
Zaika (61a High Street, Dumbarton, Dunbartonshire, G82 1LS) popped up on a well known online map system, the name rang a bell, but this was a different spelling of Berlin’s finest Desi Curry House – Punjabi Zaiqa. Given that Dumbarton is closer to Hector’s House than Glasgow’s Southside, one always has hopes for this town.
Zaika opened eight weeks ago, so Mein Host assured me, in the premises which were Bollywood Lounge for long enough and One Up before that. An upstairs venue on the High Street, directly opposite the town centre shopping parade which is rapidly disappearing, there is little competition around these streets. The Dining Room @No.10 has long gone, Delhi Darbar, my late night Pakora stop maintains, Haveli, a Buffet House, simply does not attract.
Marg and Hector entered Zaika at 14.10 this Friday afternoon. Two tables were occupied, a group of seven then a couple at a window table with a wean. Fortunately, the latter soon left, with parents. A spacious room, we have been here before, we stood at the entrance for some five minutes, no staff. In time, I chose a table at the far end of the room, away from the group. A waitress emerged from the kitchen, then a turbaned chap, Mein Host. Sadly, there would be no engagement with him for some time.
Hector had questions to ask, the young waitress would probably not know the answers. Having studied the menu in advance, Punjabi Korma (Lamb – £11.95) was the standout Dish. Slightly hot with cream and lemon – this intrigued. I love the Citrus Flavour in a Desi Korma, was this it, but why Cream and not Yoghurt? The description of Punjabi Karahi (Lamb – £12.95) was going well until the added – Peppers and Onions. Hector, the relentless, will never give up questioning their inclusion – Ballast! Railway Lamb Curry (£12.95) could be anything. Mangalore Goat Kari, with Potatoes and presumably no Capsicum, took me back to my Kadhi thoroughly enjoyed at Annaya’s (Helensburgh) last week. Served on-the-bone, I am surprised I did not have this. However, Rajasthani Laal Maas (Lamb – £12.95) could not be resisted. One day I’ll recapture the wonder which was the Laal Lahori as served in the halcyon days at The Village (Glasgow). Zaika’s Laal Maas specifically mentioned – whole masala – so something which could meet the Desi criteria. Then there was – Desi Jalfrezi (Lamb – £12.95) – aye right, instantly dismissed. Why use this term for one Curry only on the menu and why this one?
So much to consider, no opperchancity to discuss.


Marg decided that the Lunch Menu (£9.95) would best match her needs. The inclusion of Vegetable Pakora and two Chapattis (£1.50) immediately made this sound like a deal. Lamb Bhoona would be her main course. Marg also decided to dismiss our customary Sparkling Water (£2.50) in favour of tap water.
Mushroom & Peas Rice (£3.50) would complete the Order. Hector’s study of Mushrooms continues. The Order placed, we watched the continuing deluge outside. Better inside than out. Another couple arrived, more business than I anticipated on a Friday afternoon. Are people discovering that this is the best time of day to enjoy a Curry? Closed on a Tuesday, Zaika is open all afternoon on Friday and Saturday, from 16.00 otherwise.
Vegetable Pakora

Five good-sized pieces with a Tomato/Chilli Sauce. One piece crossed the table and was duly dissected. The classic Onion-Potato-Coriander was present, not a bad wee kick from this Pakora, tasty too. On dipping the second half, the sauce was found to be a cut above the usual Sweet Chilli Sauce which I try to avoid.
Crispy and warm – was Marg’s take on the Pakora. As a portion, ideal as a Starter, I’m sure I’ve paid full price for less Pakora in some city restaurants.
The presentation of the main courses was after a short, and appropriate gap.
The Chapattis were the traditional ones, so hard to source these days. These I prefer by far. My little scrap would be used to test my Masala, after the ritual photograph.
The Mushroom Rice appeared to be a modest portion. Spread on the plate, definitely not for sharing, a sensible quantity. Unlike that served in Berlin’s namesake. The Mushrooms were firm, fresh, and so receive the thumbs up. The Peas were, well, Peas. The lightly Spiced Rice was not giving off any discernible Flavour.


