Erlangen – Boliwood – The Erlangen Enigma

erlangen-boliwood-curry-heute-4Today is Tapping of The Bock at Löwenbräu Buttenheim, as good a reason as any to be in Deutschland. However this Blog as ever concentrates on the Lunch before the other distraction.

Erlangen has puzzled for years, why so many Curry Houses in a town of this size? The answer – The University.

On arrival in Nürnberg last night I had considered jumping on a train for the fifteen minute journey north to Erlangen. House of India is the last of six venues to be visited. A Source has it down as – Good for Lunch – which is a mystery as the Restaurant does not open until 17.30. Just in case, I checked it out again today, not only was Lunch a Myth, the Restaurant is shut for a week.

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Around two hundred people alighted from my chosen train to Erlangen, was everyone coming for Curry? The Curry House which is metres from the Bahnhof continues to do well, perhaps I may squeeze in Lunch on Wednesday on my way home. Today’s choice of venue was Boliwood (Gerberei 8 91054 Erlangen, Bayern, Deutschland) a Restaurant which impressed last year when Mein Host and his Lady Chef were prepared to listen, an impressive Fish Karahi with Vegetables was produced specially for The Hector.

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About a dozen diners were in situ when I entered Boliwood at 12.45. I was shown to a table in the room at the Bar. Another ten people would arrive during my hour at Boliwood. On taking my seat I showed Mein Host the Replacement Samsung, he remembered me.

erlangen-boliwood-curry-heute-5The Mittagsmenu replicated the a la Carte, however, I was later able to confirm Smaller Portions. Lamm Sabji (€14.90) – Lamm mit Gemüse in Currysosse. Medium – was suggested. Hotter than Medium? Levels were offered, two as Standard, I opted for three. Four exists, taking my mind back to Gdynia where Level 4 was describes as – Insane.

Having taken the order, Mein Host returned – You had Fish with Vegetables last time. This reminded me – Kein Paprika. He immediately went to the kitchen, sorted.

On The House

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Two Small Poppadoms and Four Dips were brought.

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erlangen-boliwood-curry-heute-14I had only finished the first Cumin-laden Poppadom when the Lamm Sabji arrived. Firstly I had to deal with the inclusive Basmati, again enough for two. Spooning the Curry on to the Rice revealed the Largest array of Interesting Vegetables ever encountered: Carrots, Cauliflower, Courgettes, three types of Bean, Aubergine, Broccoli, and Ginger Strips. Mixed into this were six pieces of Lamb, this was a Mountain of Curry.

The Masala was the Standard Indian Puree, as the Oil collected at the sides of the Platter, so the efficacy of the Dish was confirmed. This was Curry, and some.

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It is rare in Europe for Indian Restaurants to serve Seriously Spiced Curry, there was no holding back here. Level 3 is eye-watering Hot. One has to accept that when Curry is this Spicy, Flavour is lost. More Seasoning would have been welcome which is quite ironic in Erlangen. The Minimal Lamb was suitably Tender, however, this Dish was all about the Vegetables. There was an acceptable Firmness to the Carrots and Courgettes, better this than a Plate of Pulp.

erlangen-boliwood-curry-heute-16The Quantity was such that defeat was inevitable. On seeing the Lunchtime Menu Portions, I was still happy to have ordered from the Main Menu.

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Zehr Gross.

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Tea was offered and accepted. Schwarz, kein Milch. I don’t think this is what Mein Host had in mind, Hector cannot drink Tea with Milk.

Darjeeling – was declared on presentation.

Hot Tea after Curry, a Masochistic Treat I realised in my formative years of Curry Eating. The Palate was cleansed.

The Bill

€17.90. (£15.98) Mein Host reconfirmed that the Poppadoms and Tea were – from the house.

The Aftermath

Until next year – was going through Hector’s mind. Mein Host beat me to it.

And so to Buttenheim.

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Manchesteer – Kabana – Rizwan: You’ll have a Better Time than Me

manchester-kabana-curry-heute-1Mr. O’Leary has commenced a new Route: Manchester to Nürnberg at very advantageous prices. Nürnberg is as close to Bamberg as one can fly with a Commercial Airline. A train Ticket from Glasgow to Manchester is cheaper than a Ticket to Edinburgh from where one can fly to München with Mr. Stelios. Time-wise from Glasgow to Bamberg there is therefore not much in it, however, travelling via Manchester is half the price. This means foregoing München’s Indian Mango in favour of Kabana (22 BackTurner St., Northern Quarter, Manchester M4 1LQ England ), next year.

manchester-kabana-curry-heute-2Approaching from Tibb St. all I could see was a building covered in tarpaulin, Men in hats hard at work. Had Kabana gone? Through the Fog of Sand I could see the foremost Curry House of the Northern Quarter still open for business, indeed on opening the door, the place was stowed. Rizwan and his Staff were busy dishing out Curry for Lunch. All tables were occupied. Such is the informality here The Hector was not concerned.

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The Board had Karahi Lamb, even Hector cannot eat this everyday. I was in the mood for Keema and so was delighted to see Keema, Peas and Potatoes. As this could possibly be Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner I decided upon Basmati to accompany. When Rizwan served me he put a Massive Portion of Rice on a Plate then started spooning on the Mince. He stopped to verify that this was all, The Manchester Mix of two or three different Curry Dishes on one plate is not my preferred style, too much like Buffet.  I had just passed on Chops with Cauliflower.

