Hector does Sushi

…for the first and the last time…

OK, Sushi is not Curry, but Hector does not eat Curry in every meal, surprisingly (?).
This was Barbara’s last night working at the Sushi House in the Union Square shopping development in Aberdeen. It was decreed that this is where we would have our next Aberdeen meal, in the company of the dear mother of said employee, Cath.
Hector will eat anything, except durian. Hector takes his food very seriously. There was clearly much preparation involved in this nouvelle cuisine style of ‘fast-food’. One of my favourite Woody Allen lines: “The food here is terrible.” “And yes, the portions are so small…” ..did not apply in terms of the food quality, but come on, how is a man meant to survive on this? This was not sparrow sized portions but portions commensurate with the appetite of a newly hatched sparrow.
The bill came, fortunately Cath was able to claim a 50% discount. Had she not, Hector would have been carried out on a stretcher.

More photos may follow… and no I did not go for a fish supper afterwards.

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Aberdeen – Jewel In The Crown

Hector has been monitoring the Aberdeen Curry scene for ten years.

There have been a significant number of new openings in the last five years or so, few have been recommended, some have disappointed: too pretentious pour moi!
Jewel In The Crown (145 Crown St, Aberdeen, AB11 6HP) is an outlet that Hector found for himself. It became a firm favourite instantly There was a dish approaching Hector’s Bradford idyll but it is no longer on the menu.

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An important piece of advice
Never order a bottle of sparkling mineral water at this establishment without establishng the price first. Two pints of Bier are probably cheaper! Yes I did take the empty bottle away with me and  I retain it to this day!

Thanks to a grid-lock in Glasgow’s Charing X area, it took Hector and Marg two hours to clear the city. This meant that our arrival in Aberdeen would be somewhat tardy. A carry out, or ‘Takeaway’ for our foreign readers, would be the only option.
Hector has three Aberdeen Curry Houses in his phone memory. Jewel In The Crown was en route. Without the aid of a menu I negotiated a Pakora for Marg and a Lamb Methi with Vegetable Rice for myself. It turned out that the Lamb Methi was not on the menu at all.    Why not?
The building was covered in scaffolding, not an attractive state of affairs for a basement premises. However, the place was stowed. They had said twenty five minutes, they meant it. At over £17 for this purchase one has to consider the Clydebank tea-time special at the New Café Punjab to be even more excellent value.

Marg assures me that her Pakora was freshly cooked and was crispy.
Seven pieces of Vegetable Pakora!
The Vegetable Rice is possibly the best I have encountered for some time in the UK, an array of interesting vegetables.
Ah, the Curry-Heute, it was more than adequate in portion size but it was nothing special at all.

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Home, home again, The Village, of Course!

Too oily…not green enough…
Despite contacting the usual interested parties for a 17.00 rendezvous, other people were apparently too busy to join Marg and Hector. But surprise , surprise, John was in situ, his peace was about to shattered. John is at The Village (Nelson St, Glasgow) as often as Hector but this was the first time we have ever been simultaneously.

John was awaiting the Saag Gosht, a dish he had thoroughly enjoyed on Sunday. As is typical tonight’s dish was not as green as he had 48 hours previously and was described as being too oily.

The dish was completed and John was gone before Hector’s Village Lamb Desi Korma and Marg’s Lamb Tawa made their appearance. An Aloo Paratha and the Vegetable Rice were the accompaniments.

This was very much a homecoming meal.
This week The Village Lamb Desi Korma has a distinct yellow hew.
The Tawa was exceptionally oily, indeed there was a lake of oil left at the base of Marg’s dish.

Later we made a rendezvous at the Society Rooms for the promised Jaipur. Neil ordered food: it was NOT a Curry!

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Tel Aviv – Tandoori – An Israeli Curry

This was the last night of the Grand tour of Sinai and Israel.

The self cooked curry at the Kibbutz Ashdot Ya’akov (Me’uchad) had acted as a stopgap. Jerusalem was a washout. Yes there was a Tandoori in the Crown Plaza but Google Maps does not locate this accurately. This was a branch of the Tel Aviv outfit, so the source was more appealing. Then there is the phantom location that Google Maps will take you to, but there is no curry there.

