Glasgow – Akbar’s – A Big Night Out

The middle of – The Silly Season – and a Friday, a good night to stay in. How many Takeaways has the Hector had on this equivalent Friday? However, Chapatti John reckoned we were overdue another visit to Akbar’s (573-581 Sauchiehall Street G3 7PQ). With Lord Clive and Lady Maggie of Crawley resident this week, a fine opperchancity presented itself. A table for six was duly booked then updated to seven when Steve decided he wasn’t missing out. Strangely, we have never dined here with Steve in the eleven years that Akbar’s has been in Glasgow. Eleven.

Marg and Hector ensured the house-guests were punctual, early even. Simar was our waiter this evening. In time, drinks were sorted. It is The Silly Season, so no Sparkling Water (£2.50) for the Hector, Marg maintained the tradition, Maggie was – Still (£2.50). Draught Cobra (£6.95), is a ridiculous price for a bog standard pint of lager. Booze is where Akbar’s must have their highest profit margin. Steve too had a pint, as did Clive. Dr. Stan had a sensible Orange Juice (£2.75), John a large glass of wine (£6.50). Wine with Curry? This I have never understood. A jug of tap water was also requested.

Simar was keen to mention Poppadoms for the table. Marg was almost on board, but I held her back. As Curryspondent Derek concurred last week when we dined together at The Village, Akbar’s are currently keen to – sell Poppadoms – not – give. In the early days they simply arrived, Complimentary, of course! Had I spotted Imran, the manager, on entry, things might have been different. More on this below.

After a lunch which was larger than planned, the Hector was not up for having a Starter.

But how can one come to Akbar’s and not have Meat Chops (£6.70)? Four Lamb Chops I could eat, but then there would be no appetite for a main course. Maggie has learned over the years that for her, a Starter is similarly wasteful. Hector share his Chops? Clive said – if a Starter is put in front of me, I’ll eat it. Marg was still holding out for a Poppadom (£1.75), and no doubt the Pickle Tray (£3.25). £5.00, really? Times seven?

Hector the magnanimous – persuaded – Marg to have a Lamb Chop instead, Clive would willingly participate. Two Lamb Chops only for the Hector, it had to be. Steve would have a portion to himself. Dr. Stan stuck to his customary Chapli Kebab (£5.45) and John the Liver Tikka (£5.70).

No way was Maggie reading all of the extensive menu to Clive, better to ask what he would like. Karahi Keema & Matter (£13.40) struck a chord. For Maggie, Fish Karahi (£13.40), they would share a Mushroom Rice (4.95). For once, Clive did not enquire about Keema Nan (£5.95). Unexpectedly, Marg also opted for Fish Karahi as opposed to Keema. A single Chapatti (£0.95) would accompany.  Note, no surcharge for Fish Curry, as is the British norm.

Given the disparity in price of a Poppadom versus a Chapatti, I have oft wondered if this is down to being a Bradford based chain? At some venues in the Curry Capital, up to three Chapattis are inclusive with every Curry, charging at all is therefore an anathema.

Chapatti John would restrict himself to two in the knowledge that there would be surplus Bread on the table. Karahi Gosht & Spinach (£13.40) remains his go-to Curry at Akbar’s. For Dr. Stan, Karahi Gosht (£13.40) with one Chapatti and Hector, Roshan Lal (£12.40) accompanied by a Coriander & Chilli Nan (£3.95).

It was at this point I realised that Steve has not been here often. Despite the presence of the Big Hitters, he stuck to his usual Lamb Madras (£11.45) with a Garlic Nan (£4.25).

The Chaps were intent on having their Curry – Asian style, the Chapattis, as it comes. Simar challenged Dr. Stan. That we knew what we were about appeared to take some convincing. As five – Asian style – was being noted, so I whipped out the Oppo and showed my Akbar’s page and the photo of Hector with Shabir Hussain, the proprietor. What other insufferable customer could play this card?

Do you know this chap? – asked the Hector.

I saw this photo yesterday – was the unexpected reply.

All was well, Asian style accepted, our waiter was no longer in fear of serving Curry we wouldn’t manage. Withholding the – Peppers – in the Roshan Lal was not an issue. Why did Samir ask if I wanted – Lamb?

Having arrived at 17.15 for our 17.30 booking, the place was originally empty. Akbar’s was filling rapidly, the seating area to the rear also. This is how it is, always book in advance. Tonight, no weans, nobody to steal our Bread. Was that really ten years ago?

Simar brought two sets of Dips and a larger bowl of Chilli Sauce. Why order the Pickle tray? The Starters followed soon after.

Chapli Kebab

A pair, small, and too well fired, Dry too; Chapli needs to have retained a degree of moistness. These were nothing like the size or quality served at Yadgar across the river, and effectively double the price.

Liver Tikka

Chicken Liver – John assured us.

A mountain as ever, not as strong (as other animals). John knows.

Steve sampled a Soupçon and declared he was having this next time.

People actually enjoy Liver?

Meat Chops

Four reasonably sized Lamb Chops and prove me wrong, still the best value in the city. The Salad was a bit skimpy compared to previous times. Having divvied them out, and that did hurt, some of the Chilli Sauce was spooned on to the plate.

