Glasgow – Yadgar – Karela Gosht, Zu Hause

Yadgar Karela Gosht Curry-Heute (1)On Sunday, the Leftovers were packed, Shkoor, Mein Host at Yadgar Kebab House (148 Calder St, Govanhill, Glasgow, G42 7QP) decided I could not leave without some of my Favourite Curry – Karela Gosht, BHHIP. It was – The Bitter Gourd – which probably set me on the path to nothing but Karahi a few years back.

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It was only after unpacking that I realised this was on-the-bone, all the better. A Soupçon of Vegetable Rice was microwaved, this turned out to be an adequate Portion. By the time the reheated Karela Gosht was poured over, the Hector had a Bigger Lunch than was envisaged. Yay!

Yadgar Karela Gosht Curry-Heute (6)The Meat content was way more than a Soupçon, quite a Portion of Lamb. The Masala was similar to that served in the Karahi Gosht, the same Sticky, Thickness. The Flavour was entirely different, the Karela was barely visible, all part of the Mash, however, it had done its work, this Curry was Bitter, Superb.

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Glasgow – Yadgar + Ambala – Pendragon at The Ferry

Pendragon + Ambala + Yadgar Curry-Heute (54)Eighteen months have passed since Hector and Marg saw Pendragon perform in both Katowice and Glasgow. How different was life then? Today Pendragon are back in Glasgow celebrating twenty years since the release of their Magnum Opus – The Masquerade Overture. Again, a different era, one had to go to Rotherham to see anyone decent.

Pendragon + Ambala + Yadgar Curry-Heute (2)Peter summoned Hector to the Allison Arms this afternoon, he still thinks it’s my Birthday. Marg was in Stirling for much of the day, hockey of course. We agreed to rendezvous at Yadgar Kebab House (148 Calder St, Govanhill, Glasgow, G42 7QP) at 18.00. Doors open at The Ferry at 20.00, after they have seduced people into dining there early, three Curry Houses are within a five minute walk of the venue, no chance.

Normally, the Karahi Gosht is ordered a few days in advance by contacting Shkoor, Mein Host. As the decision – to dine – was only made last night, I had to call in on my way to the Ally.

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Omar took the order: One Portion Karahi Gosht on-the-bone, one Boneless Portion of Karahi Gosht and One Portion of Vegetable Rice. One should really be enjoying this Superb Creation with Chapatti Accompaniments, I would order one later, however, both Marg and I particularly enjoyed Vegetable Biryani on our Indian Trip, I felt the need to go overboard. There, India has been mentioned and shall be again, fear not.

The Bad Boys’ Club numbered eight this afternoon, all the less Deutsche Bier for everyone else. Olaf must be due back soon, the selection was not wonderful.

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Marg was an acceptable ten minutes late. By this time Omar had sorted Poppadoms (x3), Spiced Onions and Dips. When I mentioned it was Marg who was coming, he even suggested Mango Chutney. A Modest Salad arrived soon afterwards, I say – Modest – no Black Olives or Pickled Chillies today.

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People were finishing as I arrived, the place emptied then more families started to arrive. There were smiles from everyone, we were here to enjoy Yadgar Cuisine. Having consulted the UK’s most reliable Curry Blog, it is six months since I had the Karahi Gosht proper. In the interim I have had Lamb Chops Karahi, Lamb Chops Achari and even the so called – White/Salt Karahi – Namkeen Karahi. Such is the Richness of the Food served at Yadgar, I have even chosen from the Daily Specials in other visits. Today was all about a direct comparison with the Wonderful Karahi served at Dera (Manchester) on Thursday.

Pendragon + Ambala + Yadgar Curry-Heute (11)By the time we had settled on a Poppadom each, plus The Bits, the Mains were ready. Marg instantly observed that her Boneless Portion was Larger than Hector’s. This remains the Great Curry Paradox: one generally pays more for on-the-bone yet knowingly, the debris will pile up. At Yadgar one does not worry about these matters, all will be well. I also knew that whatever Marg could not eat, would be spirited away afterwards.

Vegetable Biryani

Pendragon + Ambala + Yadgar Curry-Heute (17)I have been ordering this as – Vegetable Rice – since my earliest encounters at Yadgar. With Large Pieces of Potato and Cauliflower then Peas, which have to be the size they are I suppose, a Meal in itself. Marg thought so, took little and concentrated on the Chapatti which was also Substantial.

Karahi Gosht on-the-bone

Pendragon + Ambala + Yadgar Curry-Heute (13)Pendragon + Ambala + Yadgar Curry-Heute (22)From the first intake of Lamb there was a gasp of pleasure. This is it, Yadgar Karahi Gosht. Visiting too often lessens the impact. The temptation is to return within the week. So, Rich, Smooth, Spiced at a Level not to cause upset, this could not be achieved without the Seasoning. The Health Officials finally admit there is no Life without Salt. The Potato and Cauliflower provided Diversity in Texture. The Rice still left on the plate would not be decanted, already the Simultaneous Equations were being calculated consciously in Hector’s Brain. I can finish what I have, Marg may only get halfway through hers – Lunch! – tomorrow.

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Pendragon + Ambala + Yadgar Curry-Heute (19)Pendragon + Ambala + Yadgar Curry-Heute (21)The Masala is the same, but will never pack the same punch as when Meat on-the-bone has been part of the cooking process. Marg found her Dish to be slightly too Spicy for her. She is perfectly capable of eating – Spicy Curry – but just likes to register her thoughts. Dehydration was her main concern as she summoned a second Mango Rubicon from Omar. Hector had to sample the Boneless version, not too different on this occasion, but a Significantly Different Portion Size. So it appeared.

Behold, Mein Host

Shkoor was surprised to see us tearing into Karahi Gosht. He asked why he had not been contacted to arrange the Food. This would have been in the small hours. Being our first encounter since India,  The India Trip had to be mentioned. The frustration of Bland Buffets, the Splendid Restaurants, the Angst at Agra compared to the more laid back Jaipur. Shkoor said he has read my humble pages.  Manchester was also raised, Shkoor has been to Dera and knows their Karahi well. Curryspondent Ahmed flies in to Manchester from where he is fetched, Smart Chap. It was Ahmed who made me aware of Dera.

Yadgar v New Karahi Palace v Dera

Each sells an Outstanding Interpretation of Lamb Karahi. On the day, the Dish you are eating is The Best, there is little point stating otherwise. I have deliberately left Bradford Curry Houses out of this, they serve Outstanding Curry. As I said to Marg some time later – It’s the Mainstream Venues that survive selling the Straightforward that I don’t get.