My last Curry in Tel Aviv was in 1985 overlooking the Mediterranean at Jaffa. The setting was splendid, the starters were excellent, the bread out of this world, the Curry was so bland…
Before finally deciding on the Tel Aviv Tandoori (2 Zamenshoff St, at Dizengoff Square), we did check out the cheap and cheerful Bombay on Allenby, alas it was closed and perhaps not appropriate for our final big night out. And as for the colour of the façade, well…
 So, Mr Google took us efficiently to Dizengoff and the Curry House was easy to locate. This was an impressive restaurant, but the question would be: is it Kosher? A Pizza in Eilat with three cheeses and no meat nearly finished me. Aha! a menu with Meat Curry and the option of creamy dishes. Not that I wanted one, but one does enjoy the choice.
The chap taking our order appeared to be the head honcho. There were new names so clarification was sought. In the end Hector ordered off the Specials Board: Masa Koddi (Goan beef).  I told him I wanted it hot, he understood. Marg ordered a more traditional Chicken and Mushroom. The Garlic Nan and the Vegetable Rice are our usual. However the starter was going to be different: Chicken Chat. The Chicken was served cold with a salad. This was indeed mountainous and very different from our norm. Hector to this day worries when the starters impress.

The main courses arrived after a suitable gap. Marg enjoyed her Chicken and Mushroom.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Masa Koddi was outstanding. The sauce was minimal and very thick. The Beef was magnificent. I have never had Beef so well cooked. There was a kick. Marg had a taste and instantly regretted it. This was what Hector  needed.

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Emek Hayarden – Kibbutz Curry #1 : Ashdot Ya’akov (M)

Having found no Curry Houses in Jerusalem, despite a twenty minute walk following a route to a phantom location courtesy of Google Maps, there was a distinct desire for a Curry. There was also a need for some home cooking. A couple of hours after arriving at Kibbutz Ashdot Ya’akov (Me’uchad) where I had spent many summers between 1980 and 1996, I found myself in a supermarket in Tiberias.

Somehow all the spice ingredients for a Curry materialised in my basket. The Chicken did look strange, it cannot be Halal, but it was certainly Kosher! A cauliflower was purchased at the Ichud shop next door as an – interesting vegetable.

As guests of Orit and Chaz there was a simple way to thank them for their hospitality : a Curry was to be cooked, Orit was far from enthusiastic. Hector held back with the Chilli, there is no point making a meal if nobody can eat it.

Chaz appears to be finding it hot, Orit was surprised that she could eat it. Other family members appeared and the kids especially got tore in.
The famous Middle Eastern herb mix – Za’atar – was used, this could be a feature of all home cooked Curry henceforth.

A feed at last … and after the meal five baskets were filled with leftovers…

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Sharm El Sheikh Tandoori – An Egyptian Curry

Hector and Marg : The 2010 Summer Vacation

There were to be four nights spent in Sharm El Sheik so a curry had to be found for at least one of these. Hector spotted signs advertising Indian restaurants but the locations meant little. The Dragon Group operate a chain of Thai/Sushi/Indian Curry Houses, outlets for which were spotted at the old market in Sharm itself at the Tiran Centre and in downtown Na’ama Bay. Tony Blair has been there more than once it would appear. What does he know about Curry-Heute? Where is his Curry Blog?
Other sources suggested that the award winning (why does every curry house win an award?) Tandoori Restaurant in the Camel Hotel Na’ama Bay would be worth a visit. This became Hector’s choice for the first curry of this trip.

The Bier Today
In the spirit of Bier Today, let it be noted that the Heineken here was the first draught bier of the holiday and the first truly cold one served anywhere…

The Onion Bhaji was strange, onion rings gone wrong could be the best description. It was neither Bhaji or Pakora. It tasted fine and was probably the last onion to be tasted this evening. The accompanying Popadoms came with the minimal of sauce.
Hector ordered the Lamb Madras and noted that the Lamb was appreciably dearer than the Chicken. The sauce had never seen an Onion, it was nowhere as bad as a Greek made curry experienced in Zakynthos some years back which was meat in Bisto, but it was getting towards this.  Marg had the Chicken Kurkach (this is a Polish word!?) which was more of a stir fry. Lots of Capsicum and very oily, just what Hector did not want. Marg occasionally tries to have something very different, sometimes this backfires.

