Manchester – Yadgar Cafe – Rice with 3

Yadgar Cafe Huddersfield Curry-Heute (1)Regular subscribers to this Humble and Reliable Website will do a double take when The Hector reports from the Yadgar Cafe (71 Thomas St., Manchester, M4 1LQ, England). The name – Yadgar – is Legendary in Curry-Heute, the Finest of Glasgow Curry. Curry in Manchester’s Northern Quarter is far removed from this, a series of Curry Cafes selling Simple Curry in the most informal of settings, the epitome of – Cheap’n’Cheerful.
The Rice with 3 was first experienced in Hector’s inaugural Manchester Trip, This & That on Soap St. has not enticed The Hector back since. Al Faisal and latterly Kabana is where the Hector Curry Pound has been invested. Yadgar Cafe has often been closed when I have been here, however, with midweek freedom now the norm, the decision to visit was made two days ago as I left Kabana.
Yadgar Cafe Huddersfield Curry-Heute (2)Entering around 12.30 four of the eleven tables were occupied. What shocked was the Queue, a Dozen Curry Enthusiasts stood before me, fortunately some were ordering Takeaways. It did take longer to serve these customers, the foil trays being carefully filled first with Rice then their choice of Curry. This gave Hector time to survey the seen. A Lamb Curry was spotted, success. The Chicken Curry was adjacent, to be avoided, my preference. In Interesting Mixed Vegetable Curry was the choice of many. What would be my Third? I asked – what else is there?     Kofta Anda was the Surprise addition. Yum.

The Bill
£5.99. This was for a massive plateful.

The table nearest the counter was free, one of the tables with three chairs. In all, Yadgar Cafe can sit thirty two Diners.

Rice with 3 – The Eating
Yadgar Cafe Huddersfield Curry-Heute (4)The Lamb Shorva was tackled first. The Lamb instantly gave off a Peppery Kick. It is commendable when the Meat gives off its own Distinct Flavour rather than sit on the plate hoping to absorb from the Masala in what ever short period of time they have been in each other’s company. Six Pieces of Tender Lamb were in the Portion, enough to impress and not distract from the diversity of this Rice with 3.
The Mixed Vegetable Curry included Carrots, Potatoes, Peas, Green Beans and one piece of the dreaded Capsicum. The Carrots gave off their distinctive Sweetness. OK – was the verdict, this did not have the impact of my last Vegetable Curry Experience at Aynams Grill Station and well short of the benchmark set by Glasgow’s Yadgar.
The Kofta Anda was sadly one Meatball and a piece of Hard Boiled Egg. This was still enough to confirm the veracity of the what was served. I would recommend this as a stand alone Dish. With one visit only, one does not know if Kofta is always available at Yadgar Cafe. If so, a definite recommendation. It also makes me want to visit the Sheerin Palace in my home town again soon.
The Masala from both the Vegetable Curry and Lamb Curry disappeared into the ample portion of Rice. This made the entire experience quite a Wet one. In terms of Flavour, the Seasoning was below par, straight forward Pepper was dominant. One is used to a greater Depth of Flavour.
Still, Hector cannot live by Karahi alone.

With nearly every table occupied and people still coming in, the Calling Card was left without comment. There was a Chap who was constantly out clearing and cleaning the tables. Hopefully he passed it on to anyone who might be interested.

Update 2025

Yadgar is no more

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Huddersfield – Lahori Taste – Yoo Doo Right

Every so often it happens, one is completely blown away by the quality of Curry served. What makes the experience even more memorable is when there has been no prior anticipation, no recommendation, Serendipity Rules.
Lahori Taste Huddesrsfield Curry-Heute (1)Lahori Taste (36 Chapel Hill, Huddersfield, HD1 3EB, England) is next door to the Rat and Ratchet where The Company brought in New Year 2014. We have been regular visitors to this Pub in recent years, especially given the inconsistency of the once wonderful – Grove. Lahori Taste was seen as a Takeaway only. Tonight I spotted chairs and Diners through the steamy windows as we arrived late afternoon. A thought, one day.
By 21.00 people were drifting back to Manchester. The – C – word was mentioned. Steve, who had arrived late on knows The Rule. He and Mags would accompany The Hector for Curry, but where? Going back to Manchester means a taxi from Piccadilly to The Curry Mile. The plan was to visit Dera for Lunch tomorrow. The Northern Quarter Curry Cafes are mostly closed this late. Why not try the Lahori Taste next door and take a later train? It does say the magic word – Lahori, Hector’s favourite part of the Indian Subcontinent. One never knows…
Lahori Taste Huddesrsfield Curry-Heute (6)Curry-Heute Experiences in Huddersfield have been mixed. The Gurkha Thali was Dreadful, it has gone. LaLa’s at the Station adjacent to the statue of Harold Wilson was as good as a Bradford Curry. LaLa’s is a Formal Restaurant, alcohol, hot and cold running waiters, Lahori Taste is at the other end of the market. This is where The Hector prefers to be, how else can I afford to eat out so often?
The Menu was studied. Lamb Karahi (£6.50) was available. The Chap at the counter who appeared to be Mein Host was addressed. I asked if he could prepare a Lamb Karahi my way? There was a hesitancy, depends… The Hector Classic Lamb Karahi – well Seasoned, Extra Methi and no Capsicum – was rhymed off.
We don’t use capsicum – was his reply. A good start. The Methi appeared to be in doubt, however, when he relayed the order to the Chef in their own language, Methi was distinctly heard. So, I’m getting my Methi! remarked The Hector. One Chapatti (£0.50) please.

