It is Saturday, it is 15.00, it is The Village

Dr Stan, Robin, Howard and Tracey were standing outside the still temporary Village premises (129 Nelson St, Tradeston, Glasgow, G5 8DZ) when Hector arrived punctually.  The table was not ready.  Yvonne had texted to say she and Craig would be ten minutes late.  Jonathan was later still. The front of house staff have all changed in the last few weeks and so our party were strangers to the them.

Dr Stan and Hector had a new strategy to overcome the small-ish portions now being served up, we would share a third Curry.  This was the Lamb Aloo from the Specials Board.  For my main the Lamb Laal Lahori was the selection from the Desi part of the menu.  Dr Stan, Howard and Yvonne had the classic Village Lamb Desi Korma. Tracey investigated the possibility of having a Keema version created (not on the menu) and there was compliance. Jonathan had the third great Desi dish on offer The Tawa.  Robin, who rarely eats his Curry this early in the day, selected the Lamb Bhuna, and Craig opted for the Chicken Tikka Balti, or the Baby Food.  Many plates of Vegetable Rice were ordered and Plain Basmati too and only a solitary Paratha.

One Robin

It was approaching 15.50 when the dishes started to arrive from the kitchen.  Both my dishes came first.  The Plain Rice portions were well behind the rest of the order which was somewhat frustrating for those who sat watching their food go cold.  It was only then that the Paratha was even considered.  This is the penalty for dining in such a large group, they never manage to get all the dishes out together.

The Laal Lahori was a pleasant change.  The rich Tomato flavoured Masala comes through strongly.  I had asked for it hot, it was.  However, the Lamb Aloo was even hotter! A portion and a half left Dr Stan and Hector very well fed indeed.  Five hours later Jonathan was hungry again, he should have planned his day better.

Yvonne ate all of her Rice which made her realise the portion must have been smaller.  Indeed, the consensus around the table was that we had been given less than we have become used to over the years.  That every plate and serving dish was scraped clean suggests most could have eaten more.  Dr Stan plodded on to the end of his 1.5 Curry Portions and stated that he had again thoroughly enjoyed his meal.

That’s the way to do it.

The Bill

£82 between eight of us.  This remains excellent value but I believe we would be happier to pay a pound or so more and not have Hector making negative comments about one of his favourite Curry Houses.

The New Premises

Posted April 24th, 2010: What is happening? Posters on the window…ah the planned renovations are under way. The downstairs is being expanded into the industrial unit across the small lane, strange, but we will find out when all is complete in two months.

Polished stone cladding has covered up the bare blocks that have been the facade over the winter.  The end must be in sight.  Two months?

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Lakeland Spice Cuisine, A Keswick Curry

There was muttering last night about a lunchtime Curry-Heute as Hector struggled to find anything worth eating in one of the ‘C’ word restaurants.  No buffet, overpriced, it was the lady’s choice.  Such is the magnanimous nature of Marg when Hector spotted the Lakeland Spice Cuisine (81 Main Street, Keswick CA12 5DT, England) there were no protests at all.  Pakora was the appeasement, as it happens this was the one thing not on their menu.  Payback.

Yes, we did drive through the Lake District, driving north along the A591 on a bank holiday  This did live up to the nomenclature of ‘Hector’s Horrible Holidays’.  Bowness on Windermere was full, Ambleside is too far from the Lake for a brief stop, Keswick won.  Lucky Keswick.  We stayed for four hours, two longer than planned, but the Curry-Heute did take up a significant part of this.

 

Lamb Chops

It was the menu posted outside that made Hector determined to sample this eatery: Chef’s Special Lamb Chops Bhuna.  Marg settled for the Lamb Chops Starter as her means of accompaniment.  We of course were the only customers but a family did arrive and I can confirm that tomorrow night, The Dent Party of twelve shall be enjoying a superb meal at 21.00.  This is going to be a very positive report, but only after the mineral water is dealt with.

