The Shenaz – Glasgow, A Hidden Gem?

Another Curry House behind the Mitchell Library

As part of the ongoing theme of this Curry-Woch, the Curry-Heute was originally intended to be at the Tiffin Rooms on Sauchiehall St, but was not open for business at  16.40, The Shenaz (17 Granville St, Glasgow, G3 7EE) was; this certainly facilitates the procurement of food.  The Shenaz offer a pre-theatre menu which is decidedly sensible since this is about the only place one can actually park when going to the King’s Theatre on Bath St.  A pre-theatre menu was not for Hector, he required the full Bhuna.

Given that I was the only customer it was quite amusing when I was offered a seat at a table for two in the corner.  The possible bus load did not materialise.

Spoilt for choice

The menu was interesting: there were three dishes that met the required spec.

A Lamb Desi was a possibility: ‘These dishes have a spicy and more wholesome flavour. Though not Vindaloo strength, they are cooked with more ground onions, ginger, garlic, green chillies and other spices.’

Hector’s normal order the Lamb Karahi also looked a possibility: ‘A Punjabi Bhoona dish cooked with the choicest ingredients, blended with freshly ground Punjabi spices with peeled and grated fresh ginger and garlic in a cumin butter. A great tasty dish prepared and served in Karahi to required strength’

Under the on-the-bone heading was an attractive sounding dish, the Lahori Gosht: ‘Only chicken or lamb on the bone cooked in a bhoona sauce with tomatoes and ground chillies’

Hector would take advice

The waiter approached pen in hand – I pointed to the three options and asked which would ‘blow me away with taste.’.  The waiter asked if ‘on-the-bone’ was an option, it was and so this became the Curry-Heute.  A Mushroom Rice was also ordered, alas this was not a clear enough order as the menu shows two options: ‘Mushrooms, green peppers & onions,   Mushroom & Jeera Rice’.  The latter was what I had in mind, inevitably the Chef had other ideas.

No Starters or other Sundries were required; I stated that I was here for the Curry.  There was enough scraping and clattering coming from the kitchen to make it clear somebody was at work.  The, by now, three waiters stood by.  I remained the only customer throughout the visit, nothing at the King’s worth seeing tonight then.

The meal arrived.  There was a healthy looking plate of Rice with minimal Mushroom and strips of Capsicum.  Is there a Chef’s Union which has shares in this out of place Vegetable?  Two steel platters containing fresh Tomato, Onion Chutney, desiccated Coconut and tinned Pineapple were presented.  The Curry looked splendid: the Masala was certainly of the thicker variety but not what Hector considers to be Bhuna.

And so Hector ate…

Two Lamb Chops and other pieces of Lamb off-the-bone made a generous helping.  I dealt with one Lamb Chop and realised that a familiar and welcoming taste was becoming evident on the palate – The Taste! The more I ate the more satisfying this dish became.  Is it because the Lamb is on-the-bone that reveals this most comforting taste?  If I had been blindfolded and been told I was eating something cooked in Café Salma I would have believed it.  A bit more salt and perhaps more heavily spiced and I would have suspected that the Chefs at Café Salma had relocated.  This is the type of Curry that Hector raves about.  A bit of fine tuning and this matches anything served in my favourite outlets.

Verdict

Now given that The Shenaz has been in business for nearly fifty years, they have certainly witnessed the evolution of styles and tastes in the city.  This Curry proves they have not been left behind.  A stunning dish and at £14.50 more appealing than a close neighbour.

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The Koh-I-Noor, Glasgow

One of the original Glasgow Curry Houses

The Koh-I-Noor (235 North Street, Glasgow, G3 7DL)  is one of Glasgow’s original Curry houses dating back to its 1964 location on Gibson St, aka – The Khyber Pass. Hector did set foot in its first incarnation and has visited the current site over the years.  In the late 1990’s this was the occasional venue of choice; it was open when no other outlet perceived a demand for Curry early on a Sunday afternoon.

