Glasgow – Sheerin Palace – Nihari Today

Saturday, 13.00, and the Hector is once again out for Curry-Heute in his home city. Sheerin Palace (300 Allison St, Govanhill/Crosshill, Glasgow, G42 8HQ) has Kofta Anda available on Wednesdays and Saturdays. Having had the appetite whetted last week at the Ramadan Buffet at The Village, Kofta Anda was foremost in mind on entering.

But, there was still unfinished business to be taken care of. On the last visit to Sheerin Palace in November, the hope was to sample their Nihari, reportedly prepared daily. There was none. If you don’t ask…

Today, the young chap behind the counter offered Nihari which had been cooked yesterday. Better still, surely? I added a Naan to the Order and took my seat in the empty dining area.

Another solo diner arrived shortly afterwards, he had his dose of Kofta Anda.

The Nihari and Naan arrived with a separate plate of goodies: Ginger Strips, sliced Bullet Chillies, and a substantial wedge of Lemon. This was going to be fun.

Piping hot, the round Naan, served whole, had risen to create sufficient puffiness. Maybe two thirds would be managed. Excellent Bread, and this – dipping – still feels alien, this is how Nihari is eaten.

Nihari

The Lamb Shank had a mass of Meat buried under the Shorva. A Shorva, with a distinctive Peppery aroma, which had clearly been thickened. Gravy with an Oily sheen. On adding – the bits – all was set.

The first dip of Naan revealed a Ginger Spicy Blast from the Shorva. The Seasoning was truly a la Hector. The black specks confirmed Pepper, Cinnamon was in the mix also.

I had eaten quite a bit of the Naan before addressing the Meat. Issued with a spoon and a fork, I used both to leaver the Meat off the Bone. With the side of the fork, the Meat was easily separated into smaller, manageable pieces.  There was way more Lamb than was perceived at the outset.

Hot food, always appreciated, the Meat was as Tender as can be. Having sat in the Shorva overnight, it had absorbed Flavour from the Masala. The extra Chillies were not really required, a few pieces taken, abandon the surplus. This Shorva had a – kick. A serious one. Ali, Mein Host, entered the premises half way through my meal. He came through to acknowledge my presence and see what I had ordered.

This is wonderful – I exclaimed.

Spicy?

Yes.

Moments later, Mobeen, who was front of house and stand-in Chef last year asked the same question?

Spicy?

My wife could not eat this – was my considered reply.

Nihari, a Curry which is the antithesis of that which typically appears in these pages. Fine when the Dish is meant to be – Soupy – and not to be compared with the Soupy Curry served in Mainstream restaurants. This is – Desi.

The Bill

£10.00

The Aftermath

Usually its a Cumin Seed which wedges itself in a particular spot, today, it was shreds of Meat in multiple interdental gaps. Nobody needed to know that.

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Berlin – Punjabi Zaiqa – We all came down to Osloer Straße

Once again the rendezvous time at Punjabi Zaiqa (Tromsöer Strasse 6, 13359 Berlin Deutschland) was 15.00. This time we would be ten, remarkable. Five of ten were making their first visit to Punjabi Zaiqa, and all to sample the much praised Desi – Lamm Korma (€12.90).

Hector and Marg found Dr. Stan boarding U8 at Alexanderplatz. Yes, the Good Doctor was joining us, the 15.00 slot suited him, Breakfast digested. This was also the case for Professor Graeme, making his first appearance in Curry-Heute. The Breakfast room at Ibis Mitte must have been busy this morning. Howard and Josh awaited our arrival.

Lady Maggie of Crawley, still somewhat incapacitated, texted to say that her Uber would be delayed. Maggie, accompanied by Clive, Mags and Yvonne – the birthday girl – would arrive soon. This let six of us order first.

Today, something different for Hector. A midnight Donner, with Josh, meant that – Meat – was not a priority for the Hector. Aloo Gobi (€8.90), served with Rice, makes its first appearance in Curry-Heute, as does Josh’s choice: Chicken Mainzi Tikka (€13.90).

Marg was going for it today, Lamm Karahi mit Knochen (€14.90). This comes with two Roti (€1.50), incredible value. Howard was expanding his coverage of Curry at Zaiqa, Aloo Gosht (€11.90). Instead of the accompanying Rice, he negotiated two Roti. 

Both Dr. Stan and Prof Graeme went for the Lamm Korma.

Marg excepted, we each ordered our own.  I had advised all to help themselves to drinks from the fridge and present them at the point of ordering. The usual chap out front was back today.

The Uber 4 arrived. For once, Mags eschewed her usual Aloo Gosht. Someone must have been spreading the joy that is the Lamb Desi Korma. Four more Lamm Korma were ordered, Clive and Yvonne chose – boneless.

The wait was not long. I remain intrigued as how how the pre-cooked food on display at the counter can be transformed so efficiently. The chap brought a huge tray to the table. I pointed out that today we were ten. He acknowledged the achievement. Also, as Ramadan continues, it has made it worth their while being open all day.

Two large handi of Basmati between six diners at our table, today we had a chance of finishing the Rice. Howard was encouraged to have Rice despite having ordered Roti.

This time, our table seemed to be covered in Roti. Josh’s Naan, although pale, did look inviting. The puffy pockets had formed, the Bread had girth. All Bread was served whole, and no sign of any Wholemeal Flour. Proper Bread.

Desi – said the waiter as he placed one karahi on the table. This went to the Prof. The following Korma went to Dr. Stan, oh, what had he ordered? That wasn’t right, but Dr. Stan admitted he hadn’t specified – Desi Korma. Technically, both versions are on the menu, the ubiquitous – Creamy Curry – I only see on their website. There too, the higher prices do not match what is seen in the restaurant.

Howard examined his Aloo Gosht, the Hector joined in, no Potato. Our waiter resolved this, the Prof and Howard swapped Curry. Sorted.


A small helping of Green Mush was placed on the table. Blended Chillies, to add the extra bite. The Hector went nowhere near it, those who did confirmed the obvious. No mercy. Nobody today should be complaining that their Curry was not Spicy enough.

Aloo Gobi

The heart sank, long, coloured strips. I have not seen the dreaded Capsicum in any Dish served at Punjabi Zaiqa, today it appeared to be sitting in front of me, in abundance.

Zwiebeln!

Coloured Onions actually, no issue here, also pieces of Tomato in the mix.

The Potatoes and Cauliflower had the correct Texture for each. The Seasoning was fine, the Spice built, and some. The first mouthfuls did not register anything outstanding, the Desi Flavour took time to emerge.

With the abundant Rice, a fine Curry, possibly better having this as a Side to break the monotony of Meat and Masala.

Aloo Gosht

The lumps protruding from the blended Masala should have been the clue as to the efficacy of this Curry. The presence of whole Clove confirmed the Desi credentials. With the Coriander Topping and the Oil collecting around the periphery of the karahi, this looked to be most inviting. Howard offered a few words:

This was my second visit in three days. A chance to compare and contrast the curries I had. The big similarity was that the lamb tasted of lamb. It may seem obvious but sometimes lamb gives off absolutely nothing and you rely on the sauce. The sauce itself was good but difficult to detect particular flavours although I found a clove. What was different was that it was spicier than the one on Monday. You rarely go wrong with Hector and I will come back.