The Bill

£6.00. Quality and Quantity for a Modest Fee.

I checked with Rizwan – Should I sit anywhere?

This would have meant possibly joining an incomplete table for four.

Sit with Curtis.

manchester-kabana-curry-heute-5Rizwan took Cutlery and Napkins to a table occupied by one. Curtis is well known here, he would be welcoming. Meanwhile I completed my photographic ritual at the counter ensuring I had enough Chopped Green Chillies and more than enough Fresh Coriander.

manchester-kabana-curry-heute-6Once the introductions were out of the way, Curtis asked if we had Curry Cafes like this in Glasgow. I replied in the positive though strictly speaking in Glasgow the Curry Dishes on display have to be reheated a Portion at at time. In Manchester the Curry is kept warm by baths of Hot Water beneath.

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What about London?

I was able to mention the –  Lahore Kebab House – Whitechapel and the Indian Embassy Canteen – The India Club. The Calling Card had to be given, I hope Curtis has a good read.

Tearing into the Keema Mutter Aloo, there was more than a Hector could eat this Lunchtime. There was no Needless Masala, the Keema, Potatoes and Peas had their own Moisture, a Dry Curry that was not actually Dry. For Totally Dry Curry see Hector’s Home-cooked Methi Gosht earlier this week.

The Green Chillies gave the required Bite, the Fresh Coriander the required Herb Flavour. This was so Simple, so Effective, so Satisfying. Mince, Peas and Tatties, Asian Style.

Meanwhile Curtis was nearly finished his Lamb Karahi. He was extolling the benefits of having Lamb on-the-bone, the Marrow. The Masala at Kabana is much Thinner than the Very Best of Curry Venues, one has to accept that this is the Style, still not Shorva. The difference? Meat with Sauce, not Sauce with Meat.

Twenty minutes later Hector was admitting defeat, the Mince gone, a Respectable Quantity of Rice could be left. A Chap was out cleaning tables, Hector sat alone in an emptying Cafe, the Rush was over by 13.10.

I bade farewell to Rizwan advising him that I would next be in Manchester in January, twice hopefully. Actually, I shall be here next week for an overnight on the return from Nürnberg. The 135 Bus up to Cheetamhill will be my Chariot – Dera – The Very Best of Manchester  awaits.

Rizwan’s parting words –  You’ll have a better time than me.

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Glasgow – Ambala Deli Bar – A Treat for The Hector

glasgow-ambala-nov2-curry-heute-3As a sign of Appreciation for Hector’s guidance last week in Polska, Craig and Yvonne declared their intention to treat The Hector to Curry-Heute at the venue of his choosing. What better Opperchancity to introduce another two customers to the Glasgow Discovery of 2016?

glasgow-ambala-nov2-curry-heute-4Ambala Deli Bar (11 Forth St., Glasgow, Scotland, G41 2SP) has featured regularly since the first visit in April. Whilst The Menu covers the required range of Desi and Traditional Dishes, the Depth of Flavour of what is served is sufficient to make this another Standout Venue in Glasgow.

In recent visits the Excellent Lamb Handi has been the pre-ordered Dish of Choice. Today it was time to return to Hector’s Base – Desi Karahi Gosht (£8.99) on-the-bone, Hotter than Medium, accompanied by Nan Bread (£2.00). The Plain Naan served here is a Sensible size, and is Light and Fluffy, the Hector-preferrred – Paratha – has proved to be inconsistent.

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Arriving early to secure my preferred table, the Young Chap behind the counter smiled in acknowledgement and called Naveed. Naveed emerged from the kitchen to give his now customary welcome.

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Craig and Yvonne arrived punctually at 14.59, Yvonne’s doing no doubt. Walking to Forth St. was their previously announced plan, however, train tickets were mentioned so they must have alighted at Pollokshields East which is moments from Ambala.

The Menu was studied, Yvonne went straight for Karela Gosht (£8.99) boneless, Medium Spice, with a Tandoori Roti (£1.20), a Brave Choice. Craig had to find the Dish which he considered to be within his Limits of Tolerance. Lamb Tikka Jaipuri (£8.95) boneless – Mild – was his choice. Chunks of Chicken or lamb tikka cooked with deep fried mushrooms onions and capsicum. Was this a wind-up? Craig and Yvonne liglasgow-ambala-nov2-curry-heute-5ke Capsicum in Curry. Tastes differ as was manifested last weekend in Gdansk.

Fifteen to twenty minutes – said Naveed as he noted the Order. Sparkling Water is still not available despite thousands of requests from one or two people. Mango Rubicon (£1.10) for Hector, Bottles of Still Water (£1.10) for Craig and Yvonne.

Five other Diners were present during our stay. A Chap sat at an adjacent window table and ordered Peri-Peri Chicken with Chips, Twice. When presented with two portions one was sent back. Who would be a Waiter?

Lady First

glasgow-ambala-nov2-curry-heute-6glasgow-ambala-nov2-curry-heute-12Naveed brought out Yvonne’s Karela Gosht and Roti first. This was a Thick Mass of Lamb and the Bitter Gourd. Back in August, Howard and Hector were guests of Mein Host – Ahmed, on that day the Karela Gosht most certainly had the – Wow – Factor. Yvonne was immediately impressed by the tenderness of the Lamb. When the Flavour of the Copious Karela kicked in there was a further declaration of Pleasure. Yvonne was impressed by her Dish but could not finish all of the Vegetable, there was a lot of Karela.

glasgow-ambala-nov2-curry-heute-8glasgow-ambala-nov2-curry-heute-11Hector was fed next. The Karahi Gosht looked exactly as it should, a Mass of Lamb on-the-bone protruding through not the Thickest of Masalas ever seen, but absolutely no sign of needless Ballast. The Naan was as hoped for, Very Light, the first dipping was a – Gosh – moment.