Rajasthani Laal Maas

The Dry Red Chilli set the tone for this Curry no prisoners were being taken, not that I would be mad enough to eat this Topping. I arranged the ten pieces of Meat over the Rice and as is my custom, retained a fair dollop of the Masala for later. The Chilli could just stay where it was. The reddish-brown Masala was certainly viscous, no Shorva here. After Monday’s Sri Lankan experience at Kothu Rotti, this was a markedly different Curry.
The dipping of my toty piece of Chapatti into the Masala provoked a reaction. The Spice took me by surprise, catching the back of the throat. Start again, now I knew what I was dealing with.
OK, this Curry was up at the so-called Vindaloo level of Spice, correspondingly, the nose would run. The Hector can cope. Anyone can make a Spicy Curry, the Flavour is way more important. Where was it?
The Seasoning was way down, way, way down, worryingly so. Consequently, there was hardly any Flavour at all coming from this Curry. Mein Host approached the table right on cue to ask the customary question.
Having mentioned the lack of Seasoning, I had to ask:
Do you know the term – Karrah – the Seasoning brings out the Flavours?
He said he would deliver my comment to the kitchen.
I ate on. Tomato was the only discernible Flavour. The Lamb became incidental, not even the Flavour of – Mutton, a passenger in this meal. A pity, Tender to firm, the Meat had a decent Texture.
The menu clearly stated – whole masala. The only other solid in the Masala was sliced Syboes, no sign of any Whole Spice. So what had happened here?
Finishing the meal, this was very much a case of – it’s Curry, and so I must have enjoyed it. I will not be having this again.
Lamb Bhoona
Topped with some Coriander, and served in a small karahi, commensurate with being from the Lunch Menu, the Bhoona’s Masala was remarkably similar to the Laal Maas. Maybe a bit less – red. Hector’s Soupcon was duly sampled.
Oh, way better, there was a – sweet-warmth – emanating from this creation. I would happily have had this, though I do expect my Bhuna to be drier, less Masala. This was Marg’s Curry, the quantity was perfect for her:
A small dish with large pieces of lamb in a thick sauce which contained coriander and rich flavours of tomato and onion. I was able to cut the pieces of lamb before eating. The meat was soft in texture and overall a filling dish and I left a quarter of the second chapatti.
At least one of us was happy.
I should have ordered the – Goat. Next time.


The Bill
£26.40
The Aftermath
The Calling Card was given to Mein Host. I firstly showed the dedicated page for Punjabi Zaiqa (Berlin) – one of best Curry Houses in Germany – I informed him. On showing – Glasgow’s Top Rated – he recognised the Big Names, but not the more obscure venues favoured in Curry-Heute. And so down to the business of today’s Curry.
I raised the lack of – whole masala. He started telling me that the Spices are removed from the Rice before serving, a diversion. I quoted the description of the Laal Maas on the menu. Where was the Whole Spice? A bit of an open goal. The menu was misleading.
Back to my Curry and its lack of Flavour: there was no sense of Cumin, Clove, Cinnamon and Cardamom in this creation. Anyone can make my nose run, that’s not what Curry is about.
Good luck – was my parting comment.

The ritual Monday Curry in Glasgow was cancelled, maybe a break was required,
Woodside is close to where the Hector spent his formative years, hence Curry at Green Gates aged ten on Bank Street off Great Western Road. It was quickly established that Maryhill/Garscube Road 
Two tables and eight chairs were positioned under a lean-to 




