Wroclaw – Indieflavours – Mainstream Euro-Curry

Unlike two days ago, back in Poznan, today the Hector had a Curry to review. Howard’s place has been taken by James who was last tested at Akbar’s (Glasgow). Wroclaw appears to have a new Curry House on every visit, today’s was the thirteenth venue visited. Whilst the Curry Cafes are closer to the main station, the Indian Restaurants are scatted around the Old Town – Stare Miasto.

Indieflavours (Odranska 18/19 50-113 Wroclaw, Polska) is found to the north-west of the Old Town, metres from an imposing university building which will have to be investigated at another date.

A few steps down from street level, Indieflavours has a contemporary décor. The brick walls are a long way from the flock wallpaper we grew up with. Indieflavours seats around twenty.

The menu proved to be difficult to capture on camera, the varied results are as ever, posted at the foot of this post. With only three Lamb Dishes to choose from and one of them Korma (Zl47), Hector options were then two. Whilst Fish appears in the Starters section, there was no Fish Curry.

Lamb Shank Masala (Zl58) is what brought the Hector to Indieflavours, Lamb served – on-the-bone. Nihari – is what I was hoping for, the given description sounded promising: Slow-cooked Lamb shank infused with aromatic spices, drizzled with robust sauce scented with Nutmeg, Mace, Cinnamon, Bay Leaf.

I like the capitalisations, very much in the Curry-Heute style.

James, whose appetite I should envy, was having a Starter before his customary Butter Chicken (Zl36), or variation thereof.  Chilli Chicken (Zl34) would precede this. People like Chicken.

To accompany, a Butter Naan (Zl11) for Hector, a Garlic & Coriander Naan (Zl13) for James. I was pleased to see a 0.75 bottle of Sparkling Water (Zl15) on offer, rehydration is always a feature of these trips. James ordered a Lemonade (Zl9).

A charming lady was front of house. There was no reaction when I ordered my main course preceded with – Nihari.

I had to bide my time to capture a photo of the interior of Indieflavours. A family group, with a remarkably quiet infant, took their leave. Here was the moment thereafter.

James’ Starter duly arrived.

Chilli Chicken

Given the price, I had warned James  that this could be close to the volume of a main course. There was no surprise when a dozen-plus pieces of Chicken were presented incorporating the Big Onion Blobs and the dreaded Capsicum. Clearly a stir-fry, one wonders why this had not been served on a sizzling platter.

James waded in. It soon became apparent that he was eating the Chicken and Onion, but leaving the Capsicum. That’s my boy.

I don’t like Green Pepper – he informed me.

I assured him, that despite what is written in these pages, I actually do, and eat Capsicum often, but never with the Spices involved in the creation of Indian food. The aftermath is horrible.

I was invited to sample a piece of Chicken, it was as expected. Shrouded in the universally available red Chilli Sauce, the Flavour outcome belonged to that populous land to the east of the Indian Subcontinent. Maybe out of place in a venue which calls itself Indieflavours?

That was good – was James’ final words on his Starter as I took another photo just to prove a point.

The mains arrived without much of a gap.

The Breads were both both needlessly cut into three pieces. Risen, puffy, blistered, quality bread. I would mange two pieces.

After the Breads and Mains were brought, so two bowls of Basmati appeared. I had previously studied the menu for any refreeze of inclusive Rice, the European way. If it was there, it was lost in non-translation. My Rice bowl remained untouched. James managed both Rice and Bread. Oh to be thirty again. Question: if I eat half as much, why am I twice as large?

Butter Chicken

Behold an orange, Soupy Masala featuring a swirl of Cream, then topped with flaked Almonds. With Cashews mentioned in the description, not a Curry for anyone with a Nut allergy. The given description also mentioned – Fenugreek.

Ah, Methi!  Why was there no Methi Gosht?

If this Curry was cooked as per description on the menu, then this could well be as good an interpretation of Butter Chicken as I have encountered. Not that I was about to sample it. The integrity of the Hector palate had to be retained.

James, who one day might graduate towards a more demanding Curry, ate the lot then offered these words:

Soupy, it had some sort of nuts in it. The previous chicken (Chilli) was better. This had no spice.

There’s hope, not a lot.

Lamb Shank Masala

Having seen photos online of the Lamb Shank encrusted with Spice, I had high hopes. My photo shows but a Lamb Shank smothered in the accompanying Masala. This was what  it was, Nihari it wasn’t.

The Masala was the standard Euro Masala encountered throughout the Continent. Creamy, viscous, a step up from the above Dish perhaps.

Tangy – was my first observation in terms of Flavour, well maybe after – Creamy. No real depth of Flavour was my reaction. The Spice was at a decent level, the Seasoning well within acceptable parameters.

Do you like the food? – asked our hostess.

It’s OK – was my fair response.

There was nothing here not to like, so far,  competent Curry.

The Meat was easily removed from the bone with a fork. A knife did then have to be employed to separate some pieces of Lamb into manageable sizes.

