Berlin, again? This was not the plan. München en route to Bamberg is what was originally booked, easyJet cancelled the flight a month or so back. Berlin became the means of reaching Bamberg.
So, three more nights in Das Bier Kapital, and of course the opperchancity for more Curry. On previous trips here, I haven’t bothered, such has been the level of disappointment, however, Chutnify changed that. Doing a routine search at the weekend, I discovered the existence of Punjabi Zaiqa (Tromsöer Strasse 6, 13359 Berlin Deutschland) who cannot have been in business for long. Hector shall admit to being excited on the journey up through Prenzlauer Berg to U Bahnhof Osloer Strasse, Punjabi Zaiqa lies just off.
A large Punjabi supermarket lies adjacent to the Curry Cafe, something has been happening here already. I entered Punjabi Zaiqa at 18.30, a few diners sat in the large room. I sat at a wall booth adjacent to a family who were finishing a Chicken Karahi. All was confirmed already, this looked to be what the Hector has been searching for all these years. Berlin Curry House #18, finally, the type of Curry Cafe that Hector seeks.
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The menu was posted above the counter, a QR Code was on the table, Lamm Karahi was being sold either Boneless or on-the-bone, a first in Berlin. Also, the Karahi had a sliding scale of prices depending how many one was ordering for. Lamm Karahi mit Knochen (€14.90) plus Mineral Wasser mit Gas (€2.50) is what the Hector sought. I sat for a few minutes, took a couple of photos of the big, bright room, then I spotted – Self Service – at the counter, up I went.


A chap who had been eating stood beside me and asked, in Deutsch, why I had been taking photos. Was he a staff member having a break? I showed him Curry-Heute, Alles is gut. The serving chap was keen to secure payment from my interrogator, a customer then. One is meant to pay in advance.
I began placing my order, the serving chap appeared to have no English. Speaking Deutsch in Berlin, unusual these days.
You have Desi Karahi?
For one? With, without?
The Bill
€17.40 (£15.33)
I was given a magic coaster and awaited my Order.


That my Curry did not come in seconds did please. I had noticed the Dishes on display at the counter, so more than a reheat then. Just before 19.00, Hector was summoned. Chef had arranged a tray, I was directed to the fridge for my drink. There being no half litre bottles, I took the litre. Not a problem.
The Sparkling Water had partly turned to ice, so well chilled. Two Wholemeal Chapattis were included in the deal. Thick Chapattis, I thought I might manage both, no chance.
Lamm Karahi – mit Knochen
Achtung! Behold! Finally, proper Punjabi Cuisine in Berlin. Look at that authentic Tomato-based Masala, served in the correct ratio to Meat, and no offending intruders.
Ginger Strips and a line of Raita topped the biggest quantity of Meat I have faced in yonks. The pieces were huge, all but one was on-the-bone. Even the boneless piece was huge. I settled down for the long haul.
There was an instant – kick. The Tomatoey Flavour from the Masala, gosh, was Hector dreaming? The Seasoning was a few stops down from the Hector idyll. Salt was on the table, but Hector has made a pact. Eat it as it comes.


There was one huge Sucky Bone, and suck it I did. The Lamb may well have been the cheaper cuts, who cared. There was Lamb, and even more Lamb. This was surely more than the half kilo. The Flavour of the Lamb itself was quite pronounced. Gnaw, chew, swallow, wipe Masala with Chapatti, repeat.
This was a bit below the quality served in the better UK Curry Houses which serve this fayre, a bit rough around the edges, not the same depth of Flavour. However, this could be more authentic, Hector has not been to Pakistan. Most importantly, compared to the many imposters serving – Curry – in this city, Punajbi Zaiqa is light years ahead.
Curry in Berlin has come of age.
The chap I had earlier recognised as Chef came over. German changed to English. He was keen to tell me that their food is Spicy, even the Lamm Korma (€12.90). I tried to have him say this was a Desi Korma, hopefully, one day. I showed him the rotating photos on the Curry-Heute – about – page. The Karahi from Pak Taka Tak (Athena) drew – we can make that, we’ll make everything, Afghanistan, Lahori.
Namkeen? – I had to ask.
In time, yes.
Now we’re talking!
Punjabi Zaiqa has been open for two months. In one month, Chef hopes to print a full menu and offer all. What’s there already ain’t too shabby: Aloo Ghost (€11.90), Aloo Keema (€9.90).
His German speaking colleague stood opposite me too, a more difficult conversation, if indeed it qualified for that description. He was keen to tell me that they are not catering for – the English – they serve Spicy Curry with the option for Bones. Nowhere else in Berlin does so.
I’ll be back, tomorrow!