The Bill
£7.00. Just in case somebody could not add £6.50 and 50p. My sort of price, but we hadn’t seen our food yet. I will admit to not spotting the offer of Go Large for an Extra  £2.50 despite it appearing at the end of each section of The Menu.
Steve ordered –The same – with a Plain Naan. Regular Readers will not be surprised to hear that Mags ordered Aloo Gosht, even though there was no sign of it on The Menu. Not a problem.

Meanwhile at the adjacent table, two Chaps were tearing into a Chicken Karahi, a Kilo by the looks of it. The Chicken Karahi looked Stunning.

Lahori Taste Huddesrsfield Curry-Heute (11)Permission to take the Photo was granted. I thought that taking The Chaps might be a step too far. They were particularly friendly, indeed everyone who passed though these premises whilst we were there had a smile for us. Spot – The Tourists!
Lahori Taste Huddesrsfield Curry-Heute (14)A Modest Salad and Dips made an appearance on the table. Then came – The Moment. One knows, immediately. Quality Karahi speaks to The Hector before it is tackled. The Vapour rising from the Karahi made photography difficult. I had to take photos of Steve’s Karahi too, just to increase the chances of capturing this Visual Feast. Look at the size of The Portion! As good as a Half Kilo? With a strip of ample Chapatti in hand, here we go…

Lahori Taste Huddesrsfield Curry-Heute (16)The – Wow! – was instantaneous. A Curry to note, forever. The Seasoning was pitched correctly, it was there. Where was The Methi? No Methi? I heard Mein Host give the instruction. Ah, The Methi… Hector was in that Special Place, Curry Heaven. Knock on the table.

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The Lamb was Soft, not approaching Pulp, on the edge, where Decent Chefs can prepare Lamb to Perfection, a wee bit of a chew. The Lamb was cut differently, not Bradford-small, but smaller than the Mainstream. The Ratio of Meat : Masala was Ideal. Enough to shroud, enough to mop up.  Spice Level, Seasoning, Flavour, all spot on.

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Beautiful! A standout in my Life of Curry.

Lahori Taste Huddesrsfield Curry-Heute (18)Steve was in raptures also. Hector was too busy eating to record every quote.
This is really delicious. Loved it.

Lahori Taste Huddesrsfield Curry-Heute (12)The Aloo Gosht was plated as is the norm. Mags too had been given a Treat.
Good, a different style of Curry. It’s up there.
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Throughout our period of joy, Mein Host looked across the room to check on our level of happiness. He could no doubt sense that we were thoroughly enjoying our visit. I asked, with full mouth, when they had stopped just being a Takeaway. They have been there since 2004 and have always had seats. Hector was wrong, perhaps never gave due attention, or are the windows not favourably placed? Fourteen can be sat at tables with a further three at the bench.
The Calling Card was offered. Mein Host introduced himself – Mr. Ahmed Salem. He was congratulated on the Quality of his Curry.
Lahori Taste Huddesrsfield Curry-Heute (26)I knew when you asked that you knew your Curry – he remarked. There had to be a Staff Photo. Ahmed is in the middle. We like Ahmed. We love the Lahori Taste. We shall be back, with more people. May 2016? Before? If only it was not the Penistone Line that connects Sheffield with Huddersfield.
Huddersfield is hereby placed very firmly on the UK Curry Map.

Lahori Taste – Open 11.00 until Late, 7 Days – Update – Opens 17.00

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Manchester – Dera – Outstanding Lunchtime Karahi

Dera Manchester Curry-Heute (1)Hector awoke to find a text from an irate Man from Bradford. Burgers are not his thing – Exact location and time for dinner curry please. The reply was simple – Dera (433 Cheetham Hill Rd, Manchester, M8 OPF). Hector has not found Better Curry in Manchester than the Karahi that is served at these premises. The Karahi is Authentic and far removed in style of Curry from the Shorva served in the Northern Quarter’s Curry Cafes, and Superior to the Mainstream that is the Manchester Curry Mile.
Dera Manchester Curry-Heute (2)From the Central Arena Travelodge it was a five minute walk to the bottom of Cheetamhill Rd. The 135 Bus is frequent, Hector was at the Dera just before the 12.30 rendezvous.
Dera used to be an evening venue, they now at Noon and served Breakfast. Whats-more, the Karahi is on offer by the Half Kilo served in various Oils. Previously the Karahi was sold only by the Kilo, fine to share but not for The Lone Diner.
Dera Manchester Curry-Heute (8)The lights in the main Dining Rom were not on yet. Hector was greeted by a Chef who provided the illumination and let me have the choice of tables in the empty room. A First. I told him I was expecting Company and so he let me sit whist I waited, and waited.
At 12.45 Mein Host arrived. On spotting The Hector he was straight across to greet this Occasional Visitor and Commentator. We sat together for some ten minutes until Ricky finally texted to say he had secured a free breakfast at his hotel. I hope it was Burgers. Finally, Hector has enough background information to compose the Global Page for Dera.

Hector was talked through the preparation of the Karahi, the Degi Chargha and the Sajji.  That the Staff are trained on the premises says much, how often do we hear of a shortage of Chefs in the UK?  Mein Host reckoned that in two weeks they could train me to make a Restaurant Quality Karahi.  Is this an invitation?  I have the time.

