Saravanaa Bhavan (468 Sauchiehall St, Glasgow G2 3LW) declared its imminent opening in the middle of last year, it took a while. An international chain serving Vegetarian South Indian Cuisine only, not exactly a pull factor to have Hector visit, but in keeping with maintaining the full coverage of all venues Glasgow, it had to be done. Potentially, I had two fellow diners this Saturday afternoon, one expected to dine on the Southside, the other’s cry was – nae meat.
Nae Meat – these pages will never celebrate those who continuously deny themselves this source of protein. That historically, due to inherent poverty, Meat was not available to the masses, fair dos. Anyway, this is Glasgow, Ranjit’s Kitchen aside, Vegetarian Curry Houses have come and gone.
Last night, Marg and Hector watched The Founder, the story of the chap who did not establish a well known Hamburger chain, but was responsible for their growth into a multinational company, taking all the glory, and the money. The story of The (actual) Founder of Saravanaa Bhavan is similarly nefarious: died in 2019 after being convicted and sentenced for orchestrating the murder of an employee’s husband in an attempt to marry the man’s wife, who had rejected his proposal, leaving the ownership now in the hands of his estate or successors … a possibly reliable online source of information reveals.
Arriving at 15.00, what better time to eat, many evidently agreed. The seating area front of house was full of family groups with a corresponding number of weans. I stood for a few minutes before a waiter came to greet.
A table for one – having instructed me to take a seat in the waiting area before disappearing to the rear of the restaurant, he didn’t return. Nor did I sit, why become invisible? I was moments from leaving when a charming waitress led me straight into the restaurant towards the rear. The large room there was busy, I saw three tables free. However, I was given a small table between the front and rear, two metres from the loudest wean, great. As I squeezed in, I noted the four tables, in this almost secluded section, were occupied by indigenous British, the rest of the restaurant, Indian.
Segregation then, why?


During my wait at the entrance, there was time to take in a poster. It revealed that today, January 17, a special Pongal Thali was being served, pre booking only. Pongal is the harvest festival, in case there’s anyone who did not know this. Pongal is celebrated by the cooking of – new Rice. Now we know.
I wouldn’t be having that then, but Thali was very much in Hector’s mind. Two Curry items on the menu had caught the eye whilst researching: Aloo Palak (£8.95) and Mushroom Rogan Josh (£8.95). Whilst an Interesting Vegetable is always welcome as part of any Curry, the thought of these without Meat/Fish did not feel right. In the – Rice – section of the menu – Sarvananaa Special Meals (£10.95) (not to be shared) should have Diversity, and hopefully let me choose the aforementioned Curry items. The Puri option also enticed. That was the plan.
Wading through the menu, it took a few minutes to find my meal of choice. A metal jug of water, already on the table, was soon complemented by a metal goblet, brought to the table by the chap who had abandoned me earlier.
Lots of staff, serving the back room, yet it was my original waitress who came to take the Order. I established that Aloo Palak and Mushroom Rogan Josh were possible as the two Curry options in the Dish, what a strange moniker. As I began to feel pleased with myself, so deflation was immediate.
Not today, Pongal Thali only.
So much for – pre booking only – and why had the waitress permitted the development of our conversation re – Saravanaa Special Meals?
Pongal Thali it would be then.
Do you want bread?
It doesn’t come with bread?
Only later did I capture the photo of the components, therefore there was no knowledge of what I was committing myself to. I was invited to turn around and study the table behind me. The enthusiasm of these diners was infectious, I was encouraged to play along and was assured there would be plenty food and, no Bread was required.

As I waited, I took in my surroundings. Quite a place, I was never here when it was a bar. Indeed, this was the first time I had set foot in any part of the Beresford, possibly Glasgow’s most famous art deco building.
The family group behind me to my left took their leave. The weans had gone, the atmosphere in the restaurant improved dramatically.
Why am I here? – had drifted through the mind, now I was game for anything, bring it on!
Pongal Thali
A large, round Thali tray was presented, with most of the contents obscured by a Poppadom, fork, spoon and what I took to be a Banana Leaf in the poly bag. I took a serviette, opened it, then laid it flat on the table. The Poppadom/Appalam was broken up and arranged on the serviette. Maybe later, probably not.
Fifteen Pots were arranged around the centre of the tray, a central eating area? The centre featured a Banana, a Fritter/Doughnut and a stalk. The Hector does not eat any Banana which no longer features green skin. Too Sweet, wrong Texture. The stalk I took to be Bamboo, Hector is a Hound, not a Panda.
I opened the poly bag, not a Banana Leaf but some other evergreen leaf. Still, I assumed this was my – plate.


