Lodz – Sneha’s – Touch of India – Really?

Posted on March 14, 2020 by Hector

Why it takes hours to travel the relatively short distance by train from Katowice to Lodz, only Polish Railways can answer. Day #2 of how many in Polska? Who knows what the future holds?

I left the Hotel Ibis with a spring in my step, a usually reliable app – ontap.pl – had Rowing Jack, one of my long term favourite Pivo, on at nearby PiwPaw, it wasn’t. Having taken a long way for a short cut, my next port of call fared slightly better. Thereafter it was – where’s the nearest Curry House?

There are presently some six Curry Houses in Lodz (“Woodge”), all have spectacular reviews on other media, confidence levels were high. Sneha’s Touch of India (Ludwika Zamenhofa 3a, 90-431 Lódz, Polska) would provide this evening’s meal and shelter from the rain. It only seems to rain when I go out, snow was forecast for later…

The restaurant was empty of customers, people are staying in already due to the Koronawirus. I had to ask if they were open. A chap showed me through to the rear, having a choice of every table on the premises, I took one mid-room. A waiter was in the corner, a customer at last.

Finding Methi Lamb (35zl) was an unexpected bonus, surely worth a try despite the mention of a – delicate cashewnut Sauce. Following on from last night’s partial success with the Lamb Hyderabi Biryani at Icy & Spicy (Katowice), I considered Veg Hyderabadi Biryani (28zl) to be a worthwhile accompaniment. Both Dishes were quoted as being 400g.

I showed the photo of Capsicum on – The Curry-Heute Campaign – page and confirmed with the waiter than none would come in my direction. He assured me that there would be none in the Methi Lamb. I was then advised that as the Methi Lamb  came with Rice, I would not need the Biryani, a Starter was suggested. Flicking back quickly to the front of the Menu, I spotted Lamb Seekh Kebab (45zl). The price suggested this was a main course, with a suitable break between courses I should be OK. A bottle of Sparkling Water (330ml, 10zl) completed the Order. I was then asked if I was sitting in or taking away?

There was an attempt at conversation whilst I waited. When the waiter stated that the staff were from Nepal, the heart sank. Many of my worst Curry experiences have been in Nepalese Restaurants.

Seekh Kebab

The Lamb Seekh Kebab arrived sizzling on a platter as described. I have never seen so much Seekh Kebab on one plate in my life. I suspect this was for sharing. The Kebabs had been cut up at an angle thus the pieces maintained some form of linearity. The Kebabs were decidedly drier than those served in the UK, the ground Meat may well have been different also. The Spice was there, the Flavour lacked complexity. I watched as the Salad Garnish cooked on the still hot platter. Slices of both Red and Green Capsicum were in the Salad. Why do people not listen?

At the halfway point I considered stopping and taking the remaining Kebabs away. I changed my mind, with the added Sauces I was quite enjoying them. The Red Chilli Sauce was not Sweet thankfully, however the Green one combined to create  the taste of Dolmades, not my favourite.

The table was cleared, I asked for at least a ten minute wait before the Methi Lamb would arrive. This was agreed.

Much of the chatter in a certain social medium today was about some of the – Bieres Sans Frontieres – group deciding whether or not to take the risk in flying to Polska next week. A post was put up, as of midnight tomorrow, only Polish Nationals will be allowed to cross the border – inwards – I assumed, bars and restaurants are to close. I used my gap between courses to try and get a flight out of Polska before midnight tomorrow. £272.00 with Mr. O’Leary from Katowice tomorrow morning was the only flight I could find. Given how long it took me to get here today, I doubted the feasibility. One thing is certain, I do not wish to be marooned in Polska with everything shut for another nine days. I booked a flight from Warszawa at a horrible time back to Manchester on Tuesday morning. So much for saving money by purchasing non-refundable accommodation.

The waiter checked I was ready, I was. What followed will go down in the annals of Curry-Heute as one of the very worst of Curry experiences.

The Rice

Too often in mainland Europe I report on establishments who serve enough Rice to feed a family, it inevitably goes to waste. This was a – portion? It barely covered the plate. Then there was the Curry…

Methi Lamb

The Creaminess I can handle, not my favourite, but there was due to be Methi in there, all could be well, still. The dark specks were surely Black Pepper, but then where was the Methi, had it been blended in? A Green, Creamy Curry? Whatever, as it sat on the plate it simply looked awful. This was – Soup, exactly what I never want.  I occasionally use ground Cashew Nuts to thicken a Masala. What was the base for this – Masala?  There was no sign of Onion or Tomato. Surely they had not just added cream to ground Cashew Nuts?  That is not a Masala, this was not – Curry.

This Curry was not even at the bottom end of the scale of – bland. The Spice jars must have been waved over the pot as had the Salt cellar. The food was tepid, had it been left out to cool until I was ready? There was simply nothing here to become excited about. Then, in the classic Woody Allen style, I noted the volume. How was this 400g? Did that include the Rice?

After my huge – Starter – I was worried about finishing this, I needn’t have been. It was gone in no time at all. This was Curry? I haven’t been served something this poor since Gurkha Thali (Huddersfield) some nine years ago. Needless to say, Gurkha Thali closed soon after my visit. Nepalese Curry, I rest my case.

The Bill

90zl (£18.62) It used to be cheap dining out in Polska, I suppose I did have two Main Courses.

The Aftermath

Coats were on, the staff were waiting for me to finish. I left the Calling Card. I had previously told the waiter how bland the Curry was.

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Katowice – Icy & Spicy – An Apt Description

Posted on March 12, 2020 by Hector

The story of getting to Katowice is told elsewhere. Hector is in Polska for two reasons, the AGM of – Bieres Sans Frontieres – in Krakow next weekend, and the Pendragon gig in Lódz tomorrow night. Yesterday the Polish government banned all gatherings and closed the schools due to COVID-19, Pendragon have left Polska already. As Italia is now basically in lock-down with nearly everything closed, one wonders what will happen here over the next twelve days. Hector could be in Polska for a lot longer than planned, or – even less.

Having checked in to the still amazing Hotel Katowice, it was out for food before meeting up with Robert at Browariat. Icy & Spicy Restauracja Indyjska (ul. Jana III Sobieskiego 10, Katowice, Polska) is one of the ever expanding number of Curry outlets in Katowice. On my first visit here to see Pendragon back in 2014, there were only two.  Icy & Spicy  advertise themselves as serving both Indian and Pakistani Cuisine. The latter had Hector hooked.

Two chaps were pondering over the Menu as I took refuge from the rain which I am convinced is following me around. Icy & Spicy appears to be a converted corner bar and seats around thirty. The Menu was brought, quite extensive, and there was advice that each Dish could take twenty minutes to prepare. I liked the choice of portion size by weight, something I wish UK Curry Houses would adopt.

Lamb Dopiaza (32zl) surprisingly stood out as having no mention of – Paprika – whilst many choices did. I checked with the waitress who was clearly knowledgeable about the Menu. On showing her a photo of Capsicum she assumed this is what I did want. On establishing the opposite, she admitted that most of their Dishes contained the dreaded green mush. I was shown to the Hyderabadi Biryani (42zl) which may well have been the most expensive Dish on the Menu. Biryani is a good way of avoiding – Soup, however, given the likelihood of no Masala I added an Aloo Gobi (24zl).

On asking for Sparkling Water (330ml, 4zl), I was offered it at room temperature or from the fridge, I chose the cold. Hector’s first beverage in Polska therefore was not Pivo.