It has taken months of trying, as it always does, for Alan and Hector to find a Saturday night when the two couples would be free to dine, together.
Being a Saturday night, Hector was not having Sparkling Water: a pint of Cobra (£5.95) and a bottle of same (£3.75) for Tracy. Marg, the driver, had Cola (£3.75), eventually Alan managed to find a suitable bottle of wine (£21.45). (If there was a fifth pint, the price of the Cobra was less.)

Andy, from Romania, was our waiter this evening. He managed to serve us well without being too exuberant, as sometimes the staff here can be.
On
The presentation of Raita and the Mashed Pepper Dip preceded the arrival of the Starters. Despite the ingredients of this Dip, I have no issues with it. The Recipe is
The portion remains four, possibly the best value in the city. The Salad went in Marg’s direction, who needs this when Chops have to be addressed?

Served with flaked Fish a la 

It must be the – Karahi – which prevents this as being served as a mass of green. This is how Hector likes his Curry with Spinach. Slightly spicier than normal – began Alan – I always order this, very enjoyable and finished all, probably because – shared the chops.
The lesser Curry:
When one presents Hector with a flat pan of voluminous Karahi, there is instant happiness. A slice of Lemon and a Sprinkling of Coriander topped the Karahi. Green Chillies, sliced length wise were seemingly abundant. With Chillies from the Naan also, maybes not. 



As we were out – to dine – there would be Coffee. Cappuccino (£2.95) for Marg, Espresso (£2.95) pour les autres. For Hector, the choice was coffee, or a night’s sleep, I chose the latter.
At the end of August, Hector’s attempt at
The tried and tested
Adding the water always feels – wrong. This creates the very Shorva that Hector tries not to make. However, when I saw the end results, I realised that this could be the basis of a Chettinad. One day I’ll repeat this stage then try adding Curry Leaves, Dried Red Chillies and Smoked Paprika. Not since Lockdown #1 have I tried cooking Smokey Curry. 

Hector has a new local Takeaway – Spice India. So close to Hector’s House, it must appear in these pages soon. Annoyingly, it doesn’t stay open late enough for midnight Donner Kebap. But, close enough to send Marg along for some Bread whilst I prepared the
Removing the Tomato skins is tricky, laborious, but the results are imminent, a Masala forms before one’s eyes. Last time I had less Meat, the result, 
The Masala was suitably brown and thick, despite the Tomato base, this was most certainly not a Red Curry! The quantity of Oil had been reined in, no residue at all.
The blast of Citrus took me by surprise. The Lemon Juice in the 

Back from
A portion? Spicy? – asked Shery.
Those which I had seen in the tray behind the counter, were uncooked. Having watched the operation, I can verify that Marg’s Samosas were freshly baked, not a reheat which is the custom in the majority of venues. 

Hotter than hot – is how the Karahi is served at
Schrödinger’s Chapatti

Karahi Lamb a la Hector at
Prenzlauer Berg
I made an online booking for 15.00, this is recommended regardless of time of day. Marg and Hector were punctual. Indoors,








