Glasgow – Chimes of India – A Big Night Out

Having read  review #1 of the Desi Lamb (£11.95) as served at Chimes of India (914-916 Sauchiehall Street, Finnieston, Glasgow G3 7 TF), it was a given that Alan would be keen to try it. Tonight, Hector was here to discover more about the menu, Masala Fish Curry (£14.95) was on the radar. Masala Fish, hopefully I would learn more, and there was always the possibility that I might encounter the – Fish Curry – that my home city is reluctant to serve.

A table for four at 19.30 was booked when I was here last Saturday, again checking out the Desi Lamb. Alan, Tracy, Marg and Hector assembled in good time at a local Finnieston hostelry and arrived punctually at Chimes. It was still raining, I doubt if it has stopped since it began on Saturday.

There was a mini-throng in the doorway, people trying to get in, or coming out. A large group were taking their leave:

Have the Fish Pakora – was a clear instruction by one chap as he exited.

Vini, Mein Host, was about to allocate a window table for us, but instead gave us – more room – at a table in front of the bar. At last, the Hector would be in a position to capture the remaining angles of this modestly sized venue. Do book.

Salty CurryBulletproof NaanPlastic Rice Colourless Dal

I don’t know if these were promises or criticisms they have received in the past. Curry without Salt, no thanks. Karah!

Drinks, it’s a Saturday night. One pint of Cobra (£5.50) would suffice for the Hector. The fellow diners had multiples of Cola (£2.95), Italian Birra (£3.80) and cans of domestic Cider (£3.80). The Cider was the best value.

Being here – to dine – there would be Starters. Knowing the menu in advance, I had already considered sharing the Mixed Pakora (£10.20), three pieces each of Vegetable, Chicken, Fish and Haggis Pakora. That should reveal a lot.

Alan had mooted the Amratsi Fish Pakora (£6.70) but bowed to his lady who had spotted Spicy Chilli Momos (£6.90). What is a – Momo?

The charming waitress supplied the answer – Dumplings, a portion of four or five.

They could be served either steamed or fried. Hector put in his tuppence worth. Taking a decent accompanying sauce for granted, fried Pierogi are more palatable than steamed. Fried it was, the – Vegetable – option taken.

As Chapatti John ordered last Saturday, so Tracy chose Spicy Garlic Chicken (£10.95) for her main course. Marg and Alan were both sold on the Desi Lamb, Boneless for Marg, on-the-bone for Alan. I asked that the Masala Fish Curry have no Capsicum, Alan followed suit. The chaps both asked for an increased level of Spice.

Having only previously seen the Chapattis at Chimes of India, I persuaded Marg to share a Nan (£3.30) and the mandatory Mushroom Rice (£3.80). Our fellow diners chose a Chappati (£1.50) (sic) and a Plain Paratha (£3.50). Good coverage therefore of the Bread.

A pile of Poppadoms, Mango Chutney and Spiced Onions had already arrived. Complimentary as Curry-Heute suggests they always should be, we’ve had crispier ones. Hector restricted the intake to the usual Soupçon. Some were still nibbling as the Starters arrived.

Mixed Pakora

A thirteenth piece was on the plate. After the slivers of Tilapia served at Handi By Darbar earlier in the week, Hector took the long pieces to be the Fish Pakora. These were Chicken, and were the least impressive of the variety before us. As Marg remarked, also earlier in the week – Chicken is boring.

I promise not to – overuse – this quote, well, maybe I shall.

The Fish, Haddock as Vini later confirmed, was spot on, proper Fish Pakora. The lightly spiced batter was beautifully fresh as it was on the Haggis. Why then does Vegetable Pakora always have to be double cooked? This assembled company all miss the Akash (Helensburgh) which set the standard for – fresh – Pakora.

Haggis Pakora, a novelty, but Fish & Chip shops have in effect, been serving it for decades. We had the Fish Pakora!

Spicy Chilli Momos

Four, not – five or six – Dumplings sat in a Masala about which I can say no more. Nor can I identify the mystery fifth lump on the plate.

Not all my choices are the best – was an early admission by Tracy. However, they weren’t written off and both would have Momos again was suggested later.

The waitress and Vini were always on hand, keen to ascertain our enjoyment. As the table was cleared so the concluding sentiment was that if one doesn’t try new things, then one doesn’t learn.

They didn’t have the Fish Pakora!

More drinks were no doubt ordered in the short gap between Mains and Starters. We were given enough time to digest the Starters before the very hot dining plates were presented.

The Wholemeal Chapatti was served whole, why not the rest? A Naan and a Paratha served in bits, always a disappointment, but one lady disagreed. We each have our preferences. The, again Wholemeal, Paratha was nothing special. Thin, only a hint of layering, perhaps too greasy also. Having sourced the wonderful Malabar Parotta in Glasgow, maybe there’s no going back.

The Naan looked too thin initially.

It was light, did its job, but one wonders what one has to do to acquire a large, blistered, teardrop, risen Naan, served whole of course.

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The Mushroom Rice here is a treat. A must. Wonderfully fresh Mushrooms in a lightly Spiced Rice.

Masala Fish Curry

Loads of Fish protruded through the orange, blended Masala which was already separating. The two whole Finger Chillies meant there would be no lack of a – kick.

Before arranging the Fish and Masala on top of a suitable share of the Mushroom Rice, I had a little taste. Oh, quite a kick here already, sharp.

The Fish, again verified as Haddock, was into double figures, a meaningless term in this case. One may deduce a whole piece of Haddock was present, so no skimping. The white Fish was cooked to perfection, integrity maintained, then fell apart when a fork was applied. One is not looking for the Fish to absorb Flavour but give back its own – fishiness. This was not happening. That may have been my fault.

Having asked for – above medium – the initial Spice may have been at the expense of the intended Flavour. With the Fish removed from the original plate, the remaining Masala was stirred then decanted, much better.

With the Fish, Masala, Spiced Rice and Mushrooms in the melange, there was much more happening. As I approached the end game I concluded more Seasoning was still required, but the palate was definitely saturated. The Hector was in a happy place, every morsel was devoured.

Salty Curry? – rarely a problem, this could have done with more.

Chilli Garlic Chicken

This Curry was reviewed last Saturday. Again, the Chicken stood out in the Masala which had a decent viscosity and was far from being – Soupy.

Tracy enjoyed her Curry and rather than force it all down, some would go home as a – doggy bag.

Desi Lamb on-the-bone

The first time I had this it blew me away, the second, I knew what was coming. I had advised Alan that this was very much a – Curry – in the traditional sense, remote from what we have when dining south of the river.

Enjoyed and ticked – was forthcoming, followed by – Curry no bad.

Desi Lamb – boneless

It was difficult to tell the two apart without decanting or digging in. Marg had the rest of the Mushroom Rice but would have most of the Naan.

Once more, whole Finger Chillies featured, and the Masala was separating. The lovely dark brown was a reflection of the pedigree. This looks like Curry.

Marg had a splodge of Masala on top of her boneless Lamb. Neither participant made a special reference to the quality of the Lamb served at Chimes of India, this is a standout. Marg had a few more words to offer:

The dish was large with plenty pieces of tender lamb. The sauce was rich and earthy with a good level of spice for me. The Mushroom Rice worked very well with the thin Naan to give a different texture to the dish. Very enjoyable.

Was it OK? – asked Vini.

We don’t do OK – is the customary Hector answer to this question. The World is full of – OK Curry Houses – return visits are a sign of something special. Chimes of India has something more to offer than the Mainstream.

It was too late for Hector, my fellow diners ordered Coffee: Latte (£3.00) for Marg, Espresso (£2.70) pour les autres. We’re not finished.

