
Marg and Hector are in Girvan for a few days – Staycation-2021. In this west coast seaside town, en-suite accommodation was available at a sensible price for our chosen dates. Why do so many Scottish B&Bs think a shared bathroom is acceptable in this century?
Dalrymple Street is where Curry is found in Girvan, actually, outwith this main shopping street there’s not much of anything. Yasmin’s Fine Indian Cuisine (10 Dalrymple St., Girvan, Ayrshire KA26 9AE) is the only dedicated Curry House with sitting in. Closed on a Tuesday, it was tonight or never.
I had booked a table for 19.00, and so Mein Host greeted us by name throughout our visit. A young waitress took our Drinks order, a litre bottle of Sparkling Water was brought. With no Drinks Menu, there was no clue as to the cost.
Marg decided she was having Poppadoms (£1.50). Having photographed the Menu posted in the window yesterday, I had narrowed my choices to three possibilities, each in the – Hot Dishes – section: Chilli Bhoona, Lahori Masala, and the unusually titled Cobra.


There is a £1.50 surcharge on the quoted £10.95 for Lamb, therefore at £12.45, quite pricey for a Restaurant in the provinces. Of course, a substantial portion may justify this. Marg would choose from the – Medium Dishes – Lamb Lassani (£12.45). To accompany, Mushroom Rice (£3.75) and a Plain Paratha (£2.95).


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The young waitress returned to take the Order.
I listed my choices and my reasoning:
I do not wish to see Peppers in my Curry.
I asked which had the most Flavour. The waitress admitted that she had no personal knowledge of any of the Dishes, but most people went for Cobra. She confirmed that Cobra would be – Spicy – but wouldn’t all the Dishes in this section be so? Having restated that my interest was more about – Flavour – I continued:
Should I phone a friend, ask the audience?
Why at this point did she not defer to someone in the Restaurant who could answer?
Cobra it would be for Hector, and the lady at the adjacent table assured Marg that Lassani was a good choice.
Marg then added her request for Poppadoms and Mango Chutney.
How many? – was the reply. Unbelievably, at Yasmin’s, like 7 Spices Balti (Sheffield) – Poppadoms – on the Menu is actually – the singular. Marg persevered despite knowing that this goes against everything that – The Curry-Heute Campaign – stands for.
No Peppers – was noted for both Main Courses.


The solitary Poppadom was accompanied by a surprisingly large bowl of Mango Chutney. Marg took care of the Poppadom, OK, I had a nibble with some Chutney. I suggested that rather than waste the remaining Chutney, we hold on to it, just in case.


The adjacent couple were finishing their glasses of wine at the end of their meal. Two female strangers let loose, after some ten minutes it became possible that xmas cards might well be exchanged.


The Rice arrived with the Curry. Fresh Mushrooms pleased, there was enough to share, just. There was an apology for the relatively late arrival of the Paratha. The Wholemeal Paratha had the – spiral – and was soft and flaky. A good choice, and somehow we managed to finish it.
Lamb Cobra
The half, large Green Chilli was the differentiating feature to distinguish our choices.

The redness struck us both, this cannot be natural. The Masala was suitably viscous, so not a Soupy Curry then. The Spice Level was decent, the extra Chilli would enhance this as and when required. Where was the Seasoning? I always congratulate Chefs whom I consider to be – brave. The Chef at Yasmin’s most certainly was not. As a consequence, the Flavours of the Spices simply did not come across, just their heat.
Marg was ahead of me in complimenting the Meat, it was delightfully Tender. The Meat count was into double figures, each piece was a good size, so the price felt justified.
Hector decided to go down the Chasni road and took some of the leftover Mango Chutney. The first sample of this new mix confirmed that Hector’s taste-buds were still working. Sweeter, yes, but definitely more Flavoursome than that which had been presented. A pity the rules of Curry-Heute did not permit me to add – Salt!