A waiter brought a – Special Drink – along with a sachet on which was written – Betel Nut. The drink, I have now established as being Paanagam, was cold, Gingery, flat. Not appetising.
As the people behind me departed, so the lady admired my use of the leaf, she hadn’t though of that. She warned me about the Betel Nut, her husband suggested Tamarind as an ingredient of the Special Drink which he described as a palate cleanser. Paanagam has both Ginger and Tamarind, we were both right. The Banana was for Dipping they revealed/suggested, the stalk was Sugar Cane, aka Karumbu. Why slave, sugar plantation workers with metal plates fixed to their mouths to stop them eating, came to mind, who knows. On turning it over, it still looked like Bamboo, not for me. Why eat Sugar?
The Betel Nut, was this the – Vethalai Pakku? This was never touched.
Nearest me were two Rice Pots, with a third top left. Why three? Why Stodgy Rice? This was even worse than the Rice served by Hector forty years ago before the microwave guaranteed discrete grains. I tried one, Sweet, I tried another, Sweet, wtf? Get them off the tray.
And so to the Curry Pots, or were they?
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I saw nothing resembling my original hoped for Aloo Palak or Mushroom Rogan Josh. Black Chana I recognised, Marg had a Curry based on this at Shahi Mahal last year. Chickpeas, not my favourite, but at least familiar. Seasoned, earthy, Black Chana Sundal is the given name of this creation.


At this point, the Hector has to reveal that the names attributed to each Pot have been added a posteriori. The Banana and the tiny Pot of Chilli, whose size suggested all one needed to know, were the only components I could identify with confidence. The Tamil names were completely unknown, Hector knows his menus in Punjabi/Urdu. I have hopefully matched most, but with degrees of freedom remaining and the visual clues not matching the found written, who knows. The joy of a Blog versus a magazine article, errors can be sorted. Those who do know, please advise.


The Fritter was doughy, but not a Doughnut, no sweetness here. This was Thayir Medu Vadi – I can reveal with confidence, and made from Lentils and Yoghurt. The Pot, top right, with the brown liquid was begging to have the Thayir Medu Vadi dipped in it. Now we had sweetness, this Pot was removed from the tray.
With three Pots set aside, the waitress was back to check on my progress. On explaining that I was isolating the Sweets, she removed another, bottom right, which did look Sugary.
Next, I’ll call it Vegetable Soup, a Sambar, I was told. Sambar Satham – is written, again, with confidence. This was significantly different from a Shorva, more solids. In terms of Flavour, not much happening here.
This left three to four Pots as yet untouched. Where was Hector’s dinner?


The Pot with the Dry looking cuboids, I considered to be Kothu, chopped Roti, with Peas as served here. Nope, this was not Bread. It wasn’t Meat, Tofu? If this was Tofu, a first encounter, you can keep it. Hector Holmes has interpreted this as – Senai Kilangu Poriyal – or – Elephant Yam, which features chopped Tamarind. I prefer the Sauce, by far.


What I took to be a Daal featured some Carrot. A decent kick, here, some flavour, pleasant – Kathamba Kootu aka Pongal Kootu, is my best match. Another source suggests seven Vegetables could/should feature: Potato, Sweet Potato, Broad Beans, Raw Banana, Pumpkin, Ash Gourd and Lima Beans. Not that many here.
The remaining Pot, at three o’clock, had a definite South Indian warmth. Finally, something I would happily have eaten a full plate of.
Vengaya Pulusu – Egglant, Tamarind, featured in the given list, I found nothing that could have been this.
Tapas/Thali, if anything, the above confirmed that this is not my thing. I wanted my dinner.
Time for Dessert.


