Glasgow – The Shish Mahal – Maryhill

Shish Mahal Maryhill (1)Shish Mahal MaryHill (2)

Not to be confused with its more Famous Namesake, the Shish Mahal (1348 Maryhill Rd, Glasgow G20 9DG) is lies on the northern frontier of what can still be considered Glasgow West. Situated opposite the Wyndford Estate this is close to the part of Glasgow in which Hector spent his formative years.

Shish Mahal MaryHill (4)It was exactly half an hour from Hector’s House to the Shish Mahal. Walking up the stairs at 17.25 I was not surprised to find myself the first diner of the shift. A young waiter greeted me warmly and took my coat. I was invited to sit anywhere. Being upstairs premises there was no window as such for me to be sat at. I chose the third booth on the left of Four. Another three booths ran down the opposite wall. It was tight squeeze getting in, I suspect others wouldn’t manage. I was given the Set Menu (£9.95) and the a la Carte. I was only interested in the latter. The waiter invited me to call him when I had made my selection. So far, so good.

Shish Mahal MaryHill (3)This was not the most extensive of menus so no pretentious tweaking. The Lamb Karahi Lalpuri and a Vegetable Paratha was the Hector choice. What the significance of Lalpuri may be remains unknown. The withholding of the Green Peppers was not a problem. The Sparkling Water was provided and I cleared away all the cutlery, side plate and cloth napkin, I needed space.

I estimated the Shish Mahal sits around 50, with the seven booths each taking four at a squeeze. The décor is remarkable and truly outdated, garish even. However, they would be mad to change it, it has a childish charm with the simplistic artwork adorning the walls. I amused myself on the rusty Samsung whilst the Waiter and an elder chap behind the counter filled the oillLamps, well that is what I assumed they were doing.

The wait was adequate, enough to convince me that this was not straight out the Big Curry Pot. I could hear scraping sounds from the kitchen.

The waiter and a beaming young lady brought the Curry and Paratha.

Good Evening – she said. Very pleasant.

Lamb Karahi with no Green Peppers – said The Waiter.  He also questioned my lack of Rice with the Order.  A bit late now.  Who could eat all this and Rice?

Shish Mahal MaryHill (5)Served in a traditional cast iron karahi sat on a wooden base, I carefully manoeuvred this in front of me and dispensed with the plate. The Curry was Dark Red, with a Thick Tomato and Onion-rich Masala. Buried in this Mash was the Lamb. It looked like Lamb Tikka, the occasional Smoky Taste made me convinced, the tenderness then Confused. The combination of Lamb and maybe excessive Masala more than adequate in terms of portion size. The overall experience was reminiscent of what I have described previously as the Clydebank Curry Taste, with Tomato and Onion dominant. The Spice Level was not overwhelming, a moderate kick.

Shish Mahal MaryHill (6)The Vegetable Paratha was excellent. I have now abandoned the Keema Paratha, it is too much to eat with a Meat Curry. This was well filled with Potato and Fresh Coriander, a good size at £2.45. For the record, Chapattis are available here at £0.85.

The Waiter approached to ask the Customary Question – Very Good – was mysSpontaneous reply.

With the Killermont Polo Club the only near neighbour, one suspects that this Maryhill Road Curry House must do well. It is a bit surprising that there is nothing further north than this venue other than Takeaways. Does Springburn not deserve a Curry House, perhaps Bishopbriggs is too close?

By the time I was finishing an extended family took up a table adjacent to mine. They had arrived from the rear of the premises, a back door with a car park I deduced. The Shish Mahal operates BYOB with no corkage charge. I went up to the counter and was shown the Bill by the elder chap.

The Bill

£13.45. Bang on what I would expect to pay.

The Aftermath

I presented the brand new version of the Curry-Heute Calling Card. I was hoping to chat but the phone went.

Somehow I was resembling a snowman. Flecks from the tablecloth had covered my clothing. Crazy.

The Waiter returned the coat, he was now busy showing more people to their tables. It would appear that 18.15 is Curry O’Clock in Maryhill.

A 90 Bus emerged from Ruchill St, whatever happened to Harrington Street, it is no more…

Update

Shish Mahal became Spice Room, then at the start of 2021 – Divans Darbar

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Café Reeshah – #1 Glasgow Curry in 2014

There has been quite a significant Curry intake in the last few days. The quality has been superb. They have all been in Yorkshire, the majority in Bradford. A High standard to follow. Where should Hector have his #1 Glasgow Curry 2014?

The decision was made to have something Earthy, Genuine home-cooked-style Curry. A venue which has only been operating under the current Management for ten months has impressed twice during 2013. And so Café Reeshah (455 Shields Rd, Glasgow, G41 1NP) was chosen as the locus of the first Glasgow Curry of the year.

The Subway was taken to Shields Rd. At a Hector pace, Café Reeshah is a short five minute walk. Sadly, the premises that was the Khyber was seen around the corner. Mein Host recognised me on entry. Your Third Visit? – he confirmed.

The Curry Dishes of interest were on display under the counter. Lamb and Potato, plus Keema Mutter have been thoroughly enjoyed on my previous visits. I spotted a Dry Curry with Potatoes. Was that Daal or Mince? It was Mince. So, Mince and Potatoes Curry, along with Peas Rice was the Order.

There was a fellow diner, Two even! a fbirst and second. They finished whilst I waited, a fourth diner arrived whilst I was eating. It is good that people are finally taking advantage of the two tables on offer. Ten could be sat, just.

Avatar was on the TV above my head, Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan played in the ackground.

The Banquet Arrives

Mein Host brought out a large plate of Mince and Potatoes accompanied by an equally large plate of Peas Rice. Surprisingly a plate of Poppadoms, Raita and a plate of Salad with Spiced Onion was brought out seconds later. I had no chance. I did offer these moments later to my fellow diner at the next table, he declined. To even nibble these would have meant the Curry going cold. It’s January, this could have been in moments. Sadly, the Poppadoms and Salad went to waste.