What came, was certainly complex,
As Soupy as a Curry can be, a spoon proved to be the best way to tackle this – Shorva.
It took two sets of hands to capture the solids smothered by the Shorva. Then the small cut Mutton and Tomatoes were visible. However, in time, much more would be uncovered.
The first dip of the Parotta conveyed the rich Smoky, Peppery blast. If the enemy of Cur
These ingredients were blended to create the Shorva, however in true Desi style, other Whole Spices were revealed. I always seem to identify the presence of Cardamom when I bite into one, today, was no exception. Green Cardamom and a mass of Curry Leaves, were
Served in a metal handi, Onion rings and a wedge of Lime formed the topping. The Roti had been finely chopped, as had everything else. It became a case of what could Marg identify
I ordered the Mutton Kothu as something different and it certainly was. The dish was Sri Lankan and full of finely chopped everything. The main ingredients were vegetables and bread with small pieces of lamb. I thoroughly enjoyed the moist taste of these flavours. The green chillies gave the food a kick and the small pieces of onion, tomato, with red, green and orange
What do you call it? – I asked Ravi.

A lovely couple, we could happily have spent more time in their company. Anitha had to take her leave, this left us with Ravi, who was keen to chat. This business has only been in operation for a couple of months. Already, there are plans to expand. North Star Cafe on Queen Margaret Drive, is shortly to become theirs. A change of name assumed. With two outlets imminent, I had to ask – when will you see your wife?
And so Marg and Hector set off to find the new premises. En route, we did stop off at Queens Cross to visit Cafe D’Jaconelli for some of their famous ice cream. 



This evening’s Curry at
Poppadoms, Mango Chutney and Spiced Onion were brought in a flash, no messing
A Saturday night Curry, Marg and Hector stuck to the traditional daytime accompaniment, a large bottle of Sparkling Water (£4.70), Kath – tap water. Graeme succumbed to having yellow fizz, a pint of Cobra (£5.50).
Five large pieces of Haddock in batter, accompanied by two Dips, and a wee Salad. Eventually, everyone had sampled the Fish Pakora, all impressed. The freshness of the Spicy batter is the key here, if it has been sitting around and is reheated, not the same impact. Just the right amount of Spice in the batter to make it interesting. 



Ginger Strips, and a threat of Coriander, topped the Thick Masala. There appeared to be ample Chicken, boneless, plus some pieces of partially cooked-in Tomato. I would expect 
The Peas being so visible, suggests they had been added at the point of serving, along with the single Ginger Strip. A further cooked
Desi Lamb on-the-bone
I gave Graeme the sad news: his Curry could not taste as good as mine as I would only be photographing one. As it happened, my Curry was served in the usual flat plate with the rim, Graeme’s on a standard soup plate. 
What makes this Curry unique to
Tried and tested, this is a combination which works well. Graeme: 

A Saturday night Curry, and so Marg played the lets prolong the meal card. Chai was mentioned, Chai Latte (?) also. The waitress was asked – Masala Tea (£3.00) – times three, was duly ordered. Chai comes with latte, not how the Hector drinks his tea. Marg consulted further – Cinnamon, Ginger and Cardamom – feature in this creation.
At some point in the week, Sir Howard of Helensburgh arranged for an informal get together with Lady Eleanor of the same parish. Steve, Marg and Hector were invited to participate, a Lomond get-together, as an honourable member, Howard loves these.
Duly summoned at 21.


Howard and Eleanor would share a Vegetable Pakora (£5.95), the only ones having a Starter. The rest of us
Lamb Kadhi (£14.95) has never been tried here. Indeed, Marg’s Curry aside, that is four new Dishes being added to the array of 


Around eight large, Marg managed to purloin one. Assuming the double cooking, an opperchancity for Marg to fondly recall the halycon (sic, it’s a Lomond thing) days of



