Mr India – Thali for Breakfast

If it’s this cold here, what will it be like in Aberdeen?

Before heading to the frozen north, Hector was duty bound collect his dear lady from the end of her sporting fixture on the South-Side. Breakfast on the hoof was called for and where finer than a quick stop at Mr India – Thali (470 Paisley Rd, Glasgow, G5 8RE). John has been highly complementing the Lunches/Tiffin on offer here. This was the perfect opportunity.

Hector presented at 11.50, Abby was once more in attendance. I could sense he vaguely remembered my last visit. By the end of the meal he was able quote Curry-Heute, so a good impression all round then.

I shall not dwell long on the offer of a Burger after I informed Mein Host that I only required a Snack. The Thali steel plates were on the counter – I enquired and the words Chicken and Chickpeas were forthcoming. OK, let’s go for this.

Robin would smile

Time was limited so it was very pleasing when within ten minutes the presentation arrived – it looked splendid. Indian Tapas! A stainless steel goblet of water was part of the array. The cutlery was not an issue this time. This looked most appetising.

This indeed was Curry for breakfast, and why not? The Chicken Curry portion was not particularly outstanding but the Chana dish was tremendous. Hector is not a big fan of Chickpeas yet loves Falafel. This was easily the best (non Falafel) Chickpea dish I have ever tasted. I must make a point of having this as a side with any future Curry ordered at Mr India. The Lime on the Raita also made me finish all of the Chapatti even though I had probably eaten enough for this time of day.

At £4 this was a splendid way to start the day.

But this was only Curry-Heute #1

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Glasgow – Cafe Salma and Comedy of Errors

This is a busy weekend – the Curry is calling too

Hector leaves Helensburgh and heads to The City. Meanwhile  some of The Chaps have left The City and have gone to Helensburgh. Wot Bierfest? This is Curry-Heute night and Comedy of Errors are playing their first gig in  some 20 years this evening. Abel Ganz (again) and Credo are the other attractions. Prog lives!

The table at the window is the preferred seat of Hector, especially when the place is quiet and one dines alone.  An entire family with weans, prams, the lot, entered and were well known to Hassan.  The regulars are no doubt genuinely regular.  I am still going through the process of getting to know the new staff; there is even a broad West of Scotland voice active in the cooking area now.  The Kaftans appear to be consigned to history but the Fez is still sported by the waiters.

Garam Masala, I have not had this for a while.  I ordered it hot but in the excitement forgot to ask for the Lamb on-the-bone.  The customary chat with Hassan (still no hug) between the complementary Popadoms and Chutneys this evening included plans for a mass visit, indeed an occupation of the entire downstairs area later this year.  Time will reveal the numbers and the purpose.  Hassan in stage whisper instructed the Chef to make my meal special: ‘there is a Curry Connoisseur in the house.’

One could immediately tell this was Garam Masala, the powdered Spice was most evident having been sprinkled over the dish at the time of serving.  On my first visit this dish was more powerful in taste than my now normal Lahori Karahi.  I suspect the latter now has evolved in the past year to the special dish it has become.

This is still a very enjoyable dish with the thick Onion-rich Masala revealing the familiar Village/Café Salma smooth, rounded flavour.  The Mushroom Rice was as ever massive, always enough to share and permit an order of Bread of sorts.  Alas, the solo diner cannot justify ordering this as a serious quantity of food would be wasted.

Scottish Prog Night at The Ferry

Arriving (with Marg, via the Bon Accord) at 20.00 the doors were yet to open.  One can gain an early entry by buying – the meal deal, why – do they serve CurryJim Johnstone the keyboard player, and now only writer of the Comedy of Errors material, was outside being greeted by the loyal following.  Loyal?  It is twenty years since last I saw them play, though I did chat with Jim at a recent Pendragon gig and he revealed that something was in the pipeline.  A new CD – gosh!  Mark Spalding on guitar was first spotted as we boarded the boat.  You haven’t changed at all! – was my greeting – who the…?

Mobile phones, Laptops  – these were not part of our lives when last they performed

The new material sounded ok, but it was the sections of The Student Prince that made the night.  There is another song, not played, which has been my favourite since I first saw them some twenty five years ago – but as the vinyl is secreted somewhere upstairs – this saga ends here.

Fortunately it was the full version of Abel Ganz who played this evening, not the cut down acoustic variant.  Always a pleasure, and I really should buy another of their CDs.  Credo are a band I did not even know were Scottish – are they, no. I bought a CD by them again some twenty years ago and thought nothing of it.  They played a couple of songs tonight and we left.  So nothing has changed there.