Moments before serving, I was asked if I would like a Spicy Sauce along with my Order. Having heard the chaps over my shoulder remark on it, the answer was in the affirmative. The Biryani and Spicy Sauce arrived, the Aloo Gobi followed some minutes later.

Lamb Biryani

Quite a plateful, but despite the Onion and hint of Coriander on top, it was basically Lamb in a Spicy Rice. A Vegetable Biryani can offer so much more diversity. The Rice had sufficient moisture, the Lamb was appreciably drier. On spooning on some of the Spicy Sauce, it was a case of – wtf?

Spicy Sauce

The Spicy Sauce had been served – cold, the – Icy?

One reads about people taking on – Chilli challenges – and wonder why, and just how Spicy are we talking? If this was representative, then Hector is not taking part. This was fierce, to be treated with respect. It did annihilate the taste-buds monetarily, they somehow recovered. The tubes were being well cleared, Koronawirus shunned.

Aloo Gobi

400g – claimed the Menu, yet this portion was appreciably smaller than the Biryani which was advertised as being 300g. I could see pieces of Potato but no Cauliflower. On decanting then starting, I concluded the Masala was mostly pulped Cauliflower. This Dish was appreciably hotter in temperature than the Biryani, how Hector likes his food to be served. There was a pleasant Flavour from the Masala, adding this to the Biryani is just what was needed. Hector now had something resembling – Curry!

I picked Green Cardamom and quite a few pieces of Cinnamon Bark from the Rice and a single Clove. I then found larger pieces of Cauliflower and so reconsidered the Masala in the Aloo Gobi. Creamy, yes, I was not getting the claimed Fenugreek, Ginger or Cumin from the Masala.  The large pieces of Lamb gave off no more Flavour than from the Meat itself, still very dry.

Hector was congratulating himself on this combination. The Aloo Gobi was an ideal complement to the Biryani, the overall quantity did not overwhelm. Satisfaction had been achieved.

The Bill

67zl (£13.56 ) I was only charged 39zl for the Biryani, the Spicy Sauce was inclusive.

The Aftermath

I gave the Calling Card to the waitress who had been charming throughout my visit. She assured me that her boss would be delighted to receive it. And so back out into the rain and the satisfaction of Hector’s other desire.

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Glasgow – DumPukht Lahori – You must visit!

Posted on March 9, 2020 by Hector

DumPukht Lahori (39-41 Paisley Rd. West, Glasgow G51 1LG) was spotted last Friday as Hector and Marg took a detour to avoid congestion on the Clydeside Expressway. On seeing the words – Dum Pukht – I knew the cuisine would have to be in the style associated with – slow cooking – along the axis from Persia through Afghanistan and Pakistan to NW India, in other words, Hector’s favourite. I phoned yesterday to confirm the premises would be open mid-afternoon, noon is quoted on Google Maps. Dr. Stan was willing to come and – share the kilo.

Alighting from the No. 9 Bus just before Paisley Rd. Toll, I took the opperchancity to establish what is left of Kabana after the recent fire. It is unlikely those premises can be saved, so why have they not relocated? Home Style is still in business, Punjabi Dhaba has long gone. At the road junction, I passed two famous Glasgow landmarks, The Old Toll Bar and the Grand Ole Opry.

You may find Hector in one of these venues, but not the other. A few metres west lies the Istanbul Turkish Kebab House, allegedly famous for its – interesting vegetarian starters. One day, perhaps.

Entering DumPukht Lahori just before 16.00, I took a seat at a window table with a wall heater behind. The heater was off, so no chance of drying the coat which still has not fully recovered from Saturday night. Dr. Stan arrived at 16.15 having walked from the West End, he was soaked. The rain must stop, eventually.

The waiter greeted on entry, I told him I was waiting for a friend. He brought a jug of water and a glass, reconsidered, then brought another. No fuss about water as experienced last week at Namak Mandi or as reported at – The Village – along the road. I had already studied the Menu online, a kilo of Lamb Lahori Karahi (£20.00) is why I was here, though there are alternative versions to explore on future visits. The Bread choice was limited to Naan. Rogni Nan (£1.50) I have had, usually in Manchester, Tal Nan (£1.50) was new. Dr. Stan agreed we should try the latter plus a plain Nan (£0.90).

The chap serving told me that DumPukht had been open for – two to three weeks. In the Cafe style which is Hector’s preferred type of venue, the décor is simple. The four big copper pots are a major feature of the room. I wonder what is planned for them?

As the Order was taken, so a younger chap came out to greet. He was trying to tempt us with Starters. As we were having the kilo, I suggested we might order Starters later if still hungry, unlikely as that would be. It was made clear that – the half kilo – was also an option. How this is priced will be established in future visits when Hector, or any Curryspondent, orders as a lone diner.

A decent Salad and two pots of Raita were brought. The Salad was divvied up, very refreshing, a nice touch. We were ready for the main event.

The Naans were brought first, both light and puffy with the hoped for burnt blisters. The Tal Nan had a buttery gloss and Sesame Seeds. Both impressed, and given the inflated price of Bread at too many venues, so these breads tasted all the better.

Lamb Lahori Karahi

This looks good – was my reaction as the waiter placed the flat karahi on the table. The Meat was – on-the-bone – so we were confident that we could – mange tous. The Meat stood higher than the Masala which meant there was an adequate amount of the latter. The thick Masala had a red oily sheen in places, this Lamb Karahi looked to be just the job. We both took a plateful, it was then very apparent that we would manage to wipe the karahi clean.

We have Seasoning! – was my reaction to the first mouthful.

Salty, isn’t it? – replied Dr. Stan. In fact we had so much more. Anything that looked this good had to be wonderful. This was another of the too rare moments when one has found a new venue which is going to be raved about. The Spice Level was not demanding, it was all about the Flavours in the Pale Masala. Fresh Tomato, Butter and Garam Masala – were the listed ingredients in the description. Garam Masala? Is that all? Is this the secret to creating this wondrous Curry? But then, exactly what proportions of which Spices are in their Garam Masala? The Masala could well have been Tomato-based. The – Buttery – Flavour was very evident, the Oil left on the base of the karahi proved to be irresistible, great Flavour. Then there was the Lamb.

Initially I felt that every piece of Meat I had was on-the-bone, this proved to be not so. The Lamb was delightfully Soft and it too gave off so much Flavour, beyond what one would describe as – Tender. At the end, our pile of bones was well within acceptable parameters.

Every mouthful was a joyful moment whether it be Bread dipped in the Masala, the oily residue, or biting the Meat off the bone.

The waiter came over to ask the customary question. I gave the thumbs up – Excellent! – was my response, he withdrew displaying a contended smile.

Dr. Stan had said very little, his usual – Mmmms – were not audible, too busy enjoying his meal:

Yes it was salty, peppery spices, a rich masala. A well cooked meal, most enjoyable.

Nowhere else in Glasgow serves a Lamb Karahi close to this combination of Flavours, yet Hector knows it so well. This Karahi Gosht was very much in the – Manchester style. I have been enjoying this for years in my sporadic visits to Dera (Manchester) and more recently at Lahori Badsha (Manchester). This interpretation adds further diversity to the Curry on offer in Glasgow, which makes me ask again how any other city in the UK has displaced Glasgow from its former title – Curry Capital.

The Bill

£23.40    The £1.00 charge for the Salad was forgiven, still, unbelievable value.