The ever so charming waitress, Vini’s daughter Marg established, arrived with a tray of a certain Irish Liqueur. Marg’s favourite, much appreciated.

The Bill

£125.40 £46.40 of this was for liquids, a fair price per head for the food.

The Aftermath

Thanks and farewells. I advised Vini that there will be some time before my next visit. All will become clear soon. Two more visits and Chimes of India will surely earn its place in Glasgow’s Top Rated.

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Glasgow – Handi By Darbar – By Arrangement

It’s the first week of Ramadan so Moiz, Mein Host at Handi By Darbar (51-53 Nelson Street, Tradeston, Glasgow, G5 8DZ) is opening at a later time this week, however he agreed to open today at 13.30 to feed our – company of five. The last time we five were assembled here was for the Karahi Palace #100. That turned out to be a lengthy visit, fortunately Moiz and his staff were well organised today.

Chef Moqeeb was sweeping downstairs as Hector took refuge from the incessant rain. Moiz was upstairs setting up after last night’s successful Iftari Buffet.

A new Drinks Menu has been printed, Hector’s Sparkling Water (£2.00) has gone up 50p! The rest of The Company would have tap water only. Not that we were skimping, Craig considered the excellent value Chicken Platter (£14.99) but declared that we were here to put money in the till. Starters all round.

Howard, Craig and Hector chose Fish Pakora (£7.95), a favourite of us all and never had at these premises. Yvonne opted for Lamb Seekh Kebab (£4.95) whilst Steve had a traditional Vegetable Pakora (£4.95).

With five diners, three new Dishes make an appearance today in Curry-Heute. For Hector – Achari Gosht Karahi (£15.00) with Brown Rice (£3.95), Craig – Chicken Jalfrezi Handi (£10.00) also with Brown Rice, Yvonne – Chicken Boneless Karahi (£10.00) accompanied by a Chapatti (£1.50). Howard was keen to try the Curry Hector has been recommending for weeks – Lamb Korma Handi (£12.00) with Brown Rice, whilst it was suggested that Steve try the Lamb Karahi (£12.00) with a Naan (£2.00) for comparison purposes. Hector can still taste the ghost of Karahi Palace in the Karahi Gosht, would Steve? Rice with Karahi, Hector? That was always a no-no when Handi by Darbar was Karahi Palace. The feeling was – Achari needs Rice.

Craig negotiated – mild – his customary Baby Curry. We told Moiz of Craig’s famous Curry without Spice at Royal Bengal (Praha) back in 2012.

The Starters arrived in good time. Each was served on a steel tray with Raita and a Chilli Sauce. All but the Vegetable Pakora commanded a modest Salad too.

Fish Pakora

Five bits of Tilapia, not great value, eight quid for not a lot of Fish. Initially I wondered if these were small Fish or strips of a larger one. The latter was the conclusion. Freshly cooked in a spiced batter, there was a good kick, especially when the Chilli Dip was employed. Less shrubbery, more Fish please.

Seekh Kebab

Two Seekh Kebab cut into four pieces. This did appear to be better value.

Lovely Kebab – was Yvonne’s remark later.

Vegetable Pakora

This appeared to be the best deal among the Starters. A dozen or so pieces of Pakora, the dark colour showed they had been well cooked, and probably twice.

Plenty of it. Not fresh, definitely reheated – was Steve’s comment.

There was a loud clatter emanating from the foot of the stairs – he’s dropped all the food! Fortunately for us all, not the case. There is a dumb waiter, but I haven’t seen this being used yet.

The Breads were well received, Yvonne is a fan of Wholemeal Flour, so the Chapatti suited her taste. The Naan was good – Steve would tell me later.

This was the first time I have sampled the Brown Rice at Handi By Darbar, it will not be the last. With Cloves and (Nigella?) Seeds mixed through, this Rice was particularly tasty. The volume was judged correctly, we each managed to clear our plates.

Achari Gosht Karahi

The – portion – has had me asking myself why I hadn’t invested in the half kilo. £23.00 may be the answer. Sharing a kilo (£35.00) is a much better option.

Topped with copious slices of Bullet Chillies, the Spice Level could be managed. The Meat count was into double figures, Lamb on-the-bone, of course, one Sucky. The Masala was sufficient, just enough to have with Rice. The viscosity meant it didn’t all disappear into the Rice.

The Meat was decidedly more chewy than experienced here previously. However, it’s possible that having experienced the outstanding quality of Lamb served at Chimes of India, the difference was noticeable.

This tastes of India – was a remark made out loud at the start. There was something about the blend of Spices which whisked the taste-buds to the east. Cloves and Star Anise were prominent, to what extent the Rice was contributing here was hard to judge, but contribute it did. This was an ideal partnership.

Around the halfway point I remembered I was eating Achari. It is suspected that the Pickle was merely waved over the karahi, much more was required. The level of tanginess was therefore – minimal. Whilst that may have disappointed, the overall Flavours from the Curry still impressed.

Chicken Jalfrezi Handi

Chicken, Jalfrezi, we know what’s coming…

What sort of abomination was this? Craig and Yvonne wind up the Hector oft: a jar of Curry Sauce, poured over Chicken with big pieces of Capsicum and sliced Onions – a favourite – home-cooked – meal. And so, Craig carefully arranged the Capsicum into a pile, the Chicken appeared to be incidental. He loved it, and told us so constantly as he ate. One assumes the Spice Level was a la Craig. Chicken Jalfrezi, it’s on the menu for such peeps.

Very enjoyable, tasty starter and main. Excellent, friendly service – his very words.

Chicken Boneless Karahi

The saga continues. This was the first Chicken Karahi seen at Handi By Darbar, the joy of the fellow diner. It wouldn’t appear otherwise. This was an unusual choice for Yvonne who does like Soupy Curry.

The sliced Bullet Chillies and Coriander sat atop a thick, minimal Masala. What Flavours can one create without Lamb or Bones, I may never establish. The Karahi went down well. Yvonne:

Excellent meal, I really enjoyed it.

Nice chicken, very tender, a good bite to it without being excessively hot.

Lamb Karahi

How often have we had this at these premises? The yardstick. The same Toppings, similar Masala, but now there’s proper Meat.

At the start, Steve was less than impressed, he wasn’t getting much from this creation. In time, he mellowed, the situation improved, he got it. Steve:

Flavoursome, the meat was slightly tough, not as intense as previously.

I did point out that since the days of Karahi Palace, he has been used to the Hector tweaks – more Methi, more Seasoning. Note to Moiz.

Lamb Korma Handi

This may well be be Hector’s favourite – Curry. Stewart and Hector shared the kilo here last month, do read that review.

Having starved himself for many hours beforehand, Howard was hungry. On seeing the portion, I suspect he too may have appreciated the half kilo. Had the Achari not been the distraction, we could have shared the kilo. One day we shall. Howard wrote this:

The revamped and renamed premises met expectations. Unusually for me I had a starter and a main with rice. The starter was fish pakora which is difficult to get wrong. This was good. My main was Lamb Korma Handi with brown rice. Most of the lamb was chewy but I’m fine with that. What stood out was that the lamb had flavour which is not always the case. For some reason I was reminded of a white (pepper) karahi. I will soon be told if I’m very wrong. The brown rice had flavour and was a satisfying accompaniment. Overall an enjoyable experience.

Namkeen Karahi, we haven’t had that for ages.

Moiz accepted the praise that was forthcoming, five happy diners. The hand wipes were accompanied by mint creams. Not ordinary mint creams as it happened: Elizabeth Shaw peppermint cream. Yvonne was well impressed:

I recommend this restaurant!

The Bill

£108.10   Five, Starters, five Mains.

