Bradford – Sheesh Mahal – It Is Written

Somehow we managed to spend an entire afternoon on North Parade, such is the virtual explosion of new venues. The Peacock sells Real Ale and Indian Snacks, the latter are free to Bradford City Fans on Match Days, I’m told. The Rickmeister’s Itinerary had the Sheesh Mahal (6 St. Thomas’ Rd, Bradford, BD1 2RW) written, and so it would be.

Arriving @20.00, Hector was aware that this was a first evening visit in daylight. For years I stood at Malham Cove at this time of year looking towards Bradford, now I’m here; maximising Curry intake is the name of the game.

Poppadoms, Dips and a Tired Salad were on the table in an instant. The Poppadoms were Crisp, the Dips – Spicy. It was agreed that Starters were happening. Dr. Stan and Ricky would share Seekh Kebab (£2.70) and Shami Kebab (£2.20). Stewart chose the more mundane Onion Bhaji (£1.50). This was not for The Hector. Having had Fish Karahi for Brunch at Karachi, it was time for Meat. Lamb Chops (£4.90) would suffice.

Our Waiter told me what I was having – Lamb on-the-bone with Methi (£9.50). Hector is known by more staff members than was realised. For Dr. Stan, a Keema Balti (£8.95), for Ricky, a Nawabe Balti (£8.95) whatever that is. The Menu described Ricky’s choice as – Chicken Mushroom Balti. Stewart asked for Chicken Daal (£9.45). From the choice of Inclusive – Rice, Naan or Chapattis, Stewart and Hector would have Chapattis, the Residents of Holden Towers opted for Naan.

Sadaqat passed us by, he was busy taking care of a large group at the window seats. Omar, the Son of Taj, appeared for his ritual photo.

I want to see Taj – said Ricky who was keen to relate the tale of his Shahi Kofta at the International last night. The Best Curry he has had, and this was not at the Sheesh Mahal!

I have never wanted to see Taj on this topic before.

Taj, Mein Host, was not here this evening.

The dog’s bollocks – was how Stewart described his Onion Bhaji.

The Shami Kebab and Seekh Kebab were separated, the Shami disappeared as soon as the photos were taken.

I enjoyed them both – said Dr. Stan.

The Seekh was too dry, the Shami was excellent – said Ricky.

Five Thin Lamb Chops were presented to Hector on an Metal Platter. Onions lay beneath the Chops. The Spice Marinade was Wonderful. A Baby screaming at the adjacent table was the only thing to spoil the moment.

A Basket with Naans was placed on the table. No Chapattis? Ah, these were buried under the Naans. A Mass of Bread, all inclusive, this is how it should be.

Lamb on-the-bone with Methi

My third Curry of this Trip, I was still waiting to taste that which defines The Bradford Curry. What arrived did not look much, it’s astonishing how much there is in such a Modest looking Dish. The Lamb was both Ribs and a cut with knob-like bones. The Lamb was Soft with some pieces approaching Pulp. The Masala was so Minimal it was almost not there. This sets the Standard, how I seek my Curry, the antithesis of – Soup. Sadly, I was about to pull out pieces of Red Capsicum. I should have asked for these to be withheld.

From the first scoop of Meat with a Chapatti, The Bradford Blast came across; so Rich, the Methi providing the Herb Flavour that makes Bradford Curry so identifiable. The Spice Level was spot-on, the Seasoning – Perfect. Stunning Curry!

Nawabe Balti

Ricky’s verdict on the Nawabe Balti was one of evolution.

It were alright – which is Ricky speak for there was nothing to criticise.

I enjoyed it; everything is blown into perspective by yesterday.

Once we were all finished:

I enjoyed it almost as much as last night.

Keema Balti

Dr. Stan was not playing tonight. There was no comment forthcoming on his Keema Balti. If the customary Dr. Stan – Mmmmm – was uttered, Hector was too busy to hear or note the moment.

In a scene reminiscent from Father Ted, Ricky goaded the Good Doctor who appeared to be struggling. Ricky finished off the Keema Balti.

Nothing special – was his observation. So it goes.

Chicken Daal

Stewart, sitting opposite, was most enthusiastic about his Chicken Daal.

That was absolutely excellent.

Compared to the Ilkley sauce and cream which he is used to:

That was one of the most enjoyable curries I’ve ever had.

He should get out more, oh, we’re not finished.

Thick and dry, Lentil rich. It was superb, a flavour far more complex than Chicken and Lentil. I would sit here now and have another one.

I think he enjoyed it.

This left the matter of The Bill and Ricky’s continuing claim that the Sheesh Mahal gives CAMRA discount.

The Bill

£48.15. Complete Bollocks – said The Man from Bradford.  Note the names of the Dishes do not necessarily match what we ordered.

The Aftermath

Ricky took our cash and went up to the counter. He wouldn’t claim a CAMRA discount then use this to subsidise his own meal, would he?

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Bradford – International – The Rickmeister and Shahi Kofta

Dr. Stan announced a few weeks back that we needed a Trip to Bradford. This was discussed at Sarina’s over Curry with Marg and The Man from Bradford some two weeks ago. It was written.

Arriving only thirty minutes late due to our train terminating at Skipton, there was a tour of new Bradford Bars before it was deemed to be time for Curry-Heute. Bradford’s Pub Scene is recovering, slowly, years after the City Centre became a virtual Ghost Town.

