curry was first out. This looked Stunning. Dry would be an understatement, Thick Masala misleading. I had to wait patiently whilst all the other Bits arrived, the Keema Paratha was last but one. Steve looked at his Boneless equivalent, there was no resemblance. He had to ask why. Something had been misunderstood. Ashgar immediately offered to withdraw this Dish and have the much needed Methi added.

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The Lamb Chops Madras Methi Achari, re-arrange the words and one will still be lucky, was a – Seriously Demanding – Curry. The Lime Pickle permeated the Dish. The Masala was so Thick this was Perfect.    Oh.  The Citrus Bite from the Pickle so far removed from the Curry I couldn’t Finish a couple of weeks back.  No Karela included here, but it was headed there, Magnificently Bitter.

I have never heard you make a noise whilst eating before – remarked Jamie.

This is my equivalent of the Dr. Stan – Mmmm.

This Dish was a Delight. The Chops numbered Four or Five, they were Chunky, not the Skinny samples presented in the majority of Venues. The Paratha revealed a layer of Discrete Mince Pieces, not the Pink Donner version that too many places serve. Again this as Top Quality. The Combination was a True Feast. This was a Happy Hector.

Steve’s #2 Curry arrived, behold the Transformation

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Steve was so impressed by his Dish he had already decided he would have to order this again. At the end he asked Ashgar if there was a name for this Dish. There still wasn’t, but they know what they cooked and can probably do it again. A Methi Bhuna is how Hector noted this Creation.

The Lamb Bhuna looked typically Mainstream, The Mint Coriander Masala looked a cut above. The Verdict:

Akash Helensburgh Sep4 Curry-Heute (7)The Mint Coriander Masala was described by Jamie:It was Hot, I could taste the Mint, it wasn’t overpowering, an Excellent Curry. Having tasted everything else on the table, it was as good.

Dr. Alan’s Lamb Bhuna was described thus: The Lamb was Succulent, the Sauce was a Good Consistency, an Airy Naan, a fulfilling Chapatti.

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As Fulfilling as The Company. Did he really say this?

Ashgar came across to ensure all was well.

We might come back…

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£79.00. A Social Evening.

The Aftermath

More Mushrooms. I wonder…

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Glasgow – Lasani Grill Comes of Age

Lasani Grill Aug30 Curry-Heute (1)Two weeks ago, Hector arranged for Three Diners to share a Kilo of the Lasani Grill (223-225 Allison street, Glasgow, G42 8RU) – Lamb Karahi,- served on-the-bone. Today we were Five. Hector suspects we may be even more on the next visit. The Staffing Hiccup is now in the past. From the First Visit with Steve back in April this year, there was a sense that Lasani Grill had the potential to be rated highly in the World of Curry-Heute. Today confirmed that Lasani Grill can now be re-classified from Glasgow’s South Side to Glasgow’s Top Rated. Lasani Grill now also joins the List of Recommended Curry Houses. All this and Marg has yet to visit, she fears Hector may be ignoring the wonderful Yadgar which is One Block further North in Govanhill. The Curry-Heute Blog would become Pointless if Hector simply dined in his Favourite Curry Venues every week.

The Return of Dr. Stan

Invitations to join Hector were sent out at the start of the week, Dr. Stan and Kenny were straight back, The Brussel Three to be reunited. The order for One and a Half Kilos of Lamb Karahi was phoned in on Wednesday evening. Within Minutes, Mags uncannily texted to be included. Two Kilos. This morning Stewart declared his desire to join in, but accepted that his late inclusion would lead to him ordering from The Menu. All was set for the Saturday Curry-Heute Rendezvous at 15.00.

Lasani Grill Aug Curry-Heute (1)Arriving First, Hector advised Khalid that we would be Five today. The table had been set for Four in the middle of the room, I was invited to take the large double table at the rear of the Dining Room. Saeed stated that another Half Kilo was not a problem, they had prepared a large batch as Three Further Diners were due at 18.00 to enjoy this Remarkable Creation. We agreed to give Stewart the choice.