The Aftermath

The younger chap who had spoken to us earlier came out from the kitchen area and asked if we liked our meal.

No, we loved it!

The Calling Card was given, and introductions made, this was Chef Shah. On seeing the rotating gallery of photos on the – About – page, he remarked that I knew my Karahi. I promised to spread the word and return as soon as possible. His assistant was described as being – like a brother. There should be more information on the background to DumPukht Lahori in time to come. In the meantime, there had to be a photo, and despite the current pandemic, we had the longest of handshakes.

The next Curry-Heute review is scheduled to be in Katowice, Polska, we shall see what happens in the next few days.

Updates – April & May 2020

The first victim of Lockdown.  Google showed these premises as permanently closed.

On May 21st, Curryspondent Pete contacted Hector to break the good news – DumPukht is back! A quick phone call verified this.

DumPukht Lahori is open daily from around 14.00.

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Glasgow – New Gandhi Indian Restaurant – Hector, the Regular

Posted on March 7, 2020 by Hector

New Gandhi Indian Restaurant (441 Victoria Rd, Glasgow G42 8RW) is the type of venue in which Marg prefers to enjoy her Curry, a proper Restaurant with the commensurate ambience. Hector has paid three visits here in recent months, the cumulative total has seen the venue which was once – Danny Singh’s Gandhi added to – Glasgow’s Top Rated. The attraction is the well priced Punjabi Desi Dishes featuring Lamb served – on-the-bone.

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This evening Marg and Hector were joined by Alan and Tracy, it is a while since we last dined together south of the river. Assembling at the nearby Allison Arms, we arrived on schedule for the 20.00 booking. We paused outside to record the moment, the conditions were horrible. We happily parted with our coats as we took our table, the same location I have occupied in each of my recent visits.

The Waiter recognised me and announced that – the Lamb on-the-bone was particularly good this evening.

I came for the Fish – was my reply. I had planned to replicate Visit #4 and have Tandoori Lamb Chops (£6.50) followed by Fish Tikka Masala (£11.95). Danny, Mein Host, came over to greet and reiterated the quality of the Lamb, the staff had just been enjoying it. Ah, well, change of plan.

As we took our seats, I spotted the hand wipes on the table, is this where we are already? I offered to pay for the meal if I got to keep the wipes. The would be pandemic has not reached these proportions in the UK, yet, however in Italia…is this the fate that awaits us?

Danny was happy to register that as this was an evening visit we would be partaking of alcohol. Cider (£4.25, 500ml, bottled) was available for Alan. Hector would have draught Kingfisher (£4.75, pint), whilst Tracy stuck to bottled Cobra (£3.55, 330ml), Marg was on Sparkling Water (£2.40, 330ml). Recalling a particular night in Jaipur, I asked Danny if he had tried the stronger versions of Kingfisher, the 6.0% Blue Label in particular. From his time in India, Danny was well aware that Kingfisher there is way better than the safer version sold in the UK.

Poppadoms were brought accompanied by the Mint Mash, Spiced Onions and Danny’s very own Pickle. These were devoured whilst I noted the Order. Hector missed out, not much left for the Curry Blogger.

We decided to have two portions of Tandoori Lamb Chops plus one of Seekh Kebab (£4.95). My fellow diners on the last visit confirmed the Seekh Kebab to be something special.

Alan and Hector would have the Punjabi Desi Gosht (£11.95), whilst Marg somewhat predictably went for Keema Mutter (£9.95). Tracy found Punjabi Pardesi (£1.25) in the – Specialities – section. She would have the Chicken version. Tracy also asked for extra Minced Chillies to accompany her selection. It was agreed that a Side of Chillies would be presented.

Alan ordered a plain Chapatti (£1.00) whilst Tracy went for a Garlic Butter Chapatti (£1.20). Marg was going to follow suit but I persuaded her to share a Paratha (£2.95) and the excellent Mushroom Rice (£3.25). I have not had a Paratha here since 2014, it was time to re-evaluate. Alan remembered to ask that all the Bread be served – whole.  My Soupçon of the Pickle kept me amused until the arrival of the Starters. In passing, Danny commented upon the frequency of my visits.

I’m trying to become a regular – was my response.

Lamb Chops

A portion of four, so two each. Had I been having the Fish, I would have insisted on a portion to myself. The Chops were a decent size, well fired and perhaps too juicy. They would have benefited from at least another minute in the Tandoor, the Flavours could have been enhanced by further cremation. The final Chop was thinner, Alan said this was better.

Seekh Kebab

I cut each Kebap in two, a half each, though all having sampled, somehow we ended up with a half leftover. The Lady who doesn’t like Lamb? Hector benefited. The Spice Level was remarked upon by all, my insistence on ordering was justified. One could eat a lot of these, might I suggest that a Kofta Curry should be considered?

The commentary so far:

Tracy – I didn’t think much of the Chops, the texture was wrong. The Seekh was the best I have ever had.

Alan – Chops weren’t well enough fired. The Seekh Kebab was lovely, very spicy, very flavoured.

Marg – I enjoyed the warm Poppadoms, the Mint had a big kick. I like the Spiced Onions. I didn’t want to fill myself with Starters. Did Marg only have one Chop?

The Waiter cleared away the debris, in answer to the customary question, I told him the Seekh Kebab was excellent and the Lamb Chops could have done with an extra minute. So it goes.  More Cider.  The Kingfisher wasn’t going down, wrong, choice tonight, Hector.

There was a suitable gap between Starters and Mains.

The Chapattis arrived in quarters. This prompted a request to a passing waiter that the Paratha should come whole. When it was brought by our chap, he commented that it hadn’t been cut up. He had to be reminded that that was what was asked for.

Having shared many a Naan with Alan and Tracy, I was puzzled as to the minimal Bread order. One Chapatti usually does me, perhaps they are on board with this? The Paratha Police were out in force this evening. A decent size, the Paratha showed layering, just, was decidedly Thin and had no Swirl. Marg thought it to be – doughy – and would have preferred a Chapatti. I kept thinking it tasted as if it has been stuffed, but found no evidence to support this. I have had much better Paratha, and worse.

The Mushroom Rice was up to its usual standard. In my excitement I took more than my share. Marg, oops. There was still some left, some. In my recent visits, I have observed Rice to be the better accompaniment.

Chicken Punjabi Pardesi

Piled high and topped with slices of Red and Green Chillies plus Coriander, this looked to be an inviting Curry. This was how I would hope to find this Dish, a rich Masala with Herbs, not a Green Curry. I could see me ordering this, in Lamb. The Arab Patti still intrigues.

The extra Minced Chillies never arrived, however, I suspect there were enough on top.

Absolutely delicious – declared Tracy – I asked for very spicy and it was very spicy. I asked for extra Minced Chillies which never came, not a major problem, awesome!  The Bakery was very tasty, Bread was cut up, we asked for – whole – I’m being pedantic, 8/10.

Tracy giving scores? That’s new, extra Chillies also?

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Punjabi Desi Gosht

The Sucky Bone stood out in my karahi. With no Meat attached, I wondered why it was there. From my limited knowledge of Meat cuts, I would guess that the remainder of the Lamb was – leg – given the way the Meat surrounded the other bones. Five bones in all, this portion did not match that served a couple of months back.

Alan and Hector exchanged comments throughout, I started with:

The Lamb is stunningly tender.

More seasoning required – was Alan’s first observation.

Spice moderate, I noted.

A helluva lot of bones.