Lamm Karahi

As with Steve’s Karahi Gosht on Monday, more Masala than served here in previous years. Marg sent a couple of pieces of Meat across the table, here was the – wow – moment for Hector. Compared to the Masala in the Aloo Gobi, this had the required intensity of Flavour. The Hector is long overdue having this again.  Marg:

A large dish of lamb on the bone in a rich sauce. The flavours of cardamon and cloves added to the dish. A good level of spice with very tender meat despite some fatty bits. The roti was thin and crispy which allowed me to scoop up the sauce and meat before eating. A very tasty meal.

I have not found anywhere else in Berlin that serves authentic Lamb Karahi at this level.

Lamm Korma (not Desi)

Time to address the elephant in the room. How had Dr. Stan ended up with this? Surely the chap taking the Order could have double checked. No wimps in our Company, were were all here for the full Desi-Bhuna.

A Creamy Curry, rich in Nuts, at least Dr. Stan was able to report some level of Spice:

The curry was creamier than I expected having not having specified desi, but it was tasty with a pleasant kick. Just as well I asked for spicy.

*

Chicken Mainzi Tikka

That such an interesting looking Curry was set before Josh may have come as a surprise to us both. Josh managed to find the description on the menu:
Chicken breast on a skewer, marinated in yoghurt-mint sauce, prepared on the grill.

On reading this, I still don’t see – Curry, but what appeared was a rather impressive variation on Chicken Tikka Masala.

A surprise to find Tandoori style chicken, not over-grilled, rather lager chunks and easy to slice through. Rather succulent.
Sauce wasn’t spicy, as expected given the yoghurt-mint description. An interesting change from previous curry ventures with Hector.
A fluffy light Naan to accompany the meal. Ordered without rice, as we knew there’d be more than enough from other meals ordered by the group to share around.

Lamm Korma – Desi-style

This has become my go-to Curry at Punjabi Zaiqa. A Desi Korma is difficult to source, only The Village (Glasgow) now serves it in my home city. Theirs has lost a bit of its edge over the years, whereas at Punjabi Zaiqa, the powerful Citrus bite maintains.

Just the five people having this Curry-Heute, and each for the first time with comments secured from four.

Professor Graeme, mit Knochen

Reasonable portion of lamb, generous quantity of flavoursome sauce. Very satisfying.

Yvonne, ohne Knochen:

Excellent flavour and heat spot on. Lamb a little bit chewy though?

Mags, mit Knochen

Really enjoyed the Lamb Korma. The sauce was perfect, spice was just right & the flavour of coriander coming through added to the flavour. Only thing was that lamb was a bit chewy, but this didn’t stop any of us from enjoying our meal. Portions generous & come with lots of rice.

Maggie, mit Knochen

Lots of flavour, meat pieces too large at times. The portion size is good. Rice separated nicely.

On the table of six, the two empty Rice handi were stacked. Yay!  It can be done.

The Bill

€27.30 (£23.09) for Hector and Marg
The Aftermath
Our chap took the payments.

Your English is much better – I observed.

Apparently his English has always been there, he just never let on before. This should simplify matters in the future: how to avoid Creamy Curry, mountains of Rice, then perhaps securing the ultimate – Fish Karahi.

Two more visits may be squeezed in this year.

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Berlin – Punjabi Zaiqa – Das Desi-Curry-Haus der Haupstadt

Berlin again, this trip was long in the planning. After a Big Birthday comes – The Big Birthday Trip – and the resurrection of – Hector’s Horrible Holidays. FYI, Hector’s is next year, ceteris paribus. Already, Athena has been mentioned.

Whilst Athena has an impressive array of Desi Curry Houses to choose from, this is not the case in Berlin. With around one hundred and fifty Curry Houses in the Berlin region, the Fayre, as established over many years, remains decidedly second division. Punjabi Zaiqa (Tromsöer Strasse 6, 13359 Berlin Deutschland) is the exception, the – go-to – place in this cosmopolitan city. Why the vast majority of Restaurateurs persist in serving – what they think the locals can handle – instead of what they themselves eat at home, is surely misleading, and disrespecting the food from the Indian Subcontinent.

Hector, Marg and Adam, making his debut in Curry-Heute, were due to be at Punjabi Zaiqa by 15.00 having partaken in the so-called Berliner Unterwelten experience. It’s all about tunnels. Howard and Josh had already arrived as we entered the spacious restaurant punctually. They hadn’t ordered, waiting for the Maestro to lead the way.

A different chap was serving today, he would carefully note each order and offered to take payment either at the start, or later. I took a large bottle of Fanta (€3.50) from the fridge. Howard already had a small bottle (€2.50) and quickly realised the discordant pricing.

Lamm Korma mit Knochen (€12.90), Desi Korma, Spicy, zweimal, – was my overture. Marg, who was having the same was not happy. My asking for – Spicy – was not to her liking. As was the – debate – last Friday for the Ramadan Buffet at The Village (Glasgow), I had to convince her that all would be well. This is Deutschland, only once has the Hector heard of a Curry being served that was blisteringly Spicy. That was a West Berlin Curry House nearly two decades ago, and the Chef was from Glasgow. Hector was not present.

That the Lamb Korma comes with Rice was once again confirmed. Knowing Marg’s preference for Bread, I tried to have this come as Rice for one, plus a Naan (€2.50).

Howard and Josh both ordered the Lamb Korma, Josh, a Naan too. He’s a growing boy.  This was also Josh’s first visit to Berlin, never mind Punjabi Zaiqa.

Adam chose a different path, Chicken Biryani (€12.90) plus a Naan.

We took our seats, Steve arrived. Not for the first time, he had given in to temptation at the last minute. Having been here before, he ordered: Lamm Karahi, mit Knochen (€14.90) and a Garlic Naan (€3.00). Last time it was – ohne Knochen (€16.90). One pays less for the – on-the-bone – version at Punjabi Zaiqa, how fair is that? Karahi comes with two Roti (€1.50) per person. I wonder if Steve realised this?

Having consulted a well-known and reliable Curry Blog, I can confirm that Steve was here in November 2023, and on that day, Hector’s Lamb Korma was seriously Spicy.

Six diners, my best congregation yet, others have already declared their intention to come here on Wednesday. Looks as though I’ll be back. Normally I would come to Punjabi Zaiqa once on a trip, then try somewhere new, thus expanding upon the twenty three Berlin Curry Houses reviewed in these pages.
Comes with Rice – the European norm, and if one desires more, it’s another €2.50.

Comes with Rice – should be a warning. For the four of us who qualified, two large handi were presented. I immediately knew we would struggle to finish one of these, especially with Bread on the way too. Being later in the day, and only Day #2 of the trip, the appetite had not been castrated. I would take more Rice than my norm.

