Athena – Pak Tikka Shop & Grill House – Kofta Anda Day

It’s a couple of years since Marg and Hector sampled the fayre at Pak Tikka Shop – Grill House (Sapfous 5, Athina Hellas105 53). Today being a Friday, it had to be. A well known and reliable Curry Blog has previously established that Friday is Kofta Anda Day at Pak Tikka, a treat to be enjoyed whenever possible.

As we entered at 13.00, there was a smile of recognition from Mein Host:

You’re German – were his opening words.

I corrected him of course, no need to explain why a Scotsman has a Curry Blog with a Deutsche moniker. Once he took us on a tour of his three adjacent premises.

We took a small table to the left. There were some customers, but supposedly fewer than at this time on other days of the week. It’s uncanny that Hector often seeks Curry at this time.

The menu was brought. Shockeroony, the prices had gone up, a whole Euro on every dish, or 20%. In other words: what I consider to be the actual rate of inflation. This modest increase also shows why the lesser paid do not want % increases, but flat rates.

A different chap came to take the Order, he brought two 500ml bottles of chilled Water. Kofta Anda (€5.00) with Bread was why the Hector was here. I thought I would splash out and order a Soda (€1.00) also. Marg was considering going for a third Vegetable Samosa (€1.00), the waiter said – two.

With fewer tables on the ground floor, I managed an uninterrupted view of the counter and the Bread chef, busy rolling out the dough. Soon, the waiter was assembling the array on the table.

A Salad, once again featuring two large Pickled Chillies was accompanied by a Raita. Today I thought the better of having the Chillies. The Bread arrived, a pair, light and puffy, what were these exactly? Turning crispy as they cooled, not a Naan. And not the wonderfully soft Pitta/Naan crossover I have particularly enjoyed here previously. Was this the actual Pakistani Roti? Whatever, they are not listed on the menu, and are inclusive along with the Salad and Raita. Fancy paying for Salad.

Vegetable Samosa

A decent size, two was sensible. By the time Marg assembled the Salad  and drizzled the Raita, she had a veritable plateful, and all for €2.00.

Lovely, piping hot – began Marg – filling with a strong flavoured Potato which complemented the abundant Salad and Roti. I’m assuming Turmeric, it was all yellow.

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Kofta Anda

Two Kofta and one hard boiled Egg, yes one Egg is …

Kofta in an Oily Shorva is standard, but this was no ordinary Shorva. Here Yoghurt is mixed in creating a markedly different Masala. Some Ginger Strips had been cooked in too. The separating Oil was collecting on the left side of the plate.

Only two Kofta but large, I initially quartered each, the Egg also. Now I too had a plateful. As I ate, so even the quarters were halved, two of these Kofta were certainly enough.

The burst of Flavour from the Kofta took me by surprise, this was intense. Well Seasoned with a Cumin aftertaste – was recorded. The Masala gave off a hint of Citrus. I couldn’t tell if this was already there or was a consequence of Marg’s exuberant squeezing of the Lemon over the Salad, and everywhere else. The Shorva of course had its own distinctive Flavours, therefore when taken with the Kofta, created a flavoursome synergy and a huge blast of Spice. Once again, Hector’s throat was registering serious Spice. I have often wondered why the Egg features, today I may have come to realise why. The Masala and Egg offered respite from the Masala and Kofta combination.

Between us, we managed only one Roti, once they turn crispy, the attraction has gone. However, the initial Bread and Masala was also a pleasure worth experiencing.

This proved to be the perfect lunch. With full blown Greek dinners to be had in the evening, this was an elegant sufficiency.

The Bill

9.00 (£7.61) And that was after the price increase.

The Aftermath

Our waiter was happy to know that we enjoyed our food.

It is pleasing for us to be recognised here also.

Sunset at Temple of Poseidon, Sounion

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Athena – Punjabi Tikka – Strong & Stable

Twelve hours in Athena and Hector has not had a Curry.

That is a disgrace – as the future Prime Minister once said.

We did reached our accommodation, overlooking the social hub that is Iroon Square, at 01.00 last night.

With so many choices in the area to the north of Psiri, I decided that having had the Beef Karahi and Keema at Punjabi Tikka (Nikiforou 1, Athina 104 37 Hellas) last year, I had to try the Mutton Karahi (€4.50). Yes, €4.50, and that includes the Pakistani Roti (€0.40). This must be the cheapest Curry in Europe, and all of the Curry Cafes in this area are selling authentic fayre.

Taste of India was closed as we passed. A sign said filming was happening here back in June. As nobody has removed this, one suspects the venue has closed, a sad loss if so. If I pass – Bollywood Masala – their more Pukka venue at Plaka, I’ll ask. In the meantime, I stuck my nose into Khan Tikka around the corner from Punjabi Tikka.

They have a mean looking Lamb Curry calling me. So many venues to choose from, and I cannot even get round my favourites in a single trip.

At Punjabi Tikka the friendly face from last year was not present today. Last year? We’ve known him for many years as he moved here from Pak Tikka Shop – Grill House. Maybe he’s on vacation, everyone else is. Our favourite Bier Houses both close this weekend, apparently few will be left in Athena by August 15.