On the last visit, Stewart was misquoted, time to fix his review/punchline.

Forget Old Spice, this is High Karahi !

Spiced Onions, on-the-bone

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I don’t think we did the outstanding Lasani Grill Salad justice on the last visit. Today, Two Portions of a more Modest Salad were presented, the Olives were a welcomed inclusion. These were devoured before the ordered Poppadoms made their appearance. Saeed informed us that Khalid was determined to serve these warm. The Poppadoms glistened as they were set in the middle of the table. Seven Poppadoms, Dr. Stan ensured all were finished.

Kenny loves his Spiced Onions. Two Portions were provided. Just how impressive can Spiced Onions be? These were remarkable, the Seasoning added to the Spice content, Perfect. So impressive, Kenny asked for another Portion to be served with the Karahi. On-the-bone please.

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In the clearing of the Debris from the Nibbles, Saeed remarked – Some people may think you’re crazy to order so much food – But, you’re like us!

Fresh Lamb Karahi on the Bone

Lasani Grill Aug30 Curry-Heute (6)Saeed brought out a Large Karahi with a plate of Chapattis to accompany. A Smaller Karahi and more Chapattis appeared moments later.

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The Quantity of Curry was hard to judge. Was this all of the 2.5kg? We had to ask how it had been divvied up else the more ravenous may have done damage. We were advised that they had simply served it up in Two Dishes. Dr. Stan and Mags found themselves with the Smaller Karahi, Kenny, Stewart and Hector would repeat the experience of two weeks before.

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Such Joy. Dr. Stan’s – Mmmm rating – was audible. Mags considered today’s version to be better than the – White Karahi – we had enjoyed here back in May. Praise indeed.

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Black Pepper is the source of the Kick. Black Pepper never stands out so much in any other Dish, the Red Spices no doubt dominate. This was a uniquely Flavoured Dish, Superb. Fresh Green Chillies had been added before serving, not for the faint of heart. With Salt and Pepper the key ingredients, the Seasoning had to be exactly how it should. The Lamb was Magnificently Tender, complete with – Sucky Bones. The Masala was as much Mush as Mash, almost Grey. The Chapattis were of such quality that to order anything more would be a distraction. It is difficult to imagine how this Dining Experience could be improved upon. Khalid knew, halfway through, another Generous Portion of Karahi was brought from the Kitchen. Straight from the Hob, this added a new Heat. We all had a share. We ate the lot. We’ll be back.

The Verdict

Lasani Grill Aug30 Curry-Heute (15)Mags – The Spice was amazing, better than the White Karahi.

Dr. Stan – Mmmmm. Very Peppery.

Stewart – I really enjoyed it.

Perhaps he kept this simple so that Hector would quote him accurately.

Kenny, never short of a word or ten – Packed full of Flavour, Stunningly cooked, Unctuous Gravy (eh?), ever-attentive service.

Ye cannae shove Umami aff a bus….

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Dessert

Five Portions of Kheer Rice Pudding were brought, Complimentary of course. We have been introduced to the array of Sweets on offer during our visits, a nice touch as usually, Hector does not bother, but when brought…

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The Spice was Subtle, the Nut content made this Special. Marg would love this.

We had now eaten Rice, oops, this may have repercussions for the day, later.

The Bill

£72.10. This included Two Soft Drinks (at least) each. Forget the Restaurants, visit a Glasgow Curry Cafe.

The Aftermath

The Sincerest of Thanks was offered by all. Khalid and Saeed could now prepare for the next Group who would enjoy this Wonderful Karahi.

 Later, at The State Bar

Bernard, who will not be Dr. Bernard until 2015, made a rare appearance.

Having consulted Curry-Heute, he took a friend to Lasani Grill recently and sampled the Fayre that Hector may not get around to. The Pakora was described as – Outstandingly Light and Fresh. They also enjoyed the Grills on offer. One day, perhaps.

