Having oft cited my favourite Curry House in Berlin, and having visited it yesterday, time to try a new place. Years back, I came to realise that the Mainstream Berlin Curry Houses were becoming regarded as – tiresome, same menu, same styles, same flavours, regardless of claims otherwise. However, more South Indian restaurants have appeared in Berlin in recent times, more potent Flavours, way beyond the ubiquitous – Kerala – which appears on too many menus, and doesn’t deliver. And so it was with an air of optimism that the Hector planned to reach the south west of Kreuzberg and Yummy Kitchen (Zossener Straße 13, 10961 Berlin, Deutschland).
After yesterday, I thought the most difficult thing today might be getting out of bed, Google and BVG were about to make things even tougher. The BVG strike is over, the U Bahn is running, alas, thanks to the start of the national elections, and corresponding protests across the streets of Berlin, no trams. Google didn’t know this, nor could they spot that the U7 takes one to Gneisenau Straße, metres from Yummy Kitchen. The legs were asking – wtf – as the Hector made the needless walk from Hallesches Tor.
Arriving at 15.00, Hector’s preferred eating time, it still felt a bit early for brunch. The sign – Chettinad – had me confused, but it was soon established that Yummy Kithcen is part of the – Asia Might – chain across Berlin. They have a – Chettinad – out at Spandau, so perhaps – Yummy Kitchen – differentiates.
A mother and wean entered in front of me, here we go again. They seemed to join Daddy, and an elder wean already in situ. I was shown to the raised area where another solo diner, and what would prove to be two staff on a break, were also sat. With so many upturned chairs on the tables beside me, and the steps, surely the Hector was safe from roaming toddlers?
The menu was brought, I could have spent thirty minutes studying this. A chap took my drinks order, I let him know that it would be some time before I would chose my meal.
€6.90 for a 700ml bottle of Sparkling Water was not funny. The soft drinks were over-priced. Bier and wine were clearly better value.
All the names were recognisable in Indian-English, the descriptions in Deutsch, not a problem, I can spot the dreaded – Paprika – on any menu. South Indian Cuisine may have been well publicised, the menu had the Mainstream array of Northern Dishes too. If I want Punjabi, I’ll go to Punjabi Zaiqa.
Most of the Dishes on the menu were not Curry per se but Indian food. The South Indian Lamb options were therefore comparatively few. No Fisch Chettinad, I could have asked, Chettinad Mutton Curry (€13.90) it would be. Leicht scharf – was the claim beside four out of five Mutton Dishes, Mutton Pepper Masala (€13.90) being the exception, another time.
Despite main courses being served with inclusive Basmati thus making the food prices seem very reasonable, the Hector was not missing out on the opperchancity to have a (Malabar) Parota (€3.50).
The Order relayed, I soon found myself alone upstairs. Immediately beneath me sat – the family. Hector makes no apologies, tolerance of weans has tended towards zero since retirement. Today’s was a different form of suffering.
Mummy, Mummy, Mummy! – exclaimed wean the elder. She flipped skilfully between English and whatever Dravidian language, to her, was indigenous. This wee girl held court, the parents never got a word in. Opinions aplenty: The Gold Standard, the intensity of the microcosm, Comet Kohoutek, who knows? On and on – Miss Precocious 2025 – went, until the food arrived. No doubt she gave a critique. Does she have her own Blog. The future President of Tamil Nadu? I shall be heard!
I should have cancelled the Rice. There was going to be wastage. Maybe I could chuck it over the balcony? As ever, the Euro-portion, more Rice than a Hector could ever eat. That’s not all. The wonderful Parota, a pair! The best value Malabar Parotta ever encountered, and here I was, appetite at a minimum, facing Rice and Bread.
The Parotta was everything this stretchy Bread should be. Well-fired compared to the norm, not virginal white to which I am accustomed. Still, the Buttery Layers were present, a joy.
The more Bread I would eat, the less Rice. I suddenly cared even less about the Rice.
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Chettinad Mutton Curry
The Coconut Milk accounted for the Creamy colour. This should not be a Creamy Curry, else the Hector would be giving it a wide berth. Traditionally, it does come – Soupy – unless one is in München and visits – Dessi Tadka.
Small-cut Meat approaching the Bradford style, and plenty of it. The Meat would have to be finished.
Dipping the Parotta into the Soupy Masala brought the anticipated pleasure. Curry Leaves and traces of Red Chilli were strewn through the Masala, key sources of Flavour. Authentic South Indian Cuisine has a way more intense Flavour than the Mainstream. The Smokiness was there, this enhances the Seasoning; if you like this style of Curry then this was a fine example of the genre. The Spice Level took me by surprise, in no way extreme, but so much for – Leicht. Don’t ask for – Sehr!
