
Somehow we managed to spend an entire afternoon on North Parade, such is the virtual explosion of new venues. The Peacock sells Real Ale and Indian Snacks, the latter are free to Bradford City Fans on Match Days, I’m told. The Rickmeister’s Itinerary had the Sheesh Mahal (6 St. Thomas’ Rd, Bradford, BD1 2RW) written, and so it would be.


Arriving @20.00, Hector was aware that this was a first evening visit in daylight. For years I stood at Malham Cove at this time of year looking towards Bradford, now I’m here; maximising Curry intake is the name of the game.


Poppadoms, Dips and a Tired Salad were on the table in an instant. The Poppadoms were Crisp, the Dips – Spicy. It was agreed that Starters were happening. Dr. Stan and Ricky would share Seekh Kebab (£2.70) and Shami Kebab (£2.20). Stewart chose the more mundane Onion Bhaji (£1.50). This was not for The Hector. Having had Fish Karahi for Brunch at Karachi, it was time for Meat. Lamb Chops (£4.90) would suffice.
Our Waiter told me what I was having – Lamb on-the-bone with Methi (£9.50). Hector is known by more staff members than was realised. For Dr. Stan, a Keema Balti (£8.95), for Ricky, a Nawabe Balti (£8.95) whatever that is. The Menu described Ricky’s choice as – Chicken Mushroom Balti. Stewart asked for Chicken Daal (£9.45). From the choice of Inclusive – Rice, Naan or Chapattis, Stewart and Hector would have Chapattis, the Residents of Holden Towers opted for Naan.
Sadaqat passed us by, he was busy taking care of a large group at the window seats. Omar, the Son of Taj, appeared for his ritual photo.
I want to see Taj – said Ricky who was keen to relate the tale of his Shahi Kofta at the International last night. The Best Curry he has had, and this was not at the Sheesh Mahal!
I have never wanted to see Taj on this topic before.
Taj, Mein Host, was not here this evening.
The dog’s bollocks – was how Stewart described his Onion Bhaji.
The Shami Kebab and Seekh Kebab were separated, the Shami disappeared as soon as the photos were taken.
I enjoyed them both – said Dr. Stan.
The Seekh was too dry, the Shami was excellent – said Ricky.




Five Thin Lamb Chops were presented to Hector on an Metal Platter. Onions lay beneath the Chops. The Spice Marinade was Wonderful. A Baby screaming at the adjacent table was the only thing to spoil the moment.


A Basket with Naans was placed on the table. No Chapattis? Ah, these were buried under the Naans. A Mass of Bread, all inclusive, this is how it should be.
Lamb on-the-bone with Methi
My third Curry of this Trip, I was still waiting to taste that which defines The Bradford Curry. What arrived did not look much, it’s astonishing how much there is in such a Modest looking Dish. The Lamb was both Ribs and a cut with knob-like bones. The Lamb was Soft with some pieces approaching Pulp. The Masala was so Minimal it was almost not there. This sets the Standard, how I seek my Curry, the antithesis of – Soup. Sadly, I was about to pull out pieces of Red Capsicum. I should have asked for these to be withheld.


From the first scoop of Meat with a Chapatti, The Bradford Blast came across; so Rich, the Methi providing the Herb Flavour that makes Bradford Curry so identifiable. The Spice Level was spot-on, the Seasoning – Perfect. Stunning Curry!
Nawabe Balti
Ricky’s verdict on the Nawabe Balti was one of evolution.
It were alright – which is Ricky speak for there was nothing to criticise.
I enjoyed it; everything is blown into perspective by yesterday.
Once we were all finished:
I enjoyed it almost as much as last night.
Keema Balti