Voss, Norwegian Water, we do not have any, apparently…

If anyone is ever presented with a cylindrical bottle of Voss Sparkling Water, send it back immediately, I did.  Hector failed to do this in Aberdeen’s Jewel in The Crown some years back, never again.  Water, it falls from the sky; CO2, it is a by-product of the brewing process which is why Carlsberg also make a range of carbonated soft drinks. £2.70 for 400ml (?) is not on. (In Aberdeen, the 800ml was astronomical! …and I still have the bottle, well, I paid for it…)

The Wait

The aroma from the kitchen was superb. There was time to inspect the premises, there is an upstairs too.  This place must do good business to justify its site, the other Curry House in Keswick is hidden behind a garage.

The Curry

Records show that Hector likes a dry Curry, Bhuna should be dry in my book.  The Masala was certainly of the thicker variety and appeared to be Daal rich.  Was it really a Bhuna; not having seen the other dishes on offer it is difficult to say what the Chef had in mind?  The portion was generous with four Lamb Chops.  The Lamb on-the-bone adds to the overall flavour, the taste of this meal slowly revealed itself to the palate as it was consumed.  This was a very good Curry indeed.

The Vegetable Rice had Cabbage.  This was a first.  It looked like shreds of Onion, but this worked remarkably well.

 

The Lamb Chops

Marg had two chops in her Starter which was timed to accompany my main meal.  ‘Very tasty’ was her verdict. Lamb Chops on consecutive Fridays, what is happening?  She also took a spoonful of the Rice and some of the Masala, this also received the thumbs up.

Having come upon this venue totally by chance this was much more than I could possibly have hoped for.  Keswick is now on the Curry radar, the aftertaste on the drive up the M6/M74 was truly splendid.

(…and no, this is not the same t-shirt as two days ago…)

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Ulverston – Naaz

Hector and Marg are having a short break in Cumbria, not the Lake District. Barrow in Furness is the site of our nocturnal repose, however Ulverston has won our hearts with its traditional Market Town atmosphere and an amazing array of hostelries. Having said that, Hector has yet to taste a decent pint on this trip. Today we did walk to the southern tip of Walney Island and sailed – by boat! – to Piel Island for the Castle and em, lunch at The Ship Inn.

Research on other sites suggested that if I was to have one Curry-Heute only on this trip then it would have to be at Naaz (15-17 Queen St, Ulverston, LA12 7AF), and not in Barrow itself. Though there does appear to be another Naaz in Barrow which is under construction.

Hector already has his meal selected from the online menu: Rajastani Gosht – A fairly hot stew dish prepared with shanks of grilled lamb and gently simmered in a yoghurt and tamarind sauce. A superb lamb dish with a strong flavour. Marg nearly had Spinach but went for the far safer Tandoori Butter ChickenBoneless tandoori chicken cooked in a creamy, buttery sauce, made with almond flakes, a touch of coconut, onions, cream and a touch of tomato paste to give a slightly sweet and creamy flavour. This dish came with a warning: …may contain nuts… Really?

Vegetable Pilau Rice was the usual accompaniment then Marg astounded me: Shall we have a Paratha? Now Marg has moved on from a share of Garlic Nan due to the sheer volume, certain establishments excepted. In recent times it has been a Chapatti each, but now the Paratha, and a stuffed one at that! There is hope.

Having had a Steak Pie lunch on Piel Island, Hector knew that no Starters were necessary, not even a Poppadom. We were offered some, it is a shame we were not ravenous as the Starters were all reasonably priced.

The wait for our meal was not a long one. There were only three other diners and another couple joined the assembly before we had finished. The Masala in Marg’s Butter Chicken had formed a slight skin, it had probably been waiting for the more complex Lamb dish.

The Rajastani Gosht looked ‘red’. The Masala was not not excessive and on first taste seemed quite sweet. On dipping the Paratha into Marg’s, gosh this was sweet!

The dish was pleasant enough in flavour, indeed afterwards it dawned on me that I recognised ‘the taste’, it is what I call the Clydebank Curry taste. The Onions and Tomato Puree are very much to the fore. My main criticism of this dish has to be the Lamb. Now the menu does say stew, so how come this was Lamb Tikka? Had they really boiled Lamb Tikka to create this dish, I felt there was no evidence for this and therefore the Lamb was not as succulent as Hector likes. Indeed, far too chewy at times.