Succulent – is a word used sparingly in these pages, it is only apposite to Grilled/Tandoori Meat. These Chops defined – succulent. Previously – cremated – was the #1 parameter, no more. With the Chilli Sauce, the Spice Level was way up there. There was a – Wow! – moment, and the Hector was only having two Lamb Chops.

Very delicious – added Steve. The day of eschewing a Curry in favour of a Tandoori may be imminent.

There was an appropriate gap between Starters and Mains. The delivery of the Bread almost caused a stooshie.

Steve’s Garlic Nan was placed beside him, the Coriander & Chilli would follow. Suddenly the Naan was taken from our table and given to chaps at a window table who had already devoured one. That they needed a second baffled, but unless Fawlty Towers is the model, you don’t wheech away a guy’s Garlic Nan. Steve’s Naan became the last item to arrive by which time he was assisting the Hector. No burnt blisters, still, the Coriander & Chilli Nan was not overdosed in Chillies, a fine specimen and huge.

The Mushroom Rice was enough to share, just. Having also had a large lunch, Clive and Maggie had ordered a sensible quantity of food. Normally, one eats nothing before a visit to Akbar’s.

One of the Chefs helped bring out the Curry, always a nice touch.

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Fish Karahi

The Fish Karahi looked heavy going, Oil collecting in the middle of the Curry did look a bit unappetising, the magic sponge would have been welcomed at this point. Marg did her best to remove it. The Fish was flaked a la Bradford, Bullet Chillies were present in addition to the cooked-in finely chopped Green Chillies. Both Marg and Maggie set aside the Bullet Chillies.

Maggie was quick to remark on how – Fishy – the Karahi tasted, a positive, and a feature never to be taken for granted. She continued:

It had arborio rice to thicken it and stop it being soupy. Incredibly flavourful, plenty of Fish, lots of small cut Chillies.

Arborio Rice, in a Curry House? Either she was mistaking some of the Fish Flakes or overlooking the fact she had ordered Mushroom Rice, which was definitely Basmati. I did advise the ladies that the Bullet Chillies are milder than the finger Green Chillies which they ate.

Marg – very flaky fish in a rich sauce, and surprisingly filling with my Chapatti.

The Kashmir Restaurant, Bradford’s reliable source of Fish Karahi, is overdue a return.

Karahi Keema & Matter

This was a Keema Mutter! Not a sign of needless Masala and no peripheral Oil. And quite a bucketful.

Very good, almost as good as my own – declared Clive, maybe not so tongue in cheek. Clive is proud of his own recipe but has never dared present it to the Hector.

Big lumps of mushroom, it was on the hot side, way too hot for Maggie. I did ask for it Asian style.

Roshan Lal

Dry, with a Thick, Minimal Masala, this defines a Bradford Curry, and here it was, once again. If I dined at Akbar’s more frequently I would stray from this favourite Curry occasionally, however, it’s too good to pass up. Why are the chaps ordering Karahi? Save a quid!

The Bradford Curry Taste was there, yet today I would say there was a dominance of Spinach over the customary Methi. The small-cut, super-soft Lamb was bursting with Spice and a heat beyond what the Chillies were offering. Too demanding for some perhaps, a consistently glorious Curry.

As ever, the Naan had to be abandoned to ensure the Curry was finished. John was almost ordering another Chapatti until I gave him a wedge of Naan. Marg too was in there, then Clive. Still, a mass of Naan, larger than many houses initially present, was let go.

Lamb Madras

It’s a while since I have seen a straightforward Curry at Akbar’s. With visibly larger pieces of Meat, not in the Bradford style, and big Chillies atop, the Masala still looked inviting. The lack of heat in the Chillies was verified when Steve reached for the Chilli Sauce, – to help it along.

It was no surprise when it became clear that Steve was struggling. Having made a decent dent in his Garlic Nan, the four Lamb Chops were taking their toll.

It was difficult to differentiate between the remaining Dishes.  Dr. Stan and John were furthest away from the Hector, no comments were heard or noted, thereafter I gave them the night off. Their choices have already been reviewed oft.

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Karahi Gosht

Karahi Gosht & Spinach

Would you believe Marg mooted Coffee and Dessert?

The Bill

£164.45, of which £24.45 was for drinks. Seven diners, I hope to never discover what this would have come to in the Merchant City.

The Aftermath

It was only in the final moments that I spotted Imran. He took the time to verify our enjoyment. He was keen to know if I had ever tried their Charsi Karahi (£13.90). I have but as is written, for Hector it’s Roshan Lal.

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Glasgow – Madhras Dosa – I’m Here Because Of You!

I said I’d be back soon.

With Madhras Dosa (76B, Old Dumbarton Rd, Glasgow, G3 8RE) open once more on Saturday lunchtimes, this was the easy option. The horribleness continues, the Hector was not for crossing the river on such a dull and wet day. South Indian Curry is comfort eating. Last week it was Fish – South Indian Fish Curry (£9.98), today it had to be an all time favourite – Lamb Chettinad (£9.98).

Four chaps and two chapattis were in situ when I took refuge at 13.50. The Chaps would be joined by another couple, momentarily. Some of these guys I have seen before at Bombaywalla – Indian Street Kitchen.