The Buffet has been a major feature of their service.  They were the first restaurant that Hector read the conservationist’s advice that greed would be penalised: eat all you can, leftovers will be charged for at the discretion of the management. This was sensible.  – 6 more Naans please.

Tonight Hector was greeted by a mature Chap in the  large waiting area at the doorway, a touch of Sydney Greenstreet in Casablanca.  Drinks before a table allocation, now there is something that can add a significant amount to a bill, or make one’s night if a pre-booked table is not available and one is punctual. The Sparkling Water could wait.

There was half a dozen diners seated, this was the aftermath of Roman Abramovich’s latest failure in his alleged obsession in winning the Champions League.  Hector was after a Curry-Heute, obsession, moi?

The welcome was warm, initially.  Once the meal was ordered it  felt a bit like badgering.  At the end of the meal the conversation was banal.  The calling card was delivered almost in absentia.

The menu had all of the traditional Glasgow Curry Dishes, well of course it should, this is why people come.  The Buffet area  has a water feature.  The fountain in the middle of the room was still operating, the platters were being cleared.  The décor is a wind up; it may have looked novel at the time of relocation, now it is just twee.

Hector described what he was looking for.  The waiter was attentive and suggested the Lamb Handi was the menu match.  A Vegetable Rice, of course, was the accompaniment.

Lamb Handi

The meal came very quickly.  Is it just the Hector way of thinking, but the Buffet had just been cleared, surely not…nobody would do that…

The Curry was fine.  It could not be faulted for consistency, volume, and spiciness, or lack of flavour.  It simply did not have anything remarkable about which to become excited.  The Rice was mountainous and had a copious Cauliflower and Potato content.

Having saved one’s hunger for this relatively late night meal it was of course devoured.

The Bill

£17.95

Is this not why The Village reigns supreme?  The Rice was £4.50, Hector has just come to terms with a £3 Rice at Yadgar – but theirs is a culinary feast.   Ah, the table cloth!

The Lamb debate

When Hector prepares Lamb it is never red at the end of cooking, nor does it have a columnar structure.  I was assured that this was – Tender Lamb.  I did not cook it so I do not know.

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Glasgow – PJ’s, the Madras Palace, aka ‘Panjea’

The theme for this week may become evident to the more discerning reader, or shall I give an obvious clue to  those whose powers of interpretation were limited some ten days ago… a new place is about to open in North St, next door to the Bon Accord.

Behind the Mitchell Library

The  closest source of Curry-Heute to the Bon Accord is PJ’s (15 – 17 Kent Road, Charing Cross, Glasgow, G3 7EH), or is that the Madras Palace or Panjea, or was that PJ’s Karaoke?  There appears to be an identity crisis.  (I have always wanted to write that!)

For reasons that may become clearer as this week of Curry extravagance develops, Hector chose not to watch the second half of Liverpool v Man City, food was required.  The plethora of outlets on Sauchiehall St was a possibility.  The number of days since the last visit to the nearby Café Salma is mounting, but no, in the light of a very enjoyable return to the Alishan Tandoori on Friday a return to ‘Panjea’ as Hector prefers to call it became the venue of choice.

There was nobody there

The ground floor at PJ’s is massive, perhaps only the old Crème de la Crème had anything to match this.  The site of a former garage, somehow there is also an upstairs.  Hector rated this place very highly prior to 2004.  Since my last Blog entry I am beginning to consider a new epoch datum: BCATV.   (A special mention to the first person who assures me this is linguistically correct and can fathom the abbreviation.)

Over the years the Friends of Hector have eaten here, the staff also used to bring surplus Pakora to the Bon Accord, I have never had a bad Curry here, but I did have a bland one once.

The Bland

It was a year or so back, Yvonne was invited to a 21st.  The upstairs was the venue and it was rattling.  The Chaps were invited to leave the Bon Accord and help eat the now promised free Buffet that had been laid on for the Birthday Girl.  Now never let it be said that Hector looks a gift horse in the mouth.  Hector examines the gums, demands to know the pedigree and wants to know the ante post betting.  (OK, The Grand National was two days ago.) Buffets are usually bland; the Chef has to cater for those who are generally indifferent towards Curry.  I was first in the queue, enjoyed the eating but had issues about the cost of Soda Water from a gun. So, shoot me.