Marg remarked on the cream and coconut content and the fact there was plenty of Chicken. A bit bland compared to Mother India’s Cafe (Glasgow) where the same dish always has a kick.

We ate the lot bar one tiny piece of Paratha. The Rice portion was not huge but turned out to be sufficient to share. The Coriander in the Paratha gave an interesting diversity to the main dishes.

Tomorrow The Laurel and Hardy Museum and the Barrow Dock Museum, Furness Abbey and the ‘Zoo’ at Dalton on Furness. Hector sure knows how to show a lady a good time…

Hector shall certainly return to Ulverston, many pubs and two more Curry Houses…

 

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Hector at The Village, very unlikely…

She knows you know

There was a dearth of Bier in the city of Glasgow today.  Given the Curry intake in previous days Hector had not organised any distraction.  15.00 came and went, the Drum and Monkey’s Jaipur was potable but not outstanding.  As the company disintegrated Mags announced she was going for a Takeaway at The Village (129 Nelson Street, Tradeston, Glasgow, G5 8DZ)  on her way home.  She knows the rule.

A short bus hop across the river and we were sat in the middle of the temporary accommodation.  Temporary ? – not much has changed across the street in the weeks since the last visit.

No need for a menu

Two Village Lamb Desi Kormas (hot) off-the-bone, one large Mushroom Rice, and a Garlic and Coriander Nan was the order given to the gracious young lady who now patrols the tables.

There were other diners but the Curry did not take too long to appear, ah the joy of not sitting down in a large group.

Please, Sir – can I have some more?

April 16 (2011)                         October 16 (2010)

Hector has made more than passing comment on the fact that the portions at The Village have been shrinking in recent times.  (Don’t even think about ordering Lamb on-the-bone.)  Tonight’s portion was smaller than Starters I have had in Bradford.  Has Glasgow adopted the ‘London portion’ ?

The Nan bread was terrible, it had not risen.  The presented Rice was a single portion of Pilau, not what had been ordered.  Fortunately it was Master Baig who brought the order to the table and so the Rice problem was quickly rectified.  However, there was no magic wand to make the pieces of meat multiply.

Having asked for hot this certainly was.  The Citrus was evident but not much else, this had been overdone.  Mags thought it was seriously hot. She recalled how a previous hot Curry had been left in her fridge overnight and became much more accessible the next day; this became her tactic for tonight as a doggy bag was sought for the small quantity  she did not eat.  Meanwhile Hector had scraped his bowl clean.

The Bill

£22 is again in the realm of the affordable; however I would rather pay more and guarantee sufficiency.  Master Baig was manning the till when we left and so it became the perfect opperchancity to make some quiet remarks.

Hector’s Comments

The portions are visibly smaller, so please put up the price if required and give us back a meal.

Ordering Lamb on-the-bone is now a non starter given the portion size is the same as off-the-bone and em, there is bone debris left ….  I was told that Lamb on-the-bone is dearer. Not in the Halal shops I visit. (This will be verified, I was told.)

Why not sell by the (half-) kilo? Then one knows exactly what to expect.

It is written

Yvonne has declared that our next Curry-Heute gathering shall be here at The Village: Saturday 23rd.  Dr Stan and Hector may order three portions between us, else I shall be having a Starter/Dessert.

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Glasgow – The Punjabi Charing Cross – The Opening Night

Friday, April 15th, 2011 : Opening Time for the Punjabi Charing Cross, meanwhile the Bon Accord Ale House is 40 years old today, nothing special happening there then…

Hari and Hari’s new outlet

Hector has been on tenterhooks for the last few days, a prisoner in his own home whilst a new kitchen was installed and therefore no cooking facilities whatsoever.  This is the reason behind the Curry Binge, there was also an underlying plan to the week :

Punjabi Charing Cross (North St, Glasgow, G3 7DA) a new Curry House is scheduled to open this evening, immediately next door to the Bon Accord.  It is a genuine Indian one too. Hector knows, he has been in conversation with the owners throughout this week of vacation.  Hopefully a more in focus photo of Hector and Hari will appear in time to come.  The ‘other’ Hari needs a steadier hand.