The Meat turned out to be the only disappointment. Too chewy, and not helped by my lack of appetite. The Mutton was adding nothing to this Curry, there was no sense of the Meat and Masala being related, strangers until the point of serving. Fish could well have been better. Next time.
The Famous had already kicked off by the time I threw in the towel. I had to get back to Prenzlauer Allee and get the trusty Oppo into gear. I could have, should have, eaten more. The spare Parotta was leaving with me, a midnight snack?
The Bill
€24.30 (£20.08) Great value despite the silly price for water.
The Aftermath
The waitress, nay hostess, who had brought my food, dealt with the card payment. The Calling Card was accepted with grace. That this was the twenty second Berlin Curry House to be reviewed in Curry-Heute was mentioned. I was wished well.
I feel I shall return here, with an appetite. Fisch Chettinad is surely possible? Sukka/Chukka, also not on the menu, unless that is the Mutton Pepper Masala?
It was thirty metres to the U Bahn station. Relief, but not for long, a catastrophic afternoon at Ibrox unfolded.
2025 Menu
The news that 
A two day trip only, there would be Curry first, at 
There was a sense that Chef may have recognised me, it was a new young chap who took the Order. 
It’s Europe, Hector, it’s not Rice as we know it. 
Look at that Masala, this is Curry! 
Surprisingly, it was a blast of Coriander that hit the palate first. This wonderful Herb was strewn through the Masala. Big Spice, good Seasoning, the pleasure receptors were in a happy place, a definite – Wow!
Fish Karahi (£11.90) was almost had yesterday afternoon at 
This was postponed, last night’s eventual venue, 
Being later in the day, Fish Karahi was abandoned. Instead, Meat Mushroom Masala (£10.80) would make its inaugural appearance in 
At the point of ordering, I asked the waiter to reduce our entitlement of Chapattis to four. Let’s reduce wastage. 
The added Mushrooms made the overall appearance similar to the Fish Karahi. Additionally, an almost identical, minimal Masala with the Oil separating, and a few pieces of cooked-in Tomato, featured. Otherwise, this was a different kettle of fish. The Bradford-small Meat was well into double figures, the volume not really comparable to Scottish Curry outlets. 
There was a sharp bite from the combined Meat and Masala, a well Seasoned combination. There was a reasonable level of Spice, enough to know this was Curry, just what did happen last night at 
This Curry could have gone down as highly rated, however, there is a calamity to address. The Mushrooms were tinned. I know people who never eat Mushrooms because tinned are what they first encountered. As with Peaches and Pineapple, preserving in a tin does nothing to enhance the fresh fruit. Tinned Lychees, I would argue, benefit. 
This was the classic Keema Mutter. Served Dry, Masala at an absolute minimum, a plateful of Mince and abundant Peas. Spot the cooked-in Tomato making its appearance here also. Marg was a happy diner:
Enjoyed the free Poppadoms with Raita and some vegetables. 
The Bill
OK, we did pass through 
Sheesh Mahal
At 18.00, 
Amar was behind the counter as we entered. He knew it has been a while. 
In the days of Omar, Amar’s cousin and son of Taj the owner, the Hector rarely consulted the 
Marg chose something different: Makahani Mutton (£11.95) with a Chapatti (£0.50) to accompany. 
We had plenty to nibble on and nibble we did. 
A plateful of Curry, no handi, no karahi. No Ginger Strips, just a wee Topping of Coriander. The quantity felt fine at the outset, manageable. The Masala displayed a appreciable level of viscosity and was far from excessive. 
Where was the Seasoning?
The absence of bones and the Coconut Topping were the features which visually differentiated the two Dishes. Only on enlarging the photos can any significant difference in the Masalas be identified. Even then, one is still trying hard to spot the Cream, if there was any. I ask – how was this a Makhani?
Marg gives her words, I add these without further comment:
The Bill
At this point, imagine Hector’s head swelling, whilst Tony picked himself off the floor.
Outside t’Travelodge at Forster Square, Kurumilagu – Indian Kitchen has opeend in the premises occupied a decade ago by 
IQ performed their first of two differing sets this weekend at The Met (Bury) this evening. More on them later, firstly – Curry. Hector has long learned that a night in Manchester is way better than staying in Bury, and so we moved on from Harrogate this afternoon, arriving at 
Seven tables were occupied initially, five by solo diners. By the time we departed the place was pretty much full. Curry mid-afternoon, people are catching on. 