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The New Term Begins at Helensburgh’s Akash

Akash Helesnburgh Curry-Heute (1)There was a Spintaneous call for Ale at The Sir Howard Young (sic). How we stayed so long is unfathomable such was the dreadful array of Ale on offer. The call for Curry-Heute was less than Spontaneous, it was written. The Akash (45 Sinclair St, Helensburgh, G84 8TG) remains the – Helensburgh Venue of Choice.

Jamie had a plan to maximise the welcome, he would enter first with Hector following on. Steve disappeared, to his usual place and was welcomed eventually. We had a new Curryateer this evening, Jamie #2.

Complimentary Poppadoms and Dips were provided with minimal fuss. Whose place setting would be clean at the end of the session and who made this mess?

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Akash Helesnburgh Curry-Heute (19)Ashgar and Irfan as ever were determined to make the visit as memorable as possible. The Menu was waived by Jamie #2 and Steve who followed the Hector Lead – Bring us the Best Lamb Curry you can. Only Dried Methi was available.

Jamie ordered the Balti Exotica which featured Lamb, Prawn & Chicken. Two out of Three ain’t bad.

Akash Helesnburgh Curry-Heute (2)Some ordered Yellow Fizz, Hector stuck to the Sparkling Water.

Chapattis, a Naan, and an Aloo Paratha would accompany. Hector failed to notice that Jamie had sneaked in a Keema Paratha.  Who ordered Rice with Nuts?

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We were promised an extra Dish – Something Special. Jamie informed Jamie #2  this was the advantage of – Dining with Hector. Looking the Gift Horse in the Mouth, Hector ensured that Chicken and the Dreaded Vegetable would not feature. All was well.  Jamie appears to have come on board with – Lamb, despite his lapse this evening.

On arrival, the Akash was empty, though the Takeaway Trade was at its customary level. Familiar Faces collected or transported Curry. Another Couple did sit on the raised Dias and departed towards the end of our lengthy visit. A quiet Friday.

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The Balti Exotica looked similar, really,  to the Three Other Dishes presented. Jamie sung the praises of the Lamb. The Unnamed Curry was somewhat Mainstream.

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The Lamb was Tender, the Dish required more Seasoning and there was way more Masala than I presently feel comfortable with. The Methi was understated. Still, it was Curry, so what’s not to like?

Akash Helesnburgh Curry-Heute (18)The Aloo Paratha was better than anything that has come Hector’s way of late. I still hanker over more Flakiness. This was Very Good. It was only towards the end of the session that Hector spotted the significance of the other Paratha on the table. A Keema Paratha, whose interior revealed Discrete Mince Pieces, not the slab of Donner-like Meat that too many present. This will have to be explored further, next visit.

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Jamie #2 has only recently returned to Blighty and so was approaching raptures about this Unnamed Curry. He remarked on the Quality of the Lamb, the Depth of Flavour and that whilst Spiced, the Dish was not OTT. Hector suspects that Jamie #2 may appear in more Curry-Heute Blogs.

For once, Hector was not recording quotes. The Camera is still in Hospital and the Battery in the increasingly less than Trusty Samsung is draining fast of late, inbuilt obsolescence? The Trusty Samsung was therefore used to record the Photos. Somewhere in the Photo-Frenzy, Steve was overlooked.

The Something Special arrived, Lamb Chops with Potato. This was shared. The Kick was there, the Seasoning was spot-on, the Masala was Minimal and Thicker. A Curry fit for The Hector!  This was looking like another Hector Special at the Akash, however, Jamie had another plan, two in one night. Ashgar agreed to consider the title: Jamie Lamb Chop Special Aloo.

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I had to ask – Why didn’t you bring us Three Portions of this? Twenty Four Hours notice is required to order this Dish. One assumes this is all they had. Whose Dinner was it?

More Yellow Fizz, for some.