The cold Stodgy Rice with Cashews is apparently – Sakkarai Pongal. Then there was the cold Stodgy Rice, with Pomegranate Seeds, The Seeds tempered the Sweetness elsewhere. The next Stodgy Rice featured Black Peppercorns and Curry Leaves. Vanilla is what registered on Hector’s palate. This was – Ven Pongal aka Khara Pongal, a savoury Rice Pudding.
Khara! We’re back talking the language Hector is familiar with: Khara, Salt/Seasoning!
Apart from the Savoury, all the Sweet Dishes tasted familiar, essentially Kheer variants. Sweet, same underlying Flavour.
Paasi Paruppu Payasam, Kalkandu Pongal, Milagu Pongal could not be differentiated. Insert where appropriate.
As illustrated, various combinations were tried. There was no escaping the fact, I was left with a mass of cold food, not my preferred way of eating.
Some Pots were emptied, some less so. More Diverse than Interesting – may summarise the meal, an experience, with Hector still at the bottom of this learning curve and likely to stay there. There is little desire to eat this style of Food. This is Curry-Heute, it’s about Curry. Only two Pots were considered to be as such. As with my first and only Sushi experience, can I go for my dinner now?
How was the food? – asked the waitress who cleared the table.
Different.
The Bill
£19.99
The Aftermath
The Calling Card presented to the waitress who had looked after me. I admitted, my field of expertise is Curry, not Thali.
The waitress suggested I return for – Dosa. Maybe, one day.
Without Meat? Probably not.


With the array outlined to Marg later, there was an emphasis on the Sweet element.
That might be my best meal, ever – she exclaimed.
I presented the Banana. Marg eats yellow Bananas, even with black bits.
2026 Menu






In 2021, there were eight 

As Marg went off to check the facilities, so he
Given the choice of tables in the otherwise empty restaurant, we chose the corner, window table.
This has been a common occurrence in visits to 



Both Breads halved and in one basket. Better than quartered, but why not – whole?


No karahi, a ceramic dish, why? Coriander Ginger Strips and sliced Bullet Chillies topped the plateful. The Texture of the Masala revealed the presence of Yoghurt. With the peripheral Oil at an acceptable level, no panic, and no watery residue either.
This statement is not to be taken lightly.
Mid meal, I piled everything to one side of the plate to see how much Oil would drain to the other. Acceptable, and so all was stirred, carry on, Hector.
The same
I studied the Potato, it was not discoloured to any depth, so cannot have been left to sit and absorb Spice, hence Flavour, as in my favoured Curry Cafes. 
She dreams of Kashmiri Tea – was my remark to the waitress when 

At the start of each year, the Hector is faced with the challenge of getting around all the Southside Curry Cafes, both to show my face and update the menu tag, this time to – 2026.
Original Khyber (69 Kilmarnock Road, Shawlands Glasgow G41 3YR)
Arriving first, I took a table well inside the cafe/restaurant, and beyond the only two sit-in customers who would leave shortly. Eight years, have either of us changed?
I had time to study the menu.
Not Garlic Nan (£2.50) – Bill insisted – the Garlic overwhelms.
We were on the same page, a Plain Nan (£1.49) each would suffice, to start anyway. Curry with Bread v Bread with Curry, to each, our own approach.
Tap water was the liquid accompaniment.
A chap behind the counter asked if we wanted two half kilos, or one large. Large of course, and this is the only time the Hector actually enjoys sharing, anything. 

The two Naan were brought in separate baskets, quartered. They must have been huge before cutting. Risen, puffy blistered, Tandoori teardrop-shaped originally, most enjoyable. Next time, whole please. 
A Curry that is almost – grey. Nothing red goes into the making of this marvel. Onions, black pepper, ginger – says the menu. And a lot of skill and patience. I have tried.
I had taken about a third of what I would eventually eat, to start. The residue emanating from the Meat and Masala was as much juice as Oil. No great Flavour coming from this. Oh.
I proudly took a photo of the empty karahi, it has been quite some time since I shared-the-kilo with only one fellow diner. I didn’t feel Lambed-out either.
Being visit #2, no 


The – Silly Season – officially ends tomorrow, the feast of – The Epiphany.
First to arrive and no sign of Vini, Mein Host, the rest of the staff certainly recogni

Poppadoms, Mango Chutney and a towering pot of Spiced Onions were on the table in an instant, how it should be. Peter spotted the price of these on the menu – you have been here before.

Hector was sticking to the Curry that triggered so many return visits – Desi Lamb on-the-bone (£12.95) with the favoured Mushrooms (Rice) (£3.90). And yes, I have tried most of the items on the
As we were here – to dine – Marg proposed we all share Mixed Pakora (£10.50). With three pieces
The complimentary Poppadoms etc. taken care of, the Mixed Pakora duly arrived. The ladies took care of the Salad elements and purloined most of the Haggis, one component the Hector had dismissed. If Hector desires Haggis Pakora, then a single Haggis from any Fish & Chip shop is surely comparable?
One piece of Vegetable Pakora, double fried, OK, and two pieces of Fish Pakora was my allocation. Fresh Fish Pakora cannot be beaten. That
There was a sufficient gap between Starters and Mains. Hot plates were presented, the joy of being in an actual restaurant. 