Dera Manchester Curry-Heute (7)The Half Kilo of Lamb Karahi on-the-bone was a mere £9.50 on the Lunchtime Menu. For once, Boneless Lamb was more than on-the-bone at £10.50. I have often wondered why many venues charge more for the privilege of Less Meat. A Single Roti (50p) would accompany, more than enough Bread this early in the day. A Naan was only 80p. A Can of Lemonade (70p) was also ordered, then another. There was no sign currently of the controversial Water Bottles for which one was expected to pay. No Sparkling Water either, unforgivable.
15.00 is Hector’s preferred time to break the fast. 13.00, far too early, the digestive system would be in for a shock. I admitted before I started that there was doubt as to whether I would do this meal justice, and so it arrived.

Gosh! Look at this. One can tell just by the appearance that this is Something Special. To come to Manchester and not experience this, unthinkable.
Dera Manchester Curry-Heute (16)Some may be put off by the visible Oil, how else can this Masala be created? Actually, in a variety of ways given the various finishes on offer. Olive Oil is Rich, perhaps in the extreme, certainly so for this time of day. This simpler interpretation was Ghee-based Hector believes. The Buttery Flavour from the Thick Masala suggested so. No need to count the pieces of Tender Lamb, more than a man needs. How many Bones? Three, this left a Mass of Meat. Never mind counting, keep eating, Savour The Moment! The Masala had the level of Seasoning which Hector believes should be mandatory in all Curry Dishes. No Seasoning = No Flavour at all. The Spice Level was never discussed at the time of ordering, no need. The Spice was such that nobody would have been troubled, sufficient to titillate the Hector Palate.

Dera Manchester Curry-Heute (14)This was truly Wonderful, the – Wow – was self-evident. The Joy of Lahori Cuisine.
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The accompanying Roti was substantial in size. There was a balance that Hector had to get right. Fill oneself with Bread, leave the Meat. In the end, only half of the Roti was eaten. They go Crispy when they cool, I still prefer a Chapatti. The objective was achieved, there was not a scrap of Lamb left on the Karahi. Mission accomplished. Hector would not have to eat again today. Sheer Pleasure.

The Bill
£11.40.     Where can you get Better Value than this?

The Aftermath
Dera Manchester Curry-Heute (21)Mein Host introduced himself, Mr. Nauman Ali. Hector also revealed his true Moniker. The conversation continued. The attitudes of People to Curry and Restaurateurs to their customers was the core of the conversation. The people who are misinformed as to what – Curry – and even – Karahi – is. There was mutual outrage at the inclusion of Capsicum, what is this Ballast doing in any Dish from the Indian Subcontinent, it’s a plant from The New World. That some need to have alcohol with Curry was discussed at length.  Nauman admitted that Restaurants which are licensed are as interested in profits from booze as they are the food. Also, and more worrying, an attitude of – once they’ve had Lager, you can give them anything.  There is no such distraction at Dera.
One comes to Dera for The Food, there are plenty of Pubs in Manchester to choose from, and even a Beer Festival today.

Time to  meet The Chef, a chap from Romania, who had been trained at Dera.

I promised to return as soon as possible, but apologised in advance in case The Company suggested we return this evening. Fortunately, the – C – word was never mentioned. The Company know – The Rule. The Man from Bradford returned to his Village, no Curry for him… to his sorrow, once again…

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Manchester – Lal Qila – Howard & Hector, Zusammen

Lal Qila Manchester Curry-Heute (4)The Man from Bradford was pestering The Hector from the moment we found each other at The Manchester Beer Festival – when and where would be – The Curry?
I have just eaten – sufficed for the first few hours, by 22.00 The Munchies had arrived. Ricky disappeared into the night, Howard and Hector took a taxi to Rusholme, Howard’s first visit to The Manchester Curry Mile. Lal Qila (123 – 127 Wilmslow Road, Rusholme, Manchester, M14 5AN) was the chosen destination, tried and tested.
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Lal Qila Manchester Curry-Heute (2)The road was dug up in all directions, indeed Manchester is pretty much dug up with tramlines being realigned. Trams, in the UK?
Lal Qila was empty, strange. Both Waiters were able to give us the fullest of attention, one I recognised. Assuming his photo was on a well known and reliable Curry Website.  I accessed my review from last January, no staff photos. I was convinced that I had staff photos. Apparently not. What was muddling the memory – Mad Cow.
Lal Qila Manchester Curry-Heute (7)In January 2014, Hector was here alone. The Fish Karahi was – Wonderful. Steve and Hector dined here in January 2015, the Lamb Karahi was also a standout. With this information relayed, Howard went for the Fish, Hector the Lamb, both were £8.90. I asked for both Dishes to be served – Asian style – just in case this was a requisite for Quality Curry. I recommended the Kulcha Naan (£2.90) as Howard had never experienced this slightly sweeter and firmer version of Naan, two please.
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The Poppadoms and Dips were brought with no exchange other than – Thank you. It is good when they are brought rather than the haggling about charge. Bring them, they are Complimentary, understood.

Lal Qila Manchester Curry-Heute (9)The Fish Karahi did not look to be Wonderful, little sense of Karahi.