Photos may well appear after Marg’s camera come s into my possession.

 

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Karahi Palace, Upstairs/Downstairs

Background

There has been a number of Saturday ritual Curry outings at The Village a few blocks along the road; they have all ended with a procession past the New Karahi Palace (51-53 Nelson street, Tradeston, Glasgow, G5 8DZ).  The venue has been on the radar but it looked pretty much like a dump.  Hector’s head has popped  in on occasion just to verify the authenticity of the menu – they do serve Curry, but also Pizza, Kebabs, even Burgers and the odd customer.

The premises are bright, shiny and spotless – even enticing

The events of last Saturday at The Village prompted a new observation; the Karahi Palace looks as if it has been done over. A fresh facade (?), I grabbed a menu featuring photos of the restaurant? There is an upstairs?  How many Karahi dishes?  Handi?  Curries by the Kilo…  promising, to say the least.

The Visit

There are two doors to the Karahi Palace both of which take the diner straight into the main café area.  However one is clearly intended more as an entry to the upstairs restaurant.  This Hector was determined to see and so with a voice presumably calling me back I went for an inspection and to grab the photo.  Garish – is how one might best describe the décor.  Someone has a sense of humour.  For a private function this place could be excellent.

Returning to the ground floor I took my choice of table, from three.  Once more Hector was the only customer for a Curry-Heute.  There were four staff in attendance, already I was wondering how this place survives – or is it possible that the Curry is sensational?

A young waiter approached with the menu which I deliberately ignored.  I prefer to get the staff to tell me what they have to offer and how they might entice me back.  We agreed on a (hot) Karahi Gosht with Mushroom Rice.  There was no Sparkling Water and so a lemonade would suffice.  The eldest member of staff burst into action – there was the sound of scraping and sizzling.  The meal was being prepared, from which stage of near readiness one could not tell.

A Mini Robin

The wait was not a long one.  In the meantime a modest Salad and a Raita was presented. I spotted the Rice first – a huge portion, certainly enough for two.  The Karahi was brought to the table – the sound was exciting – I was nearly in movie clip mode again.  The Curry looked very familiar, I felt I knew the taste before I began – the Clydebank Taste as I have described before.

The Masala was very thick and red suggesting a dominance of Tomato Puree.  There were large Onion pieces as well as the dreaded Capsicum.  (I checked later on, all their Karahi come with Capsicum.)  There was plenty of it – two Lamb Chops and other assorted pieces of meat.  This was significantly more than served along the street.  The Lamb was perfection, I kept waiting for a dramatically new taste to emerge but it failed to do so, initially.  There was a hint of the rounded smoothness I associate with Café Salma. The Clydebank Taste was evident but not dominant.  This was thoroughly pleasant – not the best Curry in Glasgow by any means but way better than one might receive in a mainstream Curry House.  And not a single table cloth on the premises.

The Service

The best way to eat Lamb Chops is with ones fingers.  The solitary paper napkin provided was reaching the end of its usefulness.  The young waiter spotted this, caught my eye and confirmed I needed more.  They came immediately.

On completion of the meal I felt I needed to use the facilities.  I thought I had spotted a partially hidden door that could be the locus and stretched my neck to see an ‘out of order’ sign on the door.  Typical, I thought.  Again the waiter clocked my needs and said across the counter that it was ok to use.  Here we go.   Spacious and clean enough was the verdict, everything worked.

The Bill

Ten Pounds please.

Fine, thank you, I shall be back.  Next time I shall try the Handi.

The Desi Revolution

It should be evident to the readers of this Blog that the Café Curry Culture in Glasgow is taking off.  Or is it because in the past year I have gone out of my way to visit them that now makes me so aware?  These places should be visited.  One feels that the very safe 1980s menus serving the same tired Curries in the mainstream outlets must be challenged.  The Desi Revolution is coming.

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KRK is back!

The Footae

Today has been a day to celebrate on many levels.  Firstly there was the magnificent result from Rugby Park tinged with sadness as we say farewell to (Sir) Walter.  Hopefully Mr Cowan will have the opportunity of smiling next Saturday but not next Monday.   There was then the chance to wind up Paul at the Bon Accord.  He claims he had a bet on 0v5!  Marg the ever dutiful wife collected Hector from ‘Glasgow’s Finest Alehouse’ and unusually decided that Woodlands Rd was the best route west.  Prepare for another moment of serendipity.