The Bill

£20.00 was the most agreeable sum.

The Aftermath

Somehow, a Portion of Karela Gosht found its way into our Takeaway Bag. Shkoor said to Marg – You may know his heart, I know his stomach. Why do I always tell people that Yadgar is my Favourite Curry House?

The Next Bit

There is a New Pretender in Glasgow, possibly another Desi Curry Outlet that could rival those in Glasgow’s Top Rated. We headed there, for Dessert.

Pendragon + Ambala + Yadgar Curry-Heute (25)Ambala Deli Bar (11 Forth St., Glasgow, Scotland, G41 2SP) was only flagged up in recent months. After two visits I thought it was time to introduce Marg to the venue. A Sundae is what I had planned – to share. The Waiter whom I have met twice now greeted us on entry. Introductions were made, I admitted we were not here for Curry.

Following the instruction on the Menu with which I am now familiar, I went up to the counter to order. Another Chap, Head Waiter?, said that being a hot day they had sold out on the necessary ingredients, Ice Cream was still available. Who is The Chap in the suit?

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We had a mass of Ice Cream and two spoons, plus a Sprite each. Dehydration was now relieved.

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Something was – Spongy – so a bit distracting, else it was Ice Cream. We need to come back on a Rainy Sunday.

The Bill

£8.00. Think back to the 1960s. If someone had said that three scoops of Ice Cream and two Lemonades would cost this…

And now Everyone to The Stage

Simon and Jan were parked in the same street adjacent to The Ferry. There is always a familiar face at a Pendragon Concert, even in Leamington Spa. A couple of minutes before 20.00, the doors were open. I have previously seen queues with people arriving this punctually, a good sign.

The place was remarkably empty, was that Joe from Comedy of Errors at a table? If he’s dining I shall leave him alone. Was there a Support? I asked the Barmen, they knew nothing. As time passed I became convinced that there could be no Support, given the curfew at The Ferry.

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Approaching 20.45, two Ladies and a Chap took to the stage. Christina Booth of Magenta was accompanied by Mark Westwood and Verity Smith.

At the time of writing I can reveal that I have one Magenta CD – Seven – which has hardly been played. In Marg’s car is – She – by Caamora – a Musical composed by Clive Nolan (Arena, Pendragon), Christina Booth features on this as does Mark Westwood (Shadowland), Alan Reed (ex-Pallas) and John Jowitt (ex-Arena, ex-IQ), and Scott Higham (ex-Pendragon). This must be where you end up after leaving Hector’s Favourite Bands. I have to admit to enjoying – She – as a Concept Album, setting aside the associated theatrics featured on Youtube, great on a long drive. I shall admit to once having a conversation with Mark Westwood on a well known Social Medium thinking he was Mark Westworth (ex-IQ, ex-Grey Lady Down). The Shadowland CD I have pre-dates his arrival…

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Anyway, Christina and Verity Smith (Caamora) sang some unknown songs, Karaoke-style in terms of Keyboards and Percussion, with Mark adding live Acoustic Guitar. All very pleasant, but what about The Ferry Curfew? The Mob who were following Pendragon throughout the Tour, were well involved with the Artists on stage, at times to the detriment of the rest of us.

The Masquerade Overture

Pendragon + Ambala + Yadgar Curry-Heute (38)Before Pendragon took to the stage I was able to make a copy of the Set-list. A track from the album scored out? The Two Ladies accompanied for backing vocals, yet the opening Eponymous Track – with its Operatic leanings was still played as a recording. As Good as Gold kicked things off, by the end Nick Barrrett, Guitar and Composer, again looked gob-smacked at the warmth coming from the Glasgow audience, and The Mob of about six.

As Paintbox continued it was evident that the audience surrounding the Quiet Hector were going to sing along. Well, Hector has adopted the same pose at Gigs for decades, arms folded, little sign of emotion, and I do not clap until the end of the Gig. Clive Nolan on Keyboards maintained a similar passive demeanour throughout the Gig too.

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Before Guardian of My Soul, Nick admitted to having the flu. Man up – someone reportedly said to him last night at Wath (near Rotherham). The Shadow was followed by the bouncy- Masters of Illusion. This and the next song – King of the Castle – remind me of Terje Rypdal, just how high up the fretboard can one play? The Operatic skills of Verity Smith will provide the standout memory. This album has a lot of Female Vocalist backing in the studio recording, Tracy Hitchings (Landmarq) now in Australia, has been a long time favourite. To recreate the full vocal impact this evening was much appreciated. That was The Masquerade Overture, or was it? Schizo? Never heard of it. I have since found it on Masquerade Overture Disk 2, which I may have played once, so it goes.

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Instead of an Interval, there was a legendary piece of Nick Nostalgia.- The Heathery Bar, Wishaw, where Hector first saw Pallas back in the early 1980s. This is going way back.

The most recent Pendragon studio CD is Men Who Climb Mountains, not their best. After the Magnificent – Pure, and the almost as Perfect – Passion, Men Who Climb Mountains was quite a let-down. Still, there are some great tracks, with Pendragon one expects them all to be great. Three songs from this album would feature in the latter part of the set.

Pendragon + Ambala + Yadgar Curry-Heute (51)Pendragon + Ambala + Yadgar Curry-Heute (41)Beautiful Soul was the first, this works well on stage followed by the compulsory Nostradamus aka Stargazing (The Window of Life) had everyone jumping again, except The Hector of course. Back down to earth with Come Home Jack (MenPendragon + Ambala + Yadgar Curry-Heute (45) Who Climb Mountains) and then the track from Passion which took this commentator by surprise in early hearings. Green and Pleasant Land (Passion) is an Epic, the Choir was in full force once again.

Breaking the Spell (Window of Life) is just simply one of the Best Guitar Compositions, ever. With the short Vocal intro, it then Rocks, develops and more. A showstopper at any Gig and a natural conclusion to the Set this evening.

Pendragon Glasgow Curry-Heute.comIt was now well after 23.30, late for The Ferry. The Set-list showed Indigo (Pure), IMHO the greatest Nick Barrett song composition. Everyone would have left happy after this Aural Feast. It was the last night of the tour, there was more. Somehow Nick still had the voice to tackle The Pursuit of Excellence (Masquerade Overture) which had been missed from the album sequence earlier. Finally, and by now it is after midnight, Faces of Light (Men Who Climb Mountains) which proved there are two songs at least worth playing Live from this album.

