A quick visit to Cafe Salma

Hector was here to primarily see Hassan.  There is another Curry-Heute planned, but when Hassan says are you staying to eat – one eats.

 Hector was at Café Salma (523 Sauchiehall St, Charing X, Glasgow, G3 7PQ) earlier than a normal Friday.  Today was part two in the organising of a major event.  When I returned to the table, the complementary Poppadoms and Chutney were already waiting.  I ate one.  One Poppadom is an ouef.

 An interrupting phone call informed me that  Dr Stan and Jonathan had just arrived at Traben-Trarbach.  This is the Wolf Strassenfest weekend, Lord Clive, Maggie and Hector hope to be there at 10.00 tomorrow morning.

 

Hector has had Kofta Palak in his mind for some weeks now.  This was to be a worthy snack before heading off to Glasgow Airport.

Four large Lamb Meatballs in the thickest Spinach Masala imaginable were presented.  Superb.  The accompanying Chapatti was just right.  Again, Edinburgh readers, please note the generous size and thickness.

It is a while since I have had a whole portion of Kofta Palak to myself.  Excellent as it is, I do not feel it really constitutes a main course.  For those not dining alone, why not order it as a Starter and share?  Or better still, order it as Dessert!

 Hassan asked me: ‘How’s the Food?’

‘I may come back…’

‘Yes with thirty five others…’

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New Kismet (Tandoori Take-Away)

Some twenty years have passed since Hector last set foot in these premises.  By road it could well be the closest source of Curry-Heute to Hector’s House.  The New Kismet (311 Drumry Rd, Drumchapel, Glasgow, G15 8PA) is just across the border from Clydebank.  The fact that such a long period of time has passed says much about the previous experience

The reason for my return?

 There was a chance conversation with a chap working at Café Serena who said this is where he normally worked.  I had to try it.

 As with most Take-Away houses these days, the ubiquitous Donner Kebabs and Pizza occupied about half of the menu.  The Lamb Karahi was available, so what better dish to judge this outlet?  Two Chapattis were the accompaniment, this would reveal the full flavour, if any, of the Curry.

 Whilst waiting for my meal there was a horrible moment.  The young Chap who handled the money also put his uncovered hand into the grated Cheese bowl to spread on a Pizza.  Is this allowed?  Most people wear gloves these days… Hopefully he would not be coming in contact with my order.

 The Bill

 £8.10.  I could have ordered a Tea-Time Special deal but probably would not have secured the meal of choice.

 Hector’s House

Would this just be a Clydebank Curry variant? The portion looked more than adequate when the cover was taken off the container.  The Masala was not red, there were copious Onions evident.    The Masala was also quite Oily.  The fresh Coriander generously sprinkled on top was a positive feature.  Was that a piece of Capsicum?  The two Chapattis were large and on the chunky side.  Hector was by now filled with great optimism.

 The first taste did not disappoint.  The second was better.  The Lamb was on the tough side but the proper flavour of Lamb was evident.  The Masala was very good indeed.  Some would welcome this if they ordered Dopiaza.

 I pulled out a piece of Capsicum, and then another.  How much was there?  Far too much was the annoying conclusion.  This rogue vegetable was not listed in the meal description.  I piled it up on the side of the plate.

 Capsicum (set) aside, I thoroughly enjoyed this Curry.  I cannot give it super status, but I think I will certainly visit the New Kismet again, before twenty more years pass.

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A Saturday night in Helensburgh, the Akash then…

It was just as well that with Tracy’s insistence, Alan had made a late booking for table at the Akash (45A Sinclair St, Helensburgh, Dunbartonshire G84 8TG ), the place was nearly full. Helensburgh’s premier Curry House is still doing good business.

Four Poppadoms and accompanying Chutneys were ordered as amusement whilst we waited for the Starters. Alan and Tracy were to share a Sikh Kebab. Tracey eating Lamb, there is hope? Hector has been ordering the Akash version of Chicken Chat for some thirty years. The dish is unique, sadly it has evolved from its sensational origins, what would tonight bring? Marg stated that she would have some of my Starter, really?

 The Mains

 As locals, Alan and Tracy keep up with any changes to the menu. It always looks the same to me. The Akash taste has disappeared in recent years. The Curry here used to be sensational. Well, not actually here, before they moved from their now demolished premises across from the station. What to have? Lamb Bhuna with Spinach (hot) was Hector’s choice. Marg went for Lamb Gulap which Hector has described on previous visits. Alan and Tracy both selected the Chicken (?) Makhini with Spinach. Four Chapattis and a Garlic and Coriander Nan were ordered to accompany my Mushroom Rice. Let the fun commence….