The pictorial menu was brought, same prices as last year. Evidently there is no inflation in Hellas. Two chilled half litre bottles (€0.50) were brought, a matter of course. I added a can of lemonade (€1.00) to the Order, Marg a Greek Salad (€5.00). Fancy ordering a Greek Salad in a Pakistani restaurant in Athena!

I hate straws, I hate these new fangled eco-friendly paper straws even more.

Call it a Pakistani Roti if they want, the Bread in these Curry Cafes always impresses. A Naan by any other name, two were brought. Served whole, hot, light and fluffy doesn’t even begin to describe the wonder of this Bread. We both ate more than was sensible given how much food was on our plates.

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Greek Salad

Lots of green and white, after last night’s footay score, I wasn’t bothered. The Cucumber was buried, maybe not living up to the pictorial grandeur of the menu. Green Olives, with stones in, as expected the cheaper bitter variety. Marg’s verdict:

Fairly big, large chunks of Mediterranean Tomato, plenty Onion, Cucumber, Lettuce, Olive Oil and Feta Cheese. It was a pleasant Greek Salad, but not the best I’ve had.

Maybe Samosas next time, Marg?

Mutton Karahi

The Cinnamon Stick stood out in the Masala, its powerful aroma noticeable as the karahi was placed on the table. I counted the Meat into double figures. The Bone count was not excessive, the Sucky Bone was a joy.

Dipping the wonderful Bread into the clearly Tomato-based Masala, there was an explosion of Flavour on the palate. Large Green Chillies had been sliced and cooked in. When the more Oily part of the Masala hit the back of the throat it took me back to the – rawness – of Glasgow Curry in the 1960s. This Karahi was taking no prisoners.

The Mutton was cooked close to the edge, any more and it could have turned to pulp. This was Tender Mutton at its finest, and it definitely was from a sheep. With Flavours that only Desi Cuisine can muster, this Karahi defined – depth of Flavour.

Towards the base of the melange, I found strips of Onion, however, these were way outnumbered by the sea of Tomato Seeds. Pure Punjabi Taste – the front of the menu declares. I concur.

This was a – Karahi – I fail to understand why so many venues do not recognise this.

The Bill

11.50 (£9.74)     No koybep charge.

The Aftermath

As I handed the Revolut card to the chap who dealt with payment, I surveyed the other ready Dishes. There was something for everyone. Last year I was told that Saturday is Kofta day. This was reconfirmed.

Kofta Anda?

Apparently so.

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Glasgow – Yadgar – A Marathon

With – The Company – due to meet at Koelschip Yard this Friday afternoon at 16.00, there was the opperchancity for a 15.00 visit to Yadgar Kebab House (148 Calder St, Govanhill, Glasgow, G42 7QP). Mags decided to tag along.

I had explained to Mags that when I arrive at Yadgar unannounced, I choose from the Daily Specials, the pre-cooked Curry on display. I assumed she was on board with this.

Arriving early, I took the booth table at the far end of the room. It has been a while since I sat here, my usual spots were taken by people waiting for Takeaway. This was a significant feature of the visit, at one point a family took a table, weans running wild, they were not dining in. Eventually the mother had the wherewithal to rebuke the weans before taking them outside. Strangely, another family took up a major space mid room. They appeared to order, the table was set, moments later, they disappeared. I’ll never know what happened there.

The new waiter, name yet to be established, was keen to serve me. I said I was waiting for a friend. I did establish that Fish Pakora was available today as I ordered a Mango Rubicon. Naveed came out to greet, service was again postponed. However, knowing my love of Yadgar Vegetable Curry on such visits, he did tell me that I had the choice of Aloo Gobi or Carrots-Peas-Potatoes. The latter, Aloo Gajar Matar, is a special treat, and would be ordered, eventually.

However, this is Yadgar, here the Hector is fed. A Salad, today featuring pickled Green Chillies was set before me, plus a quartered Chapli Kebab, my favourite Starter here. Naveed explained that the Chapli had just been freshly made and so I had to have one:

A fresh one is always good – he assured me.

With the Chilli Sauce, the Chapli has become a Hector must have at Yadgar. Piping hot, Seasoned and Spicy, the Flavours are outstanding. Yes, they’re Chicken based, perhaps this suggests there is hope for Chicken after all.

Mags texted me from her bus:

If you’re ordering, I’ll have my usual Aloo Gosht. I see it’s on the menu. With a Roti!

I went up to place the order for the Aloo Gosht with Naveed, it was 15.00.

When Mags arrived I informed the keen waiter what was happening. As it happens, I knew nothing.

Naveed informed Mags that her Aloo Gosht would take thirty to forty minutes to prepare. He suggested that Mags have a Starter while she/we waited. Chicken Chat was agreed.

This was where our visit took on a new perspective. I was here for a quick dinner, not a marathon. When I have Goshat Karahi etc it is always ordered in advance to avoid situations like this. Not since my first two visits to Yadgar have I had to wait, it was made clear back then – order in advance.

I see it’s on the menu – Mags had informed me. Indeed, but it’s listed under the everchanging Daily Specials, i.e. the pre-cooked Curry that is on display at the counter. This I did not know until the time of writing, else I would have told Mags that her request was possibly out of order. It was a Dish that, with hindsight, was not planned for today. That the order was accepted is testimony to the service that Yadgar offers. I refer the reader to the Curry I did not have in Edinburgh earlier this week.