The suitably Thick Masala was topped with Coriander and an impressive quantity of sliced Bullet Chillies. Steve had asked for – Madras – hot, these Chillies do not give off a lot of heat.
As mentioned, Steve concentrated on his Bread for quite a while, the Fried Rice was very much the end game. How can he manage all this? Steve:
Topped with Coriander, Ginger Strips and fewer sliced Bullet Chillies, how – Soupy – was this? Maybe this is why this Curry has never been brought to Hector’s attention. 
Eleanor:
The Texture of the Masala here oozed – Tomato base. Topped with Ginger Strips and Coriander, this looked close to a Karahi. I would happily have ordered this based on its appearance. A Soupçon did cross the table, the intensity of Flavour that I was otherwise experiencing, did drown this one. Reciprocity, Howard agreed. Howard:
Our venue tonight offers the potential for some interesting and different curries. Each still needs an explanation from the owner. My choice tonight was Lahori Beef. Often with lamb dishes either the lamb has flavour or the sauce. The best lamb curries give you flavour from both. In this case with the beef it had flavour. The sauce looked excellent but didn’t release much flavour. The nan was good while the vegetable pakora shared with Eleanor as a starter didn’t offend. A decent curry without setting the world on fire. Some marinated leftovers for tomorrow might mean an improvement.
This Curry is different each time I see it. The Cashew Nut Topping maintains, however, the Masala here was way Soupier than that served
Enjoyed one piece of Vegetable Pakora which was crisp, with onion & potato.
Tarka-Onion and masses of Herb topped the Yoghurt-rich Masala. Not Creamy, per se, this was along the lines of my favoured style of Methi Gosht.
Dipping the Naan, and I seem to be doing a lot of this currently, there was a big – kick. Chillies from the Naan was my first reaction. I sampled the Masala alone, no difference, no prisoners. There was a significant degree of Chilli in the Masala. 

The cats were herded, we were last to leave. Out in the night, Howard, Takeaway in hand, posed in front of his birth place.
Now we know.
On this dreich Sunday afternoon, Hector and Marg headed east to the capital. Mohammad Abass, proprietor of Celestia (18 Eyre Place, Edinburgh EH3 5EP) had invited us to review his latest enterprise. Opened in the spring of this year, Celestia follows on from 

Celestia opens daily at 13.00 and remains so all afternoon, 


For the
T
Even dining at Celestia as guests, it

With
Clearly, t
Pomegranate, Cress and the artistic flourish of Sauces immediately caught the eye, 

Not the largest, but featuring the genuine Tandoori Texture, the Butter Naan was risen, blistered, puffy, as the Hector seeks. Served in quarters, why? Whole Bread makes much more of an impression, and permits the joy of tearing off strips. 
The beauty contest was over, now for the main event. Curry Leaves, part of the mysterious Topping, were quickly absorbed as I decanted. Ten pieces of Meat, of varied size, were arranged over the Rice. This left the Masala, suitably Thick, viscous, blended one assumes, 
A new Flavour! The reason why I had chosen this Dish.
The waiter approached to ask the cu
The Toppings here had more of a flourish, was that a whole Chilli hiding beneath a Ginger Strip
My main dish, Lamb Karahi, was served in a fancy pottery dish and we already had very hot plates for our food. I had some Mushroom Rice and added large pieces of lamb and thick sauce. The various textures added to the overwhelming flavour. The meat was very tender and I used my fork to cut them into smaller pieces. The thick masala contained dried green chillies, cardamom and coriander. Overall, the dish was very filling with both rice and some pieces of crispy naan bread. A very enjoyable dish, full of flavour.
At the end, but a scrap of Naan remained. 






After last night’s Gluten-free, Dairy-free, sans Tomato creation for a house guest, no restrictions, and actually only the second time I have cooked anything for a nearly a month. 









Aloo Gajar Mutter: chopped Potatoes, Carrots and Peas. As these would take more cooking time than the Courgette and Aubergine, five minutes-plus of cooking here before the grand moment.



A pack of six Lamb Chops were bought on my last visit to KRK, these were grilled whilst the Meat Samosas were reheated in the air fryer,
Rejuvenated, not. The pastry went rock hard, so much for all those who insist air-frying is the answer to everything. A bit of soggy microwaving might have been better.
These had been marinated before purchase, grilling is all that was required.
Three each, Marg took one initially, worried that she would be stuffed before the main event. A timeout was agreed. All six Lamb Chops duly disappeared. 