Lamb Curry – was the moniker used by the waitress as she presented Hector’s South Indian delight. Two dried Red Chillies floated in the Shorva-esque Masala. This is Hector’s sign of efficacy. I counted six large pieces of Meat and two pieces of Potato, Diversity. Each piece of Lamb would be halved and then some. I had judged the quantity of Rice on my plate to match the Curry portion. As ever when having Curry and Rice, I retained some of the Masala in the bowl for later, and for dipping the wonderful Parotta.
The Flavours were intense, the Spices hit the palate with ferocity. The great South Indian Smokiness, Clove too, glorious, and of course, the Seasoning was right there. The Meat had been infused, it was definitely in the – giving – category, loads of Flavour here, and well Tender Lamb.
On seeing the remaining Masala, the bowl was taken back to the kitchen.
I was keen to compare this with the above, after all, the Telanga is basically what I have encountered as Chettinad at other venues. Curry Leaves were aplenty in the Shorva. Mustard/Onion Seeds were in the Masala also. I remembered to take a second photo of Marg’s Curry today as she was having Rice.
I commented upon how little Rice Marg had taken. Usually, a Chapatti is her accompaniment, but not when Curry is this – Soupy, and the Rice is inclusive. Marg too had consciously taken a quantity of Rice to match the volume of Masala. There is an optimum ratio of Rice to Masala, else one can end up with a swamp on the plate. Alternatively, and as was the case this afternoon, there wasn’t enough Masala to moisten the given Rice. Who wants to be left Plain Basmati?
I asked Marg if she was getting – smokiness – from her Curry. Earthy – was as far as she would go.
I’ll be having the same again, but hopefully with everything hotter than everything else.
By 16.00 the place had all but emptied. Reader take note. This gave the opperchancity to secure more photos. 
The Indian Island (Swietej Jadwigi 10/1a, 50-266 Wroclaw, Polska) was recommended to us by Manoj at
Despite a lack of contact, we returned one hour later. The restaurant was still full, all tables occupied, or were they? A small, round table at the door, possibly used for Takeaway business, had no chairs. I made it clear that we were not for hanging about. Marg pointed to the small table. Chairs were provided, two of the available twenty six were unoccupied. The Hector was sitting almost as much in the restaurant as out. The menu was brought within seconds.
Mutton Tawa (Zl45) was something different on a Polish menu, a Karahi variant. Marg, after he enjoyment of
Basmati Rice (Zl6) was clearly listed on the menu, however, today we were taking no chances. It was confirmed that Rice was included with mains. Cue the opperchancity to go that bit further. I had seen the Naan by the time of ordering. A Butter Naan (Zl13) was added. A competitively priced 660ml bottle of Sparkling Water (Zl12) and a Masala Tea (Zl12) completed the Order. 

A family, who initially relative to us, sat in the far corner, were now adjacent. I couldn’t believe it when even more food arrived at their table. I had witnessed the chap in particular, gorging earlier. It was no surprise when a fair quantity of Curry, Rice and Bread was packed for Takeaway. Why do people over-order and under-eat to this extent? 

The Butter Naan may well be added to the category of – best ever! Large, just how large is lost having been cut into four. The long panhandle and the multiple blisters confirmed the efficacy, this was a Tandoori Naan. The Butter had helped make it both soft and flaky. The whiteness, butteriness and the softness brought – Malabar Parotta – to mind. I checked for layering, not really. This Naan was the best of both worlds. 
Topped with rings of uncooked Onion fresh Coriander, here was a typical Mainstream, blended Masala. Expectations were adjusted accordingly.
Yesterday’s horror story
The Masala in this Tawa had plenty of Flavour, a potency perhaps. This was a Flavour I very much recognised but cannot describe other than the oft used – Euro Curry Taste. It cannot be down to a Spice I do not know, unless it’s what Nutmeg does to Curry. Burnt Coconut? But then it would taste – South Indian. My conclusion is that it must be something missing, or not liberally added. Cloves, Cumin Seeds, Cinnamon, Cardamom, come to mind, and dare I mention – Fenugreek? 
We had both overdosed on Naan. Have I convinced the reader that this was an outstanding Naan? 













When our fellow diners were served, I saw two platters of Basmati being brought to the table. 
Accompanied by a Raita which was not touched, this was a veritable feast of Rice and Vegetables. Large pieces of Paneer stood out, Cauliflower, Peas, Carrots and Green Beans were in the melange. Here was the Diversity of Textures that Hector seeks. With a complexity of Flavours in its own right, this was an excellent Biryani. I think I might be getting Marg on board with Rice:
Madras Jagniecina
The apparently ubiquitous sprinkling of Coconut topped the Masala with Ginger Strips and Coriander also. I counted only six pieces of Meat as I arranged the Lamb on the Biryani, however, each would require halving or more. Enough Meat. The Masala was viscous, however, 
Wtf? A blast of blandness hit the Hector palate. This Curry was woefully under-seasoned. It was as if all Salt had been extracted. The Spice Level was – medium – at best. Whilst the Meat was super-soft, it gave absolutely nothing back. 
Welcome to the world of Chicken Soup. This was far from any – Methi – served in a Punjabi Curry House. The wonderful Herb had simply been stirred into the Creamy Shorva. I dipped my fork in the Masala. Creamy, yes, but at least here was a depth of Flavour, sharper on the tongue, not a Curry I would want, but it had its merits. 
The Butter Roti never did arrive. The waiter admitted he had not placed the order for the Roti. 