The Bread at
Dark, thick, earthy, with menacing Lentils to the fore – is how I expect a Daal Makhani to appear.
The resemblance to the Daal Makhani was observed by all, another Creamy, Soupy creation. There did not appear to be much Chicken relative to the quantity of Masala. Wendy was satisfied with some of Marg’s Rice and a piece of the Naan. Maybe this Curry called for a huge, puffy Naan for a dipping fest?
Wendy – It was ideal for me. Creamy with a sweet and sour kick. I coupled this with the Daal which was great. Both very filling.
Extra Desi – said the waitress as she presented my Curry, not Peter’s. The difference was even more whole Green Chillies. Hence, the Spice Level of the Curry was self administered. I left one Chilli.
Sucky Bones were to the fore, the Meat falling off. There was no need to count, the plentiful Lamb was self evident. The Meat to Masala ratio was therefore commendable.
The Masala was speckled with Herb, in time a piece of Star Anise was revealed, Desi confirmed.
The Spiced Onion was the most potent thing I had this evening, maybe it should have been avoided. Had the Spiced Onion already stymied the taste-buds?
The Masala could have been identical to that served with the Desi Lamb.
A large plate with my Masala Fish Curry and a good-size of Mushroom Rice completed my dinner. The rice added good textures to my thin masala sauce. The fish pieces were numerous and tasty, cooked in the onion and tomato gravy 

There was but a scrap of Naan left on the table at the conclusion of the meal. Marg had her Chai. In the otherwise empty restaurant we were under no pressure to depart.
A second visit to 
The serving chap confirmed that I would be sitting in, Mushroom Rice (£4.00) was duly added to the Order. In time a glass of water became part of the equation.
I’ll put on the heater – was the added welcome as I took my seat. When the door opens, there is no escape from the cold blast. One is here for the food, not the ambiance. 


Topped with two Ginger Strips, n
The Masala, if there was one in there, was the alternative approach to presenting this Curry. The opposite of what I had enjoyed at
The Seasoning today seemed desperately low, at least the Spice built towards something that was decidedly Curry and therefore beyond 

After the success of
With a table booked for 19.00, the three travellers arrived minutes before. Dr. Henry arrived wearing his legendary hat, the first it has been seen for a while, and a reflection of just how 

With my back to the kitchen window, I had a different perspective from last time. An Indian family occupied a large table between 

I made a point of noting the Spicy Curry options on the menu.
A few more diners arrived, the tables nearer the door where we sat last year were all that remained. A bit draughtier there, but hey-ho, there was plenty of heat to share at Priya.

Tasty Pilau, and the sliced fresh Mushrooms impressed,
A bit thin perhaps, so on the crispy side, not fluffy, but the burnt blisters were there.
Not the largest of karahi, but as with the Rice bowl, deceptive. I note the menu has dropped the suggestion of ordering three main courses between two diners. Nine pieces of Meat, one of which would be halved, sufficient, and reflected in the price. Furthermore, on the Takeaway menu (below), Methi Gosht et al are charged at £13.95, a larger portion then?
This Masala was exactly how the Hector seeks his Methi Gosht. The menu makes it clear, a Tomato base, so not the mash of Herbs and – where’s the actual Masala – that some venues present.
Rara Gosht
Again consistency was evident. This Curry resembled a deluxe Keema, served properly, with a Minimal Oil residue. Specks of a Herb, then pieces of Onion protruded from the thick combination of Meat and Masala. Another rich Curry.
Marg: A dish of very tender meat with minced lamb which was full of flavour and very rich in taste. There was onion and coriander throughout the meal and a crispy coriander Naan complemented the meal. I added some Mushroom Rice to give the dish more texture. I did leave some of the extra oil in the karahi. Overall, a very enjoyable experience.
Yellow, Creamy, Soupy, and topped with Coconut, a Curry for those who like th
Lamb Saag Madras
The seemingly huge dried Red Chilli on top of the Curry was the distinguishing feature between this Curry and the Methi Gosht. Whether there was purely Spinach here, or a blend of Herbs a la 

Some of us thought the meal was over, Marg had other ideas. Indian Tea (£2.95) was duly ordered, and thankfully delivered timeously. Not that we were in a rush to go next door. 

One could tell which one Dr. Henry’s Korma came from, as for the rest of us, hopefully from the smaller pots to the right. The Big Pot on the left looked fierce. Such is Restaurant Curry, the alternative to the ready Curry on display in trays in Hector’s favoured Curry Cafes.
Nav was already at the door as we departed. A photo felt obligatory. Marg managed not to ask him why the weans had been given Maltesers and she hadn’t. 