Entering The International (40-42 Morley Street, Bradford, BD7 1BA) @20.00, Ali greeted Ricky then spotted The Hector. Much to Ricky’s chagrin, Hector deserved – a welcome hug – , Dr. Stan followed on. Khalid was more restrained with his welcome.

Poppadoms and Dips were on the table before Hector returned from inspecting the Facilities. Poppadoms, again, I could care less. Actually I was ravenous and devoured an entire half-Poppadom with Spiced Onion and Mango Sauce.

Ali was ready to take the Order, Ricky advised that we had yet to receive the Menu, sorted.

A few weeks ago, Ricky sent Hector a photo of the Shahi Kofta (£8.00), a Dish apparently so Wonderful it was worthy of such promotion. With Kofta, Lamb Tikka and Capsicum mentioned, a description that might put The Hector off. It was topped with Scrambled Egg – was the denouement, Ricky was having this again, and so was Dr. Stan.

Lamb Desi Regular (£10.00) would be the Hector Curry, served on-the-bone. Instead of the usual three Chapattis, tonight I felt like a Pratha (£2.00). Dr. Stan was inspired by my choice of Bread, Ricky would have a Naan.

No Paratha for you – said Ali, pointing to Hector’s midriff. It’s just as well we are known here. One nil to Ali.

During the wait, Hector took his new camera upstairs. It is years since I stuck my nose up there. A Large Group of Chaps occupied a long table, the rest of the seating area was empty. We watched their Order go up, accompanied by the biggest wad of Chapattis I have ever seen. Meanwhile downstairs, another large group took up the alcove tables. It took them an age to get themselves sorted.

Ali engaged with us once more.

I worked in Glasgow for fifteen years – he reminded us – as a driver at House of Cher.

Was it you who burned it down? – I asked. One each.

Ricky had described how his Shahi Kofta was served last time in a Pyrex Dish. An oval Pyrex Dish was placed before The Rickmeister, a square equivalent before Dr. Stan. Fried Egg! – remarked The Man from Bradford, presumably a different Chef this evening. Anything but Poached. A Large Karahi was set before the Hector, this was quite a Portion.

The Naan looked Thin and Crispy. Ricky assured me that it did not turn to Crisp, but advised that he has stopped ordering Roti as they go Crispy in the middle. Exactly. The Parathas were Thin and Oily. Not quite Layered and Flaky, they still appeared to work. That the three of us ate all the Bread confirms the Size has decreased. It is rare for Hector to finish an entire Paratha.

Lamb Desi Regular

The Lamb Desi had a Meat count well into double figures. With the Lamb on-the-bone, the Meat was not cut Bradford Small, this was a mass to get through. The Lamb was truly Succulent, the taste of Lamb coming though. The blended Masala was Tomato-rich, a Lighter Colour than the Methi-rich Curry I would normally go for. The Oil collected around the edges of the Karahi, loads of Flavour, but without the Methi, I did not get the usual Bradford Curry Blast.

The Pratha, as they listed it, worked well with this Dish.

Dr. Stan ate with a knife and fork, Ricky ate properly.

Shahi Kofta

An array of Flat Patties were shrouded in Masala. Flat Kofta? I remarked to Ricky. But then, in Glasgow, Seekh Kebab is served as Kofta at some venues. Ricky has been eating Kofta with Spinach for much of his life, tonight he found something to better this.

The Best yet. Bordering on perfection.

The lack of Lamb Tikka was not a hindrance. This is my new favourite dish.

Ricky asked Khalid who made the Kofta, having described visiting the homes of his former clients and finding groups of Ladies making mountains of Samosas et al. Khalid assured Ricky that the Chef made the Kofta on the premises.

Ali came over and directed his questioning at me.

I’m in Bradford, eating Curry.

Most impressive – was Dr. Stan’s minimalist contribution to this Blog.

I’m almost speechless – cried Ricky. Hector needs people to wax lyrical.

What is the name of the man I have known for forty years? Ricky asked me.

Khalid.

He worked at Karachi thirty years ago, the Kofta here are almost as good.

The Bill

£32.50. £11.00 each – said Ali as he presented The Bill. This included a £1.50 charge for the Poppadoms and Dips which we could definitely have had waived. There was also a £4.00 charge for the Parathas. So, despite not having had the inclusive Chapattis, one is charged for Bread? Had we not been in a rush, The Bill would have been challenged.

There was another hug from Ali, Khalid shook hands.

I promised to return this week, the Shahi Kofta will have to be experienced.

The Aftermath

Jacob’s House closed at 22.00, the Bus to The Rickmeister’s Palace was twenty minutes afore. There was time for a nightcap, just.

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Glasgow – The Village Curry House – Lunch with Dan, The-Tour-Man

Yesterday, a certain Social Medium flagged that Dan from Colorado Springs was in Glasgow. Dan, was our Tour Guide back in 2009 when Hector, Marg and Steve took a posse of Lomond School pupils to the USA: Las Vegas, Mt. Zion, Bryce Canyon, Glen Canyon, Boulder Canyon and Grand Canyon. We have communicated periodically since then, Dan has fond memories of our Trip, and still has a high regard for the pupils and their exemplary behaviour throughout.  I knew that one day our paths would cross again, Curry-Heute was arranged.