Chicken Chat

Seekh Kebab

Paying for Poppadoms, this remains an issue with Hector. The Onion Chutney was decidedly anaemic, the Mango Chutney made up for this along with the two Yoghurt based dips. The Starters came with expected efficiency. The Chicken Chat was presented with eight large chunks of Chicken. This dish used to have very small pieces of meat served Bradford sized. Tonight was the largest sized Chicken ever. There was a lot of it. This amount of meat is more than some outlets give as a main course. Hector was worried that this could spoil the appetite.  Marg was permitted her modest share. 

Chicken Makhni  with Spinach

Alan insisted I try the Masala in his Makhini. The Masala was Yoghurt based, the Spinach gave it a pleasant Herb appearance. The flavour was not that distinctive. Anyway I was more interested in what I had ordered.

Lamb GulapMarg’s Gulap came with the decoratively cut Tomato plonked on top. Why it has this I know not. Marg assures me that it was enjoyable and had a rich flavour.

Bhuna-Palak Gosht 

How much Spinach?

The consistency of Hector’s Bhuna-Palak Gosht was appealing. The Chapatti was dipped into the Masala as is customary. Pleasant, not overwhelming. The Spinach may have been waved over the pot. Cafe Salma this was not.  The Lamb varied from perfection to slightly on the tougher side.  The dish was certainly hot, but the expected flavours never presented.

We took our time. There was a lot of food on the table. Four Chapattis, one Nan, excessive? Well how can one tell until the final moments? By the time we had finished the restaurant was empty.

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The Bill

 £67. This included two coffees and some Cider.  No complaints here.

 The Aftermath

There was a chance to chat with Shuel, son or Mr Ali, the owner. Hector taught Shuel back in the halcyon days of the Akash, the 1980s. He is aware of this website but has not yet looked.

Hi, Shuel!

We discussed favourite Curry Houses. Shuel has been to Yadgar but admits to only ever having had safe orders – Chicken Bhuna… Chicken?

Web Activity

There has been much activity on this site this evening. The comments made on my previous entries are always welcome. A couple of humorous ones from Borat, or is that Murat, are worth a gander. Call me – Hector.

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Dumbarton – Delhi Darbar – Robin’s local

Delhi Darbar (151 Glasgow Rd, Dumbarton, G82 1RH) is a Curry House that Hector passes regularly.  It is also Robin’s favoured pit stop of an evening.  Perhaps he will take time to make further comments.

 Marg and Hector have had sit down meals here twice over the years.  On the first occasion I was convinced there was no Chef in the house and the waiter was doing the cooking.  This was poor.  The second visit was better.  A Takeaway Pakora is my normal purchase after a late night at work just to top up the batteries,  but what would I make of their full blown Takeaway?

 I had to ask for the menu, I could not see anything on the lit up board behind the counter that took my fancy.  The Lamb Karahi was spotted along with the Supreme Fried Rice which includes Peas, Mushrooms and Onions.    At £8 for lot, this was within acceptable parameters, but I have sat down in other venues, eaten more and paid less.

The trays were still too hot to handle when they were unpacked ten minutes later.  So far so good.

 The Red Clydebank Curry

 

Here we go again.  The Curry that permeates all the Clydebank outlets, thick with Chopped Onion and very Red, was staring up at me.  Would it taste the same?

Oh that it did.  This was decidedly bland.  There was nothing remarkable about the Curry at all.  Somehow Green Capsicum had also invaded my plate.  I know not if this came from the Rice or the Curry.  If it was the Curry then surely it should have been listed as an ingredient.

To all Chefs everywhere: if you are putting Capsicum in a Curry please declare this in advance!

I ate the lot, I was very hungry.

Now I know why I normally drive on past.

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A New Yadgar Experience

With Marg in Aberdeen on Hockey business, Hector was at large on the Southside for the third consecutive day.  Like last Sunday, Kofta was foremost in the mind.  This Post was intended to be Sheerin Palace, Part 2, alas the required dish was not available.  Yesterday’s Lamb was still on display, but the whole point of Curry is the vast range in styles and flavours so there is no need to eat the same thing everyday.  The Chicken dish was still there too but Hector does not seek Chicken, there must be different Lamb around the corner.

And so for only the third time, Hector entered Yadgar (148 Calder St, Govanhill, Glasgow, G42 7QP) unannounced.  Today’s Lamb dish was not obvious, I asked at the counter.  Lamb Karela?  Well, yes please was the obvious reply.