Chef Satheesh was front of house taking Orders. As ever, there was a smile of recognition as I entered. Taking a small table with my back to the kitchen, no menu was presented. As Satheesh approached, notepad in hand, he was about to rectify this, however, I already knew my Order. Basmati Rice (£2.99) and the wonderful Malabar Paratha (£2.50) plus a jug of tap water completed the Order. This side of the river, tap water does not taste – bleachy. There was no Sparkling Water available. Satheesh confirmed I wanted the large portion, not the Tapas. As if.

Somehow, the Hector was fed before the other eight diners. A simple reheat, the girls were having Thali, more complex preparation required. In time some of the chaps had Dosa. For Hector, Curry as always, though the notion for a Tandoori mixed grill has been in mind for some time. The assistant, who appears to occupy the back kitchen, brought the tray.

Lamb Chettinad

As – Soupy – as Curry can be, there is no issue. Here, the Masala is outstanding, intensity of Flavour guaranteed. Having decanted the six pieces of Lamb and arranged them on top of the sensibly sized portion of Rice, it didn’t look much. OK, the pieces of Meat were a decent size, but six. Ordering two portion of Tapas (£7.99) may be worthy of consideration.

The Curry had to be drowned, as much Masala as the plate would hold was poured on. There was still some left for dipping.

Tearing off a piece of the delightfully stringy Parotta was pleasure in its own right. The first dip fulfilled all expectations. The hot Masala gave off a big Spicy Blast, then the smokiness registered. The Seasoning, of course, was a la Hector, spot on. In time, I would unearth the Dry Red Chilli responsible in part for this Flavour. How much is down to smoked Coconut?

As with last week’s Fish Curry, Green Chillies cut length-ways were in the mix. The kick was fierce, not all would handle this. The Rice proved to be a bit of a let-down, lukewarm at best. The heat from the abundant Masala certainly saved the day.

The Meat had to be halved, to eke it out. The Parotta was providing Diversity, I could eat these all day. This made up for Thursday’s Naan catastrophe. Why do they have to cost so much? The ones in my own freezer didn’t.

The Lamb was wonderfully Tender and giving of so much Flavour. The Spice Level kept increasing, the intensity of Flavour was in no way compromised.  I may now have satisfied my current desire for South Indian Curry.

The overall appearance of this Curry may contradict everything the Hector normally seeks, Mainstream Curry Houses do not serve anything near as glorious. Did I mention it was Spicy?

A chap came to order Takeaway.

I’m here because of you! – the Hector was recognised once again.

I was introduced to John many years ago, he and his lady spotted Marg and I at The Village recently. Having read last Saturday’s Blog, here was John at Madhras Dosa to order Lamb Chettinad. John sat with me whilst his Order was being readied. A photo opperchancity. His lady came in briefly, perhaps wondering why she had been abandoned for so long. Introductions.

John, aka Digger, knows his Curry. He had a blessed upbringing and consequently has attended many a ceremony featuring Desi Cuisine. Is it possible he has eaten more Curry than the Hector?

The Bill

£15.47   The penny has been reinstated.

The Aftermath

It was the helper who dealt with the card payment. As I departed, so one of the girls beamed. Nice.

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Glasgow – The Village “Curry House” – Curryspondent’s Day

Curryspondent Derek asked a while back if he could join the Hector for Curry. Today is the day. Derek suggested the time and place: 13.00 at The Village “Curry House” (119 West St., Tradeston, Glasgow G5 8BA). Given the range of Desi Curry always available at The Village, a wise, but conservative choice.

The Hector had to get there first, Derek has seen many photos of this Blogger, so not quite a blind date.

Arriving early, a large bottle of sensibly priced Sparkling Water (£2.95) was ordered. The main menu was secured in addition to the Lunchtime offers. Methi Gosht (£12.95) had not been had here for a considerable period of time. A Nan (£2.95) felt like an appropriate accompaniment, especially as I had particularly enjoyed the one served here some three weeks back.

Derek arrived having negotiated his way through the winter gloom covering Central Scotland. It’s two weeks until the solstice, today was never brighter than dim, when the heavens opened, it was quite simply – horrible.

What to have?

I believe this was Derek’s first Village visit. Initially he was going to replicate my Order, however, I suggested he sample the Curry which became my obsession many moons ago in the first incarnation of The Village. Lamb Desi Qorma (£12.95) had to be accompanied by Rice, today Boiled Rice (£2.95). For Drinks, a jug of tap water.

A young waitress took the Order. Both of us were having Lamb on-the-bone. Derek was intent on keeping the Spice Level at – medium – for Hector, a bit above.

Determined to secure a Naan served – whole – once again, a somewhat lengthy conversation ensued. In all the years of ordering, I have never been asked how well done I wanted my Naan.

I like blisters – hopefully conveyed what I had in mind.

Today, the Order was back to being recorded on a pad, who knows what went in?

On sipping his glass of water, Derek immediately commented upon the taste. Water shouldn’t have taste.

Bleach? – I proffered. Confirmed.

The Tradeston contamination is back then. I thought it had gone, perhaps I’ve just become used to it? What is happening to Glasgow’s water supply?

During the wait, we had a lot to get through. Derek admits to reading Curry-Heute weekly. He even finds this Blog amusing, in parts. He has come to recognise the faces which appear most often, and asked after Jonathan who is no longer with us. I did confirm that although the desire for Indian Food is typically satisfied thrice weekly, I do not subject Marg to Curry seven days a week. Capsicum, yeuch!