Anyone seeing this for the first time, must marvel at the sheer quantity of food piled on the plate. With a Meat count well into double figures, even allowing for the bone content, loads to eat. Fear not, every morsel would be eaten.
Is it the Spice or the Seasoning which is the standout here? Such a familiar blend of Spice, with Clove to the fore as is the Manchester way. A stray piece of Cinnamon Bark was the only Whole Spice encountered. Still, this was very much – Desi cooking. 
At the halfway point, I took stock, still so much more to enjoy. 
Four large Meaty Chops served with Spiced Onion and a threat of Salad. Cremated exteriors, but not actually 
Four well-fired Lamb Chops, plenty of succulent meat with good flavour. Managed to gnaw most of the meat off the bone. Messy face (who told her?) and fingers. The spicy onions with sauce gave the dish more eating. It was well worth the effort. 
On arrival at The Met, no queue, yay. At the merchandise stall, the new album! Nobody knew this would be available tonight, apart from the band I suppose. I trust everyone bought a copy. 
The theme tune from – Are You Being Served – announced the arrival of the band on stage. The ever-present three screen projector system had an image of Mrs. Slocombe bob from one to the next. 
Sleepless Incidental from the first disk followed on before Sacred Sound (Dark Matter, 2004). All good so far, and tonight, Cookies’ drumming was not drowning out everyone else as was the case on a previous visit here. 
The annual IQ gig in Bury sees Marg and Hector in the north of that England. To add something special, two nights in Harrogate. Marg’s local hockey chum had recommended 
There is a lot of choice in this somewhat pukka town. 
Studying the menu in advance, ILLAM boasts a diverse menu in terms of Indian Cuisine, but not necessarily – Curry – per se. Having dismissed all things – Chicken – that leaves three Meat Curry options, also Fish, but no Chettinad. Beef Varattiyathu (£18.95) looked the best Hector option, pricey, but includes the legendary Malabar Parotta. Sold.
A waiter, pad in hand, asked if we had a reservation, it’s an Indian thing. Most tables were occupied. We were offered the small table in front of the bar, or upstairs. Street level, as ever, the Hector wanted to see – the action.
The presentation was – pukka Thali. A banana leaf sat beneath the focal part of the Dish. Chukka/Sukka is how I have experienced this Curry before. A Dry, Thick Masala, not the Shorva which prevails in South Indian Cuisine, and of course, in Hector’s preferred style. Chopped Onion permeated the Masala, do they blend then add this, or was this a true Masala Mash? The Meat was cut – Bradford small. The Meat count was therefore indeterminate, I had no issue with quantity versus price.
The Parotta looked sublime. White, layered, stretched, maybe the largest yet encountered, worth the admission money alone. Well, maybe not. This remains the – King of Indian Bread. The Salad, little more than a garnish would be classed as incidental. The surprise was the small Side of Aloo. With a Green Mush as its Masala, I considered Peas as the base, alas, there was no sense of – Mutter – here, taste-wise. Given what lay beside it, the Aloo would only provide a welcome Diversity of Texture, but in terms of Flavour, it would be drowned. 
The Spice Level in the Main Masala could prove demanding for some. Striking at the start, it subsequently rampaged on the palate: Cinnamon, and most importantly, the definitive South Indian – smokiness. Why has the Hector been denying himself this pleasure for the past year? The answer is written, already. 
A half full handi, why not full? Lamb swimming in a Soupy Masala, a Tarka Topping, such is South Indian Curry, and why the Hector prefers Chukka/Sukka. The Coconut Rice portion at first appeared to be modest, but having covered her plate with what she felt was enough, Marg was offering Rice across the table, declined. In the end, Marg would use up all her Rice such was the abundance of Masala in terms of its ratio to the Meat. 
A Soupçon of the Masala was sampled, it had nowhere near the intensity of Flavour of Hector’s chosen Curry. However, Marg was certainly pleased with her choice.
My dish had a thin sauce with small pieces of very tender lamb. The dish recommended Coconut Rice or Parotta. I had decided on the rice. A good helping of rice with small bits of cashew nuts. The rice absorbed the sauce and it gave the dish a good flavour and enough spice for me. It was a filling dish with all this rice, but I thoroughly enjoyed it.
Photo taken, and Chef wondering who this Hector was, the word – Glasgow – reached his ears.