Simon, a professional photographer, posted the photo of the crowd, spot Hector and Marg. My own photos suffered from the etiquette of not using Flash. Phones are now proving to be the better Medium from which to take photos currently unless one brings the SLR to a Gig.

Pendragon + Ambala + Yadgar Curry-Heute (1)That’s Pendragon for 2016. A new album, all things being equal, should appear in 2017. A reason to visit Katowice and drink some Piwa with Robert?

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Manchester – Kabana – Business is Booming

Manchester Kabana Curry-Heute (1)It is time to return to Hector’s House, the – Hiatus Horribilis – has reached its conclusion. However, there was still time for one more Curry in Manchester. Later, Hector boarded the 13.16 to Glasgow, three coaches, stowed, luggage, people standing, Trans Pennine need to look at this.  Hector’s booked seat provided a table and power-point, time to Blog.

Al-Faisal Tandoori was the intended venue today, when Craig once again announced that he and Yvonne would have Lunchtime Curry, I insisted they go to Kabana (22 Back Turner St., Manchester, M4 1LQ). There was no point me eating alone since we were all checking out of the Travelodge at the same time.

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Craig and Yvonne were receiving their orders as I walked in, we were meeting here? Oops. Chicken Balti and Roti for two (£10.20) was their choice. I had warned them that the Curry Cafes of the Northern Quarter do not serve Curry in the same League as The Best Restaurants. This is Indian Fast Food, Shorva dominates; with a Roti, Splashy but Authentic. If one adds Rice, then the entire Nature of the Dish changes.

I fetched the Chopped Green Chillies and Fresh Coriander from the counter. Craig and Yvonne did not know the etiquette. Yvonne helped herself to both Craig declined. They were both impressed. Yvonne appeared to have acquired more Solids in her Masala than Craig who remarked about the Quantity of Meat in his bowl.

Manchester Kabana Curry-Heute (4)Craig – Very good, very tasty, a lot of meat.

Yvonne – Very good.

Let The Reader be aware that these platitudes are not automatic, in our company, they have to be merited.

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Mags had ordered Lamb Karahi from the top of the Specials Board, the on-the-bone version. As she had ordered a Paratha she had to wait. The required £6.00 was paid in advance.

Manchester Kabana Curry-Heute (14)I like this one too – said Mags as she soaked up the Excess Masala to reveal a Whole Lotta’ Lamb, with Minimal Bones. The Paratha was – in the style – Layered and Flaky. How different this Interpretation of Lamb Karahi was compared to yesterday at Dera, but still – No Ballast!

Manchester Kabana Curry-Heute (8)Hector had very Tasty Masala Fish here on Wednesday, the aforementioned Lamb Karahi at Dera yesterday. The Old Hector would have ordered Lamb Chops, the Post India Hector saw Mixed Veg on the Board, it had to be. Rizwan, Mein Host remarked that he thought I was a Meat Eater as is he. I cannot live on Lamb alone. I asked for the Mixed Vegetables to be served on Rice. Both were ready, the Serving Containers were being heated from below. With the Mass of Boiled Rice, defeat before I started. Realising I was joining the Other Three, Rizwan thanked me for bringing my Friends. He need not worry about his Business, the Place was empty when Craig and Yvonne arrived at 11.45, by Noon it was filling up, by the time we left, people were queuing out of the door.Manchester Kabana Curry-Heute (10)

Green Chillies and Fresh Coriander were sprinkled on top of my Food Mountain, I must suggest Dry Methi.

Manchester Kabana Curry-Heute (11)Peas, Potatoes, Carrots, and Cauliflower – The Big Four – were accompanied by the occasional piece of Sweetcorn. The Thin Masala may well have been classed as Excessive on any other day, but having watched my Fellow Diners, this was not appropriate. Whatever Excess I had, disappeared into the Interstices of the Rice. I was left with a Moist Curry, the Potato Pieces were as good as any Meat on this occasion, and easier to digest. The Curry itself was Smooth, Mellow. The Masala may have been Tomato-based hence the relative Thinness. As each piece of Green Chilli was encountered, so the Bite was enhanced. This was a very good choice this Lunchtime, I could not have faced another full-on Meat Curry. Now I shall admit to having a late night Donner. Bad Boy Hector.

By the time I raised the Flag, every table was occupied, people were siting with strangers, good to see. We stood up, our places were taken by those who had their Curry in hand, waiting patiently. This was a new Curry Experience at Kabana.

The Bill

£6.00. Two could have been fed by what was served to me.

The Aftermath

Manchester Kabana Curry-Heute (18)Despite dealing with customers desperate to be served before they could even consider a seat, Rizwan took the time to bid us Farewell. As Craig said – Why doesn’t Glasgow City Centre have somewhere like this?

We did, Shahed’s, but it didn’t last long. High Rent on a Main Street, coupled with serving Food in polystyrene containers with plastic forks, was not IMHO a good Business Plan. Babu Bombay Street Kitchen may be as close as Glasgow has currently, but it is more Takeaway based.

The train home, for a month,  Yvonne has just informed the Social Medium I am away next weekend. Bring it on.

(The water vapour rising from all the Dishes has meant a lesser quality of photo today.)

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Manchester – Dera – Simply The Best

Manchester Dera Curry-Heute (31)When it was announced that Hector’s Haitus Horribilis should conclude in Manchester, one event was guaranteed, a visit to the Truly Wonderful – Dera (433 Cheetamhill Rd., Manchester, M8 0PF, England). In the years of visiting Manchester this has become the #1 destination for Curry, served as Hector desires it.

Manchester Dera Curry-Heute (3)Manchester Dera Curry-Heute (4)Craig announced yesterday afternoon that he and Yvonne would join me for Lunchtime Curry. Mags would be the fourth Diner. The 135 Bus was taken from just off Piccadilly up towards Cheetam Hill.  With four of us, a Taxi was considered, at £4.20 for a day ticket, and bus stops outside Dera, Bus it was. At 12.30. we were the first customers of the day, no families with weans running up and down as Steve and Hector had to suffer on the last visit in January.

The Duty Chef was also the Duty Waiter. No sign yet of Nauman, Mein Host.

Manchester Dera Curry-Heute (5)Manchester Dera Curry-Heute (6)The Menu issued today was again a development from what has been experienced in the past. Karahi is what Hector had in mind, no Half Kilos or Portions were on offer, just the Kilo. Even The Hector cannot eat a Full Kilo (£21.45). Mags stepped in and she said she would eat the other half. Aloo Gosht was not on the Menu then? It could no doubt easily have been rustled up, but it was not in my interest to suggest this. Parathas (£1.25) should be the Perfect Accompaniment.