Panjea

My visits to Panjea date back to the late 1990’s.  The menu had something to offer that was new.  South Indian Garlic Chilli was first encountered here.  The Curry  at this venue has always had ‘taste’, but now I am a slave to the nearby Café Salma which has that something even more special.  So it goes.

PJ’s

The waiter approached instantly, he had nothing else to do as I was the only customer. There was a page in the menu with the interesting dishes all in small print.  I pointed to one item then described what I was looking for: the Desie was agreed upon as suggested by Mein Host.  A Vegetable Rice was ordered.

The Camera

The conversation became extensive with the waiter.  The website was mentioned to justify the number of photographs taken on the arrival of the meal.  Inevitably he came back for a verdict, I gave the thumbs up.

The Curry-Heute : Lamb Desie-Tawa

The ample dish was placed before me: This is a Desie-Tawa – I was informed.  The Masala looked thick and was minimal, the waiter had efficiently communicated my desires to the Chef.  A good start.  The Rice had fresh Mushrooms and provided an excellent base on which to place the Lamb.

Oh yes!

PJ’s has lost nothing, this was excellent.  The salt content was just right and therefore the flavours flooded out.  The magical tastes of the venue which have most visits in this Blog may not have been apparent, but once again this was much more than the bog standard Curry served up in far too many outlets.  This was good, very good.  Every morsel, grain of Rice was consumed.  Total satisfaction.

Hello, PJ

PJ, The Chef, the owner, ‘The Man’ appeared; he was here for a chat.  We must have spoken for a good half hour about the state of Curry in Glasgow. He is concerned about the fact that his large premises are so quiet and was considering making partitions.  Hector says the large open plan eating area is superb as it.  The venue is excellent for large groups, but then so is upstairs.  The ever changing name of the premises is not helping as is the apparent association with Karaoke – come on, if you are serious about Curry where does singing come into it?  It is the fairer sex who tends to drive Karaoke nights; are there crowds of women meeting up every week for Curry?

We discussed at length the merits and demerits of Buffets; the ever-present Masala pot which is the basis for all Curries served in busy restaurants and the places we know where the Masala is prepared off the premises.

PJ was interested in my own cooking education.  I related the classes I did at Anniesland College, he feels he could do something similar upstairs, but would then require many more hobs.  PJ’s roots go back to the old Noor Mahal on Kilmarnock Rd in the late 1970’s where as a boy, he washed the dishes.  This was the exact period of time when Hector lived on the South Side and frequented the Noor Mahal on almost a weekly for a Meat and Mushroom Bhuna Vindaloo.  This was also where I had my first ever Lychee.

I recalled how an Asian grocer in Lenzie offered my dear Mother fresh Coriander way back in the early 1970’s; this was I am told, the beginning of fresh ingredients becoming available to Chefs, the Green Chilli followed and then the dreaded Capsicum became commonplace.  Not everything is progress.

Khara

Having thoroughly enjoyed the meal put before me this evening I pointed out to PJ that it had a decidedly high Salt content and that my cohort have come to realise that it is these Curries which are usually much more flavoursome.  Khara – is the term PJ introduced me to; this means enough Salt so that the other flavours come through.

Is ‘Salt’ therefore the catalyst that reveals ‘Ingredient X’?

 

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Glasgow – The Alishan Tandoori : it has been too long since Hector’s last visit

One of the 5 places for a great Glasgow Curry

… so wrote The Herald many years ago.