KRK

The main cause for celebration today on the Curry-Heute front was the discovery that KRK, the best Asian grocer north of the river had reopened.  Officially they re-open on Thursday but the shelves were being stacked this evening and a small army of chaps were pricing every individual item.   Most importantly, the butcher shop was back in operation.  Marg marvelled at the care taken to prepare 1kg of Lamb on-the-bone.   I couldn’t see a price list to ascertain the price of Lamb in its various forms.  Hector will be in the case soon.   The faces here were new, where are the regular guys?  Hector has been told part of the reason why the place went into decline in recent months.  It was good to see Mein Host back behind the counter, so at least there is some continuity.

I related how I was forced to purchase Lamb at a neighbouring outlet recently and that it had turned to pulp.  There was a shaking of the head and a dismissive comment.

St Louis and the Coriander King

Steve and Ian were performing at St Louis this afternoon.  We had timed it perfectly to arrive immediately after they had completed their set.  Could today get any better?  It did.

Hector was introduced to Juliet’s father – Monty.   He is the self titled Coriander King, once being the man behind the delivery of Coriander Seed to the UK back in time.  East Africa and the Black Sea nations were the sources of this fine commodity.  London, Leicester and of course Bradford were his main supply points.  I have long been intrigued as to where the actual plant is reared within the UK in order to guarantee a continuous supply of this very fine herb on a daily basis throughout the year.

Life without Coriander, unthinkable.

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Declining Standards at The Village

The Village, at Yvonne’s Command

Hector was formulating where in the fourth dimension he would have a Curry-Heute, however Yvonne has made it clear that she and Craig will be at The Village (129 Nelson St, Tradeston, Glasgow, G5 8DZ) at 14.00.   Hector finds himself there too by royal command.  The early start may have something to do with the fact that a recovered Olaf has made a delivery of his fine selection of Deutsche Bier to the Allison Arms.

Jaipur Confusion

It was inevitable therefore that Mags showed, and Craig and Yvonne did not.  I had to fend off the waiter for some twenty minutes before it was confirmed that there indeed was a communication breakdown.  They resorted to a Burger in George Square, Mags and Hector had Curry.

The Price Rise

A brand new laminated menu was presented.  Hector realised immediately that the prices have been increased.  8% !, well above the rate of inflation but one is aware that Lamb prices have rocketed.  Lamb on-the-bone is up 14%. A reliable trade source assures me that it is nonsense to charge more for Lamb on-the-bone.   Hector has been calling for The Village prices to be increased and the portion quantity to be restored to its former glory.  I have also been critical that when ones orders Lamb on-the-bone the meat content is significantly less.

More than a Robin

Mags ordered the classic Village Desi Korma and Hector the Tawa (hot), both Lamb of course.  We had waited for the absent friends but even allowing for this, the wait for our meals was lengthy.  Robin would have been ill at ease had he been present.  There was a lot of bellowing in the kitchen, disturbing.  The two new waiters are approaching the inept.  The cola cans which feature in the photograph were on the table for a full thirty minutes and were still there when we left.  Clearing tables is not their forte.  How long does one have to wait for a drink?  My second bottle of Sparkling Water was requested when the meals were ordered.  No attempt was made to bring this until the meals were presented and then it was Still water that was brought.  Pathetic.

The Portions

You do not put up the price and keep the portions small, but yes this is what has happened.  Seven pieces of Lamb.  The Tawa looks lonely sitting in the Karahi.  Was it Tawa?  The Masala was much thicker than the norm, not that this should make Hector complain.  It lacked the Citrus kick, I could have sent it back and made a fuss but why have a Blog and not use the opportunity to record for the rest of time the declining standards at The Village.

Mags’ Desi Korma was very runny and was described as being nothing like that produced so superbly over the years.

We had both ordered Chapattis, just as well, I would have left hungry had this not been the case.  The Vegetable Rice was a little on the stodgy side.

Enjoyment

It is strange to report that we both enjoyed our meals.  To crudely paraphrase Woody Allen: a great Village Curry is indeed great; an ordinary Village Curry is still pretty good.

The Three Great Curry Houses of Glasgow – The Curry Capital

Regular readers will realise that I have managed to visit my three favourite Glasgow Curry Houses in the space of five days.  It is apparent that The Village is firmly now in third place and may not hold on to this ranking for much longer.  Yadgar is clearly the most outstanding source of Curry in the city with Café Salma a reliable second.