The Aftermath

It was Moqeeb who took the payment, Moiz had popped out. Therefore it was just as well that I had advised him earlier that this would be my last visit for some time. The location of the Curry in a week’s time may well surprise.

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Glasgow – Banana Leaf – Still good value, despite the sneaky price increase…

The Bill

£24.60, however, it should have been – £20.50 !

The prices at the till should be the same as the prices listed on the menu, Banana Leaf (192 St. Vincent Street, Glasgow G2 5SG) are putting themselves in a difficult place, hopefully the new menu will appear soonest. Being realistic, prices relative to portion size were a bit low.

Given the benefits that occasionally come Hector’s way, no need to make a fuss.

Marg joined Hector for the traditional Monday Curry. There was a warm greeting as we entered at 14.00. With only two other diners,  a corner table at the window was secured, finally, a decent photo of the premises.

Lamb Chukka (£5.50) (menu prices) and a Parotta (£2.00) were a given. The substantial Chukka is technically a Starter, no way was a full Curry going to follow this.

Instead, another Starter was considered. Some were clearly the fayre of places east of India, one day, perhaps. Mushroom Pepper Fry (£5.00) should be as – Dry – as the Chukka. It was the Lamb equivalent at the original premises that led me to discovering Chukka.

Marg resorted to type, Butter Chicken (£8.00) with the inclusive Rice option.

Your favourite one – said the waiter as he noted the Order. With beards de rigueur, this may or may not have been Vasanth. I mentioned the young Indian chap who greeted me on Saturday afternoon. A former employee was mooted.

Everything served together – was the hoped for outcome, however Hector’s two Starters inevitably arrived first.

The Malabar Parotta was as wonderful as ever, possibly larger than served here previously, so maybe worth the extra 40p! A few strands of the multi-layered, stretchy Bread would remain after the Hector had finished his share of the food, but not for long.

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Lamb Chukka

This is the business, and how this is a Starter still puzzles. With Curry Leaves aplenty, and the much revered Dry Red Chillies peeking out, spot the lack of liquid on the plate. This is the definition of a – Dry Curry, so it’s ironic that the Curry section of the menu is all – Soup.

Mushroom Pepper Fry

Beneath the Coriander lay sliced Mushrooms, I would have preferred larger pieces. The Black Pepper was prominent, not so the quantity of finely chopped Onion mixed through the Mushrooms. Marg took the lettuce.

The plan was to temper the anticipated intensity of the Chukka and provide the always welcomed – Diversity. A Hector needs more than just Meat and Masala, not that there was much of the latter on show in either plate. The Mushroom Pepper Fry was transferred to the Chukka plate, they were sampled alternately, towards the end, a bit of mixing.

The Seasoning in the Lamb Chukka registered immediately, with the Spice not far behind. No prisoners, this was a Spicy Curry. The Meat was at the the limits of remaining solid, pulp was not far away. Consequently the required amount of chewing was minimal.

The Peppery Mushrooms lived up to the description. Here the Seasoning was significantly below that of the partner Dish. The Peppery Flavour was somewhat one dimensional in comparison to the superb Chukka.

The Mushrooms stretched the Chukka meaning that the pleasure there was prolonged. A decent combination, and one Parotta proved to be enough. A worthy meal.

Across the table, Marg was coming to terms with the quantity of Basmati that sat before her. She knew from the off that there was more Rice than she could manage. Inclusive Rice/Bread, no holding back then.

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Butter Chicken

The creamy Masala was described as – thick – on the menu, compared to the other Masalas, possibly. It was still – Soup. This is how Banana Leaf serve their – Curry.

I sampled a Soupçon, interesting, more below. Marg cleared everything she had on her plate.

When I decanted the rice I felt there was too much. The bowl of creamy Butter Chicken soaked well into the rice. The sauce was spicy and left my lips tingling. A good portion overall, with some of Hector’s Mushroom Pepper and lettuce added texture to the dish. Enjoyable.

The last strands of Parotta were put to good use. The Curry bowl was duly wiped clean. And so what must be the Spiciest Butter Chicken found yet, was duly noted. With pronounced Seasoning, this was far from the customary, relative blandness associated with Butter Chicken.

Marg made no comparison with her new baseline – Butter Chicken at Caxemira (Lisboa). Marg did blow me away with her final comment:

Chicken is a bit boring.

The Aftermath

Your photos make me hungry – I was told as I paid.

Marg produced her Oppo, her sister visited the Taj Mahal this morning. Not the real one that Marg and Hector visited in 2016 with scaffolding on three of the towers…

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Glasgow – Chimes of India – The Return : The Curry-Heute Test

First visited two weeks ago, – the return – to Chimes of India (914-916 Sauchiehall Street, Finnieston, Glasgow G3 7 TF) should have been sooner. There was just the matter of the – Curry overdose in Lisboa – in the interim. Today was the last opperchancity to have Curry with Dr. Stan for some time. At 08.15 this morning, Chapatti John decided to join us, not that the Hector was taking calls in the middle of the night.

The 13.00 rendezvous was put back to 13.20. Alighting at Exhibition Centre (Finnieston), Hector found himself taking the westward alternative to Minerva Street, hence walking along St. Vincent Crescent for the first time since 1978. A year remembered, a story untold.

Vini, Mein Host, greeted from the kitchen as I stood mid room. Following a shake of hands, the Hector chose a corner table from which all could be surveyed. Window table declined. Menus were brought, a 500ml bottle of Sparkling Water (£1.60) ordered. The chaps arrived momentarily, in the interim, Vini thanked me for my #1 review of Chimes of India. Three people have been here as a direct result of my favourable findings, that I know of. I also managed to get Ruo do Benformoso into the conversation. Hector recommends a Curry, city-break to Lisboa, indeed many like minded people enjoyed a potentially rewarding evening there this very week.

The Curry-Heute Test : you impressed me significantly last time, can you do so again?

Thus, Hector was back for more Desi Lamb on-the-bone (£11.95) with the already celebrated Mushroom Rice (£3.80).

Both Dr. Stan and John were almost sold on this, but decided to go their own way which is better for the Curry-Heute coverage of the menu.

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Vini brought Poppadoms with the promise of accompanying Dips. Spiced Onions and Mango Chutney duly arrived. Complimentary of course, as The Curry-Heute Campaign advocates. This simple touch keeps everyone onside, maybe a certain Mr. Dessers should come here.

A Chef was sent from the kitchen to take the Order. Dr. Stan opted for Lamb Saag (£11.95) with Mushroom Rice. Chapatti John would limit his initial Bread intake to three, a fourth Chapatti (£1.50) could be ordered as and when.

Without denigrating the maestro, Chapatti John still insists that Chicken Curry is to be taken seriously. Chilli Garlic Chicken (£10.95) was ordered but only after discussion with Chef established that South Indian Garlic Chicken (£10.95) would be – sweet.

South Indian Chilli Garlic Chicken is Chapatti John’s favourite Curry at Madhras Dosa along the road. Hector has to ask: without the Garlic, what’s left?

Two cans of Ginger Beer (£2.95) completed the Order.

Hector’s Poppadom intake was minimal, the chaps took care of the pile of three. Customers came and went, Takeaway too. Chimes of India opens at lunchtime at the weekends only. Fridays are under review, and likely to be withdrawn, I was told later when I tried to make a booking for Thursday afternoon. It looks like Hector will be limited to Saturdays in future.

The three Chapattis disappeared in an instant. I don’t know how he does it. There was nearly a fourth, however, Hector offered a distraction. The Mushroom Rice was as good as anything served anywhere, better probably. The fresh Mushrooms complemented the lightly Spiced Rice, the perfect accompaniment? And there are those who cannot stand Mushrooms.