A Stunning Curry

It was going to be a struggle to eat the Curry and Rice. So quantity was in the inder’s favour. The Mince was served with truly Minimal Masala and next to no Oil. The Seasoning was exactly to Hector’s Taste. The presence of cooked Tomatoes and a sprinkling of Fresh Coriander added to the overall Flavours and Texture. This was so simple, just like Mother never used to make. When Mein Host came out to asked – Excellent – was the reply.

So, who Invented Mince, Potatoes and Peas?

The Bill

£7.00.  Two more visits and this venue may go on the Recommended List.

The Aftermath

The Calling Card was given, I didn’t have one last time when asked.

Back to the Subway, now what’s going on here? Smartcards? Two Scales of Charges?

We’ll see…

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Bradford – A Return to Mumtaz

May 1st, 2006 was Hector’s last visit to Mumtaz (386-410 Great Horton Road, Bradford, West Yorkshire, BD7 3HS). A return was long overdue. With Craig and Yvonne still in tow I decided to take them somewhere another Reliable Bradford Curry would be served, and somewhere they had not been before. That Mumtaz opened at 11.00 was also a Major Attraction. We arrived just after Noon. The Car Park across the street was quite empty. The Waiter showed us to, You’ve guessed it, a seat at the Window. Not only that, he offered us the Table adjacent to the then Lone Diner. He would have had to move to let us take our seats, crazy. We declined this Table and moved to a more Interior Table and away from the Lone Diner. He deserved to Eat in Peace, surely.

The Menu was printed on a Large A3 Sheet. The prices were a couple of Pounds above the Bradford Norm (where Hector frequents) but this is the Flagship Bradford Curry House. From humble beginnings this venue has grown into a Massive Restaurant on Two Floors. They must be doing something right.

Mocktails

Given the size of the Premises, it is interesting that they still do not serve alcohol. I congratulate them for this. Hector goes to Curry Houses for Curry. Craig ordered a Tropical Fruit Mocktail whilst Yvonne ordered a more simple Fruit juice. Marg was not put off by the somewhat excessive £3.95 for a Glass of Mango Lassi. All these Soft Drinks were around the £4.00 mark, well one doesn’t have to order them. Hector stayed with Water.

Starters

Craig and Yvonne ordered Starters, Seekh Kebab and an Aloo Tikki, a Potato Cake, respectively.

Breads

At this level of Dining, the Bread is not Inclusive. Chapattis are not on offer. It is £0.95 for a Roti, £2.25 for a Plain Pratha and £3.55 for an Aloo Pratha. We ordered Two Roti, a Plain Paratha and a Pilao Rice.

By ordering Bread and a Soft Drink one could already have brought The Bill to a level Higher than a More Typical Bradford Curry House. Poppadoms were declined.

Karahi Lamb for Three

Marg, Craig and Yvonne all went for Lamb Karahi, Two Medium, One Baby Strength. They do actually sell Baby Food at Mumtaz! Hector had to try the Lamb Masala Desi served on-the-bone. When I first visited Mumtaz back in 1996 I had never heard of Desi and did not appreciate the difference that on-the-bone makes.

A Photo Opperchancity

Hector took the Camera and wandered around the Venue snapping everything. The place is vast. The Entry Vestibule is capable of sheltering the Masses before they are seated. The array of Mumtaz Produce is visible and on sale. The Upstairs is where I have tended to sit, closed this early. The Window area where we were seated did fill up appreciably during our visit. Lunchtime Curry, I wish more venues opened this early.

A Review?

This was our Fourth Curry together in almost as many days. The Starters were enjoyed by those who had them. The Aloo Tikki looked like a Fish Cake. The Seekh Kebab appeared Pale, I declined to sample it.

The Karahi Lamb was thoroughly enjoyed. Once again, Very Hot Plates were presented. This makes a difference. Craig was in full praise for Bradford Curry. He has heard me sing their praises for as long as he has known me. It would appear he is now on board. He does not go for Curry Four Times in a week at Home. Yet?

Hector could not fault the Quantity or Quality of the Lamb. The seasoning was Sound, the Masala Thick. Everything I look for in a Bradford Curry was there.

For those seeking a Big Night Out then Mumtaz has to be considered. I have had to queue in the past for a Table, it does get that busy. However, the same Quality of Curry, or Better, is available down the road in Less Salubrious Surroundings.

The Bill

£57.95. 150% of The Norm for Hector. It had to be done. If only to have a visit recorded for the era of Curry-Heute.

The Aftermath

The Calling Card was offered to The Chap at the Cash Desk.  He promised to pass it on to The Boss.  meanwhile Hector had to purchase some Mumtaz Branded Oils.

There was a long drive North. The next Curry-Heute will be in Glasgow, but where to First Foot?

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Bradford – The International – #1 Visit of 2014

There was a Day in Ilkley. Dr. Stan and Ricky, Our Man in Bradford, were due to join Marg and Hector at The International (Morley St, Bradford, BD 1BA), however, they were a late call-off.

Khalid, The Head Waiter, gave us the Seasonal Greeting and showed us to our table in the Heart of The Restaurant. The Owner, Mr. Bashir also shook my hand on entry. Two new names learned on one visit. A good start to 2014!

Marg had been planning a Portion of the Lamb Chops (Starter £3.90) for days. A Mango Lassi (£1.50) would top this off.

A Regular Portion of the Lamb Desi (on-the-bone) would suit Hector, well almost.

Can I have extra Methi please, and well seasoned?

Do you want Spinach – asked Khalid.