The 1960s – was my instant remark. This Interpretation took me right back in time. I was then able to identify – Cloves – as being the Dominant Flavour. This is good for a change, very Distinctive.

I re-evaluated the Masala, so much better than anything served in Europe, it is easy to take this Quality for granted when one is at home. The Spice and Seasoning needed no comment, spot on.

Nine decent sized pieces of Tender Lamb were worked at. Craig and Yvonne persisted with knives and forks, no such etiquette for Hector, one needs fingers to enjoy Lamb on-the-bone. As with the Very Best of Curry served in Glasgow, one could not eat this every day, far too Rich. Most enjoyable.

glasgow-ambala-nov2-curry-heute-13glasgow-ambala-nov2-curry-heute-15Across the table Craig was making positive statements from the off. His intention to return to Ambala was declared within moments of commencing his Tikka Jaipuri Experience.

Full of flavour. Multicoloured Capsicum. I’ll come back here again.

The Spice Level was evidently – Acceptable. Not wishing to put Craig off, the Quantity of Oil which was present in the Tikka Jaipuri was reminiscent of my last visit to the Khyber Pass Restaurant. This was way more than necessary. Indeed – The Khyber – was mentioned, we need to get a Posse arranged.

Naveed was in attendance twice during our Feast, he could do no more for us. A pity permission has still not been given to show his face on this Blog.

The Bill

Unknown. Thank you both.

The Aftermath

The Urban Texture of Forth St. was observed and discussed as we walked towards Pollokshields East. The hole in the ground most certainly will become a Mosque. Four Shop Units are possibly under construction across the road. Forth Street has to be seen to be believed.

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Hector’s House – Methi Gosht (Seriously Dry)

curry-heute-14Some believe that Hector serves Marg a Curry every day, if only. A few times a year is the norm. Last night the freezer was inspected, it was overflowing with Lamb, much of it bought at the local supermarket, and heavily discounted too. Who would pay Supermarket Prices for Lamb when any Asian Grocer will undercut?

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curry-heute-7The Lamb, not browned, was pre-cooked mostly in its own Juices, a mere Sprinkling of Vegetable Oil was added to the Garam Masala and Dry Methi which were well stirred in. Unsurprisingly, the result was Dry Lamb with a Heavy Infusion of Spice and Herb.

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The Standard Masala was prepared in the Karahi, Frozen Methi and leftover Frozen (Fresh) Coriander were stirred in to this. How much Herb? And some Mushrooms.

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curry-heute-17The results were as intended, Minimal Masala, Herb Rich. The Seasoning was a Tad Under, Hector ran out of Salt! The Spice Level was kept Low so Marg would actually eat what was served. Ironically, the Superbly Tender Lamb gave off more Spice than than the Masala.

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This is a Dry Curry – was Marg’s remark.

Success.

I suspect my next Creation will have to be along more Traditional Lines.

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Glasgow – Karahi Palace – Curry Days – New Menu

glasgow-karahi-palace-curry-heute-18Saturday afternoon in Glasgow, the Traditional time for Curry-Heute. Entering the Karahi Palace (51 – 53 Nelson Street, Glasgow, G5 8DZ) at 15.45, Qaiser was on duty front of house, Chef Rashid was in his spot. On the Monday night which was my last visit, The Man from Bradford recommended the Karahi Palace interpretation of Desi Korma. I told Qaiser I was here for Something Different, he brought out a shiny New Menu.             Gosh!

glasgow-karahi-palace-curry-heute-6Prices have not increased in my five years plus of visiting this Wonderful Venue, it is about time. The first thing I spotted was the dropping of – New – on the front cover, I would ask, later. First things first – Lamb Korma Spicy (£6.50) had to be ordered. Qaiser went away momentarily to check the availability. All was well. Since I was having a – Curry – and not my usual – Karahi – I considered Rice to be the better Accompaniment. Mushroom Rice (£2.50) was selected from the List. When was the last time I ordered Rice at the Karahi Palace?

A decade or so back, Lamb Desi Korma as served at The Village a few blocks along the road was once my Staple Diet. I could not get enough of this. Their lack of Consistency coupled with the discovery of – Punjabi Karahi – saw the Hector Palate evolve away from – Curry – towards Minimal Masala. This would not be a – Korma – as served in a Mainstream Curry House.