Stirred before serving, any excess liquid was quickly absorbed. Two portions, differing sizes, Hector knows his audience.
The Seasoning was spot on, no Salt had been added since the original heaped teaspoon.
A Samosa for starter, with some interesting Lamb Chops. The pastry was well done and very crunchy, but the filling was full of potato, peas and some meat. Very tasty.
A small help
Clean plates, and two portions left in the karahi. I imagine that a la Curry Cafe, this can only taste better the day after. Time will tell.
It’s Saturday,
The Rickmeister, aka – The Man from Bradford – had assured me that his Kofta Palak – Meat Ball Spinach (£10.50) was particularly outstanding on Thursday. This has been my go-to Curry when I get to 
In planning this trip, there was the consideration that whilst I have watched Chapatti John, and maybe others, devour the Rick Stein made famous – Meat Spinach Karahi (£11.50), I have never had this at 

The thick covering of Coriander stood out on top of the mass of Meat and Herb-rich Masala. The peripheral Oil let me convince myself that this Curry was somewhat along the lines of my preferred Spinach in a Masala, not just a mass of Herbs.
As pieces of Tomato surfaced, the beginning of another taste dimension. I appear to be over-enjoying Tomatoes of late. Two weeks in

On the return from Huddersfield, the Hector had to show reasoned restraint not to alight at Wakefield. Maybe December will present another opperchancity. Back in 

What to have? A revamped
A group of chaps to my left finished their meal and departed, I was the only customer. The staff wiped down surfaces, then were down on the floor cleaning the table supports. Thorough, having failed the hygiene inspection back in 2018, taking no chances.
A hot plate was brought from the kitchen then soon after, the food arrived. Three Chapattis, and as earlier in the day at
The Toppings of Coriander and cooked in Tomato looked oh so familiar. The abundant Meat seemed to be protruding from the karahi, loads.
Tomato Seeds in the Masala, quality, then there was the pieces of Tomato themselves. These had retained their heat, another explosion in the mouth.
With the staff dressed to go home, bar my chap, I had to form my own escape plan. Pack what was left? No fridge. Keep eating, another twenty minutes possibly. Not fair.
The Aftermath
This is going to be a long day. Having checked in at The Lord Clyde where the Münchener Oktoberfestbier was already flowing, Hector the abstemious, headed up the slope to
Five fellow diners were in situ, I sat close to the till and adjacent to two University chaps deep in conversation about rogue students. Education, do I miss it? Consider this: half of the population are of below average intelligence, OK, median. 
Three Chapattis, the ones I was brought up on, thin, unobtrusive, and no sign of Wholemeal Flour. As ever, I would manage no more than two.
There was plenty of Meat on the plate, no need to count. Larger cuts than the Bradford-small I have become used to. Is this no longer the
The Curry finished, Jan was for clearing the table. I asked that he leave the Salad, Poppadoms and Raita. Poppadom for Dessert, this worked. Way better than spoiling one’s appetite at the start of a meal. I ate one.
And so for Huddersfield. With major railway works ongoing, the shorter route via Brighouse was a replacement bus. Instead, I found myself changing at Leeds and approaching via Wakefield. Wakefield, I need to get back there,
Wilton Street in the heart of
Des N Pa
The Rickmeister is associated with those who have arranged for proper Münchener Oktoberfestbier to be served in
At 15.45, Hector Naypals arrived at Des N Pardes, nobody there. I would dine alone. The place is unrecognisable compared to, lets face it, what was a dump of a venue when last here.


Whilst I waited, time to consider the ongoing events on the eastern end of the Mediterranean. Two years and two days since the October 7 massacre, finally a ceasefire is in sight. Maybe the beginning of the end of this n
Tomatoes, big slices, fresh and tasty. With the sharp Raita added, quite a treat. The Onions and Cucumber were incidental, and let’s not mention the green.
The Naan was quartered, now we know to ask for – whole Bread.
Topped with Ginger Strips, a threat of Coriander and two large pieces of cooked-in Tomato, well presented, and hot food! The Meat appeared to be significantly larger than the customary – Bradford-small. 
Did I enjoy the food? Of course, it was Curry, but not why I came to 