Our noon rendezvous was pre-empted by a chance meeting at Glasgow Central Station. We headed across the River Clyde, Hector this time showing the sights. It is about time there was serious Urban Redevelopment in this part of town. The objective was The Village Curry House (119 West St., Tradeston, Glasgow G5 8BA), where else would one take a Chap for his first experience of Punjabi Cuisine in Glasgow?

The Lunch Area was almost fully occupied as we entered at Noon, a table was selected, the Lunchtime Menu perused then dismissed, let’s be a la carte.

Dan had never seen a Menu like this, what to have? Had Hector not been overindulging on Curry in the past few days, then Lamb Lahori Kirahi (£7.95) would have been the choice. Dan accepted that he should try this. A Garlic and Coriander Naan (£2.95) was the recommended accompaniment.

For Hector, it had to be The Village Signature Dish, the Curry I was hooked on for years – Lamb Desi Kourma (£7.95). This Curry, as those who have read these pages before know, is far removed from the Dry-Thick Masalas I have come to love more since the inception of this Blog. This – Desi Kourma – bears little resemblance to – Korma – no Coconut or Cream is harmed in its preparation. Mushroom Rice (£2.50) was deemed to be the best accompaniment. Whatever happened to The Village Mixed Vegetable Rice from the Cafe days? Pukka as The Village has become since the move into the new premises, one has to admit, the prices remain very attractive.

The Lunchtime Doris came over to take our order, it was 12.15, a vibration in my pocket meant I had to stall her. A few minutes later, in walked Steve. I had managed not to spill the beans, this was a complete surprise to Dan who assumed that Steve and Marg would be at work. Isn’t everyone – Retired?

Steve studied the Menu then chose the same as Dan. The Order was given, tap water would suffice, let our American Friend appreciate the output from Loch Katrine. A second jug was procured at the third attempt.

Lamb Desi Kourma

The Colour of this Dish has varied through the years from Light to the Dark, Rich Brown which was presented today. The Masala was the Standard Blended Indian Masala in appearance, and thankfully this was in no way excessive; here was a decent balance of Meat and Masala. The Tender Lamb had been counted carefully, the Standard Eight. Had this been dinner I could have gone for the Half Kilo, had we ordered from the Lunchtime Menu, there would have been appreciably less. Most of the Mushroom Rice was decanted, a bit more than I knew I could manage. Why decant? The dinner plate was larger.

Lunchtime Doris had asked if any of us required – Spicy? The Spice Level as given is quite sufficient, no need to be a hero, and the Flavour could be compromised. The Seasoning was there, it could be this very Curry which set the Seasoning Level I crave. It does not taste – Salty – by any means, though without this Level of Seasoning, the Desi Kourma would be – Bland. The hoped-for Citrus came through, this took me back some ten years, way before the days of Curry-Heute when I was a virtual resident at The Village. Green Cardamom, Cloves and Black Peppercorns were all picked out as – Alien Solids, each adding to the complexity of Flavour. This is still a Wonderful Curry!

My only criticism was the temperature of the Mushroom Rice. It was – Warm – rather than – Hot.

I have noted how I tend to avoid The Village for months, then visit in clusters. It is three weeks to Ramadan, for Hector this means – The Village Buffet. The sunset will be @21.45 at the start of Ramadan, getting later still each day thereafter. The place will be stowed.

Lamb Lahori Kirahi

A Darker Brown, a much Richer Masala compared to the Desi Kourma, this is the other standout Curry at The Village, though I must re-familiarise myself with their – Handi.

The Naans arrived in one basket, both folded. The splendour of the Coriander Topping was never revealed to the camera. Sharing one Naan would have been sufficient.

Dan was warned that he would be expected to give a quote at the end. As he ate his first ever Punjabi Curry I noted a few comments.

This is a lot of food.

He studied the Masala and remarked on the depth of flavour from the Spices. Steve led the way:

The meat was tender, the sauce had a slight kick with lots of flavour bursting through, quite tomatoey.

Dan – The Tour Man:

This is a first for me. A tremendous dish, tender lamb cooked to perfection. I don’t know what the Spices were, but I would look for this and see if I can find it back in the States.

The Bread complemented the dish well.

Mr. Baig, Mein Host, appeared at the till opposite from where we were sitting. He acknowledged me and spotted I had someone new in The Company.

This man has come all the way from Colorado to dine at The Village.  – (OK, an exaggeration)

Introductions were made, the inevitable photo captured. A Perfect Lunch.

The Bill

£32.25. ($41.60) For three Diners… Excellent value. I suspect Dan was surprised.

The Aftermath

We had time for one Ale before Dan’s – Tour Guests – had to be met.  Dan is off to Islay tomorrow then on to Skye and Speyside, escorting a group of Fellow Americans on a tour of Distilleries.

Passing the Karahi Palace I related how I had walked past it for years, for ambience, The Village wins.

The Laurieston, a recent Glasgow Pub of the Year,  is a Bar which again a stranger to Glasgow would pass by.

Let’s step back some sixty years in time…

I witnessed Mr. Clancy escort two Chaps who were – Foo already – to – The Lounge. They were out in the street before they knew what had happened, amazing skill.

Two stops on the Subway to Buchanan St., another first for Dan. Hopefully it will not be another eight years before we see him again.