Strangely, John was keen to sample the Rice:

The Mushroom Rice is fantastic! – he declared, very strange.

Having taken a Hector portion of Rice from the bowl, 121 grains remained. I offered these to John, and so the fourth Chapatti never happened.

Chilli Garlic Chicken

I note there is no equivalent Curry here in Lamb. Two Ginger Strips and a threat of Coriander topped a dish that was clearly dominated by the Meat content. The ratio of Chicken to Masala was favourable and befitting of the Bread accompaniment. The Masala appeared to have been blended and had a decent level of viscosity.

With John sat to my left, that was the last I saw of his Curry. Finished first, Vini asked John if he would like another Chapatti, Rice? To do what with, I wondered. Praising the portion size later, John did add:

The balance of heat and flavour was perfect. The Chapattis as good as you get, ideal size.

Desi Lamb (on-the-bone)

Last time, a whole split Finger Chilli, this time, a pair of equally menacing Red Chillies sat atop. And there was a Finger Chilli buried in there too. One can therefore in effect, adjust the Spice Level of the Curry to one’s taste.

Is that a bit soupy? – observed John.

It’s how it is – was the reply.

Curry comes in many guises, this Desi Lamb, I feel, is a fine example of the – Indian – genre. I’ve had a few. Two in-laws are presently in India. Graeme sent me photos of his – Indian Curry – complete with the dreaded Capsicum. The – BIR – culture has spread east. Today, the Desi Lamb had no Capsicum, not even the trace that was present in visit #1.

The Meat and Masala were arranged on top of the Mushroom Rice, spot the Sucky Bone. The overall quantity on the plate matched the Hector idyll, there would be no wastage. Whole Spices ware revealed: Green Cardamom, Peppercorn and the mysterious piece of Star Anise which took some identifying last time. The pedigree was established, this is not what one is served in a Mainstream venue.

The Seasoning in the Masala was a la Hector once more. Too many Chefs will not go this far. Khara! – without Salt there’s nothing. Creating a Masala with this depth of Flavour takes skill, no matter how hard the Hector has tried, one never produces this. In time – Cloves – stood out on the palate, but today no – Kabana – moment.

The quality of the Lamb was apparent once more, as Tender as Lamb can be without being on the edge of pulp, glorious. The leftover Masala was added sooner than is the Hector norm. Having applied a bit of stirring, any sense of soupiness was gone.

The Mushrooms added the required – Diversity – full of Flavour in their own right, what are they doing to achieve this?

The Curry-Heute Test : Curry and Rice, such a simple concept, this was as good as it gets.

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Lamb Saag

On visit #1, the Hector had something to say about this Curry, no way was it ever going to be ordered by this commentator. The description is too Euro-Curry as – with a dash of cream – suggested. The photo I find disturbing, I’ll let the reader work out why. Was that Tarka under the Ginger Strips, it doesn’t look like Chillis.

Having mixed the Curry with the Mushroom Rice, the subsequent photo proved to be no more appetising. Each to his own.

There were no – Mmmms – as the good doctor ate, unusual. As with his fellow diners, every morsel was eaten. Dr. Stan’s verdict:

It was lightly spiced, a creamy, spinach flavour. Lovely, tender (meat), not a spicy Curry, but very good. Not the usual Lamb Saag served, it’s different.

Indeed, Herr Doktor, it wasn’t the nearby Akbar’s Punjabi/Lahori interpretation, but then Karahi Gosht & Spinach is a different species.

Three diverse Dishes, our appreciation was expressed. Vini offered/suggested Coffee, declined. Next time I know it will happen, I made a booking for next Saturday, ladies to be present.

The Bill

Having taken his leave soon after he had finished his meal, John had paid (£18.40). £37.05 remained.

The Aftermath

Vini summoned his brother – Chef Sharma – from the kitchen. Another warm greeting and handshake. Hector does his best to celebrate quality Curry via Curry-Heute.

Walking towards Charing X whilst enduring the winter conditions, a young Indian chap said – hello – as we passed each other. Being recognised north of the river is quite unusual. Banana Leaf? I may confirm this soon.

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Glasgow – Handi By Darbar – Compliments Pay Dividends

It’s approaching two months since Hector last had his staple Karahi Gosht, unheard of. In the interim there has been a focus on Desi Korma and South Indian Curry, Chukka in particular. It’s even longer since Hector walked across the Clyde to Tradeston for Lamb Karahi (£12.00) at the former Karahi Palace, now Handi By Darbar (51-53 Nelson Street, Tradeston, Glasgow, G5 8DZ).

Moiz greeted as I entered at 12.50.

I’m home, yes I regard this as – home.

I took my usual spot in the ground-floor seating area. I have resolved that when dining alone, I shall maintain this favoured seat, upstairs beckons otherwise. With the room to myself, I managed more photos of the ground-floor vista.

The Lamb Karahi was ordered, a Coriander Naan (£2.50) would accompany. Moiz brought the 500ml bottle of Sparkling Water (£1.50) as a matter of course. He and Moqeeb got to work.

The cricket was on the TV but was not visible from my corner. As I amused myself otherwise, Moiz presented a complimentary Starter – Chickpeas – was the only clue.

Chana Chaat Masala

The stripes of Tamarind across the Yoghurt/Raita topping had me puzzled for a moment. The appearance was such that this could have been a Dessert. Once I stirred the contents of the plate so I revealed Chickpeas, lots of them, Tomato and Coriander.

Spicy, tangy, refreshing, and with a definite – kick – I recognised the underlying Flavours. I showed Moiz a photo of a box of – Chat Masala – from my own Peanut Masala Chat recipe, he confirmed that this had been used. I suspect some Chilli Powder also. As I departed so the tray of the Chickpea etc. base was on display. Moiz is considering offering this as an alternative to Poppadoms.

I ate about half of the bowl, there had to be room for the main event, especially with a Naan due shortly.

The Coriander Naan was served whole and had the wonderful Herb mixed through the dough before cooking. Light and fluffy, this style of Naan prevails. I shall have to trawl through my own Blog to find the source of the type of Naan I particularly favour.  However, I saw this Naan (above right)  posted on the wall of a random Curry House in Lisboa last week.  This is what the Hector seeks.

Lamb Karahi

The abundant Ginger Strips and loops of a Chilli brought Manchester’s – foliage – to mind. Beneath lay a dark red Masala with pieces of Lamb on-the-bone.

There was a powerful taste of almost burnt Tomato from my first dip of Naan into the Masala. Hot food, I had to tread carefully before risking taking in some Meat. Both the Spice and Seasoning were a la Hector, imposing, but not overwhelming. Beautiful Meat, Moiz and Hector would discuss this further.

There was a sense of familiarity, Karahi has been eaten a hundred times at this locus. It’s as if the Karahi Palace Chefs were still present. Is it the room that creates the special Curry environment? When Moiz approached to ask the customary question, I informed him that I could only pay the ultimate compliment: this Karahi was uncannily close in Flavour to Karahi Palace.

It was as if Chef Rashid had been giving tutorials.

Stirring up the remainder at the halfway point brought out my first awareness of Cloves. My final piece of Meat featured a Sucky Bone, the marrow was suitably acquired. Flavour, such an intensity of Flavour. Whilst Chukka and Chettinad have their merits, authentic Lahori Karahi surely trumps these?

Moiz informed that he cooks the Lamb – with love – to 90% of readiness. There is no Big Pot bubbling away with boiled Lamb all set to go. He spends hours cooking the Lamb to the required standard. His family has a tradition, Moiz is determined to maintain this.

