On this dreich Sunday afternoon, Hector and Marg headed east to the capital. Mohammad Abass, proprietor of Celestia (18 Eyre Place, Edinburgh EH3 5EP) had invited us to review his latest enterprise. Opened in the spring of this year, Celestia follows on from Cilantro and Bo’ness Spice, both of which have been reviewed in these pages.


Located on an arterial road in the heart of Stockbridge, Celestia aims to deliver a luxury dining experience. Heavenly Cuisine – served in the north-west of Edinburgh, with prices to match, the opposite end of the spectrum from Marg and Hector’s €5.00 feast at Zam Zam (Roma) posted last month.
Celestia opens daily at 13.00 and remains so all afternoon, perfect for those of us who enjoy a Curry mid-afternoon. Arriving early for our 17.00 booking, we would be the first diners this evening. Greeted by the young waitress, she checked the book to verify our reason for being here. Mein Host would not be present today, one day we’ll actually meet.
With the choice of any seats in the restaurant, we took a corner table at the window. The decidedly deluxe menu was brought, drinks were sorted, a large bottle of Sparkling Water (£3.25?).


For the less abstemious, there are two beer taps, the Indian IPA will have to be explored at a later date.
When invited to review a restaurant, and today makes five in the east of Scotland, our model has been to eschew Starters and concentrate on the Curry: two main courses and a Vegetable Side. To not have a Starter at Celestia would surely be a mistake. Thought and imagination have clearly been applied here, how could one resist such an array of Interesting Vegetarian Starters? Marg selected – Assorted Vegetable Crisp (£7.95), whilst the Hector chose Potato Khubani Tiki Chat (£9.75).
The Hector already knew his choice of main course: Gongora Lamb Mamam (£18.95). Gongora (sorrel/roselle) is a herb seen oft in Asian grocers, but to date, never bought by this commentator. A sour leaf used in South Indian cooking, this would be a new experience. Despite – bell pepper – being clearly mentioned on the menu, Marg surprised me by opting for Lamb Karahi (£17.95). Back to the model: Mushroom Pulao (£4.95) and a Butter Naan (3.50) would complete the Order.
Even dining at Celestia as guests, it would not be true to Curry-Heute if I did not admit to steering Marg away from her customary Roti (£3.25). Especially having just returned from Bradford where, traditionally, three Chapattis are included with each main course. All things in perspective, this is fine dining, but Bread remains flour and water.
Poppadoms etc. were offered, as apparently they always must, declined. I explained that we had no wish to fill up on these when much better things awaited.
I asked that there would be a substantial gap between Starters and main courses.


With further time to take in the surroundings, pink and purple was Marg’s take, the Hector went for – lilac, the illumination is the major feature of the décor. No tablecloths, yay, every table was set to match the menu. Ambient piano music, filled the air. Between tracks, someone in the kitchen held fort. Ambience, Marg likes ambience, the antithesis of my Bradford Curry last week where one had to ask for cutlery. Hector can enjoy Curry in both Worlds.
Potato Khubani Tiki Chat
Clearly, this was neither Bradford or Roma, the presentation bordered on the spectacular. Topped with Sev, this Chat had the expected ingredients – abundant Chana, (Chickpeas) and the three sauces: Yoghurt, Tamarind and Green Chutney. Pomegranate Seeds and Cress also formed part of the garnish. This was going to be a veritable melange of Textures and hopefully Flavours.
Whole Potato is what was expected, instead, a more complex Mash sat beneath the Toppings, two balls. I would have preferred these to be served hotter, but maybe that would have interfered with the other ingredients. On tackling the Potato Mash, Cumin was to the fore.
Well Seasoned, the Tamarind playing a significant part here, there was also a considerable kick, from where, I never established. Khubani, apricot, wherever this was, again not picked up by this diner. Perhaps in the Mash?
The gritty Sev, fine noodles made from Chana Flour, more associated with Bombay Mix, marked one end of the spectrum of Textures, the Potato Mash, the other. In between, the seasonal Pomegranate was a welcome addition. In terms of both Texture and Flavours, the synergy of this creation impressed.
Assorted Vegetable Crisp
Pomegranate, Cress and the artistic flourish of Sauces immediately caught the eye, the Banana Leaf beneath, all part of the creativity. Hector does not see this in the humble Curry Cafes of Glasgow’s Southside. The principal players: three masses of what I shall describe as Bhaji-meets-Pakora. Regular readers should predict the intrusion of – there ain’t no such thing as an Onion Bhaji. Hector’s Soupçon was half of one ball. With Potato and Onion most identifiable, I found these to be – Dry. Marg kept offering the red sauce, I resisted, and continued to marvel at the Seasoning. This was at the – brave – end of the scale. Karrah! – no Seasoning, no Flavour.
My reason for resisting the red sauce was my, wrong as it happened, assumption that this was the disgustingly Sweet, standard, bottled Chilli Sauce, which is universally employed. Far from it, an in-house creation, else Celestia’s Chef has found a better source of materials than everyone else. Chilli, Tomato, sharp, most unusual, and not Sweet! The relatively dry Bhaji/Pakora was thus complemented.
Marg now gets to speak:
I chose Assorted Vegetable Crisp expecting something a little different, but three fairly large pieces of Pakora were on my plate. The rolled Pakora was full of onion, potato, peas with cress, tiny seeds of pomegranate, tiny cubes of beetroot and tomato displayed on the side. I enjoyed them and added the red spicy sauce for more moisture.
The clean plates were removed by the waitress, I proposed serving the Curry at 17.30, a decent gap. Marg said she was already raring to go. Calm.
In the interval, a new member of staff joined the team. He would engage with us for the remainder of our meal. New to Celestia, at this point I gave him the Calling Card to explain who we are, and why we were here, just in case…
At exactly 17.30, two hot plates were brought to the table, the main courses soon followed.
Mushroom Rice has become Hector’s thing in 2025, some outstanding examples are reviewed, particularly in Glasgow’s West End. Sadly, Celestia’s was not in the same league. Again, value for money in Sundries is a common thread throughout Curry-Heute. This portion was hardly commensurate with the price, even allowing for the pukka atmosphere.