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Glasgow – Desi Cafe – Lunch with Mother

A Lidl Shopping done, it was a block south to Desi Cafe (140 Allison St. Glasgow G42 8RP) where Hector and The Mother of Hector were so graciously entertained last December. Six chaps occupied two tables, they were well ensconced in the business of eating – Curry. Whilst Mother made herself comfortable, I examined the array of pre-cooked Dishes. The Chicken was dismissed. Lamb Curry was available in two formats, Aloo Gosht (£6.90) on-the-bone, and Lamb Curry (£5.00) without bones. One portion of each was ordered, along with one portion of Boiled Rice (£1.50) and a Chapatti (£0.60).

Ahmed, Mein Host, brought Food to the other tables and was straight over thereafter to greet. Mother managed to croak out a – hello.

One of the two Young Chaps serving brought a Modest Salad, Raita and a Jug of Water. The Lemon Wedge went straight into Mother’s Glass of Water, her favourite. The Raita had a sharpness and was not to Mother’s taste. Hector hoovered the rest of the Salad.

Two warm plates were placed before us. The warm plates perked Mother up, her meals can be ruined before they start when cold plates are presented.

The Curry arrived, no bones were visible. The two Dishes looked remarkably dissimilar. The waiter confirmed which had the bones, the Curry with the near-Shorva Masala. A quarter of the Rice was put on Mother’s plate, the remainder was still more than I could ever eat.

The Photographs complete, time to eat.

Aloo Gosht

The Meat Quantity was not Huge, just as well, this was Lunch. The Lamb was Succulent, and having spent time soaked in the near-Shorva, gave off more Flavour. The Masala was Well-seasoned, the Spice Level not demanding. The Chapatti was of average size, a bit thicker than the norm.  The Chapatti was used to scoop up the leftover Shorva/Masala, Tasty. There was an overall – Earthy Flavour – very pleasant indeed. This Curry could never be put in the – Wow – category, but was certainly a worthy – Hector Curry – hence my return to Desi Cafe.

Lamb Curry

This Curry had a Traditional, Blended Masala. The Onion and Tomato base was most evident here. The Reddish hue made this Masala appear richer than the Aloo Gosht. When it came time for a Soupçon to come in my direction, I had to marvel at the Richness of Flavour, a slight Tanginess was present. The Lamb here was even Softer than the Aloo Gosht and again was giving off flavour having had time to absorb the Spices.

Mother declared that this was the best meal she has had in some time.

The Curry was lovely – was her initial remark. When Ahmed appeared once more, this was upgraded to – The Curry was delicious!

I had to ask Ahmed about the difference in the two Dishes. The Aloo Gosht was – Desi, I shall partly quote Ahmed for his description of the Lamb Curry.

It’s for the….

The Glaswegians? I offered. The Lamb Curry had been cooked in the kitchen next door in the Desi – Curry Palace.

Ahmed assured us they are busy at Lunchtimes midweek and also for Breakfast on Saturdays and Sundays.

Do you serve Punjabi Breakfast? – I asked. The reply was positive. I must get my self across the river one morning.

Without a word of warning, Ahmed brought a bowl of Semolina Halva and two small plates. Hector does Dessert, again? Sweet, Mother like Hector does Savoury. Fortunately, this Halva was not as Sweet as I have encountered in the Middle East. I know someone who likes – Sweet. And so a Doggy Bag was prepared.

The Bill

£15.00. This included a cheeky charge of £1.00 for – Salad and Sauce.

The Aftermath

Mother’s throat cleared, the Curry had done her a lot of good.

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Glasgow – Yadgar Kebab House – Hector’s Birthday Lunch

April 30, Hector’s Birthday, Marg was set to treat me to Lunch before meeting – The Company – at the Allison Arms at 16.00. Only – The Best – would do, Shkoor – Mein Host – at Yadgar Kebab House (148 Calder St, Govanhill, Glasgow, G42 7QP) was contacted whilst Hector was in Riga, the Average Curry there had made me long for Goshat Karahi. On-the-bone was ordered for Hector, Boneless for Marg. If Scottish Haddock was available then this would be the Perfect Starter.

Arriving at 14.00, Omar greeted us as we entered, he would be taking care of us this afternoon. Anticipating Poppadoms, I asked that only one be presented. The Bountiful Salad, Dips and Spiced Onions would be quite sufficient for Hector, Marg still enjoys Poppadoms. The Black Olives and chopped Green Chillies made the Salad – Special. How many customers per day receive this?

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Omar brought the Fish Starter, it was Salmon today. Salmon can be very filling, this seemed very Light. Gently Spiced, full of Flavour, what we had already eaten could be considered a Meal in itself.

Chef Arshad emerged from the kitchen.

Are you cooking our Karahi? I asked.

He smiled, confirming the deed. As Goshat Karahi is always cooked to order, was he out to check who had presented to enjoy this most Wondrous Curry?

Marg’s Portion came first, this was appreciably larger than a – Normal Portion. It had been agreed that I would be having a – Hector Portion – what came was more than one person could ever eat. Ten Lamb Chops and pieces of Leg of Lamb shrouded in the Classic, Herb Rich, Yadgar Masala.

We’re not finished. The Man with No Name brought a Soupçon of Palak, it was only after the Ritual Photos that I spotted the bowl of Vegetable Curry.

Two Chapattis completed the Feast. No Rice, one would be bagged up too soon, concentrate on what is important.

Shkoor texted just as we were about to get stuck in, checking that we were being looked after. Indulged – was my reply.