I had five bones, so had you.

Mine had no meat on them.

Alan was reminded of his first visit to Karahi Palace when he had a similar experience – Bag’o’bones – was the term coined that evening. He has since forgiven them and some, his favourite Curry venue presently?

The Masala was next up for discussion:

The Masala was too tomatoey, but I like tomato – observed Alan who made a similar comment about his Curry at Bollywood Lounge (Dumbarton) last week. I hadn’t put this down as a Tomato-based Masala, perhaps it was. Pleasant as it was , the – Wow! – was not there. Alan and Hector have very similar and exacting requirements.

Keema Mutter

The Menu says – dry dish – it most certainly is. I could see no Oil collecting under the Mince and Peas. Topped with Coriander and sliced Green Chillies, the latter may have been too much for Marg. She finds all Curry to be – Spicy – however, when we all had a sample, it was agreed that this was the Spiciest Curry on the table. In the end, quite a bit came my way. That I was able to devour this after my own Curry may again say more about the Meat content of the Punjabi Desi Gosht. Whilst I found the Keema Mutter to be enjoyable, still no – Wow! As for Marg:

The Keema was too hot for my palate. The Paratha was too heavy.

I should have given her more Rice, this may well have tempered the Spice Level in the Mince.

The Ladies required Coffee. A milky Coffee (£1.95) – hotter than you can make it – I put to Danny, plus an Espresso for Tracy. With the accompanying Chocolates both were content. More Cider. Hector would wait until we were back across the river before assuaging the thirst.

The evening was disjointed – was Alan’s summary – asked for the Bread to be whole, extra Chillies…

Very hospitable – began Marg – a warm and cozy room, I would love to go back.

….for the Fish! – was my final comment.

The Bill

£101.95 Well within acceptable parameters.

The Aftermath

It was not quite 22.00, the rain had abated, still time to visit Glasgow’s Pub of the Year – 2020.

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Glasgow – Namak Mandi – Another Day, Another Curry

Posted on March 6, 2020 by Hector

Having spotted the banner advertising the £4.99 Buffet Lunch at Namak Mandi (21-23 Bridge St, Glasgow G5 9JB), Ricky, The Man from Bradford, was interested, he loves Curry but loves low prices even more. To the best of Hector’s knowledge, this is even cheaper than anywhere in Bradford.  Hector will admit to not being overenthusiastic, but having consulted a well known and reliable Curry Blog, as did Ricky, we were on for a 14.00 rendezvous, the Buffet ends at 15.00.

Mags joined us today, Dr. Stan was in tow being The Rickmeister’s host. We were shown through to the extension by a young waitress. That was it, no instructions given, get on with it. I took photos of the Dishes under consideration, not the Pasta, Rice with Peppers or the Chana Daal.

Kofta was there else we would have left, today it was Aloo Kofta which would particularly please Mags. The Chana Masala would make an excellent side, the Chicken Biryani also. I took two Chicken Wings to act as a Starter, all on the same plate.

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There was another Dish, Chicken with Peppers, lots of them. Hector gave this the big swerve, my fellow diners all had it and had to wind me up by telling me how tasty it was, aye right.

Ricky was disappointed with the lack of Starters, but this was nothing compared to what followed. He went to ask the waitress, who was then in the main dining room, for a jug of water. She pointed to the bottles in the fridge, Ricky pointed to the jug on a table.

The policy at Namak Mandi, he was told, is that Tap Water is only available to those dining a la carte, not in the Buffet room. The reply was obvious, Ricky believed it to be a matter of law in both Scotland and England that anyone can walk in to any premises and ask for a glass of tap water. The waitress may only have been doing her job, their policy seemed out of order. The benefit of blogging is that a posteriori edits can be made, Curryspondent John clarifies the law in the comment attached below.

We had no water.

Hector’s Buffet Plate #1

The Chicken Wings were cold and so any pleasure which may have accrued was lost. I was here for the Kofta, this made the day. The blended Masala had a decent kick and was well Seasoned, this was was going to be a case of how much could I eat thereafter. The Kofta were Lamb, we had presumed that the cheaper – Chicken – would be served, this was even better. With a fine Herb content, so full of Flavour and again a good level of Spice, impressive. We agreed that these were as good an example of the genre as we have encountered.

Absolutely gorgeous Kofta – exclaimed The Man from Bradford. Ricky has long sung the praises of Kofta Curry first served at Karachi Restaurant in Bradford, and only there for a long time reportedly, then came the wonderful nights at International (Bradford) before the upgrade and the Shahi Kofta disappeared.

The presence of Potato added the diversity that Hector seeks. The Biryani was suitably aromatic, Green Cardamom piled up on the plate. The Soupçon of Chana Masala again added an alternative texture, just enough.

Another half dozen diners arrived after us, the Buffet was being stretched. Fresh Naan was brought out, and the trays nearest the door were being replenished, unfortunately the Kofta was at the far end. I joined Dr. Stan to take round #2, we agreed that there was only Potato left, no more Meatballs, and thus it remained. Actually, we finished the Potato.

Hector’s Buffet Plate #2

The Chicken in the Biryani was the only Meat on the plate, as ever, it did nothing for me. The Vegetable Biryani would have been considered, but Hector was not going to put Capsicum on his own plate. Plate #2 was very much about appreciating the quality of the Masala with the Potato, more Kofta and I would have been in raptures. £4.99? I had eaten my share, and enough Chickpeas for one day.

Dr. Stan apparently had the scrapings off the Dessert tray, he was certainly having full value:

Creamy this pudding – he had to tell us – the Koftas were good, spicy. The Daal was also good.

Mags:

The Kofta was amazing, lots of Potato …to my liking.

Finally, The Rickmeister:

Chicken with Peppers were quite good, never seen in Bradford. Kofta is my favourite dish and that was acceptable. I’ll come back again despite (the refusal of tap water). Shame Dr. Stan nicked all the pudding.

The Bill

£19.96    No water, no tip.

The Aftermath

The waitress was thanked, we communicated our appreciation of the Kofta to Mein Host who was standing at the open kitchen. I spotted Karahi Gosht on the stove in a big pot. Mmmmm, I’ll have to come back.

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Glasgow – Karahi Palace – Feeding The Rickmeister

Posted on March 4, 2020 by Hector

The Man from Bradford is in town and was needing fed. He didn’t want – Soup – and he didn’t want – bones – and not – bone dry – either. However, Ricky still expects to be provided with Desi Curry. Yadgar would have met his criteria, alas there was another box to be ticked – near to a pub – which satisfied other criteria.

Dr. Stan provided the moment of sanity and finally clarity, Karahi Palace (51-53 Nelson Street, Tradeston, Glasgow, G5 8DZ) it would be. Apart from Keema, all their Meat Curry is on-the-bone, as is Hector’s preference.

Hector arrived moments before his fellow diners at the arranged time – 16.00. I informed Ayaz, Mein Host, that I was not alone. I had my customary glance at the prepared Dishes on display despite knowing full well that I would be having –  my usual.

The usual? – asked Ayaz once we were assembled. Two of us would have the customary Lamb Karahi (£8.00) with a Chapatti (£1.50), Having studied the Dishes on display, the Rickmeister ordered Keema Mutter Aloo (£6.00) with a Naan (£1.50). No bones, not Soup.

As an afterthought, Starters were mooted, three Seekh Kebab (£1.50) were added to the Order. Ricky was surprised at me ordering a Starter, well I wasn’t going to watch.