The Bill

£61.80.  Four People: Five Portions of Curry, Numerous Breads, Lager too.

The Aftermath

Akash Helesnburgh Curry-Heute (5)Ashgar showed Hector an Advert which they place periodically in a Local Publication. The number of offers available is now extensive. Friday and Saturday are the only days when the a la Carte Prices apply, for the rest of the week one can dine a la carte but enjoy significant savings. Look how little we were charged this evening. As always, any Curry Dish one can describe, the Akash will prepare with Twenty Four Hours notice.

Curry Competition in Helensburgh is tough, and it is soon to become tougher.

Lamb on-the-bone was arranged for Thursday prior to an evening work commitment. The New Season at the Akash is under-way. Lamb Methi Achari Madras on-the-bone, aka – Hector Special #2 – next time?

 

 

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What is this then?

The Summer Holiday is fading into the distance, it ended Four Days ago…. time to get back into the Kitchen, today – Experimental Curry Cooking.

A Kilo of Lamb on-the-bone has been lurking in the freezer for some time, no more. The Pressure Cooker has been used Once to prepare Curry with less than satisfactory results. The Plan today was to cook something North-West Indian, even further North and West. No Turmeric, no Red Chilli Powder, no Measured Quantities, go for it.

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The Lamb was browned in Hot Oil and Ground Garam Masala. This was then removed from the Pot. That’s what you do in some Recipes, others disagree.

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One and a Half Large Onions, and every out-of-date Tomato in Hector’s House was added along with Ginger and Garlic Pastes. Solid Garam Masala Bits were added, Lemon Juice was the Only Liquid.  Big Green Chillies today.

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Hector was attempting to create A Dry Karahi-style Curry. The Liquid just kept multiplying, too many Tomatoes? I saw a Video-clip of an Afghanistan Karahi with no Onions, only Tomatoes. How did that work?

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Hector was Hungry

It could have taken another half hour to reduce the Liquid. Salt, nearly forgot the Salt. In went the Lamb, on went the Pressure Cooker Lid. Twenty Minutes later off comes the Lid, just how Wet could a Curry be? This needed Rice. Ten minutes to cook Rice, ten minutes to reduce the Liquid.  Fresh Ginger Strips and more Big Green Chillies were added.

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Success was partial, the Masala was slowly thickening. A Bit of Yoghurt, with hindsight I should have removed the Portion I planned to eat and then heated that towards Dryness and add the Yoghurt then.

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I have always claimed I can make a Curry look like anything one may ask, this didn’t look too bad in the end.

The Lamb would have benefited from another Five Minutes under Pressure, still a bit Chewy, but within Acceptable Parameters. More Seasoning required. Fresh Coriander was dismissed, no Methi either, I was determined to discover Raw Curry. Lots of Sucky Bones. Not too Shabby – was my conclusion. Not Over-spiced. A Reasonable Flavour. Left overnight and more Liquid boiled off and this could be something.

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Two Hours Later

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A Pleasant Surprise.  Marg did find the Curry to be Spicy, and Very Dry. The Lamb is Very Tender.  Because it was so Dark, I would call it Earthy. Patience pays dividends.  Now to wash a Pot.

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New Karahi Palace – Something Happened …

New Karahi Palace Curry-Heute (1)Whilst Hector &Co spent the afternoon in Paisley, the rest of – The Company – were at a different Venue from our Norm. The Vale, at Queen St. Station, had publicised the availability of Oakham’s Green Devil, the Ale of The Moment. Robin, Jonathan, Howard and Hector decided we had better go and help The Others finish the Cask. Mission accomplished it was time for Curry-Heute.

Mags was taken prisoner, The New Karahi Palace (51-53 Nelson Street, Glasgow, G5 8DZ) is on her way home, and she loves the Aloo Gosht served here.  Hector has probably never tried this Dish at this Venue-  Other Distractions.