The accompanying Vegetable Rice was sold as a Vegetable Biryani. The Garlic Nan was presented sliced.

On our second visit to Na’ama Bay we found another place on the front, The Maharaja, but this was after we had a wonderful meal at The Authentic Egyptian Restaurant.
And if wonderful meals are to be remembered, then there was a Curry in Luxor in 2008 at a restaurant in the south of the main drag and owned by a Yorkshire couple. This was memorable and should be sought out by anyone visiting this part of Egypt. Sadly Hector cannot verify the name but I believe it was located on El Madina El Monaora. Perhaps this is why all Curry-Heute is blogged.

But we still have the Photo…

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Glasgow – If it’s Sunday it’s Mother India’s Cafe

Hector had to be amused before the Germany – England match.

So Marg and I went to Mother India’s Café, again. This would be our last domestic Curry-Heute for some time. As a departure from the norm, Marg ordered the Fish Pakora to precede her Butter Chicken. This meant I was able to finally try the Butter Chicken and then enjoy the Lamb Massallum with Ladyfingers.
I portion of rice and two chapattis were sufficient to mop these up.
When will I taste the likes again?

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Superb, as ever.

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Absent Friends and Mr Boyd, at The Village

Six on a Saturday afternoon

The Calendar stated that this was the day of ‘Yvonne at The Ally’. Inevitably this meant joining Jonathan, Dr Stan and Hector for the Saturday ritual curry. Marg had her first free weekend in ages, and Mr Boyd arrived, eventually.
The Chapli Kebab was the only starter ordered, by Mr Boyd.

All six of us ordered – wait for it : The Village Lamb Desi Korma (three ‘hot’). The accompaniments were Pilau Rice, vegetable Rice and a Paratha.

All six dishes arrived together, and guess what? They were all the same colour, texture and presumably taste. This must be the most consistent presentation of this dish achieved in my presence in all of the visits. So the conclusion now is: this dish is light brown.

It is of course the best Curry in Glasgow!

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Banana Leaf, a new experience in Glasgow

Marg and Hector came across this place by chance some months ago when trying to find a parking space close to Mother India’s Cafe. The Banana Leaf (76B, Old Dumbarton Rd, Glasgow, G3 8RE) lies parallel to the road featuring Mother India Cafe, The Art Galleries, The Kelvin Hall and this splendid view of the alma mater, Glasgow University.

Marg makes no secret that she prefers the ambience of more upmarket locations. I had prepared her for the worst. I knew it would be a small place; however there was a small surprise in store.

There were three sizeable tables between the door and the serving counter. It would appear that the Banana Leaf specialises in takeaways and even outdoor catering. We sat at the middle table, two chaps behind took delivery of a rather impressive Dosa shortly after we had taken our seats. This would be different. So why we then set about ordering as close as we could find to our ‘normal’ choices is somewhat pathetic on our part.
The Menu was decidedly different from the norm, Indian names and not the Pakistani versions one normally experiences in Glasgow. The South Indian – Tamil Nadu – sourcing of the recipes was eagerly anticipated. No Chicken Tikka Masala here thankfully.

Hector asked the waiter what the difference was between the Lamb ChettinaduLamb Curry with Chettinadu Spices – and the Aattu Erachi Kozhambu- Lamb Curry made of special ground Chettinadu spices with a touch of pepper. I was told that the latter was a ‘stew’. The Lamb Chettinadu was chosen. This term was first encountered on the Specials Board at the Indian Mango in München. As is Blogged, this München Curry turned out to be one of the best I have ever tasted. Cue a culinary drum roll.

The Vegetable Pakora was finer in texture than the norm. Freshly cooked and a sufficiently large number of pieces for two to share. At £2 a bargain.
Sparkling water was not available so a jug of tap water was requested. Marg ordered a Mango Lassi, at £2 for a 250ml plastic cup this was not a bargain.