A modest Salad and Raita were brought along with hot plates, Salad on a hot plate, I decided against. The Raita would be useful as an accompaniment for the Seekh Kebab which came within minutes.

Seekh Kebab

These must be the longest Seekh Kebab ever seen. That it was one each did seem strange, but on halving each kebap normality was restored, a pair. Our preference is always Lamb, these were Chicken Seekh Kebabs. In the end, nobody was disappointed. Seriously Spiced – would be an understatement, these had a definite – kick. The interior was moist along the axis where the skewer had been. This could become a new standard, not too filling, enough to get the digestive system into gear.

Keema Mutter Aloo

One orders Curry here, it comes in a plate. Chicken Mince, again, we all prefer Lamb, so it goes. A few Coriander Leaves topped the Curry which was definitely not – Soup – or – bone dry. The Oil was already collecting around the base of the Mince, Potatoes and Peas.

I enjoyed that, not my normal fayre – was Ricky’s verdict, a sensible portion, but he was finshed first by some way.

Ricky’s Naan was served in four pieces, we keep forgetting to ask for Bread to be served whole, but why cut it at all? I liked the girth of the Naan, I should consider a switch back to my Chilli & Coriander Naan which I know they do well here. The Chapattis arrived in two batches so the halved first Chapatti actually made a bit of sense, for once.

Lamb Karahi

The rising water vapour may spoil the first photo but captures just how hot the food is served at Karahi Palace. The downstairs eating area was particularly warm today, hopefully the winter chill issue has been sorted. In a previous time, the vapour would have meant a longer wait.

I know why I keep coming back – was the Hector declaration from the off. Absolutely superb! Today I could sense Cinnamon standing out in the mix of Spices. The Flavours were full on, another truly remarkable Ayaz creation. The Seasoning was there, Mein Host knows exactly how I desire my Curry. The Spice Level was not silly, well pitched.

The Masala Mash shrouded the array of Meat cuts, today I had Chops and Ribs. As I discarded my bones I noticed that Dr. Stan had a sucky bone or two, or three, or four. He had them all! Still, we had presumably both benefited from the preparation being in the same pot.

For reasons unfathomable, I was finished before Dr. Stan. Ricky sat eyeing up what the Good Doctor had remaining, making not too subtle bids to help him out. Dr. Stan carried on regardless. Ricky eventually admitted that he should have tolerated the bones and had the same. He is still convinced that when Curry is served – boneless – and – on-the-bone – is also offered, the kitchen simply fish out the bones. I disagree, one cannot risk bone fragments in a Boneless Curry, two pots required. I know people to ask for verification.

It always surprises me – began Dr. Stan – how many spices there are, which is good … very good, and just the right amount. Aah.

No – Mmmmms – today then.

We had both thoroughly enjoyed our Karahi Gosht, perhaps it tasted even better because the Rickmeister had missed out. (emojis understood)

The Bill

£29.50 A tenner a head, with a Starter, perfect.

The Aftermath

The Laurieston initially satisfied Ricky’s nearby pub requirement before we took the bus up to Holland St. to another.

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Edinburgh – Rustom Restaurant – Pendragon @ Kinross

Posted on March 1, 2020 by Hector

It is four years sincePendragon last played in Scotland, and six years since the somewhat disappointing studio album – Men Who Climb Mountains. There was much advance publicity about the February release of the latest album – Love Over Fear – which people have since gone crazy about. Hector’s subtitle for this album is – Nick bought a boat – given the number of references to the sea. Nick Barrett, founding member, guitarist and composer of Pendragon’s music moved to the south-west of England and took inspiration from his surroundings – everything is blue, everything is green (360º).

After the stomping track – Everything – which is very much in the style of a Pendragon opener, the album goes surprisingly mellow with Starfish and The Moon setting the tone for much of what follows – a more simple piano accompaniment by the ever-present Clive Nolan – also of Arena –  whom I have seen in the interim. What makes Love Over Fear work is that the guitar passages emerge from within the atmosphere of the key songs rather than having riffs tagged on to the end which Nick was guilty of in the distant past.

2008 saw the release of – Pure – an album which kicks off with – Indigo – and set a standard which I believed Nick could never equal. Passion – followed three years later and came very close, another masterpiece. 2014’s – Men Who Climb Mountains – wasn’t a bad album, there were just fewer tracks which matched the standard set in the previous two. And so Nick has waited six years to write, record and produce – Love Over Fear – which must be regarded as another significantly positive milestone.

None of us is getting any younger, the physical act of standing is increasingly becoming a challenge, what happened at Bittigheim-Bissingen? Kinross being the third night of the tour gave the opperchancity to source the set-list: all of – Love Over Fear – followed by over an hour of their greatest hits, as it were. Indigo and Breaking the Spell (The Window of Life, 1993) have been played in the last three nights, as long as this maintained, there would be a Happy Hector this evening.

A Sunday in Life

Marg had international hockey practice this afternoon in Edinburgh, not too inconvenient as it happened. Hector arranged to meet Howard at Monty’s, where else? Marg arrived as hoped @17.30, there was a table reservation for 18.00 at Rustom Restaurant. Yasi was at the door of the Curry House to meet us. Hugs for Hector and only the fourth visit, however, Rustom Restaurant is already on the list of Hector’s Recommended Curry Houses.

Howard and Hector have previously enjoyed sharing a kilo of the Lamb Karahi (£24.95) at Rustom Restaurant both on-the-bone and boneless. Marg didn’t know it, but she would be the determinant of which version  was ordered this evening. Two can easily share a kilo of – on-the-bone, when Marg declared her interest we had to go – boneless. Ordering a half kilo (£17.95) was out of the question, however, who knows, they may have done – a deal.

We needed something else, just in case. I suggested a Vegetable Main Dish to share, I let my fellow diners choose. Howard spotted Aloo Anda (£8.45). Potato and Egg Curry? This was right up Hector’s street (-food).

Yasi was on hand to take the Order, I pitched my Chilli & Coriander Naan (£3.95) once again, Howard took the Chilli & Cheese Naan (£3.95) option, Marg would stick to her usual solitary Chapatti (£1.95). Check the price of Bread, are we in Aberdeen? Last Sunday Marg and Hector enjoyed 50p Naans at Bab-e-khyber (Glasgow).

Drinks were required, a litre of bottle of Sparkling Water (£4.95) for Marg and Hector and a glass of Fresh Orange & Lemonade (£2.50) for Howard. The Order noted, Poppadoms were offered. Marg insisted on having one with Mango Chutney. Whilst this amused Marg, we sat back and waited the advertised half hour wait for the Lamb Karahi to be prepared.

Sunni, the co-host came over to greet, sporting a beard. Marg was introduced, one is always made welcome at Rustom Restaurant.

The wait was distinctly less than thirty minutes, I hoped this was not a – rushed job. All the food was assembled on a stand beside the table. There should be a fanfare when the lid is removed from the karahi.

Lamb Karahi

The now customary Ginger Strips and Fresh Coriander topped the beautifully Thick and far from excessive Masala. This time, no large Green Chillies. It was very much a case of – lady first – as we divvied up our share. There would be enough for three, just.

Howard was first to make a remark – so tender meat.

Indeed, I took a hint of Pickle from the overall Flavour, quite different from the – Desi Karahi – served on previous visits, I was not getting the full-on depth of Flavour I had hoped for. For me, tonight’s Lamb Karahi was closer to – Mainstream – than Desi/Apna. I put this down to the lack of – bones – and possibly the shorter preparation time.