New Karahi Palace Curry-Heute (2)A Upstairs Party of Eighteen were departing as we arrived, it is good to see this Venue attracting numbers, they deserve it such is the Outstanding Quality of the Fayre. A Couple were also finishing in the Downstairs Café area where we took our seats.

Ayaz greeted us and said to Mags – Aloo Gosht.      He knows.

Curryspondent John sent a Comment a couple of weeks back stating that The Hector Special version of the Karahi Gosht had lost its edge. I decided to remind Ayaz – Extra Methi, Extra Seasoning. A Perfect Chapatti (70p) each should suffice.

Chef Rashid was – in his spot – Ayaz, no mean Chef himself, would assist in the preparation.

Lamb Chops to share

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Ordering Lamb Chops does prolong the visit. The Modest Salad lost a Tomato wedge before I could get the Trusty Samsung to record the moment. No Raita.

Four Chops (£6.00) take about the same time as it takes Rashid to produce the Curry. Once again, the Portion was diminished instantaneously. Someone was hungry. Still no Raita.

The Chops were slightly Drier than the Total Succulence normally served here, but still Full of Flavour. An Observation, not a Criticism. Two Lamb Chops each is just enough to get the juices flowing. The Main Event was not far behind.

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Mags’ Plan on visiting New Karahi Palace en route West is to Eat Half, Takeaway Half. The Aloo Gosht has a Thinner, more Shorva-style Masala. I was permitted a Dip. Mags did not consider my description of 1960s style Curry to be positive enough. This is how Curry was once served, long before the days of Coconut, Cream and Blandness.

New Karahi Palace Curry-Heute (7)This is the Best Aloo Gosht I’ve ever had.

This is The Best Aloo Gosht, Ever.

Needless to say, she ate the lot and apparently enjoyed it.

The Karahi Gosht arrived Sizzling. The Trusty Samsung was at the ready.  Finally, a first attempt at embedded video.

Something Happened

New Karahi Palace Curry-Heute (10)With Phone already in-hand, The Köln-Bonn Flughafen Ping drew my attention to incoming email. Incoming does not normally distract The Hector from his Curry, however, the name…

Ian Cowie? Ian Cowie! It’s Mr. Snax, himself, contacting Hector. The Irony of the moment.

Mr. Snax and Hector shall Dine together, but where? Is there really Curry in Edinburgh? Maybe Glasgow – Yadgar?

This raised a Smile. For once, Dear Reader, Hector beams before eating! Fear not…

The Hector Special Karahi Gosht

New Karahi Palace Curry-Heute (12)Lamb on-the-bone. Wonderful, Outstanding, The Flavours, The Ginger Strips, The Tender Lamb, The Spice, The Minimal Masala, The Fresh Chillies, The Oil, The Flavours – again, The Kick was Unforgiving. There was Satisfaction mixed with Sadness at the end. I should really consider ordering Karahi Gosht by the Half Kilo as my Standard Portion.

The Bill

£21.90. Most Affordable.

The Aftermath

New Karahi Palace Curry-Heute (4)New Karahi Palace Curry-Heute (13)

Tomorrow’s Curry was being set out.  I showed Ayaz my notes. Tonight was one of the best visits ever recorded at this Venue.

Ayaz advised us – Don’t speak to me, I’ll just bring it.

Why are there not Hundreds queuing along the street? – I asked as we departed.

Now to find Marg…

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Breakfast at Babu Bombay Street Kitchen

Babu Bombay Street Kitchen Curry-Heute (1)An early start was decreed today, an Opperchancity for Breakfast at Babu Bombay Street Kitchen (186 West Regent St, Glasgow, G2 4RU). Arriving after 11.00, Hector hoped the Lunchtime Menu would be available, alas not, Noon. Last time I was told 11.00.

The Big Boy is a Bacon and Egg – Roti Wrap, with Lettuce and Garlic Mayo. A Little Spice makes this – Indian. Way better than Domestic Fayre for Hector.