The three Naan also looked like a mountain of Bread. Served whole, risen, puffy, blistered, the pedigree was there for all to appreciate. My own Bread intake would be minimal. For me, a Desi Korma works better with Rice given the more – Soupy – nature of the Curry. Yet , in Deutschland, it has been reported that they like – dipping – their Bread in Shorva.

Lamm Korma

With four karahi on the table it felt strange only photographing one Curry.

Yours won’t taste as good as mine because the Hector has not photographed it – I assured my fellow diners.

Fresh Coriander and Ginger Strips sat on top of the abundant Masala with the Oil collecting on the edge of the karahi. The Yoghurt flecks were visible in the Masala. On decanting the Meat, I would stir this to recreate the full splendour.

Howard knows, I trust he did the same. The Meat count confirmed a conservative portion, just about reaching double figures.

Whole Peppercorns revealed themselves very quickly. There was a decent – kick – and possibly lower Seasoning than on my last visit here, a mere two weeks ago. The all important Spice Level would surely be at acceptable level for Marg. She tends to react to anything with Spice then gets on with it. All was reportedly well across the table.
The big Desi Flavour was a standout, unique to Desi Korma, one wonders why this Curry is so rare. Maybe having Korma on a menu twice would lead to confusion?
The Meat was firm-tender, and giving of Flavour. Howard immediately remarked that he could actually taste – Lamb! Josh was saying nothing, an achievement perhaps, this Curry had shut him up (emoticon understood).
With a full on appetite, for once, I could have done with more Meat, but then I would have need more Masala. Karahi can be ordered on a sliding price scale depending on the number of people. Maybe Desi Korma needs the same approach?
In the end, I congratulated myself for having judged the combination of Curry and Rice to perfection. Hector’s plate was cleared, and apart from the Bones, this was reflected elsewhere.

I had my fellow diners text me their thoughts afterwards. Marg:

My husband ordered my dish mentioning spicy. When the meal arrived I tasted the sauce with the nan bread. It was wonderful. Full of flavour and had my taste buds ringing.
The meat was on the bone and I was able to pick it up and chew off the tender meat. We had an abundance of rice and I added more to my dish as I was hungry.
I finished the dish very satisfied and full. A very enjoyable dish.

Howard can be relied upon for a word or ten:

Lamb Curry, of the correct type, i.e. authentic, is my default. But there’s sometimes an issue where the lamb and sauce are only introduced at serving point. Today was different as the first big moment was that the lamb tasted of lamb. Very impressive. I struggled with trying to identify the flavours in the sauce but on consulting a well known expert he pointed me in the direction of yoghurt and citrus. A major step up from Korma as some people know it. Spice levels were not super hot and the nan and sauce worked well together. In addition, there was a shed load of rice. As I had been walking, and with nothing to eat beforehand, I managed a decent portion. I will go back.

How has he missed this treat previously? Josh:

I didn’t have on the bone, but the lamb was quite delicate and juicy, easily falling apart.
Another not overly powering spicy sauce, leaving just the right amount of warmth to the tongue.
Rice wasn’t overly amazing, seemingly dry, and certainly requiring the korma sauce to give it some life.

Josh later explained that he doesn’t eat a lot of Rice, Bread is his preference. Maybe he needs to explore Vegetable Biryani as an accompaniment? Chicken Biryani makes its inaugural appearance in Curry-Heute courtesy of Adam.

Chicken Biryani

The portion size was overwhelming. There was enough here for a family to share.

Chicken Pilau – is how the Hector knows this Dish, and had oft when visiting Sheerin Palace (Glasgow) as an accompaniment to Curry. When I first encountered Biryani, in my youth, and thanks to Joe for coming up with – Hotspot – that very same Glasgow venue from the 1970s, it always came with a Shorva/Masala. A bowl of Raita had been brought to the table, we concluded this was Adam’s accompaniment. Without this, the Biryani could have been mega-dull.

I shall bow to Adam, whom I assume has this regularly:

Curry was enjoyable, but the chicken was a tad dry, plenty of rice. The creamy side sauce was a welcome addition.

Marg insisted that Adam try some of the Masala from the Desi Korma. This impressed instantly, relief perhaps from his Sisyphus-like challenge.

Adam would take a fair-sized piece of Naan away with him. I think he had seen enough Rice to satisfy his desire.

We were well underway when Steve’s Karahi Gosht and accompaniments were brought to the table. More Rice, I suggested that he graciously decline it. Marg had other ideas. His would be hot. True, but our level of wastage was there for all to see. Steve accepted the Rice, a man who can manage Rice and Bread with a Curry.

Lamm Karahi

This Karahi Gosht had way more Masala than seen here previously. The quantity of Meat appeared to be significantly more than presented above. Served on a flat karahi, it looked to be – the business. With Coriander, Ginger Strips and the big wedge of Lemon, plenty to complement the Masala. Steve:

Good size portion with large chunks of tender lamb, some on the bone. Nice (?) level of heat and good combination of spices. Highly recommended.

As we waited for Steve to finish his Karahi, Rice and Bread, I considered the unresolved matter of – The Leftover Rice. To prove a point, I combined the three pots. QED.

The Bill

31.80 (£26.79)    For Marg and Hector only.

The Aftermath

An hour later, walking through Kreuzberg, I marvelled at the aftertaste, the Citrus.

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Glasgow – The Village – Ramadan – Iftär – Buffet

Many moons have passed since Hector and Marg last attended the – Ramadan Buffet – at The Village (119 West St., Tradeston, Glasgow G5 8BA). This evening we were joined by Lord Clive and Lady Maggie of Crawley, who are in Bonnie Scotland to celebrate the Big Birthday of one of our company.

Last time here for this event, sunset in Glasgow was around the solstice, making – Iftär – unbearably late. In 2025, Ramadan has started almost month before the equinox, sunset is just on 18.00. A table was booked for this time.

Adam was at the greeting point, clipboard in hand, we were allocated a corner window table from where all could be surveyed.

You can take as many photos as you like, of the food – he advised.

Indeed, it was difficult to capture photos otherwise, the now divided dining room was stowed.

Tradition requires the wait for official kick-off, what I took to be an appropriate prayer broadcast over the sound system. Some were out the traps immediately, the Starters arranged along the window towards the Nelson Street exit. The flexible seating had created a barrier between the dining area and the main counter, here were the Meat Starters then the tureens with Main Courses. The Village Ramadan Buffet remains the only place known to Hector with the opperchancity to savour Desi Curry.

Until the drinks are ordered, one does not feel as if one is really present. A waitress brought glasses of the welcome drink – Rooh äfzähthe soul refresher – made from herbs, fruits, flowers and vegetables. The aroma planted the sense of the Souk on the palate. Rosewater – is how the waitress translated this sweet and syrupy drink – god bless you Mr. Rosewater.

A drink made for Marg, surely. Neither she or Maggie took to it. The Hector would leave his for later, Dessert.

With Maggie incapacitated, Marg had to fetch her food whilst the Hector was Clive’s visual assistant. Who suggested Buffet?