Marg selected the Chicken Chettinadu, well she was in München that day too. The waiter told us that the all the Chicken dishes were ‘on the bone’. This was off putting so Marg chose the Fish KozhambuTamilnadu special Curry made of tamarind juice and special spices.

We also ordered the PulihoraTamarind Rice finished with Lentils – despite being told that our dishes came with either Rice or two Chapatis. This Special Rice was £3.00 a portion, why so much?

Somehow we became sure that we would end up with an abundance of Rice but remained unsure as to whether the teatime special deal of ‘any Curry and two chapattis/rice for £4.99’ would limit the size of the portions.
The dishes were served on steel trays, no plates. One concludes this was a representation of the traditional eating from a – Banana Leaf – as is customary throughout Africa and Asia. The Rice was indeed abundant and had to be piled on top of the Curries.

The Lamb Chettinadu was decidedly hot. The sauce was thin and excessive perhaps. The Rice did soak this up in the end. The taste was instantly recognisable. This took Hector back to Sri Lanka when I ‘visited the Chef’ at the Lighthouse Hotel in Galle. Here the ingredients were the norm it was the preparation that was dramatic. The spices were not simply roasted before adding them to the onions, they were burned! This creates a very distinct and peppery taste. Indeed, the thinness of the sauce here makes me question the onion content.
I suspect this was a bit too much for Marg. The Fish Kozhambu was also fiery hot but the Fish did dominate the overall taste. Marg ate about half her meal which gave Hector the opportunity to finish this. This did not come anywhere the splendour of the Indian Mango in München.
It is my intention to support the Café restaurants in the region who attempt to produce something different. The List (Glasgow’s ‘what’s on ‘magazine) has clearly been a major player in the survival of this outlet. They have been ‘nearly’ winners. This was very much ‘a nearly’ experience.

The surprise? On leaving a chap came out of the adjacent doorway. There is an overspill which must sit another dozen or so people.

A challenge : Jonathan and I should take this place by storm some Saturday and order an array of (Vegetable?!) dishes and discover what the Banana Leaf is really about.

Once again the nearby University Café (Byres Rd) was visited for ‘dessert’. I asked for a ‘large’ wafer: this is what I was given. Imagine walking along the street trying to eat this in a dignified manner.

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Cafe Salma, Revisited

It was Hector’s turn to select the venue for Curry-Heute. After the sheer extravagance of The Indian Gallery, the much more affordable Café Salma (523 Sauchiehall St, G3 7PQ) : at Charing X!) was the chosen venue.
That they do not have an alcohol licence does not bother Hector, but no cider for Alan?
The staff at Café Salma were all dressed in Moroccan style costumes and wearing the fez. Having booked a table I was surprised to see the place so quiet. We were offered a table downstairs in the recently developed Moroccan Room. This appears quite authentic but there is something missing, em the aroma… Around the Mediterranean most eating places have the stale smell of incense – josticks. Perhaps the smoke free rules have backfired somewhat here.


The staff was certainly attentive, the drinks were ordered as the complementary Popadoms and spiced onion were presented.
Fish Pakora, how can one resist? We didn’t : two portions between the three of us.


Alan ordered the chicken Jalfrezi : Garlic, ginger, peppers, onions and bullet chillies (spicy). Tracey ordered something quite different, the Shahi Bhuna : Tikka pieces of meat cooked with garlic, ginger, peppers, onions, boiled egg and special herbs. The hardboiled egg was the feature of this dish, certainly a novel addition. The presence of Capsicums in a Curry would prevent Hector ordering this.
Hector had tasted Marg’s Garam Masala : Garlic butter, warm spices and fresh coriander, on his last visit. This had to be experienced in full. This dish is magnificent. The texture, quantity and taste were all perfect.
The proprietor Hassan, had told us last time that we should have ordered the Garlic and Coriander Nan. Two of these were dispatched this evening with no difficulty. A Special Rice was also shared.


At the end of the meal there were lots of thanking and handshaking from the staff. Hassan himself made a point of thanking us on our departure.

The two occasions that I have visited Café Salma have impressed greatly. The food is excellent. The Moroccan dishes as featured on the Café Salma website are also attractive. Why the fish dishes cost twice the price of a Curry has yet to be established. Maybe they are that good!

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