

When Hector arrived in Crawley this morning, he found Lord Clive studying possible places at which to pass the time on Wednesday when we’ll be mob handed, and before the outrageously wonderful UnBarred Brewery opens at 16.00. Curry Leaf Cafe – Brighton Lanes (60 Ship St., Brighton BN1 1AE England) popped up on his search, Craft Bier and Curry at the same venue? This had to be explored.

With Jonathan also in Crawley this week, the three of us headed down to the coast. Curry Leaf Cafe was due to close for a two hour break at 15.00, we entered at 14.30, hopefully at least a Starter might be offered. Three pints of Burning Sky’s Session IPA, Arise, at a modest 4.4%, were ordered whilst we studied the Lunch Menu. Does this mean there’s a Main Menu?
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Goan Pork Ribs (£6.95) appeared to fit the bill. We were after a snack, not a main meal. The waitress, who struggled with two Scottish dialects, advised that the portion was small. This puzzled, Pork is the cheapest of Meat. We were invited to consider the Thali Platters.
Thali is something I tend to dismiss, usually I am after my – dinner. This afternoon, a glorified – snack – would suit us perfectly. Keeping things light, I chose the Aloo Gobi Masala (£11.95) whilst Clive and Jonathan both went for Lamb Rogan Josh (£13.95).


I had time to take in the surroundings, one wonders as to the make up of the clientele. How many come for drinks, how many for food? That only two of the four named Craft Beers on the menu were available today may have frustrated some.
When the waitress brought the first of the metal Thali trays, she announced that Chef had made an error, she was temporarily a Lamb short. There was a portion of Chicken Makhani however, and so she placed this on the table for us to share. Nice touch.
Thali – Aloo Gobi Masala
Where do you start?
Some bits were hot, others not, so having identified what was what, eat the warm stuff first.
There were three pieces of Vegetable Pakora and plenty of Dips to choose from. The Pakora seemed twice fried but was very tasty. I then dipped a piece of Poppadom into the Dip which was not listed on the Menu – a puréed Lime Pickle. This was astonishing. I looked over to Jonathan to establish if he had got there yet, oh yes. If the Aloo Gobi was bland, this would certainly liven it up. Having now reached the Naan, I tried some of the Panchratna Dal. I was glad to find it warm with an Earthy Flavour. This was another plus.
Eating directly from the tray still felt a bit strange yet I’ll happily eat from a karahi. The so-called Biriyani Rice was there, a decent portion for what I was still approaching as a – snack. The Aloo Jeera also had Peas and given the main part of my Thali was the Potato-Cauliflower, I decided that combining these might be the way forward. Decisions.
The Aloo Gobi was topped with what I took to be fresh Curry Leaves. Green Beans were also a listed ingredient, so quite a Vegetable Curry. With plenty of solids packed into what was a Tapas metal bowl, the blended Masala would not be excessive.
The Spice was at a decent level, the Seasoning was – low – however, being my first Curry since the – assalt – (sic) at Karahi Palace two days ago, nothing was going to register. The Texture of the three vegetables was spot on, the Cauliflower in particular, retained a bit of crunch, it’s too easy to serve pulp here. The encounter with a Clove was another positive, even more Flavour. With the extra Potato and some of the Daal, the reality was dawning, my meal was far from being a snack.
Jonathan had started on the Chicken Makhani, again positive sounds from across the table. I took a piece of the Chicken and minimal Creamy Masala, Sweeter, as expected. The Texture of the Chicken was excellent, Marg, who loves Creamy Curry, would have appreciated this.
Thali – Lamb Rogan Josh
At least six pieces of Meat are visible in the photo, in the end, Jonathan counted nine, so this was far from being – Tapas. The blended Masala again looked to be a worthy accompaniment. Both chaps thoroughly enjoyed their selection. It looks as though I’ll have to try the Rogan Josh next time.
The diversity, of Textures and Flavours, plus the – shock – of the Lime Pickle, this was simply an outstanding array of Dishes, Dips and Bread. Well done, Clive, for discovering this place.
The Bill
£58.25 A disgraceful £19.50 spent on Bier, and we came for a – snack.
The Aftermath
Needless to say, it was well after the 15.00 closing time when we departed. That we were not rushed was appreciated. The Calling Card was given, was its purpose understood?
I note there is another branch in Brighton at Kemptown, note, is closed on Mondays and Tuesdays.