Lal Qila Manchester Curry-Heute (12)Lal Qila Manchester Curry-Heute (8)Overwhelmed by spice, masking the flavour. (Indian) Mango never hide the basics. Howard was hoping for the – Wow – it never came. A Piece of Fish came my way. I agree, this was nothing special. A pity, they can do better.

Lal Qila Manchester Curry-Heute (11)Lal Qila Manchester Curry-Heute (13)The Lamb Karahi did look the part, the Thicker Masala, well certainly Thicker than the Shorva served in Manchester’s Northern Quarter. I had asked for – Extra Methi – this had been included. The Fresh Coriander Topping was the obvious Herb. The Seasoning and Kick were Fine. The not-excessive Masala had a good Oil Base. The Lamb was mostly Tender, one or two rubbery bits. One kept waiting for the – Wow – the back of the throat was where this occurred, unusual. At least this was a Lamb Curry with Methi as opposed to Saag. It was nearly there, by no means poor, again one had hoped for Better.
Lal Qila Manchester Curry-Heute (10)The Kulcha Naans were Poor. Far too soft, no seeds, were they in fact Kulcha?

The Bill
£28.70, why?  £4.10 for two Soft Drinks, plus a Mystery £1.00. The Poppadoms and Dips, very rude. We did not make a fuss, they were ordering us a Minicab back to the Centrum.

The Aftermath
Was this Strike #3 for Lal Qila? Time to try a new venue? Our taxi driver assured us we should go to Lahori Dera and Lahori Karahi, both on the Stockport Road. This was uncanny, the second recommendation for these today.
Meanwhile The Man from Bradford had resorted to visiting a well known Hamburger Chain, to his sorrow.

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Manchester – Kabana – Howard and Hector visit in Shifts

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A visit to Kabana (22 Back Turner St., Manchester, M4 1LQ) midweek? In the earliest days of coming to Manchester (2011), Kabana was missed being closed on a Saturday. Hector’s new lease of life means the Midweek is now possible – Because I can.
Hector arrived at 15.15 to find Rizwan and his Staff not exactly rushed of their feet, two Fellow Diners became one, then was just Hector. Howard, however, had been here two hours previously. He had the Keema Peas – Good, but lacked the Wow – was his summary. He has been reading a well known Curry Blog too often.
20160120_125646Howard had given me a heads up about the Lamb Chops, they did indeed look good. Hector needed Rice as Ballast given what would follow this mid afternoon Lunch-Dinner. Biryani was offered. Lamb Chops and Biryani it was. Rizwan asked if I wished Curry Sauce on the Biryani – No, just The Chops.

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In previous visits to the Northern Quarter one has come to learn the Curry in offer is mostly Shorva. This is Fine of one knows what to expect. By ordering the Biryani without the Masala then The Hector would maintain the preferred level of – Dry – perhaps even exceed it.
Rizwan, addressing me as – Hector – told me to take a seat and he would bring it over. There was an update as the Dish had not arrived in the usual instant. Good.

Kabana Manchester Curry-Heute (4)Four Good Sized Lamb Chops sat atop the Chicken Biryani. Spiced Onion and a Modest Salad had been placed on the side of the Rice. This still looked a wee bit Peely Wally and so I took it back up to the counter to add The Toppings – Diced Ginger, Chopped Green Chillies and Fresh Coriander. Much Better.          It was.
The Chops were Excellent, plenty of Meat and cooked through, Great Spice. These were eked out as the Rice was tackled. The Spiced Onion and Salad were there to stave off the Total Dry. Meantime the Chicken impressed. Yes, these words have been written. Because it was not swimming in Soup, the Spice from the Chicken was able to manifest itself. There was an underlying level of Moistness in the Biryani, this was a risk, it had worked out exactly as I had hoped. Back to the Chops, oh yes.

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The Bill
£7.80. A Main Course and a Starter in effect.

The Aftermath
Have you lost weight? – asked Rizwan.   Hector likes Rizwan.  No, I have not.
My presence here midweek was explained and we went to discuss Kabana. Rizwan would like to upgrade the premises, even adding apartments upstairs. Being part of the Conservation Area this will be a challenge. The adjacent block on Thomas Street is a mess, care will have to be taken to restore but not destroy. The Planners are people we can always trust.
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Other Curry Sources were mentioned. Rizwan informed me the Manchester Curry is moving east from Rusholme towards Stockport Road, The original – Lahori Dera – is there and also he recommended the Lahori Karahi. Later today, a taxi driver would also mention these two outlets. For the future.
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And now to walk towards an old railway station. What possible use could they put it to today?

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Glasgow – Aynams Grill Station – Someone Here Knows What They Are Doing

Aynams Glasgow Curry-Heute (1)Aynams Grill Station (77-83 Eglinton Street, Glasgow, G5 9NT), Hector had to come back for Curry-Hopefully. The first visit was in November after I had been made aware that despite the – Grill Station – moniker, Desi Curry was on offer.  That I ended up with a Spicy Fish Supper may have been amusing but not what the Hector ordered.
At 16.00 in the afternoon, there was one Chap finishing his sit-in meal, the Spicy Fish. Three pre-cooked Desi Dishes were on display under the counter. A Dark Chana creation was not attractive to the Hector Palate. Mein Host described the Chicken Dish as – Jalfrezi. The Drumsticks may have been turned into – Lollipops – given the bone protrusion from the flesh. The Rich, Brown, Masala looked inviting, however The Hector was not about to accept this Dish when there was another more palatable offering. Also, the Jalfrezi had Large Pieces of the Offending Ballast mixed through, no thank you.