Dates, enjoy them whilst one can. On our last trip to Maroc, we became used to indulging every day at breakfast. Leaving Agadir Airport at the end of 2023, I tried buying some at the Duty Free. How much? You can keep them.

The Sauces, and other distractions including tinned Fruit Salad, were the first items in the Buffet.

Ignore? – well Marg succumbed to the Fruit Salad. Shami Kebab, not my favourite, but Clive desired one, rare in Crawley.

Chapli Kebab, however, a must. These had a definite – kick. In effect, Spicy Chicken Burgers, yet when one orders a Chicken Burger outwith the World of Curry, it’s filet one is served, not ground meat.

Hector’s Starters

Vegetable Pakora, double fried given the well-fired appearance, and typically enjoyed here when having the Lunchtime Menu. Sound, with an Earthy Flavour, two pieces were enjoyed.

The flat Pakora I took to be Potato, though Aubergine was a possibility, one piece taken just in case. This indeed turned out to be a Spicy Fritter.

Pizza and Chips, popular among the Asian community. I am constantly amused when I see families out for Pizza. What was a big Pizza on my first trawl had mostly gone by the time I tried to secure a meaningful photo.

Away from the window side, the real stuff. Loads of Chicken in various guises, Tikka, Tandoori, Fish Pakora too. Marg had the Fish and was surprised at the lack of Spice. Normally the Hector would have dived in here, but the best part of the Buffet Starters was at the back of the Meat array: Lamb Chops!

This is when one recalls the year we came here twice: one night for the Starters one for the Curry. Every item on the plate would mean less Curry thereafter. To let the Hector loose on Lamb Chops, Marg too, and Clive wasn’t missing out either, risky business. We took – our fair share.

The Lamb Chops were smothered in a thick Spice coating. Unusually, they were moist as a result of sitting in a Gravy/Masala, again established when I went back to capture the images.

Do compare the differing preferences of Hector and Marg.

Marg’s Starters

The ladies had the Chana Salad, this was found to be particularly – hot. A bit of wastage here.

Maggie’s Starters

Clive’s Starters

There was a suitable gap between Starters and Mains, however, in any practical set-up, an hour should have been taken. The Curry strategy for Hector was clear, the final four tureens housed the Desi Curry.

It might be too Spicy – was Marg’s fear. I assured all that in Buffet, they cannot serve blisteringly Spicy food. And what lady is going to resist – Butter Chicken?

Rice, white or yellow Basmati, and Naan were at the start of the Mains. Again, filling one’s plate with these? Get real. The Hector was having Curry, no Sundries.

Haleem and Paya were both present.

Traditional Desi Fayre, both tried on previous visits, and hence the Hector can say – not for me.

Chicken: Tikka Masala, Butter and Achari, would have satisfied those who desire that sort of thing.

The presence of Noodles puzzled.

Ah, the Vegetable option, as was Chana Daal.

However, one Vegetable Curry was not to be missed, the Aloo Gobi was Hector’s first choice.

Lamb Bhuna, it was assumed would be classic Village Curry. Kofta Anda, on a help yourself basis, danger, Hector. Finally, Lamb Karahi. Four serious choices filled Hector’s plate.

Hector’s Plate

Aloo Gobi, the Seasoning in the Cauliflower impressed, whilst the Spice was in the Potato. Now for the Meat.

The Meat in the Lamb Bhuna was ultra-soft, the Masala was standard, blended. If Bhuna is considered a Dry Curry, then it was up to the customer to decide how much Masala was taken. A sense of Clove was present but not the Village Curry Flavour which has had me coming here for decades. If this was – Curry for the masses, then the Karahi bore little resemblance to this most revered Dish. Again, the photo in the tureen shows separated Oil, one needs some to experience the full Flavour. However, if one considers the flat karahi on which this gloriously Dry Curry can be served, to see this quantity of Masala made one question the efficacy of this interpretation, way too Soupy. Lamb on-the-bone, again on a help yourself basis, amazing value. One is expected to pay twice tonight’s Buffet fee for the kilo in this era, again, but a Soupçon was taken.

The pleasure, the joy of the variety, but as with – sharing – a bit of this, a bit of that.  In effect Thali, not how the Hector eats. The Interesting Vegetable is always welcome, better than just Meat & Masala, and hey-ho, no Rice or Bread taken today. No Starters would have maximised the Curry intake, the – two visit – strategy is therefore recommended.

There’s more…

If I have enough room for Dessert, I’ll have more Curry instead – has long been the philosophy. There was little point going into – the other room – to investigate the sugary masses and not partake. The Gulab Jamun was delightfully warm. Just the one, no need to overindulge.

On my return, Adam asked if I had any complaints. On replying – Yes – he balked for a moment.

I only have one stomach.

Meanwhile, Marg had spotted Chai. I could smell the aroma of Cinnamon when she brought some back for herself and Maggie. For once, no milk had been added. Almost tempting, but it was time for the Hector to tackle the Rosewater.

Adam came to the table, he seemed pleased that the Chai had been sampled.

Qahwa – is the name given to this Tea which the Hector could actually drink. Next time.

As is the custom, my fellow diners were asked to contribute. Starters aside, it is interesting to note that Marg has come a long way from the early days:

There was a great array of options when we went up to choose our starters. I had decided not to overeat and chose one piece of Veg Pakora, Fish Pakora, Chinese Pancake Roll, Salad, Fruit Salad and Daal. There was a good spice to the Pakora and especially the Daal. The Fish was freshly made and the sweetness from the Fruit Salad calmed the spice in my mouth.

For my main course I thoroughly enjoyed the juicy Lamb Chop, the different sauces & meat from the Butter Chicken, Lamb Karahi and the vegetables in the Aloo Gobi. A variety of flavours on one plate.

My dessert consisted of the sweet rice, carrots (Halwa) and some nutty pastries. The tea was a perfect finish with strong cinnamon to help the digestion. I had forgotten the highlights of having a Buffet with so much variety and choice.

Maggie, who shall no doubt be more careful next time she sets foot on a treadmill, identified an issue which has lone been observed at The Village:

Starter, the salad, chicken and fish were enjoyable. The Chickpea was spicy hot. The salad had a **** dressing, the chicken fell off the bone.

The main course, all of the dishes were not heat hot, warm enough to eat. The method of retaining the heat was not good. The Lamb Chops were wonderful, just the right amount of spice. I could have eaten them ad infinitum. The Rice was separated, not stodgy. The Butter Chicken and Achari Chicken, you could identify it was a Curry, not spicy. The Rosewater was too sweet for me. The Chai was amazing.

Clive had been quite conservative in his selection:

Vegetable Samosa was excellent I liked the spiciness. Pakoras were also enjoyable. The Lamb Chops were good but could have done with a bit more oomph. The Lamb Bhuna had good sized pieces of tender lamb. The Butter Chicken, something I would not normally have, was enjoyable.

Clive drank his Rosewater – more interesting than water – was his observation.

The Bill

£91.75

The Aftermath

Would there be a second sitting? Evidently not.  A la carte was in operation as we took our leave. 