From the mid 1990’s until 2004, The Alishan Tandoori (250 Battlefield Rd, Battlefield, Glasgow, G42 9HU) was easily Hector’s Favourite Curry House in Glasgow.  Lord Clive of Crawley still asks on occasion why we have not been there for so long.  The answer is simple, in 2004, Hector first set foot in The Village, the rest they say…

Pholan Devi – Princess of the Rose

Hector was therefore very long overdue in returning to eat one of the great signature dishes of Glasgow Curry : the Pholan DeviThe Alishan menu has the usual dishes that the eaters of Curry have come to expect.  There is also the range of Chef’s Specialities, but then comes The Alishan Specialities of which the Pholan Devi has always been the stand out dish.  Now we also have Chico’s Choice, Recommended by the man himself: from this Marg chose the Lakh Patti (The Chef’s Wealth).  The menu describes the Masala as being prepared with Mince in addition to the usual ingredients.  Topped with Spinach, Chillies et al this dish does not mess about – I am sure it has everything on.

So the Pholan Devi.  This dish is possibly the first dish Hector experienced to have a distinct Citrus element to the Masala, so is it any wonder The Village seduced me with their Desi/Tawa range?  Once upon a time it was presented in its own special pot but sadly they stopped doing this some years ago.

We arrived at 19.20 a few minutes after the time of our booking.  It is better to book as the place does a roaring trade.  The three main staff members have not changed in all the time that Hector has visited The Alishan.  The welcome is always superb.  It took a few minutes for the main man to recognise the Hector, but when the camera appeared he was straight over to find out why I was recording every dish.  He had also spotted me taking the exterior shot. I suggested I would tell him at the end, he was having none of this.  I made my apologies for not having been to this most excellent Curry House in all this time and had to relate the places that tempt me most currently.  A good write up – was promised.

The Sundries

The Alishan Menu does not have Sundries as an afterthought; the list is possibly the most comprehensive in the city.  As well as the two main players, they do ten Rice combinations.  We opted for the Multani: with Eggs and Mushroom.

Then there is the Naan…

Nowhere outside of Bradford sells such an impressive Naan.  Years ago we witnessed a table order two; there was mass hilarity across the restaurant.  16 Naan variants are available, we ordered our standard old faithful the Garlic Naan.  This comes covered in a green Garlic paste – the taste is powerful – apologies to all those who sat with us at Blackfriars afterwards saying – farewell – to Bernard.  Has Bernard gone yet?

The service was quick, no Starters so no hanging about.  Robin would love this.

The Lamb in the Pholan Devi was thoroughly cooked, and it was definitely Lamb, perfection.  The Masala was Thick and Spicy.  Hector has to admit that the – killer taste – was not present, however with a Coriander and Herb blast, this remains one of the great Curry Dishes in one of the great Glasgow Curry houses.  Marg raved about her Lakh Patti.  She found the meat to be perfection.  She loved the Masala; she loved the Garlic oozing from the Naan.  Indeed she further complemented the Naan as being thinner than the norm and therefore not so doughy.

Hector was permitted to sample some of Marg’s dish.  The Lakh Patti was decidedly drier in taste but did not have the kick of the Pholan Devi.

We shall have to come back and sample more of the Specialities, Hector suspects Marg shall insist.

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The Scotish Curry Awards 2011

Curry-Heute is now one year old.

On Friday, the calendar date inspired Hector to test the mettle of his readers. By Friday evening congratulations were rolling in.  The expression on Robin’s face when I told him I had made it all up was worth it.  Yesterday at the Ally, Yvonne turned up beaming.  After I had owned up she couldn’t believe it was not true.  ‘Craig says you deserve it.’

It was only on Friday that I realised that ‘Trampy and the Tramps Glasgow of Curry’ last year’s winner of Curry Lover of the Year, had acknowledged the existence of Curry-Heute back on January 6th. Their comments are certainly appreciated.  You can only win this award once, and unless there is a spontaneous outbreak of voting how would one ever come to gain the recognition?  One generally has to stand for election and then campaign.  Today I shall be emailing everyone in my mailing list to this effect.

How many votes it takes to win who knows?  Who is the opposition?