The Chaps have been running one of my all time favourite venues but only for the last five years: The Modern Punjabi (560 Paisley Road West, Glasgow,G51 1RF).  Neil and Hector ate here back in the 1970s, occasional visits have been made since then.  Marg sometimes gets takeaways from there when she is at The Wendyhaus.

A new experience

Hari has told Hector that he has something different to offer his clientele.  Others have suggested to Hari that his meals deserve a wider audience leading therefore to the opening of the new premises in town. Hari aims to offer Punjabi cooking as it has been done for centuries in the villages of India.  So, no Chicken Tikka Masala on the menu then?  One may also deduce that the Vegetable dishes could be to the fore. There are many Curry Houses in this area and Hector has been Blogging throughout this week an up to date appraisal of the ‘opposition’.  Only Café Salma can be described as outstanding amongst the local rivals.

Here we go…

The above was set to post at 18.00 this evening as Hector and Marg would enter the premises.  As we entered a chap was cleaning the floor, evidently we are too soon.  Young Hari came over and welcomed me by name.  Now this is a first surely, to enter a brand new Curry House and be recognised in such a manner. This made me a happy old Hector, sad or what?  He said he would come in to the Bon Accord and fetch us when it was time.

The Bon Accord was full with the usual Friday night after work jam.  This soon cleared and Steve joined us.  Mein Host, Paul, greeted us with some  raffle tickets, each worth a pint, this would be a grand night.  If only I could get some Curry-Heute.

Shortly after 20.00 we were invited next door, we were officially the first customers and the guinea pigs.  The complimentary Poppadoms and Onion Chutney were brought straight to the table.  There was no menu.  The waiter asked us what we would like and he would do his best to get Chef to cook it.  Tracey later rhymed off the following: Lamb, on-the-bone, dry-thick Masala, lots of Cumin, Herbs, Coriander, and Methi – medium to hot.  I am a predictable old Hector.  I was told that on-the-bone was not possible, but Young Hari appeared and stated that Hector could have his on-the-bone.  This turned out to be a crucial statement.

Steve asked for basically the same but hotter and off-the-bone. Marg took the ladies option: Garlic Butter Chicken. For the accompaniments: one Mushroom Rice, one filled Paratha and one Naan.

Young Hari then announced that he was bringing us Lamb Chops!  I have been aware of people’s obsession with this Starter but have never been tempted due to the fear that the main course may not be done justice.  Does Hector ever look a gift horse…?

The Lamb Chops were presented, fine, succulent, very tasty, well spiced but not the mind blowing dish that others lead me to believe they can be.  Further research is required here.

The Mains

After the ritual photographs, permission was granted to commence eating.  Steve and I both tasted each other’s Masala with a piece of crispy Paratha.  Steve’s was sweet, mine was saltier, and I think I won the watch.  The portions were commensurate with a London restaurant, hopefully they will increase this, but as we had no idea what the price of anything was we just got on with the – job – of eating.

Marg was enjoying her Chicken creation; she finished the lot which is unusual.  The Naan Bread was done to perfection, good thick edges.  Steve said his Curry was good, I knew that the on-the-bone makes a significant difference.  Tonight Hector was introduced to a new – Taste – this makes the perfect evening.

Whatever nomenclature this appears as on the menu, I want it again…

A Curry House of this quality next door to the Bon Accord, does life get better?

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The Bill

Before issuing the bill, Young Hari came and offered us more of the same.  He was aware that the portions were on the small side, but having eaten the Lamb Chops were had all eaten a sufficiency.

A modest £30 was sought by the management, we paid cash – even though we were assured that their electronic device had been set up.

We discussed the meal and I was bold enough to make the suggestion that on his menus he sells by weight as well as by portion.   Mumtaz in Bradford was the first place I encountered this, at the time I wondered why, these days it seems to be a logical.  Yadgar and The Khyber have adopted this practice. We shall see.

And there’s more…

An hour or so later, the Edelstoff makes one lose track of time, Hari appeared in the Bon Accord with a plate of Haggis Pakora.  Now where did he get that idea?

The official opening for dignitaries et al is next Friday.