A Friday night, four stuffed peeps went home.

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Glasgow – New Cafe Reeshah – Chust Sublime!

The Monday Curry Ritual appears to have advanced, becoming at least an hour before Hector’s dietary idyll. In other words, once more it was 13.30 when I arrived at today’s destination – New Cafe Reeshah (455 Shields Road, Pollokshields, Glasgow G41 1NP). Perhaps the reliability of both ScotRail and the S.P.T. Subway should be praised for once?

If I’m not at my next port of call by 15.00, the weekly dose of abuse from the East End is missed. Another Monday Ritual, though only one Glasgow team is playing in Europe this week, and next. So it goes.

Arshad was in his customary spot behind the counter. As he welcomed me back, I glanced at the Fayre on display, a lot of Spinach today. Ah, but there it was, the Curry that keeps bringing me back, although last time I was persuaded to try their Nihari. Today, therefore, would be my first Lamb Lahori Karahi (£11.00/£13.00) of the year. A Tandoori Naan (£1.50) would accompany.

Arshad spooned some of the glorious Karahi Gosht, on-the-bone, of course, to a plate. Is that enough? – he asked, the portion must have been approaching the half kilo. At 15.00 this would be no problem at all. This early, a challenge already.

I helped myself to some water from the counter and took my usual seat. With only two tables, peeps dining in is quite a rarity at Cafe Reeshah. With spring in the air, no heater was required today. The nights are fair drawing – out, winter has dissipated, until snow comes in April.

Would you like some fresh coriander on top? – asked Arshad from behind the counter.

In December, they had to fetch Coriander from a local grocer, when my fellow diners raised the matter. Before I could say – Rumpelstiltskin – my Order was ready and brought to the table. Proper plates, proper cutlery, they do get this right.

The round Tandoori Naan was a vision, risen, burnt blisters forming, and of course, served whole. No Wholemeal Flour here and with its Buttery sheen, this was the real deal. With so much Curry coming my way, overindulgence here was not on. I would manage around half of the Naan. It’s about time I addressed this.

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Lamb Lahori Karahi

Three Sucky Bones stood proudly on the plate. How often is the Hector blessed with three? A mass of Meat, boneless pieces too, this immediately became the priority. Do not insult my host by not finishing the Meat. Sucky Bones, leg of Lamb, quality Meat.

The Masala would have some critics running for the hills. Yes, there was quite a collection of Oil in the foreground, separated as the Karahi was reheated. Study the original photos, this is what happens. Knowing how much Flavour is in the Oil, this was reintegrated, absorbed even, as soon as I had made space on the plate to stir it back in. Now we’re talking. A magnificent Masala, Tomato skins highly visible, and all those recipes which appear on a certain social medium insisting the skins should be removed.

The Pepperiness is the standout Flavour in the Reeshah Karahi. No encounters with whole Cloves or Cardamom here, yet in terms of Desi Curry, this was right up there with the very best.

The back of the throat registered the Spice. Cooked in Ginger Strips released their distinctive Flavour. I made no note/comment on the Seasoning, it must have been well pitched. Chef Amjad had worked his magic. Another chap emerged from the kitchen and checked on my progress. They must take pleasure in seeing a customer actually sitting in front of them, enjoying the Fayre and knowing that it is going to be favourably written up also.

The Lamb was beautiful, Flavour oozing. Having sat in the Masala since its preparation, plenty of time to absorb the Spice. Careful management: Bread and Masala, Meat and Minimal Masala, maximise the yield of pleasure, but still recognise that this is but Meat & Masala. A Side of Vegetables would take the experience to another level, for that a fellow diner would be required. Else, half portions?

The Bill

£12.00

I don’t like to charge you – declared Arshad as he entered an almost random number into the card machine.

You must, else I cannot return, nor write freely.

The Aftermath

Arshad expressed his pleasure in reading my previous posts for New Cafe Reeshah. On seeing what was left on the table, I turned the plate of discarded bones round, he got it right away, well amused.

As for the half Naan remaining, I told him of my observations of families dining out together and ordering one Curry and six Naan. As I have written before: Curry with Bread is my preference, not Bread with Curry.

A pity I can’t order a half Naan.

Arshad assured me this can be done.

Number one in Glasgow? – asked Arshad. As to whether he was promoting himself or asking a genuine question, I was unsure.

Yadgar have a greater range on offer, and larger premises. It will take a lot to shift them from Glasgow’s #1 in these pages. Having said that, the Lahori Karahi as served at New Cafe Reeshah is – chust sublime.

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Glasgow – Chimes of India – Something Special

Alighting at Partick, the intention was to cross the river by Subway for a Southside Curry. Alas, many others had the same idea. Unusually, The Famous had a home match at 15.00, on a Saturday, another – sad story – as it unfolded. Plan B was therefore jumping on a bus towards Kelvingrove and Chimes of India (914-916 Sauchiehall Street, Finnieston, Glasgow G3 7 TF).

13.30 was early for Hector. Vini, Mein Host, not seen since December, was standing mid-room in the otherwise empty restaurant. Unlike the – ambush – in the Oval Office yesterday, the welcome was a warm one, and the Hector was not wearing a suit.

I took my usual spot at the small window table in the corner. Vini brought all three menus, Drinks menu included. He talked me through the advantages of having the Lunchtime menu, smaller portions, but more variety. Hector was here for the customary: Desi Lamb on-the-bone (£12.95) and Mushrooms Rice (£3.90), from the main menu.

A giraffe (sic) of water was brought by the young waitress also on duty. Vini followed on with a Poppadom plus Mango Chutney and Spiced Onions, complimentary, of course.

Start off here, see how it goes – he announced as he placed the amuse bouche on the table.

The Chutney actually had pieces of Mango in it, normally it’s just the sauce which venues present. In my formative days of Curry eating, a mere six decades ago, Mother would present Mango Chutney. I would never touch the actual fruit content, couldn’t stand the hairy texture. Whatever caused that? Mango is probably my favourite fresh fruit. In Lagos, Nigeria, back in 1994, I established the true cost of fresh Mango. Boy are we being ripped off in the UK.

Matters Curry and Curry House were discussed. This is now the third year of Chimes of India. Business is still not what it could be, particularly mid-week. As of next month, Vini plans to open all day, seven days a week. When the construction across the street is completed, this area should recapture its West End charm. I assured Vini that I shall keep coming back here because Chimes of India has – something special – setting it aside from the Mainstream Curry Houses which are aplenty. Surely by now, everyone knows Lamb is in a different league when served – on-the-bone?

The Curry arrived first, served in a new style of dish. The waitress then brought the Mushroom Rice. How high was this piled?

One couldn’t have got more in the bowl. Fresh Mushrooms, lots of them, I would subsequently tell Vini of the horror of being served tinned Mushrooms recently at The Kashmir Restaurant, Bradford. He shook his head. A horrible moment shared.

There was a hint of Clove from the Rice, tasty. As ever, the Mushrooms were top quality.

You always source excellent Mushrooms – I advised Vini, just in case he didn’t know.