I took my usual seat about 17.00, there were other diners and on occasion the doorway was wedged with people ordering Take-Aways.  Shkoor appeared from the kitchen he had obviously been told I was in the house.  He was pleased that I had turned up to try something different.  I always said I would, today is the day.

I declined all offers of Salad, Starters etc.  I shall eat my Karela Gosht and two Chapattis and concentrate on what pleases me most: eating Curry.

Regular readers will know that Karela, the so called Bitter Melon, has featured quite a bit in the last couple of months.  This Vegetable gives Curry something different.  The New Karahi Palace is where I had my first Karela experience.  Karela was also the key ingredient in my last home-cooked creation.

The Chapattis and the Curry arrived.  Today I had something to dip.  Shkoor reappeared to check it was OK.  It is much better than OK.  It was not the best Curry served in Glasgow, that title must be given to the Goshat Karahi served on these premises.  This was very good, but not outstanding.  The Masala was dark and thick, not dissimilar to that served on Friday evening.  The Lamb was on-the-bone, great.   The two Chapattis were the perfect accompaniment.  The fork was never used.

Dessert? No way!

Shkoor is of the opinion that a main dish is a prelude to a great Dessert.  Hector would not mind if he never ate another Dessert.  Let the flavour of the Curry linger as long as possible.

The Bill

£7.50.  This included a Coke.  People were almost queueing out the door as I left.  One Chap had a large Take-Away which included the spectacular Goshat Karahi.  Next time.

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The Sheerin Palace, Part 1

With Scotland doing their best to avoid embarrassment at Hampden Park, Hector entered The Sheerin Palace (300 Allison St, Glasgow, G42 8HQ) just a kilometre down the road from Mount Florida.  This Curry Café on the Southside was much quieter than the aforementioned arena, half the price of a ticket to the Footay, at least, and more certain to provide satisfaction.

 Three lads were waiting for their order as I sat down at the table I have occupied on my previous visits.  Another Chap was tucking into his dish and two Asians of the other type were finishing their meals.  The presence of the latter suggests that this place is certainly on the Glasgow Curry Map.

At the counter I asked for a description of what was on offer.  Lamb Curry with Potato, Kofta with Egg, Chicken with Spinach, Okra, Lentil and something else I couldn’t fathom were the choices.  I hadn’t clocked the Kofta Egg until my departure; my eyes were drawn to the Aloo Gosht automatically one assumes.

There was a platter of Rice with Chickpeas piled high on the counter, some of this looked appealing.

 It serves me right

 

Kenny Miller had just put Scotland ahead as my meal arrived.  This was most certainly the high point of the day.  The Rice portion was massive, two portions at least in any other outlet.  The Chickpeas made it interesting.  I came to realise that Rice was the wrong thing to have ordered.  The Chap opposite had just received an additional Chapatti for his meal; this is what Hector should have ordered.

The Lamb was presented in the classic 1960s style Masala, thin, red and oily.  If there was an Onion base, this was minimal.  Hector had nothing to dip.  The flavour of the Masala was therefore lost, totally.  As I spooned the Lamb and Masala on to my Rice the liquid was absorbed completely.  This enhanced the Rice that had been coated, alas with the sheer quantity of Rice on the plate this left a lot that was quite plain.

The Lamb was fine, not outstanding.  Worried that my taste buds were still not fully functional after yesterday’s Flu, I had ordered a bottle of Coke, this tasted normal.

The Bill

 £9.00  At this price one could almost afford to eat here every day.  The venue is cheap and cheerful, nothing flashy at all.  Note, Marg has never been.

Why Part 1?

Hector had chosen the blandest of meals from the selection on offer.  I cannot write a report on the Sheerin Palace and leave it like this.  The Sheerin Palace serves much better Curry than the one I had selected today.  I therefore resolve to return soon.  The Kofta Egg is calling, that is unless the Quails are back.

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The Yadgar Cure-all…

The bones were creaking, the throat throbbing, there was only one thing for it, a Curry-Heute!

Shkoor, Mein Host at Yadgar (148 Calder Street, Govanhill, Glasgow G42 7QP) was texted and the order set in place.  The Flu symptoms were not going defeat this commentator.   Hector would again dine alone, Dr Stan has been laid up with Flu-plus for the last ten days.   With boredom in place, he may even be reduced to reading about Curry, even this Blog.