The thousands of readers sitting on tenterhooks waiting for 
Back in Blighty, a normal Saturday afternoon in Glasgow featuring a Southside Curry at 
Lamb Karahi Lahori (£11.00 / £13.00) was on display under the counter, lots of it. Since my visits here became regular, I have been lucky each time, one day, it will have to be something else. Arshad held up a prepared tub of Nihari Lahori Style (£10.00). He has been keen for me to try this. I gave in. Today it was – something else. 
Green Chilli on top? – asked Amjad before serving. The Hector was not going to refuse. He brought out the food himself, the Paratha looking sublime. Served whole, large, layered, flaky the classic Paratha. Maybe a bit greasy, but the butter content makes this unavoidable. I would manage all but a scrap, less wastage than me ordering a Tandoori Nan (£1.50). 
The Lamb Shank sat in the definitive Shorva. Ginger Strips and copious sliced Green Chilli floated therein. The Meat was separated from the bone with ease. Around the equivalent of five large pieces was the estimate of the quantity. Not a huge amount, but then a tenner ain’t a big number. 
Another chap came in, ordered, and sat at the adjacent table. I’m sure we have dined together back in the days of 
Prague
Howard, who had found his appetite, texted this morning to say he would join me at 
As witnessed on my two previous visits to Amritsar Mail, the majority of diners were here for the Buffet (129Kc). At a little over six quid for – all you can eat – tremendous value. Featuring Vegetables and Chicken only, not for the Hector, or Howard. 
The a la carte menu was provided. Previously, I have published extracts, today, the whole thing (below). This is what is available at Amritsar Mail. How many are aware of this?
Steve has been here before, but missed out on the impressive Lamb Madras (370Kc), ironically, his favourite Curry. Today, the three of us would have the Lamb Madras. Having read a well known and reliable Curry Blog, Howard appreciated that the Rice portions here could be excessive. We would therefore share a Mushroom Rice (130Kc) and a Butter Naan (80Kc). 
With hydration required, I ordered both a Fanta (65Kc) and a half litre of the House Lemonade (90Kc). 
The work of art served here previously, no more. The Toppings today were minimal. Seven large pieces of Meat were arranged over the Mushroom Rice. This I should manage. The thick Masala impressed, a decent level of viscosity, maybe more – 
Columnar Lamb, one day someone will name the cut, Tender, an acceptable amount of chewing required. As I made progress, I noted that the Lamb was the least interesting component of what lay before me. Meaty yes, giving back more, not so. It was the prominent Seasoning which stood out. 
First impressions / second impressions
Steve:
2025 Menu
Lamb two days in a row, it happens. If only Glasgow had a Curry House where the Fish Curry/Karahi was served as a full portion and truly hit the spot. I had originally considered that my next visit to 
Arriving at 13.30, there was no sign of Vini, Mein Host, nor would any Chef make an appearance. With a solo diner occupying the table adjacent to my usual corner, I chose the small table nearest the doorway. The next couple to arrive, were sat in his proximity, cosy. Chips, Spike aside, who orders Curry & Chips? With Takeaway customers arriving too, this was the busiest I have seen 
The Mushroom Rice was served in a cold karahi. I quickly tipped the thankfully hot contents onto my plate. A cold plate. I would love to know where 
The Masala was surely darker than anything served here previously? Tomato Seeds were visible in the rich, thick Masala, Coriander strewn through also. If one is having – Curry – as opposed to – Karahi – then this is how I want my Masala. Whole Spices should feature in a Desi Curry, two Green Cardamom were unearthed in the Masala. 
The Meat count was one less than double figures, the majority, large pieces, served on-the-bone. No – Sucky Bones – was my first reaction, an observation that was soon rectified. The bones might not have been from the – leg – with marrow oozing, but solid marrowbone aplenty was revealed as I ate. 
It may have been a somewhat tongue in cheek present, but Marg received a cookery for her recent birthday, and not from me. Marg can cook, however, the norm in Hector’s House is that she doesn’t. Despite the joy of going out for Curry, typically twice a week, the Hector can become tired of his own cooking. It was suggested that Marg have a go, periodically. 
With hundreds of recipes to choose from in her Mary Berry tome, Marg chose a Curry, a Korma no less (right). The 
Ms Berry had casually suggested that her Korma be served with Lentils. 
Mint and Paprika were the Toppings. I had convinced Marg that in no way would – Paprika – become – 
Tender Meat, the best I’ve had from this Scotstoun source, which may have changed hands in the not too distant past. (The chap there also has his own poultry farm.) Having sealed/ browned the Meat, I did tell Marg that this would reduce its ability to absorb the Spice. Not the Punjabi way. Consequently, it hadn’t. 
All plates were cleared. Marg: