Restaurant Bombay, Köln – Curry #1 of Three

Hector is on holiday in Köln, just in case there is anyone left on the planet who does not this. Perhaps you may not appreciate that work does not resume until January 9th? This has given plenty of time to spend a long weekend in Deutschland with Jonathan, Steve, Juliet, Olive and Maggie who do not feature in this Curry-Heute report.

The Lone Diner

It has become customary that Hector has a Curry before the Saturday ritual that tends to involve alcohol. The remains of the day are of course covered in the sister Blog – Bier-Traveller.

The cunning plan was to try and keep the best to the end of the trip and so I chose an old faithful venue the Restaurant Bombay (Am Weidenbach 21, 50676, Köln). This is where I had my first Curry in Köln that genuinely impressed.  One year after my last visit it was overdue a return. There is no snow this time and the temperature is 10°C warmer.

I sat at the same table as before. My order was taken – Lamm Bhindi (Scharf) and I settled down to play with the technology which usefully passes the time these days when one dines alone. Another Chap entered and sat behind me, I never really saw him, perhaps I was in his chair? There was no towel when I sat down, so all as well.

Complementary Poppadom and Dips were set before me. The Poppadom was excellent. Cumin Seeds were embedded in the Crisp, the flavour of these explodes on the tongue, always a good start to a meal. Why do we not have these as standard?

A large platter of Boiled Rice, included in the price of the meal, as is standard in Deutschland, accompanied the Curry. The Okra pieces certainly outnumbered the Lamm. There was a presence of Onion, Capsicum inevitably, and a wonderfully pulped Tomato covering the dish.

On tucking in the memory of last year’s Duck came back. However, my records show the taste-buds had packed in that day, so it must have been the previous visit’s flavours which came back to me.  Yes Hector can remember flavours to this level of accuracy, describing them remains the problem. I will try and describe it as a dry flavour, in some way approaching the Bradford style, though not that sensational. The Vegetables complemented the Lamm and made this a thoroughly pleasant experience. The Tomato covering was an interesting variation. This House clearly has mastered the technique of producing Curry with a consistent and very pleasant flavour. There is little more than one could expect of a German Curry House.

The Bill

€13.00. This is certainly within acceptable parameters. If one accepts that the décor is part of the Curry experience then this is a well presented restaurant in an excellent location and only metres from the original Reissdorf Brewery Tap, but these days we go elsewhere.

The Aftermath

The Gluhwein Rendezvous was in Alter Markt opposite the Gaffel House at 13.00. Steve and Juliet were already in place, but this belongs to Bier-Traveller.

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Dalmuir (Clydebank) – Diva – or is it Shimla Palace?

‘Tis the night before the end of term, the eve of the trip to Köln. Weather permitting, there will be a few Curry-Heute reports this weekend. In the meantime Hector and Marg are staying local. Diva (7 Stewart Street, Clydebank, G81 4AD) has been visited a couple of times before, the last visit was quite impressive, there was an air of optimism.

A dozen or so fellow diners were in situ as we were allocated a table. This table was for four. I always have to question why some restaurants still insist in squeezing people on to smaller tables even when quiet. Complimentary Poppadoms and an enticing Onion Chutney were brought to us. We verified that we would be a la carte, one assumes the rest of the diners were having the Buffet which is good value at Diva.

Marg pondered the choices, determined to avoid big slices of Onion. She chose Lamb Sharabi which ticked the boxes, and includes a shot of Brandy which we later spotted being taken from the bar to the kitchen. Somehow, I ended up ordering exactly the same dish as on my last visit – Tender Lamb Pardesi (Hot). There was a Karahi option, but I recalled that I enjoyed the Pardesi last time, maybe it is the word Desi I cannot resist? Marg decided a solitary Chapatti would suffice and so this gave me the opperchancity of having a Stuffed Paratha.

Diva is part Mediterranean and part Indian in terms of what it sells. Failing to read the back page of the menu I cannot say what dishes are available as mains in the former category, however the Greek salad was too much of a temptation. Hector has never had a Greek Salad followed by Curry.

The Salad came shortly after we had finished the Poppadoms, good timing. The Feta was cut into small cubes as would befit any Indian outlet. The various Green Bits were fresh, there was certainly more than enough to share. This was a good selection.

We were asked a bit later if we were ready for our main courses. This impressed, too often it comes too soon. There was still a wait which means the meals had not been put out and placed under a hot lamp, I conclude.