It was time for the official Starters.

Fish Pakora

Seven large pieces of Haddock were cooked in a Spicy Batter with traces of Coriander. It looks so simple, and Yadgar’s is the finest example of the genre ever encountered. When Naveed brought a pot of the heated Chilli Sauce, Hector was in his element.

It was time to address the Salad, the Spiced Onions and the Pickled Chillies were the standout. The Fish was beautiful, and most importantly, tasted of – Fish. This one can never take for granted. The Spice Level of the Batter was not demanding, it’s all about the Flavours, subtle. The Pickled Chillies rattled the palate.

Ordering another portion would have been greedy, one day I might. Clearing the plate was both a moment of sadness and satisfaction.

Tandoori Chicken Chat

Five Chicken Wings were presented, significantly larger than one generally encounters.

I’ve never had them like that before – said Mags.

Why this was – Chat – I know not, usually a Tandoori Paste covers Chicken Chat. Tandoori Paste at Yadgar? Aye right!

A bit dry – I was told. The Salad, Yoghurt and Chilli Dips were there for a reason.

It was around 16.00, a break after my mini feast felt appropriate, but time was passing. This is Yadgar, one is looked after.

Naveed appeared with another plate:

This had just been prepared, I was told you had to have some.

Behold a plate of Chicken Biryani, I knew it was fresh I had just been told so. We took about a third of a plateful each. We weren’t expecting more company, so why we did this, I know not. The voice of authority, the reason why first the Chapli and now the Biryani was coming Hector’s way, was revealed. Mr. Anwar Sr., Mein Host, emerged from the kitchen. He stopped to exchange pleasantries declaring he had just finished his shift. This left just the five staff. How many comparable venues try to operate with two?

Sitting opposite the kitchen door, one could see all the comings and goings, or so one thinks. There must be another way in/out of Yadgar. Lots of chopping, everyone appears to know what they are doing. Where was the Aloo Gosht?

Chicken Biryani

Topped with Mint Leaves and containing slices of a Citrus Fruit, the multicoloured Rice had a sufficient level of moistness. In Glasgow back in the 1970s, Biryani was always served with a Curry sauce. I hope we have been weaned off this.

Mr. Anwar had suggested we use the Yoghurt Dip, I didn’t find this to be necessary. Tasty, with a wee kick – was noted. The Chicken was, well, Chicken. Better to mince it and make Chapli!

The Citrus looked too small to be Lime. Was this the Shatkora which I first encountered at Bo’ness Spice? I asked the waiter, apparently not.

Each time the kitchen door opened, was this it? Nope. The confirmation that we required but one Chapatti suggested that something was coming our way – soon. It was 16.30, ninety minutes after I went up to the counter to formally order the Aloo Gosht when the Mains arrived.

Two large Wholemeal Chapattis, delightfully light and thin. I hadn’t planned on having Bread, the gap had rejuvenated the appetite. 

Just as well I got stuck in, Mags took but a nibble.

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Aloo Gajar Matar

I love this, and to the best of my knowledge it doesn’t appear often enough in the Daily Specials. The Spice Level was brutal, some may have struggled, not Hector. The Chapatti tempered the Spice. The classic Yadgar Taste came over strongly, superb. The Potatoes had absorbed the Flavours, the three Vegetables offered different Textures. Then there was the Masala Mash itself, a fourth entity, the motherlode of the Flavours. The Flavours, the Spice, the Seasoning, did I mention how Spicy this was? I should be here every time it’s prepared. With Meat and Fish to start, this Sabzi Curry is really all one needs thereafter … writes the man who will no doubt order Karahi Gosht next time out.

Alloo Goshat

Meat and Potatoes in a Shorva, this is how authentic Aloo Gosht is served. I’ve no doubt had it here in the past when on display. I enjoy Shorva when appropriate. This is Mags’ favourite Curry. It’s what she always orders, the antithesis of Hector’s preferred Dry-Thick Masala.

The Coriander was almost sufficient to be considered – foliage. The Lamb was on-the-bone. Mags ate tentatively, well I was finished first.

Just the right heat – I was told – Lamb so tender it melts in the mouth, well worth the wait.

Was it?

I would recommend this to anybody – Mags concluded.

Once the Shorva was spooned off, there was a Masala Mash left on the base of the plate, now that looked interesting.

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The Bill

£20.00      Our patience was well rewarded.

The Aftermath

Shafiq, whose precise role I have never ascertained, but appeared to be on Chef duties, made an admission – they had to send out for the Lamb!

Proof, if required, that Aloo Gosht was not on the menu today, Yadgar literally went the extra mile.

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Glasgow – Karahi Palace – The Man from Bradford Insisted

Curry was the last thing on Hector’s mind. Enough already. When The Man from Bradford assumed Curry-Heute, Hector initially declined.

We entered Karahi Palace (51-53 Nelson Street, Tradeston, Glasgow, G5 8DZ) at 14.15. Shery was bringing in supplies, note the super expensive tub of Cooking Oil.