I took my seat, there were three other diners at two tables, the Carry-Out business was in full flight.  Shkoor came out from the kitchen to give me his customary greeting.  I described my plight.  People don’t really expect anything but fine when they ask how one is.  Hector has never understood this ritual exchange.  I know someone who says fine – fine as he asks the question himself.  I digress; it must be the rising temperature.

The complementary Poppadoms, two of, with the chunkiest Onion Chutney on the planet were soon presented.  I was now worried about doing the meal justice.  Ten minutes later I would have welcomed my Curry, but suddenly another platter was set before me: Chick Peas, Chicken Pakora and a rather posh Side Salad.  The latter has certainly evolved into something attractive in the last year or so.

The remaining Poppadoms were removed, and Shkoor offered to make a Doggy Bag for this new feast.  I like Chick Peas when I do not prepare them, this was cool and refreshing.  The Chicken Pakora was blow your head off – hot!  Chicken in Batter, nothing else was evident, how did they do this?  I ate the lot.

Later than I had anticipated, the main even arrived: Lamb Karahi (on-the-bone), Vegetable Rice and a Chapatti.  How on earth could I eat all this now?

The Vegetable Rice is as always a treat in itself.  Potato, Peas, Mushroom mixed in with Rice that owes more to Biryani than Plain Basmati.  The Chapatti was exactly what a Chapatti should be, none of this Edinburgh rubbish.

The Curry

I have always meant to have something different at Yadgar.   I have never strayed away from the Goshat Karahi, but that is not what I ordered today.  This was different.  Was it because Mr Shah was not on the premises?  I know not, but this was not my usual fare.  The Meal was darker than the norm.  This could be a comparison based on the very red Curry I had last week in Clydebank.  The Masala was not the dry thick way I usually ask for, but I had not asked for that.  This was how I would like my Nahiree to be served. Perhaps this was not the best Curry I have ever been served at Yadgar, but it was different and it did have the underlying distinctive Yadgar flavour.  This Curry was still light years ahead of most Glasgow outlets.

Less than half the Chapatti remained at the end of the meal, a modicum of Rice and a pile of Bones.  Hector had been sated.

The Bill

I cannot disclose the Bill as I only know what I  paid, and this was nowhere near enough.

Shkoor is happy to have Hector come and eat his Curry, he knows it is loved and he knows that yet another web page will appear raving about the quality of the food served here.  Let us hope this symbiotic relationship will continue for many years.  We need a Yadgar t-shirt, I trust people have Googled the definition of  Yadgar?

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Mother India’s Cafe – It must be a Sunday afternoon

The Hockey season cannot be fully underway yet, Marg is free!  Butter Chicken at Mother India’s Café (1355 Argyle St, Glasgow, G3 8AD) remains her favourite Curry, anywhere.  Unbelievably it is February since we last indulged.

 

Marg also selected Coriander and Lime Trout to accompany her usual Lemon Rice.  Hector was hoping for the magnificent Kofta Palak, but again this was not on the Specials Menu, a great pity as I feel this should be on the regular Menu, it is that wonderful.  Fortunately the Lamb Massalum with Okra was on the Specials to accompany the mandatory Machi Masala and two Chapattis.

We had moments to notice the new décor, new wall coverings and padded seats along the walls.  Business must be good.  Some new black and white photos adorn the walls; I feel I know most of these Asian culinary celebrities.

The dishes started to appear: the Lamb Massalum arrived along with the Rice and the Butter Chicken.  Marg was straight in to her favourite dish.  She loves the richness of the Masala and the fact that the slight kick is not excessive.  She also regards the portion as perfect, more would be too much.  Her Fish dish came wrapped in foil, I was permitted a taste.  It was Trout with Coriander and Lime, it did exactly what it said on the tin (foil), and no more.

The Machi Masala is something else, the best Fish Curry outside of München? Today the Lamb Massalum did not hit the spot.  It was not Karrah!  There was no Salt evident, perhaps this was the after effect of the Fish dish, I have had much better here.

A third Chapatti had to be ordered to polish off the feast.

Hector is happy on the inside…

Café Latte

Marg enjoyed a well presented and hot coffee, in fact a couple came in and sat at the adjacent table and coffee was all they ordered.  Is something new underway?

The Bill

£30.55.  The Rice portion at £1.95 is excessive.  Nothing here is cheap, but one does not dine here every week.  A wonderful restaurant with a unique ambience and great service.  The food is usually outstanding.