You thought I was having Lamb Desi?
The final Dish was a Thick Melange of Vegetables. No Meat was obvious, I had to ask. A Vegetable Curry indeed, no problem. With Chapatti please. A Portion was removed and taken to the kitchen, at this point one always fears – The Ding.
There was no obvious clue as to what I would be charged. The various Kebap offerings were illustrated above the counter. Had I grabbed a Menu all would have been revealed. I decided to maintain the air of suspense.

Aynams Glasgow Curry-Heute (2)Mein Host brought a Worthy Portion of the Vegetable Curry and two Large, Fluffy Chapattis. Piping Hot, the Chapattis were Absolute Perfection. The Girth, ah the Girth. Consider the Minimalist Chapattis that are served at so many venues, and at stupid prices.
No Cutlery
Aynams Glasgow Curry-Heute (3)With two Chapattis, not a problem to start out, but there would be a point when I would struggle. My Fellow Diner came to my assistance. A Fork, he hadn’t used his.

Desi
The Benchmark Vegetable Curry is that served at Yadgar. Had The Chef bought the entire tray at Yadgar and brought it to these premises I would have believed it. If this was potentially a Clone then the clearly the Quality was there. Large pieces of Potato stood out, with smaller pieces of Carrot, Cauliflower, Green Beans, Peas and Sweetcorn in a Onion and Tomato Mash. Splendid. Wonderful. Excellent. Outstanding. How does one achieve such Depth of Flavour when limited to Vegetables? The Seasoning was Significant, the Kick became more apparent as the Dish was consumed. The Oily Base to The Mash was apparent, the Fresh Coriander Blast. Is the message loud and clear? Thank you, Curryspondent Archie for the tip-off, see you on April 30 if not before.

Aynams Glasgow Curry-Heute (4)The Bill
£5.00. Everyone can afford this.

The Aftermath
Mein Host, a Quiet Man, may have remembered me. He would have been aware of the photos. Early days. A Curry Cafe open all afternoon, Hector will be back, hopefully for some Lamb. I mentioned this to Mein Host, he called to the kitchen, nearly.

Update – August 2018

The premises appear to be closed.

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Glasgow – The Village Curry House – Happy Birthday, Mother

The Village Curry House Glasgow Curry-Heute (11)‘Tis the time of Birthdays. Marg’s Birthday period has phased seamlessly to Hector’s Mother’s. That we all manage to reach 83 is something never to be taken for granted.
Mother was collected from her domicile, it was only then that it was revealed that Hector’s Sister would be joining us. At this point, The Man from Bradford will sit up. Elaine was across from Fife which has yet to feature in Curry-Heute. Curryspondent David assures me that the Eastern Touch in Anstruther is worth a visit, one day.
The Village Curry House (119 West St., Tradeston, Glasgow G5 8BA) was the chosen venue today, Lunchtime Choices are limited for Quality Curry. This was an Opperchancity for Hector to return to his roots. I virtually used to live there, back in the days of the original Curry Cafe. Now we have the much Posher Restaurant, though at Lunchtime the Cafe Atmosphere is preserved by sitting the Diners towards the Takeaway Serving Counter.
Entering from the new entrance on West Street, we were walked back towards the original Nelson Street entrance where the Takeaway Business maintains. There were about a dozen fellow diners this Wednesday Lunchtime, one Chap I recognised from visits to Yadgar. Sshhh.
Hector had one Curry in mind – Lamb Desi Korma (£7.95) – the Dish that both Tantalised and Satisfied for many a year before The Hector went down the Karahi route. Mother was happy to follow her Son’s choice. I had highlighted the Lamb Lahore Kirahi (£7.95) to The Sister as probably The Village‘s Finest Dish. Elaine initially was up for the Desi Korma when it was explained that it was nothing like a Typical Korma, but changed to the Lamb Lahori Kirahi when she realised we would otherwise all be eating the same. She did not have sharing Curry Portions in mind, did she? Hector may sweep up the Detritus, but share? That is for food originating from further East, surely?
Mother still assumes the concept of Curry and Rice, and so Boiled Rice (£1.95) would be her accompaniment. The Special Rice (£2.75) back in the day of the Original Village was Rich in a Variety of Interesting Vegetables, Mushrooms and Peas is as – Interesting – as it comes currently. Elaine mentioned Naan, and so a Plain Naan (£1.95) completed the order. Mango Chutney. Mother always asks for Mango Chutney. This was noted.

Mr. Baig, Mein Host, was at his post at the till. He acknowledged our presence and was no doubt aware of how infrequent my visits are. Bring on the Ramadan Buffet! Elaine asked how well The Hector is known in Glasgow Curry Houses. Only in the ones I visit regularly.