No.            Inclusive Chapattis would Accompany.

Complimentary Poppadoms and Full Portions of Spiced Onion, Lime Pickle and Mango Chutney Sauce were brought by a Young Waiter. These were eaten with Gusto! We were Hungry.

Three Fellow Diners sat nearby. The Female asked Marg if she was – Happy. Apparently, She had reason to be so. This would not be our last Engagement.

The Order took a bit longer than it has on some visits. This was pleasing. The Venue was by no means busy, more preparation time. The Best Curry Memories at The International have been when the Curry did not appear too quickly. This looks good….

As with the Lamb Chops Achari enjoyed by Clive and Hector on my last visit, The Hector Curry was served in a Large Glass Dish, Superb. Marg was presented with Four Lamb Chops, enough. I was permitted a sample – Oh Yes! Marg described them as – Lovely, Juicy… The Best Ever! So Tender, yet Grilled.   No more need be said.

The Lamb Desi was everything hoped for. The Darkness was Enticing, Methi was evident but the Curry was not Thick with Leaf, yet the Masala itself was.  With the Seasoning – Spot on – a Memorable Curry.

The Lamb was scooped with the Ample Chapattis. Marg has seen Hector in Curry Ecstasy before, maybe she was distracted by The Chops. The Young Waiter came over for the customary check. I offered my – Congratulations, to Whoever. It is rare one sees The Chefs at The International.

Hector is not Impaired

The Hands had to be washed, the Facilities used. The doors separating the Ladies and Gents were open. That was a good one – came a Female voice from not too distant a locus. If one can’t do it here, then where? – was the reply. As I took my seat I related the events to Marg. The next Lady to emerge will be wondering… she came out, I smiled – Was it was you?   The same Doris who had spoken to Marg earlier. She was in a Party Mood, one deduces something had happened today to make her Particularly Happy. Perhaps one day she will read this and tell the world.

The Two Faces of Hector

Eating is a Serious Business.

 The Bill

£15.40. £10.00 for an Outstanding Curry.

The Aftermath

Hector felt the need to update the – Taken with – Photos. So, Khalid, Mr. Bashir and Hector took the Opperchancity of Marg on Camera.

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Sheesh Mahal – #1 Bradford Curry of 2014

January 2nd, it must be The Sheesh Mahal (6 St. Thomas’s Rd, Bradford, BD1 2RW). Hector, Marg, Craig and Yvonne checked out of the Huddersfield Travelodge but were too early to check-in to the Bradford Equivalent. Arriving just after Noon, Sadaqat’s (Grand?)children were the first to greet us – It’s The Internet Man! Sadaqat came out to give the Customary Seasonal Greeting. We took our seats near the Window, by choice.

Craig was still planning a second Curry today, little did he know what would follow. I fancy a Starter, Fish. Fish Tikka would precede his Chicken Methie. Yvonne too opted for Chicken Methie but asked for More Masala than is the Bradford Norm. A Shami Kebab for Yvonne too. Knowing Hector’s plans for later, Marg only ordered a Starter – Vegetable Pakora.

Sadaqat had Complimentary Salad, Dips and Poppadoms on the Table as soon as they could be mustered. He took the Order and then we discussed The Hector Curry. How can I resist my Lamb on-the-bone Sheesh Mahal Special with Extra Methi?– I told Sadaqat.  I was torn between this and Fish.             It’s New Year, I’ll do you Fish as well.

Just a Half Portion then, please.         Sorted!

Pilao Rice and Six Chapattis were included in the Order, Inclusive, The Bradford Way.

Behold The Fish Tikka

Craig was taken aback. An entire Fish on a Flat Iron Dish was set before him. This is a Curry in in its own right – he remarked. It looked delightful, Hector resisted all offers, his desire for Fish was taken care of. Craig was well impressed. Yvonne received Two Shami Kebabs, one was wrapped for later consumption. Two Happy Starters.

Although Marg made no remark. Her Vegetable Pakora did look a bit Scrawny and unless he got there before the Camera, only Four Main Pieces. Knowing that we would be indulging ourselves shortly, Marg ordered Kashmiri Tea. This is a Spicy, Milky Creation first experienced at Yadgar, and Pink too! Marg loves it, Hector will never go there, Milk in Tea?

Three Ate Curry

Yvonne’s Chicken Methi came with more Masala than served in the Classic Bradford style, but nowhere near The Soup served in Lesser Establishments in Lesser Curry Towns. Craig and Yvonne ate their Chicken Methis and again were impressed. Craig has been the Sheesh Mahal a few times now, it is his Favourite Curry House in Bradford, possibly now anywhere. He knows whatever he orders will be Outstanding. Today was no exception.

Meanwhile, Hector was – In The Bradford Curry Zone. I had to start with the Fish. It was as good as what grabbed the Palate a few days prior at another Bradford Venue. Enough to know I had Fish Karahi, enough to leave space for The Main Event.

The Lamb on-the-bone was Full of Flavour, Very Tender. The Methi evident but not Over-dominant. The Quantity was more than Adequate, Two Chapattis were enough. This is why Hector comes to Bradford. Another perfect Curry, and a Rare Hector Smile!

The Bill

£30.50. Three Servings of Curry, Three Starters, Kashmiri Tea and Complimentary Fish. Value, or what?

The Aftermath

The Car was abandoned and the train taken to Ilkley. This Story is related Elsewhere.

However, all along the train line was a poster.  How True!

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Chilli Lounge – Huddersfield

The last Huddersfield Curry was memorable. The Service was Slow, the Food Poor, The Venue is no more. This time last year Hector abandoned any hope of Curry in Huddersfield. Marg promised we would have Curry-Heute. Leeds Curry was experienced in 1996 days before the first Bradford Curry, there has never been a second. We spent today in L666S, a Huddersfield Curry felt appropriate. Bradford tomorrow. Those who know will make sense of this paragraph, otherwise, don’t lose sleep.