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The Young Lady offered Tea or Coffee. Coffee is featuring increasingly in this Blog. A Piping Hot Cup of Filter Coffee was provided. Hector drinks little Tea of Coffee currently. This had Genuine Coffee Flavour. £1.80 was the List Price, however there was a sign offering Inclusive Coffee until 11.30.

Babu Bombay Street Kitchen Curry-Heute (3)The Wrap made me pause monetarily. I do not have a huge amount of experience tackling Food served in this manner. A Bit of disassembly felt necessary, then the devouring began. As I have written previously, this redefines Beacon and Egg. The Quantity is Perfect for this time of day. Coriander for Breakfast, what a Tasty Way to start the day.

The Negative

Who likes Rap? The choice of Music was poor. Totally unnecessary.

 The Bill

£6.30. So no Breakfast Special.

The AftermatBabu Bombay Street Kitchen Curry-Heute (5)h

Löwenbräu (Buttenheim) Kellerbier in Paisley, properly chilled. Cheers, Jim & Aileen.

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Glasgow – The Dhabba – The Merchant City, A Self-fulfilling Prophecy

Hector comes to praise Curry Houses, not to bury them.

Dabbha (6)Hector (and Marg) first visited The Dhabba (44 Candleriggs, Glasgow, G1 1LE) about a decade ago. The Dhabba had acquired a reputation for – Something Different. We dined on perhaps a quiet Tuesday with only a handful of Diners and a Single Waiter. We amused ourselves by speculating that given the time spent in the Kitchen, The Waiter was preparing the Curry also. The Food was nothing special.

Some years after, and still before the birth of Curry-Heute, we tried again at a weekend. Again, nothing special. Today technically was my Fourth Visit, having been turned away on a Friday afternoon late June this year, I had just missed the Lunchtime session.

As part of the Pairing with Dakhin, specialising in South Indian Cooking, the Venue across the street, was visited the following day. This was an Enjoyable Visit despite my preference for Punjabi Cuisine. On previous visits to The Dhabba, the Palate was not quite honed to the difference between Goa/Kerala and Punjab.   That was then.

“If we’re lucky, this could become the model for 21st century UK curry houses.”

Dabbha (1)Entering just after 17.00, I was pleased to see a Couple in front of me being greeted so warmly, there were embraces. Hector misses Hassan from Café Salma. A Waiter who was now behind me invited me to sit at any table for two along the window. I chose the far end which appeared not to please the Waiter I shall henceforth refer to as – Sullen. Who is Hector to use this nomenclature? I do smile once the Curry is Tasted, not before.

The Menu arrived in an instant. Dum Pukht took me back to the days of the now closed Khyber, sadly the descriptions did nothing to entice The Hector.  The Lamb List was not unnecessarily excessive, Achari Gosht was in keeping with I had in mind. No Karahi, no mention of….

A Smiling Young Waiter took my Drinks order, a Glass of Sparkling Water, (£1.95). The alternative was the Litre.

The Other Waiter took the Food Order and appeared miffed that my Drink was ordered already.

Achari Gosht: A fiery lamb dish cooked in a hot sauce flavoured with pickle masalas.

I was delighted to note that being present at this time meant Half Price Mains from the a la Carte Menu.

Lacchedar Paratha (£3.50) sounded very close to Wednesday’s Lachha Pratha. Flaky and Layers were once again hoped for. The Aloo Paratha (£3.95) was dismissed. I wonder why.

Dabbha (2)The Smiling Waiter brought some Broken Poppadoms and Three Dips. Complimentary, as they should be. I sampled little of the Lime Pickle so as not to contaminate the Palate for the imminent Achari.

Whilst I waited I heard the Chomp on Crispy Poppadoms from Two Adjacent Tables. More Tables were filling. What had to be the Raan-E-Changeji: Tender whole baby leg of lamb slow cooked in its own juices with herbs, spices and dark rum. Served on sizzler with the sauce on the side. – passed me, wafting. This looked Wonderful and sounded and smelled just as Good. The Sizzling reference had made me wonder if this was – Echte Curry. The Leg of Lamb looked Substantial, there was a Minimal Masala Covering, maybe a – Hector Curry – after all. Next time, and come early. Paying Half of the regular £17.50 is more attractive.