Ricky had Kofta in mind, not available today. Kofta is on the menu, I’ve never seen it in all my years of visiting Karahi Palace, I must ask. Until today, Spicy Lamb Korma (£8.50) has appeared only once in these pages, the review is well buried. I did try to order it back in 2016, that day there was no Lamb, we had to settle for Lamb Chops!

The usual – asked Shery. I might not really have been in the mood for Karahi Lamb (£10.00) and a Chapatti (£1.20), but here I was.

Ricky ordered a Naan (£2.00). The prices I quote are not as advertised, but as charged. One assumes the displayed prices will be updated soon.

A jug of Tap Water was provided, plastic cups, ugh. The bleach taste from the Water appears to have subsided.

The four tables may have been empty when we arrived, they were soon filled, nine more diners. It’s good to see others appreciating – Curry – mid afternoon. Well, Curry for the few, Kebap for the many.

Ayaz was Chef for the day. One assumes Chef Rashid is still on his travels. I must ask.

Shery brought the Fayre. The Naan, served in quarters, was adequate. Ricky thought I had a Chapatti and a half such was the way it sat on the plastic dish. If only a Chapatti and a half was available. One does, just, two would be a waste. I did hear Shery explain to a customer the difference between a Roti and a Chapatti:

Chapattis are softer. Indeed, why order a Bread that goes crispy?

Karahi Lamb

How many times have I reviewed this? Certainly more than any other Curry, anywhere. Ginger Strips and Coriander sat atop the Meat and Masala, a good lake of Oil was collecting on one side of the karahi. I decided to return to the norm and eat directly from the karahi, no decanting to the plate today.

Oh, my… this was astonishing! Ayaz had got it just right, the Spice, Seasoning, Herbs a la Hector. This was an – Ayaz Special. The familiar Flavours from the Masala were pure Karahi Palace. A – Big Wow! This was going to be a Karahi to savour, and to think I nearly didn’t come out to play.

As is the way at Karahi Palace, Lamb is always on-the-bone. Usually I count the Meat, today I counted the bones, and reached double figures. Whilst there was enough eating in the beautifully Tender and Flavoursome Lamb, there did appear to be more Bone than Meat. Maybe I just didn’t want this Karahi Lamb to end. I’m never offered the half kilo. I must ask.

Spicy Lamb Korma

In the time leading up to the birth of Curry-Heute, The Village Desi Korma – served a few metres along the road, was Hector’s obsession. I simply couldn’t have enough of this remarkable Curry. Maybe it lost its edge, or the discovery of Karela brought a new level of expectation. Here it was, a Dark Brown Masala topped with enough Coriander to be described as – foliage. No Creamy Coconut, no Chicken, a Korma which bears no resemblance to the popular Curry for the Ladies.

Ricky had significantly fewer bones, which was probably just as well. I had to wait until he was finished before I could use my last scrap of Chapatti to swipe his bowl. Oh, yes, this had that Magical Taste. I shall surprise Shery one day soon and order this. That could be a dangerous, I may end up taking residence at Karahi Palace as once I did at The Village.

The Man from Bradford is never short of a few words:

It were a’ reet. I’ve never had anything from here that weren’t a’ reet. I don’t mind on-the-bone (really?) when you know already that’s how it comes, except you’re paying for food you’re not getting.

The Bill

£11.20 for Hector, £10.50 for The Rickmeister

The Aftermath

I gave Ayaz the thumbs up. He had been kept busy during our visit. This man can cook.

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Edinburgh – Pranha Indian Grill – You’ll Have Had Your Curry

Corstorphine on a Sunday morning, where else would one expect to find the Hector? After our overnight stay in Carnoustie where enough Curry had been presented to fill a significant percentage of the population, Marg was due at Peffermill for hockey, what else?

Having praised Hector’s – Desi Murgh Aloo – the MP for Edinburgh West suggested a visit Pranha Indian Grill (295A St. John’s Rd., Corstorphine, Edinburgh EH12 7 XF) in her constituency. Having checked the locus, there was a moment of serendipity, Pranha is open on a Sunday morning.

Entering Pranha at 11.15, I was surprised to find two tables already occupied. I was shown to a booth by the waiter and given the menu.

The exterior signage does not match the spelling on the menu.

The side facing me was the Breakfast Menu, available on Friday, Saturday and Sunday. Apart from the Desi Omelet (£6.50), the listed fayre was too European. Hector was here for Curry, turn over.

The Lunch Menu was decidedly snacky, and nowhere near as interesting as say Glasgow’s – Bombaywalla – Indian Street Kitchen. Hector was here for Curry. Ask the waitress.

I asked for the Main Menu, request declined. I was told that the Breakfast Menu operates until noon, the Lunch Menu thereafter until 5pm.

No Curry until 17.00, should I wait the five and three quarter hours then?

This is Edinburgh, our capital city. Like an episode from Fawlty Towers, a fifty year old British sitcom, there was no flexibility. No Chef in the restaurant? An Indian Restaurant that cannot serve Curry? What was the Hector to do? I bade them farewell.

Kebab Mahal opens daily at 11.00 – I’m a Hector and I want my Curry.