The New Menu

glasgow-karahi-palace-curry-heute-41I could not see Lamb Chops as a Starter, but they were listed in the Grills Specials as a Main, served with Salad, Rice and Curry Sauce. Curry Sauce. Chapti? Let those of us who have never made a typo admit they are lying. Ogri? What on Earth? Magaz Masala? Brains, Thunderbirds are Go!

glasgow-karahi-palace-curry-heute-13The Fridge looked fully stocked and matched the Drinks listed, still no Sparkling Water. The Biggest Omission/Mystery was the omission of – Lamb – in – Chef Specials. I decided to enjoy my Curry then ask.

glasgow-karahi-palace-curry-heute-48Qaiser brought a Huge Plate of Mushroom Rice, a Meal in itself. The Aroma was Magnificent, Cardamoms were present with Finely Chopped Mushrooms, full of Flavour. The Lamb Korma Spicy was served in a white bowl, it has been a long time since I was given one of these, if ever. The Puréed Masala was more Abundant than My Usual, but in no way Excessive. The contents of the bowl were decanted, I appeared to have a Mass of Bones.

glasgow-karahi-palace-curry-heute-49The Seasoning hit first. Rashid knows I prefer – Well-seasoned – this was a the top end of the scale, a shock in some ways. The Spice hit the back of the throat, something that has been happening recently with increasing regularity. This – Korma – was not for the feint of heart. An oh so Familiar Citrus Flavour emerged, this was a truly aggressive version of glasgow-karahi-palace-curry-heute-55Desi Korma taking me right back to my – Curry Days. The Masala appeared to be Tomato-based.

I could describe the Overall Flavour as – a touch of Achari with Yoghurt, but I won’t. Anyway, a Recipe Interpretation is here.

The Bones were Large, the Meat on-the-bones Larger. I decanted more Masala and saw the most Minimal of Oil Residue at the base of the bowl, ah Rashid. Hector was back at one of his Most Favourite Venues, how different was this from the – Curry – served in Polska last weekend?

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£9.00. Cheaper than Polska!  (Thanks to those who voted for – Brexit.)

The Aftermath

I went through the New Menu with Qaiser.

New – can be dropped before Karahi Palace.

Ogri is Tripe.

Lamb Chops not listed as a Starter may well be an oversight.

They have dropped Lamb from the Mainstream Dishes, or – Chef Specials – as listed. As Karahi Palace serve Lamb on-the-bone, Customers apparently don’t like this with the Standard Curry Dishes. Let them eat Chicken.

Qaiser promised to get in some Sparkling Water.

Chapti – I hadn’t the heart….

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Gdynia – Taj Mahal – Authentic Indian Curry

 

gdynia-taj-mahal-curry-heute-1gdynia-taj-mahal-curry-heute-2Last night after an excellent visit to AleBrowar – Gdynia, Hector had the wherewithal to check Google Maps. Behold a Curry House! Not only that, a photo showed a Magnificent looking Dry-Thick Meat Curry. After two disappointing Curry Experiences in Gdansk, The Hector did not believe that the Baltic Ports of Polska could not serve up Quality Curry.

Howard met Hector on the train from Gdansk as it passed through Sopot. After three days we are getting our bearings. Sopot too has a Curry House as does the northern extremity of Gdansk, both of these have potential, next visit.

With hindsight we should have alighted one stop before Gdynia Glowny, it was a ten minute walk to the Taj Mahal (Antoniego Abrahama 86, 81-001 Gdynia, Polska). Taj Mahal opens daily at Noon, I had verified they were open before leaving Gdansk.

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An Asian Gentleman greeted us a we entered, I deduced he was Mein Host, The Chef or both. It was a Young Local Chap who who serve us, and serve us he would. After days of a developing Waitress-Misogyny it was good to have a conversation. The photo I showed on the Replacement Samsung was indeed identified as Bhuna Gosht (36 Zl), Hector claimed this Dish.

gdynia-taj-mahal-curry-heute-8Howard could have played – Safe – but was willing to take a – Risk – with the Mutton Karahi (44 Zl). Green Peppers and Onions were listed as Ingredients. Those who follow this Blog will have read the Curry-Heute Misadventures, the Big Blobs of Onion and Capsicum served in essentially a – Stir Fry – nothing like a Punjabi Karahi. RuBaRu in Bydgoszcz was the last time any of The Company dare order a Karahi in Polska.

To accompany we both ordered Aloo Parantha (10 Zl).

The Spice Level was outlined by our Waiter. They offer three levels of Spice: Spicy, Very Spicy and Insanely Spicy. We agreed on Level 2.

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Complimentary Poppadoms and Dips were brought. The Waiter took the time to describe each – Tamarind from plums – well maybe not. He also described the Poppadoms having embedded – Lentils – not Cumin Seeds then?

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For much of our visit we were The Lone Diners this MondaylLunchtime. A Lady did eventually arrive. Another Chap entered, walked the length of the room and departed. Could he not have looked through the window?

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The karahi were presented on the same candlelit dais as seen in Gdansk in the last two days. Normally I would eat directly with Bread from the karahi, today decanting felt appropriate.

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Bhuna Gosht

The anticipated Dark, Thick Masala was far from the Red-Creamy Masalas encountered in Wroclaw and Poznan in the first days of this Trip. Two days ago I looked at a Fish Tikka Masala and saw potential which did not bear fruit. Surely not another disappointment?

The Parathas were Thin, as Thin a Stuffed Paratha as I have encountered. Served quartered, there was a slight flakiness, the final parts had gone crispy, not the best.

gdynia-taj-mahal-curry-heute-17The Topping of Fresh Coriander, raw Onion and Ginger Strips was set to one side of the plate. The Masala was scooped with the Paratha, a Curry! Fourteen pieces of Mutton were counted at the start, I revised this upwards later. Some Meat was decidedly Tender, less than half was Chewy. Spice Level 2 was quite sufficient, Seasoning was not an issue. This was very much an Indian Curry unsurprisingly not dissimilar from those experienced in India earlier this year.

