

Occasionally one comes across a venue which is not a Curry House, but does sell Curry, and something says it has to be investigated. Such is Auld Acquaintance (9 Dalrymple St., Girvan Ayrshire KA26 9EU) our first port of call for a late lunch when we arrived in Girvan on Sunday afternoon.
If proof was ever required that Hector does eat multi-national food, then the Croque Monsieur enjoyed on Sunday may go some way towards this. One helluva mass of Cheese and Ham was present.


Meanwhile, Marg had a rather tasty Greek Salad. Despite the Fetta being grated, instead of the preferred – slabs, this went down very well. If the Salad which accompanied the Croque Monsieur was anything to go by, Marg’s choice must have been wonderful. Mein Host, and Chef, Premil, came out from the kitchen to check all was well. His partner, Delphina, works front of house, both are great personalities.

Auld Acquaintance, a Restaurant by name, a Cafe by décor, has a World Menu. My decision to come this evening was to sample the Curry as Delphina predicted when we departed on Sunday. Marg need not have Curry, her choice.

A Curry features as the – Daily Special, tonight – Chicken Dhansak. You can’t win them all. The Menu has – Authentic Curry (Veg from) £10.99. Fish, Beef and Pork are an extra £2.50, £3.00 and £2.00 respectively. On telling Delphina that I preferred to avoid – Chicken – she went through to the kitchen and returned with – Kofta – as an additional alternative. Kofta – was recorded as – Malai Kofta – also – Spicy. Marg chose Penne Carbonara, however she was not about to abandon the food of the Indian Subcontinent. When Vegetable Samosas were mentioned, a portion of four was ordered to start. We were advised that they would be – small.
The four Samosas were served with an interesting Yoghurt Dip and a salad garnish. Piping hot, they packed a Spicy punch,. Potato featured prominently, the Pastry was fresh and flaky, definitely moreish.
No sooner had we finished the Samosas when Delphina brought out the Curry Ensemble.
Kofta Curry Ensemble
This was quite a spread, two brown, puffy Flatbreads, a Yoghurt Dip, Mango Chutney, a Poppadom, and a karahi containing the Kofta in a sound looking Masala. As I took stock of what lay before me, and planned my attack, Prenil came out with a Soupçon of Lamb Liver Pate.


I decanted the Rice which featured Raisins. For once, this was not Basmati. The portion was sensible.
I counted six Kofta as I arranged them on the Rice, each would be halved. With all the Bits, this would be quite a meal.
The first dip of Bread into the Masala was a shocker. What on Earth was this? Last night at Yasmin’s across the road, I struggled to sense any Flavour. Tonight it was going to be a matter of coming to terms with what I was eating. This was unlike anything I have ever encountered. Beyond – Earthy, was it the Bread or the Masala? I dipped the Bread in the Yoghurt, all was well, the Bread was sound.
On tackling the Kofta, the same strange Spice hit again, plus a Cheesy taste, not Foostie, surely? Delphina had said – Malai. That implied – Vegetable, these Kofta were made from finely ground Meat. The palate adjusted, I continued, alternating between Kofta and Bread-Masala. Small pieces of the dreaded Red Peppers were present, these were set aside. I hadn’t declared my aversion, it was a case of wait and see what comes. It was time to introduce the Liver Pate, something familiar.
Prenil came out and asked if this was the best Curry I have ever tasted. Apparently nine out of ten people have said thus. Hector, sadly, is one who says otherwise.
What was I tasting? I began a process of elimination. Cinnamon, absolutely not, definitely a Spice, not a Herb, so that ruled out Methi/Coriander. Not – Aniseed, Clove, Cumin (Seed), Tamarind, the big hitters. What’s left? Powdered – Coriander and Cumin? I must pair these when I get home and taste that combination. Or, is it possible there’s a pungent Spice which Hector does not know of?
I cannot say I could ever rave about this Curry, however, it was most certainly a – taste experience. Better than – bland – I suppose.


It took me an age to work my way through all this. Marg had long finished her authentic looking Carbonara, so ordered a Coffee with Shortbread, whilst I had Poppadom and Mango Chutney for – Dessert.
The Bill
£40.42 This was relayed verbally, and so I can give no breakdown.
The Aftermath
We did establish that our hosts are originally from Bombay and worked in London before coming to Scotland. How does one end up in Girvan?
Girvan is the quietest town I have visited in years.