The plates were hot, another plus. The portions were large. The Paratha came with the mains, the Chapatti a couple of minutes later – too hot to touch, perfect.

So far, excellent

Lamb Sharabi If there is a dish on the menu with large blobs of Onion, Marg will find it. She did. These were removed and piled on the plate.  There were not many positive noises coming across the table.  The only notable remark was that the Lamb was not that tender.  I was permitted a taste, there was nothing distinctive about this dish at all, not even the Brandy had added anything of note.

Tender Lamb Pardesi (Hot)The Pardesi was thick with Spinach as one would expect.  There were the occasional Spinach blasts on the palate but these were certainly few.  The dish lacked oomph.   Having asked for it hot it was not particularly so.  Marg’s Green Chillies found their way across the table.  Sadly, this dish did not impress to the same level as it had done fifteen months ago.

The Bill

£25.65.  This was within acceptable parameters.  No Rice had been, ordered and the Sundries kept to a minimum.

 The Aftermath

The Bill had Shimla Palace as the logo.  The address was in the far east of Scotland.  A board with Shimla Palace sat behind me.  I had to ask if they were changing the name of the restaurant once again.  I was assured it was simply a matter of being part of the same company.  So it goes.

Somehow, one suspects that Hector and Marg will try other local establishments before returning here.

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250,000 ! A Quarter of a Million Clicks on Curry-Heute.com

Another landmark figure has been reached in Hector’s World of reviewing Curry.

Since April the number of visitors has become significant, my thanks to all those who read regularly, people tell me they do!

I became aware yesterday that the key figure could be reached this weekend.  Just after midnight the counter ticked over and I caught it at 250, 017.  After some sleep I find it approaching 251,000.  I know I have one reader in the USA as it was he who put me in touch with Shkoor of Yadgar fame.  To those who operate in different time zones and have never experienced a Glasgow or Bradford Curry, well, keep salivating.  If anyone finds themselves with a few hours lay over at London’s Gatwick Airport, take a taxi to Crawley.  There are two absolute gems in this former New Town.  As for the Deutsche Leser, any tip-offs would be appreciated, and Köln calls next weekend…

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The Khyber is Craig’s favourite Curry House, evidently.

But does it sell Curry?

‘Today is the last day we shall all be together until New Year.’  So Yvonne realised a month or so back.  A grand day out was conceived, well that was the plan, ?Stan! is elsewhere.  Further proof that Dr. Stan was kidnapped by Aliens.  Instead we are joined by his able sidekick Dr. Rick and his dear Lady Suzie.

There was a 13.00 rendezvous at The Other Place, a pub (?) so poor in terms of ambience and service it will not be named in this Website or indeed Bier-Traveller until they get their act together, if ever.

Next weekend Hector will be in Köln having Gluhwein in the proper environment.  Today was Ersatz, with a visit to the Weinachtsmarkt at St. Enoch Sq.

We managed to lose each other despite the plethora of mobile phones.  Why do women have their phones in their handbags, what is wrong with their knicker pockets?  This does not explain why Howard was incommunicado.  Steve was very efficient and managed to become a late add in to the Curry order.

The Friends of Hector have congregated at The Khyber Restaurant (221 St Andrews Road, Glasgow, G41 1PD) to eat their version of the Lamb Karahi.  Sold only by the half kilo this is a demanding ritual.  We have learned to stir what is presented  as the  flavours at the bottom of the metal dish defy belief.  What looks like a Stew is indeed one of the finest Curry dishes served in Glasgow.

‘Is that to sit in or takeaway?’

The order was phoned in an hour in advance, the Chap on the other end appeared to understand, I asked for eight Lamb Karahi and advised that one person would order on arrival.  Starters were mentioned, on arrival they had put us a down for five starters.  Where did that come from?  Chaps, learn the language please.

Dr. Rick found something on the minimal menu for Suzie who eats even more Baby Food than Craig.  Craig had decided that he could cope with the normal presentation; the facial expression suggests this may have been over ambitious.  So much for Mr Vindaloo Man.  Six Chapattis were also added to the order.  The Complimentary Salad arrived with a Dip that was pronounced Spicy!

The confusion set aside, the plates of steaming Boiled Rice were brought to the table by Amjad, the new Mein Host.  The large steel Karahi were brought out as fast as the staff could carry them and we were off.  Suzie had something similar looking, but in Chicken.