The Young Smiling Waiter brought the Achari Gosht and the Lacchedar Paratha. He realised I had no plate, The Sullen Waiter stepped in.

What is this that stands before me?

Dabbha (5)The Paratha was Halved, better than Quartered, but still – why? It was not as Flaky as is the Hector Standard. Too Doughy. Worth the price? No, Disappointing.

The Curry Pot was most confusing. Here lay a Yellow-ish, Creamy Masala.

Creamy Achari?

“Staff at The Dhabba in Candleriggs boast that their North Indian Cuisine will be like nothing you have ever tasted”

Dabbha (4)So the Website says.

They are right.

A different experience is what Hector hoped for. This would be One.

A Dark Red Chilli which Hector associates with South Indian Cooking covered the Dish. This was removed, why was it there? The Lamb was Plentiful, at least a Dozen Pieces of Lamb which required Chewing, not so Soft they were Pulp. Quality Lamb was the conclusion.

The Masala was Something Else

Shorba no, Korma-esque, yes. There was no Taste of Pickle. Speculation, if there was Pickle, what was it? Red Speckles in the Masala suggested Something had been added, but what? There was a Decent Kick. The Seasoning was Ridiculous. Now Regular Readers know that Hector appreciates Well-seasoned Curry. The Erlangen Scale has been applied as necessary. Some mouthfuls were – Unpleasant. The Fresh Ginger Strips added occasional diversity to this Creamy Onslaught. I came to realise that I was not enjoying this Curry.  A rarity.

Time Out

In the Years of Curry-Heute, and over Six Hundred Curry Reviews, Hector has only described Four other Curry Venues which have served Food below – The Acceptable. Hector celebrates Curry, even when some do tend towards – School Dinners. Two Venues in Deutschland: Bamberg and Duisburg, one in Orkney, and the other a few hundred metres from Dabbha.

Hector stopped Eating

Unpleasant? Nausea was setting in. This was becoming a concern. Three small pieces of Lamb were left. Was this really Pickle and Cream? Do these ingredients complement each other? Not even in the Cuisine of The Further East where Vinegar is all.

The Bill

£12.20. Exactly what I paid in Dakhin. Value, if the meal had been enjoyed.

The Aftermath

Paying at the Counter, I offered the Calling Card to the Chap at ‘Till. I had to state that the Curry was nothing like what I had expected. I was aware of no Pickle. Why was there a Creamy Masala? He looked towards Mein Host. Mein Host had taken a Break and was enjoying the Fayre. Thankfully he was not disturbed. A New Chap was called in. There was concern.

It was agreed that Achari should not have been Creamy. The Bill was checked, I had asked for Achari. The Photo shows a Creamy Curry.

What was meant to be there? Lime Pickle or Karela?

I was informed that at The Dhabba they make their own Pickle. Pickle/Achari was not apparent.

We walked to the door together, apologies accepted.  He would tell The Chef that Acahri should not be Creamy.

If invited back, I would love to sample the Raan-E-Changeji.

Else, Farewell and Good Luck for the Twenty First Century.

Later On

On hearing The Saga, a Learned Colleague adapted one of Hector’s Favourite Quotes:

The Food here is terrible.

Yes, and the Portions are so Large….

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Symington – Return to Balbir’s Route 77

Balbir's Route77 Curry-Heute (1)How many years does it take for Tradition to evolve? On the last day of the Summer Vacation, Marg and Hector have taken to going for a drive, a day out, with Curry as the conclusion. Ayr was chosen as the end-point, Balbir’s Route 77 (38 Kilmarnock Road, Symington, South Ayrshire, KA1 5PW)  for Curry-Heute on the return leg.