Ricky, Our Man in Bradford, had previously recommend no Huddersfield Curry Houses. Lala’s, the Kashmiri Restaurant he now admitted was a possibility. The Five of us walked in, Hector called us out. This did not feel like my choice of Curry Venue. Too Grand.

Across the street, well almost, lies the Chilli Lounge (70 John William St, Huddersfield, HD1 1EH). Award winners in 2011 and 2012 (who wins awards?) there was a Pedigree. Indian and Bangladeshi Cuisine is what they advertised, too close to home? One hoped that this close to Bradford, The Taste of the Punjab might prevail.

This morning, in the Pouring Rain, Hector had gone off in the search of Jannat, Huddersfield’s self-proclaimed Punjab Restaurant. They were located behind the Bus Station, not so easy to locate. It was after the Chilli Lounge Curry that Hector and Marg found Jannat, they had not opened today. Kebabish Original was open at Noon, but why eat Curry Mass Cooked in a Factory which Previous Research has unveiled how this Chain operates?

Later this evening we also inspected Kabana (43-45 Trinity St., Huddersfield, HD1 4DN) just up from The Grove, our Original Huddersfield Attraction. Reviews I have read are Poles Apart, people have either had a Wonderful Experience, or Kabana is slated Beyond Belief. Hector smells a Rat, They Protesteth Too Much, surely?

Hector has previously never seen The Large Tawa, a feature of Kabana. An entire order for a Group served on a single Large Metal Tray, hopefully heated from below, Interesting. The place was full, people were eating, a Waitress was happy to give me a Menu I could takeaway. Hector will be back to conduct further Research, however, they only operate in the Evening.

Meanwhile, back in Chilli Lounge

Five of us entered what turned out to be a Sizeable Venue. We were shown to the rear. In comparison, Lala’s was much busier, Hector was still Confident. The Menu revealed the availability of Ostrich and Venison. The Prices for these were not Ridiculous either. Craig was seduced by the Venison – Jalfrezi. Deer – The Menu said. At £9.50 maybe not. Pilao Rice would Accompany. Yvonne went for the Chilli Lounge Special Karahi (Lamb and Chicken) plus a Roti (£0.95). Mags loves her Aloo Gosht, well so does Hector. Lamb Alu Nagha is how this appeared on The Menu. Hector was straight on to the Trusty Samsung. Whether this meant Capsicum or Chilli remained unclear. A Mushroom Rice and a Chapatti (£0.65) would be an Elegant Sufficiency. Now, let’s stop to recall the ridiculous prices for Chapattis in Aberdeen.

Marg Astonishes Hector

A Lamb Achari with a Chapatti please. This was a Marg First. Hector has been adding Lime Pickle and Tamarind to most Home Cooked Curry Dishes in the past year. Whilst Marg has eaten these, sometimes one feels under duress, this came as a Complete Surprise. Fifteen years ago Marg ordered Chicken Korma.

The Hector Curry Choice

The Menu was Wonderful. Venison, Osterich (sic), choices of Meat, Fish et al. Sagwala, Deresh, Silsila, Jaflongee, Sallom, Sanfoori…. New terms and styles. I could have been here all night. There was only one thing to do ignore The Menu. A Dry Lamb Curry, no Capsicum with a Vegetable. The Waiter suggested Jalfrezi. No thanks. Let’s continue the Custom Curry. Extra Methi, well-seasoned, Hot. We agreed on Potato as – The Interesting Vegetable. An Alu Paratha was ordered once the Size was established by the movement of hands. Middle – is what the Waiter interpreted from my by my Display of Width.

While We Waited

There is an Aberdeen Curry House which does not, and likely never will,  feature in Curry-Heute. We arrived late-ish , they took us in, then cleared everything away whilst we waited a ridiculous time for our Curry. It was here the period of time referred to in this Blog as  – The Robin – materialised. I mention this, not because of the wait, but the fact that many tables in my field of view were stripped and the chairs arranged in rows beside me. Not clever. However, the tables were then congregated and large Serving Trays appeared. They were setting up for the MEGA Buffet, available on Thursdays and Sundays. One wonders how many of the Exotically Named Dishes appear in the Buffet?

Here Comes The Plates

Five seriously Hot Plates were placed before us. When there is no Rice in my order I prefer to eat Curry straight from the Karahi. At least Two of The Company would be eating Rice.

Mags was very positive about her Aloo Gosht Variant. It had plenty of Capsicum, which she – Really, Really Enjoyed. No comment. She also declared her Mushroom Rice Portion to be – Sufficient and Enjoyable.

This is Excellent – was Yvonne’s remark as soon as she started eating her Chilli Lounge Special Karahi. There were Capsicum and Chillies throughout. I’ve eaten all the Capsicum. Absolutely lovely, I really enjoyed it.

Marg appreciated the Thick Sauce in her Lamb Acahri. This was Well-seasoned with plenty of Meat, cut in Small Pieces, Very Tasty. How long before Marg is asking for – Spicy?

Craig was getting carried away with his Venison. It was absolutely Superb. I want to have Curry Twice tomorrow. He tasted Yvonne’s Chicken and nearly died. Craig may not be ready for – Spicy – yet.  Yet somehow he ate all the Chillies in his own dish.

The Hector Curry

Hector was presented with a Bradford-Dry Curry and No Capsicum! The Lamb was cut Small with Big Pieces of Potato. The Spice Level was Impressive. More Seasoning and More Methi would have made the Dish Outstanding, however, for the First Visit this has to be regarded as a Commendable Curry. When The Waiter came over to ask – I gave the Thumbs-up. The Aloo Paratha was most enjoyable, Fresh with just the required amount of – Hint of Crisp.  I think I’ll be sticking to these.  Just how much Potato did I end up with?