There is no need to download the nomination form, Yasmin at Oceanic Consulting has provided the follwing  email address.   Simply email nominations@lovecurry.info

Hector for Curry Lover of the Year 2011.

The required details to quote:

Hector              The Curry Lover of the Year

hector@curry-heute.com

If you wish also to vote for Mr Shah and Yadgar too then send separate emails.

The deadline is April 15.

If success does not prevail then I shall have to be a really annoying old Hector come 2012.

 

Thanks to all those who vote, and apologies, if required,  to those taken in on April 1st.

Hector

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‘The Three Yadgarteers’

This Curry-Heute was originally a quiet dinner for two, Dr Stan and Hector.  Shkoor had acknowledged the emailed order within a couple of hours of it being placed yesterday, perfect.  Jonathan decided today on the train from Aberdeen to phone in and extend the order, a complication as it would turn out.

At 15.05 we were assembled and ready for the off.  The young waiter approached us for the usual round of Fanta, the complementary Salad, Popadoms Onion Chutney, Mango Chutney and dips were brought for the kitchen. Olives, Cherry Tomatoes, we are being spoiled, again.

Three Rice had been ordered: Vegetable Rice, Mushroom Rice and Egg Rice.  We have certainly been undercharged for these in the past.  This is not just the normal Pilau but essentially the start of a Biryani.  The Rice has been spiced to perfection.  The Mushrooms (for me) were large and fresh. Dr Stan evidently likes Capsicum.  At £3 a portion definitely worth it, one knows the meal will be complete.

Mr Shah’s work of art

The large Karahi containing 1kg of Lamb (on-the-bone) was presented, there should be a fanfare.  We were then puzzled when two more plates of Lamb Karahi (off-the-bone) appeared.  Why the extra plate?  Now Jonathan had order a half kilo which strictly speaking is not on the menu, but the order had been accepted.  (More on this below).  We were advised that Jonathan’s half kilo was in two parts, hence plates. Fair enough, but who was going to eat all this, even we have limitations.

From the first mouthful to the last the Yadgar Lamb Karahi at the hands of Mr Shah is absolute pleasure.  If there is a Curry Orgasm then this is the place to experience it.  Without even asking, Shkoor had arranged for the kilo to be served with a thick dry-ish Masala.  The meal was spiced up a notch or two, but not to perspiration levels.  Hector visits Asian grocers regularly and has bought just about everything on the shelves.  What on earth is in this Curry that makes it so pleasurable?

Mr Shah emerged for the kitchen to take his bow and ensure all was well.  ‘Wonderful!’ brought a smile of satisfaction to his face.  ‘Why are you not a millionaire?’ I asked. This is the man I shall be voting for in this year’s Curry awards.

The Voracious Dr Stan

Between us we polished off the kilo, Hector having reached the level of total satisfaction.   Jonathan was struggling with his second portion.  Dr Stan to the rescue once again, had he not had breakfast?  Even Dr Stan was defeated and so a small sample was set aside for transportation off the premises.

The Bill

£50?  This was more than we anticipated (the only time this has ever happened).  The half kilo had come back to haunt us.  Jonathan had been given two normal portions, hence the two plates.  It was explained to us that one portion is 300g, and a kilo is therefore three portions.  Now, one does not need a PhD to work out that this does not tally.  Fortunately we did have one in the company. A couple of quid was knocked off the bill and all was well.  This also means that we had ordered five Curries!  And why not?

The Verdict

There is little need for us to congratulate each other on turning out eat this fine meal.  However at 21.58 this evening, Dr Stan texted Hector with the following message:

I think the curry we had was one of the most enjoyable I’ve had.’

Mr Holden, Dr Stan has spoken.  What has Bradford got to offer us now?