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The Waiter came across to ask the Customary Question. We were both enjoying our meals. 

Mutton Karahi

gdynia-taj-mahal-curry-heute-18The Mutton Karahi was only distinguishable by the absence of Onion Topping. I could see some of the Dreaded Ballast protruding through the remarkably similar gdynia-taj-mahal-curry-heute-21Masala. Fortunately the Capsicum was Minimal and in small strips. The feared Onion and Capsicum Overdose was therefore not an issue with this Karahi, finally a Euro-Chef who knows what Karahi is. A Soupçon of Masala came my way, there was a slight Tanginess, a sufficient difference, the Mughlai Gravy. The Mutton Karahi may well have been the better of the two.

Howard had a few words –

A mix of very soft and more chewy Lamb. Excellent level of spice, difficult to ascertain the background flavour, but onions, garlic and ginger were evident. The Paratha was good, and overall a decent Curry.

The Bill

129 Zl (£27.09) Thanks to Brexit, exactly what we would pay for Curry with Soft Drinks in Glasgow.

The Aftermath

The Waiter was given the Calling Card and shown The Blog. He marvelled at the size of the Naan on the Homepage (Omar’s Balti House, Bradford) and wondered how big a Tandoor it would take to produce this. He then asked where the Best Curry was to be found. When München was mentioned in the list he asked exactly where. He was told.

Next time in Gdynia there will be a return to Taj Mahal.

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Gdansk – Buddha Lounge – Two Have & Two Have Not

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Craig, Yvonne and Mags announced last night that they would be joining The Hector for Curry-Heute this Lunchtime. Today marks another Special Day in the six year history of this Blog – Five Million Hits. My thanks to Curryspondent Ed for pointing this out, I was busy writing up Polish Curry Reviews when the moment passed.

gdansk-buddha-lounge-curry-heute-5gdansk-buddha-lounge-curry-heute-2Buddha Lounge (Dluga 18/21, Gdansk, Polska) is the other City Centre Curry House in Gdansk. Could it be better than the not-so-impressive Curry served to Hector at Masala yesterday?

Entering this Sunday Lunchtime at 12.30 one table was occupied, no staff were present, a  Photo Opperchancity.

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A Young Chap invited us to choose any table, The Ladies were already doing so. Three days ago, The Company was quite surprised at the quality of Curry served in the Buddha Lounge in Wroclaw. The first thing I did was ask if this was part of a Restaurant Chain. The Young Waitress assured me that it is not. Logic still suggested otherwise, however, when we saw the Menu we had our doubts.

gdansk-buddha-lounge-curry-heute-7gdansk-buddha-lounge-curry-heute-6The Indian part of the menu was Minimal. Again, Chinese and Thai Cuisine were on offer. In search of – The Mild – I thought Craig might be tempted, but no, Chicken Tikka Masala (39.90 Zl) it would be. Yvonne was all for having a Chicken Vindaloo (39.90 Zl) when she spotted the Three Chillies.

How could a Curry in Europe ever be – that Spicy? I asked her.

Yvonne recalled a Berlin Curry cooked by a Glasgow Chef and decided to match Craig.

Mags, who seeks Aloo Gosht everywhere decided to drop her standards and chose an out of character Butter Chicken (39.90 Zl). With no Meat for forty eight hours, Hector had to go back to Lamb – Mutton Rogan Josh (46.90 Zl) it had to be. The Three Chilli Rating was not putting off The Hector.

The wait was decidedly short, never a good sign. Craig was taken by the Presentation of his Chicken Tikka Masala on the high stand heated by a tea-light. Hector thought otherwise.

Chicken Tikka Masala

gdansk-buddha-lounge-curry-heute-8Both Craig and Yvonne were impressed by their Dish, – Delicious – was echoed. I noted an Onion-rich Masala, suitably Thick and not dissimilar to the Masala whose appearance at least impressed yesterday. The Meat Quantity was Significant. And so the Positives came across the table, two very Satisfied Customers.

A thick mass. – said Craig. A wee bit of heat, masses of Chicken.

Yvonne confirmed this but later added – I liked the flavour, it could have been hotter.

This is as nice a Curry as I’ve had. – concluded Craig.

gdansk-buddha-lounge-curry-heute-9I don’t know what Mags was thinking at this point, the four of us have been to the Very Best of Curry Houses in Many Lands. I found it hard to believe, especially when I was permitted to sample a Soupçon. I have to trust my Co-diners, and have even permitted the appearance of the fatuous adjective.

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Butter Chicken

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Those who order this dish should know what to expect. Indeed a Mass of Chicken in a Soupy Masala was set before Mags. This was remote from the style of Curry we demand in Glasgow–Bradford–München–Manchester. In the end Mags accepted her lot and quite enjoyed it.

It was a bit soupy, but the taste was really ….–  one appearance is enough.

Mutton Rogan Josh

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Whilst Craig was enthralled by the Karahi presented on a stand, all four Dishes were served with the Curry Arrangement served on the Plate with Rice from which we were expected to eat. In what way was this Hygienic? I removed mine immediately.

One instinctively knows shite when one sees it. That I literally saw much more in the hours afterwards should set the alarm bells ringing. If Curry had this effect on The Hector then The Diet that is recorded in these humble pages could not be written. I had absolutely no problems in India earlier this year, the last time recorded was the Indian Garden (Kirkwall, Orkney).

Take a Tin of Cream of Tomato Soup, add a ridiculous amount of Chilli Powder, boil some Meat et voila!