I’ll be back!

The Bill

£46.70. We were Five. OK, only Tap Water was served apart form the Food and No Starters, but still.  Less than a £10.00 per head, this was no Café, this was a Restaurant.

The Aftermath

There were only a few Diners as we departed. The Staff all bade us Farewell. Three went home, Marg and Hector went off to find Jannat and Kabana.

So, Huddersfield does sell Curry!

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Bradford – Punjab Sweet House – The Return

Huddersfield for New Year? Again?

They’ll never let Hector away with it. Glasgow to Huddersfield must mean a Stop-off for a Bradford Curry. Marg, Craig and Yvonne had never heard of Punjab Sweet House (122-126 Listerhills Road, Bradford, BD7 1JR), now it is well and truly on their Radar.

It was just after 17.00 when Hector pulled up outside Punjab Sweet House having negotiated his way through Bradford in the Dark. It had been Dark all day, a horrible drive South. A Sunset over Morecambe Bay was the only let up.

Unusally, at this Bradford Curry House, one pays for Poppadoms and Breads, however the charge is Modest. 30p for Poppadoms, 30p per Chutney/Dip and 60p for Roti.

Rice is not included either.  Hector could not resist the Keema Paratha (£2.50), The Experiment continues.

Craig was the only person up for a Starter per se, the Rashmi Kebab. This looked to Hector like a Chicken Seekh Kebab. The Regular Readers will know that this was to be Hector’s First Curry since Friday. Zero Intake over the rest of the Weekend. Last Friday’s Extravaganza at Yadgar had led to Virtual Starvation over the last three days. The Punjabi Sweet House offers Mains as Regular or Large. Why doesn’t everywhere? The Menu was not particularly Extensive at First Glance, however the Number of Hector Options was Six. Six potentially ideal Hector Curry Dishes, only in Bradford. Karahi Meat Achar won over a repeat of Karela Gosht, Bhindi Gosht and Fish Karahi, Karahi Gosht and the nearly chosen Karahi Meat Ginger. The Menu is Outstanding, I cannot eat The Menu.

Marg and Craig both chose Fish Karahi, Yvonne went for Prawn Karahi. The Ladies ordered Roti, The Man – Pilau Rice.

The Two Poppadoms and Pickle Tray (£1.50?) disappeared whilst Hector was dealing with an irate Ricky who had guessed a Bradford Curry would be part of the Hector Ritual. I could never give him an accurate ETA. The Spanish Terrorists would arrive in Bradford when Traffic, Weather, the slow A65 and Coffee stops permitted. Yvonne said the Poppadoms were Greasy.

Craig’s Kebab looked a good Portion size for the Price. He thoroughly enjoyed it. He was now in the Mood for Curry.

The Waiter Cocked Up

Two Prawn Curry Dishes were brought. The Waiter realised the error and was prepared to fix it, however, Craig decided to take the extra Prawn. In the end he and Marg shared the Fish and the Prawn. Yvonne enjoyed her Prawn Karahi. Tasty and Light – is what she was after, exactly what was provided. Craig kept repeating the phrase which never appears in this Blog. He was thoroughly enjoying his Prawn/Fish. I’ve never had a Bad Bradford Curry – he also said more than once. Well done, Hector! Marg – Very Tasty, Flavoursome. I enjoyed the Sweetness of the Prawn. Everything had a Kick. She was also taken by the fact that the Fish was served Flaked and not Whole Fillets as served at Home.

Karahi Meat Achar – Large

This is a Dish Hector will never forget. I have had a few Achari Dishes this Year, never has the Pickle been so – In Your Face. This Dish had Potency, Flavour and Quantity. The Lamb was cut Small, Bradford-style. Occasionally the Root Lamb Curry came through, when it didn’t the Pickle Blast was Stupendous. Bradford Curry.

The Keema Paratha had the Flat, Pink Meat that I findl less appealing.  Perhaps this Experiment has now reached a conclusion.  I prefer Aloo Paratha.  The Paratha itself was Fine.

Who is Flying the ‘Plane?

I had to try the other Two Dishes. Marg kept me a Prawn. Indeed, the Sweetness was evident. Pleasant. I only had a Soupçon of The Fish Karahi. Bloody Hell! This was Outrageous. Despite the Hector Palate having Overdosed on Pickle this was again Outstanding. I shall have to return for this. Sixteen months since my last visit. #3 will be in February, Guaranteed!

The Bill

£46.25. Less than £12.00 per Head. Bradford Prices.

The Aftermath

Ricky, Our Man in Bradford and Dr. Stan had been informed about another Wonder Curry House and were reportedly heading off to Who-knows where? Time may well reveal this New Venue. The Words – Blood, and Stone come to mind.

Meanwhile we checked in to the Huddersfield Travelodge, Craig found a familiar street name. We are Home.

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Yadgar – The Party

August 14, 2010, Hector’s first visit to the Yadgar Kebab House (148 Calder St., Govanhill, Glasgow, G42 7QP), the rest they say – is History. Well not quite, the Ongoing Pleasures that this most Underrated of Curry House delivers are Legendary in these Humble Pages. As has been written oft, this place should be queued out the door. Within the first weeks of the earliest visits, Shkoor, the Owner’s Son was in touch using Social Media. His Friend, Ahmed in Islamabad, had found the Curry-Heute Website and had advised them of my Rave Reviews. I met Ahmed last year for the first time. This evening was our second encounter. He has Seven Days Vacation per Year and spends them in the UK. Eating at Yadgar appears to be the Highlight. In tow this evening from Pakistan was Dr. Dr. Awais. Yes, Dr. Stan and Dr. Rick, – Dr. Dr Please!