Conversation was ongoing as and when Moiz could make an appearance. It is his hope to concentrate on the cooking and have someone else front of house. He acknowledged the €6.00 Goat Desi Korma meal deal last week in Lisboa. Goat being cheaper than Lamb was mentioned. Maybe we need more Goat Curry in the UK?

Business at Handi By Darbar has been steady. I was informed that most – Scottish – diners refer to these pages. Londoners – as Moiz described them from – Dan Sath – also. The Asians have their own – word of mouth – network.

As I scraped the karahi clean – How was that?

Wonderful!

I was almost ready to leave when – Tea’s coming – was announced.

Unfortunately, it was a milky Tea which came, I had to decline, but fear not, Green Tea soon followed.

I reminded Moiz that for Hector:  no Milk, no Capsicum.

The Bill

£16.00  Something familiar appeared on my phone after I paid.

The Aftermath

Since my last visit, a Curryspondent asked about deliveries. A machine is in situ but may not be set up until after Ramadan.

Ramadan, Moiz is going to have a Ramadan Buffet commencing around 18.30 on the first days. Even Takeaway will be included.

The serving of the Buffet will become later each day corresponding with the sunset. There will be the jump of an hour after the last Saturday in March creating a 20.00+ serving.

Booking is advised, and hopefully upstairs will be filled each night.

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Lisboa – Taste of Lahore – Rua do Benformoso Delivers Again

Taste of Lahore (Rua do Benformoso 76, 1100-086 Lisboa) was spotted on Wednesday after a not so special Curry at Tasty Hut. Why I was not previously aware of this Benformoso Curry House shall remain a mystery. The Mutton Korma meal (€6.00) looked promising, could it be a Desi Korma? Also, here Mutton, Caril de Cabra, translates as – Goat!

Today, the ladies were off up-town for a pukka lunch and a girls’ day out. They would spend a bit more than €6.00 a head. I fetched Clive and led him to Martim Moniz and on to Rua do Benformoso which was remarkably quiet at 12.30. Perhaps everyone else was already at prayer. Steve, who once again wasn’t coming, joined us moments later.

The young waiter was keen to take our Order, I had him wait until we were three. Meanwhile, I established that the Mutton Korma had no – Coconut – and was therefore not the bland, creamy abomination that prevails. The term – Desi Korma – was recognised with enthusiasm.

The three of us were therefore having the Mutton Korma which comes with two Naan, Raita and Salad. Athena prices, making a mockery of venues anywhere charging £2-3 a Naan.

They are flour and water.

A 1.5l bottle of chilled Still Water completed the Order.

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From my seat I could not see the kitchen, I did manage a couple of photos which captured the cafe nature of the Curry House. Cheap and cheerful. How’s the Curry?

Mutton Korma

The three bowls were assembled, the distinctive aroma of a Desi Korma revealed all was well, this was what the Hector wanted. Four large pieces of Goat on-the-bone sat in a Shorva. Initially we had no cutlery, this was going to be fun.

The baskets of Naan arrived, the Bread halved. I assumed four halves per basket, when Steve’s allocation quickly disappeared there was a count. We had nine halves between us, more than enough Bread. The Bread was lightly fired with some burnt blisters forming.

The Mint Raita, Cucumber and abundant Onions were then brought along with cutlery. All was set, we certainly had our €6.00 worth.

Dipping the Naan in the Shorva revealed Big Spice and Big Seasoning. Dipping Bread, what’s this all about? This was a Desi Korma, full on. Clive had the Sucky Bones, I found a rib bone. Goat, we had assumed Lamb, this was as soft as Meat can be. My limited exposure to Goat has been associated with tougher Meat, not today.

The earthy, authentic Desi Korma Flavours were a delight, I could identify a faint sense of Cloves.

Not a hint of coconut in here – remarked Clive.

The Onions ended up in the Shorva, diversity. The Cucumber and Raita were addressed periodically, not a huge fan of Mint. The quantity of the Shorva meant we ate nearly all the Naan, most unusual. Today we were eating Asian-style: Bread with Curry. Clearly we could all have done with more Meat, but maybe this was sensible for lunch if dinner was to follow later. I wonder how flexible Taste of Lahore can be? For the Hector, three such bowls of Mutton Karahi and one Naan would be ideal.  Better still, no Naan, bring me Rice!

I don’t see Rice on the menu.

Our young waiter was keen to establish if we were enjoying the food. Oh yes. Another, more senior, staff member also enquired. Steve replied with the otherwise ubiquitous phrase that never appears in these pages. Fortunately, he had more to offer:

The meat was tender, a good portion. The sauce was perfectly spiced. Very good value for money.

Clive added:

Portions were small, but OK for lunchtime. Four bits of meat, three sucky bones. Soupy, but flavoursome, plenty of Naan to soak it up.

The Bamberg Phenomenon maintains.

The Bill

19.50 (£16.66)  Taste of Lahore are making money on this, so how much are we overpaying elsewhere?

The Aftermath

Freed from my corner, the Calling Card was issued and appreciated. More photos, big smiles. Hopefully this will put Taste of Lahore on the Curry map.

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Later, we passed the highly protected Russian Embassy en route to pay our respects at the memorial to Alexei Navalny who was buried this afternoon in Moskva.

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Lisboa – Caxemira – Relocated

Caxemira – Conzinha Indiana – some may recognise the name and recall the down-town location on an upper floor. In last year’s visit to Lisboa, we never found it open, there was a simple explanation: Caxemira (Rua Antero deQuental 3, 1150-087 Lisboa) has moved to this address. The new location is close to the top end of Lisboa’s – Curry Mile – Rua do Benformoso, but try getting to it. The bottom end of the street is blocked off due to ongoing roadworks. In the darkness, we found pedestrian access only. Not good for business.

Arriving at 19.30, Caxemira was empty apart from a solo diner. The premises bore no resemblance to their former locus, this was bright, modern, pukka. Comparisons with The India Club (Hotel Strand Continental) – London, are no longer valid, the two were remarkably similar and the latter has gone too.

The logo on the menu was the first confirmation that these were the same people. I did show Mein Host a photo of the previous premises:

It’s now hotel – was the acknowledgment.

At the foot of my last Caxemira review was a photo of Vijay, Mein Host and Geeta, his dear lady. Geeta was duly summoned, both were delighted to see themselves. That we were not strangers was thus established.

The menu was not vast. Kadai Gosh (€16.00) featured – Pimento – so not for Hector, or anyone else. Steve was considering this but in the end decided to go off piste and go down the Tandoori route. Mix Grill (€17.00) and a Garlic Naan (€3.50) washed down with a small bottle of Cobra (€3.30) would become his Order but with a caveat. Steve wanted a sauce to accompany. Vijay was not having this, and suggested Chicken Tikka Masala (€14.00). The Hector was called upon, I persuaded Vijay that all he had to do was give Steve some Masala from – The Big Pot. Sorted.

That’s how – Chicken Tikka Masala – came about, I reminded him.

Clive chose Chicken Chilli (€14.00), Vijay warned him that this was – hot.

We’re not in Polska I advised Clive, he was up for it.

The ladies both went for Butter Chicken (€15.00). Is that not why it was on the menu? Having enjoyed Rogan Josh (€15.50) on my last Caxemira experience, I decided to revisit this. I’ll admit that I did miss – Natas – in the given description: Cream. The Tomato had me won.

The two couples both went for the sharing of Sundries: Pulau Rice (€4.00) and Paratha (€3.00). The Order was completed by small bottles of Still Water (€1.15) and Sparkling Water (€1.95).

No Starters, Vijay suggested Chicken Samosa (€1.50), no takers. Marg was ravenous and resisted having accepted: have a Starter, don’t finish the main course.