There is another Curry House on Nelson St which we walk past every Saturday after our Village visit.  Now could be the time to make a reconnaissance visit.  The New Karahi Palace serves an extensive Handi menu and sells Curry by the half-kilo.  Too tempting not to visit.

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Hector at Cafe Salma

With Dr Stan still in Bamberg (allegedly), Hector Naypals dines alone this evening early at Café Salma (523 Sauchiehall St, Charing Cross, Glasgow, G3 7PQ).

There was only one dish on Hector’s mind and it has taken time for my brain to come back from the fourth dimension – where Yvonne  considers it to be most of the time – and work out why Kofta Palak was calling so loudly.  It was a taste of Spinach last Sunday in Köln coupled with the fact that I failed to get a sample of my own Spinach creation some two weeks prior.

 

Hector arrived at Café Salma around 17.00 which is early for a Friday evening Curry-Heute.  The fact that I have not seen most of The Friends of Hector for a couple of weeks had something to do with this.  That ‘The Other Place’ was selling Jaipur at £1.80 a pint may be another reason.

Hassan was immediately around the counter to welcome me with his customary warm greeting.  Hector did not get a hug, the next customers did.  Note, must work on this…

The free Poppadoms and Chutneys appeared instantly no time to lose.  The Kofta Palak (hot) was ordered and appeared in a fraction of ‘One Robin’.  The famed Garlic and Coriander Nan was the accompaniment.

One has to be in the mood for Spinach I find; it can be quite a blast.  Hector remembers tastes and the taste of my last Kofta Palak at Mother India’s Café is still in the memory banks.  Whilst this was very good indeed, I now have to admit that the Mother India version has a distinct edge.

Soapy?

Spinach can taste herby, even burnt.  I am convinced this evening that Hector was sensing soap on the palate at times.  Most alarming.   Meatballs still puzzle me.  Why are people apparently obsessed with these?  Next time maybe Keema Palak.

 

 

The Staff

There has been a complete change of staff at Café Salma in recent weeks.  Hector is a stranger in a place he now considers home.  It is frustrating when this happens.  This is why the Alishan in Battlefield Rd and The Akash in Helensburgh remain favourites – at these venues the staff have not changed in years.

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Yadgar – The Genius of Mr Shah

Hector is at Yadgar (148 Calder St, Govanhill, Glasgow, G42 7QP) for a Curry-Heute and to take some more photos of Mr Shah, and his very special creation,  something to do with the need to make a presentation in a hurry.  Hector voted for Mr Shah as Chef of The Year in the forthcoming Scottish Curry awards.  The writer of this Blog was shortlisted for an award,  not my favourite Chef, an oversight.  Marg is here too.

Shkoor had been emailed with the order – 1kg of Goshat Karahi – ‘Hector Style’,  …on the bone, dry, hot.  The Mushroom Rice and Aloo Paratha were last minute decisions and were ordered on arrival.

Within minutes the free Starters were making their appearance: Poppadoms, Onion Chutney, Raita and the most elaborate Salad presented yet with large Chillies standing proud.  We are spoiled on every visit.

The Main Event

Yadgar Movie

Hector has a sudden need for a video clip or two, and he has now learned how to get them on this Blog.  Mr Shah made his entrance with the large Karahi, there should be a fanfa re.  Picture this – Mr Shah makes a Curry exactly the way Hector enjoys it – how many Curry Houses can match this for service?  Some say they cook to order, at Yadgar the Goshat Karahi is always cooked to order.  That my own preferences are so dutifully catered for makes Yadgar a very special place.  To think some people still go out for a Chicken Curry with lots of runny Masala…  There is no way Hector can fathom what the tatse of this meal is other than ‘perfection’.

The Curry was on the hot side for Marg.  The Mushroom Rice was also was rich in Peas and Potato, as written before this is a virtual Biryani.  The Paratha was huge and half of it came back to Clydebank.

Shkoor checked on our progress through the mountain of food.  Another stomach would have been welcomed but they do not even hire them never mind sell them.  The strategy became one of judging how much to consume versus how much to take away.

Pink Tea

Marg took the opportunity to order the sweet, pink, milky Kashmiri Tea of which she is so fond.  I had finally reached my limit and arranged for what was a normal full portion to be packed up.

The Bill

Hector cannot divulge The Bill on this visit.  There was recognition of a previous misunderstanding, all is now sorted.  We now have reached a formula to ensure that our insatiable desire for Curry is always catered for.