Super-Tender Meat, but giving back no Spice at all. Infused with aromatic spices – I was not getting this. That the Lamb Shank had been cooked separately from the Masala was not being denied here, maybe there was just a juxtaposition on the palate?

Monotonous – I found myself considering once more. It’s what one has to accept when having but Meat & Masala. Is the Hector palate moving towards Biryani/Sabzi?

As I reached my fill, so there was a burst of Flavour, from Meat or Masala I shall never know. Cumin – had become quite pronounced. Had I encountered a motherlode of Seeds? A humble start reached a more impressive finish.

The Bill

Zl176 (£35.20) For, in effect, three main courses and sundries, not bad at all.

The Aftermath

The Calling Card was presented to the ever so charming Hostess who asked if I was German. The – Heute – was explained.

She also then appreciated why I had taken the exterior photo on arrival and looked forward to reading my review.

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Poznan – Mata Indian Restaurant – You Couldn’t Make This Up

The first time I dined at Mata Indian Restaurant (Wroclawska 25, 61-833 Poznan, Polska), I treated myself to a Vegetable Biryani as an accompaniment to my Curry. Knowing this would lead to the inevitable Euro Mountain of Rice, I can only conclude I was hungry. Today, I managed to persuade Howard to join me at Mata and share the Vegetable Biryani, sold by weight. Dare we go for the larger portion (Zl35)?

Howard was waiting for me in the basement as I entered Mata at 16.15. Mein Host directed me downstairs to join my friend. The lighting seemed better this afternoon, a better atmosphere and no TV to distract. Howard was sitting alone at the far end of the room.

As before, the menu was an A3 laminated sheet.

With five Fish options, this became the focus of my attention. I decided to be brave and go for Andhra Fish (Zl45) with the three Chilli rating. Howard chose the meat equivalent – Andhra Mutton (Zl45).

Note that in Europe, Fish Curry tends to be cheaper than Meat.

As we waited for Mein Host to take our Order, another group of diners took their places behind me. In time, Mein Host appeared at our table.

The Order was relayed, the response unbelievable.

No Fish, no Mutton, only Chicken.

Apparently, the delivery chap hadn’t come. So why not go out and get supplies?

I made it clear that I was not about to order a Chicken Curry. 

No Fish, no Mutton, no Hector.

We left. 

Having chosen to return to Mata was in the belief that this was the best Poznan Curry House found in recent times. There would be no Curry Heute., instead we ate Polish at Wiejskie Jadlo.

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Berlin – Punjabi Zaiqa – Not Their Best Day

The majority are flying tomorrow, directly to Wroclaw for Festival Dobrego Piwa, not Hector. Flying to Berlin, then having a day en route in Poznan, ticks way more boxes. And a day in Berlin presents the opperchancity to have Curry at Punjabi Zaiqa (Tromsöer Strasse 6, 13359 Berlin Deutschland). This is how far Hector will go to secure the elusive Lamb Desi Korma.

Arriving at 15.30, Aniq, as ever, was manning the counter. Curry was on display, I still wonder how they transform this into what is served. It was only on the last Berlin trip that it was established that Aniq’s English is way better then my Deutsch. Today, no messing, I could ask for exactly what I wanted.

Lamb Desi Korma (€12.90) with Bones. Rice, no Bread. Above medium Spice, and a smaller Rice portion than is normally given. This was duly recorded. I helped myself to a litre bottle of Ginger Ale (€3.50) from the fridge. I have never had this with Curry. Indeed, it was only on RTW-80 that drinking Ginger Ale by the pint became a norm. Securing a litre bottle at this price makes a mockery of the – Splits – sold in pubs. 22ºC today, and it’s only going to get warmer. A cold, refreshing drink, joy.

I took a table at the rear of the premises. A sewing lady was beavering away at the window.

I soon realised that an accompanying chap was replacing the green seat covering with grey. No bad thing. The food did not take long to appear.

The Rice had been reigned in, a bit. Still more than I could ever eat, but today, less waste.

Lamm Korma mit Knochen

The heart sank. What was this? The karahi was full of Shorva, where was the Meat? Three pieces of Meat? OK, they were large and each piece was subsequently cut into three, but in terms of presentation, this bore no resemblance to the wonderful Curry that has made me make a beeline to Osloer Strasse every time I come to Berlin. I felt like ordering the same again to make my point.

I sampled the Shorva, a decent Spice Level, and the Seasoning was fine. The expected blast of Citrus was not happening. I ate on. Tender Lamb, but not giving anything back other than its own Meatiness. This Curry was a pale imitation of what has come before.

Towards the end, and that was coming all too soon, there was a sense of Citrus on the palate. However this Curry was far from potent in terms of Flavour. It may be a long way to Tipperary, it’s even further to Berlin. This was a disappointing visit to Punjabi Zaiqa. Next time it will be back to Lamm Karahi (€14.90), if they muck that up, words will be had.