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Edinburgh – Kebab Mahal – High Noon

… and so a bus was taken from Corstorphine to the city centre. This was followed by the walk over the North Bridge where I gather the ongoing repairs are going to last another couple of years. I had time to study other Edinburgh Curry Houses open this lunchtime. Again, menus suggested snacks, no Curry. OK, the trend may be to call it – Street Food – however, in Indiathe street – is where this is prepared and consumed. Street Food is not served as – Tapas – in Pukkah establishments at rip-off prices.

It was minutes past noon when I entered Kebab Mahal (7 Nicolson Square, Edinburgh EH8 9BH), the first customer of the day. More would join, an Aussie chap who will be performing at the forthcoming – Fringe – was here for a Takeaway  Donner Kebap. A bit early, or was this the conclusion to his night out?

Mr. Khan, Mein Host, recognised me and gave his now customary greeting. Another chap was also serving, possibly the missing generation between Mr. Khan and his grandson who often serves.

I took a can of Mango Rubicon (£1.25) from the fridge and then sat at everyone’s preferred table. I have learned, if one doesn’t help oneself, drinks tend not to be forthcoming.

Lamb Bhuna (£9.65) had yet to be tried, Vegetable Pilau (£3.45) would accompany. I noted that the prices were the same as my last visit in April, and last year for that matter. On relaying the order I gave the usual caveat regarding which Vegetables would appear with the Rice.

Maybe some – was the reply.

Throw them in the bin – was the curt reply. After this number of visits to Kebab Mahal, it was time to test the limits of – the banter.

The wait was appropriate, a longer one would not have been amiss, this was early for Hector to have – The Full Bhuna.

By UK standards, this was a huge portion of Vegetable Rice, easily enough to share. I knew I was staring defeat in the face as I decanted a portion to my plate.

Sweetcorn, Carrots, Peas, Potato and maybe Aubergine were present, no Green Beans, and no Capsicum! This was a meal in its own right. Excellent Rice, offering a great Diversity of Flavours and Texture. There are few venues serving Vegetable Rice to match this.

Lamb Bhuna

The Masala was suitably – Thick, I will admit to having seen a drier Bhuna, but this has become a rarity. This was certainly not the Shorva-esque Masala which featured in Kebab Mahal’sRogan Josh. Whilst today’s Bhuna did not feature the abundance of Tomato in the aforementioned Rogan Josh, there was a definite presence. This wettish Bhuna was closer to Hector’s idea of what a Rogan Josh should be. For the record, for the best part of a decade, I used to eat nothing but Rogan Josh at the much missed Akash (Helensburgh).

The Lamb intrigued. I would find the entire spectrum of Textures from Soft, through Tender to Chewy. The joy of topping up – The Big Pot? The Meat was bursting with Spice, a definite – kick – here. The Masala was thick enough not to disappear into the Rice. The Rice therefore was the perfect accompaniment to this Curry. Did a bit of Paneer find its way into the Rice?

The Meat, the Tomato-rich Masala, the Rice, the Vegetables, each gave off their respective Flavours. This was one of those totally satisfying moments, comfort eating, quality Curry.

Mr. Khan came over to check on my progress, which given the time of day was slow:

Well, my friend, is it OK?

Wonderful!

Thank you.

In time, the Bhuna was, of course, finished. Some Rice had to be set aside, then there was the Rice which hadn’t even made it on to my plate.

On clearing the table, Mr. Kahn once again verified my enjoyment. I hate waste, but only a European could have managed all that Rice.

Was Hector the only person in the city of Edinburgh enjoying a Curry in this hour?

The Bill

£14.35    For how much longer?

The Aftermath

At the counter, I pointed to the menu and asked Mein Host:

Aren’t you putting up your prices?

This he acknowledged and referred to the price of Chicken. He was expecting a delivery later, with some trepidation. (Chicken, in a Curry?) I brought up Cooking Oil, Mr. Kahn quoted the same worrying price rise that Mr. Baig mentioned at The Village (Glasgow) last week.

Prices at Kebab Mahal are therefore due to rise, there’s no time like the present to enjoy their Curry.

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Desi Murgh Aloo – Hector Cooks for Carnoustie

Please bring a dish – was the request received late on Tuesday night, the event, Julia’s Scottish wedding reception. Hector has been taking Curry to Carnoustie whenever invited to stay over with Dr. Alasdair and Margie, mother of Julia. Curry for ten has been the norm, this time, treble that. Why take a – Dish – that only provides a Soupçon for those at the front of the line?

Murgh Aloo

It had to be Chicken, but was nearly Mince, a simple matter of economics. Around three kilos of Chicken Thighs, on-the-bone, were purchased along with a kilo of Baby Potatoes. Marg scrubbed the skin off the Potatoes and ended up with black fingers, she will not be doing that again. The Potatoes were also cooked alone, no way was Hector taking the risk of repeating – The Great Potato Debacle of 2011.

The preparation was done yesterday morning, before heading out to The Village, for Curry. Frozen Onions come into their own when batch cooking, no tears. An entire bottle of Oil, plus a top-up of Olive Oil got things underway. This gave a full half hour of cooking whilst a mass of Ginger was peeled then shredded. Precise measurements went out the window, tablespoons of Garlic Paste went in with the Ginger, allowed to cook for another fifteen minutes.