Six of Nine

We had three people experiencing the joys of the Khyber for the first time.  Dr. Rick and Steve were instantly impressed.  This Curry, if indeed it is a Curry, is astonishing.  Turmeric, Chili Powder, Cinnamon, and Cloves are ingredients I would say were not included in the recipe.  Black Pepper is very much the source of the heat.  The taste of the Lamb itself is to the fore.  This is a slow cooked Stew, it becomes a very fine Curry that the six regulars hold in very high esteem.

The Chapattis appeared, they had transformed themselves into Nan.  Suzie let us taste her Chicken dish, Hector could tell little difference in strength, poor Susie.  The dish was certainly Karragh!  The Salt content was impressive.

Having starved ourselves, the food was consumed to the last morsel.  Why don’t we come here more often?  This was the first mass outing of The Friends of Hector for some time; I shall have to work on this.

The Bill

£112.15.  £14 per head with a half-kilo portion.  Everyone was more than happy with this, I believe.

The Aftermath

Where is Hamza?  I was told by Amjad that he is no longer working in the catering trade.

Taxis took Seven of Nine to the Allison Arms where Robin and ?Stan! were waiting, Jonathan arrived later.  It was time to attack the Weihnachts Bier.  Contrary to Thursday’s report, there are now two pubs in Glasgow selling both Pyraser and Tucher seasonal Festbier.  Olaf had reportedly brought more from his hidey-hole in Embra’.

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Yadgar! It’s an ill wind that prevents Hector having Curry

There is a bit of a wind blowing in Glasgow today

150km/h gusts have been reported.  With every school in the region closed (eventually), Steve and Hector took off to the South-Side of Glasgow to meet up with ?Stan!  Frere Gerard and a certain Olaf were also present at a particular locus where Weinachts Bier was the topic of conversation.

Even before some back-breaking sorting of bottles, Curry was on Hector’s mind.  Yadgar (148 Calder Street, Govanhill,  Glasgow, G42 7QP) was close by, an order of three Goshat Karahi (Hot, Boneless) was telephoned in, along with three Vegetable Rice.

Taking our seats in a warm, welcoming Yadgar the staff acknowledged our order delivered from the street in the howling gale.  It was good idea to reconfirm.

Shkoor was texted: ‘Greetings from Yadgar!’, it had to be done.  Well Mein Host cannot be present at all times.

The Complementary Poppadoms, Onion Chutney and Dips occupied us while we waited.  The Rice came first accompanied by an impressive Salad containing Cherry Tomatoes and Black Olives.  ?Stan! was the only person to sample this: ‘You must eat your greens.’ he insisted.  Who is this man?

After the ritual photos, permission was given to begin.  Steve was first to remark on the wonder of this dish.  ?Stan! made his appreciation audible.  Hector knew that this Dry, Spicy Curry with its distinctive flavours would not disappoint.  Curry with taste, an interesting concept which the majority of outlets simply have not mastered.

The Bill

£30.75.  This was for three normal sized portions.  The Scones and Coffees eaten at noon whilst we waited for Olaf had taken the edge off the appetite.

The Aftermath

Shkoor replied to the text.   He wished to verify that all had gone well.  ‘Three satisfied customers.’ Was the reply.

A point of information

The St Louis Café in Thornwood is the only bar in the city which is stocking both Pyraser and Tucher Weinachtsbier.  It will not last long.

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Frying Tonight! – The Machi Masala

The  Fish Curry always goes down well in Hector’s House.

A Supermarket Coup saw Hector relieve the local Sainsburys of two Trout for a very modest sum.  They looked at me coldly: ‘We want to be cooked in your lovely Creamy Curry-Heute.’ is what their eyes imparted.

It takes no time at all to cook a Fish Curry.  Tonight I may sneak in some Methi and see if Marg notices. Fresh Parsley too, there is no fresh Coriander in the House.  KRK is overdue a visit.

The full twenty minutes was given to the pulping Onion, Grated Ginger and Garlic.

Salmon Fillets have a definite advantage over Trout – nay Bones!  The Bones do give themselves up once cooked so not a problem.

Cream and Methi?

This worked a treat.  There was subtle bitterness which balanced perfectly the aromatic sweetness from the Black Cardamoms.  Marg took her first taste and balked – too Spicy?  She had been caught unawares but found it not as overwhelming as she first thought. This is a recipe that one can follow precisely, or play around with it.  The Methi and Fresh Parsley may well make another appearance in Hector’s Cooking.