Lamb Lassani
No Toppings, one cannot therefore take – foliage – for granted. Having sampled a Soupçon of the Masala, it was difficult to say how it differed from the Cobra other than having less of a – kick. Again, in terms of Flavour, nothing significant was coming across. Ginger Strips and Coriander Leaves could have done a lot for this Curry. Marg’s verdict:
Dark red looking, very tender lamb and a rich flavoured sauce. (really?)
I enjoyed the Mushroom Rice for a change and half of the Paratha.
Mein Host came over as we neared the end – How is your meal?
I’ll tell you at the end, for reasons I’ll explain later – was my response.
Undaunted, he sat at the adjacent table and engaged us in conversation. Marg’s earlier conversation had established that significant travel was (once upon a time) involved in him getting to Girvan each day. All is well now. He confirmed that Yasmin’s has been in existence for some five years. Previously he worked at a Curry House in Newton Stewart.
We cleared our plates: every grain of Rice, crumb of Paratha, karahi wiped clean. This confirms that there was absolutely nothing wrong with the food served here this evening, but we were back in the land of Mainstream Curry. One always hopes to discover something special, surprising, not this evening.
The Bill
£39.60 As it was not itemised, I cannot confirm the prices of the Sparkling Water or Mango Chutney.
The Aftermath
It was a different chap who cleared the table. With Calling Card at the ready, I waited for the opperchancity to engage Mein Host. Unfortunately, he disappeared out the door with a large Takeaway, a delivery. The Calling Card was left, but this was not the end.
An hour or so later, we were heading back to the venue which may well be regarded as our – Local. Mein Host came out of Yasmin’s with another delivery and drove off, but only for a few metres. On spotting us he pulled over, opened the car door and thanked us for our business.
Now that was a – special – moment. There’s more!
Breaking News!
Angela announced this evening that as of Wednesday, doubly vaccinated citizens of the UK can enter Deutschland without quarantine.
Can we come back?
Menu extracts





Madras Cafe (82 Howard St., Glasgow G1 4EE) is the third Curry House to occupy this locus. 
The young waiter brought the Menu complete with lunchtime (£6.50) and pre-theatre (£9.95) options. The Lunch Menu clearly says Monday to Friday, so maybe a change of policy? Having studied the online Menu, – something in Fish – is what I had in mind. Soupy Curry is typical of that served here under the previous incarnations, if I can tolerate this at
Three more diners entered. I heard them ask for a – Drinks Menu – but could not make out the response, they took soft drinks in the end. The Bar has an array of bottled spirits, and presumably liqueurs. There are no Bier taps. 

The platter seemed huge, and the Fish occupied most of it. The Sea Bass may been deliberately broken into four pieces. As I carefully decanted the bits, so I became fully aware of just how much Fish was here. It is always difficult to judge the actual quantity of the Flaked Fish as served in a typical Bradford Fish Karahi. As I started breaking up the quarters, I could tell that this was going to be a lot of eating.
The yellow, pepper-speckled, creamy, Masala was not excessive, and the viscosity impressed. This was not a Soupy Curry, the ratio of – Meat to Masala – was favourable. Green Beans and bits of something – red – were immediately prominent. Tomato, I deduced eventually, not Carrots, and not …
The Spice Level was moderate initially, but built. When I bit into a supposedly Green Bean and got a huge – kick – I realised some were Green Chillies. No problems with the Spice Level then, and for some I would suggest – take care! There was no sense of the taste of Coconut in the Masala. Not that I mind Coconut, but it does lead to Sweet Curry, this was not. I would upgrade the waiter’s – quite rich – to – seriously rich. This is not the style of Curry that Hector would normally order. Nor did the Masala have the South Indian Smokey Flavour that I have come to associate with
It took fully twenty five minutes to eat this Curry. The young waiter, who had witnessed my photographing the Menu and all thereafter, came over to ask if I was enjoying the food. I gestured to my almost empty plate.
I asked for – The Bill – instead, a chap resplendent in Chef’s uniform stood beside me, beaming, this was Shabu, Mein Host. He confirmed their opening during Lockdown had been a far from ideal time to launch a new business. As I talked Shabu through the Curry-Heute website on the still reliable Oppo, he realised that he knew me from his time at 













Topped with copious pieces of large sliced Green Chillies and Coriander Leaves, this was unlike anything ever seen before. Two Salmon Steaks were smothered in the darkest of Tomato-rich Masalas. I did ask Waris if it was all Tomato, Onions were in there too. My wife’s recipe – he admitted.
It looked as though the Spiced Salmon had been baked in the Masala, everything was therefore in harmony. Marg was loving this, a unique experience, nobody has ever served a Fish Karahi like this anywhere else. 

Ginger Strips had been added to the Toppings. The Masala appeared identical to that which had smothered the Salmon. The Lamb was on-the-bone, and so the portion was not excessive, especially when Marg announced that she would only have a Soupçon. For Hector, this would be a case of eat slowly, enjoy.
The Meat varied in quality. Some pieces were delightfully Soft, others took quite a bit of chewing. The bones were discarded, Lamb and Fish bones on the same plate, another unique experience.
The Bill
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