The Bill

€16.80 (£14.29)

The Aftermath

Aniq has become used to seeing me here. I advised him that I shall be back next month. And so to the other attraction that Berlin has to offer.

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Glasgow – Curry Pot – Amongst The Tastiest Indian Takeaways You Will Find In The West End

… of course, the Hector was at Curry Pot (139 Dumbarton Rd., Glasgow, G11 6PR) not for Takeaway, but to sit in, and for this there is a different menu.

Having avoided the imminent thunderstorm, it was 14.00 when I reached Partick Cross and the venue which provided dinner, once a week, at least, back in the mid 1970s. That story was told in my last visit to Curry Pot in June 2013. A – perfectly enjoyable and competent Curry – proved not to be enough to entice me back, until today. Well actually, Monday, it was here I was heading to with a notion for a basic Curry & Rice. Curry Pot, although Rajiv would tell me later, is open – from twelve until twelve – this is not the case outwith the summer. Is today not summer? Maybe it was yesterday.

It was Chef Suriya who served me. I was directed to the – Sit In – menu housed in a dookit on the wall at the entrance. The Lunch Deal (£10.95) did not entice, no Lamb Curry. I studied the Takeaway/Delivery menu, more options. Suriya brought his copy from the counter, mine only had print on one side. Also!

Lamb Curry With Ginger, first on the list, and two prices quoted: £9.50 to sit in, £12.95 to Takeaway. Unusual, however, the sitting in portion is presumably smaller. I watched £9.50 being noted. The Takeaway menu had Mushroom Rice (£3.95), way more interesting than the straightforward Pilau Rice (£3.40 / £3.70).

Curry Cafe? – no, there is no ready-cooked Curry on display as per the oft visited venues on the Southside. As with New Cafe Reeshah across the river, Curry Pot is primarily a Takeaway with some seating. The chance to have the fayre without condensation contamination is surely the best way to enjoy it?

Curry Pot can accommodate nine sit in customers, this I would love to see. I took my place, mid room, at the pair of small tables. No point being window dressing. A drink was offered, a can of Rubicon (£1.95) was accepted. I congratulate Curry Pot on their fridge setting, a cold drink should be – cold.

The Mushroom Rice was piled high in the handi. I feared a Euro-portion, but once spread out across the plate, I knew this would be manageable.

Fresh Mushrooms, Black Peppercorns, Cinnamon Bark, were the key features. There’s a wall poster highlighting the Biryani at Curry Pot. This Mushroom Rice was in effect Biryani quality. Full of its own Flavours, a Dish in its own right. Moist, so I would not be concerned about running out of Masala. Chimes of India, along the road, serve an excellent Mushroom Rice, Curry Pot may have set a new standard. This was outstanding.

Lamb Curry With Ginger

This handi felt slightly smaller than the Rice. This made the Toppings of Ginger Strips and Coriander stand out. I counted six pieces of Meat as I arranged the Curry over the Rice. Two were decidedly larger, so the – minimum eight – was attained. A viscous, blended Masala, appearance-wise, this is what I had I mind for today. After Wednesday’s share of a kilo of Karahi Gosht at Mera Lahore (Edinburgh), it was good to get back to basics.

A good Spice Level, far from being challenging, well Seasoned, the Hector was onside. Anticipating a blast of Ginger, I was surprised when this Curry took me towards the south of India. No Smokiness or burnt Coconut here, however, I see South Indian Lamb Chettinad (£9.80) is available here, but the distinctive Flavour of Anise. On Monday, the Lamb Handi served at nearby Banta Wala was similar to what lay before me. Today’s was less – monotonous – the Mushroom Rice playing its part here too. A month ago along the road at Mother India’s Cafe, I had – Alan’s South Indian Ginger Lamb, a non-event in comparison to today’s Curry. This Masala was right up with the very best.

The Lamb was suitably Tender, I was aware of the need to not scoff the lot to soon, the larger portion would have been even better. Again, the complexity of Flavours from the Rice, plus the Mushrooms were adding to the overall enjoyment. The Lamb was – Meaty – but not giving back more as in the Southside Desi Houses.

Suriya came from the kitchen and asked – anything else?

No thanks, this is great.

Clearing the plate, a sign that the quantities served were well judged. I didn’t need more, but was already planing a return visit. Saag, Bhoona, Chettinad, and even Karahi – with a tweak –  await.

The Bill

£14.95

The Aftermath

It was Rajiv, front of house and taking phone Orders, who took payment. I showed him my previous review, featuring Simrat – the boss – whom I met in 2013.

The food was duly praised. Rajiv was impressed when I was able to specifically identify – Anise – in the Masala. Suriya was summoned for the photo, excellent chaps.

I feel the Hector has a new project.