Derek has embraced my reference to Mainstream Curry Houses, he wonders why the masses accept what is served as Curry, particularly in the East of Scotland. He recognises Glasgow as the only place to get proper Desi Curry. He has been to Yadgar and Akbar’s, once (?), there are many more venues in the Southside to explore.

What about the East End? There is a distinct lack of venues in that part of Glasgow, however, Curryspondent Archie has made me aware of Roti and Pickle on Duke Street. One for the future, when the sun stays up for longer.

The Naan arrived in one piece, as asked for. That aside, it was nothing like as anticipated. Was it even a Naan? Wholemeal flour? Who makes a Naan from this? The orange parts showed signs of being well-fired. Blisters? The Bread had not risen, was far from being puffy, hence no big blisters. It was edible, I would manage my usual – half – or thereabouts. This Bread was nothing like anything ever seen previously, anywhere. The Bread Chef’s day off?

Was it a Naan? Exactly what had been recorded on – the pad?

I could tell the bowl containing the modest portion of Boiled Rice was super-hot. Derek had to take care as he decanted.

Time for the ritual photos.

Bread in hand – predicted Derek as he did the honours.

Derek wondered if anyone ever objects to me taking photographs. It’s becoming standard practice for many. As for my fellow diners, they have long been told that their Curry will not taste right unless it has been photographed, by Hector.

Methi Gosht

Topped with a flourish of Coriander, visually, this Curry immediately pleased. There was little sign of the Oil separating. Rich in appearance, but surprisingly light in colour, here was a Masala Mash with Methi, not the Dark Green Mash that one encounters in a Desi Palak. As the Meat was not about to be decanted, the quantity remains unknown, however, the bone count was minimal.

The Seasoning was definitely in the – brave – category. The Spice Level never got above – medium, no challenge here. The Meat was superbly Tender, giving of Flavour. The intensity of Flavour was approaching Bradford levels, there they do – Methi, big style. Still, the underlying distinctive Village Taste was not lost here.

How wonderful would this Methi Gosht have been if accompanied by a light, fluffy Naan, made from the correct flour?

Lamb Desi Qorma

Ginger Strips were the additional Topping to distinguish the two Dishes. Here there was a an Oil presence, but far from excess. Having had this last time here, and many, many times before that, Hector’s take on this gem of a creation is well recorded. Today, a new voice. I did advise Derek that there is one word which does not appear in Curry-Heute:

It was good, medium hot like they said, I could have taken it hotter. Lovely Lamb, I could have taken a Naan as well, still a bit hungry.

Oops, the Hector could have offered some of what would become the surplus. But then, who would want to judge The Village Naan by what was served today?

Derek spotted the oily residue on the base of his karahi. He accepted that this was within acceptable parameters and went on to tell me of a Keema served – in the East – which had an unacceptable slick.

Which word can’t I use?

On every TV food programme, whenever anyone is asked for their verdict, the answer is universal: very ….

The conversation continued. Derek commented upon the fact that I rarely slate a restaurant. I am here to celebrate Curry, not close business down. Though, in the UK, I have probably been most critical of The Village over the years. Abroad is where many horror stories have been told. Abroad, they don’t know where I live.

Do I get preferential treatment? At Yadgar, most certainly, elsewhere, not necessarily. Occasionally, some Bills do get rounded down.

Derek likes to cook Curry. His first mention of Bradford was with reference to Aagrah’s Spices, available online. Not as good as going to Bradford for a Bradford Curry.

The Bill

£35.75

The Aftermath

Mr. Baig, Mein Host, had become involved in the processing of the payment. With two large groups present in addition to the twenty odd that had been initially present I put it to him that he was doing well today. He replied:

Two weeks to go.

To the solstice?

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Glasgow – Madhras Dosa – Here, Fishy-Fishy!

Are you going for Curry tomorrow – Marg asked yesterday.

After a week of indulgence at Kabana (Manchester), giving the Saturday afternoon Curry a miss was a consideration, until the day dawned. The Hector still had unfinished business having been denied the Fish Creation in Manchester, the itch had to be scratched.

It was spotted recently that Madhras Dosa (76B,  Old Dumbarton Rd, Glasgow, G3 8RE) could be opened at lunchtimes once again, this was confirmed by telephone. A phone-call, how gauche.

Arriving just on 14.00, Madhras Dosa was empty. The place has been tidied up and new tables and chairs installed. Twenty one could now conceivably be sat at this relatively small venue. But not comfortably, the chairs are somewhat lightweight. Still, it was better than being out in the snow/slush.

Chef Satheesh nodded in recognition as I took my seat. A young waitress brought the latest edition of the menu.

Still no Sukka/Chukka so a Soupy Curry would be inevitable. The standard £7.99 for a Tapas portion used to include the choice of Rice or Bread in the quoted price, not any more. An extra £1.99 lets the diner – go large.

South Indian Fish Curry (£9.98) had yet to be tried. Soupy Curry requires Rice, the Hector was not missing the opperchancity to have a Malabar Parotta. Basmati Rice (£1.99) and a Malabar Paratha (£2.50) would be the accompaniments. I passed on Sparkling Water (£1.50) in favour of a jug of tap water.

Another chap appeared from the back room behind the adjacent premises. It remains a mystery as to why the former overflow is no longer part of the premises yet the rear is.