Spending a July Saturday afternoon in Glasgow still feels strange. Crossing the Clyde felt even stranger, the new banking complex is certainly – coming on. How many more quiet visits will there be to 

I could have sent it back, but why erode the margins of profit for a business at this difficult time? The Naan was dripping in Butter, there was no sign of the Chillies. Hector had been give the more common Garlic & Coriander Naan. With perforations, it had been prevented from rising in the centre. Knowing that I would manage about half, the puffy, well fired rim, would become my area of enjoyment.
Ah, the Toppings! It’s easy to take these for granted, but when there’s no – foliage – one is missing out on that which gives a Karahi that extra something. Ginger Strips, Coriander, and Green Chillies sliced lengthwise, Mmmmm.
The Meat was piled high, there’s no need to count, the portion is always substantial. I dug through the Thick Masala Mash to find the Oil which had collected on the base of the karahi. The first dip of Naan was a fine example of the self-fulfilling prophecy. Garlic, the Garlic from the Naan dominated, it distorted the anticipated Flavours, so it goes. This is why I believe that Garlic Naan is best avoided, unless, this is the Flavour one seeks. At 



Occasionally one comes across a venue which is not a Curry House, but does sell Curry, and something says it has to be investigated. Such is Auld Acquaintance (9 Dalrymple St., Girvan Ayrshire KA26 9EU) our first port of call for a late lunch when we arrived in Girvan on Sunday afternoon. 


Auld Acquaintance, a Restaurant by name, a Cafe by décor, has a World Menu. My decision to come this evening was to sample the Curry as Delphina predicted when we departed on Sunday. Marg need not have Curry, her choice.
A Curry features as the – Daily Special, tonight – Chicken Dhansak. You can’t win them all. The Menu has – Authentic Curry (Veg from) £10.99. Fish, Beef and Pork are an extra £2.50, £3.00 and £2.00 respectively. On telling Delphina that I preferred to avoid – Chicken – she went through to the kitchen and returned with – Kofta – as an additional alternative. Kofta – was recorded as – Malai Kofta – also – Spicy. Marg chose Penne Carbonara, however she was not about to abandon the food of the Indian Subcontinent. When Vegetable Samosas were mentioned, a portion of four was ordered to start. We were advised that they would be – small.
The four Samosas were served with an interesting Yoghurt Dip and a salad garnish. Piping hot, they packed a Spicy punch,. Potato featured prominently, the Pastry was fresh and flaky, definitely moreish.
This was quite a spread, two brown, puffy Flatbreads, a Yoghurt Dip, Mango Chutney, a Poppadom, and a karahi containing the Kofta in a sound looking Masala. As I took stock of what lay before me, and planned my attack, Prenil came out with a Soupçon of Lamb Liver Pate.

I counted six Kofta as I arranged them on the Rice, each would be halved. With all the Bits, this would be quite a meal.
The first dip of Bread into the Masala was a shocker. What on Earth was this? Last night at
What was I tasting? I began a process of elimination. Cinnamon, absolutely not, definitely a Spice, not a Herb, so that ruled out Methi/Coriander. Not – Aniseed, Clove, Cumin (Seed), Tamarind, the big hitters. What’s left? Powdered – Coriander and Cumin? I must pair these when I get home and taste that combination. Or, is it possible there’s a pungent Spice which Hector does not know of?





Marg and Hector are in Girvan for a few days – Staycation-2021. In this west coast seaside town, en-suite accommodation was available at a sensible price for our chosen dates. Why do so many Scottish B&Bs think a shared bathroom is acceptable in this century?
I had booked a table for 19.00, and so Mein Host greeted us by name throughout our visit. A young waitress took our Drinks order, a litre bottle of Sparkling Water was brought. With no Drinks Menu, there was no clue as to the cost. 
There is a £1.50 surcharge on the quoted £10.95 for Lamb, therefore at £12.45, quite pricey for a Restaurant in the provinces. Of course, a substantial portion may justify this. Marg would choose from the – Medium Dishes – Lamb Lassani (£12.45). To accompany, Mushroom Rice (£3.75) and a Plain Paratha (£2.95). 