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Edinburgh – Mera Lahore – Sunset Near Leith

It is many years since a visit to Staggs (Musselburgh) was followed by Curry. When Dr. John suggested that he, and his brother – Dr. Henry, should join Hector for Curry in The Capital, goblets (sic) were thrown down. Hector had to find a worthy venue, and Dr. John had to be taken out of his comfort zone. Dr. Henry would stick to his usual, regardless. Both make their inaugural appearance in Curry-Heute, it will be interesting to see where we go next.

Mera Lahore (26/27 Haddington Place, Edinburgh EH7 4AF), one of the ribbon of Curry Houses on the stretch down towards Leith, has been on Hector’s radar for some time. A Punjabi restaurant in Edinburgh, and one of only four known in this city which serves Karahi Gosht by the kilo, i.e. in the authentic manner.

The walk down from Princes Street was completed at an admirable pace. Being a tourist in the east, obligatory photos were captured en route. Ah, the memories of the Playhouse.

We arrived at Mera Lahore at 19.40. Two tables were occupied in a venue which I shall describe as a – Pukkah Cafe. Two chaps, then a mother with two weans, were in situ. The toddler felt it necessary to climb all over the furniture, the baby was a screamer. The screaming was relentless, the worst ever experienced, and the Hector has made many a comment on this subject. What are parents thinking when they take these entities out to dine in public? A simple – there-there – or however this translates into Urdu, clearly does not work. Get the wean out, deal with it.

We couldn’t hear ourselves speak – the chaps at the adjacent table were keen to tell me when I went to take my photos of the surroundings.

In time we had the place to ourselves and would be well looked after by Aqib and Asha.

Having – persuaded – Dr. John in advance that we should share the kilo of Lahori Butt Lamb Karahi (£34.95), and that a Starter would be out of the question, he searched for this on the menu, whilst I photographed all. Aqib showed us the page.

£4.00 more for – Boneless, interesting. Having prepared the appetite for late eating, I knew we should manage the kilo, Boneless, no, but then that’s not the true authentic Dish.

Desi style please, on-the-bone.

Desi-Apna – I added, belt and braces. Aqib acknowledged this.

A Plain Naan (£2.95) was ordered – we can order another if required.

I do wonder at venues where the price of single Roti is £2.95. Rice prices were no better. Dr. Henry ordered Boiled Rice (£3.95). Note: Mushroom Rice (£5.95), Hector’s typical go-to, come on. The price of our Kilo, to be fair, was competitive, especially allowing for Edinburgh.

Henry would have his Chicken Korma (£15.95), preceded by Vegetable Pakora (£4.95). With no price differential here for Chicken, Lamb or Veg Curry, a rethink here is surely required.

Dr. John ordered a Cola (£2.95), a jug of Tap Water was asked for otherwise. The Tap Water was tepid, where was the ice? This is June. Dr. Henry:

The water (was) a bit on the warm side.

A Chilli Dip, Raita and a Modest Salad were brought to the table. No Poppadoms, so accompaniments for the Pakora? As is written oft in Curry-Heute when dining in company, why pay for them, if they wanted us to have them, they would have brought Poppadoms.

As I made my tour of the premises, so the chaos had subsided. The high chair disposed of.

I note that Mera Lahore is open on Sunday mornings for Desi Nashta. I wonder how many avail themselves of this? The Punjabi presence in the east of Scotland is minimal compared to the west.

I had anticipated at least at thirty minute wait for the Kilo, as would be the case at Rustom Restaurant (Haymarket), the only other venue where I have enjoyed the King of Karahi in Edinburgh. Not only did the food arrive quicker than expected, it all came together. Henry’s Starter, and the main courses. Really?

Vegetable Pakora

Supposedly double-fried, the Pakora was well done. A decent portion. Dr. Henry:

The Pakora was a little more spicy than I was expecting.

The seemingly small Naan, cut into quarters – why? – was peely wally. Thin, hardly risen, it was closer to Pitta. On removing two quarters from the plate it was clear another would be required.

 

I instructed Aqib:

Served whole please, well fired.

Sorted, much better. Why serve such a poor offering initially?

*

Lahori Butt Lamb Karahi

The Meat covered the full extent of the flat karahi, no doubting the portion size. An array of Bones were visible, different cuts of Lamb, I could see thick Chops and a Sucky Bone!

Topped with minimal Coriander and Ginger Strips, sliced Bullet Chillies were conspicuous by their absence. The appearance of the Masala immediately had me won. My last two such Karahi: Taste of Lahore (Lisboa) and DumPukht Lahore (Glasgow), have been served with a Masala approaching – Soupy. I’ve was hoping to get – efficacious – into this Blog, and so I have managed it. This was the – reet proper – Dry, Thick Masala, no red, a brown approaching – grey – as my eyes see it. Dr. John may think I need help here.

I let my fellow diner did in, he took but a few morsels initially and purloined some of his Henry’s Rice. There must have been enough.

I helped myself to a typical Round #1 portion. Note the almost complete absence of Oil, this may have explained mouthful #1.

The Masala lacks Seasoning – was my first note. That would turn out to be my only negative.