The solo diner departed, we had the place to ourselves. The original premises were always busy, this felt strange as did the décor. Those who used the facilities remarked on the luxury. Caxemira bears no resemblance to the nearby Benformoso Curry Cafes.

All the Bread was served in quarters. The Paratha was nothing special. The dreaded Wholemeal Flour negated the layering. The Naan was well-fired, puffy in parts. The Pulau Rice was certainly the winner. With Sultanas and Cashew Nuts, these provided an unexpected Diversity of Textures. The portion size was just enough to share assuming one had Bread also.

Mix Grill

There was no dramatic entrance, no smoke, no sizzling. Pieces of Tandoori Chicken, Chicken Tikka, Lamb Seekh Kebab and eventually unearthed Lamb Tikka sat atop a bed of Onions. The accompanying viscous, Herb-strewn Masala, looked decent.

Needs more salt – was Steve’s opening remark. Unusual for Steve.

That Steve was finished last confirms he had lots to get through.

The chicken and lamb, tender meat, were well tandooried. There was an onion base on the platter. The sauce was OK, not spicy, but a complement to the meat. I recommend the combination.

Chicken Chilli

Two whole Finger Chillies and a threat of Coriander topped the Masala. At the end, one Chilli remained, so Clive stopped short. The Masala was different from Steve’s. In fact, the four Masalas presented this evening had different characteristics, so a good bit of tweaking in the kitchen.

I was warned it was going to be hot, and it was, as designated. Not unbearable, enjoyable, hot, no sweat, a couple of tears. Reasonably decent portion size, enjoyable.

Rogan Josh

With a Tomato-Red hue, this appeared to be the richest Masala presented this evening. Tomato is what the Hector was after, not Cream. Fortunately any Cream here was minimal, however, there was a brief panic when a trace of Green Pepper was spotted in the Masala. This may have been a stray, not an issue as it turned out.

Nine pieces of Meat were arranged on top of the Pulau, an OK portion, Previously at Caxemira, I have suggested two people sharing three portions a la The India Club. Not necessary this evening.

The Seasoning was well pitched, the Spice Level was north of – medium. The Tomato-rich Masala had an earthy, tangy Flavour. No Cream was evident, yay. The quality of the Meat stood out, markedly better than the cuts presented yesterday at Tasty Hut.

Marg was amused watching the methodical clearing of Hector’s plate. Every morsel, grain of Rice, was rounded up, nothing left. An enjoyable Curry, nothing special, and may I say it – Mainstream.

Butter Chicken

Behold a Soupy, Yellow, presumably Creamy Masala. Down with that sort of thing. However, this was very much a Curry for the ladies and/or – the children. Condescending, moi?

That the Chicken had been cut into small pieces was relayed early-doors. Then Marg made a statement of special significance:

I think this is better than Mother India (Cafe, Glasgow). It’s got a wee kick to it, not a bland, creamy Curry.

Marg has long recognised Mother India’s Cafe as being the Butter Chicken baseline for comparison. This now means that Caxemira (Lisboa) is going to be referred to oft in the future of Curry-Heute. Marg continued:

A wonderful dish of small chicken pieces in a rich and creamy sauce with a spicy kick. The Rice had sultanas, cashew nuts, which added flavour and texture to the dish. The flaky Paratha enabled me to mop up the leftover sauce in style.

This was relayed to Vijay.

If Marg says it’s good, it is!

Whilst the rest of us were finishing, Marg got in an order for Chai (€2.50). She did ask for Punjabi Tea, however Caxemira is not Punjabi/Lahori. This is an Indian restaurant.

Maggie too was in raptures, I do post what people actually say:

I thought that the cashew nuts … they didn’t have to do that, an extra expense, but appreciated. I liked the smooshed up chicken rather than big chunks. The portion was great, just enough. The sauce had a bit of a tang to it, not too creamy, not a beginner’s Curry.

The Chai was described as – hot.

The Bill

105.35 (£90.04)

The Aftermath

There had to be an updated photo. A Calling Card was also given as a reminder. That’s three, one for each visit, a first.

There was an exchange of pleasantries as we took our leave, a pleasant visit.

That was not the last communication with Vijay this evening. Hector phoned an hour later, was Clive’s phone there? Apparently not. Oops.

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Lisboa – Tasty Hut – Taste of Cabbage

A few days in Lisboa, an opperchancity to enjoy quality Curry in the country which Hector believes must have been a huge influence in the development of this style of food. It was announced last night that Marg and Hector would be at Tasty Hut Halal food (Rua do Benformoso 151, 1100-084 Lisboa Portugal) at 13.00 this afternoon. Steve explicitly declared that he would not be having Curry-Heute. There was no surprise therefore in finding him in situ, his first experience of Rua do Benformoso.

Steve had already ordered. Had he read a well known and reliable Curry Blog more carefully, he may not have ordered the – quarter – of Red-Mutton Karahi (€5.50) but gone for the – half – which the Hector was back for – €10.50. In addition, he ordered a Plain Naan (€1.50) and Plain Rice (€2.50).

With the menu housed under the glass table-top, there was still the temptation to instinctively try to lift it. Having had Bread as the accompaniment last year, it was time for Hector to try Rice. The waiter came over with Steve’s invoice, Plain Rice was not available, he would give the Rice from the Biryani. Better still.

Marg took a notion for Masala Fish (€6.00). This was not available and so it was back to a Kebab Roll (€4.00) in Chicken, same as last visit.

Two small bottles of Sparkling Water (€1.50) were ordered, plus a can of Fanta (€1.00) for Steve. Cans are better value.

Tasty Hut was stowed. We were sat at table 4 in the corner, sharing with three other chaps. They ordered a veritable mountain of food, no surprise then when some of it became Takeaway. Despite being finished first, they sat patiently until we had finished before taking their leave. Respect.

Kebab Roll

Marg had asked for Salad in particular when ordering. What came was a Chicken Seekh Kebab wrapped in a Naan with Onion, Cucumber and Lettuce inside.

Instead of eating it by hand, I decided to open it up and use a fork and knife. The Seekh Kebab was spicy and the lettuce, onion and cucumber salad helped to moisten the meal. I used the extra Bread to mop up Hector’s dish which was full of flavour.

The doughy Naan was a good size, Steve would eat it all. I still don’t know how he can manage Bread and Rice. The Baryani (sic) Rice came as a classic Euro-portion, twice as much as Hector would manage. Steve nearly got there. Lightly Spiced, this had true Flavour in its own right. Although certainty cannot be established, I’m pretty sure it was from here the Star Anise, Black Cardamom and Cumin Seeds originated. Tasty Rice.

Red – Mutton Karahi on-the-bone

Steve considered his – quarter – portion to be enough. Hector was here for Curry, not Bread. Twelve large pieces of Meat were arranged on the Rice. This left relatively little Masala. As ever, some was retained to top up after the first drizzle had been absorbed.

The Masalas were markedly different. Steve’s shows a Thickness that was distinctly missing from mine. My watery Masala, decidedly – red – had specks of Herb and a hint of Onion Seeds. The Masalas were clearly from different depths of the pot, this has happened before. In effect, we would have two markedly different experiences. Steve was making all the right noises, and was thoroughly enjoying his Curry. Hector was not in the same place.

Such was the size of some of the Mutton pieces, a knife had to be employed, most unusual. Whilst the Mutton had been properly cooked and was Tender, it was not of the same quality as one may secure in the UK. At these prices, to be expected.

The Masala was Peppery, a positive. Unfortunately, there was a dominant Flavour, that which I have experienced most often in Europe, and have only recently come to identify specifically – Cabbage. Steve reckoned he could smell it, the Hector could certainly taste it, and it was spoiling the day. This is not what I was served last year. This was not why I came to Tasty Hut. With plenty of venues to choose from on Rua do Benformoso, maybe it’s time for the Hector to try elsewhere.