Aloo Anda

This was closer to having a Masala Mash than a blended mixture a la Guacamole. I had probably expected something closer to the latter and so was even more pleased with what arrived.

The Egg is hot – observed Marg, good, Hector likes hot food. Howard followed with:

A definite kick to it.

We had heat and Spice, I was happy to note how well Seasoned the Aloo Anda was also, this was quite a Dish. The Flavour from this lingered long afterwards, that would be down to the Egg then.

I haven’t forgotten about the Breads. The Wholemeal Chapatti was a decent size and disappeared quite quickly. Marg knows she can always rely on a top-up from whatever Bread I order.

I have to compliment the Chilli & Coriander Naan. This was a sensible, and therefore manageable, size. The thickness was exactly what I seek in a Naan, yet it was classically – light and fluffy – and had the welcomed burnt blisters. This may well be the best Naan of this type I have had. That every morsel was eaten, with Marg’s assistance, says it all.

The outer part of the Chilli & Cheese Naan was- in the style, the centre had not risen.

I am still new to Cheese Naans and so had to ask to what extent there was a layer of Cheese inside. Whatever the composition, I was assured there was not much cheese.

We had finished eating, still in good time for Kinross, Marg ordered Coffee (£2.50). I asked for – The Bill – this was accompanied by some Chocolate, good timing.

The reports from my fellow diners, firstly, Howard:

The lamb was very tender, excellent flavour, quite a high spice level. The side dish also had spice to it. My only issue was the lack of cheese in the Naan, but still it was very good. We were well looked after, an excellent dining experience.

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Marg was on a Coffee and Chocolate high:

I like the ambiance of the place, very mannerable waiters. I thoroughly enjoyed the succulent lamb though it had a high spice content. The Aloo Anda was a change. Overall, a very worthwhile visit, the Coffee and Chocolate added the icing to the cake.

The Bill

£54.75 Over £10.00 for Bread, we need more sensible prices a la Bradford.

The Aftermath

There had to be an updated photo of Yasi and Sunni. There was a lot of handshaking and more hugs on departure.

Don’t worry, I’ll be back – I said to Yasi.

I don’t worry – was his reply.

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Back Stage at The Green Hotel

Forty minutes later we were at The Green Hotel, Kinross. Back Stage at The Green Hotel is becoming a regular venue for bands of a certain size. Clive Nolan will be back here later in the year with Arena, Hector is due to be elsewhere and none of the other dates in the tour look possible. Across from the Green Hotel is the Loch Leven Brewery, had we known, we would have been here earlier.

Having greeted Rachel who manages all things Pendragon, we entered the room to find the majority of people sitting. Ninety seats, on a first come basis, had we known we would have been here earlier. I estimated some fifty more standing, as we were right at the back, get here early.

Pete Jones, the support, was already on stage. A singer/piano player, the audience paid due reverence to his self composed material. The recognisable piano intro to The Musical Box (Genesis) caused a stir, that went down well. Whilst I excused myself, Marg witnessed the performance of a song by a famous chap who abandoned his Greek name. Wham! Marg probably enjoyed the set more than I did, more her sort of thing. The Tiger Moth Tales album may become a stocking filler later in the year.

Pendragon took to the stage just before 21.00. Clive kicked things off with an elaborate organ variation on the opening track before getting into the somewhat cheesy organ intro for Everything. Nick timed his arrival on stage for the guitar sequence that is – pure Pendragon. Starfish and the Moon followed straight on as it had to, a quiet outro to the opening song.

Nick is always happy to see his audience, his band, his music. The banter between Nick and the audience can become strange, quite strange. Is Kinross related to ‘knell? – Nick had to ask, just to get this out of his system.

There is a lyrical earworm that has probably affected every person who has listened to Love Over Fear. The chorus of the following Truth and Lies – deeper and deeper down the rabbit hole – is sung over a quiet guitar sequence. Tonight, Mark Westwood (Magenta/She) would play acoustic fills throughout the set. We had two lady backing singers also, the model from the last tour. When the acoustic/light guitar sequence ended, piano led to the guitar, here we go … sustain, and a magnificent four minute instrumental sequence that marks the for me, the true beginning of the album. From here on, everything rocks, this is Pendragon. A keyboard motif brings the track to a close, we could have had more minutes of this, let Clive loose.

…and Nick Barrett on Mandolin

The Mandolin had to be introduced to the audience, more banter. Fortunately, tonight there was less of a – sing-along – the bonus of the album being recently released.

360º, a sea shanty, a celtic connection, whatever, a bizarre song which breaks up the mood of what comes before and after. Zoe Devensih managed to combine her backing vocal duties with some appropriate sounding violin on 360º and the following song Soul and the Sea which is a much calmer, more atmospheric offering.

Eternal – summer, swallows and amazons – hear (sic) we go again. Eternal, an eight minute plus epic, if that is an epic, with vocal synth sounds courtesy of Clive, could well be the best track on the album. It simply builds and builds a la Pendragon. The guitar motif mid song may well have been – borrowed – from the Pendragon back catalogue, however, the guitar break towards the end is more of what we want.

Water again starts gently, with some tasty fretless bass from Peter Gee. A gentle rocker of a song and only two seconds under the eight minutes, maybe the guitar break on this song matches the wonder of – Eternal?

Whirlwind, another ballad, is stripped down, just piano and vocals until the song develops, brave and well delivered. Thankfully the audience, to a man, continually showed due reverence, no private conversations going on to spoil the intimate atmosphere for all. Who Really Are We gets back to the Pendragon stomping sound. The intro is not far away from my favourite Indigo but goes off in another direction with more acoustic fill required by Mark Westwood. This song feels somehow so familiar, as though we have been hearing it for years. Afraid of Everything finishes the album and the first part of the concert. The big keyboard theme towards the end was a beautiful way to bring this to a conclusion.

The ninety stood for a standing ovation. I expected a break between this and the part two, alas, after a few moments we were off again. The legs hated me, I could have done with a walk. For Brand X we’ll get here and claim a seat.

The Walls of Babylon (The Window of Life, 1993) has started many a Pendragon gig and so was the obvious song to kick off the second half. The Wishing Well: II. Sou’ by Sou’ West (Believe, 2005) kept the – sea – references coming this evening. Indigo (Pure, 2008), take a bow, Mr. Barrett, a song of such complexity, you’ll never write a better one, until you do. This Green and Pleasant Land (Passion, 2011) had to be played then the surprise of the night for Hector. Paintbox (The Masquerade Overture, 1996) may well be the inspiration for some of the sounds, arrangements, in Love Over Fear. Faces of Light (Men Who Climb Mountains, 2014), well there had to be something played from the last album was followed by the showstopper – Breaking the Spell (The Window of Life, 1993). Nick Barrett, guitar legend.

Masters of Illusion (The Masquerade Overture, 1996) was the encore, maybe all of Pendragon in one song? The stomping beginning could easily have gone to fade out, instead another direction is found and the song progresses toward another classic Barrett riff. Progressive Rock!

It was nearly Monday, in a few months Marg will no longer consider this  to be a school night. Google Maps took us back via the Kincardine Bridge, next time we’ll stick to the motorway.