Dr. Dr. Awais, Ahmed and Shkoor were all in the Class of 19??. Accompanying them this evening was another from the same era and locally resident – Raza.  Raza and Hector’s paths must have crossed, we eat in the the same places. I was amused when Raza admitted that when he goes to Akbar’s even he is asked if he wishes his Food to be Cooked Asian-style. Ahmed assured me that others may join, indeed, Fraz arrived showing great timing just as the Food was becoming Serious.  We discused Blogs.  I related how it was Ahmed who informed Hector that if one Googles – UK Curry Blog – guess who comes up first?  He tried it, it worked –  Curry-Heute!

Unbelievably we spent the First Hour chatting about Curry, my Favourite Topic, over the Various Salads and Dips that kept coming. A second Salad Anyone? A Bowl of Dahi Bhali kept the Intros Interesting. I’ve had this before, a Refreshing Yoghurt-based Dish. The Previous Evening the Core Four had Dined on Chops, Fish and Karahi. There were Photographs to prove it. Who takes Photos of their dinner?

Just when Hector started to think that we were having The Vegetarian Option the Kebabs were presented. Chicken and Lamb Seekh Kebabs. More of The Same came soon after topped with Chicken Chapli Kebabs. This was just the Beginning. A Plate of Lamb Chops was placed Proudly on the Table.

Hector first had Lamb Chops at Yadgar on Ahmed’s last visit. Lamb Chops Achari has become a Firm Favourite since then.

The Chops in a Karahi are of course Boiled. This was my first encounter of Yadgar Grilled Chops. They looked much Paler than those served in say Bradford’s – The International or Akbar’s. By this time it was evident that there were two People sitting around the table with Voracious Appetites. It was anticipated that Dr. Dr. Awais and Hector would do the Most Damage. Raza, Fraz and Ahmed nibbled, We Ate, a Man after My Own Heart. We also dissected what was before us. Yoghurt and Cumin was my Interpretation. To this Dr. Dr. Awais added – Ginger, Mint and Garlic. Hog Heaven. By now we had an Audience.

And The Food Kept Coming

A Bowl of White Lentils was greeted warmly – Daal Maash. Ahmed explained that each Lentil Grain should be seen to be separate. There should also be no Oil collecting at the Base of The Bowl. This was Perfect.

Earlier in the evening I had related my recent Dabbling in Keema Paratha. I described how the so-called Mince appears to be Donner Meat. Shkoor knew instantly what was happening – They’re using Cooked Mince. When it is put in the Bread and Flattened it is spread out and gets mashed together. This creates the outcome which I find unsatisfactory. Behold the Yadgar Keema Paratha! It was immediately Dissected. Daal and Mince and not a Pink Mass. The Seasoning was Spot on. This I could eat with a Vegetable Curry and be quite content. Enough Vegetables, here comes the Main Event.

Two Large Karahi emerged from The Kitchen. There was speculation that they may be different, however, we were assured that both Karahi were identical. This meant Dr. Dr. Awais and Hector would take care of One, whilst The Nibblers addressed The Other. Shkoor had now joined us, we were Six.

Namkeen Karahi

Hector has a new Word, I shall be trying it out in every North Indian/Punjabi Restaurant from now on. Namkeen is Salt. Regular Readers know the importance of Seasoning in Curry. This Dish comes from the NW Frontier, heavily influenced by the Cooking from Afghanistan. Indeed, this is what The Khyber served up so magnificently until their recent closure. With The Experts beside me, I was told that this is The Simplest form of Karahi. The Lamb is cooked in Water, Oil, Salt, Green Chillies and Black Pepper. There was no Onion or Tomato as The Khyber would have served. This Dish must have taken Hours to Cook. With the Lamb on-the-bone it was a Sheer Delight. Our Audience departed – Are You lot still eating? They had eaten well, we were having – A Yadgar Party!

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Aberdeen – Shri Bheema’s – Belmont St.

There was an exchange of information at lunchtime. Graeme asked me where I thought the Best Curry was served in Aberdeen. Echt Tandoori, Aberdeenshire – was my reply. He was immediately interested, Hector was the third person to tell him this. He will be headed there soonest. He advised me that the Locals in The City of Aberdeen consider Shri Bheema’s (15-17 Belmont St., Aberdeen, AB10 1JR). For Hector’s final meal of this Aberdeen Sojourn, it had to be tried.

Marg and Hector climbed the stairs in Belmont St. to the Curry House. A vestibule was unmanned, a small room lay off to the right. A Chap appeared – Do you have a Booking? There was no sign of any other Customers. Did we need one?

We were taken through a narrow gap separating the vestibule to the main dining room, a group of eight, with young children were in the midst of Curry eating. Together we would occupy ten of the estimated fifty available seats. We passed perhaps four more other staff members, each one gave a smile and nod of welcome. So far so good.

We were shown to a smallish table for two on the opposite side of the room from – the Group. They were sat at the window overlooking the chasm which I’m told will not be redeveloped. For once – The Planners – are not to blame for this lack of action. With Menus in hand, The Waiter tentatively offered us Poppadoms. Only having read The Menu to the very end did Hector discover the final entries under – Extras. Poppadom, £0.99, Dipping, £0.99. Well that was £3.98 saved already. Not so impressive

Indian Breads

Hector has written before about Aberdeen Curry Houses upping the cost of Bread to seemingly ridiculous levels. £2.49 for a solitary Chapatti is not on.  No Chapattis for us tonight.

As we all know, in Bradford Three Chapattis are included in the Price of every Curry, or Paratha/Naan/Rice depending on choice. Anything more than £1.00 for a lump of Dough is Profiteering in The Book of Hector. And so Paratha for Hector (£2.99) and Naan for Marg (£2.99) it would be. They had better be Huge.