 

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A Taste of Punjab

Located in Finnieston the Taste of Punjab (1131 Argyle St, Glasgow, G3 8ND) is located a few metres form the former great Glasgow Curry outlet the Crème de la Crème.  Hector has passed this venue hundreds of times, most significantly on the late night 62 bus.  The façade does nothing to entice one in; the place does look a bit down at heel.  From the bus the clientele are visible, usually Asian, so there must be something good on offer.

The entrance to the modest eating area is through the takeaway.  Bottles of Bier and Wine are visible, so the venue is licensed as they advertise.  I still wonder why people want alcohol with Curry, I do not expect pubs to sell Curry, unless I am in Crawley.

I took my seat at 15.00, the normal Saturday Curry time, as ever I was the Lone Diner.  The menu had Specials none of which looked that Special.  I thought there was going to be nothing for Hector to eat when I spotted towards the Karahi at the bottom of the Popular Curry Dishes section.  A peculiar place to locate this surely?

The Chap from behind the counter became my waiter.  He took the order but brought me Still Water, not Sparkling as I had asked.  This was changed to Fanta.  So Lamb Karahi (Madras Hot) and Basmati Special Fried Rice it was then.

Whilst I waited I was treated to what sounded like a radio broadcast of prayers. Somebody somewhere was very excited.  This eventually gave way to traditional music, some of which was quite catchy; indeed as I left there was a tune I could not get out of my head, different.

After some  minutes of scraping sounds from the kitchen the meal was brought.  The vapour was rising from both the Rice and the Curry.  The Rice portion was excessive for one person, with some Sultanas and Mushrooms this did look very appetising but I knew I could never eat all this.  The Karahi looked the part, the portion appeared to be generous but this turned out to be a superficial observations.  There was Lamb but this was outnumbered by large pieces of Onion and yes, the dreaded Capsicum.

I kept waiting for the flavours to emerge, but sadly nothing. This was simply a bog standard Curry.  Had I read the front of the menu more carefully before ordering I may have noticed the information which states that they will basically make anything you want.  I should have therefore asked for some Methi of even Karela.  The inclusion of either of these does enhance the dish significantly.

I left quite a bit of Rice, Onion and Capsicum.  I was definitely Onioned out.

The Bill

£12.90.  I noticed as I stood up to leave that there is a flat charge of £1 for sitting in.

The Aftermath

I wonder what the regulars eat?  If anyone associated with a Taste of Punjab cares to contact Hector, I would be happy to return and eat what they really serve.  I do not believe it was on the menu.

Update

Taste of Punjab closed in 2014.

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Nearly two months since the last visit to Cafe Salma, unglaublich!

With the gnashers restored to something resembling their former glory, Hector made the rendezvous at Cafe Salma (523 Sauchiehall St, Charing X,  Glasgow G3 7PQ).  ?Stan! was already in situ and was tucking into this Complementary  Poppadom and Dips.  This is Hector’s first normal weekend for ages.  Life has been busy as the Curry-Heute Blog shows.  Bradford last weekend was simply outstanding.  ?Stan! was also available once more to resurrect the Friday evening Curry at Café Salma.

Hassan was nowhere to be seen when I entered, but once spotted he was straight over for the now customary hug.  Hector has graduated.  Hassan told of a Berlin couple who had been recently and complained there was nothing like this in their fair city.  If they looked at this Website then they would have found the Naveena Path which is definitely worth a visit.

More Poppadoms were presented, it was then I realised how hungry I was.  The Lamb Lahori (Hot) with vegetable Rice has been missed.  ?Stan! loves the Kofta Palak, so no Dessert for Hector then.  Strangely ?Stan! chose Vegetable Rice too which is puzzling as surely this dish is better with Chapattis.  This is further proof that Dr Stan has been kidnapped by Aliens and this replicant is my dining partner.

 

To say the meals were hot when they arrived would be a understatement,  ?Stan’s! photograph makes him look like a Djinn who has just emerged from his bottle.  ?Stan! thoroughly enjoyed his Kofta Palak, ‘This must be their signature dish.’ he stated.  Who is this talkative man?

Hector’s Lamb Lahori was certainly steaming Hot, but not Spicy Hot as I had asked.  Still, the warm, sweet rounded flavour emerged as ever, true satisfaction.  The Vegetable Rice was served in a sensible sized potion.  It was all over far too soon.  How I would love to have shared a Kofta Palak for Dessert.

The Bill

£26.00.  There was a discount because Hassan was happy to see us. It would be impolite to reveal what we were actually charged.