What sat before me was NOT Curry, this was not a Masala, unless the jar it came from says so. If this Rogan Josh was prepared by a Chef then he should be well ashamed.

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The Thinness of the Shorva meant a Spoon was required. The Meat and Sauce had been strangers until a few seconds before serving. Had a Chef even turned up today?

The Spice Level was Ridiculous, any Idiot can chuck in Chilli Powder and make a Curry Hot. Fortunately I’m not bothered by what others regard as OTT. However, excatly what had I been given?

gdansk-buddha-lounge-curry-heute-15To maintain the consistency of Curry-Heute, The Blog, the Meat was cut Small and was plentiful. The Seasoning was on a par with any Tin of Tomato Soup. Indeed, Tomato Soup is how the Dish tasted. There was absolutely NO enjoyment to be had by eating this so-called Rogan Josh.

Shockingly Poor!

Dr. Stan joined us for Coffee.

The Bill

206.20 Zl (£43.26)  This included Water, various, plus Dr. Stan’s Coffee.

The Aftermath

The Calling Card was left, once more, who was there to talk – Curry – with?

On our way back from Gdnyia this evening I spotted Taj Mahal, a Rated Curry House on Google Maps. There is a Photo of a Lamb Dish with as Dry-Thick a Masala as one could hope to find. Just to prove that my constitution is as as strong as I claim, I shall be there tomorrow, and so will Howard.

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Gdansk – Masala – Flaterred To Deceive

gdansk-bier-traveller-comMarg and Eleanor had only been in Gdansk for a matter of minutes when Hector put them in a taxi to the airport. Some have work on Monday and flying back from Poznan was not the optimum route back to Blighty. This gave The Hector two hours to check-in and have Curry-Heute before the rest of The Company would catch up.

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Masala (Rajska 10, 80-850 Gdansk, Polska) is located in the Madison Shopping Centre immediately across from the Mercure Hotel where The Danzig Six would take up residence for three nights. Spotting Masala was simple, gaining access was something else. Having walked around the block, access was gained to the rear end of Madison it would have been quicker to enter through the main entrance.

A Family with two weans entered the quite busy Restaurant, I had to ensure it was clear that I was not accompanying them. The family took a table, the Young Girls on duty ignored me. Eventually I gestured to a small table for two right in front of the bar. There was an indifferent shrug to confirm I could sit there. Another Young Girl, one of three (were there actually four?) I observed, brought a Menu. Chinese and Thai Cuisine was also on offer. When a City has numerous Curry Houses to choose from I give venues such as this the body swerve. Gdansk only has two City Centre Curry Sources, so here I was.

Having had Curry on three consecutive days I was hoping to demonstrate more of the Spectrum that is Indian Food by ordering Fish. I was delighted to see Fish Curry (39 Zl) but then studied Fish Tikka Masala (39 Zl). The Curry had Curry Sauce, the Tikka had Masala Sauce. The couple at the next table were served their dishes, one had a Thick Masala, the other had as Thin a Shorva as I have encountered. Taking no chances, and at the risk of shocking The Reader, Hector ordered Fish Tikka Masala.

The Young Girl who brought the Menu took the order. It was at this point I realised that this had become a daily occurrence. When was I last served by someone who might actually know about the Cuisine of the Indian Subcontinent? Whatever their duties, some were were more active than others, the girl behind the bar had little to do, and the other(s)? The setup reminded me of Glasgow’s Athena Greek Taverna some twenty years ago when the Female Mafia decided what was what: – Don’t expect us to serve you whilst we’re having a chat.

Sitting in the middle of the room I had no Opperchancity to take photos of the interior else I would have been invading people’s privacy. There was an upstairs balcony, could I have sat there? I may never know. With the corridor of the Shopping Centre forming the largest wall of the Restaurant I felt I was sitting in a Goldfish Bowl.

I had been given the choice of inclusive Rice or Bread, I had chosen Rice. I was soon in two minds. The Chaps in the Kitchen could be seen preparing Bread through the glass window which separated them from the dining area. Rotating Dough was their Party Piece. The Man from Bradford would tell me later that he had heard that the Chefs here are from Delhi. I could see no evidence of this.

gdansk-masala-curry-heute-4A Visual Feast was set before The Hector, a Mass of Fish protruding through an Impressively Thick Masala. The Rice was a Generous Portion, not Excessive. Finally I had something to photograph. The dim light in the Restaurant meant I had no idea of the colour of what sat before me.  Still, the juices were flowing in anticipation, this could be Something Special.

gdansk-masala-curry-heute-5Eight Decent-sized pieces of Fish were counted, this was not the nasty Four Pieces swimming in Sauce that I have been served elsewhere. The Fish retained a bit of Firmness, not the Scottish Haddock served so magnificent in Glasgow’s Yadgar. Masala Fish – is as good an identification as can be offered. The Seasoning was well down which is surely nigh on impossible in any Fish Curry? There was a Modest Kick which did catch the back of the throat. The Masala was Onion-rich, as Thick as one could hope for. All was going well, then the Pleasure stopped.

gdansk-masala-curry-heute-8The Overall Flavour was Dry-Musty, it became monotonous. I had been hoping for the Smokey Flavour from Dark Red Chillies to kick in, not present in this Curry. This most certainly was not a Chettinad. The lack of any visible Herb meant that this Curry lacked any genuine Depth of Flavour. A Handful of Methi and/or Fresh Coriander would have been a welcomed inclusion.