Three tins of Tomatoes plus a batch that – had to be used – were added, a bit pale, let’s have some Tomato Puree. Crispy Fried Onions, a relatively recent discovery, were added to thicken up the mash. The mash had a good hour on the gas before any Spices were added.

Don’t make it too Spicy! – was Marg’s plea at the outset.

No, this was Curry for the masses, however, the plan was to present a Desi Murgh Aloo.

Dessert spoons of Turmeric, Kashmiri Chilli Powder, Garam Masala and Salt were added to The Big Pot which was already half full. The final addition at this stage was some tired Coriander.

At this point I had a decent Masala, but was determined to create something special. The contents of the pot were blended to create a Masala typical of a Mainstream Restaurant. Now to add the real ingredients.

Not content with the contents of my jar of Whole Spice Garam Masala, more Cloves, Green Cardamom, Black Cardamom, Cinnamon Bark and Cumin Seeds were fried in very hot Oil. Around six Green Chillies were sliced and all of this stirred in to the Blended Masala. This was more like it.

The Chicken Thighs brought the mass up to near the brim, more Coriander!

I consciously added no Methi, despite all temptation. I hoped to recreate the taste of innocence, as captured in Aloo Chicken – A Beginner’s Curry.  When the Oil started to separate I knew I had – Curry. The cooked Potatoes were added, and the whole lot left to stand overnight.

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Two large containers were driven north. Those who had enjoyed my previous efforts discreetly asked what I had brought, there was a presumption. Around 19.00 I was brought into the kitchen. My promised big ovenproof pot had been hijacked, the reheating would be on the hob, stirring, not good for Chicken. Marg took over, I chopped even more Coriander, this time for – foliage.

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OK, some of the Chicken did shred, unavoidable unless using premium Halal Chicken Breast. There was plenty, for all.

Desi Murgh Aloo

Moderately Spiced and well Seasoned, first boxes ticked. The Chicken had released its Water and so the Texture of the Masala had suffered. Some of my beautifully Blended Masala was approaching an Oily Shorva, not the end of the World. The Rice soaked this up. The Whole Spices had worked their magic, the Potatoes had not absorbed as much Flavour as hoped. So much for Baby Potatoes!

There may be no such thing as a Chicken Curry, this wasn’t too shabby.

My plateful also included a Soupçon of a rather superb Korma. Rich, Creamy and Nutty, this was quite a departure from the Coconut laden nonsense one usually encounters. I believe this was a la Fiona, who also served this back in 2016.

Those for whom I had previously cooked, expressed their gratitude and enjoyment. One lady, who seemed to know me by name, also went out of her way to offer praise. This turned out to be an Edinburgh MP, royalty next? She suggested I should try Corstorphine’s – The Pranha Indian Grill – in her constituency.

Later, a young couple reheated some of the Curry.

Whoever cooked this deserves an award – was overheard coming from the kitchen.

Curry-Heute never wins Awards!

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Glasgow – The Village “Curry House” – An Egg Hunt

Lord Clive of Crawley declared that he had not had Curry with Egg for ages, this had to be rectified. I suggested that Kofta Anda is what he should have this afternoon. Before leaving Hector’s House, there was a mass cook in, preparation of the largest Curry for Carnoustie yet, more on this tomorrow.

We arrived at The Village “Curry House” (119 West St., Tradeston, Glasgow G5 8BA) at 14.30, my second visit this month. Here, Kofta is available daily, I cannot think of any other Glasgow venue where this is guaranteed.

Marg would choose from the Lunchtime Menu (£7.95) – Vegetable Pakora, Mince Curry and two Chapattis. I suggested to Clive that he have the full Bhuna – Kofta Anda Palak (£12.95). He was on board with this, a Keema Nan (£4.50) would accompany.

Having consulted a well known and reliable Curry Blog, I realised that I have never had the Methi Gosht (£12.95) at The Village, well at least, not in the years of Curry-Heute. I have tried their various Spinach Dishes, hopefully the Methi would be in the same style: i.e. Masala with Herb, not a mash of Herbs impersonating a Masala. A Nan (£2.95) would accompany.

Jugs of iced Tap Water were provided, today, there was far less sense of bleach compared to previous visits to Nelson Street. Has nobody else noticed this?

For once, I read the entire Curry Menu. Unfortunately, due to ongoing camera issues I cannot yet post the 2022 version. I can report, however, that the price of the kilo of Tawa Kirahi, served – on-the-bone – has increased from £34.95 to £44.95. Don’t all rush at once. Once more I ask: who is calculating our inflation figures?

Vegetable Pakora

Four large pieces of Pakora formed the Lunch Menu portion. The Pakora was light in colour and therefore appeared to be freshly made, no double frying here. Determined to finish her Main Course, Marg offered Clive and I a piece each, duly accepted. The freshness was instantly apparent, decent Pakora.

Having completed our nibbles, Mr. Baig, Mein Host, joined us for what Marg would later describe as the longest conversation we have ever had. Price rises formed the major part of the discourse. Cooking Oil, without which there can be no Curry, has doubled in price this year. I had to mention the Tawa Kirahi. Mr. Baig explained that the increase was also down to the rapid rise in the cost of Meat. He had hoped to bring this back down again, however, the imminent rise of gas/electricity will probably prevent this. He did reveal his current energy bill and what he is expecting to have to pay next year. The number of customers needed to support this can be calculated, meanwhile he admitted that trade is slow, people are still not coming out as they did pre-Covid.