Manchester Dera Curry-Heute (7)Craig and Yvonne had different ideas. Lamb Chops (£6.45) would be shared as a Starter. The Chef-Waiter advised a Portion is Four Chops, ideal. Craig chose Daal Gosht Bhandara (£6.95) not because of what was in it, but what was not. No Chillies in this Dish, instead Lentils with Lamb on-the-bone. Rice was asked for as the Accompaniment, Salad was suggested, the offer accepted. Yvonne’s selection was Chicken Chilli Masala (£6.25), the same as last time she was here, with a Roti (£0.75). From experience, one would most certainly suffice.

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Tap Water was ordered along with Sparkling Water (£1.45) for The Hector. We amused ourselves whilst the Waiter transformed himself into The Chef. Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan provided the background Musik. The machine must have been on Auto-play as – Allah Hoo Allah Hoo – was heard twice during our stay. Nusrat has been Immortal for nineteen years, I missed him in Glasgow by days.

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There was no sign of the Drinks, the Lamb Karahi was brought first, so what happened to the Lamb Chops Starter? They came with the rest. I had to ask for the Drinks again, the Tap Water was not a problem, thankfully Dera have abandoned charging for this. The Sparkling Water was brought, taken away then returned. What was it? The taste of Lemon was there but this did not taste of Commercial Lemonade. Whatever, it was delicious.

Manchester Dera Curry-Heute (14)By now Mags had seen photos of the Flat Karahi and so was not taken aback by the different presentation. The Parathas were Substantial, Flaky and Layered as they should be, we were ready to rock.

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Yvonne had a Lamb Chop of the Hot Griddle before I can get the camera on them. She ate appropriately, in the – Maggie Style – Craig used a knife and fork. The chops were well cooked and well received. Both were impressed, Round 1 out of the way as they sorted their Mains. Craig’s Rice was much more than anticipated, full of Onion, Cloves and Coriander, this was more than a simple Rice Accompaniment. The Volume was also enough for us all if we wished to share, we didn’t, the rest of us knew what we had to eat, no further Challenges required.

Chicken Chilli Masala

Manchester Dera Curry-Heute (20)Manchester Dera Curry-Heute (18)Yvonne managed to get through her Dish a good while before the rest of us. She was happy to find Brown Meat rather than Chicken Breast, perhaps this may have better Permeability, research needed. Actually no, Hector shall continue to avoid Chicken Curry.

Yvonne remarked to Craig – This has a bite to it, not roasting hot, but too hot for you. To us all – The brown meat is much tastier than the breast. One Happy Diner.

Daal Gosht Bhandara

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Craig tackled this Dish in two ways, firstly he ate from the Bowl in which his Curry was served, then he decanted half on top of the Complex Rice. We knew we were in for the Long Haul as he systematically ate his way through the Mass of Food before him. The Salad had been brought, again Craig was the only person interested in this. Craig had ensured that he had not repeated his error of a few days ago in Roma where he ordered Tandoori Chicken and Rice and ended up with a Dish too Dry.

The Lamb is cooked to perfection, wonderful.

Lamb Karahi (1kg on-the-bone)

Manchester Dera Curry-Heute (27)This is my eighth visit to Dera, I know what to expect. On the last visit I tried Something Else, however, so sporadic are the days spent in Manchester, one really has to go for the Lamb Karahi.

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Regular Readers know that this is my Favourite Indo-Pak Dish. It can be abused by needless Ballast, in the Best Curry Houses this does not occur. The Karahi Gosht served in Glasgow’s two Finest Curry Houses – Yadgar – and New Karahi Palace – are markedly different from each other. The Lamb Karahi served at Dera is a different Interpretation once again. Oil features more here. One can choose which Oil the Dish is cooked in. I have tried the Butter version, Very Rich, even today with the – Normal Oil – asked for, there was a Ghee Presence. The Masala was – out of this World – so Thick, so full of Flavour. Dipping the Excellent Paratha into the Masala gave the – Wow. Eating the Lamb, some on-the-bone, some Boneless was – Wow Squared. Craig had highlighted the Tenderness of the Lamb. It was melt in the mouth. I realised as I chewed that teeth were probably not even required. The Seasoning was at the top end of the Salt Scale, the Spice Level such that nobody would suffer. The Flavours were just so Intense one knew that whoever developed the Recipe that the Chefs have to follow is a Genius. The Lamb Karahi served at Dera is one of the Best Curry Experiences, anywhere, and Hector has been to quite a few places.

Mags was pacing herself. It is not unusual for her to take half of her Dish away as a Doggy Bag, not an option today.

Good choice, Hector. Mags too was loving what was slowly disappearing in front of us. Mags spotted a – Sucky Bone – on my plate and made sure she found one on the Karahi for herself. The final pieces of Lamb and Masala were divvied, Mags was finished, Craig and Hector ate on.

Manchester Dera Curry-Heute (30)A new Waiter came on duty, as the Chef-Waiter had already done, he asked if there was any more he could do. I asked if Nauman would be in today. I was informed that he was at reception. Mein Host was informed of my presence and was straight down the room, behold the beard. The Greetings were exchanged, Nauman said he would speak later once we were finished.

We had all been very well served, none of us felt we had over-eaten. When the first Ale sits before us later, then we’ll know. Yvonne summoned The Bill. Nauman came to clear away the Debris.

Wonderful Curry – I said to him – but you don’t need me to tell you this.

Mags pointed out that she had finished her half Kilo before The Hector.

The Bill

£50.95. The Sparkling Water had not been charged for, the offered Salad was 95p.  The Rice appeared as Masala Rice at £4.95. More Expensive, and more Rice than was required.  By the time we added an appreciable Tip, honour was maintained. It is worth pointing out that Mags and Hector had a Half Kilo and a Paratha for £11.95 each. Superb Value for us.

The Aftermath

On taking the cash up to the counter, Nauman and Hector had the now customary chat.

The plans to open a Glasgow Branch do not sound as if they are on the front burner yet. I have offered my services to take Nauman around the City and look at possible locations. Ironically PJ’s/Heera at Charing X appears to be closed, this would be the size of premises comparable to what they have here in Manchester.

The forthcoming EU Referendum was brought up by Nauman, like any sensible person he is for Staying. I reminded him of the Scottish Referendum – If England votes to leave, then Scotland may well be forced to leave the UK to stay in Europe. Complicated, but this is the Scottish Nationalist Perspective. From an Immigrant Family himself, he sees no advantage in free movement of South Eastern Europeans who do not share the same Work Ethic as those originating from South East Asia. We agreed that Migration is necessary, look what the Indo-Pak Population have done for the UK. There would be no – Curry-Heute.