A manageable portion of Rice was presented in a small karahi. Every grain would be eaten. The Malabar Parotta was as small as ever, tiny. It is how it is. Soft, layered, absorbent, a joy to dip in the Masala.

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South Indian Fish Curry

The Masala was not yellow, as anticipated, the gross – soupiness – was. As I decanted the Soupy Masala I struggled to find the Fish. Cut small, I may eventually have reached double figures, however, there was certainly not a lot of solids here. Green Chillies had been cut lengthwise, these were numerous, as were the fresh Curry Leaves. Onion Seeds were mixed through the Masala. One small piece of a Dry Red Chilli was located, this I regard as a sign of efficacy in a South Indian Curry. Keeping everything on the small dinner plate was quite a challenge.

The hoped for assault on the palate was immediate. The Seasoning registered first, then the Spice and finally the Smokiness. This was exactly what the Hector sought. Curry with a Big Flavour, not too much to demand.

The Chillies added more of a kick when encountered. Just how many leaves is a man meant to eat? I balked at the largest one.

The pieces of white Fish were super-soft, approaching pulp. No chewing was required, even a gumsy budgie would have succeeded here. There was little sense of – fishiness – such was the intensity of Flavour from the Masala. An inward glow of satisfaction was attained, yet this Curry was clearly the opposite of the Hector norm. Strangely, I did not make any note on the level of creaminess or the presence of coconut. If present, not an issue. How different was this from a Euro Curry!

The Bill

£16.00 Pennies have been abandoned then.

The Aftermath

I asked the waitress how long it had been since Madhras Dosa opened at lunchtime. She has been here a couple of months, so not that long then.

See you again – was her farewell.

It is time Hector reacquainted himself with the Lamb Chettinad (£7.99/£9.98) at Madhras Dosa. A Saturday lunchtime Curry, north of the river, and within budget; watch the number of visits increase, steadily.

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Manchester – Kabana – & Thrice Kabana!

Hoping to enjoy the – Fish Creation – at Kabana (22 Back Turner St., Northern Quarter, Manchester M4 1FR England), Hector was back again today at 13.30. With Marg insisting she was not up for Curry-Heute, she was happy to spectate. There was no fixed rendezvous with any of The Company today, though Craig and Yvonne did let it be known that they had been here earlier.

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Can I have the blandest thing on the menu? – may well have been Craig’s request. (Photo by Yvonne.)

Rizwan apologised, still no Fish. There was only one thing for it – Lamb Karahi (£6.50) on-the-bone with Rice (£2.00). It has been two days since this Curry was reviewed at Kabana. Actually, one, if Mags’ comment from yesterday is read. 

Can this Curry be this good?

This is Visit #55!

I suggested Marg have a Samosa (£1.50). Suddenly there was a demand for two, with Salad (£0.50). One of each Samosa was ordered – Meat and Vegetable.

I’m now describing the Kabana Lamb Karahi as legendary – I advised Rizwan.

It’s not rocket science – was his modest reply.

We could all start with the same ingredients and each have different outcomes.

Such is the reality of preparing Curry.

The Samosas were being kept warm in a glass display oven, typically used to store pies. I took the Samosas over to Marg.

Samosa

A decent size, and well filled, they didn’t last long. I suspected the abundant Spiced-Onions may prove to be too much.

A lovely change from a rich Curry. A meaty plus a potato & peas Samosa, complemented the Salad and Raita sauce. I didn’t fancy the Spiced Onions.

Mags arrived and ordered the same as yesterday: Lamb Karahi – on-the-bone and a Chapatti (£1.00).

Lamb Karahi on-the-bone

For Hector, same as Monday.

For Mags – same as yesterday, marvellous!

Dr. Stan then made his entrance. Kabana on consecutive days? Unheard of. Rice & Three (£8.50) was once again his Order, but a different – Three.

Rice & Three

Daal, Keema and Lamb Karahi.

There were a few audible – Mmmmms.

No more was forthcoming. However, Marg summarised the moment:

It becomes a highlight, then it’s gone.

The Bill

£12.00 for Marg and Hector.

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The Aftermath

A Glasgow-bound, single portion, Takeaway was secured.

I wonder what it might be and when it will be consumed?

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Manchester – Kabana – No Fish Today

Kabana (22 Back Turner St., Northern Quarter, Manchester M4 1FR England) at 13.30, the Hector put it out there assuming that at least one of The Company would show. Steve was sat at the table adjacent to the door as I walked in, he hadn’t ordered. I suggested we move to the rear, away from the plummeting temperatures. There we would squeeze our way on to the table, and a squeeze it was.

Rizwan had no Fish, so Hector’s Creation was not happening. The Specials’ Board showed Kofta (£6.50), never had here previously. Two portions it had to be. As Rizwan revealed the kettle so the Hector spotted the Eggs.

Kofta Anda! – we both accepted the upgrade.

A Chapatti (£1.00) for Steve, a Naan (£1.00) for Hector, having applied the foliage, we took our seats, the freshly cooked Bread would come momentarily.

The large Chapatti was as much Roti as Chapatti, substantial. The Naan was not how I remembered having had here previously. Today’s matched the size of the Chapatti, its volume was comparable. With perforations, a la Manchester, it hadn’t risen. Light and fluffy initially, it did feel a bit doughy for the final mouthfuls.