Normally I would have eaten straight from the dish the Goshat Karahi arrived in. With the Saag and the Vegetable Curry, I had to decant.

The Lamb Chops were tackled first. These were Tender Lamb, not Tandoori. With a suitable firmness, delightful to chew, the sheer number made Hector feel like a king. Strips of Chapatti were used to scoop the Methi-rich Masala. The distinctive Yadgar Taste was there, one could pick this out from a line of Curry if challenged, it is unique. Mixed in with the Chops were pieces of Lamb which had abandoned the bone, plus pieces surrounding leg bone. Here was the Marrow, the most intensely flavoured part of the meal. Wonderful!

There’s More

How they get so much Flavour into a Vegetable Curry still mystifies. Potatoes, Carrots and Peas topped with Fresh Coriander, the Masala suitably Minimal, a Special Treat when available. I have been previously told that at Yadgar, five different Herbs are used to create the Palak. The Soupçon was sufficient, adding further Diversity to – The Feast.

Across the table, Marg also had more Curry than she could ever eat at one sitting. Normally I would have tried the Boneless Goshat Karahi for comparison purposes, not today.

Very flavoursome, and very moreish – was Marg’s comment. The Spice Level was not mentioned so it must have suited her Palate. Indeed, unless one asks for a ridiculous Level of Spice, Yadgar always pitch the Spice at a sensible level. The Seasoning too, spot on. How else could they achieve the Fullness of Flavour?

Marg knew when to stop, the remnants of the Vegetable Curry were placed in her bowl, Doggy Bag #1. Knowing it would take time to prepare, Marg asked Omar for Kashmiri Tea, a Favourite.

Hector ate on, then realised that what remained would still be a Decent Portion for a later day. Doggy Bag #2.

Mr. Anwar Sr. came over to chat. The Kashmiri Tea arrived, Piping Hot and Pink, two Cups. Mein Host Sr. sat with us. That we were here for a Birthday Lunch was mentioned, oops. Age and the counting of years formed the initial part of our discussion. Then Marg was in full flow.

Meanwhile, I was thoroughly enjoying the Kashmiri Tea. Milky with Coconut came through first, then the Nut content kicked in. Previously I have only ever sampled this, Sweet and Milky not being my thing. We had declined to add Sugar, the Kashmiri Teas was perfect as presented. This was a suitable Dessert. I asked if it was Cardamom based too. Mr. Anwar described the lengthy process of the initial preparation.

We thought we had finished, alas, a Portion of Semolina arrived. Shkoor, Dear Chap, Hector finally had Dessert at Yadgar!

Thank you all.

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Dumbarton – The Dining Room @ No 10 – The First Visit

Across the River Leven from the town centre of Dumbarton lies the newest Curry House in the former capital of Strathclyde. There is still no sign of Haveli at Dumbarton Central Station ever opening. The Dining Room @ No 10 (10 W Bridgend, Dumbarton G82 4AB) has been opened for one year. It took until a few weeks ago for Hector to become aware of its existence, however, the changing politics of Real Ale is bringing – The Company – to Dumbarton with a greater regularity. If the The Dining Room opened mid afternoon, Hector would have been here before now. It is understood there is a Saturday lunchtime session, tempting.

Sources suggested that given the – bijou – size of the premises, one is best to make a reservation at the weekends. A call was made early afternoon, more in hope than expectation. A table – for three at seven – was requested, however, their sittings are at 18.00, and 20.00. True to the given statement, I was phoned back, the 19.00 table was secured. I subsequently assured Mein Host that we would vacate our table by 20.00: Slow Train performing at Helensburgh’s Commodore Hotel at 20.30.

Marg and Hector arrived from opposite directions, simultaneously. Mein Host greeted us by name, and showed us to one of six table groupings. Eleanor entered moments later, it was 18.50, punctuality rules.

Mein Host brought the Menus, he runs the front of house himself, given the size of the premises, not an onerous task.

Have you been here before? asked Mein Host.

No.

You look familiar.

I hope so.

It was established that Mein Host, Amar, had previously worked at Akbar’s, Glasgow’s branch of the Bradford Chain.

The Dining Room offer a BYOB system, there is no corkage charge. Sparkling Water (£1.50) was available in small Bottles only, three were ordered. Looking around, the other two groups dining had quite a cargo with them. This can mean quite a saving on a night out.

The Menu was photographed, albeit poorly. Lamb Desi Curry (Hot) (£10.50) – This is what Punjabi women cook for their men when they want them to be strong enough to perform with gusto! So gents please watch it and ladies watch out!

Hector often orders – Desi Style. I confirmed the non-inclusion of Capsicum since none were mentioned, but were in other descriptions. This was not a problem. Mein Host did return later to confirm that Green Chillies were OK, of course.

I was in the mood for a Keema Paratha (£3.20) but felt that ordering a Plain Paratha (£2.50) would be a better assessment of the Bread at The Dining Room. For the record, Chapattis are charged at £1.20 each.

Marg announced that Fresh Poppadoms (£2.90) were called for, then Goan Fish Curry (£12.50) – Goan fish and king prawns cooked with fresh coconut and coconut cream, curry leaves and mustard seeds cooked in traditional Goan style to melt in your mouth. A Mushroom Rice (£2.70) would accompany.