Until next week in Lódz…

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Dumbarton – Bollywood Lounge – Next time, Glasgow or Annaya’s, Helensburgh

Posted on February 28, 2020 by Hector

Alan was in touch last night suggesting an evening of Curry & Cider in Dumbarton. Curry in Dumbarton is quite a rare event. I believed  Dining Room @ No 10 to have gone, apparently not. Haveli eventually opened as a World Buffet, not a serious Curry House then, and so Hector has never been tempted to investigate further.  Delhi Darbar was dismissed by Alan due to – red coloured Curry.  That left Bollywood Lounge (61a High Street, Dumbarton, Dunbartonshire, G82 1LS).  Being a Friday, I suggested Alan make a booking, 20.00 was agreed.

At the top of the stairs two chaps were deep in discussion, one I would later establish was the delivery driver, he had a quiet night. Only three tables were occupied in the somewhat large premises, interesting. On the train journey down I had studied the Menu. Prices have certainly gone up more than the rate of inflation since I was last here three years ago. Last time I found the Menu to be almost the antithesis of what I seek in Curry, a predominance of Chicken Dishes and Green Peppers otherwise mentioned in the description of too many.

In 2016 I enjoyed the Lagan ki Boti, then £8.95, now £11.95. Having had this I felt something else was appropriate. Machi Masala (£13.95) was dismissed on two counts: why was it £4.00 more than in 2016, and having sampled a Soupçon last time, it was too Sweet?!

Hector had a brainwave!

The best way to avoid the dreaded Green Mush, was to choose from the – Vegetarian Dishes. These were available at £7.95 for a Main Dish and £6.95 for a Side Dish. Why order a – Side? I was also trusting that Capsicum, needlessly used in the Meat Dishes would not appear in the Vegetarian Dishes. Aloo Gobi and Daal Makhani therefore became my choices, with a Keema Paratha (£3.50) to accompany.

Alan who shares my abhorrence of Green Peppers in Curry, also commented on their abundance. Lagan Ki Boti for him plus one Chapatti (£1.10), safe, he asked for the Spice Level to be above – medium. Hector was happy to see what came. We would also share two Starters – Fish Pakora (£5.95) and Seekh Kebab (4.95).

A Strongbow tap stood proudly on the bar. There was no Cider in the house – Sparkling Water (£2.00) for Hector and a glass of wine (£3.50) or two, for Alan.

The waitress brought complimentary Poppadoms and Spiced Onions. Dining this late, I was hungry and so for once took part in the Poppadom ritual. I ate my share of the Spiced Onions, Alan wasn’t too impressed by them, and – no Cummin Seeds – in the Poppadoms.

Fish Pakora

Six decent sized pieces of Battered Fish were accompanied by a Salad garnish, twelve pieces would have been better. Presumably Haddock, the Fish was fresh, the Batter well Spiced and most importantly, the Seasoning was there. Impressive Fish Pakora.

Seekh Kebab

A pair is standard. Three were presented, just as well, these were skimpy in girth. Alan remarked about the lack of Seasoning and that he would never order this again, I concurred. The Spice was there, however, the Kebabs were quite simply – Bland.

On enquiring about the locus of the – facilities – I was shown a door to a long corridor, and so began a sojourn that was comparable to that of a well known pub chain. Two buckets sat on the floor in the middle of the Gents, behold the leaking roof.

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We forgot to ask for the bread to be served – whole – Alan reminded me – it gets cold – otherwise. Who is this chap? His standards certainly match Hector’s.

The Keema Paratha was served in quarters. Being stuffed, the usual Paratha standards were not invoked. The Mince was Brown, the Bread was well Seasoned, two boxes ticked. I managed three quarters. The Chapatti was thankfully served whole and folded, simples.

Decent, despite being a bit thin – was Alan’s take on his Chapatti.

Aloo Gobi

Having enjoyed the best Aloo Gobi in Central Scotland courtesy of Yadgar midweek, the challenge was on. The bulk of the Dish was Cauliflower, the proportion of Potato was distinctly less. Sadly, the Cauliflower was pretty much – Pulp – not the texture one seeks. The Potato, when eventually uncovered, was slightly on the firm side, but fine. The base Masala featured Onions, not the Tomato a la Yadgar. The taste of Cauliflower dominated, I suspect the Potatoes could have been cooked a bit longer to absorb whatever Flavours the Masala was due to provide.

Daal Makhani

This I knew I would never finish, but the Aloo Gobi alone would never have been enough. With Kidney Beans accompanying the Lentils, the Masala Mash was Creamy as the nature of this Dish should be, however, it was strangely Thick. Again I could see Onions. I wondered if they had run out and mixed in some of the base Masala? Half Masala, Half Daal – is what I noted. Speculation.

The Flavours from the Daal complemented the Aloo Gobi and the Keema Paratha, Hector had in fact chosen a working combination. I could never ascertain where the – kick- was coming from, but the Spice Level did not disappoint. I had Seasoning, Spice and Flavour, so not a bad meal overall.

Lagan Ki Boti

Wow! – was Alan’s immediate reaction to his first sample of his Lamb Curry without Capsicum. Topped with salt – was the explanation for his reaction. Quite tomatoey, a bit burnt tomato – he continued.

Beneath the somewhat large strips of Fresh Ginger (only) one could see relatively large pieces of Onion protruding from the Masala. An acceptable mini-pool of Oil was forming on the surface. One Chapatti appeared to be too little to accompany this, I invited Alan to have the final quarter of the Paratha.

On the edge – was Alan’s verdict on the Spice Level, more would have been excessive.

I’ll keep going on the train – he concluded.

Hector concluded that it will be a long, long time before we have Curry again in Dumbarton.

The Bill

£54.80 This included £12.45 for drinks. I also believe the Daal Makhani was charged at £8.95.

The Aftermath

Those who were present on our arrival were finishing up, no more had arrived. If this was a typical Friday night at Bollywood Lounge, I fear for their future.

A well know pub chain a few doors down had copious Strongbow, Hector’s preferred post-Curry tipple.

Update 2025

In September, Bollywood Lounge became Zaika.

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Glasgow – Yadgar Kebab House – Naveed has a new hat!

Posted on February 26, 2020 by Hector

With a big football match kicking off early this evening, serious bunkers were required this afternoon. Where should Hector go to guarantee major happiness at least for the afternoon? Well – Yadgar Kebab House (148 Calder St, Govanhill, Glasgow, G42 7QP) of course, it has been a while.

As I like to do when arriving as a solo diner, I would survey the – Daily Specials. Naveed was back from his travels and in his spot. He talked me through the Dishes on display. What looked like Chicken Palak, was in fact Palak Gosht. Never a particular favourite, it was the only Lamb Curry today. Made with five different Herbs, I was told some time back – Spinach, Methi, Mustard Leaves, Curry Leaves and Parsley – is my best guess. Yadgar’s is always way better than the Creamy interpretation I have found at too many venues, especially in Mainland Europe. One Chapatti would complete the Order, or so I thought. Naveed suggested a Mango Rubicon, his new colleague had one in my hand in a flash.  Poppadoms were offered but graciously declined.

Naveed has a new hat! It’s not every day one can report this. Is it possible that Naveed travels more than Hector?

I took my seat at the small table nearest to the kitchen. Three other tables were occupied, a diverse company. We all knew why were here, no Pizza was being served this afternoon. The new chap brought the necessaries, the reheat did not take long.

The Wholemeal Chapatti was as light as a feather. One was just enough.

Palak Gosht

I shall always prefer a Masala with Herbs over a Herb Mash, however, Yadgar’s has pedigree.