The Aftermath

Friday night in the Bon Accord.  Hector has missed their Festival, it has been a long time…

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Cafe Lahore, Helensburgh

Hector fancied a change. The Curry-Heute had to follow a superb weekend in Bradford, Curry Capital of Britain. Maybe tonight was the time to visit the commonly least fancied of Helensburgh’s three Curry Houses. So tonight Marg and Hector descended upon Helensburgh’s seaside front to visit the Cafe Lahore (33 West Clyde St, Helensburgh, G84 8AW).

Arriving first I had time to read the menu in its entirety. My choice was simple: Lamb Saag Karahi (Hot). Marg appeared out of the pouring rain, when will it ever stop?, and selected the Lahore Khas which is a mixture of Lamb, Chicken, Prawns and some Vegetables.

We were four diners in all. The other couple enquired about the advertised Buffet, it was not available. They also asked for drinks to be advised that none were available, but they could bring in their own. People want alcohol with Curry? The accompaniments were two Chapattis and a Vegetable Rice.

Complementary Poppadoms and Dips with a splendid Onion Chutney were brought to the table. The wait for the mains was not too long which is just as well as the house was a bit on the chilly side. A new Bert appeared to serve us. What happened to Bert #1?

My first reaction to the Karahi Saag was to admire  the plentiful amount piled high in the dish. However this turned out to be a mass of Spinach. At least it was not ‘Soup’, the meal looked the part. Sadly the taste was minimal. How can a plateful of Curry with Spinach not have the normal bitter? Marg suggested that as I was recovering from the common cold my taste buds may be operating outwith their usual efficiency. I did taste the Cauliflower which was with the Rice.

Marg had not asked for a Hot Curry, but somehow what was presented was indeed too hot for her enjoyment. She ate about half. Now normally this is the cue for Hector to dive in and therefore aid the revue of two Curries simultaneously.

Something Happened

Having remarked on how grisly the piece of Lamb was that I was about to eat, I prepared myself for the long chew. There was a crunch. Something alien had attached itself to the Lamb. Hector is falling apart. A back tooth had disintegrated, with a mouthful of Lamb it was an age before Hector could determine the extent of the damage. That was basically the end of Hector’s dinner.

The Bill

£20.30. This included two soft drinks, so not bad at all. The portions were more than adequate. They really need to work on the overall flavours.

The Aftermath

The calling card was graciously accepted. Many of us still wonder how this place survives. The venue has been there for years but I know nobody who visits. The Akash has little to worry about.

Update

The Cafe Lahore closed mid 2012 and has been redeveloped – but not as a Curry House…

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Bradford, The International Curry #3 : Curry, three times in one day, at the same restaurant!

Craig and Yvonne planned to join Hector for his third Curry-Heute at The International (40-42 Morley St, Bradford, BD7 1BA). Howard and Tracey had taken an earlier train back from Huddersfield and might possibly still be there. Alas, Hector was too late. ‘Your Friends have just left.’ I was told by our longest serving waiter as I entered. Mein Host verified that I had indeed been there this morning. This was the third visit in ten hours.

Having spotted the Lamb Karela in the wee small hours, this had to be the Curry on which  to finish the day.  The Complementary Popadom and Dips were presented, this time I ate them. It felt like a long time since breakfast.

The Lamb was again cut into the small pieces that is the norm in Bradford. It feels like a mountain of food. The Chapattis were put to good use scooping up the Lamb and minimal Masala. I had not specifically asked for Hot, but this certainly was. What the secret is to create this style of cooking is beyond the skills of Hector. Anyone can make a dry Curry, but to still pack in all this wonderful flavour remains a mystery. The Salt content was significant – Karrah!

The bitterness of the Karela was not excessive. How different this was from my Karahi last evening I know not. I was too busy having fun to take this on board. Karela v Methi? Both give an even drier flavour to the already dry dish. It is the balance that is difficult to get right.

The Bill

£7.00. The menu said £7.50 but this is the Bill that was pre-written and awaited me at the counter. The Chap I consider to be the owner was still on the premises. Maybe there is a special discount for eating this much Curry in the same restaurant. Who else has done this? Who else loves Curry this much?

The Aftermath

‘You should open premises in Glasgow and call the place ‘Bradford Curry” I suggested to Mein Host. Somebody should.

I received a text from Howard: ‘Now we understand what you are trying to do with your Curry, Dark and Dry.’

And so my day of indulgence in the Curry Capital of Britain draws to a close. It will be back to bland UK food for the next days. Spag Bol anyone?

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