Kofta Anda

Four Meatballs and half a hard boiled Egg sat in a blended Masala. With the foliage applied, the Chillies and Ginger would add extra bite. The Masala was more – orange – than the Masala which features in the Karahi. I am used to Kofta Anda being served in a traditional Shorva, this was a departure.

I sensed a slight Sweetness, Steve concurred. The Spice Level in the Masala impressed even before the Chillies were encountered. The Seasoning in the Kofta was pronounced, this complemented the Spice from the Masala and the odd Chilli.

A different experience, well short of achieving the – Wow! – status. A decent Curry, but lacking the intensity of Flavour that the legendary Lamb Karahi possesses.

Steve, who had poured his Curry over his Chapatti, was less forgiving:

I would say it was satisfactory. The actual meatballs were a bit bland. The sauce was OK, I wouldn’t have it again.

Mags had arrived whilst we were eating. She had ordered Lamb Karahi (£6.50) and a Chapatti. Having left half of her Rice yesterday, she considered this to be a more worthy approach. Chef Lalaa brought her Chapatti.

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Lamb Karahi

The naked Karahi in a bowl is a markedly different eating experience from that which the Hector often enjoys, as in yesterday!

Karahi Lamb was so good yesterday, I had to have it again. Bowl wiped clean, that says it all.

The three became four. Dr. Stan arrived at the table with a plateful: Rice and Three (£8.50). His Curry choices: Lamb Karahi, Potato-Spinach and Kofta. It would take him some time to get through this mass of food.

Rice & Three

The Hector duly waited for a few words:

It was a mix of flavours, but all well spiced.

What could have been a Blog of Hector Naypals was further enhanced by a familiar face appearing at the window. Enter Marg with Claire who has appeared twice in these pages. Now she knows where Kabana is and what it’s all about.

The Bill

£7.50 times three, and one £8.50.

There is no truth in the rumour that Dr. Stan was on his way out the door and had to be hauled back to pay.

The Aftermath

Hopefully, I have planted the seed and Rizwan will source Fish for tomorrow. The Fish Market in the nearby Arndale Centre is something to behold.

Kabana, three days in a row?

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Manchester – Kabana – The Three Stages of Achieving Happiness

What is the route to finding happiness? Hector recommends Yadgar (Glasgow), The Village (Glasgow) followed by Kabana (22 Back Turner St., Northern Quarter, Manchester M4 1FR England) as a worthy sequence of visiting Curry Houses. That this has been managed within seven days did take a bit of planning.

It was all happening on Thomas Street in the Northern Quarter as Hector, Marg, Steve and Mags approached Kabana at 15.30. A glass lid, which is under construction, appears to be a wonderful addition, a means of further accentuating the atmosphere of this developing urban playground. However, the erection is reportedly temporary. Coco Chanel’s Metiers D’Art Fashion Show is due to be held here next week. Outdoors, in Manchester, in December, aye right. Who thought that one up?

Lalaa was initially busy in the background, Rizwan greeted the familiar faces as we entered Kabana.

Where’s the Main Man? –  asked Rizwan.

He read my face, possibly backtracked, then mentioned – Howard – specifically.

The Hector may have been demoted from being Mr. Manchester, now he’s not even Mr. Kabana? Howard has been here oft in recent weeks, but not thiswan! (sic).

Later, Steve assured me he had heard – Big Man. Calm, Hector.

Knowing exactly what Marg and Hector would order, Rizwan directed us to a spacious table at the rear. Keema Peas (£6.50) with a Chapatti (£1.00) for Marg, Lamb Karahi (£6.50) on-the-bone with Rice (£2.00) for Hector. The others would also have Karahi, Mags with Rice, Steve with a Chapatti.

This was the ideal time for Hector to dine at Kabana. The lunchtime rush was over, and having only had an egg sandwich at Carlisle, the appetite was in top condition. Every grain of Rice would be managed. Mags, who had a substantial breakfast on the train, would suffer a major defeat due to the quantity of Rice.

The three pots of foliage were placed beside us, there would be no holding back the chaps. The large Chapattis were well received: light and fluffy, a perfect accompaniment – Steve would relate. The bread was piping hot, freshly made – Marg concurred.

The three stages of achieving happiness: take a naked –

Lamb Karahi (on-the-bone)

Arrange a generous sprinkling of sliced Green Chillies and diced Ginger across the Curry.

Smother in Coriander, the foliage is thus defined.

Steve did likewise, however, as he had no Rice, the already full bowl was overflowing by the time he had decorated his Curry. There was a solution. Steve had to decant his Curry and spread it over his Chapatti. Karahi eaten with a knife and fork, what is the World coming to?

Having had this Curry forty odd times, my pleasure is already recorded. That consistency is maintained is all the more remarkable. Sucky Bones featured, fundamental, Steve usually has – boneless. The intensity of Flavour remains so distinctive. Cloves, clearly a key ingredient, but no Whole Spices were revealed. The Masala, wonderful, far from excessive, tomorrow’s Fish creation was already being formulated.

The Curry was sensational – declared Steve – lovely flavours. (I) don’t usually have on-the-bone, flavour from sucky bones, magnificent. The meat was lovely and tender.

Lamb so tender – began Mags, who had a naked Karahi  – falling off the bone, a magnificent Curry as served in this establishment.

Sensational, magnificent, Hector will add a – Wow!