Marg and Hector are in Girvan for a few days – Staycation-2021. In this west coast seaside town, en-suite accommodation was available at a sensible price for our chosen dates. Why do so many Scottish B&Bs think a shared bathroom is acceptable in this century?
I had booked a table for 19.00, and so Mein Host greeted us by name throughout our visit. A young waitress took our Drinks order, a litre bottle of Sparkling Water was brought. With no Drinks Menu, there was no clue as to the cost. 
There is a £1.50 surcharge on the quoted £10.95 for Lamb, therefore at £12.45, quite pricey for a Restaurant in the provinces. Of course, a substantial portion may justify this. Marg would choose from the – Medium Dishes – Lamb Lassani (£12.45). To accompany, Mushroom Rice (£3.75) and a Plain Paratha (£2.95). 








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Marg was ahead of me in complimenting the Meat, it was delightfully Tender. The Meat count was into double figures, each piece was a good size, so the price felt justified. 

No Toppings, one cannot therefore take – foliage – for granted. Having sampled a Soupçon of the Masala, it was difficult to say how it differed from the Cobra other than having less of a – kick. Again, in terms of Flavour, nothing significant was coming across. Ginger Strips and Coriander Leaves could have done a lot for this Curry. Marg’s verdict:
We cleared our plates: every grain of Rice, crumb of Paratha, karahi wiped clean. This confirms that there was absolutely nothing wrong with the food served here this evening, but we were back in the land of Mainstream Curry. One always hopes to discover something special, surprising, not this evening. 




Madras Cafe (82 Howard St., Glasgow G1 4EE) is the third Curry House to occupy this locus. 
The young waiter brought the Menu complete with lunchtime (£6.50) and pre-theatre (£9.95) options. The Lunch Menu clearly says Monday to Friday, so maybe a change of policy? Having studied the online Menu, – something in Fish – is what I had in mind. Soupy Curry is typical of that served here under the previous incarnations, if I can tolerate this at
Three more diners entered. I heard them ask for a – Drinks Menu – but could not make out the response, they took soft drinks in the end. The Bar has an array of bottled spirits, and presumably liqueurs. There are no Bier taps. 

The platter seemed huge, and the Fish occupied most of it. The Sea Bass may been deliberately broken into four pieces. As I carefully decanted the bits, so I became fully aware of just how much Fish was here. It is always difficult to judge the actual quantity of the Flaked Fish as served in a typical Bradford Fish Karahi. As I started breaking up the quarters, I could tell that this was going to be a lot of eating.
The yellow, pepper-speckled, creamy, Masala was not excessive, and the viscosity impressed. This was not a Soupy Curry, the ratio of – Meat to Masala – was favourable. Green Beans and bits of something – red – were immediately prominent. Tomato, I deduced eventually, not Carrots, and not …
The Spice Level was moderate initially, but built. When I bit into a supposedly Green Bean and got a huge – kick – I realised some were Green Chillies. No problems with the Spice Level then, and for some I would suggest – take care! There was no sense of the taste of Coconut in the Masala. Not that I mind Coconut, but it does lead to Sweet Curry, this was not. I would upgrade the waiter’s – quite rich – to – seriously rich. This is not the style of Curry that Hector would normally order. Nor did the Masala have the South Indian Smokey Flavour that I have come to associate with
It took fully twenty five minutes to eat this Curry. The young waiter, who had witnessed my photographing the Menu and all thereafter, came over to ask if I was enjoying the food. I gestured to my almost empty plate.
I asked for – The Bill – instead, a chap resplendent in Chef’s uniform stood beside me, beaming, this was Shabu, Mein Host. He confirmed their opening during Lockdown had been a far from ideal time to launch a new business. As I talked Shabu through the Curry-Heute website on the still reliable Oppo, he realised that he knew me from his time at 













Topped with copious pieces of large sliced Green Chillies and Coriander Leaves, this was unlike anything ever seen before. Two Salmon Steaks were smothered in the darkest of Tomato-rich Masalas. I did ask Waris if it was all Tomato, Onions were in there too. My wife’s recipe – he admitted.
It looked as though the Spiced Salmon had been baked in the Masala, everything was therefore in harmony. Marg was loving this, a unique experience, nobody has ever served a Fish Karahi like this anywhere else. 

Ginger Strips had been added to the Toppings. The Masala appeared identical to that which had smothered the Salmon. The Lamb was on-the-bone, and so the portion was not excessive, especially when Marg announced that she would only have a Soupçon. For Hector, this would be a case of eat slowly, enjoy.
The Meat varied in quality. Some pieces were delightfully Soft, others took quite a bit of chewing. The bones were discarded, Lamb and Fish bones on the same plate, another unique experience.
The Bill
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