The small bowl was almost too hot to handle, a positive. The contents, however, cooled rapidly, even on the hot dinner plate. The Tarka-Onion aside, as a Pulao, there was nothing distinctive in terms of Flavour. The soft Mushrooms, although fresh, disappointed. Firm is so much better. Perhaps Mushrooms grow better in the West?
The Mushroom Rice shared, there wasn’t much on the plate. So, no wastage, unlike many a Euro-Curry experience.
Not the largest, but featuring the genuine Tandoori Texture, the Butter Naan was risen, blistered, puffy, as the Hector seeks. Served in quarters, why? Whole Bread makes much more of an impression, and permits the joy of tearing off strips. As the meal progressed, the Naan quickly disappeared, Marg’s preference for Bread over Rice. Then some Naan miraculously reappeared. Hector’s right to share was recognised, also Marg’s acceptance that she was rapidly filling. Surprisingly, a quarter of the Naan would remain.
Gongora Lamb Mamam

The beauty contest was over, now for the main event. Curry Leaves, part of the mysterious Topping, were quickly absorbed as I decanted. Ten pieces of Meat, of varied size, were arranged over the Rice. This left the Masala, suitably Thick, viscous, blended one assumes, no surplus Oil. The Earthy aroma already had me onside. Some may consider this Curry to be – Soupy, else, this may be how the majority expect Curry to appear.