Dr. Stan was not playing tonight. There was no comment forthcoming on his Keema Balti. If the customary Dr. Stan – Mmmmm – was uttered, Hector was too busy to hear or note the moment.
In a scene reminiscent from Father Ted, Ricky goaded the Good Doctor who appeared to be struggling. Ricky finished off the Keema Balti.
Nothing special – was his observation. So it goes.
Chicken Daal
Stewart, sitting opposite, was most enthusiastic about his Chicken Daal.
That was absolutely excellent.
Compared to the Ilkley sauce and cream which he is used to:
That was one of the most enjoyable curries I’ve ever had.
He should get out more, oh, we’re not finished.
Thick and dry, Lentil rich. It was superb, a flavour far more complex than Chicken and Lentil. I would sit here now and have another one.
I think he enjoyed it.
This left the matter of The Bill and Ricky’s continuing claim that the Sheesh Mahal gives CAMRA discount.
The Bill
£48.15. Complete Bollocks – said The Man from Bradford. Note the names of the Dishes do not necessarily match what we ordered.
The Aftermath
Ricky took our cash and went up to the counter. He wouldn’t claim a CAMRA discount then use this to subsidise his own meal, would he?




A few weeks ago, Ricky sent Hector a photo of the Shahi Kofta (£8.00), a Dish apparently so Wonderful it was worthy of such promotion. With Kofta, Lamb Tikka and Capsicum mentioned, a description that might put The Hector off. It was topped with Scrambled Egg – was the denouement, Ricky was having this again, and so was Dr. Stan.


During the wait, Hector took his new camera upstairs. It is years since I stuck my nose up there. A Large Group of Chaps occupied a long table, the rest of the seating area was empty. We watched their Order go up, accompanied by the biggest wad of Chapattis I have ever seen. Meanwhile downstairs, another large group took up the alcove tables. It took them an age to get themselves sorted.
Ricky had described how his Shahi Kofta was served last time in a Pyrex Dish. An oval Pyrex Dish was placed before The Rickmeister, a square equivalent before Dr. Stan. Fried Egg! – remarked The Man from 


The Lamb Desi had a Meat count well into double figures. With the Lamb on-the-bone, the Meat was not cut
An array of Flat Patties were shrouded in Masala. Flat Kofta? I remarked to Ricky. But then, in Glasgow, Seekh Kebab is served as Kofta at 

The Bill
Our noon rendezvous was pre-empted by a chance meeting at Glasgow Central Station. We headed across the River Clyde, Hector this time showing the sights. It is about time there was serious Urban Redevelopment in this part of town. The objective was 
The Colour of this Dish has varied through the years from Light to the Dark, Rich Brown which was presented today. The Masala was the Standard Blended Indian Masala in appearance, and thankfully this was in no way excessive; here was a decent balance of Meat and Masala. The Tender Lamb had been counted carefully, the Standard Eight. Had this been dinner I could have gone for the Half Kilo, had we ordered from the Lunchtime Menu, there would have been appreciably less. Most of the Mushroom Rice was decanted, a bit more than I knew I could manage. Why decant? The dinner plate was larger.


A Darker Brown, a much Richer Masala compared to the Desi Kourma, this is the other standout Curry at 

The Bill
The Laurieston, a recent Glasgow Pub of the Year, is a Bar which again a stranger to Glasgow would pass by.
Two stops on the Subway to Buchanan St., another first for Dan. Hopefully it will not be another eight years before we see him again.





Two warm plates were placed before us. The warm plates perked Mother up, her meals can be ruined before they start when cold plates are presented.
The Meat Quantity was not Huge, just as well, this was Lunch. The Lamb was Succulent, and having spent time soaked in the near-Shorva, gave off more Flavour. The Masala was Well-seasoned, the Spice Level not demanding. The Chapatti was of average size, a bit thicker than the norm. The Chapatti was used to scoop up the leftover Shorva/Masala, Tasty. There was an overall – Earthy Flavour – very pleasant indeed. This Curry could never be put in the – Wow – category, but was certainly a worthy – Hector Curry – hence my return to
Lamb Curry
This Curry had a Traditional, Blended Masala. The Onion and Tomato base was most evident here. The Reddish hue made this Masala appear richer than the Aloo Gosht. When it came time for a Soupçon to come in my direction, I had to marvel at the Richness of Flavour, a slight Tanginess was present. The Lamb here was even Softer than the Aloo Gosht and again was giving off flavour having had time to absorb the Spices.
I had to ask Ahmed about the difference in the two Dishes. The Aloo Gosht was – Desi, I shall partly quote Ahmed for his description of the Lamb Curry.