Marg and Hector arrived at
I took the same seat as on
Having enjoyed the 







A threat of Fresh Coriander sat atop a viscous Masala. I counted six large pieces of Meat as I decanted, plus a few tiddlers. With the Mushrooms, there would be plenty of solids. Curry Leaves and Onion/Mustard Seeds were mixed through the Masala. It is only in recent times that I have come to recognise that the Curry Leaves can act as a source of the Smoky Flavour associated with South Indian Cuisine. There was an underlying Creaminess to the Masala, a feature of seemingly all Curry in 
The Spice Level and Seasoning were well pitched, consequently there was a burst of Flavour onto the palate. The Smokiness was there, the Creaminess not intrusive. The Mutton was delightfully Tender, the menu claims it had been marinated, and so had time to absorb the Flavours. Suddenly there was a blast of Coriander, from the Rice, yay.

The description said a – coconut base – there was quite a sprinkling of Coconut on top of the Red Masala. Steve made some very positive comments as he ate, having had a thousand or so Lamb Madras, he knows this Curry well:
Salmon! It does help when the menu informs the diner what type of Fish is being served. Salmon is also remarkably filling, as everyone who has ever tackled a Salmon Curry will testify.
Manoj was delighted to receive the praise that followed the meal. He told us that they have been lucky in holding on to their Chef in the two years since Delhi opened.
Manoj was intrigued by the fact that we try to get to 













Marg enquired about a large bottle of Sparkling Water, this appeared to be accepted, however, it was a jug of Tap Water which was presented.




The Masala was thin, Soupy, Shorva-esque. I was about to decant the Meat when I noticed it was far too pale to be Lamb. Chicken Curry, nobody asked for Chicken.
There was a kick to the thin sauce, and I enjoyed dipping my Roti to maximise the flavour. Chicken is not my favoured meat in a Curry, because it doesn’t hold the flavour.
No bucket. The thicker Masala was certainly more appealing. A Creamy Masala may be Marg’s Heaven, this was not quite Hector Hell. With a Cashew Nut garnish, the mind was already prepared for what followed.
There was a decent Spice Level which grew marginally as I ate. After yesterday’s assault at 

We ate the lot, the waiter could only smile when he saw the empty plates. 





Zayka (Jozefa Dietla 50/1, 31-039 Kraków, Polska) has moved north of the Vistula to a more down-town location on the boundary between Stare Miasto and Kazimierz. Having been impressed by the Fayre served up at 

Marg placed her order for Masala Chai (Zl9) whilst I perused the menu. Eventually I decided upon Bhuna Gosht (Zl45) which I hadn’t had previously, accompanied by Veg Pulao (Zl16).
A bottle of Sparkling Water (Zl9) completed the Order. 

The advertised 500ml bottle turned out to be 300ml, charged at the same price, of course. Marg’s milky tea was consumed long before the arrival of the food. 


Six, yes – six – pieces of Lamb sat in a proportionate quantity of blended Masala. I’ve had so called – Tapas – portions comparable to this at home.
Above Medium Spice – had been agreed at the time of ordering. For Chef, this meant – Spicy. Some would not have coped with the Spice Level in this Curry. There was a distinctive Earthy Flavour at the start, with Cumin coming across clearly. Thereafter, the palate was basically wrecked, this was just abut the heat, and a lack of Seasoning. Seasoning may have rescued this Curry which quite simply became an ordeal.
The Meat, which had to be eked out, was Tender-Chewy. This gave some respite from the intensity of the Masala. For once, that the Lamb was not adding much in the way of Flavour to the Curry, was quite an advantage. 