A new Flavour! The reason why I had chosen this Dish. Earthy indeed, Dry-tasting, sources suggest – Tangy and Sour – is what was to be expected. The Seasoning was remarkable, beyond – brave!
Moderately Spiced – was noted at the start, towards the end, this was revised upwards. From where this extra – kick – originated was not revealed.
The Naan dipped in the Masala was one side of the meal. Here the true intensity of the sauce was revealed. Curry and Rice ran in parallel, the Tenderest of Lamb came into play. The Meat was giving back just enough to earn Hector’s praise. This is why I was here, this is why Curry-Heute is written. The Chef at Celestia has created a blend of Herbs and Spice which has never previously been encountered, and most importantly, it worked.
The waiter approached to ask the customary question.
I’m tasting something new! – I exclaimed.
Apart from the free food, this most certainly had made the journey worthwhile.
I would definitely have this again, however, on a return visit, the equally unique Karahi would have to be explored.
Lamb Karahi
The Toppings here had more of a flourish, was that a whole Chilli hiding beneath a Ginger Strip and what I took to be large-leafed Coriander? At this time, the Hector’s attention was firmly elsewhere.
The Thick Masala had all the signs of being Tomato-based, so certainly not from the same pot as the above. Once more, no peripheral Oil. When a Soupçon crossed the table, I was somewhat taken aback by the difference in Flavour from my own Curry. A major juxtaposition, I explored no further less I spoil my own meal. One key feature did have to be established:
How may pieces of Capsicum?
None.
When Marg did unveil the two whole Green Chillies, she knew the best way of dealing with them. Hopefully, they had already completed their mission.
The Hector shall continue to despair that Mainstream Restaurants insist on serving big blobs of Onion and Capsicum in their so-called – Karahi. None here, a big tick, so the – bell pepper – had been blended in, one surmises. I am fine with that, although the Flavour of the Masala can be impaired. Was that my reaction to my Soupçon? Towards the end, Marg was offering me her last three pieces of Lamb, declined. I believe the Meat content of her Karahi was greater than my Curry. Marg:
My main dish, Lamb Karahi, was served in a fancy pottery dish and we already had very hot plates for our food. I had some Mushroom Rice and added large pieces of lamb and thick sauce. The various textures added to the overwhelming flavour. The meat was very tender and I used my fork to cut them into smaller pieces. The thick masala contained dried green chillies, cardamom and coriander. Overall, the dish was very filling with both rice and some pieces of crispy naan bread. A very enjoyable dish, full of flavour.
I missed the Cardamom, another Whole Spice. In the parameters of Curry-Heute, this certainly promotes Celestia to a higher league, and sets it apart from the – Mainstream. Maybe Lamb on-the-bone at Celestia might be a step too far?
At the end, but a scrap of Naan remained.
Two other couples had arrived, they sat separately at the the far side, near the other window. This was evidently one couples’ first visit to Celestia, I heard them say they had occasionally passed and decided to give it a try. I did see a few people outside study the menu posted at the doorway, maybe one day?
The waiter brought the Dessert / Hot Beverage menu, the waitress came to take an Order. On another day, I would not have walked away from the Wild Berry Cheesecake (£11.95). Marg and I were both of the opinion that we were not here to abuse the hospitality, but review the Curry. The waitress tried further to tempt:
– the Gulab Jamun (£10.95) is made here.
I explained that I like to leave – savoury – on the palate. Marg typically has other ideas.
The Cumin Seed, which usually dislodges itself an hour or so after Curry eating, magically appeared before our departure, most unusual. Savoury! Desi!
One day we shall get to meet Mr. Mohammad Abass, now that I have completed my task, I thank him again for his hospitality. Our appreciation, as always, to Scott and Julia of – Hotels PR – who once again made today possible.
2025 Menu







After last night’s Gluten-free, Dairy-free, sans Tomato creation for a house guest, no restrictions, and actually only the second time I have cooked anything for a nearly a month. 









Aloo Gajar Mutter: chopped Potatoes, Carrots and Peas. As these would take more cooking time than the Courgette and Aubergine, five minutes-plus of cooking here before the grand moment.



A pack of six Lamb Chops were bought on my last visit to KRK, these were grilled whilst the Meat Samosas were reheated in the air fryer,
Rejuvenated, not. The pastry went rock hard, so much for all those who insist air-frying is the answer to everything. A bit of soggy microwaving might have been better.
These had been marinated before purchase, grilling is all that was required.
Three each, Marg took one initially, worried that she would be stuffed before the main event. A timeout was agreed. All six Lamb Chops duly disappeared. 

Stirred before serving, any excess liquid was quickly absorbed. Two portions, differing sizes, Hector knows his audience.
The Seasoning was spot on, no Salt had been added since the original heaped teaspoon.
A Samosa for starter, with some interesting Lamb Chops. The pastry was well done and very crunchy, but the filling was full of potato, peas and some meat. Very tasty.
A small help
Clean plates, and two portions left in the karahi. I imagine that a la Curry Cafe, this can only taste better the day after. Time will tell.
It’s Saturday,
The Rickmeister, aka – The Man from Bradford – had assured me that his Kofta Palak – Meat Ball Spinach (£10.50) was particularly outstanding on Thursday. This has been my go-to Curry when I get to 
In planning this trip, there was the consideration that whilst I have watched Chapatti John, and maybe others, devour the Rick Stein made famous – Meat Spinach Karahi (£11.50), I have never had this at 

The thick covering of Coriander stood out on top of the mass of Meat and Herb-rich Masala. The peripheral Oil let me convince myself that this Curry was somewhat along the lines of my preferred Spinach in a Masala, not just a mass of Herbs.
As pieces of Tomato surfaced, the beginning of another taste dimension. I appear to be over-enjoying Tomatoes of late. Two weeks in

On the return from Huddersfield, the Hector had to show reasoned restraint not to alight at Wakefield. Maybe December will present another opperchancity. Back in 