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The Cafe Salma, ‘chust sublime’

Hector is out for Curry-Heute, again…

Yes, it is Curry-Heute four days in a row, all will be revealed tomorrow as to why Hector’s apparent diet of nothing but Curry has come to pass. This evening  is a welcome back to Marg from her Aberdeen sojourn; the choice of venue was simple: Cafe Salma (523 Sauchiehall St, Charing Cross, Glasgow, G3 7PQ).

Hassan and his troop gave their usual warm welcome, it has been over a month since Hector’s last visit, Marg has not been for some considerable time.

The Complementary Popadoms and Chutneys arrived in an instant and the order was given: two Lamb Lahori, Karahi one on-the bone (hot) and one off-the-bone (normal). A Vegetable Rice and the magnificent Garlic and Coriander Nan to share were our  sides. Tonight there would be no ‘Dessert’.

The Lamb is always cooked to perfection.  The Masala is a dream come true.  If  I knew how they did it I would never have to  leave the house again.

What I can only describe as ‘The Taste‘ was very much to the fore; this feature that makes the truly great Curries outstanding. Those Glasgow Curry Houses which are featured most in this Blog have it, the rest are quite some way behind. Every Curry served at Cafe Salma is excellent and if one cared to, one could observe the preparation of these sublime creations in the open kitchen on the ground floor part of the restaurant.

Marg commented on the quality of the Vegetable Rice which contained sufficient ‘Interesting Vegetables’. The Nan bread at Cafe Salma is something they are proud of and rightly so. Hector tends not to have this as one becomes very full. However, tonight there would be no Kofta Palak to finish the meal. Where is Dr Stan? He has not featured for some time.

£25 was the modest fee for this superb meal with two soft drinks. The value is outstanding.

 

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The Shenaz – Glasgow, A Hidden Gem?

Another Curry House behind the Mitchell Library

As part of the ongoing theme of this Curry-Woch, the Curry-Heute was originally intended to be at the Tiffin Rooms on Sauchiehall St, but was not open for business at  16.40, The Shenaz (17 Granville St, Glasgow, G3 7EE) was; this certainly facilitates the procurement of food.  The Shenaz offer a pre-theatre menu which is decidedly sensible since this is about the only place one can actually park when going to the King’s Theatre on Bath St.  A pre-theatre menu was not for Hector, he required the full Bhuna.

Given that I was the only customer it was quite amusing when I was offered a seat at a table for two in the corner.  The possible bus load did not materialise.

Spoilt for choice

The menu was interesting: there were three dishes that met the required spec.

A Lamb Desi was a possibility: ‘These dishes have a spicy and more wholesome flavour. Though not Vindaloo strength, they are cooked with more ground onions, ginger, garlic, green chillies and other spices.’

Hector’s normal order the Lamb Karahi also looked a possibility: ‘A Punjabi Bhoona dish cooked with the choicest ingredients, blended with freshly ground Punjabi spices with peeled and grated fresh ginger and garlic in a cumin butter. A great tasty dish prepared and served in Karahi to required strength’

Under the on-the-bone heading was an attractive sounding dish, the Lahori Gosht: ‘Only chicken or lamb on the bone cooked in a bhoona sauce with tomatoes and ground chillies’

Hector would take advice

The waiter approached pen in hand – I pointed to the three options and asked which would ‘blow me away with taste.’.  The waiter asked if ‘on-the-bone’ was an option, it was and so this became the Curry-Heute.  A Mushroom Rice was also ordered, alas this was not a clear enough order as the menu shows two options: ‘Mushrooms, green peppers & onions,   Mushroom & Jeera Rice’.  The latter was what I had in mind, inevitably the Chef had other ideas.

No Starters or other Sundries were required; I stated that I was here for the Curry.  There was enough scraping and clattering coming from the kitchen to make it clear somebody was at work.  The, by now, three waiters stood by.  I remained the only customer throughout the visit, nothing at the King’s worth seeing tonight then.

The meal arrived.  There was a healthy looking plate of Rice with minimal Mushroom and strips of Capsicum.  Is there a Chef’s Union which has shares in this out of place Vegetable?  Two steel platters containing fresh Tomato, Onion Chutney, desiccated Coconut and tinned Pineapple were presented.  The Curry looked splendid: the Masala was certainly of the thicker variety but not what Hector considers to be Bhuna.