I had to mention India. Nauman would love to go there, but knows that unless he had a Sponsor, this would be very difficult. I related how clear it was made to us on our India Trip the low esteem in which Pakistan is held by India. I would love to go to Pakistan-Afghanistan, I can only imagine the Culinary Delights to be found there. This cannot happen.

The Final Indulgence was the photo on the Stage. My Fellow diners balked initially, however the place was empty apart from us, so why not?

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Manchester – Kabana – Living ‘The Life’

Manchester Kabana Curry-Heute (2)If it’s Wednesday it must be Manchester. More than just a Glasgow Curry Blog – is the sub-banner on this humble blog. In the past week The Hector has covered Brighton, Roma, today Kabana (22 Back Turner St., Manchester, M4 1LQ). I note a Source stating that this Curry Cafe in the Northern Quarter is open twenty four hours from Wednesday to Saturday, this is nonsense. I have attempted an edit on Google Maps – Kabana – is closed on a Saturday, the reason why it took Hector many attempts to visit. It is also a daytime operation, therefore closed in the evenings. Rizwan, Mein Host, has a family.

The Company, which peaked in Roma at Fifteen in Hector’s Hiatus Horribilis is now reduced to Five. Four are resident at the nearby Ancoats Travelodge, the perfect location to enjoy the Curry Houses of the Northern Quarter, there are nine or ten Bars selling Ale nearby too.

Arriving in Manchester just before 15.00, Dr. Stan went off to – his other place – to check-in. We would rendezvous at Kabana. Being closer, Hector arrived first, Rizwan gave me his usual warm greeting, as he addresses all his Regulars.

Still leading The Life, Hector?

I’m just back from Italy.

Fear not, Dear Reader, I later did manage to get a mention of – India – into the ongoing conversation, Polska has been erased from – current.

What to have

Manchester Kabana Curry-Heute (12)Had I seen the – Specials Board – it would have been Karahi Lamb on-the-bone. Instead my gaze focused on the Display Dishes. One was Chicken, for those who still think… Lamb Chops were ready to be grilled as was some Masala Fish. Rizwan held up the Masala Fish – Do you like Fish? Hector did not need a second invitation, Fish has been mentioned on previous visits, my timing a bit out. I said I needed Rice for Ballast, and so asked how it would be served. Normally the Masala Fish is served here with Salad, knowing that Plain Rice with the Masala Fish would put me in the same position as Craig achieved in Roma with his Tandoori Chicken, I asked if he could – jazz up – the Rice. More Vegetables? Only Daal was available by this time of day. Sauce was offered. Again, to avoid the Mother India (Roma) scenario, we agreed this would be Minimal. All was set.

I took a table mid-room. Two others were occupied, there was a constant flow in and out during my stay. Kabana has a worthy reputation, I hope I always add to it.

The jug of water provided relief, Hector was dehydrated. Back in the Land where Tap Water is drinkable, a Litre was dispatched in short time.

The Chap brought my plateful. As ever, the Quantity impressed.

Manchester Kabana Curry-Heute (3)Two Pieces of Masala Fish, grilled or deep fried, hard to tell given the crispness of the Spicy Coating. Spiced Onion, Cucumber and Lettuce sat aside the Rice. Smithereens of a Thick-ish Masala was spread across the top of the Rice, then the Fresh Coriander. There was enough Moisture.

Not Curry!

This was not Fish Curry, but an Indian Fish Dish. A Chap sitting in front of me was finishing his Lamb Chops, again, not a Curry. One feels the bond when Lone Diners sit in close proximity, why are we so reserved?

Manchester Kabana Curry-Heute (4)Manchester Kabana Curry-Heute (6)The Kick from the Spice Coating hit immediately, and then some. The Taste of the Masala Fish was remarkable similar to the Scottish Haddock served at Yadgar (Glasgow). This was not Haddock, a much Thicker White Fish, filling too. The accompanying Distractions provided a range of Textures, Spiced Onions, Mmmm. The Quantity of Rice was more than Hector could finish, as ever Rice was wasted.

The array was excellent, Kabana Fish is to be recommended.

Here comes Dr. Stan

Hector was halfway though the Masala Fish when Dr. Stan arrived. He ordered and sat opposite, just in time to take a photo of the erstwhile Lone Diner. Keema Peas with Chapattis was the Doctor’s choice. Two recent arrivals were tucking into the same Dish at the window. The Keema was served much Wetter than it would be in Glasgow/Bradford. One could ask for it to be sieved, I suppose.

Keema Mutter

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Looks a bit Wet – I said to Dr. Stan.

Very wet – was his reply.

Very tasty, just a bit runny – was his overall verdict.

As ever, The Doctor systematically worked his was through the Dish, two Chapattis would have been out of the question for Hector, for Dr. Stan, nay bother.

Manchester Kabana Curry-Heute (13)Hector’s Bill

£6.00

Dr. Stan’s Bill

£5.70.

The Aftermath

It is a short walk past Al-Faisal to Thomas St, at 57 a Favourite Ale awaited, gravity poured.

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Roma – Himalaya’s Kashmir – Howard’s Hiatus Horribilis

The Prologue

The People's Front of Judea Bier-Traveller.comWe have visited Ostia Antica, just the twelve of us.  The Men from Bradford have gone home without a Roman Curry, so has Neil.  Mark and Karen arrived last night, we were briefly  a Company of Fifteen.

Rome Himalaya's Kashmir Curry-Heute (1)With The Ladies  in pursute of  Fizzy Wine,  seven marched from the Forum to the park known as Vittorio Emanuel, this is Curry Land in Roma. Hector was here two days ago, Himalaya’s Kashmir (Via Principe Amedeo, 325-327, 00185 Roma , Italia) was the venue. I said I would be back, this time mob handed.

Rome Himalaya's Kashmir Curry-Heute (4)The Mob was: Mark and Karen (Swansea), Dr. Stan (Kettering), Lord Clive of Crawley, Sir Howard (Helensburgh), Craig (The Land of Green Devil) and Hector – In Transit.

The Fish Curry (€12.50) served on Saturday was given a great review, not that the above have bothered reading this tome. This was – Word of Mouth.

Dr. Stan, Clive and Howard accepted Hector’s Rant – The Fish Curry here is Outstanding. John S. even added a comment to this Humble Blog whist we were in situ to confirm the veracity of the Curry. Good timing, John. Do a runner? I have retired.