The first intake of Meat was close to a – Wow! – moment. The suitably Tender Lamb was bursting with Seasoning and Spice, this is why I was here. Meat that gives off a true depth of Flavour, it is what I hope for in every Curry and is so rarely delivered in the Mainstream venues, a la Monday at Banta Wala (Glasgow). This was a Desi Karahi, a treat, if readers will let me away with that.

In time, I unearthed a piece of Cinnamon Bark, a Black Cardamom, a Curry Leaf and a single slice of Bullet Chilli. Where did the rest go? Did I mention the – Sucky Bone?

Alternating between Meat then Naan & Masala, I was back on side with the latter, synergy. A true Desi Karahi.

The appetite still coping, Round #2 was just as satisfying. Dr. John was doing his bit, we would manage this. Three sharing might have permitted a Starter.

Of the two scraps of Bread remaining, the smaller was Naan #1, abandoned. Henry took care of the larger piece, a dipping he would go. Meanwhile, across the table…

Chicken Korma

This is what Dr. Henry orders, this is what he likes. If the Pakora was found to be – a little Spicy – then the base level has been established. This Chicken Korma was as Henry, and many other diners, are accustomed to. Dr. Henry:

I enjoyed my curry this evening. My Chicken Korma was sweet and tasty and the boiled rice a tiny bit on the dry side. Overall a satisfying meal.

Well, you don’t think the Hector is going to leave this there?

A bit of Naan was dipped into Henry’s surplus Sauce, I cannot bring myself to use the term – Masala.

Sweet, Creamy, Coconut-rich, a Dessert. Each to their own.

My issue here is: apart from the Chicken, just what was in the karahi? Presumably no more than spoonful of Sauce from The Big Pot, a mass of Cream and a dose of Coconut. Chef could take the day off. Just what is one paying for here? Especially with the uniform pricing.

I have kept Dr. John’s first contribution, considered words, in Curry-Heute until the end. Other than highlighting, as sent:

Was excited to take part in a Curry-Heute review and sample my first ever 1kg of Lamb Desi Karahi.

Restaurant was somewhere between a British traditional Indian restaurant and a street food cafe. Staff friendly and helpful.

Atmosphere spoiled by crying child.

Pakora Chilli Sauce and salad provided but no popadums. Sauce very good, Salad ok but could have been a bit fresher.

Food came much quicker than expected which slightly concerned me – pre-cooked and reheated? Quality of meat just ok – acceptable but not great.

John had told me in advance that he is exacting when it comes to eating Lamb in a restaurant. He was willing to have a go, else, this review would not have been possible.

Sauce quite dry, and not a style I am familiar with, so difficult for me to comment on quality.

1st Naan undercooked, 2nd OK, but not fantastic.

Overall I thoroughly enjoyed the experience but Lamb Desi Karahi would not be my preferred choice of dish.

I would be pleased to participate in further Curry-Heute reviews but would prefer to comment on dishes I am more familiar with.

It looks as though we shall go to the ball once more.

The Bill

£68.65

The Aftermath

The Calling Card was issued, Aqib and Asha introduced themselves, the photo inevitable. They are an interesting partnership, find out for yourself.

I acknowledged the Tandoori Chef in the window as we departed.

On the train back to the former Curry Capital, the hidden Cumin Seed dislodged itself. Yay.

And yes, I know, the sun was setting well to the west of Leith. 

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Glasgow – Banta Wala (Masala Twist) – It Has Been A While…

On leaving home this afternoon, Hector’s mind had traditional Curry & Rice foremost in mind, nothing exotic, something simple. En route to Partick it was realised that being a Monday, the intended venue opened later, i.e. too late.

The premises currently known as Banta Wala (192-194 Byres Rd., Glasgow G12 8SN) part of the Masala Twist chain, have been visited twice previously more than a decade ago. Not rushing back – has been used previously. Their Helensburgh branch comes a firm second to Annaya’s when events take me back to the Clyde Estuary. The relocated Hope Street branch has been visited in more recent times.

Arriving at Banta Wala at 13.45 the dining area was empty other than the waiter and waitress. Last time here, there was a Buffet which had brought in the masses. Today, no Lunch Menu, no Buffet. In time, three other chaps came in for a late lunch.

The menu was an A3 paper sheet set as a table mat, but removed after ordering. The waitress took the Order for a 330ml bottle of Sparkling Water (£2.60) as I perused the menu. Lamb Rogan Josh (£14.95) was in keeping with the original plan for today, however, a memory of outstanding Paratha led me towards a Curry which should command Bread. It was in Hope Street’s original Masala Twist where the Hector first enthused about their Vegetable Paratha, a feat not replicated when Helensburgh’s branch opened. Then, a spokesman explained that Helensburgh’s Prnatha/Paratha had been cooked on a Tawa, not the Tandoor as in Hope Street. Since those days, Hector has discovered the Malabar Parotta which is regarded as – the King of Paratha.