And so Hector ate…

Two Lamb Chops and other pieces of Lamb off-the-bone made a generous helping.  I dealt with one Lamb Chop and realised that a familiar and welcoming taste was becoming evident on the palate – The Taste! The more I ate the more satisfying this dish became.  Is it because the Lamb is on-the-bone that reveals this most comforting taste?  If I had been blindfolded and been told I was eating something cooked in Café Salma I would have believed it.  A bit more salt and perhaps more heavily spiced and I would have suspected that the Chefs at Café Salma had relocated.  This is the type of Curry that Hector raves about.  A bit of fine tuning and this matches anything served in my favourite outlets.

Verdict

Now given that The Shenaz has been in business for nearly fifty years, they have certainly witnessed the evolution of styles and tastes in the city.  This Curry proves they have not been left behind.  A stunning dish and at £14.50 more appealing than a close neighbour.

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The Koh-I-Noor, Glasgow

One of the original Glasgow Curry Houses

The Koh-I-Noor (235 North Street, Glasgow, G3 7DL)  is one of Glasgow’s original Curry houses dating back to its 1964 location on Gibson St, aka – The Khyber Pass. Hector did set foot in its first incarnation and has visited the current site over the years.  In the late 1990’s this was the occasional venue of choice; it was open when no other outlet perceived a demand for Curry early on a Sunday afternoon.

The Buffet has been a major feature of their service.  They were the first restaurant that Hector read the conservationist’s advice that greed would be penalised: eat all you can, leftovers will be charged for at the discretion of the management. This was sensible.  – 6 more Naans please.

Tonight Hector was greeted by a mature Chap in the  large waiting area at the doorway, a touch of Sydney Greenstreet in Casablanca.  Drinks before a table allocation, now there is something that can add a significant amount to a bill, or make one’s night if a pre-booked table is not available and one is punctual. The Sparkling Water could wait.

There was half a dozen diners seated, this was the aftermath of Roman Abramovich’s latest failure in his alleged obsession in winning the Champions League.  Hector was after a Curry-Heute, obsession, moi?

The welcome was warm, initially.  Once the meal was ordered it  felt a bit like badgering.  At the end of the meal the conversation was banal.  The calling card was delivered almost in absentia.

The menu had all of the traditional Glasgow Curry Dishes, well of course it should, this is why people come.  The Buffet area  has a water feature.  The fountain in the middle of the room was still operating, the platters were being cleared.  The décor is a wind up; it may have looked novel at the time of relocation, now it is just twee.

Hector described what he was looking for.  The waiter was attentive and suggested the Lamb Handi was the menu match.  A Vegetable Rice, of course, was the accompaniment.

Lamb Handi

The meal came very quickly.  Is it just the Hector way of thinking, but the Buffet had just been cleared, surely not…nobody would do that…

The Curry was fine.  It could not be faulted for consistency, volume, and spiciness, or lack of flavour.  It simply did not have anything remarkable about which to become excited.  The Rice was mountainous and had a copious Cauliflower and Potato content.

Having saved one’s hunger for this relatively late night meal it was of course devoured.

The Bill

£17.95

Is this not why The Village reigns supreme?  The Rice was £4.50, Hector has just come to terms with a £3 Rice at Yadgar – but theirs is a culinary feast.   Ah, the table cloth!

The Lamb debate

When Hector prepares Lamb it is never red at the end of cooking, nor does it have a columnar structure.  I was assured that this was – Tender Lamb.  I did not cook it so I do not know.

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Glasgow – PJ’s, the Madras Palace, aka ‘Panjea’

The theme for this week may become evident to the more discerning reader, or shall I give an obvious clue to  those whose powers of interpretation were limited some ten days ago… a new place is about to open in North St, next door to the Bon Accord.

Behind the Mitchell Library

The  closest source of Curry-Heute to the Bon Accord is PJ’s (15 – 17 Kent Road, Charing Cross, Glasgow, G3 7EH), or is that the Madras Palace or Panjea, or was that PJ’s Karaoke?  There appears to be an identity crisis.  (I have always wanted to write that!)