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The Urban Pind

Not an April 1st

On Hector’s last visit to The Urban Pind (18 Candleriggs, Glasgow, G1 1LD) the excellent value lunch menu was well appreciated.  This evening I was determined to try the a la carte menu.  The Chaps were putting out the Buffet as I arrived bang on 17.00.   They instinctively brought me the menu which got things off to a positive start.  I spotted the words ‘Desi’ and ‘Tawa’ and was nearly tempted then I found the meal for Hector: Lamb Lasun Handi.  The Lasun Handi is cooked in a clay pot, it is essentially a Stew.  Now given the recent visits to The Khyber, Scotland’s first Afghan restaurant, this was going to have to be good to have any chance of making an impression.  A Vegetable Rice was the accompaniment.

In the meantime a complementary Poppadom and a pot of Onion Chutney were presented.  The Onion Chutney contained small pieces of Cucumber too and was outstanding.  Cumin I believe was the underlying taste that made this so remarkable.  When the starter is good how often does the main disappoint?

There was no sign of the clay pot.  In Turkey when one orders such a meal the pot is brought to the table and smashed open before the diner.  There was no such ritual here.  I was instantly amused by the dish and the fact that there were ‘croutons’ of Garlic floating on top of the Masala.  Hector will now refer to this as Gravy.

Having flattened the Rice and not found that much of a Vegetable content I stated spooning the Lamb and the Gravy onto my plate.  Here we go … nothing.

There was an occasional Garlic blast. The Lamb was variable, some pieces tender, some pieces quite chewy.  At times like this one wonders if it is Lamb.   The portion was ample, it became quite frustrating trying to get the meat and Gravy out of the pot, in the end I didn’t bother.

I would possibly been a happy old Hector if I had stuck to the Karahi.

Nostalgia

About ten years ago Tony from the New Anand set himself up on Pollokshaws Rd, opposite the Allison Arms in a new venue: The India Gate.  The place is now Kebabish.  They had a Buffet.  In this Buffet was a Lamb Bhuna.  Never has so much Garlic been marinated into the Lamb.  They did maintain this quality for a while and then it declined.  I have tried everything to replicate this without luck.  However, that was a Curry.

 Update

Kebabish didn’t last long…  Tony, Mein Host at India Gate now runs Curry Haven in Strathaven.

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Hector scoops Curry Award

April 1st, 2011

Unbelievably, Hector is able announce that he has been unanimously voted  Curry Lover of the Year  for 2011.  This is all the more remarkable given the anonymity of ‘Hector’ who has sought no publicity and whose true identity is known to but a few.  However, with 30000 ‘hits’ in the first year perhaps this was to be exected, oops, modesty oot ra windae’

Hector especially wishes to thank his overseas readers who have taken the time to vote and cough up the postage to send back the required forms.  If anyone has not registered a vote then they may still do by downloading the form.  Hector shall be voting for Glasgow’s Yadgar Kebab House and in particular Mr Sha (correction, ‘Shah’) as Chef of the Year.

I am pleased to announce this on this very special day when the Curry-Heute Blog celebrates its first year of recording the splendor of Curry.  It is also two years today since a certain trip embarked on a tour of the Amercian west culminating in a trip to The Grand Canyon.  There were no Curry houses at this locus…

 

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Hector’s Home Cooking : Machi Masala

A Creamy Masala with fresh Trout

It is time to cook one of my favourite recipes; however, one cannot have this too often.  This meal is very rich and one can only guess at the calories.  Marg always enjoys this dish to the full: such is the praise, I become a great big insufferable old Hector.  Tonight the ‘Interesting Vegetables’  are New Potatoes and Pak Choi.

Having left in the spines of the Trout there was a need for the Abfälle pot.  Not so spicy and very creamy was Hector’s verdict.  So why does this go down so well?  It is all about the fish – Fish Curry – a life changing experience.

Marg speaks!

The dish looked as good as it tasted.  The sauce was thick and rich in flavour and had the usual kick as well.  Once the potato was mashed up it was able to soaked up the sauce.  The fish was very tasty and although the bones were still in the dish it did not spoil the eating.