Rome Himalaya's Kashmir Curry-Heute (11)Craig took the safe option – Tandoori Chicken (€11.00) with Rice. Not a combination I understood. For Mark it was straightforward Chicken Curry (€11.00) with a Roti. Karen ordered Palak Mutton (€12.00) with Rice. The Chaps having the Fish Curry ordered Naans to accompany, Howard taking the Keema Naan option. Mince with Fish? The Breads all appeared to be €1.50.

The Biryani on Saturday was missing the Cauliflower to give the full Vegetable Experience today it was Mutton Gobi (€12.00) for the Hector with Vegetable Rice/ Biryani (€7.50).

I was once again careful enough to ask Mein Host for Thick Sauce with the Mutton Gobi. He returned moments later to confirm – Thick Sauce – with the Fish Curry. All were in agreement, we know how Curry should be.

Rome Himalaya's Kashmir Curry-Heute (28)Hector’s Mutton Gobi and Biryani were brought first. Once again it was a case of – knowing – immediately how good this was going to be. Whatever the instructions given to The Chef, this was Classic Curry, enough Masala to be – Curry – no more. Craig did not fare too well with the Tandoori Chicken, no Sauce at all. I feared this could be the case, he ate on regardless, knife and fork in hand.

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The Chicken Curry revealed what could have come Hector’s way, the Masala was much Thinner, less impressive. The Mutton Palak was – Wet – but not runny, never the most appealing Dish to look at. The Naans/Roti were all plate sized, sufficient. The Fish Curry was as served on Saturday, let The Chaps commence, but only after the Photos.

Mutton Gobi on Vegetable Biryani

Rome Himalaya's Kashmir Curry-Heute (13)Rome Himalaya's Kashmir Curry-Heute (14)Not only did I have Cauliflower today, some Potato had been included too, complementing the Green Beans, Peas and Carrots. I had the full array of Vegetables plus Meat to complete the Total Indulgence. There was a decent Quantity of Lamb, the ratio to Cauliflower acceptable. One supposes that without the Cauliflower there would have been even more Meat. The Lamb was Tender to Slightly Chewy, there was even the sense of Spice from within. Having agreed on – Spicy – there was no disappointment here. The Seasoning my have been a touch below my ideal, however no complaints from Hector, this was once again a Very Impressive Curry. That I was last to finish eating was down to the Quantity of Food before me. In the end I had to leave some of the Rice, just some.

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Clive was not saying much. Excellent – was an early utterance, then he simply demolished his Fish Curry. Had licking the bowl been permissible, actually, there was nothing to lick.

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Dr. Stan sitting at the far end of the table was quite verbose – I enjoyed it. Howard was not having a good time. His Fish had all the Bones. It’s OK, not Indian Mango – was an early comment. His Keema Naan was Donner-like inside, Flat Pink Meat, rather than Grains of Mince which we both prefer.

A disappointing Curry, said Howard, – bones. He then made the statement that surprised us all – That was the worst Curry I have had with you. I don’t think he liked it.

Mutton Palak

Rome Himalaya's Kashmir Curry-Heute (20)Karen made short work of her Mutton Palak. The right size of portion – was her observation.

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Chicken Curry

Rome Himalaya's Kashmir Curry-Heute (16)Mark knew he was expected to supply a quote: That was very good, mainstream but tasty.

Tandoori Chcicken

Rome Himalaya's Kashmir Curry-Heute (19)Rome Himalaya's Kashmir Curry-Heute (29)Craig finally abandoned the cutlery and ate his Chicken properly. He even managed to appropriate some of Karen’s Surplus Masala. At home, one would expect at least a Raita with Tandoori Chicken, here nothing. However, Craig could have asked.

Five of seven therefore were well pleased with what was served.

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The Bill

€115.00. (£89.85) Not a bad price at all.

The Aftermath

Mein Host was congratulated on the fayre. He asked me to make comments on a well known Medium. Perhaps, I shall, however more is written here.

Two more Curry Houses between the Forum and Vittorio Emanuel.

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Roma – Himalaya’s Kashmir – Oustanding Fish Curry!

Roma Himalaya's Kashmir Curry-Heute (3)At this point in – The Roma Trip – Hectoris Haitus Horribilis – more Pasta has been consumed than Curry. It is time to address this. Via Principe Amedo lies two blocks, parallel to Roma Termini, this area has a considerable cluster of Curry Houses ranging from Curry Cafes to the Pukka Restaurant. The choice of venue today was at the Pukka end of the Curry Spectrum.

Himalaya’s Kashmir (Via Principe Amedeo, 325-327, 00185 Roma , Italia) was chosen on Geography, not the locus of the Restaurant but hopefully the origin of the Cuisine. After the Diabolical Curry served to Hector yesterday at Mother India, Hector deserved Curry from the north-west of the Subcontinent, his Favoured Region.

As the address suggests, there are two doors, I entered into the smaller seating area which may well have been acquired as an add-on at some previous time. I was shown into the larger room which I would occupy alone. It is a Saturday afternoon, approaching 15.00, Hector’s favourite Curry Time.

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The Menu appeared complicated to start, I dismissed the various Set Meals and found the Fish Section. Even this was puzzling. I asked Mein Host for  – Fish Curry with a Thick Sauce and a Vegetable Rice.

Roma Himalaya's Kashmir Curry-Heute (9)Roma Himalaya's Kashmir Curry-Heute (12)Vegetable Biryani – he replied. As this is how Marg and Hector enjoyed the Curry in India last month, then make it so. Spicy? Yes please, Spicy. Encouraging.

Whilst I waited, various Delivery Chaps replenished the supply of Bier and Water. A Large Bottle of Acqua Frizzante came my way. I cannot quote prices for anything having lost the chance to record them when I let go of the Menu.

A Waiter brought The Curry. Looking Good!

A Dark Mass of Fish and a Wonderfully Thick Masala was accompanied by a Sensible Portion of Vegetable Rice, Biryani. Peas, Carrots and Green Beans were mixed through the Rice, no Cauliflower this time.

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The Fish and Masala was carefully translocated, I did not wish to break up the Fish before the Photographic Ritual. Topped with Ginger Strips, the eager sense of anticipation was making the juices flow. This was Wonderful Curry, as ever, I could tell before the first mouthful.

Roma Himalaya's Kashmir Curry-Heute (16)The Masala Fish was Pink, I have no idea what it was, however, it had Substance, the Quantity would prove to be Perfect. The Masala had an Earthy Flavour, Complex, the Blend of Herbs and Spices giving the Full Curry Experience. Curry Leaves revealed themselves, the Spice Level was Fierce at times. The Seasoning was tempered by a slight Sweetness from the Fish. The Ginger Strips provided the usual – Crunch. This is the Best Curry I have had in Roma.