For reasons that may become clearer as this week of Curry extravagance develops, Hector chose not to watch the second half of Liverpool v Man City, food was required.  The plethora of outlets on Sauchiehall St was a possibility.  The number of days since the last visit to the nearby Café Salma is mounting, but no, in the light of a very enjoyable return to the Alishan Tandoori on Friday a return to ‘Panjea’ as Hector prefers to call it became the venue of choice.

There was nobody there

The ground floor at PJ’s is massive, perhaps only the old Crème de la Crème had anything to match this.  The site of a former garage, somehow there is also an upstairs.  Hector rated this place very highly prior to 2004.  Since my last Blog entry I am beginning to consider a new epoch datum: BCATV.   (A special mention to the first person who assures me this is linguistically correct and can fathom the abbreviation.)

Over the years the Friends of Hector have eaten here, the staff also used to bring surplus Pakora to the Bon Accord, I have never had a bad Curry here, but I did have a bland one once.

The Bland

It was a year or so back, Yvonne was invited to a 21st.  The upstairs was the venue and it was rattling.  The Chaps were invited to leave the Bon Accord and help eat the now promised free Buffet that had been laid on for the Birthday Girl.  Now never let it be said that Hector looks a gift horse in the mouth.  Hector examines the gums, demands to know the pedigree and wants to know the ante post betting.  (OK, The Grand National was two days ago.) Buffets are usually bland; the Chef has to cater for those who are generally indifferent towards Curry.  I was first in the queue, enjoyed the eating but had issues about the cost of Soda Water from a gun. So, shoot me.

Panjea

My visits to Panjea date back to the late 1990’s.  The menu had something to offer that was new.  South Indian Garlic Chilli was first encountered here.  The Curry  at this venue has always had ‘taste’, but now I am a slave to the nearby Café Salma which has that something even more special.  So it goes.

PJ’s

The waiter approached instantly, he had nothing else to do as I was the only customer. There was a page in the menu with the interesting dishes all in small print.  I pointed to one item then described what I was looking for: the Desie was agreed upon as suggested by Mein Host.  A Vegetable Rice was ordered.

The Camera

The conversation became extensive with the waiter.  The website was mentioned to justify the number of photographs taken on the arrival of the meal.  Inevitably he came back for a verdict, I gave the thumbs up.

The Curry-Heute : Lamb Desie-Tawa

The ample dish was placed before me: This is a Desie-Tawa – I was informed.  The Masala looked thick and was minimal, the waiter had efficiently communicated my desires to the Chef.  A good start.  The Rice had fresh Mushrooms and provided an excellent base on which to place the Lamb.

Oh yes!

PJ’s has lost nothing, this was excellent.  The salt content was just right and therefore the flavours flooded out.  The magical tastes of the venue which have most visits in this Blog may not have been apparent, but once again this was much more than the bog standard Curry served up in far too many outlets.  This was good, very good.  Every morsel, grain of Rice was consumed.  Total satisfaction.

Hello, PJ

PJ, The Chef, the owner, ‘The Man’ appeared; he was here for a chat.  We must have spoken for a good half hour about the state of Curry in Glasgow. He is concerned about the fact that his large premises are so quiet and was considering making partitions.  Hector says the large open plan eating area is superb as it.  The venue is excellent for large groups, but then so is upstairs.  The ever changing name of the premises is not helping as is the apparent association with Karaoke – come on, if you are serious about Curry where does singing come into it?  It is the fairer sex who tends to drive Karaoke nights; are there crowds of women meeting up every week for Curry?

We discussed at length the merits and demerits of Buffets; the ever-present Masala pot which is the basis for all Curries served in busy restaurants and the places we know where the Masala is prepared off the premises.

PJ was interested in my own cooking education.  I related the classes I did at Anniesland College, he feels he could do something similar upstairs, but would then require many more hobs.  PJ’s roots go back to the old Noor Mahal on Kilmarnock Rd in the late 1970’s where as a boy, he washed the dishes.  This was the exact period of time when Hector lived on the South Side and frequented the Noor Mahal on almost a weekly for a Meat and Mushroom Bhuna Vindaloo.  This was also where I had my first ever Lychee.