What to have? A revamped
A group of chaps to my left finished their meal and departed, I was the only customer. The staff wiped down surfaces, then were down on the floor cleaning the table supports. Thorough, having failed the hygiene inspection back in 2018, taking no chances.
A hot plate was brought from the kitchen then soon after, the food arrived. Three Chapattis, and as earlier in the day at
The Toppings of Coriander and cooked in Tomato looked oh so familiar. The abundant Meat seemed to be protruding from the karahi, loads.
Tomato Seeds in the Masala, quality, then there was the pieces of Tomato themselves. These had retained their heat, another explosion in the mouth.
With the staff dressed to go home, bar my chap, I had to form my own escape plan. Pack what was left? No fridge. Keep eating, another twenty minutes possibly. Not fair.
The Aftermath
This is going to be a long day. Having checked in at The Lord Clyde where the Münchener Oktoberfestbier was already flowing, Hector the abstemious, headed up the slope to
Five fellow diners were in situ, I sat close to the till and adjacent to two University chaps deep in conversation about rogue students. Education, do I miss it? Consider this: half of the population are of below average intelligence, OK, median. 
Three Chapattis, the ones I was brought up on, thin, unobtrusive, and no sign of Wholemeal Flour. As ever, I would manage no more than two.
There was plenty of Meat on the plate, no need to count. Larger cuts than the Bradford-small I have become used to. Is this no longer the
The Curry finished, Jan was for clearing the table. I asked that he leave the Salad, Poppadoms and Raita. Poppadom for Dessert, this worked. Way better than spoiling one’s appetite at the start of a meal. I ate one.
And so for Huddersfield. With major railway works ongoing, the shorter route via Brighouse was a replacement bus. Instead, I found myself changing at Leeds and approaching via Wakefield. Wakefield, I need to get back there,
Wilton Street in the heart of
Des N Pa
The Rickmeister is associated with those who have arranged for proper Münchener Oktoberfestbier to be served in
At 15.45, Hector Naypals arrived at Des N Pardes, nobody there. I would dine alone. The place is unrecognisable compared to, lets face it, what was a dump of a venue when last here.


Whilst I waited, time to consider the ongoing events on the eastern end of the Mediterranean. Two years and two days since the October 7 massacre, finally a ceasefire is in sight. Maybe the beginning of the end of this n
Tomatoes, big slices, fresh and tasty. With the sharp Raita added, quite a treat. The Onions and Cucumber were incidental, and let’s not mention the green.
The Naan was quartered, now we know to ask for – whole Bread.
Topped with Ginger Strips, a threat of Coriander and two large pieces of cooked-in Tomato, well presented, and hot food! The Meat appeared to be significantly larger than the customary – Bradford-small. 
Did I enjoy the food? Of course, it was Curry, but not why I came to 










Having taken our places, so Marg began to describe our recent Curry outings in both
Daal
Daal is a Dish which the Hector usually only has in a Buffet scenario, unless someone is keen to share a Side of Daal Makhani. There’s a Dish which is overdue another appearance in
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Is there Coconut? – I did ask.
The Aftermath
It was in 


Between us and them, the counter with Curry on display a la typical Curry Cafe, and a line of others having a Bier, or two. 





The menu gave options for Spice Level, I decided to take the chance – Vindaloo. Surely this scale is way out of date, who orders – Madras? Principiante – translates as – Beginner. Try using that in a Glasgow Curry House. 

Ten good sized pieces of Pakora, plus a tiddler, these definitely did not come from the Cumbernauld (Scotland)
We walked into a very noisy eating establishment, sat in the quieter area, although surrounded by women with fizzy wine. My plate had a generous amount of Vegetable Pakora on a bed of shredded lettuce, it was hot. I enjoyed the crispy pieces of onion, potato and batter. I needed the sweet chilli sauce to dip the larger pieces into It was too dry without it.
In time, Hector’s Curry arrived. 
Lamb on-the-bone, always the preferred way. Ten pieces of Meat sat in a Soupy Masala. A thinly textured Masala displaying no sign of either Onion or Tomato,
This Curry proved to be all about the Meat. Super-soft, the Lamb was certainly packing Flavour, the Seasoning was to the fore here also. Meat which gives, always a plus. How this Curry had been cooked, I can only imagine, the Meat and Masal

Later, as we crossed the road to Hotel Igea, I decided to give 

Sunday, 12.30, we walked into
Do you sell Indian food?
The wonderful Lamb Curry which brought me back to 
For Marg, Desi Nashta! Anda Bhurji (€5.00) makes its first appearance in Curry-Heute. Marg was swithering between this and an omelette.
For drinks, Fanta for Hector, a bottle of water for Marg.
The only diner present on our arrival soon departed. He was soon replaced by two mature ladies who I thought were just here for the wine They did order Fish, which of course, came with chips. I was amused to hear the discussion about how chilled they wanted their red wine, not – if. Red Wine at room temperature, there’s another myth that needs debunked.