I cannot post the overexposed Bread photos. Suffice to say the Chapattis were substantial such that Marg only ate one. The Naan arrived in the same basket, quartered, impact lost. A decent Naan, but clearly not the feast which Clive had ordered. He loves his Keema Naan, this one did not disappoint:

Plenty of Mince in here.

Mince Curry

Served in a smaller karahi than when ordering from the a la carte menu, I was actually surprised to see this Curry not arrive on a plate. There was certainly enough of this moist, but not Soupy Curry.

A very worthwhile lunch both in quantity and quality, good value – remarked Marg –

Unlike the hyper-inflated Tawa Kirahi, maybe one should get here soon to enjoy lunch at this price.

Mehti Gosht (sic)

Behold the larger karahi! The Curry was topped with the most Coriander I have seen for a while. The light brown Masala was exactly how I hoped my Methi Gosht would be served. Clearly, The Village Masala had the required Herb added, it should not therefore dominate.

I decanted to the plate in order to establish a precise Meat count. Nine, one better than the standard eight, and most would be halved. A decent portion. The wonder that is The Village signature Masala now stood proud on the plate.

I was surprised that the first thing I could identify was the root Village Curry Taste, a good start. The Methi then kicked in, and soon a Tang which was another surprise. My last Village Curry was the Achari Gosht, today’s appeared to borrow from that stable, the Methi balancing the Tanginess. The Spice Level and the Seasoning were well judged, another fine Village Curry.

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Kofta Anda Palak

Once more, the large karahi and the Spinach not overdone. The portion included two hard boiled Eggs, one egg is un oeuf at Sheerin Palace. Also, at Sheerin Palace the Kofta Anda (served Wednesdays and Saturdays only) comes in a Shorva, the Masala at The Village is much more substantial. I cannot say how many Meatballs were present, needless to say, with the Keema Naan, Clive had a lot to get through.

A Kebab and and Egg – is how Clive described his Curry – the meatballs were the highlight. Lots of flavour, spice level just about right. It was temperature hot when delivered. The hard boiled egg just made it more interesting.

I can see me back for this again soon, the Keema Naan may be too indulgent for Hector.

The Bill

£41.30   We’ll see for how much longer three can have Curry for this sum.

The Aftermath

What had been an almost empty restaurant when we arrived was having a wee turn. Good to see people out mid-afternoon.

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Glasgow – Akbar’s – Wow! + Plus

Today’s visit to Akbar’s (573-581 Sauchiehall Street G3 7PQ) was mooted by Chapatti John to follow our recent visit to Namak Mandi. In the interim, Lord Clive of Crawley announced he was coming north, today we would be five diners.

Marg was waiting outside Akbar’s as Hector arrived for the 17.00 opening. John was at our tail, Dr. Stan escorted Clive a bit behind. I noted the poster in the window, a new addition to the menu – Charsi Karahi – available in Lamb at £13.90. It’s good to see this authentic Dish from west of Punjab being made available, one day. Prices in the new menu were up about 20%, so where do the government source their inflation calculations?

There had to be Lamb Chops, or Meat Chops (£6.70) as Akbar’s call them. Clive and Hector would be making comparisons with The Downsman (Crawley) who have set the standard. Dr. Stan would have his customary Seekh Kebab (£5.50), the price of which looked absurd. John would have Liver Tikka (£5.70), hoping it would be as impressive as when he last had this Starter.

Knowing that Hector was not for sharing, and not wishing to be left out, Marg ordered a Popadom (£1.70) and some Mango Chutney. I made no comment at the time, but this is a truly ridiculous price for a Poppadom which many venues are happy to supply on a Complimentary basis.

Today, Marg would have her Keema, both she and Dr. Stan ordered Karahi Keema & Matter. John kept to his usual script – Karahi Gosht & Spinach (£13.40), Clive likewise – Chicken Dansak (£11.45). So much for Lord Clive having a Bradford Curry. Now for Hector.

Roshan Lal has been Hector’s favourite Curry at Akbar’s over the years. The description of the Roshan Lal contains the offending ingredient, however, having this withheld has never been a problem. The staff today, bar the Manager, were all new. I had difficulty convincing our chap that Roshan Lal, a la Hector, was possible.

There was resistance, the Capsicum may already be cooked in.

I don’t want to see any – was the firm instruction. He went off to check, all was well.

Can I have Desi-Apna-Asian Style please?

All but Marg then asked for the same.

It is crucial that one asks for this at Akbar’s, else one receives a much lesser Curry. Only on my second visit here did I fail to communicate this, I did not recognise what came.

Marg would have a solitary Chapatti (£0.90), John a mere three. Dr. Stan, Clive and Hector would share a Coriander & Chilli Nan (£3.95). Three of us might manage a single Naan, might. Bread prices at Akbar’s remain sensible and reflect their Bradford roots.

The bottle of Tap Water was replaced oft. This water tasted better than that served south of the river, no obvious chemicals. It all comes from Loch Katrine, so why the difference?

Meat Chops

Four light coloured Chops were accompanied by a Soupçon of Salad. Only the extremity of the extremities were charred, I should have asked for cremated Lamb Chops.