Hector can and does eat Curry every day when the Opperchancity presents. This was an Unexciting Curry.

So there we have it: Hector ordered a Tikka Masala, what other outcome could there be?

I had to approach the bar to offer to pay. The Girl there declined and said I would have to wait for her Colleague who was nowhere to be seen.

The Bill

44.00 Zl (£9.24)  I had been well fed for a modest sum. The Sparkling Water was 5.00 Zl.

The Aftermath

The Calling Card was left on the table. Without further comment I departed. To whom should I have been discussing – Curry?

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Poznan – Restauracja Indyjska Shivaz – Located off 27 Grudnia

poznan-shivaz-curry-heute-24Once more, Marg and Hector met up with Eleanor on Rynek at 13.30. We left the Square and walked up towards 27 Grudnia. Standing on the roadside I challenged The Ladies to – Spot the Curry House. Restauracja Indyjska Shivaz (Mielzynskiego 16, 61-829 Poznan, Polska) is not that obvious and most certainly is not at the advertised locus. The advert on the pavement is the biggest clue.

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We would be the only Diners for the duration of our visit. The Young Waitress did not offer us the Lunchtime Menu even though we were still within the Window of Opperchancity. A la Carte for us, maybe she could tell?

As has been Marg’s prerogative, Coffee and Cake had been her Breakfast moments earlier, she would have a Starter only. Methi Mala Kebab (26.00 Zl) and a Methi Roti (10.00 Zl) was her selection. One can never have too much Methi. Eleanor, faced with her third Curry in as many days opted for a Nawab Veg Briyani (30.00 Zl), their spelling. This was quoted as being accompanied by Rayta. Many would prefer the offer of a Masala to accompany.

Hector had Lal Gosth (34.00 Zl) on the first visit here, again their spelling. It was time to sample this once more. I also asked for Lemon Rice but was informed this was not available? No Lemons? We had just ordered a Biryani. Spicy and no Paprika – completed the order.

The Waitress returned a few minutes later to advise Marg that the Kebab would be – Sweet.

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Complimentary Poppadoms and Dips were presented. Eleanor had not seen Poppadoms with embedded Cumin Seeds before. She had a sample, though neither of us took a whole. Marg got tore in then wished she hadn’t ordered the Roti, this would have been enough for her.

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poznan-shivaz-curry-heute-6The wait was appreciable. There is nothing worse than a Curry arriving in moments, straight from The Pot. Preparation noises could be heard from the kitchen which one has to pass if the Facilities are used. This would be Marg and Eleanor’s final day on The Polska Trip, The Man from Bradford would go home today without having had Curry. Strange.

Methi Mala Kebab

poznan-shivaz-curry-heute-10poznan-shivaz-curry-heute-20A Circle of Large Chicken Pieces was set before Marg with a Mint Yoghurt in the centre. Marg recalled ten pieces, Hector’s memory was twelve. The photo shows eight, however, the size of each piece of Chicken was more than substantial. The Roti was served halved in a basket and bore little resemblance to any Roti encountered before. This was well towards being a Naan. The Methi coating looked most appealing. Dipping a piece into my Masala a few minutes later was – Joyful. Whatever this Bread was, it was Wonderful.

I had anticipated Coconut featuring to provide the forewarned Sweetness, Marg denied the presence of this.

Loads of Chicken, herby, worked well with the mint sauce.

It wasn’t sweet.

Nawab Vegetable Biryani

poznan-shivaz-curry-heute-11poznan-shivaz-curry-heute-15The upturned Rice made us wonder if the Biryani was better eaten on the serving plate. In the end, Eleanor decided to decant. In doing so she was able to control the Ratio of Rice et al to Yoghurt. Marg asked about the Vegetable Content. Hector was quick to predict – Potato, Cauliflower, Peas and Green Beans. To this Eleanor added:

Carrots, Chickpeas, Peppers, Onion and chopped Green Chillies.

This Dish had been carefully prepared and would probably explain the Noises Off and the wait.

Very refreshing with the Raita – remarked Eleanor.

A very pleasing flavour combination.

Lal Gosht

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Once upon a time, The Village (Glasgow) served the most amazing Lal Gosht, no more despite what they may say. The Dish served at Shivaz bore no resemblance to that Meisterwerk. As Hector has experienced all week, here was another Creamy Masala with Tender Lamb. The accompanying Plain Basmati meant the Interesting Vegetable was not acquired. The Viscous Masala had a slight Sweetness and was more Tangy than the Achari served yesterday at Taj India. There was Abundant Masala, Marg knew to help herself, the Methi Roti was dipped often.  The Seasoning was Ideal though this Dish was far from Spicy. The Lamb Count was into double figures. The Lamb was very Tender which has been a positive feature of all Curry Dishes served in Polska this week.

poznan-shivaz-curry-heute-21The Lal Gosht was – Pleasant – it could and should have been Spicier.

The Bill

109.00 Zl. (£22.89) All Soft Drinks were 5.00 Zl.

The Aftermath

A Calling Card was left, there was little interaction with the Waitress.

What had been a Company of Fourteen would be reduced to Eight this evening. Time to track down The Remnants.