Somehow, I found myself ordering Lamb Handi (£14.75) and a Plain Paratha (£3.25). When asked – anything else – I had to admit that I would be doing well to finish what I had ordered. During the less than ten minute wait for the food, I had time to familiarise myself with the origins of the name of the restaurant. Banta – is a bottle stopper, Wala – of course the chap who sells them. This information was well illustrated on the walls.

The food was brought by the waiter at 13.59.

The Paratha, served whole, was clearly overdone. Had this been a Naan I would no doubt have been celebrating the burnt extremities.

The layering was there, a plus, the Wholemeal Flour, a minus. That the Bread soon went crispy, another minus.

*

Lamb Handi

Served on a plate, not a handi, there was no sign of the – earthenware – in which this creation had been reportedly cooked. Topped with Ginger Strips, the Dark, Thick, Herb-strewn Masala impressed. This is how the Hector likes his – Curry.

As I was not decanting, it took a while to confirm that the Meat count was into double figures. Later, Steve would tell me that the last time he was here, he sent back his plate featuring a mere three pieces of Meat. Today, there was certainly no issue with quantity.

Piping hot food, always appreciated, the first intake of Masala registered – South India – on the palate, yet the description said – Punjab. This was not a Punjabi Curry.

South India was verified when a series of whole Black Peppercorns were encountered. The Spice Level was above medium. The Smokiness I also associate with South India was not here. Instead, what I took to be Anise could have been the source of the potent, powerfully flavoured Masala.

The Lamb, whilst super-tender, was adding little to the meal. That which differentiates the Curry in a Desi Curry Cafe and the Mainstream was all too apparent today. The Meat was void of Seasoning, Spice, Flavour other than its own meatiness.

The waitress approached to ask if everything was – OK.

Yes – was the honest reply, but the Hector seeks Curry which is way better than just – OK.

With the Paratha and Meat not pulling their weight in this meal, it was left to the Masala to carry the load. Powerful, Potent, but somehow the Flavours became monotonous. The Lamb gone, I was left with a substantial quantity of Masala. This was when I came to accept that say, Mushroom Rice (£3.95), would have been a far better accompaniment. Rice and a Vegetable would have added a welcomed Diversity.

I ate less than I could have, I simply had no desire to eat any more.

As she cleared the table, the waitress again asked about my enjoyment.

It was alright, nothing great – I felt forced to admit.

Having sat in a corner, hardly visible from the bar area, I was surprised when Mein Host came over to join me. As pleasantries were exchanged, it became clear that he somehow had  remembered me. Does Masala Twist have facial recognition software?

Mein Host knew I had had the Handi. He accepted my premise that a Handi can be anything Chef wishes to serve. I acknowledged the potency of Flavour in the Masala, that I was underwhelmed was hopefully communicated. The overdone Paratha was explained as having been cooked in a Tandoor. I felt I was back to where it all began with Masala Twist.

The Bill

£20.60 less £2.70 = £17.90

I was not expecting the discount. Somewhere, in the house, is my 20% discount loyalty card for Masala Twist. I hadn’t anticipated needing it today.

The Aftermath

I gave the waitress the Calling Card.

In case you are wondering how your boss knows me.

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Marg Cooks : Fish Tikka & Spicy Rice

As outlined back in January when Marg cooked Korma, the plan was for the Hector to be relieved of kitchen duties once per month. As if I cooked seven days a week. Today was #3, #2 was Kofta, but not anything resembling Curry. Fish Tikka and Spicy Rice, a recipe which which Marg found online.

The point of this day is for me to sit down and eat, no planning, no involvement, as Marg does otherwise, seven days a week. Marg even had to go shopping to find the key ingredients. The full recipe remains unknown, some ingredients were not Hector’s – go-to. I have never cooked Caramelised Red Onions, I could do without them, same for Chickpeas and Mint. With Peas, these formed the Interesting Vegetables in what would become the Spicy Rice.

The Fish Tikka puzzled, no red? With zero involvement I do not know if Marg missed out the Tikka Spice, or if the Garam Masala used in both Dishes sufficed. In the end, two impressive pieces of Cod were smothered in the Yoghurt – Garam Masala marinade.

With the Fish baked in the oven and the pre-cooked Rice added to the Vegetables on the gas hob, simples.

Oh, there was a Raita too, Mint added to Greek Yoghurt.

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Fish Tikka & Spicy Rice

Marg announced that the Raita was meant to be poured over the Fish. Other than squeezing the Lemon, no way was I adding something cold to hot Fish. I used the tasty Raita as a complement as and when.

Seasoning is all, my only criticism on this otherwise successful creation. For the n’th time I write that Fish should be powerful, and well Seasoned, else its natural Flavour does not emerge. We still have a load of whole Tilapia in the freezer.

The Spicy Rice was different in appearance from that which has appeared in these pages in Hector’s cooking, the recipe here. A change, maybe I’ll have Marg show me how to do the Caramelised Onions.  Is Tarka Daal calling?