Roma Himalaya's Kashmir Curry-Heute (18)Mein Host did not approach until I was nearly finished. This is Excellent Curry – I told him, thumbs up.

I described yesterday’s Shorva at Mother India.

How did you find this Restaurant? I quoted my Sources, he was interrupted but returned shortly.

Cards were exchanged, he promised to look at the Website tomorrow. Hopefully he will be happy with what is written here.

The Bill

€22.00. (£17.30) A Bit on the Expensive side. One can expect to pay more for Fish Curry. If I was given Biryani as we would call it, then maybe I had two Main Courses.

The Aftermath

There was a photo reconnaissance of the nearby Curry Houses. I shall be back here on Monday, where should I go? If any of The Company wish to accompany me for a Lunchtime Curry, we shall return to Himalaya’s Kashmir. Next time in Roma, I shall visit here first.

The Adjacent Venues

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Roma – Mother India – Some You Win, Some…

Roma Mother India Curry-Heute (12)Hector is in Roma, it is two weeks since Polska, and I’ll try not to mention The Trip prior to that, as often. There was a 14.00 rendezvous at Piazza Venezia, Deep in The Heart of Rome. Hector had left it a bit late to try a Curry House in the cluster near Termini, instead it was Google Maps to find the closest venue.

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Maharajah was Choice #1, on entering the half-filled Restaurant, the Waiter told me they were full, and asked if I would come back at 14.00. They weren’t, I didn’t. A classic case of not wanting to give a table to one person at a peak time. Il Guru next door did not open until later as I was able to confirm. This left Mother India (Via dei Serpenti, 148, 00184 Roma, Italia) some fifty metres along the road. It was empty.

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Rome Mother India Curry-Heute (1)The Lone Diner was shown to a table mid room at 13.10. By 13.20 a Chap in a Turban took a table opposite, he ordered Chicken Tikka. Minutes later a Group of Twenty Indians were marched though to the back where a Buffet awaited. I wish I had been able to have a gander. Two Americans were the final guests of my visit one ordered Chicken Tikka Masala, Glasgow’s great Curry Gift to The World.

Roma Mother India Curry-Heute (5)Roma Mother India Curry-Heute (7)Despite having consumed a considerable quantity of Lamb two days ago in Brighton, Hector felt up to some more. Mutton Rogan Josh (€10.00) accompanied by Jeera Rice (€4.00). A splendidly Large Bottle of Acqua Frizzante (2.00) would be theRoma Mother India Curry-Heute (9) liquid intake. At least Sparkling Water is cheap in Roma.

A Complimentary Poppadom was brought with three Dips. Tamarind! Hector is in Europe, it is about time this featured in more UK Curry Houses. The Lime Pickle I did not touch, it could have destroyed the Palate before I had a chance to sample the Rogan Josh. I made sure I kept the Dips, Tamarind and Lime Pickle can rescue many a Bland Curry.

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When the Rogan Josh was placed on the table, the heart sank. Soup! This must be the Thinnest Masala I have seen in ages, Shockeroony. I have had Thicker Shorva, this was pitiful. What was the Onion Content in this Masala? There was Meat in there, somewhere, I counted. Five average sized pieces of Mutton. Five, for ten Euros. This was far from acceptable.

Roma Mother India Curry-Heute (11)The Jeera Rice was big enough for two to share. Why does so much Rice get wasted? Who could have eaten all this Rice, and with what?

The Reader may deduce that I was not a Happy Hector. The Curry was poured over the Rice, Rice and Sauce would be the Lunch. Each piece of Meat was carefully rationed, I must not wolf them down too quickly. The Mutton at least was very Tender.

The Spice Level and Seasoning were Fine no problems. The Cumin Seeds in the Rice were the Major Source of Flavour on the plate. Without this, one is left to wonder what Flavours there would have been. There was the acceptance that this is someone’s interpretation of – Curry. It is not mine, and was far removed from the Punjabi Cuisine in the West of Scotland. Still, it was Curry, Hector likes Curry.

The Lime Pickle was stirred in, this increased the number of Solids on the plate, measurably. Now I had a Huge Spice Kick. Too little, too late. I ate as much Rice as I could. To say this Meal was a disappointment would be an understatement. This was as Mediocre a Curry as I have experienced, and the portion size was ridiculous.

The Bill

€18.00. A €2.00 Service Charge had already been added. Tip €0.00.

The Aftermath

The Calling Card was not issued. Where I sat in the Restaurant the signal on the Replacement Samsung was so poor I could not access Britain’s most popular Curry Blog.

Update

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Brighton – River Spice – A Dry Chettinad

P1140572The Rome Trip has started, Howard and Hector are having an afternoon in Brighton en route. After visiting a couple of New Pubs, for me at least, there had to be Curry-Heute. Google Maps took us to Preston Street, a case of deja vu, all over again. The Akash Tandoori was the intended destination, walking down the hill I spotted Bombay – Indian Cuisine which Marg, Lord Clive and Lady Maggie of Crawley had visited with Hector two years ago. There is no Akash Tandoori, instead River Spice (17 Preston St, Brighton and Hove, Brighton BN1 2HN, England ) was selected, a random choice in effect.

P1140574The place was empty this Wednesday evening @19.00, so any table was ours. The Modest Menu was provided, every page was photographed subsequently. The range of Dishes was realistic, no endless Tweaks. The Lamb Chop Bhuna (£9.95) put Hector firmly in the mood for Meat, no Vegetable Curry tonight. The price was also attractive, virtually half the price for the same Dish at Shri Bheema’s In Aberdeen. I was nearly there when – Chettinad – was spotted, I would have to ask. One never knows, maybe it will be served in the Classic Shorva-style, hopefully not. Regular Readers know that the Indian Mango in München has set the Standard for this Curry. The Waiter was consulted. Firstly I confirmed that this was a Bangladeshi Establishment. Chettinad is a South Indian Curry. Hector’s preference is Punjabi Cuisine. Here we go.

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The Waiter volunteered that the Chettinad (£9.50) was a Dry Curry with a Thick Sauce served Madras Hot. Unbelievable! I did not put these words in his mouth, Masala, surely. Lamb Chettinad it had to be, with Vegetable Pulao (£2.95). I asked for the usual guarantee, this was not a problem.