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Marg was ahead of me in complimenting the Meat, it was delightfully Tender. The Meat count was into double figures, each piece was a good size, so the price felt justified. 

No Toppings, one cannot therefore take – foliage – for granted. Having sampled a Soupçon of the Masala, it was difficult to say how it differed from the Cobra other than having less of a – kick. Again, in terms of Flavour, nothing significant was coming across. Ginger Strips and Coriander Leaves could have done a lot for this Curry. Marg’s verdict:
We cleared our plates: every grain of Rice, crumb of Paratha, karahi wiped clean. This confirms that there was absolutely nothing wrong with the food served here this evening, but we were back in the land of Mainstream Curry. One always hopes to discover something special, surprising, not this evening. 




Madras Cafe (82 Howard St., Glasgow G1 4EE) is the third Curry House to occupy this locus. 
The young waiter brought the Menu complete with lunchtime (£6.50) and pre-theatre (£9.95) options. The Lunch Menu clearly says Monday to Friday, so maybe a change of policy? Having studied the online Menu, – something in Fish – is what I had in mind. Soupy Curry is typical of that served here under the previous incarnations, if I can tolerate this at
Three more diners entered. I heard them ask for a – Drinks Menu – but could not make out the response, they took soft drinks in the end. The Bar has an array of bottled spirits, and presumably liqueurs. There are no Bier taps. 

The platter seemed huge, and the Fish occupied most of it. The Sea Bass may been deliberately broken into four pieces. As I carefully decanted the bits, so I became fully aware of just how much Fish was here. It is always difficult to judge the actual quantity of the Flaked Fish as served in a typical Bradford Fish Karahi. As I started breaking up the quarters, I could tell that this was going to be a lot of eating.
The yellow, pepper-speckled, creamy, Masala was not excessive, and the viscosity impressed. This was not a Soupy Curry, the ratio of – Meat to Masala – was favourable. Green Beans and bits of something – red – were immediately prominent. Tomato, I deduced eventually, not Carrots, and not …
The Spice Level was moderate initially, but built. When I bit into a supposedly Green Bean and got a huge – kick – I realised some were Green Chillies. No problems with the Spice Level then, and for some I would suggest – take care! There was no sense of the taste of Coconut in the Masala. Not that I mind Coconut, but it does lead to Sweet Curry, this was not. I would upgrade the waiter’s – quite rich – to – seriously rich. This is not the style of Curry that Hector would normally order. Nor did the Masala have the South Indian Smokey Flavour that I have come to associate with
It took fully twenty five minutes to eat this Curry. The young waiter, who had witnessed my photographing the Menu and all thereafter, came over to ask if I was enjoying the food. I gestured to my almost empty plate.
I asked for – The Bill – instead, a chap resplendent in Chef’s uniform stood beside me, beaming, this was Shabu, Mein Host. He confirmed their opening during Lockdown had been a far from ideal time to launch a new business. As I talked Shabu through the Curry-Heute website on the still reliable Oppo, he realised that he knew me from his time at 













Topped with copious pieces of large sliced Green Chillies and Coriander Leaves, this was unlike anything ever seen before. Two Salmon Steaks were smothered in the darkest of Tomato-rich Masalas. I did ask Waris if it was all Tomato, Onions were in there too. My wife’s recipe – he admitted.
It looked as though the Spiced Salmon had been baked in the Masala, everything was therefore in harmony. Marg was loving this, a unique experience, nobody has ever served a Fish Karahi like this anywhere else. 

Ginger Strips had been added to the Toppings. The Masala appeared identical to that which had smothered the Salmon. The Lamb was on-the-bone, and so the portion was not excessive, especially when Marg announced that she would only have a Soupçon. For Hector, this would be a case of eat slowly, enjoy.
The Meat varied in quality. Some pieces were delightfully Soft, others took quite a bit of chewing. The bones were discarded, Lamb and Fish bones on the same plate, another unique experience.
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