The Lamb was – on-the-bone – a surprise. The – kick – was another surprise. The usual Spinach bitterness was not there, this was so Mellow, a complexity of Flavours, a very pleasant change from my usual.

Aloo Gobi

How does Chef get so much flavour into Potatoes and Cauliflower? I could see what looked like a Tomato-based Masala as the base. Maybe this is the same as used in their Meat Curry? Chef’s secret.

I drive past Yadgar at least once a week. Due to the parking restrictions imposed by the pedestrian lights, stopping outside is rarely possible, a pity. I would buy Aloo Gobi to take away frequently otherwise. What we need is the – Yadgar drive-thru.

Chef Arshad appeared beside me. I told him I could eat his Aloo Gobi every day. He likes to see people appreciating his Fayre.

The Bill

£10.00    My favourite round number.

The Aftermath

Naveed was keen to tell me why he had not posted photos of the food he had enjoyed on his last trip, decorum required. Everyone knows that Curry tastes better once photographed. Then there was his trip to a certain Chicken chain, eh? Even Hector has to admit to going to Pizza Hut in Agra to give Marg a break from – Indian Cuisine.

Do you want Rogan Josh on your Pizza?

So it goes.

Laters…

What a happy evening, the pain of Euro-disappointment has been postponed for a month – at least.

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Glasgow – Bab-e-khyber – It’s All Happening on the Southside

Posted on February 23, 2020 by Hector

Three weeks ago, Hector visited the recently opened Pir Mahal Cafe on Albert Drive for the first time. Yesterday was Mags’ – Birthday Curry – at New Ghandi. When Marg picked me up later she suggested Curry-Heute with Mother India’s Cafe in mind. This morning I found an email from Curryspondent Archie making me aware of another new venue across the river – Desi Dhaba Chaiwala (650 Eglinton St, Glasgow G5 9RP), off we went.

Desi Dhaba Chaiwala is in a portacabin sharing a site with a car-wash, different. Unfortunately Desi Dhaba was closed. A car-wash-wala told me the Curry House is closed for a couple of weeks, we headed further south.

I went to Bab-e-khyber (162, 164 Kilmarnock Rd, Shawlands, Glasgow G41 3PG) two Wednesdays back and found it unexpectedly closed. A lady parked outside informed that this was due to illness – someone was on their way – I didn’t have time to hang about. Trusting their advertised noon opening time today, here was the opperchancity to try again. We arrived just on 14.30.

The lights were on but the place was not in a state of readiness, tables needed wiped, the Tandoor was still firing up, we took our seats regardless, Hector was on a mission.

Lamb Karahi ½ kg (£12.00) is why Hector was here. Pakistani & Afghani Cuisine – is the Fayre on offer, regular readers will appreciate that this is the Hector idyll. With no Samosas on offer to tempt Marg, she announced Lamb Chops (£7.00). The description promised quite a feast: 4 Lamb Chops, a Naan, Salad and Sauce.

Mein Host apologised for being behind with the setup, the Lamb Chops still needed to be marinaded and this would take twenty minutes. Similarly, the Tandoor would need to reach its optimum temperature. We would wait. I added a Naan (£0.50) to the Order to accompany my Karahi Gosht.

We sat patiently, monitoring Rangers throwing away any chance of wining the League, just another Sunday. The décor is simple, Bab-e-khyber seats eighteen. Marg decided to go food shopping for Mother and came back with an array of birthday cards. Anyone else having a birthday soon? Mein Host apologised again, they were open until 02.00 last night, sounded like a private party. He also confirmed the noon opening time, except Sundays, which is 14.00. It was 15.15 when the food started to arrive. It was worth the wait.

Mein Host did well to get everything on the table, he had expected more staff @15.00, alas, not today. A Chilli Dip and a Raita were accompanied, eventually, by a generous Salad complete with Olives and Pickled Chillies. Had Marg missed the Greek Salad (£3.50) tucked away in the – Extras? The Naans were served whole, a simple act which always pleases. With perforations, they had not risen as much as they could have, approaching Rogni Naan (£1.50) which was also available. Still, the Bread was light and fluffy, and at 50p, made a mockery of so many venues. This is surely the true value of Bread.

Lamb Chops

The four Lamb Chops were well fired, their Tandoor works! Salad, as described, was also present. As Marg took her first bite into a Chop, so she raised her other hand to make a positive gesture. I was invited to take a nibble – decent Chops! Such was the volume of food on the table, it took Marg the whole time of my eating to finish her Lamb Chops.

My Lamb Chops were gorgeous, succulent meat!

Lamb Karahi

Shorva! I had not been expecting that. OK, one sets that disappointment aside, it’s all about the taste. Sliced Green Chilli and a sprinkling of Fresh Coriander topped the Curry. The given description mentioned – Tomatoes, Ginger, Chillies and Garam Masala – but not Onions. A very simple Masala, the Dish was therefore all about the – slow cooking. I didn’t count the Meat, why bother in a half kilo portion? There was enough. The dark colour impressed, no nasty – Red – here.

I dipped a piece of Naan into the Shorva, we had Flavour! I recognised this distinctive Earthy Flavour, but from where? I invited Marg to follow suit – Cinnamon – was her observation, followed by – a slight sweetness. Marg acknowledged the pedigree of what lay before us. The Seasoning was how Hector likes it, serious; the Chillies upped the Spice Level. Time to try the Meat.

The Lamb had been slow cooked to perfection, so Soft, yet far from pulp.

Mein Host came over to ask the customary question. Marg enthused about her Lamb Chops. I had to mention – Namkeen – as this was another possible outcome I had in mind for today’s Karahi. I believe he said they do it. Hector was eating, with his fingers, not the time to take notes.

More food, just what we needed. Mein Host brought a Soupçon of Chana Masala. We were being well looked after and our patience was certainly paying off. Chickpeas are never my favourite, however, the Masala was quite different from what I was already eating. This was decidedly Thicker, there was a slight Creaminess with an underlying Musky Flavour. If this floats your boat, ask for it.

As the level of the Shorva dropped so I came to see that pulped Meat formed part of what was evolving before me, I could now use the term – Masala. There had to be another photo.

This is what I had been expecting to receive, this looked like a quality Lamb Karahi. What I was tasting finally registered. Both the taste and appearance were reminiscent of the Mutton Handi as served at Sarina’s (Queensbury-Bradford). I can give no higher praise. Garam Masala, no other powdered Spice, is this the secret?

Between us, we managed only one Naan, then came the moment when I had to take stock. I had reached the point of maximum pleasure, to continue eating would have spoiled this. With eight pieces of Meat left, I called a halt. Tomorrow’s lunch.

The Bill

£19.00 My kind of price, my kind of place.

The Aftermath

The Calling Card issued, we chatted on. Mein Host drew my attention to the Kabli Pilow (£8.00), a Rice Dish which is clearly more than a Biryani. With Lamb or Beef, this could be quite a change for Hector, but then I couldn’t have the Karahi Gosht at the same time.

I’ll be back.

Meanwhile, Monday’s Lunch

I heated the Takeaway Lamb Karahi on the stove, microwaves can do horrible things to Curry. However, half of the Naan was nuked for one minute.

The similarity in Flavour to Sarina’s – Mutton Handi – is confirmed. This was excellent, however, Sarina’s – Mutton Handi  – is served on-the-bone and so retains its special place.

Menu

Update June 1st, 2020

Bab-E-Khyber is no more.

The premises are rebranded as – Berivan – a kebap shop.

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