April 30, Hector’s Birthday, Marg was set to treat me to Lunch before meeting – The Company – at the Allison Arms at 16.00. Only – The Best – would do, Shkoor – Mein Host – at Yadgar Kebab House (148 Calder St, Govanhill, Glasgow, G42 7QP) was contacted whilst Hector was in
Arriving at 14.00, Omar greeted us as we entered, he would be taking care of us this afternoon. Anticipating Poppadoms, I asked that only one be presented. The Bountiful Salad, Dips and Spiced Onions would be quite sufficient for Hector, Marg still enjoys Poppadoms. The Black Olives and chopped Green Chillies made the Salad – Special. How many customers per day receive this?



Chef Arshad emerged from the kitchen.
Marg’s Portion came first, this was appreciably larger than a – Normal Portion. It had been agreed that I would be having a – Hector Portion – what came was more than one person could ever eat. Ten Lamb Chops and pieces of Leg of Lamb shrouded in the Classic, Herb Rich,
We’re not finished. The Man with No Name brought a Soupçon of Palak, it was only after the Ritual Photos that I spotted the bowl of Vegetable Curry.
Two Chapattis completed the Feast. No Rice, one would be bagged up too soon, concentrate on what is important.

The Lamb Chops were tackled first. These were Tender Lamb, not Tandoori. With a suitable firmness, delightful to chew, the sheer number made Hector feel like a king. Strips of Chapatti were used to scoop the Methi-rich Masala. The distinctive
How they get so much Flavour into a Vegetable Curry still mystifies. Potatoes, Carrots and Peas topped with Fresh Coriander, the Masala suitably Minimal, a Special Treat when available. I have been previously told that at
Across the table, Marg also had more Curry than she could ever eat at one sitting. Normally I would have tried the Boneless Goshat Karahi for comparison purposes, not today.
Mr. Anwar Sr. came over to chat. The Kashmiri Tea arrived, Piping Hot and Pink, two Cups. Mein Host Sr. sat with us. That we were here for a Birthday Lunch was mentioned, oops. Age and the counting of years formed the initial part of our discussion. Then Marg was in full flow. 

We thought we had finished, alas, a Portion of Semolina arrived. Shkoor, Dear Chap, Hector finally had Dessert at 
Across the River Leven from the town centre of Dumbarton lies the newest Curry House in the former capital of Strathclyde. There is still no sign of Haveli at Dumbarton Central Station ever opening. The Dining Room @ No 10 (10 W Bridgend, Dumbarton G82 4AB) has been opened for one year. It took until a few weeks ago for Hector to become aware of its existence, however, the changing politics of Real Ale is bringing – The Company – to Dumbarton with a greater regularity. If the The Dining Room opened mid afternoon, Hector would have been here before now. It is understood there is a Saturday lunchtime session, tempting.





Hot plates heralded the arrival of our food. Two metal pots of Curry with Thick Masala were presented, one – Soup. The Rice was served in the same pots which means there was typically more than enough to share. The Paratha arrived last, served quartered. This was an immediate disappointment for Hector who likes his Bread served whole. The Paratha was thin, flat, not the Layered and Flaky I seek. The size, however, was manageable, for once I ate it all.
The Thick, Tomato-rich, perhaps – too Red – Masala did impress. This was a large portion of Curry, the vapour rising confirmed this was – Hot – in terms of Temperature. My meals in
The Spice Level was as promised but not that it could not be handled. Sadly, the Spice Level was such, the Flavour was compromised. I had hoped for a new blast of – Desi – something to give the – Wow. This did not happen. There was nothing to complain about, this Curry simply lacked that which would have made it distinctive. Some Methi please?
The pot was not filled to the brim as the others were. Wet and Creamy – was my observation, a fine example of the Curry I avoid, however, this was not my choice.