 

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‘Hector’ unmasked

Today the Sunday Post printed the names of those on the shortlist for Curry Lover of The Year in the forthcoming Scottish Curry Awards.  The identity of Hector is now in the public domain – now where does one procure a gagging order? Trampy and The Tramp were unveiled last year when they took this prestigious award.  They too are back on the nominations list along with a major celebrity called Tam Cowan.  I think genuine celebrity status shall prevail.

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Köln – Indian Curry Basmati House – A continuing weeekend of Kölsch and Curry

Hector is not a creature of habit.  Oh yes he is….

One suspects that if the Curry word had been mentioned again yesterday late afternoon there would have been overindulgence on this weekend trip to Köln.  Thanks to Mr Stelios laying on a late evening return flight we had another full day in Deutschland.  Gone are the days of the overnight trips and the dawn rise to return to Blighty, it appears.

Fisch Saag

The Fisch Saag at Indian Curry Basmati House (Severinstrasse 40, 50678, Köln) had preoccupied my thoughts since I spotted it yesterday.  Steve went for the same. 

Scharf? –  asked Doris

Genau!  –  was the quick response.

Once again the place was serving other customers before us.  Trade must be very good here indeed; other places are not open mid-afternoon, their loss.

As I sampled at Kamasutra (Barbarossa Platz) last November, Deutsche Saag is fresh Spinach not the beautiful melange that the better Glasgow and Bradford houses concoct.  The result was a far less pungent experience.  The Fish was not in any way as Spicy as yesterday’s Lamb dishes.  The experience was still a very pleasant one.  Steve was particularly impressed, and as the discoverer of München’s Indian Mango he has tried many a German Curry in his time.

Hector’s calling card was on the till where I had left it the previous day.  I trust Mein Host will appreciate the very positive comments.  I am looking forward to my next visit late September, when I really …

Spargel Wochen

Late Spring in Deutschland means Asparagus.  The white Asparagus served over here is way better than the green variety that graces our supermarket shelves – why?  Just to prove that Curry is not eaten 100% of the time…

easyJet flight delay – not their fault!

Who else was on the flight back to Edinburgh this evening and was held up by the most obnoxious chap who refused to get off the inbound?  Hector has the video.

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Köln – Indian Curry Basmati House – A weeekend of Kölsch and Curry

27ºC! Hector feels the sun on his back, it is good.

Steve and Hector are in Köln courtesy of very generous flight prices from Mr Stelios. Dr Stan was waiting for us in the Früh am Dom Keller last night. When the locals were permitted to – light up – around midnight we decanted to the new Gaffel Haus and onwards to the Gilden Haus. It was a late night and so there was no breakfast for Hector, not that there was anything on his mind other than what time would the Curry-Heute be?

With Dr Stan Bamberg bound, Steve and Hector walked around the ring road to Chlodwigplatz and the Altstadt-Sud. There was a brief stop at the real Pfaffgen Haus en route.  Früh em Veedel was the first major pit stop of the day. After an hour and the litre we walked the few paces past the city gate to the Indian Curry Basmati House (Severin Str 40, 50678, Köln). The same Doris was serving, again her wean was stuck playing on the premises.

The menu seemed to be more expansive than I remember it from the February trip. Everything is available in Huhn (Chicken), Lamm, Rind (Beef), Ente (Duck) and Krabben (Prawn). One can never have too weniger Ente. Wait a minute, over the page is Fisch!

Having sampled the Karahi last time, the Lamm Chilli Masala took the fancy. This had the hot Chilli Sauce highlighted and a doze of Lemon, sounds good. Steve went for the Lamm Madras. Doris confirmed the dishes were – Hot – we shall see.

At €8.50 with Rice this Curry Cafe is good value. We passed Jaipur later in the day and everything was €13 plus and extra for the Sundries. Sounds like Hector may never get to sample that outlet.  Whilst we waited, a member of staff brought out a wonderful looking Vegetarian creation a Chana Masala.

The Curry was  indeed – Hot. For Germany this is quite a feat, like trying to get a steak without blood. The Lamb was perfectly cooked, just chewy enough and very tender, not the pulp Hector served his guests last week. The Masala still had  a touch of what I call the – Bisto – taste, as if packet ingredients had been used. This is not the case, one watches Chef prepare the dish and sees all the add ins. There was an underlying Cinnamon which certainly added to the experience.

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In no way is the Indian Curry Basmati House at the level of the magnificent Indian Mango in Munich, but as far as Köln goes, it appears that this is the place to be.

The Fisch Saag is now on my mind. Steve likes his Curry too, we shall see…

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