The Flavours from the Rice made up for the less than potent Fish. A welcome change, a light dinner, refreshing Flavours, without the Raita it wouldn’t have worked.

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Glasgow – Yadgar – Today, An Alternative to Curry

15.15, a Thursday afternoon, and Hector finds himself in the Southside. With time to snack, where’s better then Yadgar (148 Calder St, Govanhill, Glasgow, G42 7QP)?

Shkoor, Mein Host, was parking outside as I entered, bringing in supplies. Pleasantries were exchanged with Shkoor and Naveed, who was in his spot behind the counter.

I was advised that the Chapli Kebab were just out from the kitchen.

Fresh Chapli, mmmm, as good as their freshly made Fish Pakora?

Aloo Gobi (Potato and Cauliflower), Aloo Gajar Matar (Potatoes, Carrots, Peas) were on display along with other delights. What might have been Aloo Gosht disappeared. Two more trays were due out shortly: Beef Biryani and Chicken Jalfrezi. The latter was definitely not for Hector. I took the opperchancity to tell Shkoor, a boy in the 1970s, that my first encounters of Biryani back in the day, always included a side of Masala.

Shkoor’s eyebrows duly reacted, a frown, disbelief, horror? He assured me that Masala could be supplied. Proper Glasgow Biryani! One day I might take him up on this. Normally, when here for a non formal meal, I have a single Chapli, today would be a two Chapli Day. Fish Pakora too, irresistible.

I took my seat mid room. All tables towards the window wee occupied. Mid afternoon dining, excellent. The remainder of the room was empty, however, spot the Melon.  Melon Curry?

A young chap brought the obligatory can of Rubicon and small pots of Raita and the Red Chilli Sauce. If I was here more often I would get to know these chaps names.

Fish Pakora

This was where the Salad was sneaked in, sliced pickled Green Chillies in there too, what a plateful! The Fish count reached double figures, and these were not tiddlers. This was a meal in itself.

A reheat, not as spectacular as when fresh from the kitchen, but still a joy. Scottish Haddock in a Spicy Batter, what more could a Hector need?

People eat Fish & Chips, today Hector just ate more Fish. I have read that back in the early nineteenth century, Curry was introduced to the UK some forty years before Fish & Chips, 

Chapli Kebab

Two large, in effect, Chicken Burgers, but nothing like any so-called Chicken Burgers served in the Burger joints. Chicken, Onion, Chilli, Spices, all ground and formed into the patty.

The Chapli were spectacularly hot, giving an immediate edge over the now cooling Fish. The Flavours? Aromatic, on entering a Souk one can taste the Spice, here it was, and some.

These are fantastic – I assured Shkoor who had already commented that today could well have been my fist day at Yadgar without having Curry in some form. Mark the day.

You should sell these as Burgers.

Apparently people, in effect, do eat them as such. Maybe I did recently?

A snack, had there been Bread or Rice, no way would I have managed all that had been set before me. I left a bit of greenery, because that’s what you do.

The Bill

£10.00 … and why I cannot come here every week.

The Aftermath

That’s at least three consecutive visits that Naveed has been present. He must be due a vacation.

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Glasgow – New Cafe Reeshah – That Was Rare!

Rainy Monday (Porcupine Tree), OK, I’ve used that before. Fortunately, Marg was in tow, so a lift across the river to New Cafe Reeshah (455 Shields Road, Pollokshields, Glasgow G41 1NP) was offered, in exchange for a Curry.

A free parking spot right outside Cafe Reeshah was attained, Arshad was there to greet as we entered the otherwise empty Curry Cafe at 13.20.

There was a quick glance at the Curry on display. Lamb Karahi (£11.00 / £13.00) was there, sorted. I fancied Rice today for a change. No Rice. Eh? A Naan (£1.50) would suffice. Marg took longer to study all that was on offer. Arshad was keen for us to try the Okra Lamb or Saag, not today. He also held up a tub of Nihari, had that recently. Marg would stick to her favoured Aloo Qeema (£7.00 / £9.00) with a Roti (£1.00).

The wait for the Bread to be prepared and the Curry reheated was not long.

Both Breads were served whole. Wholemeal Flour in the Roti, not my preference, but Marg is happy with this. The Naan, as ever, looked inviting. Arshad made a point of telling me he had added the buttery sheen. Risen, blistered, light lovely Bread, and as ever, as much eaten as could be managed.

A common feature of both our Mains today was they had not been heated to – piping hot. With the door closed after we arrived, the room was not warm and this accelerated the cooling of the food. We both like hot food, so a word next time.

Aloo Qeema

The peripheral Oil was the only visible proof that this Curry had the correct level of moisture. It’s meant to be Dry otherwise, a classic example sat before Marg. The discolouring of the Potato was evidence that it had absorbed the Flavour of the Minimal Masala.  Marg:

The bowl was full of mince and potatoes with a freshly made Roti. The flavour was peppery and I enjoyed the cooked potatoes in amongst the minced chicken. Ate three quarters of the Roti, it was crispy and was made with wholemeal flour. The food was not piping hot, but very easy to eat.