The last visit here was four earsy ago when Curry-Heute was in its infancy. Today there was better research. The Banquet as served at Balbir’s is available on weekends only. The Sunday-Thursday Menu is labelled – Early Evening Menu. This is is distinctive by a slightly lesser range, however Half Portions feature which encourages Sampling. Hector had made his selection already.

The same grey sky as featured in May 2010 hung over this rural idyll. With animals grazing in the adjacent fields, the setting here is somewhat different from the norm.

Who comes here, and how often?

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Only one table was occupied when we entered. By the time we left the place was half full. Impressive for a Wednesday evening. We were shown to a Table for Two in a different corner from last time, still at the window. More cows in the distance.

Mein Host took the Order for Sparkling Water and gave us a few minutes to make our selection. Marg fancied Pakora, but at the same time as her Main which would be Chicken Chettinad. A Chapatti at an unbelievable £1.55 would Accompany. Imagine ordering Three or Four…

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Lachha Pratha – I had to ask. Mein Host, Gerry, an easy name to remember, described a Paratha but the meaning of Lachha remained unclear. Sources suggest – Layers – Mein Host mentioned – Flaky– enough for Hector. Bring on the Flaky Paratha.

Lamb Masala was the only on-the-bone Curry. Mince Palak Methi could not be resisted. The inclusion of a Daal Makhni completed the Order, all Half Portions with the Meat options around the £5.00 to £6.00 mark.

One of the Two Young Waitresses did the Napkin Ritual. Black Paper versions were provided on request, all was set.

Balbir's Route77 Curry-Heute (4)The Pakora arrived First, Eight Pieces for £3.85, Twice the value witnessed of late in Angus/Aberdeenshire. The Pakora was remarkably Fresh, Hector restricted his intake to Two Pieces as this was Marg’s selection. We were halfway through the Pakora when the remainder of the Dishes were brought out.

The Paratha had been scored into Quarters but was still intact – Yay. However, it did look a bit overdone and was not at Thick and Flaky as hoped for. At least it was not as Limp as some that have been set before me. The First Dip into the Lamb Masala gave a Blast of Flavour – Impressive. There were Four Pieces of Lamb with One Sucky Bone. The Masala was Dark and Rich and Well-Seasoned. This was Very Good indeed, but not Sensational.

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Across the Table, Marg was celebrating the Daal Makhni. She has had this before and not taken to it, tonight there was no holding her back. Rich, Creamy, Nutty. She realised that a Whole Portion would be too much, but this to share was ideal. She left me some. It acted as a good break between the Two Meat Dishes.

Balbir's Route77 Curry-Heute (7)

Balbir's Route77 Curry-Heute (6)The Mince Palak Methi lacked Seasoning and would have benefited from more Methi. Keema Mutter is part of Hector’s staple diet, this disappointed. Café Reeshah still sets The Standard.

Marg pulled the Large Dark Red Chilli from her Chicken Chettinad. Classic South Indian Cooking. The Masala was Dark and again looked as Rich as the Lamb Masala. The Chicken content was Ample.

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Spicy, with a Peppery Black Bean Flavour, Enjoyable.

Coffee for Marg. Her Third consecutive Pleasingly Hot Coffee in a Curry House.

Overall, this was a Very Positive Experience. The Tablecloth was still White at the end which is more than can be said for Hector’s Polo. The Service was Excellent, with a Sincerity that was appreciated. It was good to see the place so busy when we left.

The Bill

£34.90. Pricey Bread, but no problems with the rest.

The Aftermath

The Calling Card was given to one of the Young Waitresses – I’ll give it to Gerry.

Gerry came over and sat beside us. He was shown the Website and the length of the List of Venues Visited. A Verbal Précis of the above was given.  A Pleasant Chat.

Gerry expressed his Thanks for our coming out this far. He related Plans to introduce Sole and Goat to the Menu in the future. Goat Curry, it has been a while.

Hector is no longer on holiday…

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