If this is not the final
On the train in towards Partick, yes a train, operating, unlike for the good people of Helensburgh who are being kept prisoner this week, I showed 



The presumed younger brother of Simrat departed with a substantial delivery. Others came in to collect. One chap ordered then stood outside, such that our dining experience would not be disturbed by his close presence indoors. Here we are, mid winter, and the age of thoughtfulness maintains. This is Glasgow. 



Lamb Karahi
I made sure at the point of ordering that the first criterion in the
Eight pieces of Meat were arranged over the Mushroom Rice. Each would be halved, no knife required. I couldn’t help but make a comparison with the portion served along the road on Saturday at 

Decidedly Soupy in comparison to the Karahi, I was surprised that Marg did not take more Rice. For Hector, this Curry needed Rice, for others, a Dipping Fest.
Marg – The Lamb dish had a fairly thin sauce but it was full of flavour and left the lips tingling. A good kick of ginger and with some mushroom rice from Hector I was able to mop up all the juice. 

It comes as two – was the explanation when Hector found himself staring at the smallest Dessert bowl ever. A Soupçon, a sufficient Soupçon. So much for leaving with Clove still on the palate. 

Curry Fi (450 Dumbarton Road, Glasgow G11 6SE), the latest addition to the
It was 14.30 when I entered Curry Fi. The young waitress greeted, even offered in situ, however, a small table mid room was accepted. The A3 laminated menu was already on the table.
Lamb served on-the-bone, no mention of Coconut, could this be the almost fabled – Lamb Desi Qorma?
For those who might choose Bread, a Plain Naan (£2.50) is the same price as a Tandoori Roti, strange. However, the Garlic & Coriander Naan, at £2.99, suddenly looked to be good value. But then sizes/style/quality are unknown. 

I settled down for the wait. I never did see the Chef, but somebody was clearly busy in the kitchen. I took in the décor. Another Glasgow muriel (sic), this one had
The choice of music amused. Sixties schmalz, sorry, classics. All covers, no original artists, so Dean and Frank were having the day off? 

Behold, a solitary Coriander Leaf, a swirl of something Creamy, and a piece of Meat breaking the surface of this definitely Soupy Curry. A Soupy Curry is what was expected on my last outing – 
A Peppery blended Masala, no sign of Citrus, so not the Desi Qorma I had hoped for. Once again, appraise what actually sits before me. A decent Kick, the Seasoning seemed to be lacking initially, this was reconsidered as progress was made. A well Seasoned Curry.
A Peppery, Creamy Curry, I know a lady who would love this. It’s a pity Marg tends to join me for Curry on a Monday when Curry Fi is closed.
Curry Fi, a Mainstream Curry House, in the 

Karahi Gosht may well be the Curry which features most in these pages, however, Lamb Desi Qorma conveys the greatest satisfaction. With the demise of 
Meanwhile, Jazzy had complimentary Poppadoms and Spiced Onions on the table in a flash. Marg would ask for Mango, which was soon presented.
Soft drinks (£2.95) for everyone, five bottles of Sparkling Water (350ml) and one Irn Bru. With the choice of two available, I could still hear –
For accompaniments, the
Served in quarters, Marg worked out that if she took her declared one slice, that left three for everyone else. So when she took a second piece, it was the Hector who lost out. What is this sharing lark anyway?
Nephew got into the act and took the group photo.



Sitting opposite Dr. Stan, we looked at the presentation of the karahi, starting at our end of the table.
What a lot of Lamb, my count reached fifteen substantial pieces of Meat. Dr. Stan’s bone debris pile rapidly built up, the Hector definitely had more Meat than seen across the table. Marg would offload some Meat in my direction then Stewart’s, way too big a portion for her to manage.
The Tenderest of Meat, leg of Lamb, suggested by the bones. A subtle Creaminess emerged, but not the hoped for – Citrus – associated with the Yoghurt in a Desi Qorma. 




With Marg still up north, an opperchancity to have the second frozen Curry from
Lamb Bhuna, cooked from frozen, I found myself asking why. Last time, for the
Once again, the detail given for the ingredients astonishes. No secrets here. 60% solids, half of which is Lamb. 105g of Meat, a – portion for one – not in Hector’s House. 

Six decent sized pieces of Meat, without the Plantain there simply would not have ben enough – lumps – to make a meal.