Keema Peas

Marg having a Mince Curry, nothing new here either. The bowl was full of Mince and Peas, there was next to no Masala. This is how Keema should be served.

My usual choice of dish, served hot with an abundance of peas. It didn’t disappoint me as it was up to its usual standard, a lovely meal.

Not one of us mentioned Spice or Seasoning, most unusual. It’s all about the Flavour.

The Bill

£16.00 for Marg and Hector, same again for Mags and Steve.

The Aftermath

Rizwan was informed that we are here for a differing number of nights, three more have yet to present. We’ll all be back, in dribs and drabs.

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Glasgow – The Village “Curry House” – A Quick Return

Omar did the double take when he saw me sitting alone in The Village “Curry House” (119 West St., Tradeston, Glasgow G5 8BA) for the second consecutive Saturday afternoon. With all Hockey cancelled today due to a heavy frost, Marg was able to offer a lift across the river, this had me arrive in the Southside at a somewhat early 13.00. Marg had arranged lunch with a teammate, so it goes. A mere six customers were present when I arrived, the place was deserted when I left an hour later. Where was the crowd from last week?

Today I fancied a Desi Korma, and with Handi by Darbar still yet to reopen, that left The Village. Last Saturday’s notion for Kofta Palak (£11.95) took me here also, maybe one simply has to accept that The Village has the largest array of Desi Curry, available at all times, in this city.

The somewhat diffident young waitress took the Order: Lamb Desi Qorma (£12.95), Mushroom Rice (£3.50) and a 750ml bottle of Sparkling Water (£3.95). On-the-bone – was confirmed, as was – above medium – Spice.

After an appropriate wait, the waitress brought the food. The aroma of the Desi Qorma already had me won. I know it’s not exactly the same as was served here in the Noughties, one always hopes. Perhaps the distinctively flavoured Vegetable Rice, which was once a featured accompaniment, was fundamental to the overall enjoyment. The Veggie Rice (£3.50) which is available, bears little resemblance to what was, however, at the time of writing, there is the realisation that it should be given another chance.

Today’s Mushroom Rice once again arrived in a bowl too hot to touch. Hot food, always a good start.  It has to be Rice with a Desi Korma.

Lamb Desi Qorma

The Sucky Bone stood out in the Toppings of Ginger Strips and Coriander. I reached double figures whilst decanting the Meat to the Rice. Two other bones had next to no Meat, still, there was plenty to enjoy.

The Seasoning was instantly apparent, the Spice less so. Within a few minutes I was reaching for the napkin, yes, this Curry was Spicy. The Tenderest of Meat gave off an explosion of Flavour whilst chewing.

Why do I rarely spot Cardamom before I bite into them? A Green Cardamom and some whole Cloves were duly set aside. Whole Spices, an important feature of a Desi Curry, but one can choose what to digest.

The Masala was sufficient, no more than required. I kept some back for the second half, always a rewarding tactic. The Village Curry Taste was there creating the warmth of Flavour on the palate which brought me here all those years ago, and keeps me coming back. The Citrus? Read on…

The Bill

£20.40

The Aftermath

There was time to watch some football on the Oppo whilst finishing the Sparkling Water. Maybe the – afterglow – should become a fixture in Curry-Heute? The Citrus revealed itself for the next hour or so thereafter.

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Glasgow – Sara – Donner Kebab – A Rebranding

Before reporting on the main event of the day, the Hector spotted a change of name on Allison Street, in the heart of Glasgow’s Southside Curryland. What was Khana is now Sara – Donner Kebab (193 Allison Street, Govanhill Glasgow G42 8RX).

Possibly just another Takeaway, however, I did identify three features that make Sara worthy of further investigation.

Whilst Khana may have sold Curry, I do not recall ever seeing this on the exterior signage, Sara clearly boasts – Curry. There is a corner table which suggests one can eat in. Finally, and most importantly, Desi – appears on the menu. There is no point having just another Mainstream Curry source in this area, authentic fayre is required.

It was just before 14.00 when I popped in, two hours before the opening time given on the menu. No – Curry – was on display. Aloo Gosht and Gosht (£10.45), both Desi, will have to be investigated.

2023 Menu extract

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Glasgow – Yadgar Kebab House – Five Facilitated, Five Fed, Five Fulfilled

Fine & Dandy – summarised Dr. Bernard and Graham’s last visit to Yadgar Kebab House (148 Calder St, Govanhill, Glasgow, G42 7QP) in the company of Hector. That was four years ago, restrictions on movement were at the root of delaying the return. Some months ago we managed to fix today in our collective diaries for another Yadgar feast. There is an empirical notion that few eat as much post Covid, the numbers had to be right. Three sharing a kilo of Goshat Karahi (£30.00) would not be enough food, two kilos would be excessive. And so Stewart and Howard were drafted in to justify the second kilo. A feast for five.

The Order was placed with Shkoor, Mein Host, over the weekend.  This included a request for Chapli Kebab (£3.50 a pair) and Fish Pakora (£8.00) to precede the main event. Additionally, for the sake of Diversity, today’s Vegetable Dish should also accompany the Karahi.

We assembled outside for the 14.00 opening, Shafiq as ever was already in situ. Today, no Naveed, his travels almost match Hector’s. The young chap occupying his spot was not expecting us, the Order, was relayed. He took particular care to confirm the two kilos and ensure that the heating under our seats was switched on.