Desi Lamb on-the-bone

The Sucky Bone stood out from the other two in the serving. As always, the Masala oozed quality. The Oily sheen, the viscosity of the blended Masala, always impresses. The Meat count was into double figures, a lot of eating here with the abundant Rice still well short of the absurd Euro portions.

Given the different presentation, I probably retained more Masala for later than is my norm. This resulted in an unfortunate beginning where I registered the Seasoning as being well below the Chimes norm. Despite this, I did note that the Meat was giving off more than its own Flavour, the Spice was coming through.

The Spice Level was as the diner required. The added Green Chillies, cut lengthways, could be taken in as and when. A simple, but effective system.

When the remaining Rice was smothered with the retained Masala, the full Flavour of this Desi Curry was revealed. A Green Cardamom was set aside. Whole Spice, why are so many venues afraid to keep these in?

The Meat, Masala, the Spicy Rice and the Mushrooms, for me, the perfect combination. Something Special.

The Bill

£16.85

The Aftermath

The one Curry that I have not tried at Chimes of India is their Lamb Karahi (£12.95). Its description I find off-putting. Vini insists that in India, Capsicum is commonplace in Karahi. I showed him the rotating photos of my preferred Punjabi Karahi on the Curry-Heute – About – page. I rest my case. He offered to cook it without, however with the Big Onions also, not my kind of Karahi.  I would then miss out on the Dish which keeps me coming back here.

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Glasgow – The Village “Curry House” – The Taste of Home

Marg was free for lunch today, thus there would be Curry-Heute before meeting up with The Monday Club. The Village (119 West St., Tradeston, Glasgow G5 8BA) remains the most easily accessible Desi Curry House to the city centre, a short hop across the River Clyde.

14.00, a decent time for brunch, and today, the Hector’s appetite had recovered after the recent dash to Berlin. The new, discrete, dining room was pointed out to Marg as we entered from West Street.

Marg spotted what may be alterations, or ongoing work, to the ceiling décor as we took our seats. Perhaps the Hector has never looked up? We both remarked on the level of warmth in the room, cozy.

Four diners initially, we would be the lone diners by the time we departed. The young waitress was particularly chatty today, Marg’s presence, or the simple fact that visits to The Village have once again become regular.

The main menu was requested. The Lahore Lunch menu (£8.95) may suit some, we were here for the full Bhuna and would choose from the – Lamb – section of the full menu.

Today Kofta (£12.95), there are four variants on the menu: Curry, Kirahi, Anda, Palak. Spinach was calling, but I wasn’t missing out on my hard-boiled Egg. No problem – was the response when asking for Kofta Anda Palak.

Spicy – was agreed.

Marg surprised me by not ordering Keema (£12.50). Instead, Daal Gosht (£13.95), a Curry which has not previously appeared in these pages.

Medium – for Marg.

We would share a Nan Bread (£3.25). I asked for this to be served – Whole. Again – no problem.  A jug of tap water was duly provided.

Our waitress must have been fitted with new Duracells today. On wiping down a previously occupied window table, she asked if we would like to move there. Window dressing? The bright sunshine would have meant one of us being blinded by the light. We stayed put at our smaller table.

At the point of serving she was back to ask if we wished Butter on our Naan. Yes please. Hot plates were brought by the waiter, then tea-light stands. Mr. Baig, Mein Host, acknowledged us as he passed by. The Shahi treatment.

Served – Whole – as requested, the round Naan had been cooked on a Tawa. Risen, more so around the periphery, blisters were partly formed. A decent Naan, though Tandoori can be better. Bread with Curry, not Curry with Bread, between us, we would manage all but a scrap.

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Kofta Anda Palak

Five medium-sized Meatballs and one hard-boiled Egg sat in the Thickest of Herb-rich Masalas. Tomato Seeds were visible, so this was a Masala with Herbs, not just a Herb Mash. This is the Hector’s preference.

Normally, we would both eat directly from the karahi, however, having been provided with the heater and hot plates, that felt churlish. Decanting was called for.

The Spice felt – moderate – but would build to a decent, not demanding level. I was recently Spice-challenged at The Village. The Seasoning was tempered by the Herb Mash, the latter giving its distinctive Flavour. One would assume there was more than just Spinach here. For Lamb, the Kofta were comparatively light in colour, tightly bound, a degree of firmness. These too felt Herb-rich, giving a Dry, Earthy Flavour, and a – wee kick.

On returning to the karahi for the top-up, the Oil had separated from the remaining Masala, all very healthy. I ate what I felt was a satisfying balance between Bread, Kofta and Masala. This is what I was in the mood for, mission accomplished.

Daal Gosht

I’m surprised that Lord Clive of Crawley has never been here to have this Curry, but then he tends towards the Chicken version anyway. This was a visibly different Curry, quite a departure from anything else seen here previously. Dry Curry is typically that which is sought, this featured Minimal Masala in the extreme. The Meat was hard to spot in the melange, the large pieces of Lentil dominating. No Soupçon for Hector, the contrast with this and the Palak could have distorted the palate. It is therefore all down to Marg:

It was a lovely change to have large lentils mixed with coriander and green chillies in a creamy, yet spicy, sauce. The pieces of lamb were tender and I was able to make them smaller for the purpose of eating easier with the nan bread, but did not eat as much of it as the lentils were quite filling. I thoroughly enjoyed the meal.

It felt strange having The Village to oneself. Ramadan starts on Friday, things may well be different, in the evenings anyway. The famous Village Ramadan Buffet is scheduled, more on this when I find out. With the sun setting around 18.00 in the West of Scotland, not as arduous as in recent years.  Six years have passed since my last Village Ramadan Buffet.

The Bill

£30.70      £13.50 for the Kofta Anda Palak

The Aftermath

Walking back to the Subway, and avoiding some serious puddles, we passed the premises now home to Bayt Alsham (forgive the tautology) as I did for many years, to my sorrow, when it was Karahi Palace. No Curry.

Hours later, the obligatory Cumin Seed dislodged itself from that dental gap in which it regularly finds refuge. A blast of Liquorice, the taste of home.

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Berlin – Yummy Kitchen – South Indian Cuisine

Having oft cited my favourite Curry House in Berlin, and having visited it yesterday, time to try a new place. Years back, I came to realise that the Mainstream Berlin Curry Houses were becoming regarded as – tiresome, same menu, same styles, same flavours, regardless of claims otherwise. However, more South Indian restaurants have appeared in Berlin in recent times, more potent Flavours, way beyond the ubiquitous – Kerala – which appears on too many menus, and doesn’t deliver. And so it was with an air of optimism that the Hector planned to reach the south west of Kreuzberg and Yummy Kitchen (Zossener Straße 13, 10961 Berlin, Deutschland).

After yesterday, I thought the most difficult thing today might be getting out of bed, Google and BVG were about to make things even tougher. The BVG strike is over, the U Bahn is running, alas, thanks to the start of the national elections, and corresponding protests across the streets of Berlin, no trams. Google didn’t know this, nor could they spot that the U7 takes one to Gneisenau Straße, metres from Yummy Kitchen. The legs were asking – wtf – as the Hector made the needless walk from Hallesches Tor.