Marg considered a few Curry Dishes before deciding on Butter ChickenChicken cooked with onion, tomato in a creamy sauce with herbs and spices.

Shri Bheema’s is a South Indian Restaurant. Dosa, Oothappam, and Sambar all feature. Not my style. For Hector, South India means one thing – Chettinad. Only Lamb Chettinad was mentioned on the Menu, no sign of Fish. Dear Reader, excuse The Hector for a moment whilst I recall the splendour that is the Fisch Chettinad served in the Indian Mango, München. Indeed there was only One Fish Curry (cooked in a rich brown gravy with herbs ans spices.) No thanks. The Lamb Chettinad had a Three Chilli rating – Lamb cooked in a traditional South Indian curry sauce and made from ground spices, coconut and curry leaves. A possibility. Lamb Kadai was another Dish which caught the eye. Lamb cooked in a traditional kadai on a high heat mixed with onion, tomato, ginger, garlic and spices. The Dreaded Green Mushy Vegetable was not mentioned in either Dish. I would take advice.

The Young Waiter stated that the Kadai would have Green Pepper (only in Aberdeen and Berlin has Hector encountered this pathetic statement) and that it would be cooked in a Wok. A Stir-fry by any other name. I had made my request for – as Dry as The Chef can cook a Curry. Why do Chefs believe the Karahi/Kadai has to be prepared in this manner? Could The Chef not hold back the Capsicum? I sensed that better communication between Waiter and Chef could have been in order. I could also have adopted the Hector role more emphatically to secure The Hector Curry. The Chettinad was dismissed by The Waiter as – it would have sauce. He offered the Bhuna as a Dry Alternative. This I ordered – blind. So, no Fish Chettinad for Hector.

The offer of Poppadoms was declined for the second time. Hector had his usual Sparkling Water, Marg was given a Pint of Soda and Lime. The Prices of the Soft Drinks were acceptable. I spotted the offer for a 750ml bottle of King Cobra at 7.5% for a modest £8.99. Who has decided to unleash this on The British Public?

The Group left, another similar sized Group arrived. I was amused when the Specials Board was changed from a Curry to a Turkey Dinner. Just what the People of Aberdeen need on Boxing Day. Boxing Day, possibly one of Hector’s Favourite Dates in the Calendar – 364 Days until xmas.

The presentation of the plates preceded the arrival of the food. The plates were warm! The Paratha was very Modest in size but looked very Fresh, perhaps slightly underdone, surely it needed to be – Better Fired? (Update – a White Paratha!) The Naan was halved and looked on the Dry side. Marg was on board with not paying the surcharges for the Naan Variants.

The Butter Chicken had a smile, made from the late addition of Cream. This looked as if it would please Marg, it did. Creamy with a Kick, was her description. My second best Butter Chicken, ever! Her favourite remains Mother India’s Café (Glasgow). Still, praise indeed.

The Masala in the Bhuna was suitably Thick. One still would have hoped for Less. At first the portion looked a but on the Small side, but the Lamb was cut Large, there was sufficient. The first dip of the Paratha brought instantaneous pleasure. Curry with real Flavour, here we go.

One couldn’t help analysing the content. The Dish was very aromatic. (Green) Cardamom were very much to the fore with something lurking in the background. Cinnamon came to mind, however, Mace was read when the studying The Menu later. In terms of Mainstream Curry this could not be faulted. A Very Good Curry indeed.

The Young Waiter approached as we were both mopping up the final grains of Masala from the metal bowl. He asked if his recommendation was good. He saw the evidence for himself.

The Bill

£31.23. With Poppadoms this would have been way more than anticipated, we had avoided the potential rip-off. The Breads were expensive but were balanced by the reasonably priced Soft Drinks.

The Aftermath

The Calling Card was presented, another Chap came over.

This was The Best Curry I have been served in Aberdeen for Years.

He was pleased to hear this. We only have 100% Indian Chefs.

Fish Chettinad was discussed. I mentioned  Indian Mango. I am assured they will be able to have a go next time. There will be a next time.

The Takeaway Menu confirmed 65 seats on these premises. There is also a new venue at Bridge of Don with a dedicated car park and seating of up to 80 covers.

 

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Manzil – Aberdeen, A Night To Remember

This is the Fifteenth consecutive year that Hector has enjoyed a Curry on the Eve of Marg’s Favourite Day of The Year, or – xmas – as I can just about force myself to call it. To say I could care less would be appropriate. Still, I need a new Pair of Sox, and in Two more Days I might even have a Bier. Yes Hector is full of The Festive Spirit. Five Hours in Glasgow Airport on Friday followed by another Five Hours at Heathrow Yesterday (after Two Hours in Düsseldorf) has placed me in a Very Relaxed Zone. Dr. Rick sent an email suggesting I should have realised the gods were sending me Signals.

The Trusty Samsung was struggling to Communicate with Base as we drove into the City of Aberdeen to select a New Curry-Heute Experience. Over the past Fifteen Years Various Venues had Risen and Fallen in my Estimation. I have no allegiance currently to any Aberdeen Curry House, hence the motivation to try somewhere new. The Lahore Karahi has never lived up to the Level of Expectation. The Jewel in The Crown is surviving on Former Glory, it is not what it was.

Nawaabs is Fair to Good. The Nazma Tandoori   disapointed in the last visit, Hector having previously held it in High Regard. There are a few newer Flashy Joints in the Union St. area, Hector likes Curry, not Flash. Curry-Heute currently recommends no Aberdeen Curry Venues, but to the West lies the Echt Tandoori – which in 2014 may achieve Recommended Status.

The Manzil Restaurant (22 King St., AB24 5AX) is a Venue we have driven past en route to the Lahore Karahi, it is years overdue a visit. I phoned to ensure they had a Table for Two. On entering we found ourselves to be the First Diners of the Evening, it was just after 18.30.