The remaining staff trickled in, most importantly Chef Arshad. Finally, Shkoor himself, all was well, the assembling of our Order would be under his supervision.

Drinks were sorted, three cans of Mango Rubicon (£1.00), a Salt Lassi (£1.80) and a Mango Lassi (£2.00).

Howard aside, my dining companions today are not regulars at Yadgar, introductions were deemed necessary. Shkoor told his new audience of Hector’s former pupils turning up at Yadgar in search of the special fayre. Why do they not communicate via these pages?

There was a feeling that Shkoor had more than glanced at Curry-Heute over the last few days. Recognition – was a key feature of the last visit to The Village, where Dr. Bernard and Graham are regulars. Shkoor suggested I should have my own camera crew such is Hector’s level of fame, well in these circles possibly.

A modest Salad was the first food to arrive followed by pots of Dips. A plate with four halved Chapli Kebabs soon followed then a plateful of Fish Pakora.

Chapli Kebab

What are these? – asked Bernard as he tore into the Chapli. Chicken Chapli, suitably Spiced, one cannot come to Yadgar and not have at least one.

Fish Pakora

The Fish Pakora was hot and fresh, another standard for Hector. In recent times I have been happy to have this combination of Starters along with a Vegetable Curry.

There was enough here to tantalise, and fortunately, we were allowed time to digest before the mains.

Stewart will finish the Salad – declared the Hector knowing full well that he would touch not a morsel.

Chapattis (£0.70) were confirmed as the Bread accompaniment. All was set.

Goshat Karahi

What could be finer than this?

Another one!

Lamb on-the-bone, Sucky Bones, thus the quality of the Meat was defined. There was no sign of peripheral Oil, only the Ginger Strips and Coriander topping the mysterious Yadgar Masala. Thick, minimal, only enough to shroud the Meat, and with a hint of Creaminess, the secrets of this Masala maintain.

I have offered to work here for nothing – I reminded Shkoor. One day he’ll let slip.

The Lamb was glorious, giving back the Spice in addition to its own meatiness. Stewart and Hector were on one karahi, Dr. Bernard, Graham and Howard on the other. In time we passed ours along the table. I was surprised when it came back. Appetites were being sated, but then the amount of food on the table had not stopped growing.

Spice Level and Seasoning are my usual parameters to describe a Curry. Yes there was Spice, but never at a level that could cause distress. The Seasoning must have been well pitched, there would be no comment from around the table on either.

The Chapattis were replenished. The largest Wholemeal Chapattis ever seen, the first one had risen to form an enormous blister at the time of presentation. Not overdosing on Bread was a key tactic in finishing all that lay before us.

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Aloo Gobi

I had asked for a Vegetable Side, a good helping of Aloo Gobi arrived soon after the Karahi. I had to tell Stewart, sitting opposite, that the Flavours from this are as intense as those from the Karahi, again, how do they do this? There’s more. 

Daal

A plate of Daal arrived, we were being well looked after and this is essentially why the instigators have never come here without the Hector.

Howard was first to remark on the Bitterness from the Daal. I looked for Karela, none spotted. My own plateful was resplendent, the best of everything. There’s more.

Earlier in the week I described – Gemüse, if Shkoor had not read this then what followed is beyond coincidence.

Saag/Palak

A plate of Saag/Palak completed the array of food. Spot the slices of Butter which melted in, way better than the Creamy Mash encountered in Europe. Bernard made a beeline, tore in, then asked if it was actually possible to buy this. A Soupçon was procured around the table, Dr. Bernard took care of the rest. Where was the camera crew, a sound recording at least? The positive noises on my right should have been noted.

Is this all we’re getting? – I asked Shkoor when he made another check on our progress.

The three Vegetable Sides were finished. Still there was Meat and Masala, The instigators had bailed first, I ensured that Howard was replete before encouraging Stewart to mop up the remnants. The Hector still had Meat on his plate. Howard had the honour of the final spoon of Masala.

We had done it, all but a tiny scrap of Chapatti had been devoured. Five was the magic number.

It was time to go round the table and record some words. Graham:

The Spinach was fantastic, the Lamb was amazing as was the Chapli.

Bernard, who managed to talk throughout, was momentarily quiet when put on the spot:

It was very good. I’m being laconic to juxtapose with my verbosity. Thanks for organising, I thought I was in Tooting.

Stewart:

I really enjoyed it, good to have the variety, things not had before, especially on the vegetables side.

Howard:

A smorgasbord of delight with a melange of flavours. Each item of food gave its own level of flavour, essence and joy. The Daal gave off its earthy delights, the Spinach was a thing of beauty. And at the apex was the Lamb with its creaminess and depth of flavour. It reminded me why Yadgar is so special.

The Bill

The Hector had a final duty, arrange payment. I had asked my fellow diners to bring cash for simplicity. Shkoor’s first number was dismissed. This was the pre-Covid feast price, I shook my head.

I know what a kilo now costs – I had to announce.

He added another tenner, more realistic. To this was added a tip of almost US proportions. A round sum was paid, £20.00 a head. Anything less would have been abusing the hospitality.

A Yadgar kilo is still a fiver less than the majority of Southside Curry Cafes.

The Aftermath

Our appreciation was relayed as we filed out. Chef Arshad had not taken his bow today.

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