The Chops were moist, succulent and gave off a Big Spice hit. The Flavours were intense, whatever was in the Marinade had truly worked. These were glorious, however, at the back of my mind there remained the – what if? Maybe I should ask for two as they come, and two cremated Chops?

Clive agreed that these Lamb Chops certainly rivalled The Downsman. I haven’t had Lamb Chops in Crawley for some time, the prices there became off-putting and that was before the current spiral of inflation took hold. I believe it would still be fair to say that Akbar’s remains much better value.

As I finished each Lamb Chop, so Marg took the bones. This is how all of my Chops ended up across the table.

Seehk Kebab

Again I ask, £5.50 for these? Truly, they have shrunk.

As always, Dr. Stan enjoyed his Seekh Kebab – Mmmm.

Liver Tikka

Hopefully, I will never have to taste this. Serve me Brains, Testicles, the scrapings from the bottom of the pot, as at Sheesh Mahal (Bradford) and I’ll have a go. The Texture of Liver simply does not sit well on the Hector palate. John was thoroughly enjoying his Starter:

The best liver I have ever tasted.

The quantity impressed also.

Two Dips had been presented along with the Mango Chutney. From somewhere, a plain plastic bottle of Chilli Sauce attracted John’s attention. Even though we were all down to the dregs of the various Salads, he insisted we try it. This was not the Sweet Chilli Sauce as served recently in Newcastle, this was the real stuff, with a definite – kick. Next time, I’ll have this with my Lamb Chops.

There was a suitable break between Starters and Mains. There had to be. It is rare for Hector to have a Starter unless they are known in advance to be outstanding as was the case last week at Punjabi-Ibrox with their Keema Padora. Hector has done well of late, and is aware that the next few days are going to be a period of Curry saturation. Maybe this is why there was so little consumed at the start of the month, I know what awaits.

The Chapattis arrived with the Mains. As expected they were devoured. Where was the Naan? The three of us had to wait to get started, our Curry cooling before us.

Eventually, and without a fanfare, the huge Naan was presented. They have to get the Naan right at Akbar’s else it wouldn’t work.

The covering was ample, the Bread light fluffy and with a sufficient level of dough to satisfy the Hector. We managed all but the tip/point, which frustratingly is Hector’s favourite part of a Naan.

Roshan Lal

I had time to study my Curry before the eventual arrival of the Naan. The small-cut Meat sat in just enough Masala. The Oil collected at the periphery in the time honoured manner. The sprinkling of Coriander was accompanied by a slice of Lemon.

The Lemon plays an important part of the Roshan Lal, in fact I should have asked for more. Squeezing the Lemon adds a wonderful Citrus bite. I decided not to wait for the Bread.

Bloody Hell! This was astonishingly wonderful. The Big Taste of Bradford Curry attacked the palate. The Herbs were full on, the Spice and Seasoning pitched perfectly. I started on the abundant Meat, so full of Flavour. This one cannot take for granted but differentiates the Mainstream from special venues.

With the Naan, the Masala was scooped up, so much pleasure here. When our waiter came over to ask the customary question, I had to tell him:

This is wonderful!

Why would people have this as described on the menu when this version is available?

I unearthed a cooked Tomato, this added another dimension, a Curry that simply got better and better. The Meat seemed endless, fear not, there was no wastage.

This was a Curry I could eat often, yet visits to Akbar’s are relatively rare. If only they would open earlier.

Karahi Gosht & Spinach

Visually, this was identical to the Rohsan Lal, right down to the wedge of Lemon. They wouldn’t would they?

Fantastic flavours – remarked John who had no problem downing his three Chapattis.

Asian-style made it just perfect.

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Karahi Keema & Mattar

Sufficiently moist, and with no visible Masala as such, this is how an authentic Keema Mutter should be served. Had I not been engrossed with my own Curry I would have had a Soupçon. How could it have been better than the Keema which featured in the Keema Padora last week at Punjabi (Ibrox)? Maybe it was.

It has been a long time since I had a Bradford – Keema Mutter, well worth the wait – said Marg.

Why don’t we got to Bradford tomorrow? – was almost my reply.

Very fine Mince, perfect with the Chapatti.

Dr. Stan added: It was great, very spicy and plenty of it.

A lot of perfection so far.

Chicken Dansak

Tell me this was not the Balti Tarka Daal (£9.90) with some Chicken added. The Curry certainly looked like two Dishes combined. Clive was immediately taken by its dryness, this was far from the Soupy Curry that most venues serve. Not a Curry that Hector would ever order, but a long time favourite of Clive’s if he says it’s good, it must be.

That was fantastic, never had a dry Dansak before. That was marvellous.

It appears we all enjoyed our Curry.

The Bill

£99.90    I suggested we round it up. Nobody got it.

The Poppadom was £1.00, not as printed on the menu.

The Aftermath

Our waiter was well taken care of. We walked past the line of staff, everyone who visits Akbar’s is greeted like a celebrity.

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Glasgow – Yadgar – Sunday Lunch

Yadgar Kebab House (148 Calder St, Govanhill, Glasgow, G42 7QP)

Chapli Kebap

Aloo Gobi

QED

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