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New Cafe Punjab, Hector’s Clydebank Local

This must be the earliest ever Saturday Curry-Heute posting.  At 14.00 Hector is back home having had lunch at his preferred local Curry House, the New Café Punjab (26 Alexander St, Clydebank, Dunbartonshire, G81 1RZ).  This is very much a Mainstream Curry House, they are good at what they do.

 In my previous New Café Punjab posting back in June, 2010, I remarked at how rarely I visit these premises and that was a takeaway.  Today Hector went for the sit-in experience.  Mein Host remembered me, he knew exactly who I was and recalled my last order: South Indian Garlic Chilli.  I had to check my own Blog, he was right!

 I declined the Buffet which featured eight main dishes only one of which was Lamb (Bhuna).  I was handed what I presume was the lunchtime menu, I opened it, glanced quickly then put it aside.  On the window outside I had established that Lamb Karahi was on the menu, I have never ordered this dish in these premises.  This order was accepted along with Vegetable Rice.  I was offered Pakora as inclusive in the lunchtime deal, I declined.  I could not eat all that food.

 

There were a dozen diners all of whom were partaking of the Buffet.  At around £6.50 for the Buffet they were certainly receiving good value.  I suppose they like Chicken Curry.

 Lamb Karahi

 

The presented dishes looked smaller than the norm but they were filled.  The red colour was frightening, but this is the Clydebank way. The Rice looked fresh and featured Mushrooms, always a welcomed sight.  One stray piece of the dreaded Capsicum found its way on to the plate.

The Lamb portion proved to be just right.  One o’clock is early for Hector to eat.

 Gosh!

 Expecting what I have described as the Clydebank Curry Taste I was pleased to discover that this was a departure from the ubiquitous flavour that exists West of Glasgow.  The Masala was rich with some large pieces of Onion too.  The Salt content was perfection – Karrah! – thus bringing out all the other flavours.  The Lamb was astonishing.  This had a melt in the mouth texture, cooked to perfection.  Excellent is how I described the Lamb to Mein Host.

 The Bill

 £8.10.  The Sparkling Water was a can of Perrier, very posh.    I can see now why the place was doing so well; the locals can pop in here whilst out shopping.  Hopefully Hector will pop in again before another fourteen months have lapsed.

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Glasgow – Southern Spice – An Indian Curry

With Dr Stan indisposed, Hector was very much the Lone Diner for this Curry-Heute.

The lights were on but nobody was  home when I entered the Southern Spice (325 Sauchiehall St., Glasgow, G2 3HW) shortly before 18.00.   Whilst perusing the menu, a Chap appeared from the basement.  Fish Chettinad was what I had in mind.  There was Lamb and Chicken versions mentioned in the menu but not Fish.  Under the banner of Seafood were the Fish dishes, strange.  The waiter pointed to two Fish dishes, I chose the one without the Coconut.

I balked at the price of the Vegetable Fried Rice, £5.25!  How on Earth could they justify this?  Anyway, I ordered this presumably Gold Plated Rice Bowl.  The Kerala Fish Curry was £10.45, but I was in the heart of the city and Fish Curry is more expensive than Lamb Curry these days.  Again something I find difficult to fathom.

I was wondering if there was anyone else in the building for quite a while until I heard a conversation from downstairs, so there was a Chef.

Kerala Fish CurryThe meal did not take too long to appear.  With the photographic ritual out of the way I tucked in.  The Masala was on the thin side, the Fish portion was certainly ample.  The Rice was enough for two people to eat, I knew from the start I could not eat this much Rice.  The Vegetable content was nothing special and the Rice itself was simply Turmeric stained, not the magnificent Biryani like creations served in the Curry Cafes across the river. A waste then.

 Hector fancied a changeSouth Indian Curry is markedly different from the normal Punjabi/Bangladeshi fayre served in this city.  There was a strong flavour of Black Pepper and the red Chillies were doing their aromatic best and adding more heat too.  One rapidly concluded that these are not really edible; the tough exterior does not lead to easy digestion.  The abundant Curry leaves also added their unique flavour to the dish.  This was thoroughly pleasant.

I ate alone, in silence.  Only after I had finished did the waiter approach me to ask if I had enjoyed the food.  I told him that Indian Mango in München is my yardstick for Fish Chettinad.  Nothing has ever come close to that, but I cannot make any negative statements about the quality of this Curry.

 The Bill

£17.25.  At least the Sparkling Water was priced within acceptable parameters (£1.55)  and so the hit was not as much as I feared.

The Aftermath

The lingering aftertaste was proof that I had eaten an above average Curry.

Update

At some point in the Covid era, Southern Spice closed.

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