The Village Curry House Glasgow Curry-Heute (2)The Village Lamb Desi Korma is the antithesis to every Curry that Hector seeks in this era, it is Soup! I am not convinced that what is served in 2016 truly resembles what was served in 2006. The Masala is Darker, though if I came back tomorrow, another Chef may make it lighter. The Tawa is served on-the-bone and is not dissimilar. It would interesting to order both for comparison purposes.
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Rice is required for the Desi Korma given the Thinness of the Masala, one can imagine the Splashy Mess Chapattis would make. But hang on, did I not end up dipping the Naan? Elaine asked the difference between a Roti and a Naan. Rotis are thin and go crispy. Having said that, the Naan served today was not particularly Thick, or Fluffy, not the Best.
The Village Curry House Glasgow Curry-Heute (8)The Tender Lamb was spread across half of the Special Rice, Double Figures! Curryspondent John expressed his annoyance at receiving a handful of Meat Morsels a while back, the risk of the Lunchtime Curry. We had dismissed that Menu and asked for a la Carte. I suspect sometimes the Chefs are not given clear instructionThe Village Curry House Glasgow Curry-Heute (9) for the Larger Portion. Today I am sure I heard our Waitress relay – Large. What felt like enough Sauce was spooned over the Lamb. The Residue was then dipped with more Naan. This all felt quite alien, not the The Hector Curry of 2016.
The Flavours from the Desi Korma have long since been the attraction. The Citrus is but part of what one experiences. The Seasoning and Spice Level were Perfect. The Soupy Masala was Onion and Oil based, remote from that Watery Sauce served at Mother India’s Cafe on Sunday. The Desi Korma was a wonderful Change from my norm. Total Enjoyment.
The Village Curry House Glasgow Curry-Heute (4)Mother immediately remarked on the (Large) Quantity of Boiled Rice which arrived. When the Waitress suggested she take the Rice Plate as her dining plate, she was bemused. The temperature of both plates was checked, a Mother Obsession, all plates must be Hot! No further remark, we got away with it.
Delicious – was Mother’s verdict. Less than half of the Lamb remained in her serving dish. Strange things would occur…

The Village Curry House Glasgow Curry-Heute (3)The Lamb Lahori Kirahi looked Splendid. Again, I could see a Decent Lamb Content, Meat shrouded in a Thick and Minimal Masala. I shall have to come back to reacquaint myself, the Half Kilo?
The Village Curry House Glasgow Curry-Heute (12)Although Elaine enjoyed her Karahi she admitted that she has little to compare it to. Having been to India twice, she knows Authentic Cuisine, maybe this is not available in Fife? The Fresh Ginger Strips were noted, Elaine had only previously experienced this in East Asian Cuisine. In Glasgow, this is Standard.
Somehow the remnants of Mother’s Desi Korma was swopped with Elaine’s Lahori Kirahi. An Opperchancity for Hector to sample the Karahi. Wow! A Tang, but not a Citrus one, Tamarind at a guess. This was bursting with Flavour. Mother was full, more Karahi came my way. Joy. Meanwhile, Elaine polished off most of the Lamb from the Desi Korma, Mother had consumed all of the Masala. A Traditional Curry with Rice, just what Mother seeks. Mango Chutney, it never came. Mother announced it was not required. The Village Desi Korma has more than enough Flavour.

The Bill
£33.40. Today we had Sizeable Portions at an Agreeable Price. There is Hope.

The Aftermath
I have forgotten how wonderful The Village can be, how? Recent visits have mostly been for the Outrageous Buffet served at Ramadan. There will be another visit here soon.

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Glasgow – Mother India’s Cafe – Review #13 – Ominous

Mother India's Cafe Glasgow Curry-Heute (13)A pattern has evolved of Marg’s Birthday Week extending to a Sunday visit to Mother India’s Café (1355 Argyle Street, Glasgow, G3 8AD). In The Land of the Half Kilo, Tapas is not necessarily what The Hector thinks about when Curry-Heute is conceived. Hector is also used to dining in near empty Curry Cafes where fellow diners may wear Asian Dress, a sight never seen in the West End. There are two fundamental attractions for this venue: the Butter Chicken is Marg’s Favourite Curry – served anywhere, and the Machi Massala has been the Benchmark Glasgow Fish Curry since the inception of this Blog.

Arriving around 16.00 the tables at the doorway were empty, thankfully we were asked to wait a minute whilst our Waitress checked the much warmer interior. One table for two was available, though proximity to the adjacent young Ladies is worth commenting on.
The Menu has changed in the last year, fixed Daily Specials are handwritten on the Menu rather than the lottery that one has experienced in the past. No Lamb Massala with Okra for Hector today, Mondays, if memory serves correct.
Four items in our order are fixed: Butter Chicken (£5.45), Machi Massala (£5.25), Lemon and Cashew Nut Rice (£2.25) and a Plain Paratha (£2.15). Marg was quick to spot the Methi Keema Mutter (£5.25), she has been ordering Keema with increasing regularity. Mother India's Cafe Glasgow Curry-Heute (8)This left The Hector to bring up the rear. The Lamb Karahi (£5.85) was described as – Lamb cooked in a rich pepper sauce. Did this mean a Masala made from Capsicum, or a Dish with Capsicum Ballast? As the tedium of this battle continues, I had to ask the Waitress. She went off to check and returned, I was assured that the Sauce contained the Peppers, and that I would not be served the lumps of Capsicum that are so abhorred. On that understanding…
A Large Bottle of Sparkling Water (£3.95) was the Liquid Refreshment.
Six Items, they can never arrive simultaneously, it was a different person who presented the Dishes. The small table ran out of space quickly, care had to be taken else the floor beckoned.

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The Rice was placed near Marg and the Paratha precariously on the left corner. Having expressed much criticism about the venues which serve more Rice then a Man could consume, it was a positive that the modest amount served in the ration-tin was sufficient for the three Wet Curry Dishes. The Paratha was as Fresh and Flaky as one would hope for.