Oh, so she didn’t say it was too hot, it wasn’t, surely…

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The Khyber – Carry On Eating

Dr Stan, Jonathan and Hector descended upon The Khyber (221 St. Andrews Road, Glasgow, G41 1PD) at 15.30, exactly one half hour before their official opening time.  Such was the confidence gleaned from my last visit: the staff are there setting up, and so they are open.

I had prepared the Chaps for a different experience.  To my surprise they both opted for the Dum Pukt over the Karahi – they were indeed prepared for something different.  The Dum Pukt is a definitely a ‘stew’ but spicier than anything prepared in a traditional UK household.  The recipe hails from Afghanistan and Northwest Frontier.  Having been taken by surprise on my last visit by the Lamb Karahi (on-the-bone) I was determined to see if the restaurant could impress me twice in a row – this is how one gains entry to the Recommended list.

The First Starters

The Boti Kebab is a Lamb delight.  Dr Stan took the advice, Jonathan selected the Mixed Starter which featured the Boti and the Chicken and Seekh Kebabs.  Hector has to confess that he could not face a Starter.  The butcher at the end of the street was advertising Stornoway Black pudding, I had to buy some, and then I had to sample it.  To have lunch prior to a Saturday Curry-Heute is not the norm.  And so I had to watch the Chaps get stuck in.

There was also the opportunity to further engage Mein Host in conversation.  I am slow at acquiring names.  I was told that an Australian turned up at the Khyber recently brandishing my review (presumably on his mobile device) as his reason for seeking out the place.  At the extreme north end of Pollokshields it is a bit off the beaten track, or a less than ten minute walk from Shields Rd Subway station.  If my Antipodean reader wishes to identify himself, then tell us what he thought of The Khyber.

The Robin

We have invented a new unit of time: The Robin.  This is the time period at which Robin thinks he has waited long enough for his main course to arrive, as soon as that time has elapsed he walks out.  (See the Huddersfield Curry entry.)  The main courses were therefore delivered comfortably within one Robin.

The Dum Pukt came as two servings despite the full Kilo being ordered (we were charged the combined price, well done) , the Lamb Karahi  looked decidedly different from my last visit.  This looked like a Curry.  With time to compare photographs I suspect my last experience was half Karahi half Dum Pukt.  The Karahi instantly hit the spot, a virtual explosion on the taste buds.  There are wonderful tastes in this dish, the herbs, the spices and the salt content was noted.  There was clearly more oil than the last meal I had and I would not describe this as ‘stew’ like.

The quantity was perfection.  One takes a portion to get started. This is topped up, and just as one would be finishing off a normal sized portion there is the extra which makes the meal truly wonderful.  I like half kilos!  And when the quality of the food is this stunning, gosh!  ‘Shoot me now!’ was my exclamation when I finally put down my fork.

This means that the Chaps were left eating what I described last time as something resembling and Irish Stew.  There was Lamb Chops and other Lamb pieces along with Tomatoes and Potatoes in their dish.  Jonathan and Dr Stan enjoyed the experience; next time will they have the Karahi?

Motion and Stills

Mein Host was amused by my thorough photographing of every dish presented.  He even took a photo of the three of us, something we do not ask for too often.  Enter Stephen, a freelance photographer who was on an assignment for The List, I believe. He photographed the restaurant, Mein Host and then us Chaps eating our way through 1.5 Kilo of meat.  At his suggestion more food was brought to the table, a pair of Chapli Kebabs along with a round of Mango Lassi – on the house  –  more photographs.  Even more food was brought from the kitchen and Dr Stan became the principal model.  We await the publication of next month’s List with interest.

The Second Starters

The Chapli Kebab?  Instead of Chicken a red meat had been used.  This was a very tasty addition to our feast; I managed no more than a sliver.  Jonathan did his best, Dr Stan ‘hoovered.’  The taste took me back to my first ever experience of Polish cooking courtesy of a primary school friend’s grandmother, Mrs Slotwinska. I recall aged six or seven being taken across the Clyde to Gorbals St where a Delicatessen was located.  Garlic Sausage, Kosher Gherkins, I wonder if this predates my first Curry?

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