The Bill

21.00 (£17.95)  Prices have not increased since last time.

The Aftermath

Walking back down Rua do Benformoso, I spotted a tempting Lahori venue which somehow I had missed previously. Next time.

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Glasgow – Chimes of India – Wow! – I’ll Be Back!

There was almost no Curry-Heute, after the indulgences of the past week, even the Hector considered a break. Marg, declaring herself free for lunch – on a Saturday – was the motivation to try a new West End venue.

Chimes of India (914-916 Sauchiehall Street, Finnieston, Glasgow G3 7TF) appeared sometime last year, replacing Horn Please. Tapas explains why the Hector had never bothered with the previous incarnation, however, a proper menu at Chimes of India had caught the eye.

Vini, Mein Host, and his brother Sharma (Chef) are formerly of The Wee Curry Shop (Ashton Lane) which closed in 2020, the annus horribilis. The three Wee Curry Shops were originally offshoots of Mother India which is diagonally across the street from Chimes of India. Visited twice in 2010, the first weeks (one can tell) of Curry-Heute,  the food in Ashton Lane impressed, the portion size did not. And where exactly was the food being prepared?

The pedigree of Chimes of India was of course unknown when Marg and Hector entered at 13.30. A large group had just assembled and occupied the space directly in front of the bar/counter. This limited the photo opperchancities. A young lady brought the menu, Chicken on one side and thankfully Fish and Lamb on the other. Desi Lamb (£11.95) available on-the-bone had to be tried. Strangely, Marg ignored the Methi Keema Peas (£11.95) in favour of Lamb Bhuna (£11.95). She did stick to her customary Chapatti (£1.50), whilst Hector would finally secure a Mushroom Rice (£3.80).

A 750ml bottle of Sparkling Water (£4.70) completed the Order.

How long since Hector last had Karahi Gosht? The description of the Lamb Karahi (£11.95) at Chimes of India was everything the Hector deplores, Ballast galore. We settled down for the wait with – Mainstream – very much now in mind. Abundance of peppers and onions – is not a feature of Karahi served in the favoured Punjabi Curry Cafes south of the river. Lamb Saag (£11.95) – with a dash of cream – sounds too close to abhorred Euro-version of this honourable Curry.

Chimes of India is an – Indian restaurant.

The waitress came over to ask if I was cold, she could put on the heater at my feet. The offer was appreciated, but declined. Meanwhile, the large group had given their Order, and also noted, the weans were well behaved throughout. The start of a perfect day?

The Chapatti was a modest example. Slightly risen, therefore two layers, and possibly with Wholemeal dominating,

Marg made short work of it. So much so, some of the Mushroom Rice crossed the table.  The fresh mushrooms were marvellous. I would later watch the super-mario brothers deliver a box of lovely white and robust, fresh Mushrooms in addition to a sack of Onions etc. Lightly Spiced, I took enough Rice to match the quantity of Curry leaving some for the appreciative lady.

Lamb Bhuna

Three Ginger Strips and a threat of Coriander, topped the plateful of Curry, Meat protruding through the somewhat – red – Masala. Glasgow (sic) favourite hot curry – was printed on the – Lamb – side of the menu. A flavoursome thick sauce – was written on the other. Dry & Minimal – are the terms Hector hopes to see in any Curry. This Masala had an abundance such that Marg realised she needed Rice. I have seen Thicker Masalas.

The overall quantity of the Bhuna looked fair for the price, hopefully gone is the skimpiness of Ashton Lane. A Soupçon of the Masala was sampled, fine, Hector was already having a more intense experience. A whole Green Cardamom was revealed, Whole Spice, always a plus. Marg devoured the lot in no time at all:

A very rich and full of flavour dish with tender lamb. Strips of ginger and a spoonful of Mushroom Rice added to the experience.

A spoonful?

Desi Lamb (on-the-bone)

The large, split, Finger Chilli added a bit of menace to the presentation. Showing respect to the diner, there was the choice: cut it up, or set it aside. No prizes for guessing the outcome today. A prominent bone differentiated this Curry from the Bhuna. Otherwise, the Masala seemed similar to the Bhuna, darker perhaps, but with a similar consistency. The Meat count reached double figures as the Curry was arranged over the Mushroom Rice, two bones. In Hector’s mind, – Mainstream – was still competing with – Desi – and – on-the-bone.

The quality of the Meat immediately impressed, this was out of the top drawer. The most Tender of Lamb, and as progress was made, full of Flavour, beautiful.

There was a decent – kick – initially. In time this grew as the pieces of Chilli did the trick. Seasoning was noted initially as being – well pitched – but revised upwards in the following minutes. Spot on – became the verdict, Seasoned a la Hector. This had the makings of a – reyt proper Curry.

This is damn good – was declared, whilst Marg responded with a – lovely – with regards to her Bhuna.

Lamb on-the-bone adds so much more Flavour to a Curry. A red, pod-like solid was encountered and set aside. What was this?

Clove – began to emerge, there was a sense of familiarity developing on the palate.

Curry with its own distinctive Flavour, few Houses can produce a Curry with this intensity of Flavour. Too many venues fail to rise above – Mainstream, this Curry was getting better and better with every mouthful. The complexity of Flavours was astonishing, the – Wow! – moment coincided with a realisation, Kabana! It was as if Rizwan had come up from Manchester for the day. The Curryspondents will appreciate that this is praise of the highest order.

Wonderful! – I said to the lady as she cleared some of the table. The Hector was holding on to the mysterious pod. Despite Mein Host having smiled in acknowledgement earlier when he saw me take photos, I had kept my powder dry. Time to reveal – Curry-Heute. With the large group now being served their food, I bided my time. Marg had a further comment:

Mention the lady serving (who) was very pleasant.

It was Vini, Mein Host, who brought – The Bill. I asked about the red item left on my plate.

Cardamom – was Vini’s first guess.

I’ve seen red and green, but never red.

Vini theorised that a Black Cardamom may have been reduced to this.

The Bill

£33.90

The Aftermath

Star Anise! – was the proclamation after Vini consulted the kitchen.

Of course, but just how large was the whole?

The Calling Card was presented, a brief outline of Curry-Heute ensued. The Hector was interested in establishing how this Outstanding Curry came to be. Who were these chaps? All was revealed.

Vini told us that they cook in small batches, when it’s gone, it’s gone. So get here early! The Desi Lamb, Desi Chicken and Butter Chicken are their signature dishes. Next time Marg may have something to say on the Butter Chicken, if she once again gets past the Methi Keema Mutter!

I told Vini that I write oft – there’s no such thing as a Chicken Curry.

Fish or Lamb, he got it.

Complimentary drinks were offered, but gracefully declined. Hector feels that such privileges have to be earned:

Next time, if you remember me.

Hector was in a happy place, and little did he know how good the afternoon would become. Between delivery chaps and serving the group, Vini managed to fetch his brother from the kitchen.

Curry-Heute is about exploring new venues in addition to celebrating the wonders already discovered. In time, Chimes of India may well progress up the column on the right to – Glasgow’s Top Rated. As will be revealed in the near future, this may take longer than when I normally champion a new venue. For Hector, Chimes of India may prove to be a one trick pony, however when a Desi Curry is that good, how does one forego this level of pleasure?

Having settled down to watch the match being played across the river on the trusty Oppo, I described the previous hour to The Company. Prof Graham took note, a few hours later:

Wife wanted a carry out so I suggested Chimes. I had Desi Lamb-bone, she Butter Chicken. Wow – do authentic, great shout.