Howard did what had to be done, he chose the Alternate Dish, again with Vegetable Pulao and a Keema Naan (£2.50)

Water

P1140580Sparkling Water for Hector, Still Water for Howard. When the Large Bottles arrived I immediately asked the cost. Twenty years ago Michael was stung for a Large Bottle of Perrier just off Tottenham Court Rd, £7.00 back then was a fortune. £3.95 was within acceptable parameters for the size given, well maybe for the Sparkling. Who buys Still Water, ah, we are in the South of England, Tap Water is terrible.

Behold The Dry Chettinad!

The Curry was as good as the Waiter’s Word. Hector was well impressed, exactly as described, it can be done. One now wonders why this version is such a rarity. Fish was not on the Menu, so I asked if Fish Chettinad was possible. Next time in Brighton I shall give advance warning.

P1140583With the Chettinad served spread across the plate, the Vegetable Pulao could only be dumped on top. So much for etiquette. Sweetcorn, Green Beans, Onion, Peas, Carrot Slivers?, Broccoli and Cauliflower, this impressed. The Quantity of Rice, and yes there was Rice in the bowl, was Sensible. All was set, The Waiter watched the photographic ritual.

I should explain why I am doing this.

The Calling Card was handed over. I am an International Curry Writer.

That’s the first time I have ever called myself that – I said to Howard. It is true, I am, check the list of Cities/Countries down the right column.

Time to Eat

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Chettinad usually has a Smokey Aroma and Flavour from the South Indian Red Chillies, this interpretation did not. Instead, Curry Leaves were mixed through the Meat plus Large Onion Pieces. The Seasoning was Under, the Spice Level was indeed around – Madras. The Quantity of Lamb was well into double figures, a lot of Meat. The Quality of the Lamb was also remarkable,  Tender indeed.

P1140588As Curry,  the Dish was Sound  in terms of what was on the plate, but why did they think it was a Chettinad? The Overall Flavour was not South Indian, what was served was Excellent, had this simply been put down in front of me with the instruction – Eat, I would be raving about it. So, an Excellent Curry, but without the Expected Flavour.

Lamb Chops Bhuna

Again, the Curry was spread across the plate, Howard followed suit with the Rice.

P1140584The Seasoning – was Howard’s first remark. The Seasoning was indeed at the preferred end of the Salt Spectrum. Howard, known for his generosity, plonked a Lamb Chop on my plate. The Thick Masala on the Chops was nothing like what I had been served despite the similarity in appearance. Tamarind – was Howard’s next offering. I didn’t think so. Neither of us were sure, and there was a Flavour we have not encountered, something new, always welcome.

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Six well-fired Chops made up the Portion, Howard was attacking the Bones with vigour. A big bitter flavour – was Howard’s description. A very odd Curry – his conclusion.

Keema Naan

P1140595The Keema Naan was Donner-like inside, had a Favourably Light Texture and was served at a manageable Plate Size. Howard managed most of it, any Larger would have been a waste.

The Bill

£35.75. £7.90 of this was Water.

The Aftermath

Hector left the premises impressed, an Excellent Curry, however, maybe an extra Blast of Flavour was required in the Chettinad. Howard remained Puzzled.

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Aberdeen – Dinner for Eight, at Seven

Graeme is cooking and has invited six of us to celebrate his Dear Lady’s Birthday which is in two days. This necessitated a drive to Aberdeen for Curry-Heute. Few people are brave enough to invite The Hector to sample their wares, Graeme has been cooking Curry and Accompaniments for some forty years.

Curry-Heute (4)Marg insisted we walk from her Mother’s domicile to Sister – Kath’s, meaning The Other Four Guests were already tucking in to Poppadoms and a Mixed Vegetable Dip. Yes, we were late, and Hector is never late for Curry.

Curry-Heute (6)The Vegetable Dip had a great Tang, different from the normal Spiced Onion and Raita. Being a Saturday Night, and a Party in effect, some Oakham Ales were brought from The West to the City which some describe as an Ale Desert.

Catering for The Fussy

When people don’t eat this and that there is a choice. Don’t invite them or tone everything down to suit. When Family is involved, there is no choice. Lamb therefore was off The Menu, so was Coriander, oops too late. Graeme had to admit that Coriander was present in all that he had cooked. Spice was probably an issue too. Respect to Mein Host, Hector would probably have chosen the former option.

Mutter Rice

Boiled Rice with Peas, the only part of the meal which could cause no controversy.

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Chicken Curry

I asked if this was a Thai Curry given the Pale Hue and Thin Masala, apparently not, but it did contain Coconut (Milk?). Hector’s thoughts on Chicken Curry are well recorded, Coconut is fine occasionally. This was – an Occasion. Still, not a Dish I would choose off a Menu, tonight we were having Mini Buffet, and the Spice Level was set accordingly. One has to cook such that the Guests can actually eat what is served with minimal suffering.

Aloo Gobi

Curry-Heute (5)This is one of Hector’s Favourite Sides. I have never attempted cooking this Dish. Given the current Fascination with Vegetables, who knows? Al Dente would describe the Cauliflower and Potatoes. The Herb content confirmed the Efficacy of the Dish. Some more please.

Tarka Daal

Curry-Heute (1)The Dish that Hector feared having to eat without alternatives during The India Trip, not because I don’t like it, simply – Hector cannot live by Daal alone. Having seen Tarka Daal prepared in our Jaipur Cookery demonstration, the relative simplicity of this Dish may explain its popularity. Traditionally served approaching – Shorva – this is another reason why Hector is rarely in raptures, if I want soup, I’ll order Soup.

Ah-ha! This Tarka Daal was Thick, Thicker than any Daal previously encountered. Graeme suggested as he placed it on the table that ideally we should be using a knife and fork to eat it. This was the Standout Dish of the evening; there was a Kick here, the most Intense Flavours.

Naan

Curry-Heute (3)These were shop bought, however, I had to congratulate Graeme on serving Quaity Naan, Light and Fluffy.

Gordon and Hector ate the longest, The Chaps assembled had no issues. Just feed us.

There was a piece of Naan left on Hector’s plate. Before the Ice Cream appeared, there was one final spoon of Tarka Daal taken to accompany the Bread. What is happening to The Hector?

The Bill usually appears at this point. Think how much we have just saved by not going out at Aberdeen prices.

Curry-Heute (8)Curry-Heute (9)The Aftermath

We retired too the drawing room, the Oakham Ale was abandoned in favour of some fine Australian Whiskey.

A very enjoyable evening, thank you Kath (Happy Birthday on Monday) and Graeme.

Hector would have presented Lasagne to this Assembly (Emoticon understood) but then would have missed out on Curry-Heute.

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