Wet Curry-Heute
Marg loved her Mother India’s Cafe – Butter Chicken, she found it to be as satisfying as ever.
Mother India's Cafe Glasgow Curry-Heute (7)It did not disappoint at all, creamy with a kick. By the time she had finished this Rich Dish the prospect of the Methi Keema Mutter became daunting, even though the pot was not filled to the top as it has been previously.  The photographic proof is on a well known and reliable Curry Website. As the Paratha was required for this, strips were sent across the table. All was well. The remainder of the Rice came my way.

What is this that stands before me?
I had asked. A large piece of Red Ballast protruded from the decidedly thin Masala.

Mother India's Cafe Glasgow Curry-Heute (2) Mother India's Cafe Glasgow Curry-Heute (9)In all five pieces of Capsicum were removed and set aside. This is distinctly what I had not asked for. Calm. Five decent sized pieces of Tender Lamb were the business end of the Lamb Karahi. There was little sense of Spice, the Dish was woefully Under-seasoned. From where was the Flavour meant to originate? The Rich Pepper Sauce? This was Soupy, just how much Tomato and Onion had been used to create this Masala is unknown, the was poor. I’m not finished. Some of the excess Masala was left in the bottom of the pot. As I turned my attention to the Machi Massala the eagle eye of The Hector returned once more to the Rich Pepper Sauce... a watery residue was collecting… – Terrible – was the remark to Marg.

If it was oil you would not be complaining.

If it was Oil there would be Flavour!

The Machi Massala is a Benchmark
The Masala looked similar to that just consumed in the Lamb Karahi, maybe not as Red.

Mother India's Cafe Glasgow Curry-Heute (6)This was nothing like the superb Dish that has been served on these premises in the decade or more of visits. A Watery Soup with Fish. I could not bring The Man from Bradford here. This was Spicier than the Karahi but still Under-seasoned, in a Fish Curry, how? Where was the Citrus, the Herbs, that I have been hit with on every visit, the Blast of Flavours, the joy of the Machi Massala? Gone.  No more?

This is what the Machi Massala has looked like on previous visits.  I was not a Happy Hector. Calm.

Half of the Methi Keema Mutter was passed in my direction – Flavour at last! There was still sufficient Paratha to complement this Superb Dish.

Mother India's Cafe Glasgow Curry-Heute (3)As Dry as a Keema should be, this had the Methi Blast, the Flavour, the Seasoning, the Kick. Success.

However, I am not one who forgives and forgets. Having dined at the Mother India Restaurant for years I stopped, same story.Mother India's Cafe Glasgow Curry-Heute (12)

This is not what The Hector desires…

There are many Curry Cafes in Glasgow offering much more Flavoursome Curry, they just happen to be across the River Clyde. Try them!

The Bill
£30.15. The initial reaction to Tapas portions is that they appear to be expensive. We could eat no more today for the standard price one would pay in similar venues.

The Aftermath
Hector is not one to make a scene. The Calling Card was left with the Cash.
The Proprietor of the Mother India Chain and I communicated years ago after my last negative revue (…of the Restaurant). He admitted the Curry for all outlets is cooked at a central location then tweaked in the various outlets.

I have always felt that this Cafe was a cut above, not based on this visit.

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Glasgow – New Karahi Palace – Visit #60 – This Curry House is Special! Very Special.

New Karahi Palace Jan9 Curry-Heute (2)Whilst April this year may be the exception, the rule is that a trip to the Staggs in Musselburgh is always followed by Curry @21.00 at the New Karahi Palace (51-53 Nelson Street, Tradeston, Glasgow, G5 8DZ). Qaser was Duty Waiter, Chef Rashid was in his spot. Happy New Year!
It is January, Winter in the West of Scotland, Dark and Dreich, Ganz Normal. The fan heater was on somewhere around ankle level, not that Hector could feel much of the warm air. Mags and Yvonne may have benefited more, The Chaps had to grin and bear it. Does Craig ever feel cold?
New Karahi Palace Jan9 Curry-Heute (3)Hector was attempting to attain – full flowLamb Karahi on-the-bone Extra… No… – when Qaser gestured towards Rashid in the open kitchen – He knows. Similarly, for Mags it would be Aloo Gosht, her Favourite Curry, anywhere, though she was distracted last week in Sheffield. Yvonne surprised us by ordering the same. Craig has thoroughly enjoyed the Chicken Karahi served on these premises, he asked for – Mild.

Lamb Chops
We had to. Two Portions between four. I asked Qaser to ensure an even number would be served. Nine came, but one was definitely a runt.
New Karahi Palace Jan9 Curry-Heute (4)Two Lamb Chops each, three would have been better, four a feast.. but one must do justice to what follows. The Chops took a while to arrive but were worth the wait. Succulent, Burny Bits, and larger than those served in the aforementioned Sheffield establishment. New Karahi Palace Jan9 Curry-Heute (8)New Karahi Palace Jan9 Curry-Heute (9)

How does one eat Lamb Chops? Only those brought up in The East would use a knife and fork. Craig finally succumbed. Hector was permitted to tackle the runt. Gone in a nibble.

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Lamb Karahi
In the earliest visits to the New Karahi Palace, the Menu was explored. Karela Gosht was discovered here. Through time, and with the help of Rashid, the Perfect Hector Curry is now a matter of course. Sizzling for an age on the metal platter, one feels that Cecil B DeMille could have made made an epic watching this Sublime Dish.