I had advised Vini that having written it, hopefully – they will come.

As it happened, even before. So it goes. 

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Glasgow – Handi By Darbar – Triple Lock

The third visit to Handi By Darbar (51-53 Nelson Street, Tradeston, Glasgow, G5 8DZ) in five days, just lock me in and throw away the keys. Today, Dr. Stan joined Hector in order to reacquaint himself with the Desi Korma – Lamb Handi Korma (£12.00). Hector was trying something else.

Arriving just before the 13.00 rendezvous, Moiz, Mein Host & Chef, was bringing in supplies. He would later quote the outrageous cost of a 20kg sack of Rice, as part of our ongoing discussion about the pricing of the various Rice offerings at Handi By Darbar. Once upon a time, Hector used to purchase the said 20kg, these days, 5kg is a sufficient investment. Never buy (half) kilo bags in a supermarket, a total rip-off.

I’m going to surprise you with my Order today – I advised Moiz before ascending the stairs.

I’ve decided that when on my own, I’ll sit downstairs, otherwise upstairs. People have to know that the upstairs is always available.

Is that your table upstairs – asked Moiz as he joined me and took the order for a bottle of Sparkling Water (£1.50).

My new spot.

Am I the dumb waiter – asked Moiz with reference to my last post.

The stairs will keep him fit.

Dr. Stan phoned me @13.10, he couldn’t see me and so assumed I wasn’t here. As with Monday, – Upstairs!

Right, I think I’ve covered that.

Recalling that he had enjoyed a Mushroom Rice with his last Desi Korma at these premises, Dr. Stan ordered Fried Rice (£3.95). Moiz agreed to add some Vegetables. Vegetable Rice (£7.95) as printed on the menu may have to be reviewed, it doesn’t work for the solo diner.

Today, the Hector was going to try the Lamb Platter (£18.99) which features: Lamb Tikka, Lamb Chops, (both plural), Lamb Handi, a choice of Roti or Naan, plus Dessert of the day. My perception of this was a Thali with minimal Curry, maybe I needed a break. A couple of weeks back, after a period of intense Curry eating, I had considered going – Tandoori. That didn’t happen.

Everything served together – was agreed. Dessert to be chosen later.

In addition to the jug of Tap Water that was provided, Dr. Stan ordered a Mango Rubicon (£2.50?).

Again, methinks there’s another pricing anomaly on the menu here. These may well be fixed on any reprint, but having paid for batch #1, they’re hardly going to be binned. Then we’ll also discover if Kerala (Karela?) Gosht Handi is deliberate.

The modest Salad, with Raita and Chilli Dip was provided once more, hot plates too.

Sitting upstairs, we couldn’t see the flow of Takeaway customers, we could hear the occasional scraping sounds of food being prepared. Today’s wait was nothing like as long as Monday’s when Stewart and Hector ordered – the kilo.

The Vegetable Rice was a mini version of Monday’s Vegetable Biryani (£7.95). Green Bean, Carrots, Peas and Sweetcorn were mixed through the Spicy Rice.

Lamb Korma Handi

Having had the Lamb Korma Handi twice in recent days, I was paying less attention here. Saturday’s – portion – and Monday’s – kilo – are well covered in these pages. There was a – Sucky Bone. Dr. Stan emitted his customary – Mmmmms – as he ate. Every grain of Rice was consumed, the handi itself scraped clean. Enjoyment:

It was very well seasoned and spicy. (A) rich, smooth, creamy taste to it, and the Veg Rice did complement it very well.

I’ll be having that again.

It is cheaper than going to Berlin to visit Punjabi Zaiqa who do the Desi Korma particularly well. November, Dr. Stan?

Meanwhile, across the table, the Hector was taken aback.

A Sizzler

I was not expecting this. Two pieces of Lamb Tikka and two Lamb Chops sat on an iron sizzler plate. Abundant Onions were being cremated, some were already. Had I known this was coming, I would have asked for the Curry to be served thereafter. The precedent set, we all now know!

Lamb Chops, I could eat these all day. With burnt edges, cooked a la Marg & Hector, succulent, tasty, and here the Raita came into its own. The Tikka pieces were regarded as Boneless Chops, perfection. As for the Onions, a Moizzy Marvel.

For a brief moment I considered a future of Marg and Hector sharing a Lamb Platter. Marg having the Sizzler and Dessert, Hector the Curry. Foregoing this wonderful Meat, no chance.

Moiz reckons that 80% of his customers are ordering – Platters. They cannot be making much on this, especially when one sees what follows. Again, a menu adjustment? This time, upwards!

The Naan was served halved, I must remind him, Bread served whole is so much better. Light in colour and Texture, a bit puffy, there were no burnt blisters. The Naan would act as a conveyor, little more. I would manage just over half. Without Coriander & Chillies, not so interesting. Again, maybe there’s room for negotiation here.

I see on the menu – Create Your Own Single Platter (£19.99) – which permits any Curry and two Starters. If my meal today was outstanding value, then what is this?

Lamb Handi

Featuring the standard Toppings at Handi By Darbar: Coriander Ginger Strips and sliced Chillies, there was little to distinguish this from the Korma Handi apart from a more Oily Masala. A sense of Yoghurt having been added was apparent. I decided to stir, thus restoring the Masala and decant so as to see exactly what I had. The double figures Meat count was reached, just. A full portion of Curry then.

Some Tomato Seeds were visible in what I have come to recognise as a Desi Masala. Blending, as done in Mainstream venues, does not create this smooth, Oily Texture. How does one achieve this without blending?

Korma Handi this was not. As has been written oft, one really has to ask what a – Handi – is when visiting somewhere new. By definition, it can be anything Chef wants to serve, but served in this pot. This was a Desi Curry.

Whole Cloves were encountered as in two day previously, yet these did not dominate today. (It wasn’t the kilo!) What was here, a true Earthy Flavoured Curry, the Masala doing its job well. One Sucky Bone for Hector also today, plus a couple more, various. The Tender Lamb was giving of Flavour. The Spice built, today it wasn’t Bullet Chillies that had been added, but Finger Chillies. A bigger bite. The Seasoning was not obtrusive, enough to bring everything else out. As I ate so I knew I was heading towards satisfaction … for the second time today.

As Moiz cleared the table so he noted the unfinished Naan. He concurred with my observation that Europeans have – Curry with Bread – whilst Asians have – Bread with Curry. Indeed, Moiz remarked upon Europeans ordering multiple Mains then sharing Rice and Bread. Marg and Hector in company.

The Masala, not blended, so how?

We don’t blend, it takes hours – to let the Tomatoes/Onions turn to mash.

If Hector was having Dessert, then so was Dr. Stan. Sweet Rice (£3.00) for Dr. Stan, Hector was also given free choice of the Dessert menu. Chocolate Cake (£2.95), otherwise. Is the price of the Lamb Platter sustainable?

As we were having our indulgence, so Moiz indulged us more. Mint Lassi. Made from Yoghurt, Milk and Mint Leaves, a new experience for Hector, and Moiz’s way of getting it out there.

After many years, Hector knows that Sparkling Water is the ultimate liquid accompaniment for Curry!

The Bill

£40.00 Rounded down a tad from the true total, a realistic price for the Vegetable Rice, and an honourable one for the Mango Rubicon.

The Aftermath

There was a photo featuring trainee Chef Moqeeb. Once again Moiz’s father, Qadeer (Darbar Grill) is the mentor.

After this series of visits, to get Handi By Darbar on everyone’s radar, I promised to leave Moiz alone for a while. A trip is looming, so I may well miss the week long promotion that could be announced shortly. Watch this space for an update.

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