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Poznan – Taj India – Five Go For Lakeside Curry

poznan-taj-india-curry-heute-29The Company have been in Poznan for some twenty four hours, Curry-Heute was overdue. We assembled at Rynek at 13.30, Tram 8 took The Five to the east side of the city, Malta Lake was the destination.

poznan-taj-india-curry-heute-3Taj India (Wiankowa 3, Poznan, Polska) may seem remote, but distance-wise no further than any other Curry Expedition. On this dreich Friday afternoon a few Scullers were out on the Lake, as a setting for a Curry House, Taj India must be unique. The exterior of the building is functional, the Restaurant is essentially part of the Boathouse. The interior is Classic Indian Restaurant.

Today marked Hector’s #3 visit to Taj India. Back in April I was here alone, the day after having seen – Steven Wilson performing – Hand Cannot Erase – plus an Old Firm Match. Today Howard and Hector were accompanied by Marg, Mags and Eleanor, four were keen to have Curry, Marg would restrict her intake to a Starter, or two.

poznan-taj-india-curry-heute-8Mulligatwany (9.00 Zl), their spelling, was Marg’s #1 selection followed by Fish Amritsari (15.00 Zl), Marg enjoys Starters. Having previously tried the Bhuna Gosht (37.00 Zl) and Lamb Balti (37.00 Zl) I was able to offer advice. These became Mags’ and Howard’s selections respectively. Eleanor went for the exotic sounding Lamb Mughalai (37.00 Zl) while Hector for research purposes opted for Achari Lamb (39.00 Zl). All Curry Dishes at Taj India come with Basmati, though Rice Variations may also be ordered at the risk of ending up with a Mountain as happened in April.

poznan-taj-india-curry-heute-9The Waitress mentioned Cider whilst listing the Drinks on offer. Hector could not miss the Opperchancity to try Polish Cider, after the excesses of the last few days, a Drink without Hops. A good choice as it turned out.

A small Group of Chaps became our Fellow Diners, a Retirement Party. That they were sat at the adjacent table amused given the size of the premises and number of available tables.

Marg’s Mulligatawny, correct spelling, was a Creamy Chicken Soup. The Whiteness suggested this was not simply Soup with Curry Powder chucked in, as if… The Soup was not Spicy reported Marg, she did enjoy it.

That was lovely. Plenty of Chicken. And so the scene was set for The Mains.

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A Large Metal Bowl of Basmati was placed on the table. Just in case we were in any doubt we were assured that this was for four. As Hector’s Achari Lamb arrived first so the Rice was decanted. There was more than enough for four with nobody having any fear of revisiting the Bowl for a top up.

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The Fish Amritsari turned out to be Fish Pakora in a too Red Coating. There was a small refreshing salad to go with it – Marg also appreciated.

Bhuna Gosht

poznan-taj-india-curry-heute-17poznan-taj-india-curry-heute-26The Bhuna Gosht looked way better than what I recalled being served in April. The Karahi was almost overflowing with Plentiful Lamb in a Delightful looking Thick Masala.

They don’t skimp on the Lamb – was Mags’ observation. Quite mild. None of us had asked for – Spicy – which was an oversight, in Europe one should.

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Lamb Mughalai

poznan-taj-india-curry-heute-16poznan-taj-india-curry-heute-23Eleanor’s Lamb Mughalai was topped with Cashew Nuts and was decidedly Creamy. Such a Curry is never going to be anything but Mild. Still, Hector could consider having this for a change, one day.

Delicious – was Eleanor’s considered opinion. She was also taken by the Rice – Lovely Basmati rice, dry, fluffy, it did not stick together.

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Lamb Balti

poznan-taj-india-curry-heute-18Howard wasn’t saying much as he picked his way through the Bucket of Lamb Balti. I had warned him about the Sheer Quantity served when I had this last year. As with the Achari Lamb, the Masala was too Red and also Creamy. Eventually Howard broke his silence:

poznan-taj-india-curry-heute-24Very much a mainstream Curry. Lamb Tikka rather than Lamb which normally I don’t like, but was very soft and malleable. Difficult to ascertain a flavour other than the creamy background. The seasoning was at acceptable levels, but a very good 1970’s, 1980’s Curry. The portions were excellent, the rice was a suitable modicum.

Who invited Howard?

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Achari Lamb

poznan-taj-india-curry-heute-13poznan-taj-india-curry-heute-25The Gingers Strips on top of the Red, Creamy Masala gave the impression that someone has been to the UK recently. The Ginger would be the only Textural Variant in the Achari Lamb. Three of four Curry Dishes were simple Meat and Masala. I feel a Vindaloo coming on soon. One expects an Achari to be Tangy, this interpretation was not. One suspects Chef forgot to add the Lime Pickle. So why I had to pay an extra 2 Zloty for what looked and tasted like Lamb Tikka Masala shall remain a mystery. Howard considered his Lamb to be Tikka, however, this was certainly not the impression in the Achari; this was the Tenderest of Lamb.

poznan-taj-india-curry-heute-20One concludes that there was Pleasure given by all the meals enjoyed today. Decidedly Mainstream Curry, the Interpretations were not what we would be served in the UK. If one enjoys a Creamy Curry then Taj India is most certainly worth a visit.

poznan-taj-india-curry-heute-27The Bill

221.00 Zl.  (£46.41) With each Curry served in a 400g Portion, this is good value.

The Aftermath

Marg and Eleanor decided to walk back to town, Tram 8 for the rest. There will be Curry-Heute tomorrow if that is not too much of a contradiction.poznan-taj-india-curry-heute-5

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