I recalled how an Asian grocer in Lenzie offered my dear Mother fresh Coriander way back in the early 1970’s; this was I am told, the beginning of fresh ingredients becoming available to Chefs, the Green Chilli followed and then the dreaded Capsicum became commonplace.  Not everything is progress.

Khara

Having thoroughly enjoyed the meal put before me this evening I pointed out to PJ that it had a decidedly high Salt content and that my cohort have come to realise that it is these Curries which are usually much more flavoursome.  Khara – is the term PJ introduced me to; this means enough Salt so that the other flavours come through.

Is ‘Salt’ therefore the catalyst that reveals ‘Ingredient X’?

 

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Glasgow – The Alishan Tandoori : it has been too long since Hector’s last visit

One of the 5 places for a great Glasgow Curry

… so wrote The Herald many years ago.

From the mid 1990’s until 2004, The Alishan Tandoori (250 Battlefield Rd, Battlefield, Glasgow, G42 9HU) was easily Hector’s Favourite Curry House in Glasgow.  Lord Clive of Crawley still asks on occasion why we have not been there for so long.  The answer is simple, in 2004, Hector first set foot in The Village, the rest they say…

Pholan Devi – Princess of the Rose

Hector was therefore very long overdue in returning to eat one of the great signature dishes of Glasgow Curry : the Pholan DeviThe Alishan menu has the usual dishes that the eaters of Curry have come to expect.  There is also the range of Chef’s Specialities, but then comes The Alishan Specialities of which the Pholan Devi has always been the stand out dish.  Now we also have Chico’s Choice, Recommended by the man himself: from this Marg chose the Lakh Patti (The Chef’s Wealth).  The menu describes the Masala as being prepared with Mince in addition to the usual ingredients.  Topped with Spinach, Chillies et al this dish does not mess about – I am sure it has everything on.

So the Pholan Devi.  This dish is possibly the first dish Hector experienced to have a distinct Citrus element to the Masala, so is it any wonder The Village seduced me with their Desi/Tawa range?  Once upon a time it was presented in its own special pot but sadly they stopped doing this some years ago.

We arrived at 19.20 a few minutes after the time of our booking.  It is better to book as the place does a roaring trade.  The three main staff members have not changed in all the time that Hector has visited The Alishan.  The welcome is always superb.  It took a few minutes for the main man to recognise the Hector, but when the camera appeared he was straight over to find out why I was recording every dish.  He had also spotted me taking the exterior shot. I suggested I would tell him at the end, he was having none of this.  I made my apologies for not having been to this most excellent Curry House in all this time and had to relate the places that tempt me most currently.  A good write up – was promised.

The Sundries

The Alishan Menu does not have Sundries as an afterthought; the list is possibly the most comprehensive in the city.  As well as the two main players, they do ten Rice combinations.  We opted for the Multani: with Eggs and Mushroom.

Then there is the Naan…

Nowhere outside of Bradford sells such an impressive Naan.  Years ago we witnessed a table order two; there was mass hilarity across the restaurant.  16 Naan variants are available, we ordered our standard old faithful the Garlic Naan.  This comes covered in a green Garlic paste – the taste is powerful – apologies to all those who sat with us at Blackfriars afterwards saying – farewell – to Bernard.  Has Bernard gone yet?

The service was quick, no Starters so no hanging about.  Robin would love this.

The Lamb in the Pholan Devi was thoroughly cooked, and it was definitely Lamb, perfection.  The Masala was Thick and Spicy.  Hector has to admit that the – killer taste – was not present, however with a Coriander and Herb blast, this remains one of the great Curry Dishes in one of the great Glasgow Curry houses.  Marg raved about her Lakh Patti.  She found the meat to be perfection.  She loved the Masala; she loved the Garlic oozing from the Naan.  Indeed she further complemented the Naan as being thinner than the norm and therefore not so doughy.

Hector was permitted to sample some of Marg’s dish.  The Lakh Patti was decidedly drier in taste but did not have the kick of the Pholan Devi.

We shall have to come back and sample more of the Specialities, Hector suspects Marg shall insist.

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