Scrambled Eggs in Onion and Tomato, something different. No complaints from Marg, she soon devoured this:
Seven small-ish pieces of Chicken, served on-the-bone, sat in an Oily Shorva. After yesterday’s dubious Masala at Punjabi Dhaba, the Hector was back on more familiar ground. This was a proper Shorva, but sadly, having ordered the Rice, it soon disappeared. 
The alternative, dipping Bread would have overcome this, too late. The positive outcome: the Tasty Rice became even tastier. 





Zam Zam Restaurant (Via Casilina, 493, 00177 Roma RM, Italia) 

There is a cluster of Curry Cafes around Zam Zam, the motherlode of Desi Curry in 

We did stand out somewhat, 



When the food was brought on a large tray, we were taken aback by the array. Two ample portions of Curry, two plates of what we assumed were – Dips, and four Naan.
Round, ample, and served whole, these were heading towards the perfect Naan. A bit pale perhaps, but they had risen, displayed the start of blisters, light and fluffy, a given. Still, we would abandon two. 

I didn’t count the Meat, this seemed incidental, it was the initial appearance that had me won already. A Thick, Minimal Masala, Tomato Seeds visible, this was a Desi Karahi.
Five days without Curry, five days of trying to survive on traditional Greek Cuisine and Italian Pasta, the taste-buds have been well looked after, but here, now, this Karahi, was a shock to the system.
Yet, it was time to experiment. I too added a couple of spoons of the Dahi Bhalla to the side of my Curry plate. This added further Creaminess, a varied Texture.
The Hector was in the zone, fun in the extreme. And unlike an American sitcom, I have not telegraphed the joke. The bib had to be wiped. Today’s shirt may be blue, The Famous play later, but Marg has had enough of removing Turmeric stains from my light coloured t-shirts. The illusion of collar & tie may well become a constant feature in
Mince so dark, it was surely not Chicken. The quantity of Chickpeas was sufficient to have their presence known: this was not a Vegetable Curry. The Mince was moist, not to excess, an Oily residue was collecting around the periphery of the platter.
A small cafe that was busy. We both squeezed in a table next to the door to join a single customer already eating. (
My own dish had plenty flavour with a good spice level. I noticed very small pieces of red chillies, coriander and peppercorns within the sauce. A rich, oily base, also present.
Hector then poured the Lassi into two glasses, and I enjoyed this after I had eaten all of the Keema. An interesting meal, very enjoyable.
Whether
The Calling Card issued, I trawled through all the photos in the
Shoabib was very compliant, he stood back such that I could secure an even better photo of the Fayre. I went out back and managed not to disturb the other diners as I captured the setting of the outside seating area.
And so The Famous lost again
It has been two years since the Hector last ate at 
Marg and Hector arrived at 13.45 this afternoon, a good time to find the place empty. It soon filled up as people returned from Friday Prayers. Prices for main courses have increased by €1.00 since my last visit. On asking for one Naan, our waiter, who spoke excellent English, reminded me that each main comes with two Naan. Apparently I was having two, regardless.
On the five minute walk up from Iroon Square (Psyri), Marg said she would not be having Curry, or anything at all. On taking her seat, this changed to – I’ll have a Samosa (€1.00). This quickly became two, and then there’s the matter of the Raita and Salad which always appears along with bottles of chilled water. 

The pair of Naan looked so inviting. Served whole, pale but risen with big blisters, this hot Bread is a delight. Soft, fluffy, I wish I could accommodate more, that just ain’t going to happen.
Two things immediately stood out: the Meat was boneless, and there was a lot of it. Eighteen pieces of meat, no tiddlers, this was probably more Meat than I would tackle when sharing a kilo of Karahi Gosht, on-the-bone.
Tomato Seeds shrouded the Meat.
There were no pronounced Spices that I could detect, though Marg’s Soupçon had her announce – Cinnamon. The Beef was giving of
Marg has been known to have one only, not today. Hot – was an early declaration, satisfying after her disappointment of two days back at
I decided on two Vegetable Samosas. The Salad had already arrived with the Raita. I added the Salad to my plate. The Samosa was hot 