Eleanor found Punjabi Bakra (£10.50) – Tender cubes of lamb cooked with ginger garlic mixed peppers onions and spinach. Boiled Rice (2.20) completed the Order.

Four Poppadoms were presented along with Mango Chutney, Spiced Onions and a Raita Dip. Being – four – I took a half, my first Poppadom in a while. Why – Fresh Poppadoms? They were piled up on the counter in front of me.

The Ladies remarked on the viscosity of the Mango Chutney, not the thin examples too often encountered. The Spiced Onions had a decent – Kick.

There was time to take in our surroundings. Seating for twenty two was estimated, two more chairs were held in reserve. A booth table at the far end of the room sat a family whom we recognised. All other tables allowed the flexibility to combine or separate as bookings required. A group of ten could easily be accommodated. The Decor was simple, no frills. Eleanor confirmed the Facilities were fine. This is Hector’s type of venue.

Hot plates heralded the arrival of our food. Two metal pots of Curry with Thick Masala were presented, one – Soup. The Rice was served in the same pots which means there was typically more than enough to share. The Paratha arrived last, served quartered. This was an immediate disappointment for Hector who likes his Bread served whole. The Paratha was thin, flat, not the Layered and Flaky I seek. The size, however, was manageable, for once I ate it all.

Lamb Desi Curry (Hot)

The Thick, Tomato-rich, perhaps – too Red – Masala did impress. This was a large portion of Curry, the vapour rising confirmed this was – Hot – in terms of Temperature. My meals in Latvia this week were all served far too cool, this was most welcome. As I chose to eat from – The Pot – I could not establish the quantity of Meat, it was definitely in double figures, good sized pieces too. Most was Tender, a couple of pieces more chewy.

The Spice Level was as promised but not that it could not be handled. Sadly, the Spice Level was such, the Flavour was compromised. I had hoped for a new blast of – Desi – something to give the – Wow. This did not happen. There was nothing to complain about, this Curry simply lacked that which would have made it distinctive.  Some Methi please?

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Goan Fish Curry

The pot was not filled to the brim as the others were. Wet and Creamy – was my observation, a fine example of the Curry I avoid, however, this was not my choice.

Mmmm – said Marg from the off. This is exactly how she likes her Curry.

I expected prawns but didn’t find any.

To be fair, Marg could not distinguish between her Fish and her Mushrooms last time she ordered something similar at Ziggy’s (Halifax). Today she also thought at first that there might not be enough Fish for the Masala, then changed her mind when decanting for the second time.

Creamy and plenty of meat. It complemented the Mushroom Rice, a substantial meal.

A Soupçon came Hector’s way along with some of the leftover Mushroom Rice. I found this to be surprisingly pleasant despite being far my style of Curry. The Fish had body, the Masala was not sweet despite the Coconut.

Hector still seeks a perfect – Machi Desi Masala – in the West of Scotland.

Punjabi Bakra

The Masala was as Thick and Dry in appearance as my Lamb Desi, perhaps even more so. The brown Masala looked much more appealing. The presence of Green and Red Capsicum I did find off-putting. At least they were not dominant, the Ballast that too many venues opt for. The inclusion of Herbs was such that this was clearly the favoured Masala with Herbs, not a Herb Masala.

Just the right level of spice – said Eleanor. Delicious lamb, a pleasing hint of coriander, a generous portion of Rice.

Eleanor is now capable of consuming vast quantities of Rice since her trip to China.

Again, a Soupçon of Lamb Bakra came my way. This had much more Flavour than the Lamb Desi Curry. I could work on/with this.

Marg and Eleanor desired Coffee. Two Lattes (£2.50) were provided, as – Hot – as requested. Two Chocolates each accompanied the Coffees. Touches such as this are always appreciated.

I was asked how often I visited – Akbar’s.

I prefer to visit Bradford – was Hector’s somewhat conceited reply. Conceited, Moi?

The Bill

£54.50. Inflated by the Coffees.

The Aftermath

The Calling Card was given, the headers of the fifteen reviews of Akbar’s shown on the near trusty – LG. Hector’s current limited photographic prowess should be sorted on Sunday.

Taj Dumbarton – is next door, too close to be an independent operation surely? I will find out more on my next visit. Punjabi Bakra is calling, if – without Capsicum – is possible, else Achari.

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Riga – Singh’s – Indian Restaurant & Bar

Located north of the Old Town in Riga is Singh’s (Gertrudes iela 32, Centra rajons, Riga, LV-1011, Latvia), an Indian and Indo Chinese Restaurant. Steve decided to join Hector but would not be having Curry-Heute, Starters would suffice. A Paneeer Tikka Salad (€7.00) and Tandoori Wings (€4.95) was Steve’s selection.

Hector had already seen a photo of the Panjabi Lamb Masala (€9.95) online. The Opperchancity of a Thick and Minimal Masala had to be experienced. Punjabi Cuisine in Riga! Jeera Mattar Rice (€3.75) would accompany. The Waiter asked me to nominate the Spice Level. Medium here is – Spicy – I was informed. We agreed on – Medium Plus. A Large Bottle of Sparkling Water to share, completed the Order.

The Menu impressed, well the Curry section, I did not even bother looking at the Eastern Alternatives. Rogan Josh, Keema Mattar Aloo, Machi Masala and Chukandar (Beetroot) were  available.