The Masala was as Thick and Dry in appearance as my Lamb Desi, perhaps even more so. The brown Masala looked much more appealing. The presence of 








Hector had already seen a photo of the Panjabi Lamb Masala (€9.95) online. The Opperchancity of a Thick and Minimal Masala had to be experienced. Punjabi Cuisine in Riga! Jeera Mattar Rice (€3.75) would accompany. The Waiter asked me to nominate the Spice Level. Medium here is – Spicy – I was informed. We agreed on – Medium Plus. A Large Bottle of Sparkling Water to share, completed the Order.
The Menu impressed, well the Curry section, I did not even bother looking at the Eastern Alternatives. Rogan Josh, Keema Mattar Aloo, Machi Masala and Chukandar (Beetroot) were available. 








As with yesterday at 




Indian Raja (Skarnu street 7, Riga, Latvia) appears to be one of only two Curry Houses in the Old City, there are more to the north. The Waitress offered us a choice of tables, we took one with the best view. The Menus were brought, there was an instant feel of Authenticity.
Zivs (Fish) Bhuna (€14.50) stood out from the Menu. The promise of Fish and Vegetables, potentially a Hector Curry. Neil too went for Fish, Salmon Curry (€14.50), this had no mention of Vegetables.
Steve normally goes for Lamb Madras, however, the mention of Coconut was somewhat off-putting, Cream too. Rara Gosht (€14.50) was Steve’s choice. The accompaniments were Yellow Rice (€3.00) for Hector, and a Garlic Naan (€2.50) each for Neil and Steve.
A wall separated us from the main dining area, it was difficult therefore to judge the size of the premises. This was very much a – Restaurant – and therefore very different in ambience from the venues I have visited in the past week.

The Garlic Naans were presented halved in a basket, grains of Garlic were visible. Neither Neil or Steve made a comment on the Quality, presumably fine. The Rice Portion was enough for two. Once again a case of 
Green Beans and Carrots accompanied what was a decent Portion of Fish. Was this Salmon too? Whatever, the Masala Fish maintained its integrity and gave off Great Flavour. The Masala was reasonably Thick and in no way Excessive. This had the makings of a Very Good Curry.
My only criticism was the temperature. Having enjoyed a Steaming Hot 
The Rara Gosht appeared to be a Keema Curry with pieces of Lamb mixed through, nothing wrong with this whatsoever. The presence of – Cloves – was remarked upon. Steve went on to compare the Overall Flavour of his Rara Gosht to the Curry Cafes on Glasgow’s Southside, this was quite an accolade. Another happy customer.
The Masala was definitely not as thick as the Bhuna, as one would expect. Neil enjoyed his Fish, though the Quantity beat him. 



The Easter Vacation and the two day stint at the Paisley Beer Festival means that Hector has not had Glasgow Curry for some time. Four weeks have passed since I last enjoyed one of my most Favourite Dishes. It was 16.00 when I entered the 
Topped with Fresh Coriander, Ginger Strips and Sliced Large Green Chillies, this was a most magnificent sight. The Lamb on-the-bone protruded through the mass of Vegetables, somewhere below was the Most Minimal of Masalas. How different was this from that served at Raja Tandoori (Paisley) earlier this week?
The Lamb was a mixture of Chops and Ribs, far too hot to tackle. Scooping some of the Tomato-rich Masala from the base of the Karahi, I knew I was in for another Treat. The Methi was there, the Flavours so Intense. Rashid had worked his Magic.
The Bill
Day two of the Paisley Beer Festival, Hector has been on duty since before 14.00, at 18.30 it was time for a break. As decided 


The Curry came as quick as
The Masala was once again in the style which has to be regarded as – Soup – this was Indian Curry. I felt there was less Meat in today’s portion, else I was hungrier and wolfed down the Lamb in record time. In terms of overall enjoyment, this was a much Better Curry than I was served
Mein Host came through to chat as I finished my meal. The problem of maintaining the consistency of Curry was discussed. He works hard at ensuring that what is served at Raja Tandoori is the same every day. Respect to a man who has been in business this long.
Mein Host was persuaded to pose for a photo, he insisted his Lady join him. Thank you.