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Lamb Karahi

At the first glance, one sees the Oily Shorva around the edge of the plate, maybe why I would like to try this creation with Rice. Then there’s Masala with Peppery flecks, shrouding the Meat, in the true Punjabi Karahi style. Served on-the-bone, as it must be, wonderful.

The level of Seasoning meant that the Masala was bursting with Flavour. The Spice Level was not challenging, the Pepper a standout. Super-tender Lamb, a joy after last week’s experience at Royal Spicy (Lisboa). The marrow from the Sucky Bone evoked a distinctive and familiar Flavour, that which is en-captured consistently at Yadgar.

Where can you buy bone marrow? – I asked Marg.

This Karahi has pedigree, I could eat this every day. 11ºC outside, has winter come back? The food was decidedly cold at the end.

The Bill

£20.00 A round sum.

The Aftermath

I showed Arshad the photo of the White Mutton Handi experienced in Lisboa at Royal Spicy last week. He had to ask what it was. Namkeen – worked. 

The quality of Lamb served here was raised once more. Scottish Lamb, ye cannae whack it!

Marg dropped me off at Ibrox Subway Station even though Shields Road was nearer. An opperchancity to consider that The Famous won a trophy yesterday, it’s seems ages since the other lot won anything…

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Glasgow – The Village “Curry House” – Salt & Citrus, Who’s Having The Pizza?

A threatening sky, after a month zero rainfall and even sunny days, Glasgow is back to its usual, and so is Hector. With no Desi Korma found in Lisboa earlier in the week, it had to be The Village “Curry House” (119 West St., Tradeston, Glasgow G5 8BA)  the itch had to be scratched.

Arriving at 13.30, the count of twelve diners doubled within fifteen minutes. Cup Final Saturday, being here, we all had one thing in common. Surprisingly, two separate tables were occupied by teenagers. Four fidgety boys, I would estimate S3-S4, sat as kids at this age only can. The other table was of five, slightly older, mixed gender, Asian. Who’s having the Pizza?

No Dr. Hanane serving today, no opperchancity to celebrate her first formal appearance in Curry-Heute. Today’s waitress brought the menu, the same folder as last time with the Desi Dishes missing. I fetched another.

Lamb Desi Qorma (£14.95) with Mushroom Rice (£3.95) was ordered.

On-the-bone – I clarified.

Spicy?

Please.

A jug of iced Tap Water completed the Order.

Despite the recent, and I use the term – drought – with tongue firmly in cheek, the water in the Southside tasted fine today, i.e. tasteless. So what has happened in previous years where, along Nelson Street, it was awful?

As a solo diner, it appears that my Order skipped the queue, the wait was less than anticipated.

The Mushroom Rice always looks miserly as presented in the bowl, but is in fact the exact amount the Hector can manage. The fresh Mushrooms are always celebrated, Diversity.

Lamb Desi Qorma

Today, a veritable mountain of Meat. The appetite which was decidedly missing on Tuesday was certainly back. Scottish Lamb, so much easier to digest. One Sucky Bone in the array, everything was in order. That some pieces of Meat were fully permeated with Spice and others not, is something one has come to accept. One assumes – the pot – is topped up sporadically. I recalled the day in Manchester when Steve and I had Curry from the same pot and had entirely different experiences.

The Spice Level built steadily. Spicy – here does mean a good – kick. The mouth was – on fire – mid meal. A Spicy Korma, and why not?

The Masala was classic Desi Korma, the Seasoning was more noticeable here than in the Lamb. A gorgeous blend of Spice, no individual one stood out. Is Hector missing a blast of Clove? I was less aware of the Citrus Flavour associated with this Curry, however, this Blog entry has more to reveal.

Satisfaction attained. A fine change from Karahi Gosht. Every morsel was eaten.

So, the only other place I can source a Desi Korma is in Berlin? Next month.

I had been keeping an eye on the progress of the – yoofs. The table of boys and girls was having Starters, so I wouldn’t see what followed. I watched four rounds of Lamb Chops (£9.95) being brought to the young boys’ table and their gleeful reaction. At that age, I didn’t know about Lamb Chops, and I was seventeen before I could afford to eat out, and pay my own way. 1974, Akbar, Cochrane Street, Neil and Hector having – The Businessman’s Lunch (£0.60), and dressed to suit.

The Bill

£18.90

The Aftermath

I remarked to the waitress that it was good to see the young boys out enjoying the fayre. Were they having Pizza next? Apparently not.

They’re regulars, they love it – I was informed.

Re the other table – I always smile when I see Asian kids out for Pizza.

They don’t get it at home.

An hour or two later…I was aware that licking my lips was revealing both Salt & Citrus.

Who needs crisps?

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