Arriving at 15.00, Hector’s preferred eating time, it still felt a bit early for brunch. The sign – Chettinad – had me confused, but it was soon established that Yummy Kithcen is part of the – Asia Might – chain across Berlin. They have a – Chettinad – out at Spandau, so perhaps – Yummy Kitchen – differentiates.

A mother and wean entered in front of me, here we go again. They seemed to join Daddy, and an elder wean already in situ. I was shown to the raised area where another solo diner, and what would prove to be two staff on a break, were also sat. With so many upturned chairs on the tables beside me, and the steps, surely the Hector was safe from roaming toddlers?

The menu was brought, I could have spent thirty minutes studying this. A chap took my drinks order, I let him know that it would be some time before I would chose my meal.

6.90 for a 700ml bottle of Sparkling Water was not funny. The soft drinks were over-priced. Bier and wine were clearly better value.

All the names were recognisable in Indian-English, the descriptions in Deutsch, not a problem, I can spot the dreaded – Paprika – on any menu. South Indian Cuisine may have been well publicised, the menu had the Mainstream array of Northern Dishes too. If I want Punjabi, I’ll go to Punjabi Zaiqa.

Most of the Dishes on the menu were not Curry per se but Indian food. The South Indian Lamb options were therefore comparatively few. No Fisch Chettinad, I could have asked, Chettinad Mutton Curry (€13.90) it would be. Leicht scharf – was the claim beside four out of five Mutton Dishes,  Mutton Pepper Masala (€13.90) being the exception, another time.

Despite main courses being served with inclusive Basmati thus making the food prices seem very reasonable, the Hector was not missing out on the opperchancity to have a (Malabar) Parota (€3.50).

The Order relayed, I soon found myself alone upstairs. Immediately beneath me sat – the family. Hector makes no apologies, tolerance of weans has tended towards zero since retirement. Today’s was a different form of suffering.

Mummy, Mummy, Mummy! – exclaimed wean the elder. She flipped skilfully between English and whatever Dravidian language, to her, was indigenous. This wee girl held court, the parents never got a word in. Opinions aplenty: The Gold Standard, the intensity of the microcosm, Comet Kohoutek, who knows? On and on – Miss Precocious 2025 – went, until the food arrived. No doubt she gave a critique. Does she have her own Blog. The future President of Tamil Nadu? I shall be heard!

I should have cancelled the Rice. There was going to be wastage. Maybe I could chuck it over the balcony? As ever, the Euro-portion, more Rice than a Hector could ever eat. That’s not all. The wonderful Parota, a pair! The best value Malabar Parotta ever encountered, and here I was, appetite at a minimum, facing Rice and Bread.

The Parotta was everything this stretchy Bread should be. Well-fired compared to the norm, not virginal white to which I am accustomed. Still, the Buttery Layers were present, a joy.

The more Bread I would eat, the less Rice. I suddenly cared even less about the Rice.

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Chettinad Mutton Curry

The Coconut Milk accounted for the Creamy colour. This should not be a Creamy Curry, else the Hector would be giving it a wide berth. Traditionally, it does come – Soupy – unless one is in München and visits – Dessi Tadka.

Small-cut Meat approaching the Bradford style, and plenty of it. The Meat would have to be finished.

Dipping the Parotta into the Soupy Masala brought the anticipated pleasure. Curry Leaves and traces of Red Chilli were strewn through the Masala, key sources of Flavour. Authentic South Indian Cuisine has a way more intense Flavour than the Mainstream. The Smokiness was there, this enhances the Seasoning; if you like this style of Curry then this was a fine example of the genre. The Spice Level took me by surprise, in no way extreme, but so much for – Leicht. Don’t ask for – Sehr!

The Meat turned out to be the only disappointment. Too chewy, and not helped by my lack of appetite. The Mutton was adding nothing to this Curry, there was no sense of the Meat and Masala being related, strangers until the point of serving. Fish could well have been better. Next time.

The Famous had already kicked off by the time I threw in the towel. I had to get back to Prenzlauer Allee and get the trusty Oppo into gear. I could have, should have, eaten more. The spare Parotta was leaving with me, a midnight snack?

The Bill

24.30 (£20.08) Great value despite the silly price for water.

The Aftermath

The waitress, nay hostess, who had brought my food, dealt with the card payment. The Calling Card was accepted with grace. That this was the twenty second Berlin Curry House to be reviewed in Curry-Heute was mentioned. I was wished well.

I feel I shall return here, with an appetite. Fisch Chettinad is surely possible? Sukka/Chukka, also not on the menu, unless that is the Mutton Pepper Masala?

It was thirty metres to the U Bahn station. Relief, but not for long, a catastrophic afternoon at Ibrox unfolded.

2025 Menu

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Berlin – Punjabi Zaiqa – It’s a long way for a Desi Korma

The news that Bräugier in Berlin would cease trading at the end of this month only reached Hector last weekend. Having established that tonight, a Friday, would be – the last locals’ night – flights and accommodation were booked. Short notice, not the Hector way, but such has been Bräugier’s impact on Berlin’s Bier scene, this party was not to be missed.

A two day trip only, there would be Curry first, at Punjabi Zaiqa (Tromsöer Strasse 6, 13359 Berlin Deutschland), of course.  Nowhere else comes close. BVG, the Berlin transport association are on strike, no trams or U Bahn, this made getting to Osloer Strasse a challenge. The S Bahn, part of DB was unaffected, however, services to the suburbs are not duplicated. Schönholz S Bahnhof proved to be the closest I could get, just the half hour walk down Provinstraße. It took forty minutes, attempted shortcuts took me to dead ends. Had I tried this yesterday, there would still have been icy pavements, but today’s rapid rise in temperature had removed the danger. It was a sweaty blob that arrived at Punjabi Zaiqa at 19.10.

There was a sense that Chef may have recognised me, it was a new young chap who took the Order.

Lamm Desi Korma (€12.90) mit Knochen, scharf, kleines Reis, ohne Brot.

(Lamb Desi Korma, with Bones, Spicy, small Rice, no Bread.)

I helped myself to a large bottle of Fanta (€3.50) and took a table mid room.

One other diner sat nearby, a couple too at a booth table at the rear.

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The orientation of the tables has changed, now everyone at this end of the room can see the TV.

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The video plays on a loop, the mountains of Pakistan, glacial scenery, glacial meltwater. Calm, Hector, you are retired.

The wait was appropriate, Chef brought the food. The – Desi Korma – aroma wafted as he arranged the Curry and Rice on the table. Small Rice?

It’s Europe, Hector, it’s not Rice as we know it.

Possibly inclusive, a nominal €2.90 appears on the menu, maybe for those who need more. More?

I took more than I would normally manage from the handi.

It was nine hours since Marg served me Porridge before driving me through to Edinburgh Airport.

Lamm Korma

Look at that Masala, this is Curry!