The Restaurant was busy this Tuesday lunchtime. Most Diners had opted for one of the Lunchtime Set Meals (€6.95).  The adjacent table had – Chicken Curry, Rice, Poppadom, Naan and Samosa. The Masala in this Curry was decidedly – Shorva.

The walls at Singh’s have white tiles giving a somewhat dated ambience. This is enhanced by some very old black and white prints of Indian Temples. One wonders what these premises were once upon a time?

Steve observed that everyone had been fed but us. Presumably this was down to us having ordered from the Main Menu, Chef was having to cook.

The table for two was about to be filled. Two warm plates heralded the arrival of our Mini-Banquet. Warm plates and Salad? The Paneer Salad and Tandoori Wings were accompanied by Dips. The Chicken Wings tasted as expected I was assured. The Paneer came in four large pieces, the largest I have ever seen. Steve struggled, half of the fourth piece of Paneer was left.

The Portion of Rice was easily enough for two, again an example of – The Great European Rice Wastage. Although the Cumin Seeds were visible, their Flavour did not come across.

The Panjabi Lamb Masala had the anticipated Masala, easily the Thickest I have ever been served in Europe. I sincerely hope it had not come from a Tub/Jar.

Thick as it was, this Blended Masala had very little Flavour. One had hoped that something that looked this Wonderful would be bursting with Flavour. The Spice Level was decidedly above Medium, not a problem. The Seasoning was not pronounced, perhaps the reason why this Curry was generally lacking in Flavour. The Meat content was six Very Large pieces of Lamb, each had to be halved revealing the columnar structure. The Lamb itself was giving nothing in terms of Flavour, possibly only meeting the Masala a short while back. Although Tender, the Lamb required considerable chewing. This was a very filling combination of Curry and Rice, good value.

As with yesterday at Indian Raja, the Meal was served – Warm – rather than – Hot. I have not been served – Hot Food – at any time in Latvia. In future visits I shall be ensuring that I ask for – Hot – and see what happens.

The Bill

€30.65. The shared Bottle of Sparkling Water was €5.00.

The Aftermath

The Calling Card was given to the Waitress who cleared the table, our first interaction with her. Hopefully this was passed on.

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Riga – Indian Raja – First Latvian Curry

Hector, Steve and Neil boarded a flight from Glasgow to Riga departing at 06.25 this morning. It’s going to be a long day. A first visit for us all, Mr. O’Leary made us an offer we could not refuse. Having checked in to the Hotel Ibis, we moseyed down to the Old City in search of Quality Bier Pubs, but firstly – Curry.

Indian Raja (Skarnu street 7, Riga, Latvia) appears to be one of only two Curry Houses in the Old City, there are more to the north. The Waitress offered us a choice of tables, we took one with the best view. The Menus were brought, there was an instant feel of Authenticity.

Zivs (Fish) Bhuna (€14.50) stood out from the Menu. The promise of Fish and Vegetables, potentially a Hector Curry. Neil too went for Fish, Salmon Curry (€14.50), this had no mention of Vegetables.

Steve normally goes for Lamb Madras, however, the mention of Coconut was somewhat off-putting, Cream too. Rara Gosht (€14.50) was Steve’s choice. The accompaniments were Yellow Rice (€3.00) for Hector, and a Garlic Naan (€2.50) each for Neil and Steve.

Steve decided to order the first Bier of The Trip, Neil and Hector stuck to Water, there will be time for Bier.

A wall separated us from the main dining area, it was difficult therefore to judge the size of the premises. This was very much a – Restaurant – and therefore very different in ambience from the venues I have visited in the past week.

The wait for the Curry was not long, long enough. The Waitress presented the Dishes as we had ordered them. Neil was unsure as to which was his Salmon Curry and my Fish Bhuna. The presence of Vegetables confirmed the Bhuna. The Masala in the Salmon Curry also looked to be Thinner. All three Dishes had a Swirl of Cream stirred in.

The Garlic Naans were presented halved in a basket, grains of Garlic were visible. Neither Neil or Steve made a comment on the Quality, presumably fine. The Rice Portion was enough for two. Once again a case of Rice being wasted in Europe. Cumin Seeds were mixed through, this was in effect Jeera Rice.

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Zivs Bhuna

Green Beans and Carrots accompanied what was a decent Portion of Fish. Was this Salmon too? Whatever, the Masala Fish maintained its integrity and gave off Great Flavour. The Masala was reasonably Thick and in no way Excessive. This had the makings of a Very Good Curry.

The Spice Level was Moderate, the Seasoning was fine. With the stomach still at 37.000ft, time was taken. The Cumin Seeds added more Flavour to the combination, without the Yellow Rice, this would have been a completely different experience. Good choice, Hector.

My only criticism was the temperature. Having enjoyed a Steaming Hot Karahi Gosht yesterday in Glasgow at Karahi Palace, this Fish Bhuna was served – Warm – Hector prefers – Hot.

Rara Gosht

Mmmm – said Steve after his first mouthful. Quite a positive start.

The Rara Gosht appeared to be a Keema Curry with pieces of Lamb mixed through, nothing wrong with this whatsoever. The presence of – Cloves – was remarked upon. Steve went on to compare the Overall Flavour of his Rara Gosht to the Curry Cafes on Glasgow’s Southside, this was quite an accolade. Another happy customer.

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Salmon Curry

The Masala was definitely not as thick as the Bhuna, as one would expect. Neil enjoyed his Fish, though the Quantity beat him.