New Karahi Palace Jan9 Curry-Heute (11)New Karahi Palace Jan9 Curry-Heute (24)The first dip of the Superb Chapatti into the Oily Mash, if this is how one likes one’s Curry, then this is it… The Toppings of Fresh Green Chilies, Coriander and Ginger Strips add The Flourish.  The Seasoning was on the limit, the Methi was to the fore, the Spice added to the overall Intensity. Just how I was attempting to order it. For Hector, the Tender Lamb this evening was all Lamb Chops, same as The Starter? No way. An entirely different affair, these had never seen the Tandoor. The Dark Green/Black Methi Bits, the Mash of Onion and Tomato was – oh so perfect.

New Karahi Palace Jan9 Curry-Heute (19)Meanwhile across the table – I’m not impressed.

Aloo Gosht
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New Karahi Palace Jan9 Curry-Heute (12)Yvonne was collecting a pile of bones on the edge of her plate. Both she and Craig had ordered Rice as accompaniment. When the first plate arrived, Craig thought it was to share, not so. How much Rice can people be expected to eat? Yvonne prefers Boneless Lamb, this was The Full Bhuna. Actually, had this been to served to Hector I would have made comment on the Thinness of the Masala, and Old Fashioned Blended Onion – Soupy/Oily Masala.

New Karahi Palace Jan9 Curry-Heute (14)New Karahi Palace Jan9 Curry-Heute (21)This must be how Mags loves it. We were both enjoying our Respective Creations – Divine – was how the moment was summarised. Meanwhile, across the table, Craig was in pain…

Chicken Karahi
Craig has been in raptures, almost, hence the frequency of visits of late. Tonight the request for Mild had been lost. Craig will never be defeated by Spice, he struggled on, it was a contest – Craig v Spice. He ate the lot, well not all the copious Rice. He can sit at The Big Boys’ Table anytime.
Too hot for me, if it was mild it would have been fine. The Chops were fine.

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Fine? We encourage – Fine. That – other word – never appears in this Blog.  The same Mash and Methi as in the Lamb Karahi were there.  Fine?  It was Chicken.

The Bill
£46.40 Four Diners, sharing Starters.

The Aftermath
One suspects that The Four could be The Two next month.

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Drumchapel – New Kismet Tandoori – Where Mein Host Knows Your Name

Another Friday Night Takeaway for The Hector? This is further proof perhaps that at this stage of life, Friday is just another day of the week. Whist Friday Night Ale may be eschewed, there has to be Curry-Heute. Priorities.
Drumchapel New Kismet Curry-Heute (1) New Kismet Tandoori (311 Drumry Rd, Drumchapel, Glasgow, G15 8PA) is Hector’s local Takeaway, visits appear to be on the increase from the decidedly sporadic. Mein Host has become more familiar such that I dare ask for a photo. He is well aware of this Blog so care is taken in the preparation of the order. No Peppers – was repeated twice when it came time to create The Hector Curry.
Lamb Karahi with Extra Methi but without Capsicum, a Special Rice to accompany. Chicken Pakora has been supplied on occasion as a Freebie, tonight I ordered Vegetable Pakora.

The Bill
£10.80. At Friday Teatime, no Special Discount?

The Takeaway Dilemma
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Given the sheer Size of a Portion of Pakora, one could never eat this and then tackle the Curry. A gap of at least an hour is required. To let the Curry get cold then microwave? No way should Curry ever be put in a microwave, strange things happen to the Salts. Most Restaurant Pakora is half fried then re-fried at the point of serving, again a microwave can make it stodgy-solid. It’s the Curry that would take priority.
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The Special Rice had Peas, Onions and Mushroom, enough Diversity, The Interesting Vegetables, and a Portion larger than any Man could eat. A Sufficiency was decanted and the Lamb Karahi spread across… Mmmmm. Again one has to marvel at the size of the Curry Portion. Lamb in double figures, six of the pieces would be halved in a more formal dining setting.
Drumchapel New Kismet Curry-Heute (7)Drumchapel New Kismet Curry-Heute (11)The Taste of the Lamb was the first thing to hit home, I love this! The standard background Flavour of the House Masala was next to register, then the Methi Blast hit home. The Seasoning and Spice Levels were Fine.  The Masala was far from – Soup, but more excessive than is my preference.  Still, Most Satisfying. This is Hector’s First Glasgow Curry of 2016, Bradford and Sheffield have just been visited, the highest of Standards. No way was this Curry as Wonderful as what was served in Yorkshire, however, it packed a Suitable Punch, Flavoursome for a Mainstream Takeaway Outlet, better even.

Drumchapel New Kismet Curry-Heute (10)Marg dined out wi’ her pals, but not before the photo captured The Moment.

One Hour Later
The Pakora was reheated in the microwave, ideally it should be deep fried, again. How many pieces? Too many really but it does show what a rip-off Pakora prices can be when Dining-in. But then, if one is full of Pakora, a Curry cannot be eaten.
Drumchapel New Kismet Curry-Heute (13)The Pakora did suffer as a result of the reheating, the Gram Flour went a bit firm. I can make my own and if the Recipe is unearthed from wherever it hides, it will be added to the Recipes above. Nothing beats Fresh Homemade Pakora.

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