Window Dressing

There were Five Booths seating Four along the window, we were placed in the middle. For once this was appreciated, a Paraffin Heater sat adjacent. Aberdeen in December, not a Warm Place. The Waiter asked if we wished The Buffet. This was declined. With a Quiet Evening in prospect one wonders how a Restaurant can serve a Buffet. The new system of order anything from The Menu at a Buffet Price would surely be a better tactic all round?

The Buffet is served Seven Nights a Week, £13.95 on a Friday and Saturday, £12.95 for the remainder. The Manzil Website describes this as a Gourmet Buffet. To what extent this is justified Hector shall never discover.

The Menus were brought and The Complimentary Poppadoms and Dips. I shall highlight the Plurality of the Poppadoms, one each. The Accompanying Lime Pickle, Mango Sauce and Spiced Onion was, shall we say, Minimalist. Hardly enough for One, but at least there could be no question of these sneakingly appearing on The Bill later.

Marg was taken by the Nentara which mentioned Mehi (another spelling variant) and Finely Chopped Onions. How often does Marg end up with Big Blobs of Onion which she does not enjoy? Two Chapattis (£1.50) to Accompany.

Dare Hector order the Lamb Karahi? The Menu made no mention of Capsicum/Paprika. I am in my Homeland, I should have no problem communicating my Desired Dish. I asked the Waiter to ensure that No Capsicum were added. I asked for the Karahi in Lamb and to be served Spicy. Having established that Fresh Methi was on the Premises, I asked or Extra Methi. Finally – I don’t want Soup, can I have the Karahi as Dry as The Chef can make it please? The Mince Paratha had to be tried.

I could just about hear one Waiter relate this Complex Order to another.

I could just about hear

Meanwhile a Couple with Two Young Children had entered and were sat in the corner Window seat. Four Adults also arrived to be sat more into the room. We were in a Triangle, equidistant from the Paraffin Heater. The latter Group opted for The Buffet, I could tell as they were eating very quickly. Meanwhile the Family were attracting Needless Attention. One Child was climbing all over the furniture, well around the window. The other was Banging. Well I assumed it was the Child and not The Parent. Bang, Bang, Bang went the Cutlery on the Formica Table. This made a sufficient Racket so as to amuse the Perpetrator. The Parents did nothing. Whilst the Parents were discussing what type of Flour was used in the preparation of The Breads, The Cutlery was now being Scraped across The Table. I felt sorry for The Waiter. To The Floor, Crash. The Cutlery landed on The Floor. End of, I hoped.

But no, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Scrape, Scrape, Scrape. This went on and on. I warned Marg I would have to say something. This is simply not acceptable in a Restaurant. We were here – To Dine. In a Café Scenario, Fine.

The Waiter came over and asked if we were ready for our Mains. You can produce them that quickly? I had to ask.

Hector is forced to take Action

Incessant Noise. For the second time The Cutlery hit the Floor. I had to do something. I went over and spoke to The Father. We came here for a Quiet Meal. This Level of Noise is not Acceptable.

The Waiter came over and offered to re-locate us. The Father stood up, Cash in hand and was willing to depart, immediately. I thought The Waiter meant to move us to another seat within the room, however he showed us through to another room which was in Darkness. This was set up differently. Buffet in one room, A la Carte in another? Our Appreciation was Expressed. The Lights went on, Cue The Music! We then had to endure some Murderously Awful C&W Interpretations of songs that weren’t. One has to retain a Sense of Humour.

There was Curry Too

Two Virtually Identical Metal Bowls of Curry were presented. Which one was the Karahi? Where was the Karahi? Both Bowls were placed upon the Candle-Heaters which had previously been set before us. The latter had more Tomatoes, other than that it would have been impossible to tell them apart. So much for – Dry. Marg was given a Plate with Two Folded, Decent Sized, Chapattis. Hector was given the Greasiest Paratha ever seen, it too was folded.

There was a Small Sprinkling of Fresh Coriander Leaves on top of the Karahi, no sign of any Methi, Extra or otherwise. There was a Kick.

The Masala was Rich in Onion (Strips) and Pulped Tomato, if I had ordered Rogan Gosht then this would have been exactly what I would have expected. This was a pleasant enough Curry. Three times we were asked if the Meal was – OK.

Yes, it’s OK – was my reply on each occasion. The Curry was indeed – OK.

The Paratha was disappointing. As in Encounters Elsewhere, a Layer of something resembling Pink Meat was spread across the Interior of the Unleavened Bread. I have mentioned the Grease, if this was Donner Meat then – Ugh, not what was hoped for. The Menu said – Mince. I did not see Mince.

Now Marg had to remark on the Strips of Onion in her Curry. Finely cut – she distinctly recalled from the description of the Nentara on The Menu. How many times in the years of Curry-Heute has Marg ended up with a Dopiaza Variant. Excessive Onion is not to her Taste. However, Marg thoroughly enjoyed her Curry – It was Great, Lovely. A Good Curry with a Good Hint (?) of Ginger.

The Bill

£32.10. This included Two Soft Drinks both served in a Glass therefore maximising Profit.

The Aftermath

The Calling Card was placed beside The Bill.

How much does it cost to advertise? – asked the Young Waiter. Now there’s a question Hector has never been asked before. I believe he misinterpreted what Curry-Heute was about despite me showing him the List of other Aberdeen Curry Houses already reported upon.

Anchorman 2. If one enjoyed the Original, this is certainly worth a viewing.

How does the Beach Cinema survive?

Update December 2015

Manzil is no more.

Maya is the new branding.

Update April 2017

Even Maya has gone, and before I had a chance to visit.

 

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