The abundant Masala is a feature of this Dish. Thicker than a Shorva, but definitely a – Soupy Curry – it’s this Special Masala which makes the meal. With Karahi, Bread, I feel this Curry demands Rice. I counted ten pieces of Meat of varying size as I arranged the Lamb on the Rice. I spooned but a fraction of the Masala, standards must be maintained. The remainder would be required later, as and when the Meat had been dealt with.

The wedge of Lemon should only add to the sense of Citrus which is the primary Flavour one seeks. The Yoghurt does its work here too, creamy flecks highly visible in the Masala. Kosher, this Curry is not.

Surprisingly, it was a blast of Coriander that hit the palate first. This wonderful Herb was strewn through the Masala. Big Spice, good Seasoning, the pleasure receptors were in a happy place, a definite – Wow!

Huge Flavours, Whole Cloves were unearthed. Another definite sign of – Desi – was the Meat which was saturated. Meat giving of both Spice and Flavour, the Desi criteria being progressively met.

Fingers were employed as required, have to get all the Meat off the bones. No Sucky Bones, the occasional splinters, danger. More Meat, more Masala, order another Curry? These thoughts flashed through the mind. There was still all this Rice on the plate, the remaining Masala was called upon. A few grains would be left after-all. Prolong the pleasure, I cannot be here all the time. It’s seventeen days until my next visit, unless I come back tomorrow.

The mouth was on fire by the end, that was a mighty, rare Korma.

The Bill

15.90 (£13.14)   Sterling has improved against the Euro.

The Aftermath

A casual wave in the direction of Chef. I have read that the original chaps I met on the first visits have gone. Some dispute that standards have been maintained, what do they know?

Google suggested Bus 125 would take me part of the way back to Schönholz. No buses were running today. The walk back, at Hector’s brisk pace, was completed in less than the claimed twenty nine minutes. A change of S Bahn at Bornholmer Straße saw me arrive at Prenzlauer Allee in matter of minutes.

Bier-Traveller will cover the rest of this day, eventually.

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Bradford – The Kashmir Restaurant – Upstairs Curry

Fish Karahi (£11.90) was almost had yesterday afternoon at The Kashmir Restaurant (27 Morley St, Bradford BD7 1AG England) on arrival in Bradford, somehow coffee & cake was the outcome. It’s a Marg thing.

This was postponed, last night’s eventual venue, Sheesh Mahal, a disappointment. Bradford, is there a problem?

With eyes glued to The Famous struggling to achieve victory at Tynecastle early this afternoon, a further postponement. Kashmir Curry would finally be had this evening, and in the upstairs venue! The last time the Hector had an upstairs Curry at Kashmir, A’ Level Geography was still being taught at a not too posh, Independent School in the West of Scotland. A series of INSET days in Yorkshire enabled Bradford Curry to be enjoyed en route. This was long before Curry-Heute was imagined.

Arriving at 19.50, Marg didn’t believe that we had to enter from Wilton Street. Three tables were occupied, one had a young chap, two mothers, two weans. I was at this movie not long ago, once again, had Marg not been present, I might have walked.

Evening staff, unknown to Hector, the rituals maintained. Three Poppadoms (£0.40), a Minimalist Salad, and Raita were brought to the table in a flash, tap water too. For these, sometimes a modest charge.

Being later in the day, Fish Karahi was abandoned. Instead, Meat Mushroom Masala (£10.80) would make its inaugural appearance in Curry-Heute. Marg stuck to her tried and tested: Keema Peas Masala (£9.50). As is the tradition in the long established Bradford Curry Houses, inclusive Chapattis (3) or Rice were the options.

At the point of ordering, I asked the waiter to reduce our entitlement of Chapattis to four. Let’s reduce wastage.

The on table distractions were devoured. Slightly Salty Poppadoms, different. That we would wait over thirty minutes for our Order was puzzling. At lunchtime, ten minutes is the norm. However, the serving staff had become distracted, embroiled with the carers of the weans.

Cash only – it clearly said on an improvised sign posted on the till. Between us, we managed to raise the funds. Not so, them. I could use various descriptions to describe the reprobrates who were trying to take their leave. No cash, not a working bank card between them. Somehow, card payments had become a possibility, normally they are, well downstairs. It’s a business account – one proferred, as if. The money will be there in thirty six hours – I heard. Meanwhile, of course, the weans were running amok.

The chaps with the helmets could well have been called, they might even have turned up, who knows? Addresses were left, possibly real ones. Tonight’s profit, gone. Order restored, our food was then presented.

Four Chapattis, the proper ones! Thin, flexible, proper Chapatti Flour, not Wholemeal. We left one and a scrap. Why didn’t I take it away?

Meat Mushroom Masala

The added Mushrooms made the overall appearance similar to the Fish Karahi.  Additionally, an almost identical, minimal Masala with the Oil separating, and a few pieces of cooked-in Tomato, featured.  Otherwise, this was a different kettle of fish. The Bradford-small Meat was well into double figures, the volume not really comparable to Scottish Curry outlets.

There was a sharp bite from the combined Meat and Masala, a well Seasoned combination. There was a reasonable level of Spice, enough to know this was Curry, just what did happen last night at Sheesh Mahal? Earthy Flavours, especially from the Meat, Umami even made it to the notes. The hoped for Bradford Curry Taste was there, just, maybe I should ask for Methi. I decided the Herb strewn through the Masala was Coriander. There were no Whole Spices.

Lots of chewing was required to finish the Meat. The Spice Level had actually kept building, all the way to the end of the meal. The portion size may have looked modest, it was in fact well judged, and two-ish Chapattis was the perfect accompaniment.

This Curry could have gone down as highly rated, however, there is a calamity to address. The Mushrooms were tinned. I know people who never eat Mushrooms because tinned are what they first encountered. As with Peaches and Pineapple, preserving in a tin does nothing to enhance the fresh fruit. Tinned Lychees, I would argue, benefit.

I have commented a few times in recent weeks about the quality of fresh Mushrooms served in Glasgow Curry Houses. These uniform, rubbery Mushrooms served at Kashmir were abhorrent.

Keema Peas Masala

This was the classic Keema Mutter. Served Dry, Masala at an absolute minimum, a plateful of Mince and abundant Peas. Spot the cooked-in Tomato making its appearance here also. Marg was a happy diner:

Enjoyed the free Poppadoms with Raita and some vegetables. It took some time for the main dish to arrive. A reasonable quantity of Keema with four Chapttis to share.

The taste was rich and had minimal oil on the plate. The peas were part of the dish and there were two pieces of tomato throughout. A hint of Coriander was tasted. An enjoyable meal.

The Bill

£20.70    So, 40p for all the Sundries.

The Aftermath

Daytime, downstairs, feels more like home. I wasn’t sure if I had seen Chef before. He was sat beside the waiters at the till.

Outside, walking along Wilton Street, two new venues, both reportedly open early and remaining so, were a welcome sight. Mirwan Restaurant has Curry but not an extensive array.

However, Des N Pardes looks like the real deal: Desi Nashta for those up early, and Karahi served on-the-bone.

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