A bit of a tangy taste – was his observation.

Hector was offered a Soupçon, however, I had more than enough Curry on my plate.

The Bill

€61.50 (£51.48) €14.50 for a Main Course presently looks expensive from the perspective of the exchange rate, but whose fault is this? It’s a Pity we were not here ten years ago.

The Aftermath

The Calling Card was taken up to the counter. Our Waitress accepted it gracefully and appreciated our interest in Curry. Mein Host was introduced, our enjoyment of the Curry was restated, time to depart.

It was Bier o’clock.

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Glasgow – Karahi Palace – Stunning Curry!

The Easter Vacation and the two day stint at the Paisley Beer Festival means that Hector has not had  Glasgow Curry for some time. Four weeks have passed since I last enjoyed one of my most Favourite Dishes. It was 16.00 when I entered the Karahi Palace (51 – 53 Nelson Street, Glasgow, G5 8DZ). One Customer sat waiting for his Order, Ayaz, Mein Host was behind the counter.

My Fellow Diner was presented with his Vegetable Curry and Bread. Ayaz, resplendent in apron, knew why I was here.

The Usual, please, one Chapatti (£0.70). I expected to see Ayaz take up position at the rear of the cooking area, instead I heard him relay the order- Lamb Karahi (£7.90) – and presumably my – Tweaks – Extra Methi, Extra Seasoning. It was only then I spotted Chef Rashid. Rashid is back! He has been away for some time, whilst the Second Chef has mastered Karahi Gosht, Rashid always prepares something – Extra Special.

My Curry was prepared in the time it took my neighbour to finish his. Qaiser had been out on delivery duty – You are on your own today? The Waitress brought a Modest Salad, then returned with a Sizzling Hot Karahi and Basket.

How Hot can a Curry be served? At what temperature does Vegetable Oil vaporise? I positioned the Karahi carefully, burny. I have been here before. The Sizzling went on for ages, how to eat Food this Hot? It’s astonishing what the palate can endure that the fingers cannot.

Topped with Fresh Coriander, Ginger Strips and Sliced Large Green Chillies, this was a most magnificent sight. The Lamb on-the-bone protruded through the mass of Vegetables, somewhere below was the Most Minimal of Masalas. How different was this from that served at Raja Tandoori (Paisley) earlier this week?

The Lamb was a mixture of Chops and Ribs, far too hot to tackle. Scooping some of the Tomato-rich Masala from the base of the Karahi, I knew I was in for another Treat. The Methi was there, the Flavours so Intense. Rashid had worked his Magic.

The Ginger and Chillies provided the Varied Texture I seek. Meat and Masala alone is never so exciting. Eventually I was able to tackle the Meat. Glorious!

Halfway through, the Karahi Gosht was still hotter than most venues would serve up at the start. The Chillies upped the Spice Level. Ah, the Methi. Stunning Curry!

The Bill

£8.60. Qaiser took the Cash.

Was it Spicy?

Lots of Chillies on top. Rashid is – The Man!

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Paisley – Raja Tandoori – Curry on at your Convenience

Day two of the Paisley Beer Festival, Hector has been on duty since before 14.00, at 18.30 it was time for a break. As decided yesterday, it was back to the Raja Tandoori (57 Old Sneddon St, Paisley PA3 2AN). Entering the side room, I spotted the Menu and serviettes on the table where I had left them, so no other sit in customers in the past twenty four hours.

Mein Host greeted me a greater air of confidence – You were here yesterday.

I left my Card.

The Curry-Heute Website was shown on the new LG phone, the Replacement Samsung is no more. The Panasonic Lumix which has been used to take most of the Curry Photos in this Blog has mysteriously packed in. It will be the end of the month before this will be addressed.

We are Takeaway, not Restaurant – declared Mein Host as he pointed to the other tables which had materials piled high on top.

I am working at the Beer Festival, I need to sit down.

He was not aware of this event – The Beer is free?

(Imagine) That would be interesting. Well it is free for those of us working at the event.

I asked for a Lamb Achari. This came from the – Popular – section of the menu. £7.00 was the expected price. The – Chef’s Specialities – clearly include Rice, perhaps the Lamb Achari would not.

A van pulled up outside, Delivery Men, bringing even more to be stored in the Dining Area. I heard – Raja – being used to address Mein Host.

The Curry came as quick as yesterday, almost in an instant. The water vapour rising from the Rice once again confirmed that the Food served at Raja Tandoori is Piping Hot, I abhor tepid food.

The Blast of Flavour from the Pickle was Wonderful! This was exactly what I had anticipated. The Spice Level was again Fine, the Seasoning less of an issue in Achari.

The Masala was once again in the style which has to be regarded as – Soup – this was Indian Curry. I felt there was less Meat in today’s portion, else I was hungrier and wolfed down the Lamb in record time. In terms of overall enjoyment, this was a much Better Curry than I was served yesterday.

If I find myself working at Paisley next year, I shall be back.

Mein Host came through to chat as I finished my meal. The problem of maintaining the consistency of Curry was discussed. He works hard at ensuring that what is served at Raja Tandoori is the same every day. Respect to a man who has been in business this long.

The Bill

£8.50. Same as yesterday.

The Aftermath

Mein Host was persuaded to pose for a photo, he insisted his Lady join him. Thank you.

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